Gorehouse Greats: Brain Twisters (1991)

We get it, Mill Creek! You’re a “green” company! You recycle and waste not. We originally reviewed Brain Twisters on November 1, 2020, as part of our reviews for Mill Creek’s Sci-Fi Invasion set. We re-ran that review February 1, 2021, as part of its inclusion on their B-Movie Blast 50-Pack. So, in the grand tradition of movies that do not deserve a second, alternate look (we’re talkin’ at you Cavegirl), Mill Creek beat us into submission once again . . . so let’s give Brain Twisters a new spin — as part of its inclusion on Mill Creek’s Gorehouse Greats 12-pack.

Is it possible that this lone feature film from Jerry Sangiuliano appears on all Mill Creek box sets? We just discovered it also appears on their Drive-In Cult Classics Volume 4 set and their Drive-In Cult Cinema Classics 200-pack. So, it seems, whether you want to watch it or not, by hook or by crook, you will, so says Mill Creek. So, let’s crack open our first film on the Gorehouse Greats set.

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No, we can’t blame Albert Pyun directing Charles Band’s Arcade, as that 1993 evil video game romp wasn’t made yet. Possibly William Shatner explaining the new Microworld to us wee school kids? No, but we can blame “The Bishop of Battle,” the segment from the 1983 portmanteau Nightmares, you know, the segment: Emilo Estevez’s video-game obsessed ne’er-do-well was sucked into an evil video game, which itself, ripped off 1982’s Tron.

And here comes Jerry Sangiuliano — a decade late and several dollars short — as his 1991-era computer graphics make 1992’s The Lawnmower Man — this film’s sole raison d’être — look good. And we all know how god awful that’s-not-a-Stephen King-adaptation is. And to prove you can’t keep a god awful movie down: Sangiuliano tried to pass this off in the DVD age as a “new” film, Fractals, in 2013 — with the same out-of-date graphics that were out-of-date in 1991. But where the superior Circuitry Man from 1990 succeeds, this one fails. Utterly. Yeah, this one is lost between order and chaos and heaven and hell, alright.

So what’s it all about?

A sci-fi thriller without thrills.

Mind control with CRT monitors . . . complete with poor pixel resolution. And beeps. And boops. And wires. And conduits. And horny teens. And dumb cops. And cops who take victims to dinner (and he’s not Ponch nor is this a CHiPs episode about a video game-obsessed ne’er-do-well teen). And touchy-feely college professors manipulating weak teen girls (Hello, Dr. Carl Hill of Re-Animator). And a college professor of neuroscience who lectures students on medical quackery who is, himself, a quack: instead of screwing the medieval devices he displays in his classroom to human skulls, he plugs his students into a Commodore 64. And we wished, instead of tinkering with video games, our resident digital deviant developed the mind-control “Light Guns” in Looker.

So, our faux-digital Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Philip Rothman (dry-as-toast Terry Londeree in his only film role), sidelines his professorship with a gig at a software company developing a software platform that taps into the human brain. And he’s using his unknowing students as lab rats. And somewhere along the way, it’s discovered the software has a mind control side effect (I think), so the head of the company decides to integrate the discovery into video games. Is he evil already or does the discovery make him evil? (I don’t know and I don’t care.) What’s the purpose of turning video-game obsessed teens into killers? What’s the end game, if you will? (You got me.) Why kill off the users who dump in the quarters?

Of course, every slasher film — even the most pseudo ones, such as this tech slop — needs a “final girl,” so we have Laurie Strode Stevens (Farrah Forke, in her acting debut; she was Alex Lambert for a three year, 35-episode run on NBC-TV’s Wings; Hitman’s Run for you direct-to-video fans) as one of several college students who’ve volunteered for Rothman’s experiments to improve video game designs — only to be programmed-cum-hypnotized to kill. Or commit suicide from the second floor of a Chili’s (Or was that an Applebees?). Hey, this was filmed in Scranton, PA., so if you lived there, maybe you recognize the eatery.

Man, nobody wants to go to Scranton. Not even, Archie. “Scranton?!”

So, does this all sound a bit like Conal Cochran’s nonsensical masterplot to take over the world with Halloween masks fitted with computer chips made from stone-flakes of Stonehenge? Or Dr. Anthony Blakely’s plan to take over the world by growing a giant brain the basement of his psychiatric institute for wayward teens?

Yeah, it does. And then some.

Yeah, the body count is building. Boringly so.

Ah, but Halloween III: The Season of the Witch and Ed Hunt’s The Brain had, if not a lot of sense, finesse and charm as it huskered its bananas-as-fuck junk science, along with R-level gore and sex to buoy our interest. Maybe if a Stuart Gordon-esque brain worm-thingy popped out of a student’s reprogrammed head, à la Dr. Edward Pretorius via his Sonic Resonator in From Beyond, we’d have a “bang,” here, instead of a whimper.

In the end, this is all just a bunch of PG-level shenanigans in dire need of a David Warner-embodied Master Control Program and a Cindy Morgan as our cyber-hero babe and a crazed Darryl Revok “sucking brains dry” via video games. But alas: Jerry Sangiuliano ain’t no David Cronenberg and this ain’t no Scanners joint. And the acting just stinks across the board, which is probably why Forke never capitalized on her support role in Heat with Al Pacino and Robert De Niro or scored another notable network TV series, and we never heard from male leads Terry Londeree and Joe Lombardo — ever again. If only we had Dan O’Herlihy as the evil software engineer and David Gale as the megalomaniac professor to prop this up, maybe we’d have . . . something.

Should we give Jerry Sangiuliano credit for being ahead of the urban legend curve? Nope. Should we be watching the HBO-oft run short film, Arcade Attack*, instead? Yes. Or the PBS television broadcast The Colors of Infinity, which aka’d as Fractals: The Colors of Infinity? Yes. Or the PBS rip on WarGames known as Hide and Seek. Yes.

Eh, maybe — one day — they’ll make a real movie based on the Polybius urban legend**, with (speaking of Dan O’Herlihy), a touch of the charm that made the video game as-a-combat-training-tool tomfoolery from 1984’s The Last Starfighter so much fun. The same can be said about screenwriter Andrew Kevin Walker’s ten-years-later retrofitting of the Polybius legend — for the now outdated, grunge-era CD-ROM age — with 1994’s Brainscan. The best of (possible, maybe a stretch) the Polybius-inspired RAM-romps was, of course, David Cronenberg’s 1983 offering, Videodrome; the film’s deleted scenes explained the funky headgear of the film as intended for”combat training,” until its beneficial, “brainwashing” side effects were discovered (like in Looker). Polybius, for the tech-uninitiated, first “appeared” inside a Portland, Oregon, arcade in 1981; while word-of-mouthed prior by arcade aficionados since, the legend first seeded on the web in 1994, about a year after the web went online*˟ on April 30, 1993. It was one of the first “viral” posts, if you you will, before such a term was, er, coined (yuk, yuk).

So . . . until that official Polybius flick happens, the curious and the masochist can free-stream Brain Twisters on You Tube.

Uploading 40-plus more films on the digital junk sciences.

* It’s a double feature! You can watch the fun Arcade Attack on You Tube.

** Sure there’s a Wikipage, but why read when you can watch: This hour-long documentary on the legend will upload your Polybius fix.

*˟ Ugh, more reading? This Popular Mechanics piece, published on April 30, 2018, to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the web, explains it all.

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Bullied (2019)

I spent the majority of my grade school years getting beat up every single day.

I would dread lunch or any break in the day, because I knew that I’d be getting punched repeatedly, kicked in the head and dragged all over a parking lot until I bled.

Then those very same kids told me that if I ever told anyone what they did, they’d kill my parents.

I’m not telling you this for sympathy. It’s just that if it wasn’t for bullying, I wouldn’t be who I am today. I wouldn’t have been a pro wrestler, traveled the world and pushed myself to learn so much.

That’s why I found Thomas Keith’s movie so interesting, which features intimate interviews with victims of bullying, including their family members who have dealt with losing kids to suicide.

Bullied is about more than that, though. It’s also about how bullying can be stopped, even though basically we’ve just emerged from four years of dealing with a bully, whose every utterance triggered the way I felt when it was time to get beat down on the playground again.

This film is available exclusively on Tubi.

Mill Creek B-Movie Blast Round Up!

Phew. We did it! Mill Creek box sets are our jam, as it were, so no sweat in watching 50 movies in 13 days. And, since we’ve dedicated this entire month to our Mill Creek fandom . . . up next is Mill Creek’s Gorehouse Greats 12-Pack.

Every November we tackle a Mill Creek box of fifty movies. We started with the Chilling Classics set in 2018 and also did the Pure Terror set in 2019. For 2020, we jammed on the Sci-Fi Invasion set. And Mill Creek’s 12-Packs always come in handy for our theme weeks, such as our recent “Fast and Furious Week,” when we need a lot of films, quickly. To that end: the Savage Cinema set did the job. And, back in March, we were so giddy with glee that we finally got our own copy of 9 Deaths of the Ninja courtesy of the Explosive Cinema 12-pack, we paid it forward to Mill Creek and reviewed all of the films in the pack.

Many thanks to Rob Brown, Herbert P. Caine, Dustin Fallon, Robert Freese, Sean Mitus, Bill Van Ryn, Jennifer Upton, and Melody Vera for chipping in with their reviews for our month-long Mill Creek project!

Here’s the complete list of films!

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Almost Hollywood (1994)
The Beach Girls (1982)
Brain Twisters (1991)
Burnout (1979)
Cave Girl (1985)
Coach (1978)
Dangerous Charter (1962)
Death Machines (1976)
Deathrow Gameshow (1987)
Embryo (1976)
End of the World (1977)
Escape From Hell Island (1963)
Fleshburn (1984)
Galaxina (1980)
Hell on Wheels (1967)
The Hellcats (1967)
The Hostage (1967)
Hunk (1987)
Indian Paint (1965)
Iron Angel (1964)
Jocks (1986)
The Kidnapping of the President (1980)
Killpoint (1984)
Las Vegas Lady (1975)
Lena’s Holiday (1991)
Liar’s Moon (1982)
Low Blow (1986)
My Mom’s A Werewolf (1989)
My Tutor (1983)
Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985)
The Patriot (1986)
Prime Evil (1988)
Rivers of Fire and Ice, aka African Safari (1968)
Road to Nashville (1967)
Santee (1973)
Secret File: Hollywood (1962)
The Sidehackers (1969)
The Silencer (1992)
The Skydivers (1963)
The Specialist (1975)
Stanley (1972)
Superchick (1973)
Terror (1978)
Terror in the Jungle (1968)
Tomboy (1985)
Top Cop (1990)
Weekend Pass (1984)
The Wild Rebels (1967)
Wild Riders (1971)
The Young Graduates (1971)

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GOREHOUSE GREATS: Blood Mania (1970)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Bill Van Ryn is the creator of Groovy Doom and publisher and editor of Drive-In Asylum. I’m always so happy when he gets the opportunity to write something for us.

So let’s say you’re a kid in the later 1970s, and you’re really into watching scary movies on late night TV. You can’t get away with that very easily at home, but when you visit your grandparents on the weekend, they go to bed early and don’t really care if you stay up and watch TV. When you’re there, you try and see anything marked “-THRILLER” in the TV Guide. On one dark night Saturday night, you stay up late to watch a movie called “Blood Mania”. With a title like that, it’s going to be really scary, you just know it. The opening credits are a weird montage containing slow-motion shots of a woman in a nightgown running from some unidentified horror. This is interrupted by an animated piece where the word “BLOOD” – in large, gruesome red letters – is attacked by a pair of cartoon hands, which claw at the letters until they say “BLOOD MANIA”. There is a terrifying scream that makes your hair stand on end. You don’t realize it yet, but this movie has just shown you everything that is possibly of interest to an 8-year-old monster kid, and it won’t be very long before the TV is turned off and you’re asleep.

This may have been the experience of anybody who happened to watch “Blood Mania” as a child, because it’s one of the talkiest things you could hope to see. The shocks in the film are mostly of the daytime drama variety, so kids would probably check out of this movie very early on. This is probably a good thing too, because during the course of the story we are confronted with situations such as cheating on one’s romantic partner, a hopelessly dysfunctional family of estranged people, a woman who is willing to murder her invalid father for a little bit of money, a ruthless blackmail scheme, the use of amyl nitrate for kicks in bed, and repressed trauma linked to incestuous abuse. 

Revisiting it as an adult, however, I appreciated it in a totally different way. Director Robert Vincent O’Neil (Angel, Wonder Women) finds an absolutely glacial pace for this movie, but it is such a visually compelling experience that you don’t seem to mind. Back in the days of turntables, sometimes you might have played one of your 45 rpm records on 33 1/3, just to hear what it would sound like slowed down, and “Blood Mania” is the visual equivalent of just that. I’m a sucker for any movie that emulates Bava’s colored lighting, but the set – a Los Angeles mansion that was once the home of Bela Lugosi – is just as wonderful. 

Blood Mania was co-written by lead actor Peter Carpenter, one of two films (Point of Terror is the other) that were created by Carpenter with producer Chris Marconi.  Carpenter had been selected by Russ Meyer for a small role in Vixen! after Carpenter’s girlfriend included a photo with him as part of her audition materials. A role alongside Dyanne Thorne in 1970’s softcore drama Love Me Like I Do followed, and this two-film package with Marconi undoubtedly represented a bid for establishing himself as a working actor – a commodity, even. A career never manifested, and Carpenter disappeared. Despite rumors that he vanished because he died, he actually simply left the movie business, although he did pass away at the too-young age of 56.

Carpenter plays a shady doctor named Cooper, who is being blackmailed for providing illegal abortions. The sex-starved daughter of one of his patients offers to help him with his ‘tax problems’, and after he beds down with her to consummate the deal, she kills her father, expecting to inherit his estate. When her younger sister appears for the reading of their father’s will, however, things don’t turn out quite the way Victoria had hoped, and all three of their lives quickly begin to unravel. 

Although made in the United States, Blood Mania sure does have the feel of a European film, in part because of its sumptuous look, but also because of its dreamlike atmosphere. Its horror film approach to soap opera material felt like a cheat the first time I saw it, but that’s what actually appealed to me in the long run. Like the Sisters of Mercy doing a Dolly Parton cover version, the result is something a little unexpected and marvelous. Although it does appear on Mill Creek compilations, there is also an incredible 2017 blu ray restoration by Vinegar Syndrome out there that blew my mind when I saw it.

Hey, we love this film so much that Eric Wrazen of the Festival de la Bête Noire collective gave us his take Blood Mania, again, for Mill Creek’s Gorehouse Greats box set.

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Update: July 21, 2021: We’ve also previously reviewed Peter’s work in his forth and final film — which he, as with Blood Mania, wrote and produced — Point of Terror. And, thanks to frequent reader and uber Peter Carpenter fan, librarian Mike Perkins (thus his awesome research), we learned of this new blog entry from B&S About Movies’ friend Mike Justice, on his The Eerie Midnight Night Detective Agency blog regarding Peter Carpenter’s life and all-too-short career. Strap it on, it’s a great read.

And, surf over to this really cool Flickr posting from Mike Perkins, featuring early photos of Peter. And, there’s no stopping Mr. Perkins’s fandom, as he also honored Peter by not only having Peter’s IMDb page updated with correct information, he created an all-new Find A Grave entry for Peter. Did you know that Peter’s real name was Nathaniel Joseph? Or that he was in the Air Force? We do now, thanks to Mike Perkins’s hard work.

Yeah, we love our readers! Thanks for contributing to B&S About Movies, Mr. Perkins! (Yeah, we love you too, Justice.) And we love it when our readers reinforce and uplift our passions in honoring the actors and filmmakers of our youth. You gotta fight for the ’cause!

GOREHOUSE GREATS: Blood of Dracula’s Castle (1967)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Jennifer Upton is an American (non-werewolf) writer/editor in London. She currently works as a ghostwriter of personal memoirs for Story Terrace London and writes for several blogs on topics as diverse as film history, punk rock, women’s issues, and international politics. For links to her work, please visit https://www.jennuptonwriter.com or send her a Tweet @Jennxldn

Blood of Dracula’s Castle (1967) is truly a boring film, even for Al Adamson, who is not known for making great films. The most exciting bit of action in this movie was the scene-stealing walrus in the opening scene shot at the old Marineland in Palos Verdes, California. That walrus puts in a more energetic better performance than any of the human actors. 

The story concerns Mrs. and Mrs. Count Dracula, who have essentially retired as “The Townsends” to a castle in the California desert (Falcon Rock Castle Antelope Valley, California.)

Now free from a life of killing villagers in Europe their new life is one of leisure. There’s no more hunting for these two elites! Their new bougie diet consists mostly of bloody cocktails prepared for them by their butler George played by John Carradine, a priest in a cult who worships Luna the Moon God along with the Townsends.

The blood comes from the various girls kept chained in the basement, most of whom are collected from the nearby highway and brought home by their deformed Igor-like caretaker Mango played by Ray Young. A tall stunt actor better known as the boulder-throwing half of The Kroft Supershow staple Bigfoot and Wildboy (1976.)

The Townsends and also have a strange relationship with a local serial killer named Johnny (Robert Dix). Although how he came to be close with the Townsend’s is never explored, they seem to have a reciprocal relationship. One in which he brings them victims for promised initiation into vampirehood. In the alternate television version (yes, there are two versions of this snorefest – both available online) Johnny is a werewolf.

After escaping from a mental institution, Johnny kills a few people just for the hell of it on the way home to the castle. Here, the added werewolf scenes actually make sense. Somewhat. In the original version Johnny mentions repeatedly how he can’t control his murderous urges when there’s a full moon. The problem with the new inserts lies in the fact that they were clearly shot years later. The hairstyle and wardrobe of the victim places it squarely in the ‘70s and the electronic music bears no resemblance to the music in the rest of the film. 

One would think that a police pursuit of a serial killer/werewolf would be exciting. It isn’t. That’s the problem with this movie. Even when things happen it doesn’t feel like it. There’s an utter lethargy to the acting, camera placement and editing. During the chase, the screen direction is completely off and there is very little foley to bring the soundtrack to life.

Once reunited, the Townsends, Johnny, George and Mango now have a new problem to contend with. They must find a new place to live. Sadly, after a nice, calm, sixty-year tenancy, their 108-year-old landlord has died, leaving the castle to his nephew. The new landlord – a photographer named Glenn Cannon and his perpetually complaining model fiancé Liz decide they’re going to live there.

When they show up to inspect the place, instead of chaos, we are treated to a series of long civil discussions between the characters. Most disappointing of all is that the vampires never do anything. They’re far too spoiled and sophisticated. Count Townsend (played by Horrors of Spider Island star Alex D’arcy) is so nonchalant that at one point he tells a potential victim, “Oh, no. We won’t kill you. We need your blood,” with the calm tone of a man making small talk. They don’t even fight when Glenn ties them up in the finale. They’re far too used to being looked after by their staff to do anything as vulgar as defend themselves. If the Howell’s on Gilligan’s Island were vampires, this is exactly how they’d behave. The effect is equally as comical. However, they don’t go as gently into the ether as one might think. After sacrificing a girl on the beach to Luna, aging and turning to dust when the morning sun shines through the window, two bats emerge from the vampires’ fancy party clothes and fly off. Perhaps to rent another castle somewhere else and start over. George and Johnny are dispatched by our heroes.  Glenn saves Liz. Mango gets shot, axed and thrown off a cliff. It should be exciting. It isn’t. 

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Joshua Reale: An Interview with the Director of Necropath

In the second week of February, we received a screener of the feature film debut by New York-based filmmaker Joshua Reale. Hopefully, you not only read our review for Necropath, but took a chance on Reale’s debut film and streamed it. It’s a stellar debut from a filmmaker to watch.

We recently sat down with Joshua Reale to discuss his journey as a budding filmmaker and seeing his first feature film receiving worldwide distribution on digital streaming platforms. You can also watch the short version of Necropath, as part of Empire State of the Dead, a 2014 anthology film.


B&S: Many of the indie-streaming filmmakers we review at B&S About Movies are born from one of two camps: The first, courtesy of the accessibility of digital filmmaking, they’ve eschewed a traditional, film school educational queue and are self-made filmmakers. In the second camp, they were able to convince their parents to pay to send them to film school. Which one is Joshua Reale?

J.R: For film school-wise, I went to a couple trade schools, but nothing fancy. A lot of my filmmaking I learned — I went to this place in Boston that lasted for a couple of weeks — but most of my filmmaking that I learned was, ironically, from watching (the AMC series) Breaking Bad. And also working with my friend, Geoff Orlowksi, who also produced Necropath, as well; he came to my Halloween attraction and asked to shoot a scene for his independent film, The Vampire (2013). I just stood on the sidelines watching him because that’s something I always wanted to get into. I wrote scripts but never knew how to approach filmmaking. Watching him do his thing, I asked if he’d would like to meet up. So we met at a cafe and starting discussing film stuff and we made Necropath.

B&S: We had a recent sit down with writer-director Eric Eichelberger of Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre and we came to learn that he made his first movie at 8 years old, out in the cornfields of Indiana. How old were you when you made your first movie and what was that first movie? Did you take photography or film classes in high school or were your film endeavors strictly extracurricular outside of school?

J.R: The first film I made, obviously, we made stuff when we were little kids, but the first stuff that counted was after high school, since my high school didn’t really didn’t offer anything — I graduated in 1999 — to do with filmmaking. Plus, living somewhere where filmmaking isn’t a big deal, like upstate New York; if you lived more on the West Coast they would probably offer stuff [in high school]. So, after high school, I started doing it on my own and just bought a camera and did the most you can do as an 18 year old with a camera.

B&S: But no cornfields — or any country fields, since you were in upstate New York — in your past?

J.R: No, I was in a more of an urban-kind of setting. I created a horror-icon character (Scag) when I got out of high school that I wanted to develop and I’ve been focused on making these short scripts; so we shot one and then we did another one. They were so low-budget; we just kind of winged it to just get into filmmaking, as our kind of practice.

A new horror icon is born: Moe Issac as Scag

B&S: In an interview, music producer Steve Albini, most notable to mainstream audiences for his work with Nirvana, discussed the issues with digital vs. analog recording. He explained, as result of the ever-changing digital realms creating software incompatibilities, he feels it’s best to record in an analog format for archival purposes, and then transfer those reels into a digital editing suite to create the final product. However, it seems the new guard of indie-digital filmmakers can’t work within the constraints of the tight shoots, with days laid out beforehand, working with less coverage, and finding crews that possess the extremely different skill sets to work with film stock vs. digital. What are your impressions and opinions on working in a digital format vs. working in 16 or 35 mm stocks? 35mm is, of course, more difficult to scan, but what about in terms of depth of field and lighting issues? What cameras were used in the making of Necropath?

J.R: We used the DSLR, the Mark III on our shoot. I used 16mm in one of my week-long film courses in New York City that had a 16mm class — and it’s a total pain. There’s a lot of limitations: you didn’t have the view finder, for one. But I guess that’s the beauty of using [a] 16mm [camera]: you get a whole different product in the end and the overall quality of film, after. But with the technology now, you can, basically, shoot something extremely well on a DSLR camera. We shot Necropath [on a DSLR] and I think it came out fantastic.

B&S: For Necropath, you eschewed a tradition music soundtrack for what’s best described, more as a subjective sound pallet of perpetual, atmospheric hums, screeches, buzzes, and distorted, disembodied voices, which, I assume, are to put the viewer inside the head of your chief antagonist, Scag. Then there’s those wailing emergency alert clarions throughout the film. If it was your intention to induce nausea in the viewer, it certainly worked on me. The first thought I had: Joshua O.D’d on New French Extreme films or, at the very least, is a fan of Gaspar Noé’s Irréversible.

J.R: As a far as the style of filmmaking that I did: it’s my first film, making Necropath. I just wanted to make a film the way I felt a movie should be made. It just got put together the way it did, in a very nontraditional way of making a movie, with our shots and style of the audio. You hit it right on the head when you said you felt like you were in the mind of the antagonist and what he feels. We achieved that with the audio and the droning in various scenes and made it more of an entrancing kind of tone throughout the movie. So, with that, and the shots and everything, we made Necropath. It’s a unique kind of film that might catch a lot of people off guard; whether they like it or not like it: it’s just what we did. We wanted to do something different; a different approach on zombie films and I think [Joshua and Geoff] achieved it well.

B&S: Did you conceive Necropath prior to its entry in the 2014 Scare-a-con Film Festival or was your narrative born by the festival’s Empire State of Dead short film contest? What was the purpose of the contest and what were the rules contestants had to adhere to for submission?

J.R: The purpose and rules were that you had to make a zombie film and it has to be short and not over this-many-minutes and it has to be shot in New York, hence the Empire State of the Dead. So, my friend, Geoff, when he came to my Halloween attraction (learn more at Cayo Industrial) and shot [The Vampire] there, he mentioned the contest. We decided we can do the contest together; we met and got an idea for working together, you know, do a short film that’s nothing long and drawn out. And that was Empire State of the Dead. So we ended up working together on each other’s films: I made Necropath and I helped him with his film, Occupied. His won 2nd place and Necropath won 1st place.

B&S: While Necropath — the feature film — isn’t an anthology film, it’s actually three award-winning shorts edited together to create an hour and a half narrative. What were those other two films? Based on the seamless nature of the feature film version Necropath, I’m assuming they’re pseudo-sequels to each other. How much newer footage, if any, was shot as connective material to thread the shorts into a fluid narrative?

J.R: In 2014 we shot the first 15 minutes of the movie; the short that was in Empire State of the Dead. After that success, I couldn’t stop thinking of the idea and the Scag character, the main horror-icon character of the film, and just the different ideas I had. So I decided to make another one. So I wrote the next one, which was the next 30 minutes of the film (aka Necropath II). We shot that one a year later. We shot the third sequence, the third short, which starts when we see the man walking with his family [on a bombed-out city street], two years later. So the whole film was shot over the course of 2014 to 2018. We just complied it all together and the whole film is out of those shorts.

B&S: As I watched Necropath, aside from the New French Extreme, I saw the psychedelic, ambiguous influences of Bigas Luna, Alejandro Jodoroswky, and José Mojica Marins. I know those references are dated for some, but how far am I off the mark with that analysis? The directors of the Italian-zom ’80s in our post-George Romero world is a foregone conclusion. What filmmakers are behind your narrative vision?

J.R: My biggest influence, ironically, has nothing to do with, well, I don’t want to say nothing to do with horror, but James Cameron was a big influence, as I grew up with The Terminator and T2. It was how he emphasized all of his shots, and his action scenes, and the realism; in Terminator he used Stan Winston Studios. But [Cameron] was probably the biggest influence on me. And just growing up, watching random horror movies. I’m more of an ’80s kind of horror guy. I’m not really into new, new horror movies with the CGI ghosts and stuff like that. Those [horror films] also had an influence in my approach to filmmaking.

B&S: Where did you find all of your amazing actors? Moe Isaac and Natalie Colvin are absolutely outstanding in their zombie roles, as you feel Scag’s mental anguish and Crack Hag’s pre-zom longing for a child of her own. I, myself, have worked on a couple shorts where, the child was cast, and in need of an adult actor, the parent rose to the challenge to fill out the cast. Did you cast Lillian first, and then her mother, Natalie, came along, or you got them at the same time as a pair?

J.R: Pretty much the same time. Lillian was actually in a couple of videos that I made for my Halloween attraction. I think she was like 6 years old at time. When she did Necropath, she was 11 or 12. When I was doing the casting, I asked Geoff if we could cast Natalie, too, so they could work together. The other actors in the film: Moe Issac, who played Scag, the main character; he was a friend of Geoff’s when I was helping him out on [Occupied] for Empire State of the Dead. Moe was on set helping me string lights; as I put up a light, the ladder shook. I look down and Moe was holding the ladder. He grabs at his face and ends up pulling his teeth out: I didn’t realize that he had dentures! And I was like, ‘Oh, my god, you want to be Scag, the main character in my film?’ and we ended up casting him right on the spot.

Crack Hag to the set! Natalie Colvin

B&S: How did you manage to get the most notable members of your cast, Nathan Faudree and Cassandra Hayes?

J.R: Yeah, I have to give Geoff Orlowski credit for casting those two actors who act professionally (Faudree has appeared in the Law and Order franchise; Hayes in the low-budget Amityville-verse). They both helped Geoff out with scenes in [The Vampire] that he was shooting. When I was writing Necropath III: I couldn’t help but picture Nathan Faudree as the father-figure. We were trying to cast it with other people [unsuccessfully] and Geoff was telling me that I wasn’t happy with anybody because I wrote this scene specifically for Nathan, which I did: 100%. I was so glad that Nathan came up from New York City to be in [Necropath].

Nice now . . . post-apoc a-hole later. Nathan Faudree, with cast member Brandy Cihocki

B&S: Your newest film as a producer is Planewalker, which is written and directed by Geoffrey Orlowksi, your producer on Necropath. Can you share with our readers the plot of that sci-fi film?

J.R: Yeah, Planewalker is Geoff’s film. That is kind of hard to explain, the concept behind it. We did that shoot in 2017. I’m not entirely sure of [what inspired] the concept behind the film that Geoff wrote.

B&S: Science fiction is not an easy genre to create on an indie low-budget. And since that genre, in most cases, requires CGI work, it’s difficult for the indie guy to create convincing CGI. Since you’re on a budget, are you and Geoffrey eschewing CGI for more traditional, in-camera effects?

J.R: Well, you can do mapping now. Say, if you do a shoot in a warehouse district, you can add all of these different elements to it. I believe Geoff was going to go that route with the various scenes that he has.

B&S: Before we go, how is Necropath doing in the streaming-verse? Are horror fans discovering the film and what are their responses?

J.R: We’ve get a lot of personable people who say they love the film. I know it’s new to a lot of people, for the style of what Necropath is. I know people are looking to see a more traditional kind of movie. We made Necropath, not to pave the way to a new kind of horror style; we just wanted to do to our own thing. Obviously, there’s people who appreciate it and people that don’t appreciate it. And people that are caught of guard and people who are in love with the new look of it.

B&S: Joshua, thanks so much for taking the time to talk with us. And I really enjoyed your film. A lot. It was a real pleasure to review. I wish you the best with Planewalker. Please keep us posted on the film so we can review it at B&S About Movies.

J.R: At the moment, I am not sure if Geoff is on hiatus with that particular film. We set it aside to [concentrate] on Necropath, but we will let you know.


Necropath is currently available on all digital platforms from Gravitas Ventures and Kamikaze Dogfight. You also can learn more about the career of Joshua Reale at Cayo Industrial Horror Realm’s official Facebook page and website. You can also visit the film’s official Facebook and Instagram pages for more photo stills.

You can read our full review of Necropath at B&S About Movies.

Our thanks to Gravitas Ventures and October Coast for their coordination of this interview.

* All images courtesy of Joshua Real/Cayo Industrial.

About the Author: You can learn more about the writings of R.D Francis on Facebook. He also writes for B&S About Movies and publishes short stories and music reviews on Medium.

Eric Eichelberger: An Interview with the Director of Exploit This! The Complete History of Exploitation Cinema in America

Be it the films of yore or films from the new turks on the scene, low-budget and independent cinema is our jam at B&S About Movies. And one of those movies by one of those new turks who tickled our “brains” was writer and director Eric Eichelberger with the comedic horror Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre. His feature film debut, it paid a dual homage to ’70s grindhouse and exploitation flicks and ’80s Italian zombie flicks.

So it makes sense that Eric’s next feature film would be a documentary to honor the filmmakers and films that lead to the creation of GSZM. And when he announced the kickoff of his Kickstarter crowdsourcing campaign to finance the project, we knew we had to do our part to get the word out to you, the lovers of the same movies we love.

Exploit This! The Complete History of Exploitation Cinema in America is a currently-in-development documentary that will explore the history of the exploitation film from its development with the birth of cinema itself, to its golden age in the 1940s and 1950s, its heyday in the 1960s and 1970s, its death and then makeover in the 1980s, and ultimately, to its revitalization in the present. Exploit This! features interviews with all the major players in the exploitation film business, as well as film experts, Hollywood directors and actors, and those of what is now known as “adult cinema.”

We had the opportunity to sit down with Eric to discuss his latest project — and understand how a nice kid from Northwest Indiana who graduated from Chicago’s Columbia College ended up making movies about zombified girl scouts giving birth to ravenous zombie babies.


B&S: To prepare for the interview, I re-watched Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre, this afternoon. Eric, you’ve got problems, man. You’re damaged. Just one too many viewings of Basket Case and Brain Damage.

E.E: I think you’ve understood the movie more than any [reviewer] I’ve seen write about the film. I appreciate that.

B&S: That’s the one thing that perturbs me when I watch a movie: I read the reviews and wonder if the commenter actually watched the movie. I think the issue with streamers today is that they’re younger than you and I, so they don’t have the same reference points that we do. They’ve probably never seen Basket Case and can’t make the connections. Your film requires a deeper set of film references.

E.E: Yeah, the people that have reviewed it, just didn’t understand it [for those reasons], mostly. They’re looking for a more ‘traditional’ horror film.

B&S: So, it all started at the age of 8 in a cornfield? I can hear your mom, ‘What’s Eric doing all day in those cornfields?’ I am hoping life didn’t imitate art. Anything you want to clear off your chest, Eric?

E.E: No, no. There’s no bodies out there. There was just nothing to do [as kids], so we just played in the cornfields, you know hide-and-seek, in the cornfields of Indiana. That’s what we’re known for: cornfields, Axl Rose, Kurt Vonnegut, and Larry Bird. Yeah, there wasn’t a lot to do out there, except play in the cornfields.

B&S: But those cornfields inspired your filmmaking, to make movies out there?

E.E: Not so much the cornfields, but I was just attracted to films that were spooky, since I was born on Halloween. So, at age four, I was watching movies like Poltergeist and getting spooked. And I like that: watching scary movies. My parents weren’t concerned, so I could watch what I wanted. By the time I was in my preteens, I watched most of the Jason and Freddy movies, Hellraiser, and all the major horror films. When I got a little older as a teenager, I became interested in [Alejandro Jodorowsky’s] El Topo and those weird art movies, like Peter Jackson’s movies at the time, with Meet the Feebles and Bad Taste.

B&S: And what about the J-Horror cycle?

E.E: Yeah, I liked The Eye, The Ring series, and Takashi Miike with Visitor Q, and Battle Royale. There was a guy I knew — I grew up an hour-and-change from Chicago — that I’d see at Cons and he got me into all of these horror movies; he had a Starlight Video bootleg catalog with everything off Japanese laserdiscs that he duped onto video tapes. So I would find stuff through him and buy it. In fact, I spent all of my paper route money on it.

B&S: You continued to make films in high school. Did you take photography classes in high school or did they have a film program? What were the titles of some of those films?

E.E: When I was in middle school, my friend and I made films; we were making comedic films, shorts really. In freshman year of high school, I made a film in a class called Freshman Seminar. It was a class where you were allowed to explore what you wanted to do for a career: I wanted to make horror films. So I made a little horror short called Flesh and a little horror documentary.

Through a friend, I met someone who had an [Commodore] Amiga 2000 which ran the NewTek Video Toaster, which is a very early film editor before Final Cut. He put together these clips [for the documentary] that I taped-to-tape on video tape, then he allowed me to put my voice-over on them. One of the girls in my class was a very serious Christian and she was so offended by the clips; there were clips from Faces from Death, as there was a whole section on Mondo Films. The teacher gave me an ‘F’ on the assignment. And since the film was the whole purpose of the class, I failed the class. I thought I did something really cool: this little short-form documentary about cult and exploitation movies, sort of what I am doing now [with Exploit This!]. But the grade was based on the [offensive] content and not the work itself. But I went on and made more, anyway, on my own.

B&S: And how did you handle your home-grown gore effects? Back in the day, I learned from the master, Tom Savini: All you needed was Elmer’s Glue, Wheaties, Karo Syrup, and red food coloring. Oh, the memories of Mom banging on the bathroom door, ‘Richard, what are you doing?’ ‘Nothing Mom! Making blood.

E.E: Yes. We used Karo Syrup and red food coloring. For the guts we’d use spaghetti. I had a friend back in high school who was a very serious special effects fan; he wanted to get into that for a career, and he helped out with the more complicated stuff.

B&S: Then, at the age of 18, off you went to Chicago’s Columbia College to study film, which led to your first feature film, the shot-on-video Cannibal Teenage Riot. Did you shoot-on-video out of financial necessity or was the format in homage to the SOV format that gave birth to such direct-to-VHS classics such as Blood Cult and Spine?

E.E: I have seen some of those films. I didn’t see Spine until later and I really liked that a lot. But I did see SOV films like Boardinghouse and Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell, so I knew I could shoot on video. But yeah, it was also out of necessity. We didn’t have a budget, we just had a Hi-8 camera, you know, before Mini-DV, but after Super-8. It was the first, sort of, video format after VHS, you know, the real big, blocky cameras. Hi-8s were a little bit smaller. So we shot on that.

But that inspired me to expand on the six-minute short Flesh I made in freshman year. The idea behind [Cannibal Teenage Riot] is that there’s a town of cannibals. Everyone in this town are cannibals and it’s a known secret. So a family moves into the town and there’s a high-school peer pressure situation for the girl to become part of the cannibals. Initially, I wrote a short story called Dinner Party and adapted that into Flesh. Then, when we made Cannibal Teenage Riot and expanded on that, we made it more funny and sort of campy. Someday, I’d like to make a more serious, a more dark-comedy version of [Cannibal Teenage Riot], that will be more, sort of like The Night of the Living Dead.

B&S: Are there any other ideas or concepts that went unfinished that you may also bring back?

E.E: I have a couple of concepts. I wrote another movie in high school, more of an idea for a movie, based on an urban legend in our town called Old Man Dewey. He goes crazy — like in The Crazies — and kills his family with an axe; then the whole movie is about high school kids, again. They dare each other to spend a night in the Dewey House. But these kids take psychedelics and go to the house to spend the night and things start happening. You’re not quite sure if Old Man Dewey is back or is it a copycat killer or is it hallucinations. But that’s the film, Old Man Dewey.

B&S: Then, after college, you came to work with the author and director of Hellraiser and Nightbreed, Clive Barker, and Stuart Gordon of Re-Animator fame. How did you come to work on Gordon’s King of the Ants (2003), and what was the project that you worked on with Clive Barker?

E.E: I met Clive Barker while I was still in college when I was around 20 or 21. I was a huge fan of his and read all of his comics and his books and saw his movies. I went to this convention in Atlanta called Dragon Con. One year they decided to do a Barker Con. Clive was there for the three-day affair. So I went to that while still in college. I met Clive there and had him sign things, like at a regular convention. There was one night where Clive and Doug Bradley, and a few of us from the convention, went to a nightclub with a BDSM theme. What was funny is that Doug Bradley got really squeamish about the blood, considering he’s Pinhead from Hellraiser.

But I got to know Clive and his producer, at the time, Rob. So, when I took a road trip out to L.A., I went to see The Cult [in concert] with Rob and just got to know the guy a little bit and stayed in touch. When I moved to L.A. from Chicago, I took a meeting with Rob and asked to intern with Clive’s company. So I ended up being Clive’s assistant, going out on photo shoots and production meetings and stuff. I was helping him setting up his paints, anything he needed. Through Clive, I began to make connections with fans within his fan-based community, and got involved in festivals of his work.

That’s how I got in touch with Stuart Gordon: I had a friend from that world who knew Stuart and I requested a showing of Re-Animator. Stuart ended up coming to the festival. The next year, he came back and showed Dagon, which he was promoting at the time. After Dagon, I stayed in touch with Stuart and asked what his next project was and that I would love to work on one of his projects. The next project he had in the pipeline was King of the Ants. It’s a great film, an underrated one. It stars George Wendt, you know, Norm from Cheers and House. It’s a $500,000 movie and Stuart’s wife made sandwiches. Daniel Baldwin (Stealing Candy, Trees Lounge) was in it and he, I think he felt bad we were eating these grilled cheese sandwiches, so he bought Starbucks for the cast and crew.

B&S: In December 2019, when Walt Disney Studios announced director Wes Ball (The Maze Runner trilogy film series) was hired to direct an untitled fourth film in the Planet of the Apes franchise, we did an “Ape Week” blowout reviewing all of the official ape movies and all of the knockoffs and ripoffs. And one of the films we reviewed was Lou Vockell’s Planet of Erotic Ape (2002), where you worked as the Second Unit Director. How did you end up in Cincinnati and come to work with Lou?

E.E: That’s an interesting film, a piece-together. You know how Al Adamson would make these movies where he’s putting in other footage and gives it a new title. There was a guy who I worked for several times, named Mike Roscoe, who ran a company, EI Independent Cinema. Now they’re called Alternative Cinema. I worked for those guys several times making a number of different films. Well, they had a production that was short and they wanted to stretch out the time. So I went to San Francisco and filmed some actors, where we filmed these little vignettes to include in the film. So it was one of those weird ‘Al Adamson’ type of things.

B&S: The great Jim Wynorski is, of course, royalty at the B&S offices — and by working with Lou Vockell, you were one degree away from the man who made Chopping Mall. So cool! How amazing was it to work with Julie Strain (Psycho Cop Returns, Naked Gun 33 1/3, Beverly Hills Cop II, Battle Queen 2020) and Monique Gabrielle (Jim Wynorski’s Transylvania Twist, 976-Evil II, Munchie) on Planet of Erotic Ape?

E.E: I worked with Julie Strain, but not on that. I worked on a movie, Blood Gnome (2004), and she was in that movie that was shot in L.A. I also have a scene in the movie with my wife, who was acting at the time. I met Julie for the first time on that production. I was writing for a website at the time, B-Movie Girls.com, where we had different stories and articles each month about a particular Scream Queen. We were going to do a whole spread on her, so I went to her house. She was so nice. She was living at the time with Kevin Eastman who created the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles. And he was so nice, as well. So we went into her backyard, I had a professional photographer with me, and she just took her clothes off. I was in shock. Later, recently [for Exploit This!], when I interviewed Debbie Rochon, I mentioned working with Julie Stain and the interview. She told me that Julie just wants to be naked all the time! At the Shock-a-Go Go Festival that I did, we ended up showing Blood Gnome. But, yeah. That’s how I ended up working with Julie. Babes in Kong Land was the title [at the time], but it had alternate titles.

B&S: Then you followed up Cannibal Teenage Riot with your second feature film, Fear of a Limp Planet. What year was that shot and released? Did you shoot on video or 16mm or 35mm? Could you tell our readers about the plot?

E.E: It was shot in 2002 and it had a very small, festival release and played in Indianapolis and L.A. a few times. It was shot on Mini-DV, as we couldn’t afford 16 or 35. It was funded by William Hellfire and his company, Factory 2000. He has several movies, but I met him because I was a huge fan of his movie Caress of the Vampire 2 (1996). I found his contact on an old video tape that I had and called the number and they put me into contact with him. I told him that if he came to Los Angeles I’d love co-directing a movie with him; that I wrote a sequel to his movie. He ended up flying out to work on a different movie; but we worked on [Fear of a Limp Planet], as it was meant to be part of the Caress of the Vampire series. EI Cinema, that is, Alternative Cinema, bought the film. So the film ends up with a distribution deal at Walmart [with other EI titles]. A huge deal. So Walmart made these promises they didn’t keep and returned all of this product and almost bankrupted SRS Cinema, the distributor.

So, I’ve got this movie. And I reached back out to Mike Roscoe, who initially didn’t want the film. So he took the movie and gave it a small release, a self-release. Things went down hill from there, as [the studio] went into hardcore and got away from B-Movies. So [Fear of a Limp Planet] basically sat on the shelf. They bought it and didn’t release it, at least not in a wide release. So that movie is still owned by them, as they bought the rights in perpetuity. Unless they go out of business, I really can’t do anything with the movie.

B&S: Then, starting in 2010, we’re assuming to pay the bills and ‘work’ as a filmmaker, you moved into the world of reality TV, where you worked in the suites as an assistant editor. Two of the series you worked on were Steven Seagal: Lawman and UFC Ultimate Insider. You usually don’t rub elbows with the talent or celebrities in the suites, but did you get lucky and meet any UFC fighters? Is there a Seagal-Eichelberger selfie you Smartphone-sling to impress your friends?

E.E: No, not really. Steven did come, once, to the office. That was a weird show. Steven was accused of human trafficking and they had to shut down the show in the second season — and they had worked up a whole third season. There was a giant scandal. It was huge at the time, with TMZ and all. But, yeah, around the time [my wife and I] had kids. I had been working on sets a lot and I needed to do something in the industry that wasn’t so crazy with the hours; many of the jobs I’ve had, like in the art department, I was working 18 hour days — long days — all the time. It took its toll and I needed something that wasn’t so crazy now that we had a kid. So I got into editing and have done a lot of post-production work in the last ten years. But Steven’s Lawman show was really the first show I worked on in post and I basically learned AVID on that show. It was a fun experience and fun show to work and those people are still my friends. But I didn’t really interact with Steven and there’s no selfies. To tell you the truth: he was kind of a jerk. He’d say some pretty outrageous stuff. And he was mic’d 24/7 and it was my job to go through all of that footage and edit it down.

But I still do editing. I just worked on a pretty fun film, a horror film last year: Dolly Deadly 2: Run, Dolly, Run (read our “Ten Evil Dolls” featurette). It’s about a kid who grows up playing with dolls and becomes a drag queen serial killer. It was a whole lot of fun to edit. I do editing as a day job and I also teach. I’m a film professor, but not a full professor, yet. And I make movies.

B&S: Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre seems to have taken forever to make and get into the streaming-verse. I am sure your actors, as well as yourself, are ecstatic — and relieved — over the film’s reception.

E.E: Yeah, it took about nine years from the time of the idea, to the script, to the casting, and then raising funds, which we did with a trailer to promote the film. A lot of it was post-issues. We finished principal photography in 2012, so it was a long time in post, it was mainly a post nightmare. And there’s the issue of finding the right distribution and the right fit and festivals. We started releasing the movie to festivals in 2018, so that’s why, on some platforms, you see the date of 2018, because that’s when it played festivals.

Ghoul Scout played in a lot of festivals. There were a couple in India and one in the Amazon Rainforest. There was one in Wisconsin. One in New York. We had a big premiere in New York at a theater in Brooklyn and Lloyd Kaufman came. He never made an offer, but shortly after that premiere, I was contacted by the guy who handled the festival distribution. And that got me in touch with Boobs and Blood, which runs a festival and also a distribution platform. They’ve been really great getting it out on all of the streaming platforms and brick-and-mortar stores with physical media. And they’re going to expand onto pay cable platforms, like Comcast. And iTunes is next, along with Blu-ray. (Another B&B release we’ve recently reviewed is Blood Freaks.)

B&S: Now it’s time to complete the history of exploitation cinema in America through the lens of the people who lived that history. And for the past 13 years, between your various projects, you’ve compiled interviews with the movers and shakers of exploitation cinema. The cast of filmmakers you’ve secured is impressive: Roger Corman, Hershell Gordon Lewis, Jack Hill, Fred Olen Ray, Joel M. Reed, David F. Freidman, Larry Cohen, Ted V. Mikels. Then there’s the actors: Mary Woronov, Rhonda Shear, Debra De Liso, Brinke Stevens, and Debbie Rochon. How difficult is it to get a sit down with all of those celluloid icons. From the looks of your fundraiser trailer, they all certainly seem welcoming to your vision.

E.E: It really started out with these festivals that I worked on from 2001 to 2004. We filmed Clive Barker back then. I became friends with Joel M. Reed. When we showed Blood Feast 2, I met Hershel Gordon Lewis. When I was in Florida vacationing with my family, I traveled three hours from Orlando to Hershell’s condo to film. David F. Friedman came to the festival when we showed She Freak. We went out to Las Vegas to film Ted V. Mikels. At the time, Ray Dennis Steckler owned a little video store in Vegas and we filmed him.

B&S: So, then you’re looking at a late 2022 release.

E.E: Yeah, with the editing and all, definitely 2022.

B&S: Well, hopefully, when we post this interview — with the Kickstarter link — and with your B-Movie pedigree, I believe readers will say, ‘This guy’s really cool,’ and will want to support the film and make a contribution.

E.E: Yeah, our goal is $12,500. The Kickstarter journey has been a crazy ride. Just yesterday, we had a stranger donate $7000 and then, hours later, retract the donation and disappear. It felt like a roller coaster: one minute, we’re funded, we made it!? And the next minute: it’s back to the drawing board. It’s an emotional journey because this project is all or nothing. So, please if anyone can donate and share our dream. We are almost at $8000 and our goal is $12,500 and we have 6 more days.

I really appreciate how you looked at the [Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre], R.D. You really understood it and you’re the ‘audience’ of the film, for sure. And I think you’ll be the audience for the documentary, too. I feel it’s going to be the most interesting and most comprehensive documentary on the subject of cult movies and grindhouse movies. I can say that with almost certainty.


Many thanks to Eric Eichelberger for sitting down with us and giving B&S About Movies the opportunity to spread the word about his exciting project. And when Exploit This! hits the streaming-verse, you’ll hear about it first at B&S.

If you love the films that Eric loves, you can help him make the film a reality, with a target release date sometime in 2022. You can learn more on how to pledge to finance the film’s post-production by visiting the film’s official Kickstarter page — which features a preliminary trailer and more information about the production. You can learn more about Exploit This!, Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre, and Eric’s other works at Anxiety Films. There’s more information about the film — and the gifts you can receive for donating to the production — at the film’s official Facebook page.

And don’t forget to check out our review of Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre.


We have since spoken to Eric regarding his Shock-A-Go-Go Film Festival happening on April 22, 2022. You can learn more about the festival with this interview and announcement.

During our new interview regarding the festival, Eric also discusses the latest, post-production developments with Exploit This! — which is still on track for a late 2022 to early 2023 release.

About the Author: You can learn more about the writings of R.D Francis on Facebook. He also writes for B&S About Movies and publishes short stories and music reviews on Medium.

B-Movie Blast: End of the World (1977)

We reviewed this drive-in oddity way back on October 25, 2018, just because. Well, wouldn’t you know it: Mill Creek’s included it on their B-Movie Blast set. And it got assigned to me to do another take. Ugh. “Keep the site ‘fresh,'” Sam’s says. Whatever, boss.

When Sam reviewed this back in 2018, he mentioned how Bill Van Ryn from Groovy Doom and Drive-In Asylum always jokes about movies where nothing happens as being his “favorite movies.” No truer words spoken, William, for ye are B-movie wise. Nothing happens, here. Zero. Nada. Zippity-do-da. And we love End of the World for the fact that the filmmakers behind it were in the editing suite and said, “print, that’s a wrap.”

Yeah, sure, John Hayes, the director behind the very cool Dream No Evil and Grave of the Vampire (both with the great Michael Pataki starring), as well as Garden of the Dead (bad, but I liked it), gave us this Star Wars dropping.

And Frank Ray Perilli? Well, when the guy who pens Mansion of the Doomed and Dracula’s Dog . . . then follows this alien romp with another alien romp for Charles Band, the romper stomper that is Laserblast . . . well, why are we so shocked at this film’s insanity? Oh, and Cinderella. Perilli has the lower-abdominals to adult-up the classic children’s tale. And he had the muscles to squeeze out a film that not only serves to insult the Catholic Church, but E.T.s the galaxy over.

And this review isn’t over. Not yet.

Watch the trailer.

Christopher Lee, who stars here, is, rightfully embarrassed by this movie. And we are embarrassed for him. As well for his work in Starship Invasions — a film that is inventive, to say the least, but was unable to live up to its whacked premise of underwater alien pyramid bases, due to its non-budget. Did Ed Hunt dupe Sir Lee into that movie? Who knows?

But Lee was duped into End of the World with the hook that José Ferrer, Dean Jagger, John Carradine, Lew Ayers, and MacDonald Carey would star. Lee knew them and their work. So, sure. Why not, so goes the story. Lee commits to the project.

Well, Ferrer and Carradine aren’t here. Bur Ayers and Jagger are. So is ol’ daytime soap actor Mac. But their collective roles are one-day shoot-’em throw away scenes. And we have Sue Lyon (Crash!) and Kirk Scott (Starflight: The Plane That Couldn’t Land; “Big Bud Dean” in Heathers) as our leads. And outside of Lyon and Scott, the rest are wooden. Yeah, even Ayers and Jagger. Well, Lyon and Scott are driftin’ the wood, too, as they show us why they never rose above junk like this and only booked bit parts in anything rising to the level of being a decent watch — such as Heathers.

Anyway . . . the plotting of this Star Wars dropping . . . Jesus H. you-know-who and a bag o’ chips.

So, Irwin and Frank Yablans of Compass International, who unloaded the VHS crap on us Crown International-style, along with Charles Band . . . yes, he of Empire and Full Moon Pictures fame . . . duped Christopher Lee into this galactic craptastica. You know Band’s work, but you may not know the Yablans Brothers were also behind the first Halloween (Irwin’s “idea” as The Babysitter Murders that takes place during Halloween). But Brother Yablans also unleashed Nocturna: Granddaughter of Dracula. Then came up with the idea of an alien priest overseeing a convent of alien nuns.

So . . .

Sir Lee is a catholic priest . . . but he’s an alien.

Nuns operate a supercomputer. They’re aliens.

Lee’s is Father Pergardo, but he’s being called back — or is it “replaced” by the alien Zindar. But he doesn’t want to “go back.” But he “is” Zindar and doesn’t know it. Or something.

Kirk Scott is Professor Andrew Boran. He tinkers in his lab and discovers a coming natural disaster by way of an alien radio signal. Or something.

He and his wife, Sylvia (Sue Lyon), intercept the signals and triangulate them back to a convent . . . where alien nuns run said supercomputer.

The Professor and his squeeze are useless heroes.

The night photography is so dark, it’s to the point of blindness.

Aliens by E.S.P can blow up pay phones, diner coffee machines, and car engines.

The aliens can’t get back unless the Professor gives them some crystal do-dad to fix their Phantasm-doorway back home.

NASA labs have shit security one can easily break into to steal what the aliens need.

The Earth is destroyed because its “diseases” are leaking over into the universe.

Cue the stock footage purchased from Roger Corman.

Blow up the glitter-filled Christmas ornament painted to look like Earth.

The end. Seriously, the real THE END . . . the earth is destroyed!!!

Yes. This TV ad, seen below — in my teen I-must-see-ANYTHING-Star Wars-ish years — got me into the duplex. So, I, like Sir Lee, was duped. But wow . . . when you pair this with Starship Invasions . . . what a double feature! And you can enjoy it . . . and see how it all ends . . . on You Tube. In addition to its inclusion on the B-Movie Blast film pack, you can also watch it as part of their Nightmare Worlds box set.

* Nightmare World image courtesy of JohnGrit/Unisquare.

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B-Movie Blast: Embryo (1976)

Hey, I’m talking to you, Bill Van Ryn! You want a Groovy Doom Saturday Night Watch Party double feature, then you have to pair Tony Curtis’s and Rock Hudson’s forays into the horror/sci-fi genres with The Manitou (1978) and Embryo. What were they thinking. What were their agents thinking. I know what their fans were thinking: what in the hell is this crap? Then, Rock had to two-fer the bombs with Avalanche (1978). Rock Hudson in a Roger Corman disaster flick? Yep, he did it. Then he upped the ante with a Star Wars dropping: The Martian Chronicles (1980). Doh!

Rock, Rock, Rock. What in God’s great creation! You were a heartthrob from the Golden Age of Hollywood and you did a six-season ratings-winning stint with NBC-TV’s McMillan & Wife, and you gave us the TV movie greats of World War III (1982) The Vegas Strip War (1984). I guess it’s true what they say: aging actors and washing out actors really do retreat to horror films for work (see Wanda Hendrix in One Minute Before Death and Jeanne Crain in The Night God Screamed as examples).

A PC hooked to a fetus? Hey, it’s the sci-fi ’70s!

Apparently, there was a deeper, philosophical meaning in behind Anita Doohan and Jack Thomas’s script (it served as Anita’s debut and Jack’s last) about a doctor dealing with the mental, emotional, and physical consequences of growing a human fetus in an artificial uterus. . . .

Hey, you know what Mr. Van Ryn? You could also pair Embryo with Fritz Weaver in Demon Seed, since both films deal with a fetus spawned in an artificial uterus — only Fritz picked a classic (in my world, anyway). But this Rock sci-fi romp . . . Oy! This isn’t Demon Seed: this is Bruce Dern splitting-heads in The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant — only that’s a trash classic and Bruce Dern was still AIP-drug-and-biker-flick Bruce Dern, so he gets a pass. And, in a twist: Dern’s ex-wife, Diane Ladd, stars here as Rock Hudson’s Dr. Paul Holliston’s sister-in-law/lab assistant.

Holliston is a geneticist who, after the death of his wife in a car crash, and the pangs of wanting her back, he begins tinkering with an experimental growth hormone made from human placental lactogen that not only shortens the gestation period . . . it speeds up an embryo’s growth. After successfully birthing a Doberman Pinscher from a pup he saved from a dog he ran over with his car, he decides to try the hormone on a human; he applies the technique to an unborn fetus from a suicide victim. The fetus quickly grows into a 22-year-old woman he names Victoria (Barbara Carrera) — who also becomes his lover. While she develops superior intelligence — as with Atom Age Vampire, Invasion of the Bee Girls and The Wasp Woman — Victoria begins to rapidly age and craves pituitary gland extract from human fetuses. Now a modernized vampire — in the vein (sorry) of Marilyn Chambers in Rabid — she murders a prostitute to steal her unborn child to suck out the needed nutrition. Unsuccessful in his murdering her in a car crash, the now elderly Victoria — to Holliston’s horror — gives birth to his child: a mad, screaming baby.

More reissue artwork overselling a movie.

Embryo is an updated Frankenstein (yes, that’s the ’73 one; the ’31 one is the influence) — with a smidgen of The Bride of Frankenstein. It’s a vampire tale — lacking a smidgen of fangs. And Rock certainly tries; he’s earnest in his attempt to make it all work. The class and style that William Friedkin brought to The Exorcist — which is this film’s inspiration and a quality Rock certainly thought he was getting — is absent. And that’s baffling when you consider Rock’s director was Ralph Nelson, who won multiple Oscars for Lillies of the Field (1963), Father Goose (1964), and Charly (1968). As with Stanley Donen, the co-director of Singing in the Rain (1952), being woefully out of his element with the Star Wars knockoff Saturn 3, a comedy and dramatic Oscar-winning director does not an Exorcist bid, make.

As with Rock’s fellow Golden Age of Hollywood compatriot, Kirk Douglas, himself an Academy Award and Golden Globe nominated and winning actor, expecting more from Stanley Donen, Rock ended up in another “Trog”: Joan Crawford’s attempt to expand her audience with a horror film. What Rock ended up in was a more expensive, complacently-crafted AIP film. But an AIP-mad-scientist film is still an AIP-mad-scientist film: cash flow and A-List stars, be damned. What Embryo desperately needed to push it over the top is one of the favorite lines of dialog of fellow B&S About Movies’ contributing writer, Jennifer Upton: “Herschell, what about the children?” from the crazed turkey-man movie Blood Freak (1972).

But there’s no crazy dialog and just a rabid dog. Nor a blood-craving turkey man. It’s all just turkey with no mayo and Rock committing proxy-incest with his petri-dished pseudo-daughter. And it’s brought to you, in part, by Sandy Howard Productions — yep, the studio behind The Neptune Factor (1973), The Devil’s Rain (1975), and Terror Train (1980). Cine Artists Pictures, the studio behind this, went out of business, which is why this “major studio picture” is in the public domain, endlessly recycled on Mill Creek boxers.

So, in addition to airing on the national, retro-UHF channel COMET from time to time, you can have your own copy courtesy of Mill Creek’s B-Movie Blast 50-Film Pack and Nightmare Worlds 50-Film Pack. You can also stream it free-with-ads on Tubi TV as well as watch it on You Tube. We found trailers to sample HERE and HERE because: fool us once, trailer embed elves! You need another take on this to convince you to watch? Here it is! Two box sets means two reviews, baby!

* Nightmare World image courtesy of JohnGrit/Unisquare.

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Haymaker (2021)

A retired Muay Thai fighter named Nicky “Mitts” Malloy (Nick Sasso, who stars, wrote, produced, directed, edited and did visual effects for this movie) is a bouncer who was once an muay thai figher. One night, he rescues Nomi (Nomi Ruiz), a transgender entertainer, becoming her bodyguard and entering a relationship that will change both of them.

Ruiz — also known as Jessica 6 — contributed several songs to this film, including “Like a Ghost”, “Savage”, “Broken Toy,” and what I really liked about her role in the film is that her trans status is just a fact. It’s not a shock or played that way. It just is.

There are plenty of familiar faces here, like D.B. Sweeney as Nick’s brother, Zoe Bell as his muay thai coach and Udo Keir pops up for a bit.

Sasso may not be the world’s best actor, but he definitely has a great sense out of how to get the most production value out of this film. It looks gorgeous, with a neon palette and graphic novel sensibility. Just take a look at the poster. He’s able to get that look in this movie as well.

For a feel good fight story, Haymaker avoids cliches. I look forward to seeing what Sasso and Ruiz do next.