Sizzlin’ Summer of Subterranean Psychotronica 2026: Scanner Cop (1994)

The fourth film in the Scanners series and the first in the Scanner Cop series, this movie centers on rookie LAPD cop Sam Staziak (Daniel Quinn), who is hiding a dangerous secret. He is a Scanner, which means that while his colleagues are busy pounding the pavement, Sam is struggling to keep his volatile, mind-bending powers in check. After his own father was killed by a Scanner, he was taken in by Commander Pete Harrigan (James Callahan), who eventually recruits him into a special force.

When a series of bizarre, brutal murders begins targeting police officers, the victims are left with their brains seemingly cooked from the inside out. As Sam investigates, he realizes the killer is tapping into the same psychic frequency he is. The stress of the investigation pushes Sam to his breaking point; as his powers surge into overdrive, he begins to fear that his own mind is fracturing, forcing him to hunt a killer who knows exactly what it feels like to possess the most dangerous weapon on earth.

In all honesty, this movie is hundreds of times better than it has any right to be. You have to admire the sheer balls it takes to grab the Scanners idea, throw it into a straight police movie and just go with it. Even better, Richard Lynch, the bad guy of all bad guys, shows up and does his thing.

This was directed, produced and written by Pierre David and was the first film he directed. He executive-produced Scanners, Videodrome and The Brood. He may have directed only one other movie, Serial Killer, but he has 216 production credits, mainly TV movies like She Is Not Your DaughterMy Daughter’s Psycho FriendMurdered at 17 and My Life as a Dead Girl.

I still can’t believe how much I loved this movie. Despite the lower budget compared to the original Cronenberg masterpiece, the film features some genuinely impressive (and squishy) telekinetic head-trauma effects that satisfy the cravings of any gorehound who turned up expecting the Scanners pedigree.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Sizzlin’ Summer of Subterranean Psychotronica 2026: Highway to Hell (1991)

Week 1 (June 21 – 27) – Welcome to HELL

The summer’s here, so get ready to broil!

Ate de Jong directed a film you may know: Drop Dead Fred. He followed that up with this Brian Helgeland-written film. Both of these gentlemen have gone on to some amazing things in their careers. Helgeland wrote this long before he won an Oscar for L.A. Confidential and wrote modern classics like Mystic River. It’s a fascinating glimpse at his early work where he was clearly willing to lean into the weird and the wonderful.

Perhaps they don’t recall making a movie about a road to Hades all that fondly. Who knows?

Me, I appreciate any movie that has Satanic cops and appearances from Lita Ford, Gilbert Gottfried as Hitler and nearly the entire Stiller family (Ben, Amy and their parents, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara). It’s kind of like Mad Max in Hell, with diners aplenty and Chad Lowe.

Charlie Sykes (Lowe) and Rachel Clark (Kristy Swanson) run away to elope in the capital of sin on Earth, Las Vegas. On the way, they ignore the warnings of a gas station attendant named Sam (Richard Farnsworth, MiseryThe Straight Story) who tells them that an abandoned backroad is really the road to Hell.

Rachel gets kidnapped by Sgt. Bedlam the Hellcop (C.J. Graham, who played Jason in Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives), but Sam gives Charlie a shotgun and a car that will help him in Hell.

Charlie soon battles a motorcycle gang led by Royce (Adam Storke, who was Larry Underwood in The Stand and Julia Roberts’ love interest in Mystic Pizza) and meets a repairman named Beezle (Patrick Bergin, who also has Julia Roberts experience, as he was her antagonist in Sleeping With the Enemy) whose kid Adam sneaks along for the ride along with Charlie’s dog Ben.

What follows are races from Hell to Earth, a revelation as to who Satan really is, Kevin Peter Hall (who played the Predator and Harry from Harry and the Hendersons) as Charon the boatman, Pamela Gidley (Cherry 2000 herself!) showing up, nitro jumps, effects from Randall William Cook (who worked on two of The Gate films and was I, Madman) and Steve Johnson (whose credits include PredatorScooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, Blade II and being married for some time to Linnea Quigley).

You can watch this on Tubi.

JUNESPLOITATION/ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!: Drunken Master II (1994)

DAY 25: Jackie Chan!

It took America too long to get behind Jackie Chan.

When this was released, Jackie Chan was already a global icon, but he decided to return to his roots in traditional, old-school kung fu for the first time since 1983’s Fearless Hyena Part II. He teamed up with the legendary director Lau Kar-leung to unleash a cinematic hurricane that completely redefined what an action movie could be. Don’t believe me? Time Magazine called it one of the top 100 best films of all time. The BFI ranked it among the top 10 action movies ever made. They aren’t wrong.

The story takes place in early 20th-century China. Jackie plays the legendary Cantonese folk hero Wong Fei-hung. On the way home from a trip, Fei-hung accidentally switches a box containing a valuable ginseng root with another box containing the Imperial Seal. It turns out the British consul is trying to smuggle priceless Chinese artifacts out of the country, and now they want that seal back.

Fei-hung tries to cover his tracks by cutting a root off his dad’s favorite bonsai tree to pass it off as the missing ginseng. After a massive public brawl, Fei-hung’s strict father (played by Ti Lung) finds out about the fake ginseng, disowns his son and kicks him out into the street. Now he has to restore honor to his family name and, oh yeah, get wasted. Luckily, he has help from Anita Mui, who steals every single scene she is in as Fei-hung’s stepmother, Ling. She’s hilarious, fiercely supportive and literally encourages Fei-hung to get plastered so he can unleash his drunken boxing on the bad guys.

Ken Lo (who was actually Jackie’s real-life bodyguard and a legit Taekwondo champion) plays John, the consul’s chief enforcer. The guy’s legs move like lightning. To beat him, Jackie breaks his vow of sobriety, chugs industrial alcohol and goes into a full-blown, fire-breathing, drunken berserker mode. It’s one of the wildest things ever captured by a camera.

When Dimension Films brought it to US theaters in 2000 as The Legend of Drunken Master, they did what US distributors always did back then: they dubbed it, swapped out the incredible original musical score, altered the sound effects, and cut the final 35 seconds of the film. Why? Because the original Hong Kong ending shows Fei-hung blinded and mentally crippled as a comedic side-effect of drinking industrial steel-factory alcohol. Played for laughs in HK, the US distributors thought it was way too dark.

For decades, fans had to rely on out-of-print Mei Ah LaserDiscs or cropped bootleg DVDs just to see the real movie. Not anymore.

Drunken Master II is the perfect intersection of physical comedy, historical epic and death-defying stunt work. It catches Jackie Chan at the absolute apex of his physical capabilities. If you call yourself a fan of action cinema, Hong Kong movies or just pure entertainment, this isn’t just recommended viewing.

It’s everything.

Extras on this Arrow Video release include new commentary by martial arts cinema experts Frank Djeng and F.J. DeSanto; Before the Breakout, a new featurette in which stuntman Wang Yao, academic Dr. Wayne Wong and critics David West and James Mudge look back at Jackie Chan’s earlier career; Breakout! Part 1, a new featurette in which Wong, West, Mudg and stuntman Mars look back at the film; interviews with co-writer Yuen Kai-chi, Mars and academic Dr. Lars Laamann on the historical context behind the film; Drunken Defiance, a new appreciation of the film by martial arts cinema expert Ricky Baker; an archival interview with Jackie Chan; an archive Mandarin drinking scene; outtakes; Chinese New Year messages recorded by Jackie for the Taiwanese and Malaysian openings; trailers and an image gallery. You can get it from MVD.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026 Red Eye #5: Horror Brunch (1987), Mind Control Made Easy or How to Become a Cult Leader (1999), Forklift Driver Klaus: The First Day on the Job (2001) and Dementia (1955)

Horror Brunch (1987): This short film, directed by Rik Carter, is a high-energy, blood-soaked love letter to horror cinema. A group gathers for an ordinary brunch, but the meal is interrupted when the food and utensils turn murderous. The narrative escalates into a chaotic showcase of practical gore and genre moments featuring cameos from Norman Bates, Leatherface and even a chest burster. Carter would go on to work in the art department and special effects for the Elm Street movies, as well as directing Dark Crimes.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Mind Control Made Easy or How to Become a Cult Leader (1999): Carey Burtt has sent us a 13-minute guide from the past on what we’ve all been going through over the last few years. He does that in the disguise of a dry, instructional training video, the kind of corporate or educational VHS tape one might expect to find in a dusty supply closet. It presents a step-by-step guide to the business of spiritual extortion, breaking down the process of grooming, isolation and total psychological domination with the deadpan delivery of a PowerPoint presentation. And I know, I make PowerPoint slides all day. I could see some people watching this and saying, “Yes, that seems like a good idea.” But that’s because my wife has me watching all these Twin Flames docs. I can’t decide if those are fake or if this is. That’s how good it is. MAKE UP CRIMES.

Forklift Driver Klaus: The First Day on the Job (2001): I have been obsessed with the “It Only Takes a Second” videos for years, but man, leave it to the Germans to bring us Klaus and his forklift. While this has Egon Högen doing the voiceover — he often did German education films, from what I have read — this is obviously not a real safety film, as you’ll gather a few minutes in. Directed and written by Stefan Prehn and Jörg Wagner, this has hands getting ripped off, people sliced in half, impaling, beheadings, chainsaws and so much more. Even Klaus isn’t safe from the endless carnage. It’s kind of like the deaths in The Omen movies, but with a jaunty soundtrack and helpful animations. I think I’ll stick to being a writer after watching this.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Dementia (1955): I first watched this movie in the best of ways. On our weekly webcast, Drive-In Asylum, we had the great opportunity to have Bret McCormick, director of The Abomination, as a guest. This was the movie that he chose to watch with us.

Director, writer and producer John Parker started this film as a short and then expanded it. He had been inspired by a dream that his secretary, Adrienne Barrett, had and picked her to star in the film along with Bruno VeSota, who would go on to star in several Roger Corman films.

Barrett plays the Gamin, a young woman who wakes up from a nightmare to be in another one. Newspapers scream that there was a mysterious stabbing, men try to assault her only to be beaten into oblivion by police and a pimp buys her a flower, then asks her to accompany a rich man (Ve Sota) as she dreams back to stabbing her abusive father after he had shot and killed her mother.

After an evening touring the city’s bars and nightclubs, they enter his elegant apartment where he ignores her attempts at seduction as he gorges on a huge meal. He finally attempts to attack her and she stabs him with the same blade that murdered her father and he plummets to the street, holding her necklace in a death grip. She saws off his hand as people watch without caring and the same cop appears that saved her in the alley, only now with the face of her father as she runs away, clutching the severed hand.

The pimp comes back to pull her into a jazz club, soon followed by the cop and the dead body of the rich man, whose bloody stump points her out as his killer. The audience surrounds her, laughing, as she wakes up back where she began, in the hotel room. She goes to put on her necklace and finds that its being held by a severed hand.

Dementia was briefly released in 1953 before it was banned by the New York State Film Board, who deemed it “inhuman, indecent, and the quintessence of gruesomeness.” Perhaps that’s because it’s a movie that shows the violence and fear that women live with every day, but goes further to have a heroine who strikes back with the kind of strength that seperates a man’s body part. Today, this would be considered an art film, or maybe even elevated horror, but in the 1950s, the only genre it could fit into was horror. When it was re-released in 1955, theater employees submitted medical examinations of patrons to “heart specialists” who would assure the theatergoers that they would not be frightened to the point of death. One of the big reasons why the 1955 re-release was troubled was that some areas of the country weren’t ready for the interracial dancing in the jazz club.

Originally, Dementia has no dialogue and only sound effects and a score by composer George Antheil, with vocal effects by Marni Nixon and jazz musician Shorty Rogers and his band the Giants performing in the night club scene. Jack H. Harris, who had a habit of getting films and re-releasing them — EquinoxDark Star — added narration by Ed McMahon and release it as Daughter of Horror.

When we showed this, Bret was worried that our audience would hate it. After all, The New York Daily News said,  “The presentation, designed as a shocker, is enough to drive anybody crazy with alternate sessions of tedium and bedlam.” The good news is that it was received well, much like how Preston Sturges said, “It stirred my blood, purged my libido. The circuit was completed. The work was a work of art.”

Even if you haven’t seen this movie, you may have. It’s what’s playing in The Colonial Theater when The Blob attacks. And Faith No More used it as the inspiration for their video “Separation Anxiety.”

Supposedly, Aaron Spelling was one of the people in the nightclub. Did you see him?

The re-edit by Harris is strange to the ear, as you’re listening to the friendly voice of Carson’s sidekick saying things like, “Come with me into the tormented, haunted, half-lit night of the insane. This is my world. Let me lead you into it. Let me take you into the mind of a woman who is mad. You may not recognize some things in this world, and the faces will look strange to you. For this is a place where there is no love, no hope…in the pulsing, throbbing world of the insane mind, where only nightmares are real, nightmares of the Daughter of Horror!”

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: Salute Your Shorts

Carousel (2025): Directed by Christopher Kosakowski, Carousel takes the classic cursed object story and gives it a grim, carnival-noir coat of paint. It’s the kind of lean, mean and twisted storytelling that hits all the right buttons for those of us who prefer our horror served with a side of greasepaint and existential dread.

The story follows a lonely circus clown whose world is defined by the melancholy of the big top. His life takes a sharp, nightmare turn when he is gifted an antique zoetrope, that early animation device that relies on the persistence of vision to create a loop of movement.

It doesn’t take long for him to realize this isn’t just a nostalgic toy. The images whirling inside the device begin to bleed into his reality. What starts as a way to brighten up his solitary birthday plans rapidly descends into a chaotic, hallucinatory loop of terror. As the clown becomes trapped by the device’s dark influence, the boundary between the performance and the predator dissolves, turning his dressing room into a claustrophobic stage for his own undoing.

Kosakowski demonstrates a clear grasp of atmosphere over excessive exposition. He understands that a clown in a dimly lit, cramped space is inherently unsettling; he doesn’t need to overplay his hand. And it doesn’t hurt that the poster for this is a reference to Romero’s The Amusement Park.

Sleeping Princess (2025): The protagonist is a professional princess who has reached the absolute end of her rope. Stuck in a high-stakes, high-stress gig, she’s tasked with keeping up the illusion of a magical, regal persona for a group of demanding children and even more demanding parents. As the party drags on, the veil of her character begins to fray. The glitter starts to look like grit; the fake tiara feels like a shackle. She even says, “I just do this for the opportunity to kick a kid in the chest.”

Director Callie Bacon does a masterful job of turning a suburban living room into a claustrophobic prison. As our lead struggles to keep the Sleeping Princess persona intact, the film leans into a place where the mundane reality of cheap cake and screaming kids starts to warp into something far more jagged and uncomfortable. It is a brilliant, ugly look at the labor behind the fantasy, including a manual that forces our heroine to refer to Cinderella as “After-Midnight Princess.” And I have to say, the line “Plug it up, princess!” made me laugh and pleased me because it references Carrie.

This does a great job of taking the futility of a day job and transforming it into a cathartic experience.

Bootstrapped (2026): Time travel movies usually need almost two hours to untangle their own paradoxes, but director Joe Heath ignores the rulebook entirely. Bootstrapped is a high-concept, low-budget exercise in narrative compression that squeezes a full-blown sci-fi headache into 60 seconds of frantic celluloid.

The narrative is a closed loop of absolute chaos. We follow a desperate protagonist who discovers that the only way to prevent a catastrophic event is to set it in motion. It’s a classic bootstrapper’s paradox. He travels back to stop himself, only to realize that his intervention is the exact catalyst that triggers the original disaster.

A cute, fun film that doesn’t overstay its running time. Well, because it’s only a minute.

Cotton Candy Randy (2026): This short follows two friends who discover a UFO in the woods and bring their findings back to their town, leading to an odyssey of stop-motion wonder. The project was a significant undertaking for The Skeleton Key Workshop, reportedly taking 15 months to produce using DIY materials such as foam, hot glue and repurposed packaging. A fun look and an interesting take on aliens!

Blackout (2025): Directed by Logan Nipper Synopsis YOU GOT YOURSELF IN. YOU CAN GET YOURSELF OUT. After a night of drinking, a college student finds a dead body in the trunk of his car and is determined to discover the truth.

Finn F. Finch & the Clock Contraption: The Lunar Lovers (2026): Directed by Toby Darling Synopsis Flustered Finn F. Finch may have met his match at the Lunar Cafe. Will we see what Finn will finagle out of this time? Or will Finn finally find true love?

Veil of the Vanishing (2026): The film opens with a woman awake in her own home, but it’s no longer hers. It’s a distorted, shifting labyrinth where rooms don’t lead where they should, and the architecture seems to breathe in rhythm with her own rising panic. She’s haunted by two things: the memory of her abusive husband and the desperate need to reclaim her rosary, which was stolen from her as a final act of control. As she navigates this void, she is pursued by a presence that moves through the house like a glitch in the walls’ reality. It’s a brutal, poetic metaphor for the trauma that refuses to release its grip, with the house itself serving as a manifestation of a life interrupted by abuse and spiritual isolation. Director Mason James Ulery isn’t interested in the usual slash-and-burn tactics of modern genre cinema. Instead, the film uses long, static takes and disorienting sound design to create a sense of dismal unease. I loved that the rosary wasn’t just a prop, but the only lifeline to the real world and escape. Beautiful, black-and-white, strobing and floating fear in seven minutes.

The Judgement (2026): Directed by Harry Corney, this is an adaptation of Franz Kafka’s 1912 short story, “Das Urteil” (The Judgment). It looks absolutely gorgeous, but if you’re not prepared for Kafka, you may be shocked by how systematically his father dismantles Georg Bendemann’s sense of reality and independence. This shot is so beautifully shot and just looks above and beyond so much of what I’ve seen lately. I’d love to see this as part of an anthology of Kafka, but perhaps a short like this is perfect and of itself.

The Gilded Mirror (2026): Directed by Jack Dudley Gewant, this centers on Charles Randolph, a formerly famous performer struggling with the lingering trauma of his wife’s death. The narrative takes a dark, psychological turn when a young woman arrives to audition for him, drawing Randolph into an unsettling world where the lines between illusion, obsession and reality begin to dissolve. The true joy of this movie is that it totally looks and feels like it was made a hundred years ago or more. Just an incredibly immaculate effort.

Closing Shift (2026): A trauma-at-work slasher that balances the mundane exhaustion of closing a theater with the sudden onset of survival-horror. KC is a burnt-out employee nearing her breaking point and Reggie is the manager, serving as the weary anchor of the nightly routine. Then, an argument in the theater leads to murder, making them wonder if they really will be stuck working at the theater until they die…which could be soon. Director M-Alain Bertoni has created a really nice short here that could totally be a full film.

Cast & Brew (2026): Directed by Priscilla Zanni, this sharp, satirical short film mines the high-pressure environment of film production for comedic chaos. When the global coffee supply runs out, everyone loses their minds. Trust me — if there was no caffeine when production happened, people would end up killing each other. By placing the narrative on a film set, Zanni highlights the often-insular nature of show business, where the minutiae of production (the scene, the lighting, the schedule) can be completely derailed by the personal demands of the star. Trust me — I have plenty of stories of the wrong coffee being served and people having cups thrown at them. If anything, this may not go far enough!

Don’t Leave Me (2026): Directed by Jennifer Saura, this is the story of Dr. Elena Vance (Clara Rossi), a brilliant anthropologist whose life’s work is the comparative study of funerary rites and the space between life and death. Her professional detachment shatters when her husband takes his own life. Instead of processing her grief, Elena descends into a mania. She begins using the occult rituals she has spent her career to bring her husband back. What starts as a desperate act of preservation quickly warps into a grotesque attempt at resurrection. As the line between academic inquiry and necromancy blurs, the house becomes a tomb, and the rituals demand a toll that Elena is all too willing to pay. While the resurrection is pure fiction, the production team drew on actual anthropological texts on death rites in remote regions of the Andes and Southeast Asia to build the scientific basis for Elena’s madness. It gives the ritual sequences a grounded, unsettling weight that makes them much harder to watch.

The Recluse (2026): Oak Ridge, Tennessee. Sirens and a radio report indicate a containment breach at the National Laboratory. The authorities slap a hard, mandatory curfew on the area, and for “the man” (played by Brian Childer), that’s a death sentence for his solitude. He’s a man who likes his own company, but when a group of frantic, soot-stained strangers bangs on his door, his better judgment forces him to let them in. They claim to be fleeing the whatever has happened at the lab, but as the night wears on and the radio reports become increasingly contradictory, Arthur realizes the threat isn’t just radiation. It’s the people currently turning his living room into a pressure cooker of lies and shifting loyalties. The film leans heavily on the real history of Oak Ridge, a secret city during the Manhattan Project. Director Matt Webb uses the location’s eerie, industrial legacy to make the setting feel like a character in its own right. “It was really peaceful here, until all of you showed up,” the man says, and you feel how exhausted this has made him.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Race with the Devil (1975)

Roger Marsh (Peter Fonda) and Frank Stewart (Warren Oates) are living the dream: two successful motorcycle dealership owners from San Antonio, heading out for a ski trip in Colorado with their wives, Kelly (Lara Parker) and Alice (Loretta Swit), in a luxury RV. But when they decide to boondock in a remote Texas meadow, their vacation hits a hard turn into the occult. They witness a gruesome human sacrifice across the river, and once the cultists realize they’ve been spotted, the vacation turns into a cross-state game of cat-and-mouse.

You couldn’t ask for a better duo to anchor this madness than Peter Fonda and Warren Oates. Fonda brings that rugged, cool-under-pressure vibe, while Oates, a true character actor legend known for his work with Sam Peckinpah, adds a frantic, grounded intensity that makes the stakes feel real. They were real-life friends, and that chemistry shines through even when they’re dodging fire and shotgun shells.

The wives aren’t just passengers, either. Loretta Swit (iconic as Hot Lips Houlihan on M*A*S*H*) and Lara Parker (Dark Shadows) handle the escalating dread perfectly, turning from vacationers into hardened survivors. And let’s not forget the great R.G. Armstrong as the local sheriff. If you’ve seen your fair share of B-movies, you know Armstrong is the king of the is-he-or-is n’t-he trustworthy authority figure.

From here, it turns into an absolute nightmare. The wives find weird occult runes, the local library is a gateway to dark knowledge, and there’s a mysterious red truck tailing them everywhere they go. By the time they hit an RV park, the cult is already inside the house. Well, inside the RV’s cabinets, where they’ve planted rattlesnakes. When the group realizes that the sheriff, the locals and every roadside stranger are seemingly part of a vast, satanic cabal, the ski trip is officially canceled. It’s a high-octane, pedal-to-the-metal chase across the Texas badlands, leading to an ending that will leave you staring at your TV screen in total disbelief.

Note: If you love dogs, as I do, the fate of Ginger is not a happy thing.

Lee Frost was originally at the helm, but after Fox execs caught wind that the actors were basically improvising the whole script, he was swapped out for Jack Starrett. Fonda and Oates almost walked away, but they stuck it out, and the resulting friction actually adds to the film’s manic, desperate pace. As for Starrett, he loved a good headline and famously claimed he hired actual Satanists as extras. Whether that was just classic drive-in marketing hype or the truth, the eerie, blank stares of the cultists in the background of almost every scene sell the paranoia perfectly. Then again, if it were real Church of Satan members, you know that Anton LaVey would have hyped that up as he did with Asylum of Satan and The Devil’s Rain.

The New York Times said, “This is a ridiculous mishmash of a movie for people who never grew up, which is not to say it’s for children. One would think that Mr. Fonda and Mr. Oates had better things to do, but perhaps not. American movie production is in a bad state.”

Whatever, fancy paper. This is RV horror at its finest.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Queen Boxer (1972)

THE NEWEST LOOK. THE OLDEST LAW. An eye for an eye…WARNING!! Due to the constant action/violence depicted in this picture, the producer requests that persons under 17 be accompanied by an adult. Watch out for Judy Lee. She will rip your eyes out !!

Yes, grindhouse posters in the U.S. went nuts for Queen Boxer, also known as The Avenger. The story is classic: don’t mess with the wrong family territory. Our protagonist is a kickboxer who returns home to find her brother has been murdered by a local crime lord. A guy who, naturally, has a penchant for gouging out people’s eyes. She teams up with a fellow fighter who’s tired of shaking down for protection money, and together they wage a one-woman (and one-man) war against a literal army of axe-wielding goons. It’s a relentless, bloody climb through the Shanghai underworld that culminates in one of the most brutal, sustained punch-a-geddon finales in the history of the genre.

Directed by Florence Yu Fung-Chi, a rare female force in the male-dominated 70s HK industry, this was the only real shot she and her production company, Fung Ming, ever got, and they were desperate to make it count.

When the film was released, their marketing tried to sell Judy Lee as Bruce Lee’s actual sister. It was a complete fabrication and one that Lee eventually had to publicly apologize for, but it put butts in seats. But forget the marketing lies; the woman had the goods. With years of intensive Peking Opera training under her belt, Lee’s physicality is undeniable. She wasn’t just posing; she was throwing hands and feet with a ferocity that makes most of her contemporaries look like they’re doing a dance recital.

If that doesn’t make you laugh at the PR stunt for this movie, they also tried to sell it as a sequel to Boxer From Shantung.

It starts with Ma Yu Chen rolling into a restaurant looking to settle a debt with the local crime boss, Lee Ying, and his gang of thugs. He cleans house, but gets ambushed and ends up dead in a particularly nasty fashion. See, this crew belongs to the infamous Axe Gang, the kind of psychos who don’t just kill people. They massacre entire families. They thought they had left no loose ends, but they forgot about Ma Su Chen, his sister.

She hits the streets of Shanghai to the tune of the Shaft theme and hooks up with Fan Kao To (Peter Yang Kwan), a local rice bun shop owner who’s had enough of the Axe Gang’s protection racket. When Kao To stops paying, Su Chen steps in to deliver some instant dentistry to the goons who show up to collect. One thing leads to another, and this dynamic duo turns the city into a war zone to settle the score with the Big Boss. 

This was an 18-day quickie, and it shows. The camera angles are often tilted to the point of inducing vertigo, the editing is frantic, and the gore is surprisingly heavy for the era. The producers clearly didn’t give a damn about copyright, so you’ll hear iconic riffs from Shaft and various James Bond themes ripped straight from the studio masters and slapped onto the soundtrack. But this is arguably one of the few Hong Kong action films from that era directed by a woman, which lends the vengeful woman tearing through patriarchy a bit more bite. 

You can watch this on Tubi.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Q The Winged Serpent (1982)

Back in the early 1980’s, the VHS market allowed my family to enjoy movies that never made it to Ellwood City, about an hour from Pittsburgh. Our hometown video store, Prime Time Video, was packed with films that fascinated me. I wish someone had footage of all the movies on the shelf. I know we definitely rented Ruggero Deodato’s Raiders of Atlantis, and this bizarre piece of cinema about an Aztec god loose in Manhattan. What a time to be alive, when you could walk down the street and wander row after row of horror movie choices!

The Aztec god Quetzalcoatl, a feather-winged dragon, has found its new pyramid on the Chrysler Building. The film starts by showing us how it finds and devours the heads of its victims in gory detail. Meanwhile, an Aztec cult is leaving sacrificed victims in its wake as Detective Shepard (David Carradine, Death Race 2000) and Sgt. Powell (Richard Roundtree, Shaft) tries to keep up.

The film cuts to a failed diamond heist that leads Jimmy Quinn (Michael Moriarty, who owns this film with a manic Method performance) to the title monster’s nest. He uses his new knowledge to move away from crime (and jazz piano playing) as he extorts the city for the location of the creature’s egg.

Shephard finds out the location on his own, ruining Quinn’s plans. The cops conduct an attack that takes out a baby Q as the creature returns home, wiping out nearly everyone (don’t take Shaft, Q!) until it’s shot over and over, falling dead to the streets below. The cop also saves Quinn, who is almost sacrificed by a crazed Aztec priest.

That said — the magic of the past in man’s modern world is not gone. The film ends with one last egg hatching.

Q is a great movie even without the monster. In Will Harris’ great oral history of the film, David Carradine said:I thought if Larry had left the monster out of it, between Michael Moriarty and me, there was a real great story there between the detectives and the sleazebag heroin addict/petty-thief character. That’s where the power in the movie is. That’s where the heart of it is… and not in the chicken that ate New York!

And this is a movie that rose from tragedy! Cohen had just been fired from I, the Jury and didn’t want to waste the hotel room he had already paid for. He wrote the script, hired actors and was done with pre-production in just six days!

Like all of Cohen’s films—do I sound repetitive yet? — This is a movie that outdoes its small budget and looks like a million bucks. It has heart — and plenty of other organs — and verve and panache and any other hyperbole you’d love to bestow upon it.

Sizzlin’ Summer of Subterranean Psychotronica 2026: Bones (2001)

Week 1 (June 21 – 27) – Welcome to HELL

The summer’s here, so get ready to broil!

As of late, director Ernest Dickerson has worked on numerous prestigious TV shows, including The Walking Dead, Dexter, The Man in the High Castle, and The Wire. But around here, he’s better known for his killer feature films like Juice and the undisputed EC Comics-style classic Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight. He also cut his horror teeth directing episodes for the first two seasons of Tales from the Darkside, giving him a phenomenal eye for the macabre.

Before he jumped into the director’s chair, Dickerson was Spike Lee’s go-to cinematographer, lensing masterpieces like Do the Right Thing and Malcolm X. That explains why this movie features such an incredibly saturated, vibrant, gothic-in-the-hood aesthetic! Throw in hip-hop royalty Snoop Dogg as a vengeful spirit from a neighborhood’s past, and it looks like we have a movie!

Way back in 1979, Jimmy Bones (Snoop Dogg) was a smooth-talking numbers runner, but also a deeply respected and loved protector of his community who kept hard drugs off his streets. That all changes when he’s brutally betrayed by sleazy drug dealer Eddie Mack (played by Ricky Harris, whom hip-hop heads will recognize as many of the classic skit voices on Snoop’s early albums) and a crooked cop named Lupovich (Michael T. Weiss from The Pretender!).

They force Jimmy’s inner circle, including his friends Jeremiah (Clifton Powell) and Shotgun, as well as his gorgeous girl Pearl (the legendary queen of Blaxploitation herself, Pam Grier!), to become complicit in his gruesome murder. They stab him and bury his remains deep inside his own building. Soon after his demise, the neighborhood literally dies around the memory of Jimmy Bones, turning into a hotbed for crime and urban decay.

Fast forward to 2001: four enterprising teens, some of whom happen to be the literal children of the people who slaughtered Jimmy, buy up the old, dilapidated property to open a slamming underground hip-hop club. They accidentally disturb Jimmy’s resting place, and he’s soon back from the grave, bringing the literal fires of Hell with him as he systematically hunts down and takes the lives of each of the men who destroyed everything he once held dear.

The best parts of this movie are the surreal, gooey set pieces. We get everything from bleeding walls and flesh-eating maggots to the awesome practical effects of the talking heads of the people Bones has killed, fused right into the architecture of the building. And Grier is always dependable and incredibly fun here. She shines both in her ultra-stylish 1979 flashbacks and as the haunted, 2001 fortune-teller version of Pearl.

As long as you aren’t expecting high art and instead want a glossy, spooky love letter to 70s supernatural Blaxploitation cinema (heavily echoing classics like Blacula), then you’ll probably have a blast with this. Snoop’s exactly the kind of actor you’d expect him to be. He’s having pure, unadulterated fun making his own modern version of J.D.’s Revenge and romancing Pam Grier. We should all be so lucky.

You can watch this on Tubi.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Puzzle (1974)

Released in Italy as L’uomo senza memoria (The Man Without a Memory), Puzzle was directed by Duccio Tessari, who like many Italy exploitation directors had a career that went from genre to genre: peplum (he wrote several, including Goliath and the Vampires and Mario Bava’s Hercules in the Haunted World),  westerns (he wrote and directed A Pistol for Ringo and The Return of Ringo), Eurospy (Kiss Kiss…Bang Bang), blacksploitation (Three Tough Guys) and the giallo with The Bloodstained Butterfly and this film.

Tessari took the amnesia trope and gave it a cold, sharp, European edge. It’s less about a masked killer stalking fashion models and more about a man trapped in a labyrinth of his own making.

Eight months ago, Ted Walden (Luc Merenda) woke up from a brutal car crash with a clean slate and a vacant mind. He’s been trying to piece his life back together, but the universe seems to have other plans. Every time he crosses paths with someone from his former life, one of two things happens: they either pull a gun on him or they end up dead.

His ex-wife (Senta Berger) has moved on, thinking he’s been dead this whole time, which, in a way, he was. But the syndicate hasn’t forgotten him. They know he stole a million dollars before that fateful wreck, and they aren’t looking for an apology. If Ted can’t find the cash, he’s going to lose his life—and he’s going to take his ex-wife down with him.

What makes Puzzle stand out in the crowded Italian thriller landscape of the 70s is the character arc. It’s fascinating to watch Ted slowly realize that the man he used to be was an absolute piece of work. There is a delicious tension in watching a man use the ruthless instincts of his former, evil self to protect the decent man he’s accidentally become. And, because this is an Italian production from the 70s, let’s be honest: the man has taste. For an amnesiac, Ted knows his way around a wardrobe—the suits are sharp, the setting is moody, and the style is top-tier.

While it lacks the hyper-violent, glove-wearing killer obsession of some other Gialli, it leans hard into thediscovery of identitythriller subgenre. It’s a mystery that feels like it’s constantly folding in on itself, leading to a crowd-pleasing, high-stakes finale that lands with a punch. Interestingly, this movie hit the screens the same year as a certain grisly little film from Texas (you know the one), but Puzzle brings its own distinct brand of Euro-cruelty that demands your attention.

I kind of love that Ted slowly learns what a horrible person he used to be and how he can use it to remain the better person he has become. Also, for an amnesiac, he has not forgotten how to dress well. Less a murder-based giallo and more an exploration of identity — with a crowd-pleasing ending made the very same year as a certain film from Texas — this one surprised me.

You can watch this on Tubi.