CULT EPICS BLU-RAY RELEASE: Wan Pipel (1976)

Before this movie, director Pim de la Parra and producer Wim Verstappen were the kings of Dutch sleaze. Operating under their legendary Scorpio Films banner, these guys were cranking out high-energy, low-budget, skin-filled exploitation flicks like Blue Movie and Frank and Eva. They knew how to put butts in seats. But then, after Suriname gained independence from the Netherlands in 1975, Pim got a massive dose of national pride and decided it was time to make art with a capital A.

The result was Wan Pipel. The very first feature film produced in the newly independent nation of Suriname. And holy hell, did it ruin them. Pim completely lost his mind over the budget, blowing past every financial guardrail, which caused a massive, permanent blowout between “Pim and Wim.” The movie tanked at the box office, Scorpio Films went belly up, and a glorious era of Dutch grindhouse cinema died right then and there.

But man, what a way to go out.

The plot plays out like a sweaty, politically charged daytime soap opera. Borger Breeveld stars as Roy, an Afro-Surinamese student living the good life in the Netherlands with his blonde Dutch girlfriend, Karina (Willeke van Ammelrooy). Roy gets a telegram saying his mother is dying, so Karina lends him the cash to fly back home.

Once Roy touches down in Suriname, the tropical heat and the cultural awakening hit him like a freight train. He forgets all about his studies and the Netherlands and falls head over heels for Rubia (Diana Gangaram Panday), an Indo-Surinamese Hindu nurse. The problem? The local Afro-Surinamese and Hindu communities are locked in deep-seated, conservative cultural divides. The romance starts a literal community revolt. Even when Karina flies in from the Netherlands to drag Roy back to reality, he refuses to leave. He’s home, he’s staying, and he’s going to build “One People” if it kills him.

For a guy like me, who usually watches movies about people getting eaten by mutated swamp monsters, Wan Pipel is an absolutely fascinating watch. It has that raw, sun-baked, mid-70s aesthetic where everything feels intensely real, sweaty and slightly dangerous. It’s a movie caught between two worlds — just like Roy. On one hand, you have the gorgeous, lush backdrops of Paramaribo and the Surinamese landscape, and on the other, you have the heavy, heartbreaking weight of post-colonial trauma and racial tension.

Willeke van Ammelrooy is fantastic as the jilted Dutch girlfriend, bringing a weirdly tragic European perspective to a movie that is actively trying to break away from Europe. Borger Breeveld plays Roy with an earnest, stubborn intensity that makes you root for him even when he’s being an absolute disaster of a human being.

The Cult Epics release of this film features a new restored 2K transfer; commentary by film historians Lex Veerkamp and Bodil de la Parra; an introduction by Pim de la Parra; the making-of; an interview with Willeke van Ammelrooy by Guido Franken; and a bonus short film, Aah… Tamara, a gallery; trailers; new artwork design by Juan Esteban R.; a double-sided sleeve with original poster art and a slipcase. You can get it from MVD.

A24 BLU-RAY RELEASE: Materialists (2025)

The sophomore feature from Celine Song, the director who had everyone crying into their popcorn with Past Lives, Materialists is all about the high-stakes, maximum-dollar world of New York City matchmaking. Dakota Johnson stars as Lucy, a professional love-broker who fixes up wealthy elites but can’t seem to sort out her own damage. She finds herself locked into a classic, agonizing love triangle between Harry (Pedro Pascal), a ridiculously smooth, billionaire unicorn client who represents the ultimate material jackpot and John (Chris Evans), her rough-around-the-edges, emotionally raw ex-boyfriend who is still dreaming about growing old, getting wrinkles and having kids together.

Song uses this glossy, high-society setup to deliver a deeply cynical, yet strangely hopeful examination of how modern capitalism has basically colonized our love lives. It’s a rom-com where people actually talk about the financial math of marriage, the cost of a twelve-million-dollar apartment and the cold reality of trading youth for security.

The pacing can be incredibly deliberate, and some dialogue-heavy scenes drag out just a few beats longer than they need to. But if you appreciate a movie that takes a trashy, daytime-television plot structure and elevates it into a sharp, beautifully shot critique of modern existence, it’s well worth the entry fee.

The A24 Blu-ray has a director commentary, a making-of feature, a composer deep dive with Japanese Breakfast and six postcards. You can get it from Deep Discount.

CLEOPATRA ENTERTAINMENT BLU-RAY RELEASE: The Fabulous Thunderbirds Live In Houston (2006)

Founded in 1974 by harmonica player/vocalist Kim Wilson and guitarist Jimmie Vaughan (brother of Stevie Ray Vaughan), The Fabulous Thunderbirds were originally just a blues band, before their sound evolved to include rock and soul.

Recorded live at Warehouse Live on June 30, 2006,  this release captures Kim and the boys playing songs like “Tuff Enuff,” “Painted On,” “Wrap It Up” and “Pretty Baby” live. I don’t even want to tell you how earwormy these songs are to me.

Directed by Alan Ames, the visual quality feels like a glorious, upscale time capsule from the mid-2000s standard-def era. But honestly, if a blues-rock concert looks too clean, it loses half its soul anyway. You want to feel like you’re standing in a packed Houston venue with a slightly sticky floor and an iron-clad rhythm section echoing off the concrete walls.

You can get this from MVD.

MILL CREEK DVD RELEASE: Someone Like You (2024)

Look, I usually spend my time watching 1970s Italian cannibal flicks, shot-on-video weirdness or movies that get under a 2 on IMDb. But every now and again, a movie comes along that is so completely outside of the B&S comfort zone that I just have to sit down and watch it.

That brings us to Someone Like You.

It’s a 2024 faith-based tearjerker directed by Tyler Russell and written by his mom, Karen Kingsbury, based on her own bestselling novel. This is pure, unadulterated, wholesome melodrama made for the crowd that thinks a PG rating is pushing the envelope.

The plot sounds like something out of a weird 80s sci-fi soap opera, but played with absolute, deadpan earnestness. Sarah Fisher pulls double duty here as London Quinn and Andi Allen. London tragically dies early on, leaving her architect boyfriend, Dawson Gage (Jake Allyn), utterly shattered. But wait! It turns out London was an IVF baby and there was a secret second embryo donated to another family. Dawson tracks down the biological secret twin sister, Andi, and healing, tears and clean romance ensue.

What makes this movie worth talking about for a drive-in mental case like me? The cast connections, of course! Well, the moms are played by Robyn Lively — yes, Lana from Teen Witch — and Lynn Collins, who was Silver Fox in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Dejah Thoris in John Carter.

Someone Like You knows exactly who its audience is. It’s sentimental, it’s glossy and it moves with the slow, deliberate pace of a Sunday morning. It treats its bizarre embryo-swap plot with the kind of soft-focus reverence that secular critics hate, but Kingsbury fans absolutely devour.

You can get this from Deep Discount.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Oasis of Fear (1971)

Dick Butler (Ray Lovelock, The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue) and Ingrid Sjorman (Ornella Muti, Flash Gordon) are trying to enjoy their own summer of love, traveling through Italy and paying for it with porn magazines and nudes of Ingrid. They get put through a relentless wringer. First, the police bust their smut-peddling operation; then, a biker gang strips them of what little dignity they had left. By the time they reach the gates of a sprawling, modernist villa, they aren’t looking for enlightenment. They’re looking for a place to hide.

Also known as An Ideal Place to KillDeadly TrapDirty Pictures and Love Stress in Japan, this Umberto Lenzi giallo is all about what happens next.

Our hapless couple has found their way to the home of bored middle-class housewife Barbara Slater (Irene Papas, Don’t Torture a Duckling). She’s up for some sexual shenigans, potentially with both of them, but she’s also way smarter than either of our teenagers realizes.

Dick and Ingrid aren’t just hippies; they are the poster children for 1971’s fading counterculture. Beautiful, entitled and spectacularly dim-witted, theirSummer of Loveis less about spiritual awakening and more about a sleazy, high-speed hustle across the Italian countryside.

In the book Blood and Black Lace: The Definitive Guide to Italian Sex and Horror Movies, Lenzi claimed that he had trouble getting Papas to participate in the threesome scene. What he had no trouble with was getting Lovelock’s help in capturing the free spirit of 1971, as he sings the themeHow Can You Live Your Life?and rocks out some amazing clothes, including the Union Jack jacket that appears on the poster for the Oasis of Fear release of this movie.

This movie was shot in the same home as Fulci’s Perversion Story and Argento’s The Cat O’Nine Tails. I have no idea where they got the matching white bell-bottom outfits or the yellow old-school car they covered in flower stickers.

While not a top-tier giallo, this is still a quick watch packed with plenty of twists. Don’t get it confused with another Lenzi movie, A Quiet Place to Kill.

88 FILMS BLU-RAY RELEASE: Hsi Shih: Beauty Of Beauties (1965)

After flipping the bird to the Shaw Brothers assembly line in Hong Kong to set up his own Grand Motion Picture Company in Taiwan, director Li Han-hsiang decided his opening statement shouldn’t just compete with his former bosses. It should make Hollywood’s bloated historical epics look like a local high school theater production.

The result? An absolute monolith of mid-century Asian cinema. This was a massive, 120,000-extra, 334-day shoot, a movie so big that it premiered as a colossal two-part epic released months apart. The version in the 88 Films release is the condensed, 2.5-hour omnibus edit prepared for a later re-release. While the complete, multi-hour mega-cut is tragically lost to time, this version remains a gorgeous testament to classic filmmaking on a scale that will make your jaw drop.

The kind and noble King of Yue, Goujian (Zhao Lei), finds his kingdom thoroughly subjugated and himself thrown into a degrading, years-long exile by the sadistic, lecherous King of Wu, Fucha. When Goujian is finally allowed to crawl back to his ruined home, he doesn’t just plan a standard-issue counter-attack. Instead, he orchestrates a twenty-year-long game of court intrigue, psychological warfare and total economic destabilization.

The ultimate weapon in this multi-decade chess match isn’t a massive division of chariots, but rather a young woman named Hsi Shih (Jiang Qing). Ostensibly sent to the Wu palace as a submissive gift of fealty to satisfy King Fucha’s legendary lust, she is actually a highly trained political operative. Her mission? Infiltrate the royal bedchamber, weaponize her own staggering beauty and slowly rot the Wu government from the inside out while her king builds a secret army back home.

If you come to this expecting the kinetic, acrobatic swordplay of late-sixties King Hu or the razor-sharp martial arts choreography that would soon define the region’s output, you are going to get left behind in the palace corridors. This is a massive, slow-burning period piece where the primary weapons are whispered rumors, political double-bluffs and the heavy silence of impending betrayal.

Did this thing have a big budget? You better believe it. The sheer scale of the old-school production design—with enormous, practical palace sets, sprawling armies that stretch to the horizon without a single digital pixel, and stunning widescreen compositions—is breathtaking. The 4K digital restoration rescues the film’s vibrant palette from decades of fading, letting the ornate costumes and massive crowd scenes pop with the kind of grand cinematic illusion that no longer exists.

If you miss the days when epic meant thousands of actual humans standing in a field wearing hand-stitched armor, you need this on your shelf. 88 Films has absolutely knocked this one out of the park for collectors. You get a brand-new 4K remaster of the movie, an interview with Asian cinema expert Tony Rayns, a trailer and a restoration comparison. Buy it from MVD.

NEON BLU-RAY RELEASE: Shelby Oaks (2024)

We’ve all spent late nights falling down the rabbit hole of weird internet mysteries, clicking from one creepy, low-res YouTube video to another until the sun comes up. YouTube film critic Chris Stuckmann turned that exact modern obsession into his Kickstarter-funded directorial debut, Shelby Oaks. Starting out as a viral, real-world alternate-reality game called The Paranormal Paranoids, the original videos convinced som epeople this was all real.

This starts with those Paranormal Paranoids — Riley Brennan (Sarah Durn), Laura Tucker (Caisey Cole), David Reynolds (Eric Francis Melaragni) and Peter Bailey (Anthony Baldasare) — disappearing while investigating a prison in Shelby Oaks. The bodies of all but Riley are found. One camera is recoved and it shows Riley losing her mind. Then, the film follows her sister Mia (Camille Sullivan) twelve years after her sister Riley  and her amateur ghost-hunting crew vanished from the face of the Earth in an abandoned Ohio town.

When a crazed stranger shows up on Mia’s doorstep, mutters a cryptic warning and paints the porch with his brains, he leaves behind a mini-DV tape that blows the cold case wide open. Soon, Mia is divorced from reality (and her husband, played by Brendan Sexton III), chasing down the former prison warden of Shelby Oaks (Keith David) and hiking into the decaying heart of the penitentiary to find out what happened to her sister.

The first 17 minutes of this movie play out like a slick, dread-inducing true-crime documentary mixed with found footage. Shooting at real-deal spooky midwest locations like the Ohio State Reformatory and Chippewa Lake Park gives the film a gritty, rust-belt decay that you just can’t fake on a Hollywood soundstage.

Once the movie ditches the found-footage/documentary style and shifts to a conventional narrative, it loses its footing. It’s like watching two different movies stitched together by a mad scientist. By the time we get to the basement of a dilapidated farmhouse, the movie throws everything at the wall to see what sticks. We get a violent prison inmate who didn’t want to escape, an elderly cultist mother (Robin Bartlett, a parasitic incubus named Tarion, a squad of Swedish-imported hellhounds and a demonic pregnancy plotline.

Neon bought the movie after its 2024 Fantasia premiere, ordered reshoots to amp up the gore, altered the ending, and cut 11 minutes of backstory. Is that why the result feels rushed and a bit incoherent by the time the credits roll?

Stuckmann clearly knows his horror history and shows flashes of real directorial confidence, especially when he’s letting the quiet dread build. It doesn’t quite stick the landing, but as a calling card for a new filmmaker, it’s fine. You could do a hell of a lot worse.

A NAME FOR EVIL! DRIVE-IN MASSACRE! DIA DF!

This Saturday, we’re joined by Paul Werkmeister from the A Name for Evil podcast. Watch the show on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube channels at 8 PM EDT.

Want to know what we’ve shown before? Check out this list.

Have a request? Make it here.

Want to see one of the drink recipes from a past show? We have you covered.

Our first movie is A Name for Evil, which you can watch on Plex and Fawesome.

Here’s the drink recipe.

A Drink for Evil: This is a radioactive, glowing-blue riff on a classic Sour, but we’re using fresh lime and a heavy dose of bitters to cut through the intense sweetness of the 99 Blue Raspberries schnapps. It looks completely unnatural, exactly like the saturated, strange lighting choices in early ’70s regional horror.

  • 1.5 oz. 99 Blue Raspberries
  • 75 oz. White Rum
  • 1 oz. lime juice
  • .5 oz. Blue Curaçao
  • 3 dashes Angostura Bitters
  1. Fill a rocks glass or a small jar with plenty of crushed ice. The colder this drink is, the better it tastes.
  2. In a shaker filled with ice, combine the 99 Blue Raspberries, white rum (or tequila), fresh lime juice and blue curaçao. Shake vigorously for at least 15 seconds to completely blend the thick schnapps with the fresh citrus.
  3. Strain over crushed ice, then take your Angostura bitters and dash them directly onto the top of the ice. The dark brown bitters will mix with the blue liquid, turning the top layer a strange, bruised purple, mimicking the literal corruption taking over the manor in this movie.

The second movie is Drive-In Massacre, which is on YouTube.

Here is the second cocktail.

16mm Scratch: This uses ginger ale and a double-shot of sweet-and-sour shortcut ingredients to create a drink that looks just like a stained, faded celluloid print under an old yellow bulb.

  • 2 oz. Vodka
  • 4 oz. Ginger Ale
  • .5 oz. Blue Curaçao
  • .5 oz. Grenadine
  1. Pack a tall glass with as much ice as you can fit. Pour your rum or vodka straight over the ice, followed by the ginger ale. Give it a quick stir.
  2. Pour the blue curaçao and the grenadine directly into the top of the drink at the exact same time.
  3. Watch the neon blue and the blood-red hit the golden ginger ale. Instead of staying separated, they will swirl together into a murky, bruised, scratchy purple-gray hue, looking exactly like a degraded 16mm film print spinning through a dirty projector.

See you Saturday.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Nurses for Sale (1976)

This is one of the many movies in which Independent-International used comic book artist Gray Morrow to do the art for the posters. He also did the poster and sales art for Brain of BloodCinderella 2000Dracula vs. FrankensteinNurse SherriFive Bloody GravesBlazing Stewardesses and Dynamite Brothers.

This film, produced by Sam Sherman and remixed by Al Adamson, was once Captain Roughneck from St. Pauli, directed and written by Rolf Olsen. In that movie, Captain Jolly (Curd Jürgens) and his men have been hired to smuggle a vaccine within a shipment of booze. When government officials try to take that booze from him, he destroys it, and the vaccine gets stolen, which gets him blamed for taking it. There are also some nurses — they had to come in somewhere — kidnapped in the jungle.

It’s a little over an hour long, and the new material from Adamson has some of the nurses making out. One of them is Swedish model Lenka Novak, who also appeared in Moonshine County ExpressCoachThe Great American Girl Robbery and Vampire Hookers and was one of the Catholic high school girls in trouble in The Kentucky Fried Movie.

The movie often feels like two different films fighting for screen time: a gritty German smuggling drama and a 1970s American sexploitation romp. That’s because that’s exactly what’s happening on screen. And it’s a bit of a shock to see Jürgens in an Al Adamson-edited mess. Jürgens was a genuine international star, famous for playing the villain Karl Stromberg in the James Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: The Night They Robbed Big Bertha’s (1975)

“It was hardly the crime of the century…It wasn’t even the mugging of the month. It was just a rollicking rip-off!”

Professor (Robert Nichols, The Thing) is a man with a tweed jacket, a permanent squint and a foolproof plan that involves more geometry than common sense. His crew is a motley collection of losers and their target is Big Bertha’s, a sprawling, neon-lit roadhouse tucked away in the backwoods. To the Professor, it’s a vault of untaxed cash and liquid gold. To the rest of the county, it’s the only place to get a decent drink and a game of cards without being judged by the preacher.

Big Bertha (Hetty Galen, The Manitou) doesn’t need a security system. She has a six-gauge shotgun named Persuasion and a staff of girls who can outshoot, outdrink and outwrestle any man in three counties.

The Professor’s stealthy approach is doomed from the start. They arrive just as the local Sheriff’s Department is celebrating a birthday. The parking lot is a sea of squad cars, yet the Professor mistakes the flashing lights for grand opening decorations. Once the moonshine is discovered and the bullets start flying (mostly hitting vases and bottles), the movie devolves into pure physical comedy. It doesn’t take itself seriously. The film thrives on the absurdity of professional”criminals being outmatched by a house full of girls in nightgowns and a rowdy sheriff’s department. Somewhere in all of this is Bob Weir from the Grateful Dead.

This was directed by Peter Kares, the only film he’d helm, but he also produced Longshot and The Switch or How to Alter Your Ego. There were plenty of writers, including Robert N. Langworthy, who produced Preacherman and scored Sex and the College Girl, who came up with the concept; Robert Vervoordt and Albert T. Viola (Amos Huxley himself, the star of Preacherman) worked out the story and Viola and Harvey Flaxman (the writer of Grizzly!) wrote the script.

Nerd facts: An orphan in this is played by Paige Conner, who would go on to be Katy, the space devil child in The Visitor! There’s also Josie Johnson from Stigma (she’s also in Fingers, which has a dream cast of Harvey Keitel, Tisa Farrow, Jim Brown, Tanya Roberts and Danny Aiello) and George Ellis shows up. He was horror host Bestoink Dooley, who was in his own movie, The Legend of Blood Mountain. Mary Mendum is here as well. She used the name Rebecca Brooke for several of Joe Sarno’s films, such as Misty and Abigail Lesley Is Back in Town. Speaking of those movies, Bil Godsey was the cinematographer on them both, as well as this film. He also shot camera on Sisters and Deep Throat Part II.