The Car: Road to Revenge (2019)

In a post-apocalyptic cyberpunk city of the future that's been destroyed by crime and corruption, a District Attorney finds the information he needs to finally arrest a gang of cyborg criminals. Too bad he's killed before he can do anything about it. But then again, his car has come back, looking for revenge. And that's how the kinda, sorta… Continue reading The Car: Road to Revenge (2019)

TABLOID WEEK: The Inheritors (1983)

In 1979, Austrian film director Walter Bannert was simply enjoying a meal at a Vienna cafe when he was beaten by a gang of neo-Nazis. That's when he determined that he would research these groups by convincing their leaders that he was making an objective documentary. He ended up spending three years with these groups in West Germany… Continue reading TABLOID WEEK: The Inheritors (1983)

TABLOID WEEK: Guyana: Cult of the Damned (1979)

René Cardona Jr. didn't stop with making a softcore porn shark movie with Tintorera…Tiger Shark or the utterly baffling Bermuda Triangle. Now, he's back to shock you senseless with the kind of true retelling of the Jonestown Massacre, Guyana: Cult of the Damned. He's no stranger to strangeness -- after all, his father made Santa Claus vs. The Devil.… Continue reading TABLOID WEEK: Guyana: Cult of the Damned (1979)

TABLOID WEEK: Bud and Lou (1978)

This movie crushed me as a child. I had always loved Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, watching their thirty-six films on Sunday mornings, right after Ma and Pa Kettle films. Seriously, weekends in Pittsburgh in the 1970's and 80's were amazing. You stayed up all night watching Chiller Theater and then woke up late and took… Continue reading TABLOID WEEK: Bud and Lou (1978)

Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)

Remember when Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction made their initial splash for Quentin Tarantino and studios rushed to get their own chopped up narrative films in theaters? Killing Zoe, 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag, 2 Days in the Valley, Smoking Aces and plenty more, it seemed like everyone was trying to make a movie that didn't follow a linear track,… Continue reading Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)

TABLOID WEEK: Britney Ever After (2017)

How do you make a movie about Britney Spears when you have none of her music available to you? Well, you get someone who looks nothing like her, you play loose and fast with the ways things happen and you air it on Lifetime. Kevin Federline is played by a guy named Clayton Chitty, a… Continue reading TABLOID WEEK: Britney Ever After (2017)