Sizzlin’ Summer of Subterranean Psychotronica 2026: Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1989)

Week 1 (June 21 – 27) – Welcome to HELL

The summer’s here, so get ready to broil!

Prom Night may be just alright, but Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II is amazing and Prom Night IV: Deliver Us From Evil is actually OK. Notably, none of those movies relate to one another. So go figure: the one film in the series I never watched turned out to be the only actual sequel.

That said, the film’s opening completely ignores everything we’ve learned before. Mary Lou, now played by Courtney Taylor instead of Lisa Schrage (boo!), has been in Hell since she died at a school dance in 1957. But she has a nail file and has been chipping away at the chains that bind her for decades, finally escaping back into our world. As she returns to Hamilton High School — totally in Canada, but overly American thanks to “Yankee Doodle Dandy” and flags a plenty and non-Canadian football — she starts off on the right foot by killing a janitor and using a jukebox to blast the pacemaker out of an old lover’s chest.

Speaking of those American flags, one night, a totally average high school student, Alexander Grey (Tom Conlin), leaves his girlfriend, Sarah Monroe (Cynthia Preston, who is in another beyond wild Canadian film, Pin), behind as he soul-searches about his total average-ness. He’s discovered by Mary Lou, and after some two-person push-ups on the stars and bars, he’s under her spell.

It works. His grades go up. He becomes a football hero. And he’s never had better sex ever.

So what’s wrong? Well, Mary Lou is killing everyone in his way.

Like the guidance counselor who doesn’t believe in our protagonist? She gets her face burned off with battery acid. His football rival gets a ball thrown through his stomach. And soon, even Alexander’s slacker best friend Shane gets his heart ripped out.

Alexander is conflicted. He loves his average girlfriend, but she’s already dumped him for a nerd. Well, a nerd who gets killed by AV equipment. And as we’ve already learned about Mary Lou, she will not be stopped when she wants something, even if her female rival has learned how to use a flamethrower.

Ron Oliver wrote the screenplays for the second and third films in this series (and directed this one). The original title was The Haunting of Hamilton High, as there was no plan to connect these to the Prom Night series. The money for this came from Live Entertainment. A few days before filming started, Oliver ended up going to dinner with the family that owned that company, only to learn on Monday that production had been delayed because the sons had killed their mom and dad. You know them as Erik and Lyle Menendez. Another Oliver fact: he and his partner were married by Udo Kier. One more? He wrote and directed several installments of the Nickelodeon show Are You Afraid of the Dark?

This can’t live up to the preceding version, but that doesn’t mean that it won’t try. I’ve always loved that Mary Lou is the lone slasher who embraces sex and forces men to become the final survivor — but never lets them live.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: La cosa en la niebla (The Thing in the Fog) (2025)

The plot is lean and mean: Ismael (Martín Garabal), a veteran pilot with a world-weary edge, and his atypical, rookie co-pilot Daniela (Elena de Lara) are mid-flight when the sky decides to break. They aren’t just dealing with turbulence. They’ve stumbled into the front lines of an invasion by the Audryes, an interdimensional alien species looking to wipe out humanity. It’s up to our mismatched duo—trapped inside the cockpit—to keep the plane in the air and the universe from imploding.

Garabal brings a fantastic, grounded comedic timing to the role. He’s the anchor of this madness, delivering lines with the weary precision of a man who has seen it all and is now being asked to deal with things he wasn’t trained for in flight school. And as the trainee co-pilot, de Lara starts off shaky, perfectly capturing that thrown into the deep end energy. As the film progresses and the layers of her character peel back, she becomes the wild card that the movie desperately needs.

Despite being set almost entirely within the confines of a cockpit, the production team skipped the cheap, flat look of standard chroma key. Instead, they used LED technology to project interdimensional backgrounds in real time. This isn’t just window dressing; it bathes the actors in the actual, vibrant light of the horrors they are facing.

And for the true heads out there, pay attention to the alien evidence: the proof of the Audryes’ arrival is a mutant, man-eating peanut. It’s a hilarious, direct nod to the short film Gritos en el pasillo, directed by writer Juanjo Ramírez Mascaró, proving that this guy has a very specific, very welcome obsession with killer legumes.

La cosa en la niebla is a fast, punchy ride. While it’s a shame we don’t get more time with the secondary characters—especially the insufferable Borja—the central chemistry between Garabal and de Lara keeps the engine running. It’s a respectful, slightly absurd love letter to sixties sci-fi comics that treats the genre with both humor and heart. I love the neon.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

JUNESPLOITATION: Diamond Ninja Force (1988)

DAY 23: Exploitation Auteurs!

Trying to summarize a Godfrey Ho film is like trying to hold water in your hands, but here goes: An ancient feud between the Black Ninja Clan and the Diamond Ninja Empire is reignited by the discovery of a long-lost tomb. Meanwhile, in what feels like a completely different movie, a guy named Gordon is just trying to take photos of his girlfriend in Hong Kong when he gets harassed by some Caucasian thugs and has to kick some ass. Naturally, all these threads collide in a nonsensical whirlwind of mismatched footage, ridiculous dubbing and enough neon-colored ninja headbands to supply a small army.

As for the cast, Richard Harrison remains the undisputed king of the Godfrey Ho era. Harrison was a veteran of Italian peplum and spaghetti westerns who found himself trapped in a cycle of IFD Films productions. He plays the Ninja Master with the weary, thousand-yard stare of a man who knows exactly what he’s doing, but is clearly just here for the paycheck. At least he has that cool Garfield phone again, making me feel like his complaints that IFD kept reusing his footage from one movie to make so many more are true.

Melvin Pitcher, Andy Chworowsky, Pierre Tremblay and John Ladalski are staples of this era. They were often ex-pats living in Hong Kong, rounded up to provide the Western half of the footage so the movies could be sold to international markets. You’ll recognize them from pretty much every other IFD ninja flick, usually sporting awful wigs and mustaches that seem to change size between cuts.

If you haven’t seen one of his movies, Godfrey Ho was the master of the cut-and-paste technique, a hallmark of the IFD Films & Arts studio. The reality behind Diamond Ninja Force—like many of his films—is a Frankenstein operation. Ho would take an existing, unrelated Asian action film (often a low-budget Taiwanese or Thai martial arts flick) and splice in new, original footage of Western actors wearing ninja gear. The tone shifts wildly between a gritty Hong Kong crime drama and a surreal, plotless ninja fantasy. The scenes involving the Western actors rarely interact with the original film’s cast; they just stand in front of a wall or a tree, talk about the mission, and then engage in slow-motion ninja fights. Sometimes, there is a phone call.

This takes the 1986 Taiwanese movie Ghost Rapist/Demons Apartment as its base, and then we have scenes of Harrison fighting and taking photos. Yes, a ninja movie mixed with a movie where a ghost haunts a family and is all horny about it. This is the magic cocktail that only an IFD movie could deliver.

“Fanny, it’s only nerves,” a husband assures his wife, worried about rotting fruit and black cats. Fanny Wong. That’s a name. And then dudes call her while dressed in soccer clothes. Meanwhile, death threats over selling land and a samurai in Mario Bava lighting. Magic.

Godfrey Ho remains the king of just outright lifting music. This time, we get songs from Jean Michel Jarre’s Rendez-Vous, “Endless” by Kraftwerk, a Macross II song, some Orchestral Maneuvers In The Dark, “Who Are You” by The Who, some of the Death Wish 2 and Thief scores and who knows what else. Oh! Some Stweart Copeland? Godfrey Ho movies anticipate the need to use Shazam (or know way too many Tangerine Dream songs).

Also: Fanny has a son named Bobo.

Also also: Lori, Richard Harrison’s wife, is killed by a ninja. She’s played by Maria Francesca, Harrison’s real-life wife, so I can only imagine they were doing the Laura Gemser and Gabriele Tinti trick of getting cast together and then traveling the world.

Well, you know what comes next. Only a ninja can stop a ninja. “I promise I’ll avenge you,” says Harrison, speaking in perhaps another movie, endlessly repeated throughout the IFD catalog, all while ghosts haunt Fanny and family.

This is a movie where a ninja tells another, “You’re on my death list,” and slams the receiver into the back of Garfield, right before a father reminds his son not to wet the bed. Harrison does what he does best — put on a bright ninja suit and guyliner to stop other ninjas while surrounded by enough candles to make a Police video — while Poltergeist moments happen to Bobo and ghost women jill off while watching his parents have sex.

Life is unpredictable and horrible at times, so the joy of knowing I can watch neon ninjas fight Americans on vacation wearing short shorts whenever I want keeps me going. I wish I could inject these movies into my eyes like heroin.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: Jump Scare (2025)

This is the feature-length debut from director Donnie Hobbie, and frankly, it’s a shot of adrenaline for anyone who misses the days when movies were built out of neon, smoke machines, bucket-loads of Karo syrup blood and wall-to-wall heavy metal.

Jump Scare, a struggling all-female metal band, hits the road in search of inspiration. They head to a remote desert shack—the same spot where their heroes, the legendary band Blitzgasm, mysteriously vanished years earlier. The band is a powder keg of personality clashes, featuring bassist Kye (Shannon Dang), Val (Chelsea Talmadge), Debbie (Madison Abbott), and Jen (Erin Ruth Walker). Keeping the chaos barely contained is their long-suffering roadie, Dale (Casey Morris).

Before the chainsaws come out, the movie spends a good chunk of time letting the band bicker. It’s a great dynamic. They’re constantly at each other’s throats, screaming about the purity of metal versus the sell-out temptation of sampling and pop hooks. It’s snappy, profane, and genuinely funny, which is a blessing, because it makes you actually care when things inevitably go south.

They quickly discover their neighbors are a clan of Bible-thumping cannibals. The family is led by the terrifyingly devout Karen (Natasha Estrada) and a group of very strange, very dumb men—including none other than genre legend Eric Roberts. Seeing Roberts pop up in a project like this is always a treat; he’s the king of theI’ll do anything oncegenre landscape, and he leans into the depravity here with his usual effortless, wild-eyed charm.

What elevates Jump Scare from a standard slasher is Hobbie’s visual confidence. He isn’t just telling a story; he’s crafting a drugged-out nightmare. The film uses disruptive text inserts and aggressive cutaways that scream The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, not just as an inspiration, but as a blueprint. There’s a meta-layer here where the band actually realizes they are living through the very slasher tropes they’ve seen on screen, which adds some cynicism that plays perfectly against the mindless brutality.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026 Red Eye #3: Lemora (1975)

Alvin Lee makes a bloody mess of his life, catching his wife in bed with a lover and executing them both. Bleeding out and staring into the abyss, he begs for one final audience with his 13-year-old daughter, Lila Lee.

His daughter, 13-year-old Lila Lee (Cheryl Rainbeaux Smith, Phantom of the ParadiseThe Incredible Melting ManLaserblast and short time member of The Runaways and drummer for Joan Jett) is the star of the church, where her voice and beauty draw attention — thanks to the peculiar beauty people from her hometown have, which is known as theAstaroth Look(inspired by theInnsmouth lookfrom H.P. Lovecraft’s The Shadow over Innsmouth).

While the Reverend (director Richard Blackburn, who co-wrote and appeared in Eating Raoul, as well as appearing as the voice of Dr. Zaius in the Return to the Planet of the Apes cartoon and Stunt Rock) tries to shield her from the gossip of her father’s gangster past, the pull of the letter draws her toward the town of Astaroth. It’s a journey paved with red flags: a perverted ticket taker, a bus trip that turns into a midnight vampire ambush and the eerie realization that her religious guardians might have their own carnal designs on her.

Interestingly, that church is on a soundstage that was once Mayberry for TV’s Andy Griffith Show.

That said — the letter leads her to find the town of Astaroth, despite dealing with a young couple who discuss how the Reverend obviously wants to have sex with her, a ticket taker offering her strange candy and a broken-down bus ride that ends with a vampire attack.

Rescued by Lemora, the Queen of the Vampires, Lila is taken to an ancient stone estate. Here, the film sheds its skin; it’s not just about blood-drinking, but about the predatory nature of influence. Lemora feeds her wine that tastes suspiciously like copper, demands she sing for the children of the house, and subjects her to an unsettling, intimate grooming process. 

Lila goes to her room, and her father, now a vampire, attacks her. Lemora explains that over the last year, many people have become ugly and beast-like; they need to be killed. Lemora sucks the vampire blood out of the wound Lila has, then reads her a bedtime story and brushes her hair.

Tomorrow, there will be a blood ceremony that will make Lila and Lemora sisters, allowing them to share power.Will it be in a church? Baptist?asks Lila.No, more ancient,answers Lemora.

As Lila explores the house, she finds the diary of a girl who was in her shoes in the past. Turns out that Lemora is the queen of the vampires, feeding on her adopted children. So Lila escapes through the town, just as the Reverend comes to save her. As Lila’s father has become one of the monsters, she must kill him. Lila mourns, prompting Lemora to offer her a vampire’s kiss. When the Reverend finally arrives, Lila reaches out to him, wanting to embrace and kiss him, something that he had resisted in the past. Now, she overcomes him, and as they embrace, she bites into his neck as Lemora watches. We cut to Lila singing in church as the movie ends.

I’d compare this film — subtitledA Child’s Tale of the Supernatural” — with Valerie and Her Week of Wonders. It’s richly dark, both in lighting and subject matter. It feels more like a dream or a children’s fable than a movie and is worth multiple viewings. It’s such a shame that this movie has been lost and forgotten for so long.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: Frankie, Maniac Woman (2025)

Frankie Ramirez (Dina Silva) has a dream, but the Los Angeles music industry is a nightmare tailored specifically to crush it. As an aspiring singer-songwriter, she is drowning in a toxic mix of childhood trauma, a soul-crushing environment and the relentless, image-obsessed fat-shaming of the industry. She’s trying to claw her way to the top, but the vultures are circling, and her grip on reality is slipping faster than a low-budget slasher’s plot. When she finally snaps, the result isn’t just a nervous breakdown. It’s a neon-drenched, bloody symphony of vengeance.

Frankie, Maniac Woman taps into that sweet spot of thewronged womantrope, pulling from the DNA of exploitation classics where the trauma is as visceral as the gore. And by weaponizing the shallow, superficial landscape of the LA music scene, the film transforms the dream of stardom into a meat grinder. It’s a perfect backdrop for a genre flick. The lighting is too bright, the smiles are too fake, and the blood looks even better against the pristine white walls of an audition room.

This is a film that clearly understands the more-is-more philosophy of genre cinema. Practical effects favor splatter over subtlety and the soundtrack that mirrors Frankie’s descent, starting as polished pop and devolving into something much more dissonant and frantic.

Director and co-writer Pierre Tsigaridis (who wrote it with Silva) has found a story, a look and an uninhibited lead (at the end, when it says Dina Silva is Frankie Ramrirez, it’s not lying as she embodies every moment of this film) willing to go for it, giving this its own feel well beyond its influences, be they Texas Chainsaw MassacreCriminally Insane or Maniac

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

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Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: Enduring Destiny (2014) and First Feature (2026)

Enduring Destiny (2014): If you ever wanted to see what happens when the ambition of a film school student collides with the total lack of a budget and a massive amount of hubris, you’ve found it. Enduring Destiny is the reason to be for Thomas Reilly-King (TRK), a college student who has been in school for what could be a decade. He cared less about being a student and more about creating an auteur film — or vanity project, the line is so thin — that’s a sprawling, unclassifiable epic.

TRK plays the lead, writes the script and directs the madness, forcing his friends to inhabit his world. He approaches the lead role with the kind of unflappable intensity usually reserved for Method actors playing historical figures, not kids making movies in their dorms. He also insisted on an 80s-style theme song that sounds like it was recorded on a Casio keyboard in a wind tunnel. It is the perfect, misplaced anthem for a movie that doesn’t actually exist in the 80s but wishes that it could.

Max Kenner is our hero, a scholarship wrestler and aspiring C.I.A. agent. He has traveled from his suburban California home and is away from his high school sweetheart, Jessica Bateman (Ariel Vida). All alone during a bitterly cold semester at Michigan State University, he will endure triumphs, romance, comedy, mishaps and downright misery. Once a squeaky-clean, slightly cocky guy of privilege and self-determination, he is thrust into a humbling life of physical dependence after tragedy strikes. As a man in a wheelchair, Max’s masculinity is challenged by his reliance on others. 

Don’t step on my brakes, as the song sings. This feels like it lives in the same world as A Karate Christmas Miracle or the zero-budget religious movies that I love, except it’s secular and therefore somehow even more innocent, charming and just plain off. Or maybe a movie like Heard She Got Married, if it had no sense of collaboration. Anyway, whatever it is, it’s entertaining.

First Feature (2026): If you’ve ever spent your last dime on a roll of film, bullied your friends into acting in your magnum opus, or realized halfway through production that your vision is absolutely insane, then you know exactly what’s going on in First Feature. This isn’t just a documentary; it’s a time capsule of ambition, ego and the beautiful, messy reality of DIY filmmaking.

The film follows the journey of Thomas Reilly-King (TRK), an indefatigable student filmmaker with a singular goal: to birth his masterpiece, Enduring Destiny, into the world. Shot over several years, the documentary tracks TRK as he stretches his budget, his friendships and his sanity to the breaking point.

Intercut with this chaos is the perspective of his classmate and documentarian, Curtis Matzke. Looking back ten years later, Matzke provides the necessary distance to examine the absurdity of the original production. It’s a classic case of the tortured artist trope played out in a dorm room setting, capturing that specific, frantic energy of someone convinced they are making the next Citizen Kane while actually operating on a shoestring budget and sheer willpower.

The heart of this film is TRK himself. He serves as the writer, director and lead actor, the holy trinity of the independent filmmaker’s complex. He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t just want to make a movie; he wants to build an empire. We watch as he calls in every favor available, treats his student crew like a Hollywood production team  and dives headfirst into the pitfalls of digital-age filmmaking. Watching him navigate the professional aspirations of a student filmmaker against the bizarre, homemade reality of Enduring Destiny is both painful and deeply relatable for anyone who has ever tried to create something out of nothing.

First Feature captures that unique moment in a filmmaker’s life when good doesn’t matter as much as getting it done. It’s a raw, funny and surprisingly poignant look at the obsessive nature of the creative process. If you’ve ever sat through a local screening of a movie that clearly meant everything to its director, you’ll find yourself nodding along to every frame of this documentary. It’s a love letter to the process, warts and all.

I love that TRK made talking action figures of himself and characters from the movie that cost $5,000, which is more than half of Enduring Destiny‘s budget.

This is an essential watch before or after Enduring Destiny.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

JUNESPLOITATION: Sugar Cookies (1973)

DAY 22. Revenge!

The 1970s New York film scene was a magical, grimy sandbox. If you ever needed proof that the line between high art, avant-garde theater, and pure exploitation was completely non-existent back then, look no further than Theodore Gershuny’s Sugar Cookies (also known by the arguably sleazier title, Love Me My Way).

Just look at the credits on this thing! It’s a mind-melting collision of future Hollywood prestige, future exploitation royalty and Warhol superstars. It was co-written by Lloyd Kaufman, produced by Oliver Stone and stars Mary Woronov and Lynn Lowry.

The movie centers around Max Pavell (George Shannon), a pornographer and drug dealer. Max treats people like disposable tissues, a point proven when he psychologically warfares his attractive model girlfriend, Alta (Lynn Lowry), into committing suicide while his cameras are rolling. He figures it’s just another day in the office and a great way to sell some snuff-adjacent photos.

Enter Camilla (Mary Woronov), Alta’s deeply intense lesbian partner. Camilla isn’t going to let Max get away with it, but instead of just shooting him, she cooks up a complex, psychological revenge plot. She crosses paths with Julie (also played by Lynn Lowry), an aspiring actress who looks exactly like the late Alta.

Camilla takes Julie under her wing, molds her, trains her to mimic Alta’s every mannerism and unleashes this doppelgänger right into Max’s psychological blind spot. What follows is a bizarre, erotic and tense game of cat-and-mouse that feels like a Euro-sleaze thriller dropped directly into a trashy New York loft.

Lowry is an absolute goddess of 70s independent horror and cult cinema (The Crazies, Shivers). Here, she gets to flex her acting muscles playing two entirely different personalities. She brings that ethereal, slightly unhinged, yet deeply fragile vibe that only she can deliver. And of course, Woronov is the ultimate screen presence. Whether she’s dominating the screen for Andy Warhol, ruling Rock ‘n’ Roll High School or being hilarious in Eating Raoul, she commands attention. Her chemistry with Lowry is electric, cold and captivating.

Keep your eyes peeled for Warhol superstar Ondine as Roderick, legendary adult film icon Jennifer Welles as Max’s secretary, and Monique van Vooren (Flesh for Frankenstein).

Director Theodore Gershuny (who was married to Woronov at the time) shoots this with a cold, stylistic eye that elevates it above its exploitation roots. It oscillates between an arthouse psychodrama and a total sleazefest, never quite settling on either, which is exactly why it works so well.

Sizzlin’ Summer of Subterranean Psychotronica 2026: Satan’s Storybook (1989)

Week 1 (June 21 – 27) – Welcome to HELL

The summer’s here, so get ready to broil!

Satan’s Storybook prefigures the streaming horror anthology films that litter our streaming services today, yet it’s miles above them, not just in its two tales, but in a connecting story that makes you want even more.

Directed and co-written by Michael Rider, who was also a zombie in the shot on video Hororama, this movie starts with the bride of Satan (Leslie Deutsch) — who by the way looks amazing and just like a late 80s heavy metal album cover come to life — being abducted by ninjas, one of whom is her sister, who is played Ginger Lynn, so of course I was beyond in love with this segment. This upsets Satan so much that he demands that his jester tell him some stories to keep his mood light. This segment hints at a third story, as well as more of the story that is never delivered, and honestly, that’s the only thing about this movie I dislike, because it leaves you wanting so much more.

“Demon of Death” is all about Zeek Heller (co-writer Steven K. Arthur), a serial killer who abducts metal and horror fans — she has a Scared Stiff poster on the all-black walls of her room — Jezebell Jones (Leesa Rowland) and even wipes out her family before being sent to rot in jail. He’s just like so many metal dudes I knew in 1989, except, you know, he randomly looks up girls in the telephone book — placing this firmly in 1989 — and kills them. Then he gets arrested by the law, who say things like “The only thing that stands between you and Old Sparkey is us, and we don’t give a lizard’s dick if you do fry, you buttplug!” The trial goes on and on, and right before they throw the switch, Jezebell does some black magic that doesn’t turn out the way she planned. It’s grimy and grainy, and you can see people reading their lines off scripts, which some reviews proclaim as the sign of a bad movie, as if they’d never watched SOV before.

The second segment, “Death Among Clowns,” has a clown named Charlie (Grady Bradner, the writer of The Howling and Cameron’s Closet in his only movie as an actor) hanging himself in his dressing room and then engaging in lengthy dialogue with another clown named Mickey La Mort, who is played by this film’s director and writer, Rider. This is the segment that usually makes people hate this movie, as it seems to go on forever, yet I love it. Mickey the clown keeps getting more demonic as the segment moves on, and basically this is two writers putting together endless dialogue in one location — with a Howling IV: The Original Nightmare poster no less — and no twist ending. Exactly what you think is going to happen — a clown dragging another clown to Hell — happens. It’s. Kind of fascinating, like a near murderdrone with no murder.

This movie has so much fog throughout that one wonders if it was considered a pack-in with fog machines so people could learn of their power.

Satan’s Storybook has the feel of Night Train to Terror, and I mean that in the best of mind-melting ways. There are so many moments in this that make little to no sense at all, and that’s what I demand from my films. If anything, this is a movie where Ginger Lynn magically transforms from a ninja to a barbarian princess, and if you can’t find some wonder in that, I think you should give up watching films and reading this site. Bring on the synth and distorted voices. Bring on the rubber-masked demons. Bring on the fog, the glorious fog.

You can watch this on Tubi.