88 FILMS BLU-RAY RELEASE: Helter Skelter (2012)

Directed by the visionary photographer Mika Ninagawa, Helter Skelter is a hallucinatory descent into the grotesque underbelly of the Japanese idol industry. It serves as a candy-colored nightmare that blends high-fashion aesthetics with visceral body horror to critique the disposable nature of fame.

The story follows Lilico (Erika Sawajiri), the undisputed queen of the fashion world. To the public, she is a goddess of natural perfection; in reality, her entire body — save for her eyes, hair and private parts — is the result of extreme, illegal plastic surgery.

Much like her character Lilico, actress Erika Sawajiri was a controversial figure in the Japanese media. After a highly publicized fallout with the press and a five-year hiatus, Helter Skelter served as her massive return to the screen. Her performance was widely praised for its raw, manic intensity.

As her body begins to reject the procedures, leading to black bruises and skin leakage, Lilico’s mental state also begins to rot. She becomes a volatile tyrant, desperately clinging to her status while her younger, natural rival, Kozue (Kiko Mizuhara), threatens to replace her. The film culminates in a frantic exploration of identity, asking what remains of a person when their physical self is entirely manufactured.

Ninagawa’s signature style, defined by hyper-saturated primary colors, dense floral arrangements and high-contrast lighting, is used here to create a sense of claustrophobia. The world she creates is so bright and perfect that it becomes nauseating. Plus, many of the ads and magazine covers seen in the film were treated as real marketing, effectively using the same tools of the fashion industry it seeks to criticize, blurring the line between the movie’s world and real-life consumerism.

Adapted from Kyoko Okazaki’s 1996 josei manga, the film honors a creator widely considered a pioneer of the medium. Okazaki is celebrated for her signature flat aesthetic and her unflinching exploration of female sexuality and the crushing isolation of urban life.

Tragically, just as her influence was reaching its peak, Okazaki’s career was derailed by a devastating accident. In May 1996, she and her husband were struck by a drunk driver in a hit-and-run in Tokyo’s Shimokitazawa district. While her husband was able to recover within a month, Okazaki suffered catastrophic injuries, including a fractured skull and internal organ failure, that left her unconscious for a prolonged period and permanently altered the course of her life and work. Despite this forced retirement, Okazaki’s influence remains immense; her existing body of work continues to thrive through constant reprints and high-profile media adaptations.

Also: There’s no way that Coralie Fargeat didn’t see this before she made The Substance.

This 88 Films release has audio commentary by Tori Potenza and Amber T.; interviews with Erika Sawajiri and director Mika Ninagawa; behind the scenes footage; the production site press conference; the Japanese premiere stage greeting; the opening day stage greeting; a Taipei Film Festival introduction by Mika Ninagawa; a stills gallery; teasers and trailers; a booklet essay by Violet Burns and original and newly commissioned artwork by Luke Insect. You can get it from MVD.

88 FILMS BLU-RAY RELEASE: Sakuran (2006)

If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if a box of neon crayons exploded inside a 19th-century Japanese brothel, Mika Ninagawa has the answer. Stepping away from her camera lens and into the director’s chair for the first time, Ninagawa turns the legendary Yoshiwara red-light district into a fever dream of hyper-saturated reds, golds, and teals. This isn’t your grandmother’s stiff, polite period piece; this is a rock ‘n’ roll riot in a kimono.

Based on the manga by Moyoco Anno (a powerhouse in the josei — comics for adult women — world; she’s married to Neon Genesis Evangelion creator Hideaki Anno), the film stars the eternally cool Anna Tsuchiya (Kamikaze Girls) as Kiyoha. Sold into the Yoshiwara at eight years old, Kiyoha doesn’t exactly have a compliant personality. She screams, she kicks, and she tries to run away constantly, usually right toward the blooming cherry blossoms that represent a freedom she can’t quite reach.

As she grows into the Oiran (top-tier courtesan) known as Higurashi, the film tracks her ascent through a world that is equal parts high-art elegance and cutthroat survival. Between dodging the jealous schemes of rival girls and navigating the hearts of powerful men, Kiyoha has to decide if love is a trap or an exit strategy.

Ninagawa’s background as a world-class photographer is everywhere. Every frame is a postcard from a punk-rock Edo. The colors are so loud they practically ring your ears, bolstered by a killer, anachronistic score by J-Pop icon Shiina Ringo. The music blends traditional jazz, big band, and rock, perfectly mirroring Kiyoha’s defiant spirit.

This release from 88 Films includes extras such as audio commentary by Josh Slater-Williams, an introduction by Amber T., a stills gallery and trailers, as well as a booklet with essays by Japanese cinema expert Jasper Sharp. It all comes wrapped in a gorgeous package with art by Luke Insect. You can get it from MVD.

CLEOPATRA DVD and BLU-RAY RELEASE: The Beast Hand (2024)

The Beast Hand follows Osamu (Takahiro Fukuya), a man at the bottom of the social ladder who gets chewed up and spit out by the criminal underworld. After a botched interaction with the mob, he loses his left hand to a sword. Guided by his ex-girlfriend Koyuki (Misa Wada, Fukuya’s real-life wife), he visits an unlicensed surgeon. The transplant works, but the hand isn’t just a tool; it’s a sentient, aggressive entity.

The procedure is a success, but the recovery is a nightmare. Osamu discovers the hand possesses its own consciousness, a feral, predatory instinct that begins to dictate his actions. As the hand’s bloodlust grows, Osamu is pulled back into the underworld, no longer as a victim, but as a biological weapon. The film centers on the tragic irony of a man who finally gains the power to stand up for himself, only to realize he is no longer the one in control of his own limbs.

Directed by Taichiro Natsume and written by Yasunori Kasuga, this relies on practical gore and puppetry to give the hand — and the gore — a tactile, repulsive reality.

Extras include promo clips and trailers. You can get this on DVD or Blu-ray from MVD.

CULTPIX MONTH: The Joys of Jezebel (1970)

Directed by Peter Perry Jr. (Honeymoon of TerrorMondo ModMy Tail Is Hot) — using the name A.P. Stootsberry — and written by Maurice Smith (the writer of Julie Darling), The Joys of Jezebel has Lucifer (Christopher Stone, not the one you’re thinking of), apparently running a bit low on quota, sending the infamous Jezebel (Luanne Roberts, using the name Christine Murray; she was also in Prison GirlsBonnie’s Kids and Trader Hornee) back to Earth. Her mission? Claim the soul of Rachel (Dixie Donovan), a blonde virgin who represents the ultimate prize for the underworld.

The twist, of course, is that Jezebel doesn’t just deliver the soul. She inhabits the vessel. But as it turns out, the 20th century is a lot more complicated than the biblical era and Rachel’s life comes with baggage that even a demon queen wasn’t prepared to carry. That’s because, along with her sister Ruth (Lois Ursone using the pseudonym Angela Graves), they’ve been sold off to Joshua (Johnny Rocco) and Jeremiah (Jay Edwards).

While Jezebel is busy playing body-thief, Rachel ends up in Hell, leading Lucifer on a merry chase where he bumps into a Who’s Who of the damned, including Goliath (Jess White), Solomon (Woody Lee) and Eve. The film hits its stride when Jezebel realizes that being human—with all its sensory distractions and emotional messiness—is its own kind of trap.

This was produced by David F. Friedman, who started his entertainment career as part of the traveling tent shows of the 1930s and 40s, learning the art of the pitch. He knew that what you saw mattered far less than what you were promised. This carny DNA followed him into the film industry, where he realized that if you called a movie educational or medical, you could get away with showing things that would make a nun faint.

In the early 60s, Friedman teamed up with Herschell Gordon Lewis to invent an entirely new subgenre. Tired of the nudist colony films (which Friedman basically perfected), they decided to pivot to something even more visceral with their gore films.

Friedman eventually moved to California and formed Entertainment Ventures, where he produced everything from roughies to softcore romps. He was a gentleman in a dirty business — famously articulate, well-read and honest about his motives. He wasn’t trying to win an Oscar; he was trying to sell popcorn and fill seats.

When he passed away in 2011, the world lost its last great link to the era of the true independent roadshowman. He didn’t just make movies; he made attractions. And as long as there’s a flicker of sleaze playing somewhere, the spirit of Dave Friedman is right there in the front row, counting the receipts.

You can watch this on Cultpix.

DIA gets weird!

This Saturday, join us for Macabre and Seizure! Join us on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube channels at 8 PM EDT.

Up first, John Old Jr.’s Macabre, which you can find on Tubi.

Here’s the first cocktail.

Head In the Refrigerator

  • 2 oz. bourbon
  • 1/2 oz. simple syrup
  • 5 dashes obitters
  • 2 dashes orange bitters
  1. Add all ingredients to a glass. Stir.
  2. Add ice, stir again and serve.

Our second movie is Seizure, which is on Tubi.

Here’s the second cocktail.

Seizure

  • 4 oz. vodka
  • 3 oz. peach schnapps
  • 3 oz. orange juice
  • 3 oz. cranberry juice
  • 3 oz. apple juice
  1. Fill a large glass with crushed ice.
  2. Pour in ingredients and stir.

See you Saturday!

DRIVE-IN ASYLUM ISSUE 27 NOW ON SALE!

At long last, issue #27 is now available for pre-order! Shipping around May 15.

Joe Dante speaks to us about his career in fantastic films, from loving them and writing about them to making them. James L. Conway sheds some light on his experiences working for Schick Sunn Classics, as well as making the unforgettable tentacle-monster film The Boogens. And Catriona MacColl shares memories of working with Lucio Fulci on his Gates of Hell trilogy. Filmmaker Paco Aransaz reveals his film influences, and the effect they had on his found footage horror film Obayifo Project.

AC Nicholas also writes about movies that got a comedy re-dub, (think “What’s Up Tiger Lily”). Stephen Pytak praises Howling II starring Sybil Danning, Andy Turner discusses Framed starring Joe Don Baker, and Jennifer Upton checks in with highlights from “Weird Worcester.”

Plus plenty of vintage newsprint ads to give you those retro vibes you crave from DIA. 68 pages, black and white with several pages printed on colored paper. 5.5 x 8.5 inches in size.

Order it now!

CULTPIX MONTH: The Gruesome Twosome (1967)

Mrs. Pringle (Elizabeth Davis) is a delightful old biddy who runs a wig shop. She’s quirky, she’s eccentric, and she has a bit of a supply chain issue. You see, synthetic hair is for amateurs. Mrs. Pringle only deals in the real deal.

Enter her son, Rodney (Chris Martell). Rodney is… well, Rodney is a lot. He’s got the mental capacity of a toddler and the hobby of a 17th-century frontiersman. He spends his days renting rooms to local college girls, only to promptly scalp them to keep his mother’s inventory fresh.

Herschell Gordon Lewis was never one for subtlety, but the opening of The Gruesome Twosome is truly in a league of its own. Before we even see a drop of gore, we watch two styrofoam heads talk to one another. This opening four-minute segment was filmed in Chicago, months after production ended. During post-production, it was discovered that the running time was too short.

In case you wonder why people are eating Kentucky Fried Chicken while go-go dancing, Lewis was an advertising guy and would always make a deal with the franchise to appear in his movies so that he could feed it to his cast. Just imagine: Hot Florida weather, gore made from sheep guts that sits in Lysol when not used, and slowly growing cold, greasy chicken. This is what his movies crawled from, like primordial proto-slasher amphibians that have just learned to emerge on land. 

You can watch this on Cultpix.

Murder, She Wrote S3 E22: Murder, She Spoke (1987)

A temporary blackout at a recording studio leaves Jessica in the dark when the wealthy, soon-to-be-owner is stabbed to death.

Season 3, Episode 22: Murder, She Spoke (May 10, 1987)

Jessica has been booked in a studio to record her mystery books as part of a series for the blind. Mid-recording, a blackout hits the studio, and when the lights come back on, someone discovers Randy Whitman, the owner-to-be, dying of a stab wound to the back.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury?

William Atherton (Greg Dalton): The undisputed king of the “guy you love to hate.” Before he was getting his house covered in marshmallows in Ghostbusters, he was starring in the 1974 cult classic The Sugarland Express. Seriously, his IMDb is filled with roles that should just say “jerk.”

G.W. Bailey (Lt. Oswald Faraday): Long before he was the bumbling Captain Harris in Police Academy, Bailey was dodging the undead in Tom McLoughlin’s moody 1982 cult horror One Dark Night.

Michael Callan (Carl Anglin): A veteran of the screen who took a dip into the “Nature Gone Wild” subgenre with the 1977 giant-cat-on-the-loose flick The Uncanny, and appeared in the giallo-influenced TV thriller The Killer on Board.

Michael Cole (Earl Tuchman): Best known as Pete from The Mod Squad, but he earned his horror stripes playing the adult Henry Bowers in the original 1990 miniseries adaptation of Stephen King’s It.

Charlie Daniels (Stoney Carmichael): The man who told us the Devil went down to Georgia. While primarily a country legend, his presence here adds that grit necessary for a Southern-fried thriller.

Jonna Lee (Sally Ann Carmichael): A 1980s mainstay who faced off against a supernatural force in the 1984 film Making the Grade.

Fredric Lehne (Al Parker): You recognize him as the “Yellow-Eyed Demon” (Azazel) from Supernatural. He’s a genre veteran who also appeared in Night Game, a slasher set at a baseball stadium.

Wendy Phillips (Nancy Dalton): She survived the 1988 TV movie The People Across the Lake, which is a textbook “suburban nightmare” thriller.

Constance Towers (Margaret Witworth): A genuine icon of cult cinema. She starred in Samuel Fuller’s insane 1963 masterpiece Shock Corridor and the 1964 neo-noir The Naked Kiss. If you haven’t seen them, fix your life.

Patrick Wayne (Randy Witworth): The son of The Duke himself. He led the charge against Ray Harryhausen monsters in the 1977 fantasy-adventure cult classic Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger.

Mark Neely (Sergeant): A familiar face from The Young and the Restless, Neely also did time in the 1981 slasher Graduation Day.

Trish Garland (Secretary): Mostly known for her stage work, but she popped up in the psychological thriller The 4th Floor.

Austin Kelly (Cabbie): A reliable character actor who appeared in the gritty 1970s crime-cult classic Across 110th Street.

What happens?

If you thought the most dangerous thing in a recording studio was a high-pitched feedback loop or a diva’s rider, you clearly haven’t spent enough time in Cabot Cove’s extended universe.

In this week’s episode, our favorite mystery writer is recording her books for the blind. Naturally, because Jessica can’t even go to the grocery store without someone checking out permanently, a blackout hits the studio. When the lights flicker back on, Randy Whitman—the studio’s owner-to-be and a man with all the charm of a paper cut—is found with a knife in his back.

Enter Lt. Faraday, played by G.W. Bailey, who has apparently decided that since he can’t stop Mahoney and Tackleberry, he’ll spend his time being a condescending misogynist to a world-famous novelist. Faraday immediately pivots his detective skills toward Greg Dalton, the blind producer.

Why Greg? Because Faraday’s logic is airtight: Greg can move in the dark, he was near the switch, and he’s the suspicious type. Meanwhile, Jessica finds a bottle of expensive purple nail polish at the scene. That leads her to:

  • Suspect A: Cindy, the runaway niece of country star Stoney Carmichael, wears purple polish, but it’s the cheap stuff.
  • Suspect B: The victim’s widow, who seems about as sad as someone who just won the lottery, wears the expensive brand.
  • The Reality: The nail polish is a Total Red Herring. It has absolutely nothing to do with the murder, but it gives Jessica something to do while Faraday is busy being useless.

Things get messy when Jessica catches Nancy Dalton (Greg’s wife) trying to hide a set of matching silverware in the dryer. Pro tip: if your husband is a murder suspect, don’t try to tumble-dry the evidence. Jessica has to gently remind her that “Obstruction of Justice” isn’t a great look for the fall season.

The lightbulb — literally, see the trivia — finally goes off for J.B. when Faraday calls her and mistakes her recorded voice for her actual voice. Suddenly, the blackout rehearsals and the constant technical difficulties during Stoney’s recording sessions make sense.

Who did it?

Al Parker. He flipped a master switch on his keyboard to cause the blackouts, using them as dress rehearsals to frame Greg (who was conveniently distracted by his meds at the time).

How did Al pull off the ultimate alibi? The old Recorded Audio Trick. He made it look like Randy was calling him on the phone, but Al was actually just listening to a recording of Randy’s voice. This kept Randy pinned in one spot for the stabbing while making Al look like he was elsewhere, chatting away with the soon-to-be corpse.

Al tries to play it cool, claiming the evidence is circumstantial, which is a classic move for a guy who just got outsmarted by a woman in a smart blazer. It isn’t until Faraday finds the actual alibi tape (thanks to a heavy nudge from Jessica) that Al finally folds.

Faraday ends the episode by graciously admitting he’ll never undervalue female intuition again. Jessica likely responded with a polite smile, while internally calculating exactly how many ways she could have disposed of his body without leaving a trace.

Be nice to Jessica Fletcher. She has a very intimate relationship with death.

Who made it?

This was directed by Jessica’s real-life son, Anthony Pullen Shaw and written by Si Rose, who created Sigmund and the Sea Monster and Dr. Shrinker.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid? Does she get some?

No. I’m wondering if I’ll ever see that again. Maybe in season 4? This is the last episode of season 3.

Was it any good?

Yes!

Any trivia?

The moment that Jessica figures out who the murderer is, a light bulb comes on above her head.

Screenshot

Give me a reasonable quote:

Lt. Faraday: Oh, I think writing is a real good hobby for a woman. You can cook up some supper. You can chat on the phone. And then pop over to the old typewriter now and then for a few minutes.

Jessica Fletcher: Yes. When I’m not too busy beating laundry against the rocks in the river.

What’s next?

The first episode of season 4! Jessica jaunts to Paris at the behest of an old friend whose fashion boutique is in financial trouble. When a local loan shark is murdered, she must dig deep to find the truth.

CULTPIX MONTH: Bewitched (1976)

Anise is a woman living in the Argentine countryside with a singular, driving obsession: she wants to be a mother. Her husband is impotent, but that doesn’t stop her from seeking out every possible avenue to conceive, from the desperate (prostitution) to the supernatural (visiting a local witch). However, she has a secret admirer who makes her dance card a literal obituary page. The Pombero, a goblin-like creature of Guarani folklore, has fallen in love with her. He’s the jealous type, and he’s more than happy to slaughter any man who dares to touch the object of his affection.

If you’ve spent any time in the sweat-soaked trenches of South American exploitation cinema, you know the name Armando Bó. He was the man who turned IsabelCocaSarli into a global icon ofsex-and-naturecinema. Usually, their films involve Isabel wandering through a jungle or a river while men lose their minds over her.

Once you see her, you’ll get it.

Bewitched (originally titled Embrujada) follows that blueprint but adds a heavy dose of folk horror and supernatural sleaze. It’s less of a romantic drama and more of a nightmare where the Coca Sarli brand of eroticism meets a slasher movie directed by a man who clearly spent too much time staring at the sun. Bó dives deep into Paraguayan/Argentine myths. The Pombero isn’t a sparkly vampire; he’s a hairy, whistling forest spirit.

According to Guarani legend, the Pombero is a protector of birds and the forest. If you want to stay on his good side, you must leave honey, brandy and tobacco on a fence post for thirty nights. He is often blamed for unexplained pregnancies or the disappearance of women. Bó took this abductor aspect and made the Pombero into a supernatural stalker with a kill count.

As for his obsession — both Bó and the Pombero — Isabel Sarli was never just an actress; she was a force of nature. Starting as a model, she became Miss Argentina and reached the semi-finals of Miss Universe 1955. Her acting debut was in Thunder Among the Leaves, which has a controversial nude scene featuring Sarli that made it the first Argentine film to feature full frontal nudity. If you’re doing an SAT-style question here, Bó is to Jess Franco as Sarli is to Lina Romay. They became lovers, and she became the primary star of his films until he died in 1981.

John Waters has stated several times that Sarli’s movies have inspired some of his own films, and he presented Fuego in Argentina and got to meet her. He famously treated her like royalty. He once described her films asfeministin their own warped way because Sarli’s characters were often hyper-sexual beings who existed entirely outside the proper moral codes of the time.

Even when the script asks her to do the impossible, Sarli commits 100%. Her descent from a hopeful bride to a woman haunted by a forest demon is played with an operatic level of mania. 

Embrujada was released during a period of intense political turmoil and strict censorship in Argentina. The fact that Bó managed to release a film about a woman seeking supernatural impregnation and a forest goblin’s killing spree is a testament to his tenacity (and his ability to market art vs smut). Much like Franco and Romay, he and his muse were able to make aberrant cinema in the most restrictive of political cultures.

You can watch this on Cultpix.

CULTPIX MONTH: The Bleeder (1983)

The Rock Cats, an all-girl hair metal ensemble, are touring the Swedish countryside in a van that probably smells like stale Oppigårds Golden Ale and Aquanet. When their engine gives up the ghost near a decaying manor, they do what any rational slasher protagonists do: they break in.

In real life, I ask you to never do this.

Unfortunately, the mansion isn’t empty. It’s the playpen of The Bleeder, a hulking, pulsating mass of practical effects and bad attitude. What follows is a SOV  gauntlet of synth-heavy chases, creative use of musical instruments as murder weapons and enough stage blood to fill a Viking longship.

Prolific rock drummer Åke Eriksson (of Wasa Express and Boppers fame) puts his back into the role of The Bleeder. He moves with a rhythmic, percussive intensity, literally drumming out a beat on his victims’ skulls.

Was he the original choice for this role? Director Hans Hatwig used his position at Okej (the most influential Swedish pop/rock magazine of the 80s) to create hype. He published a photo of a monstrous, cloaked figure and claimed Simmons was under the mask. In reality, it was a local stuntman. When the film was released, and fans realized the God of Thunder was nowhere to be found, it caused a minor scandal among Swedish metalheads.

There are real rock stars, beyond Eriksson. The Rock Cats — Axet (Sussi Ax, who was also in the band Stitch), Eva (Eva Danielsson), Mia (Mia Hansson), Maria (Maria Landberg) and Eva (Eva Pettersson) — are the band Revansch and Danne Stråhed, who plays the forest ranger, was in the band Wizex. 

If you like the music strings from Halloween, good news. You’ll hear them so many times in this. It really is kind of a formless slasher that meanders, but you can see that it inspired the much better Blood Tracks

For decades, Blödaren was alostfilm, available only on grainy, nth-generation VHS dubs traded by collectors. Its arrival on Cultpix marks the first time many fans have seen it in a watchable format. Despite its formless nature, it remains a crucial piece of Nordic cult cinema because it captures a time when Swedish youth culture shifted from ABBA-style pop to the aggressive hair metal of the 80s.