CULTPIX MONTH: Trader Hornee (1970)

This movie centers on a search party looking for a white goddess named Jane (Elisabeth Knowles), who went missing in the deep, dark jungles of Africa. Leading the expedition is Private Detective Hamilton Hornee (“the e’s are silent”; Buddy Pantsari)) who has been hired by the Bank of Wabash to find the lost child of explorers who were slain in Africa by natives 15 years earlier. If the child is alive, she will be 21 and inherit her father’s multi-million-dollar estate.

Hornee leads the expedition to find her, accompanied by his assistant, Jane (Julie Conners, Night of the Witches and the movie that made Lash La Rue undergo a decade of penance, Hard On the Trail). Along for the search are the cousins of the lost girl, Max and Dorris Matthews (John Alderman, who shows up in adult, 80s TV like Dynasty and The Fall Guy, as well as movies like SuperstitionMalibu Express and Luanne Roberts, Prison Girls), who want to inherit the money for themselves. There’s also a zoologist looking for a legendary white gorilla named Stanley Livingston (Fletcher Davies). He has no idea that the ape is really a German war criminal hiding out. There’s also gossip columnist Tender Lee (Elizabeth Knowles, using the name Lisa Grant; she was also in Wild RidersThe Dark Side of Tomorrow and Beyond the Green Door).

Hornee hires Kenya Adler (Brainerd Duffield, who wrote The Treasure of Lost Canyon) as their guide. However, Kenya has crawled into a bottle and ends up leading them into the Meshpoka tribe, who instead of eating them end up being led by the lost girl, now known as Algona (Deek Sills; before exploitation czar David F. Friedman found her, she was Deborah Stills and living a double-life: working as a hostess at the classy Hyatt Regency by day and slinging tickets as a cashier at an adult theater by night. Friedman, always a man with an eye for talent and a tight grip on his wallet, peeled off a cool $1,000 bill to cast this gorgeous, lean blonde as Algona, the sweet, innocent, and utterly luscious white jungle goddess. She did the work, she looked fantastic doing it, and she even showed up to hit the premiere circuit in glamorous spots like Columbus, Georgia and Cleveland, Ohio. And then? Poof. She took her one perfect credit, married a guy in the record business and walked away.

What follows is an episodic, psychedelic march through the brush that shifts gears from broad, Borscht Belt-style gags to softcore highjinks without a single care for traditional narrative pacing. It’s the kind of film where the jokes land with a thud, but the sheer, relentless energy keeps you staring at the screen. You have to marvel at how a movie this proudly silly managed to get a full theatrical release back when the grindhouses and drive-ins were hungry for anything with a bit of exploitation edge.

Directed by Tsanusdi (Jonathan Lucas, who also has credits for choreogroahy on an episode of The Ghost & Mrs. Muir and directing credits for an adult film, Urban Cowgirls, a pilot for a Dean Martin-hosted series, The Powder Room and A Family Things, a special about pop group The Cowsills) and written and produced by Friedman, this was so popular that it was recut from an X to an R so that couples could see it. And at the First Annual Erotica Awards in 1977, Trader Hornee received a retroactive Award of Merit from the Adult Film Association of America and the award for the Best Adult Film 1966-1970.

Don’t think of this as you would in the adult post-VHS era. Friedman spent money on it, and cinematographer Paul Hipp (who would go on to work on Sunn Classics movies like The President Must Die and The Boogens, as well as classic exploitation fare like Devil Times Five and Grave of the Vampire) makes the Hollywood Hills look like a lush jungle vista. It helps that there are some real animals in this!

We may no longer realize that this is an adult remake of 1931’s Trader Horn, which in turn was remade three years later. The X version has more BDSM; this has the least sex of any Friedman movie, but so much nudity you won’t miss it. Truly, this is what joyous filmmaking looks like.

You can watch this on Cultpix.

Tales from the Darkside S2 E21: Strange Love (1986)

Dr. Philip Drawdy (Patrick Kilpatrick) is a surgeon driving through a remote rural area during a heavy storm. After a minor car accident leaves him stranded, he seeks help at a nearby, decaying mansion. He is greeted by Edmund Alcott (Harsh Nayyar), a formal and somewhat eccentric man who lives there with his wife, Marie (Marcia Cross). She has a deep wound on her leg that won’t seem to heal. As a doctor, Philip offers to help, but he quickly notices several unsettling things about the Alcotts: They are incredibly pale and sensitive to light, the wound on Marie’s leg doesn’t bleed normally, the house is filled with artifacts from a bygone era, and the duo speaks in a formal and out-of-date way.

As Philip treats Marie, he finds himself inexplicably drawn to her. Despite the eerie environment and Edmund’s protective, almost threatening demeanor, a romantic spark ignites between the doctor and his patient. Philip eventually realizes the truth: The Alcotts are vampires.

However, they aren’t the typical predatory monsters found in most horror films. They are weary, lonely immortals who have spent decades in isolation. Marie’s wound was caused by a silver-tipped cane, which is why her supernatural healing hasn’t kicked in. Edmund treats her badly, so Philip, consumed by his growing obsession and strange love for Anne, decides he doesn’t want to leave. He chooses to stay with her forever.

In the final moments, the cure for their loneliness is revealed to be a grim exchange. Philip allows Marie to bite him, fully aware that he is trading his mortal life and his career for an eternity in the shadows with her. The episode ends with the implication that Philip has now joined her secluded, nocturnal world, proving that love can indeed be a transformative—and terminal—experience.

This is another episode directed by Theodore Gershuny. It was written by Edithe Swensen, one of the ten episodes she wrote.

F THIS MOVIE! Junesploitation 2026

This is the sixth year I’ve participated in the F This Movie! month-long event. Here are the rules, from their intro post:

This year marks our 16th year (!!!) as a site and our 13th year of Junesploitation, our annual celebration of exploitation and genre films. What started as a selfish excuse for me to spend a few weeks watching ’70s and ’80s grindhouse fare has exploded into a yearly tradition with many, many participants both on our site and on social media. Thank you for that!!

Most of you know the drill by now, but for those of you new to Junesploitation, here’s how it works: each day of the month has its own theme, and you’re supposed to watch a movie that ties into that theme. How you interpret the connection is entirely up to you, which means if you have no interest in exploitation or genre movies that’s ok and you can still join in!

We’ve tried to expand the categories a bit this year to be a little broader in the hopes of making Junesploitation even more inclusive. After hearing that some folks were running out of Lucio Fulci movies to watch, we’ve also opted to retire Fulci Day on his birthday. Maybe it will be back in the future!

Here is this year’s schedule, as always featuring a several new categories and some returning favorites:

  1. ‘90s Action!
  2. Cartoons!
  3. Linda Blair!
  4. Blaxploitation!
  5. Teenagers!
  6. South Korea!
  7. Free Space!
  8. Zombies!
  9. Thrillers!
  10. Private Eyes!
  11. Disasters!
  12. Kung Fu!
  13. ‘90s Horror!
  14. Cannon!
  15. George Romero!
  16. Free Space!
  17. Hong Kong Action!
  18. Franco Nero!
  19. Black Filmmakers!
  20. ‘80s Sci-Fi!
  21. Free Space!
  22. Revenge!
  23. Exploitation Auteurs!
  24. Slashers!
  25. Jackie Chan!
  26. Heroes & Villains
  27. Italian Cinema!
  28. PM Entertainment!
  29. Free Space!
  30. ‘80s Comedy!

I’ll be doing one a day (maybe more) and if you’d like to share your movies or writing, let me know!

B & S About Movies podcast Episode 138: The movies that shaped The Misfits

Born in Lodi, New Jersey, The Misfits are a horror punk band that were originally around from only 1977 to 1982 — in their original incarnation — before years of legal wrangling and new lineups finally gave way to a series of reunions that began in 2016. Along the way, nearly every song had a movie reference. Let’s get into it!

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Matador Bolero (2026)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Joseph Perry writes for the film websites Gruesome MagazineThe Scariest ThingsHorror FuelThe Good, the Bad and the Verdict and Diabolique Magazine; for the film magazines Phantom of the Movies’ VideoScope and Drive-In Asylum; and for the pop culture websites When It Was Cool and Uphill Both Ways. He is also one of the hosts of When It Was Cool’s exclusive Uphill Both Ways podcast and can occasionally be heard as a cohost on Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror: The Classic Era podcast.

Official synopsis: New York nightclub The Matador becomes the site of a high-profile murder that attracts the attention of an obsessive detective, a TV news reporter, and an elusive being living outside the realms of time and space. Their stories converge with that of a new-age cult operating at the command of an ultra-intelligent supercomputer named Bolero. 

Writer/director Jonathan Rosado plans to blow you away all the way back to the halcyon days of seventies and eighties underground cinema with his trippy feature Matador Bolero. Shot on Super 8, the film boasts a cornucopia of exploitation cinema elements and feels like something unearthed when a modern excavation under a former 42nd Street grindhouse theater discovered it in a well-preserved film canister.  

Yes, everything described in the official synopsis takes place in one manner or another, but nothing is as simple or as crystal clear as that synopsis seems to promise. Matador Bolero feels more like a series of vignettes ranging from plot elements to topless peep show performances to blasts of psychotropic visual patterns to . . . well, we don’t want to give everything away. You’ll see, if you choose to take the ride. And you should.

The performances range from head-scratching to good but the cast members are all-in throughout. The three most recognizable names are genre stalwart Kansas Bowling, Jack Irv, and musician Yves Tumor. The Suede Hello provides an excellent score that is heavy on synthesizers and distorted electric guitar. 

Matador Bolero is not for everyone. For some it will be exactly the kind of unusual fare that they seek. For others, it may feel like an endurance test. Adventurous viewers seeking an offbeat slice of weirdness crafted by a filmmaker who made exactly the film he envisioned will want to check this one out. 

Matador Bolero opens in New York on May 22 and Los Angeles on June 11, 2026 with a national expansion to follow.

CULTPIX MONTH: Zorgon: The H-Bomb Beast from Hell (1972)

A creature is turning a small town into a buffet, and the local authorities are hilariously incompetent. They always are. A fed-up civilian gathers his bravest (or perhaps just most bored) friends to form a vigilante posse. They head straight for Bronson Canyon, the most overused filming location in Hollywood history (seen in everything from Invasion of the Body Snatchers and the Batman ’66 Batcave to Army of DarknessThe Phantom EmpireThe Lost Empire, the original Flash Gordon serial, Robot MonsterDemonoid, and so many more movies).

The titular Zorgon is a triumph of whatever we found in the garage special effects. While the title promises an H-Bomb Beast, the actual creature usually ends up looking like a man in a wrinkled rubber suit with perhaps a few too many fins. The H-Bomb element is mostly handled through dialogue, with characters insisting the creature is radioactive despite it looking suspiciously like a damp carpet.

According to a YouTube comment, “The costume for ZORGON was actually made up of parts from the monster suits in Octaman and Schlock, with a great new mask created especially for ZORGON. fun, interesting little film. They should put it on DVD.”

The cast is the real highlight. There’s Ace Mask, who shows up in movies like Chopping Mall and Not of This Earth; Susan Turner, who did effects for 1941Ghost StoryDreamscape and more; stop motion and matte artist Jim Danforth, who worked on Prince of DarknessFlesh Gordon and more; effects wizard David Allen, who directed The Primevals; Mark Thomas McGee, the co-writer and co-director of Equinox, as well as the writer of Hard to Die and Witch Academy; Jon Berg, who did effects for Star Wars and Dragonslayer; Bill Hedge, who worked on Species and did the puppet work for Night Train to Terror; Rick Baker (do I have to tell you who he is?) and director Kevin Fernan, making this as his student project for Pasadena City College.

He got an A-.

You can watch this on Cultpix.

CULTPIX MONTH: The Sensuous Sorceress (1970)

Sweden, sex, Satanism, seventies. 

Many are the reasons I watched this.

Skräcken har 1000 ögon (Horror Has 1000 Eyes) was directed by Torgny Wickman and occupies a strange, atmospheric intersection between Gothic horror and the early 1970s erotic exploitation boom. While often dismissed as mere sexploitation, the film is surprisingly effective at building a claustrophobic, dread-filled environment.

The vicarage in Northern Sweden serves as more than just a setting; it’s a pressure cooker. Wickman utilizes this holy location to great effect, contrasting the stark, pious exterior of the priesthood with the simmering pagan rituals occurring behind closed doors. You can feel it in the air, a mix of religious repression and burgeoning occultism that feels genuinely stifling.

Hedvig the maid (Solveig Andersson, The Lustful Vicar)  is the undisputed engine of the plot. Unlike many horror antagonists of the era who are motivated by simple madness, Hedvig’s malice is methodical and ritualistic. Her self-mutilation (the bloody cross) serves as a physical manifestation of her rejection of Sven’s (Hans Wahlgren) religious world. I wonder, is it really her sliding into his bed or just a dream?

The tragedy of the film lies in his wife Anna’s (Anita Sanders, who was in Tinto Brass’s Nerosubianco, Fellini’s Juliet of the Spirits, Silvio Amadio’s That Malicious Age and Pasolini’s The Canterbury Tales) perspective. She wants Hedvig but has no idea why. She isn’t just fighting a witch; she’s fighting her own trauma after losing their baby, which makes her an unreliable witness in the eyes of her husband.

The Sensuous Sorceress is a quintessential example of folk horror. While the erotic elements are front-and-center, the cases of violent death and the mystery of the question marks left behind provide enough narrative weight to keep it from feeling hollow.

This is one of the few movies I know of where a man is killed by a piece of bread.

You can watch this on Cultpix.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: O.C. and Stiggs (1985)

The actual release date for this movie is under some debate: director Robert Altman — yes, the same one who did Nashville — shot the film in 1983; it was copyrighted in 1985, then shelved until it got a small theatrical release in 1987 and 1988.

The reason for the 1983–1988 delay was simple: MGM had no idea what it was. They expected a raunchy, commercial hit like Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Instead, they got a weird, satirical, jazz-infused art film about teens. They test-marketed it, audiences were baffled and the studio orphaned it until a change in management led to the tiny 1987 theatrical run.

While it might seem weird that the man who gave us M*A*S*H* tackled National Lampoon, Altman was actually in a career exile at the time. After the failure of Popeye, he worked on smaller budgets and experimental formats. Now, we could debate whether he was the right person to shoot it, but I kind of like this movie, which has a ramshackle, all-over-the-place feel.

Loosely based on stories written by Ted Mann and Tod Carroll. O.C. and Stiggs were recurring characters in the magazine, with the entire October 1982 issue being about “The Utterly Monstrous Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs.” One of the big differences is that the print versions of the characters are destructive, while their film versions are a little more socially redeemable.

O.C., which means Oliver Cromwell Oglivie (Daniel H. Jenkins), and Stiggs (Neill Barry) are two Arizona teens whose idea of a great night is driving their car, the Gila Monster, to pick up girls, get booze from Wino Bob (Melvin van Peebles) and pick up some ladies. And oh yeah, drive the Schwab family — Randall (Paul Dooley), Elinore (Jane Curtin), Randall Jr. (Jon Cryer) and Lenore (Laura Urstein) — nuts.

Even in a teen comedy, Altman used his signature multi-track recording system. If the movie feels “all over the place,” it’s because characters are often talking over each other in a way that Animal House never attempted. To capture the feel down right, Altman encouraged the young actors to live in the house that served as the O.C. and Stiggs home during production to create authentic clutter and chemistry.

Altman’s argument is that, while audiences saw his take on Porky’s, he saw through the fake outrage in those movies and was delivering satire. But yeah. No one else wanted that. As the director himself said, “It was a satire of teen sex comedies, gosh darn it, not an example of that dubious breed!”

The film features King Sunny Adé and his African Beats. Altman was obsessed with Juju music at the time and shoehorned a massive musical performance into the film, which was wildly out of place for a 1980s teen flick, but adds to that mind-roasting vibe.

But hey! Ray Walston is great as always as Gramps, and it’s kinda inspiring to get Dennis Hopper in one of these movies. He even flies his helicopter so Mark can woo Cynthia Nixon.

It’s kind of fascinating to me that this movie was even made, and that’s pretty much the charm of it. It’s a $7 million middle finger to the studio system. It’s not funny because of the jokes. It’s funny because it feels like it was directed by someone who had never met a teenager but had read a lot of Hunter S. Thompson.

CULT EPICS BLU-RAY RELEASE: Wan Pipel (1976)

Before this movie, director Pim de la Parra and producer Wim Verstappen were the kings of Dutch sleaze. Operating under their legendary Scorpio Films banner, these guys were cranking out high-energy, low-budget, skin-filled exploitation flicks like Blue Movie and Frank and Eva. They knew how to put butts in seats. But then, after Suriname gained independence from the Netherlands in 1975, Pim got a massive dose of national pride and decided it was time to make art with a capital A.

The result was Wan Pipel. The very first feature film produced in the newly independent nation of Suriname. And holy hell, did it ruin them. Pim completely lost his mind over the budget, blowing past every financial guardrail, which caused a massive, permanent blowout between “Pim and Wim.” The movie tanked at the box office, Scorpio Films went belly up, and a glorious era of Dutch grindhouse cinema died right then and there.

But man, what a way to go out.

The plot plays out like a sweaty, politically charged daytime soap opera. Borger Breeveld stars as Roy, an Afro-Surinamese student living the good life in the Netherlands with his blonde Dutch girlfriend, Karina (Willeke van Ammelrooy). Roy gets a telegram saying his mother is dying, so Karina lends him the cash to fly back home.

Once Roy touches down in Suriname, the tropical heat and the cultural awakening hit him like a freight train. He forgets all about his studies and the Netherlands and falls head over heels for Rubia (Diana Gangaram Panday), an Indo-Surinamese Hindu nurse. The problem? The local Afro-Surinamese and Hindu communities are locked in deep-seated, conservative cultural divides. The romance starts a literal community revolt. Even when Karina flies in from the Netherlands to drag Roy back to reality, he refuses to leave. He’s home, he’s staying, and he’s going to build “One People” if it kills him.

For a guy like me, who usually watches movies about people getting eaten by mutated swamp monsters, Wan Pipel is an absolutely fascinating watch. It has that raw, sun-baked, mid-70s aesthetic where everything feels intensely real, sweaty and slightly dangerous. It’s a movie caught between two worlds — just like Roy. On one hand, you have the gorgeous, lush backdrops of Paramaribo and the Surinamese landscape, and on the other, you have the heavy, heartbreaking weight of post-colonial trauma and racial tension.

Willeke van Ammelrooy is fantastic as the jilted Dutch girlfriend, bringing a weirdly tragic European perspective to a movie that is actively trying to break away from Europe. Borger Breeveld plays Roy with an earnest, stubborn intensity that makes you root for him even when he’s being an absolute disaster of a human being.

The Cult Epics release of this film features a new restored 2K transfer; commentary by film historians Lex Veerkamp and Bodil de la Parra; an introduction by Pim de la Parra; the making-of; an interview with Willeke van Ammelrooy by Guido Franken; and a bonus short film, Aah… Tamara, a gallery; trailers; new artwork design by Juan Esteban R.; a double-sided sleeve with original poster art and a slipcase. You can get it from MVD.

A24 BLU-RAY RELEASE: Materialists (2025)

The sophomore feature from Celine Song, the director who had everyone crying into their popcorn with Past Lives, Materialists is all about the high-stakes, maximum-dollar world of New York City matchmaking. Dakota Johnson stars as Lucy, a professional love-broker who fixes up wealthy elites but can’t seem to sort out her own damage. She finds herself locked into a classic, agonizing love triangle between Harry (Pedro Pascal), a ridiculously smooth, billionaire unicorn client who represents the ultimate material jackpot and John (Chris Evans), her rough-around-the-edges, emotionally raw ex-boyfriend who is still dreaming about growing old, getting wrinkles and having kids together.

Song uses this glossy, high-society setup to deliver a deeply cynical, yet strangely hopeful examination of how modern capitalism has basically colonized our love lives. It’s a rom-com where people actually talk about the financial math of marriage, the cost of a twelve-million-dollar apartment and the cold reality of trading youth for security.

The pacing can be incredibly deliberate, and some dialogue-heavy scenes drag out just a few beats longer than they need to. But if you appreciate a movie that takes a trashy, daytime-television plot structure and elevates it into a sharp, beautifully shot critique of modern existence, it’s well worth the entry fee.

The A24 Blu-ray has a director commentary, a making-of feature, a composer deep dive with Japanese Breakfast and six postcards. You can get it from Deep Discount.