JUNESPLOITATION: Kung Fu Zombie (1981)

DAY 8: Zombies!

Pang (Billy Chong), a skilled martial artist, lands a local thug, Lu Dai, in jail after foiling a robbery. Upon his release, a vengeful Lu Dai hires a bumbling Taoist priest named Wu Lung to animate a small army of zombies to take down Pang.

Lu Dai is killed by his own trap, and his ghost haunts the priest, demanding to be resurrected. The priest attempts to put Lu Dai’s spirit into the corpse of a recently deceased serial killer, Kwan Wei Long. Because the killer is so evil, he returns as a powerful, free-willed vampire.

After Pang’s father — the man who trained him brutally all of his life to be a killing machine — dies, the priest tries to use his body to host Lu Dai’s spirit. The ritual is interrupted, resulting in the thug and the father sharing control of the body, forcing Pang to battle his own father’s reanimated corpse while also fighting the vampire.

You may dislike this for being incredibly cheap and for its erratic subtitle translations, such as calling corpses “salted fish.” Not me. I loved it.

Chong (born Chuang Chen Li) had an extensive career in both Hong Kong and Indonesia. Some of his other notable martial arts films include Jade ClawA Hard Way to DieKung Fu ExecutionerA Fistful of Talons and Kung Fu Beyond the Grave. Later in his career, he became a major household name in Indonesia, where he wrote, directed, and starred in several popular television series, including Deru Debu and Sapu Jagad.

Why do I love it? It has the balls to rip off Morricone’s Exorcist II: The Heretic score, has someone kick a man’s head clean off his body, and a vampire bad guy who not only comes out to the Bond theme but also has hands on fire. How did they do that effect? They set a man’s hands on fire, that’s how.

Oh yeah — director Shan Hua also made Portrait In CrystalBloody ParrotDynamo and Inframan. He knew what he was doing.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Murder, She Wrote S4 E4: Old Habits Die Hard (1987)

Jessica visits a convent to see a former sorority sister and winds up searching for a nun’s killer.

Season 4, Episode 4: Old Habits Die Hard (October 11, 1987)

Jessica arrives at a convent to visit an old college friend who is now a nun. As you’d expect, they soon discover that the convent’s unofficial record keeper has killed herself. At her friend’s request, Jessica promises to figure out how this death is connected to a young woman who sought refuge at the convent years ago, her dying father and the city’s mayor and his wife.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury?

Eileen Brennan (Marian Simpson): You know her as Captain Lewis in Private Benjamin and Mrs. Peacock in Clue. Perhaps you always know her for her uncredited turn in The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking.

Cindy Fisher (Nancy Bates): Best known as Rebecca Miller on The Waltons, but she scored her permanent genre pass by starring in the 1982 killer-computer exploitation classic The Hideous Sun Demon reimagining, Hideous Sun Demon: The Special Edition and the sci-fi horror flick The Outing (aka The Lamp).

Clu Gulager (Ray Carter): A literal god of genre cinema. When he wasn’t playing Burt in The Return of the Living Dead, he was getting his face split open in A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge, battling subterranean monsters in Tremors or starring in the absolute masterpiece of 80s neon-slasher sleaze, The Initiation.

Evelyn Keyes (Sister Emily): Golden Age royalty who played Suellen O’Hara in Gone with the Wind. But she cemented her place in our hearts decades later as Mrs. Gordon in Larry Cohen’s A Return to Salem’s Lot.

Mark Keyloun (Mike Phelps): Best known for playing physical roles in 80s dramas like Mike’s Murder and Sudden Impact. He also popped up in the cult favorite TV movie The Midnight Hour, which is basically the ultimate 80s Halloween party captured on film.

Ed Nelson (Mayor Albert Simpson): The ultimate B-movie workhorse. He was the lead in Roger Corman’s A Bucket of Blood, battled giant leeches in Attack of the Giant Leeches and popped up in The Brain Eaters. If a movie had rubber monsters or cheap corn syrup in the 1950s, Ed was usually there trying to shoot it.

Scott Paulin (Dr. Marshall): He was Deke Slayton in The Right Stuff, but comic book geeks know him as the villainous Red Skull in Albert Pyun’s wonderfully unhinged 1990 Captain America. He also brought the creepiness to the 80s psychological horror-thriller The Unholy.

Jane Powell (Rev. Mother Claire): A massive MGM musical star from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. She was mostly way above the movies we like, but she did step into the world of TV-terror for the mystery-horror movie The Letters.

Robert Prosky (Bishop Patrick Shea): An incredible character actor from Thief, Mrs. Doubtfire and Broadcast News. Horror freaks know him best as Will Darnell, the cranky garage owner who gets crushed to death by a possessed 1958 Plymouth Fury in John Carpenter’s Christine.

Audrey Totter (Sister Paul): A legendary film noir femme fatale from The Set-Up and High Wall. She spent her later years doing TV, but she did her time in the psychological thriller trenches with William Castle’s The Chunky and The Carpetbaggers.

Sherri Stoner (Sarah Martino): She was the literal physical animation model for Ariel in The Little Mermaid and Belle in Beauty and the Beast. But before she became Disney royalty, she was in Reform School Girls.

Wendy Brainard (Amy): A steady 80s TV face seen on Family Ties. Her major contribution to cult was playing one of the teenagers in The Midnight Hour.

Fay DeWitt (Sister Mary-Margaret): A comedy legend from the theater scene who later popped up on Mork & Mindy. She also lent her comedic timing to the weirdo 1970s sex comedy The Great Sex War.

Carol Swarbrick (Sister Margaret-Marie): A regular procedural guest star who showed up in The Jeffersons and Matlock.

M’el Dowd (Sister Margaret-Mary): A Broadway powerhouse who played Guenevere in Camelot. Genre fans know her as the classy but sinister presence in the psychological thriller The Wrong Man and the oddball 70s drama The Third Cry.

Hunter Mackenzie Austin (Sister Anne): Credited here as Caroline Gilshian. She mostly did high-octane 80s television guest spots, appearing in The A-Team and Riptide.

Len Felber (Garden Party Guest): Keep your eyes peeled for Len in the background. He is a legendary uncredited Hollywood background staple who has put on a tuxedo for everything from Die Hard to Ghostbusters.

Linda Harmon (Nun): An uncredited background sister who also popped up doing vocal work and background scenes across a dozen 80s sitcoms.

What happens?

Jessica takes a break from the mean streets of Cabot Cove to visit her old Kappa Delta sorority sister, Claire, who has traded college mixers for a habit, now serving as the Reverend Mother at the Immaculate Heart Convent. Where is this convent, you ask? Well, the script says Bergen Falls, Louisiana, which doesn’t exist. The character’s name-drop Shreveport, Blanchard and Grand Bayou, pinning it to the northwest corner of the state. But then the Mother Superior complains about having the scrawniest tomatoes east of the Mississippi, which means the writers completely forgot how geography works, or they accidentally set the episode in a tiny, swampy slice of southeastern Louisiana. Either way, it was actually filmed at the Ramona Convent Secondary School in Alhambra, California, which was tragically wrecked by the Whittier Narrows earthquake just ten days before this episode aired.

Naturally, because J.B.  is a walking harbinger of doom, she barely gets her bags unpacked before a young novice named Sarah (Sherri Stoner, the actual physical model for Disney’s Ariel!) finds elderly Sister Emily dead in her room. Novice Sarah didn’t just get the calling. She’s hiding from a pathologically obsessed ex-boyfriend who stalks the perimeter daily and even stole her Celtic cross.

She’s safe, or as safe as someone on Murder She Wrote can be. The convent locks down tighter than a maximum-security prison from 6:00 PM until morning. No one could get in. Or could they? Jessica spots the psycho boyfriend wearing Sarah’s stolen cross and realizes there’s a secret, unmapped entrance into the cloister. Jessica and the local Bishop walk in on Dr. Marshall aggressively tossing Sister Emily’s filing cabinet. Turns out he’s not a ghoul; he just knew her raised pill dosage couldn’t have killed her and was looking for the bottle to prove it wasn’t a suicide.

The twist? Enter the local political machine. Mayor Albert Simpson and his high-speed, mile-a-minute-talking wife, Marian, get involved. She seems more invested in her husband’s career than he is. But the second a sleazy private eye starts snooping around, asking about a mysterious girl named Linda Stone, Marian completely shuts up. It turns out Linda Stone had a son she claimed was fathered by a soldier killed in Vietnam. Well, that kid was actually the product of a secret affair with the mayor 15 years ago. Sister Emily knew the truth and knew where the mother was hiding. If that gets out, Simpson’s political future is headed for the garbage disposal.

Who did it?

When the cops try to write it off as a tragic suicide, Jessica knows that the water pitcher in Sister Emily’s room was completely full. If the poor nun had swallowed a fatal dose of Metholityl (side effects include sudden-onset 80s hair expansion, fictional organ failure, swelling of the perenium, wimple lust, knee pain, throat pain and pain), she would have needed a glass of water to wash it down. Sister Emily didn’t drink a thing. She was held down and given a lethal injection.

The killer? Marian Simpson murdered to keep her husband’s skeleton in the closet. She slipped into the convent, injected the ailing nun, stole a photo of the illegitimate child’s mother to destroy the evidence and then stole an extra nun’s habit to disguise herself and sneak back out through the locked gates.

Who made it?

Welcome back, director John Llewellyn Moxey. This episode was written by Chris Manheim, who worked on Xena: Warrior Princess.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid? Does she get some?

No. If this episode were a few seasons later, she’d be in the habit.

Was it any good?

Yes, even if, in the end, we have no idea what happened to anyone else.

Any trivia?

Eileen Brennan and Clu Gulager were in The Last Picture Show together.

Give me a reasonable quote:

Jessica Fletcher: Bishop Shea, we couldn’t have done it without your blessing.

Bishop Patrick Shea: Well, yes, that, that’s true, isn’t it? Oh. There’s one more thing that you can do for me before you go.

Jessica Fletcher: Oh, what’s that?

Bishop Patrick Shea: Try to impress on your dear old friend here the obligation of obedience. She is a troublemaker, you know.

Jessica Fletcher: I’m afraid that is your problem. And a delightful one you’re going to have to deal with for a long, long time.

What’s next?

A business tyrant’s sudden death puts Jessica on the trail of several of his suspicious company executives. Richard Jaekel! Joanne Pettet! Nancy Dussault!

MGM/ALLIANCE ENTERTAINMENT 4K UHD RELEASE: Crime 101 (2026)

We’ve all seen the heist movie formula. You’ve got the methodical thief, the grizzled cop who doesn’t play by the rules and a labyrinth of L.A. freeways that might as well be a character themselves. Usually, these things play out exactly how you expect. But Crime 101? It feels like director Bart Layton (the guy who gave us The Imposter) decided to take Don Winslow’s novella and inject it with enough adrenaline to make the 405 look like a parking lot.

Is it a masterpiece? Probably not. Did it bomb at the box office, much to the confusion of anyone who likes seeing stars like Hemsworth and Ruffalo share a screen? Absolutely. But really, who cares about the opening weekend receipts other than the fatcats counting up the numbers? Movie lovers care about the grit, the sweat and the sheer audacity of a film that tries to be a classic crime thriller in a world that’s moved on to superheroes and sequels.

Chris Hemsworth plays Mike (or James, if we’re being formal), your classic one last job guy who lives by a code: no guns, no blood, no mess. Naturally, that all goes to hell the second he gets grazed by a bullet. He’s the professional to Ruffalo’s Lou Lubesnick, a detective who is essentially the human embodiment of a stale coffee cup and a bad divorce.

And then there’s Barry Keoghan as Ormon. Keoghan has been making a play for being the reigning king of playing absolute sociopathic weirdos. Here, he’s a biker who brings the kind of unpredictable, unhinged violence that turns a clean heist into a bloody mess. He’s the wrench in the gears, and frankly, he steals every scene he’s in.

The film’s strength is in its pacing. Layton keeps the wheels turning, weaving together the heist mechanics with the desperate lives of the people involved. Halle Berry’s Sharon is the brains of an insurance broker who’s sick of being overlooked. Watching her try to navigate the moral ambiguity of working with a criminal is a highlight.

Where it gets sticky—and maybe why the general public stayed away—is the tone. It’s not quite a high-octane actioner, and it’s not quite a gritty noir. It sits in that strange middle-ground space that fans of 70s crime cinema will love, but might leave the average popcorn-muncher scratching their head.

But for those same film fans, the legendary Nick Nolte pops up as the fence. Seeing him chewing the scenery in a supporting role is the kind of treat that makes a movie worth watching all by itself. And it’s always a joy to see Jennifer Jason Leigh in a film.

Crime 101 is a slick, stylish and ultimately melancholy look at guys who spend their lives trying to outrun their pasts on the concrete arteries of Southern California. It’s got a 1968 Camaro, a tense standoff at the Beverly Wilshire, and enough double-crosses to keep you guessing until the final frame.

Did it lose $17 million? Sure. But sometimes the biggest box office flops are the ones that deserve a second life on late-night cable or a dusty shelf in your collection. 

You can get this from Deep Discount.

RADIANCE BLU-RAY RELEASE: Splendid Outing (1978)

Gong Do-hee (Yoon Jeong-hee) is at the top of the food chain as a successful corporate tycoon living the high life. But she’s haunted. After a vivid, chilling dream about her deceased twin sister, she decides to ditch the boardroom and take a drive to the coast, looking for a little peace.

Instead, she finds a nightmare. She gets snatched and ends up stranded on a remote island, held captive by a gruff, isolated fisherman who has a delusional, unwavering conviction that she is his runaway wife. It’s a terrifying reversal of fortune: one day you’re calling the shots in the city, the next you’re a prisoner in a shack, forced to inhabit a life that isn’t yours.

This is modernist Korean cinema at its most daring. It’s shot through the lens of the 1970s—a dark, oppressive era for the country—and you can feel that tension in every frame. Kim Soo-yong uses the island’s isolation to turn the screws on the audience. It’s claustrophobic, surreal and deeply unsettling.

What makes this special is the subtext. Back in the day, the censors were watching everything, but Kim managed to weave a powerful, biting message about political oppression and the loss of individual identity right into the narrative. It’s the kind of high-stakes, everything-is-being-taken-from-me cinema that hits harder when you realize what the director was up against.

The fisherman’s delusion isn’t just a plot point; it’s a terrifying exploration of how easily a person can be erased. When someone tells you who you are long enough, do you start to believe it? Knowing the history of 1970s Korea adds a layer of dread to the film. 

Splendid Outing is a haunting piece of work that proves the most effective horror isn’t always supernatural—sometimes, it’s just the sudden, brutal removal of your autonomy.

The Radiance Films release of this film has a new 4K restoration by Radiance Films, audio commentary by Ariel Schudson, interviews with Lee Chang-dong and assistant director Chung Ji-young, and a visual essay by Pierce Conran. It comes in a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Time Tomorrow with a limited edition booklet featuring new writing by Chung Chong-hwa and Pierce Conran and archival writing by Director Kim Soo-yong, It’s a limited edition of 2500 copies, presented in full-height Scanavo packaging with removable OBI strip leaving packaging free of certificates and markings. You can get it from MVD.

RADIANCE FILMS: The Betrayal (1966)

Raizo Ichikawa, a name that should be etched into the brain of every genre fan for his work in the Shinobi series, plays an honorable samurai who makes the ultimate sacrifice. When a murder goes down, he steps up to take the rap, protecting his clan with the promise of a quiet exile and a triumphant return in a year.

Spoiler alert: Honor is a lie. When the year is up, the promise is broken and our hero finds himself a marked man hunted by the very people he bled for. Stripped of his home and disillusioned by the rigid, hypocritical bushido code, he faces the only two options left to a man betrayed: die as a scapegoat or burn the whole system to the ground with his sword.

Ichikawa brings a weary, soulful intensity to the role that elevates it beyond your typical action hero fare. You feel every ounce of his disillusionment in his eyes before he even draws his blade.

Director Tokuzo Tanaka, who cut his teeth assisting the legendary Akira Kurosawa, brings a stark, biting precision to this one. Filmed in stunning black-and-white ‘scope, the movie looks like a high-contrast charcoal sketch of a nightmare. It sits comfortably in the same dark, cynical orbit as giants like Harakiri and Sword of Doom. It’s cold, it’s cruel and it’s visually magnificent.

This isn’t about heroes winning the day; it’s about the crushing weight of institutional betrayal and the singular, terrifying focus of a man with nothing left to lose.

This Radiance Blu-ray has a high-definition digital transfer by Kadokawa, select-scene audio commentary by Japanese film historian Tom Mes, a visual essay by film critic Philip Kemp, comparing The Betrayal with the original Orochi the Serpent and a visual essay on director Tokuzo Tanaka by Tom Mes. You can get it from MVD.

RADIANCE BLU-RAY RELEASE: Through and Through (1973)

Grzegorz Królikiewicz’s Through and Through (or Na wylot, if you want to be authentic) makes your standard crime thriller look like a Saturday morning cartoon. We’re in 1930s Kraków, and the world is gray, hungry and cruel. Jan (Franciszek Trzeciak) is an architect who can’t catch a break, and Maria (Anna Nieborowska) is his partner in this bleak, suffocating dance. They are the definition of the forgotten—poverty-stricken, constantly humiliated by a society that has no room for them and pushed to the absolute edge.

When you’re pushed that far, the line between moral and necessaryjust evaporates. Desperation takes the wheel, and they commit a crime that’s less about malice and more about a cry for existence. But don’t go in expecting a straightforward police procedural; this is a descent, plain and simple.

Królikiewicz doesn’t shoot scenes like a normal director; he fragments them. He uses claustrophobic, intense close-ups that feel like they’re invading your personal space, and the sound design is pure, unnerving dissonance. It sounds like a headache, but it’s actually a masterpiece of tension.

When this hit Cannes back in the day, people were throwing around names like Dostoevsky. It’s a deep dive into the psychology of the downtrodden, stripped of all glamour and served cold.

Through and Through is a heavy, challenging, and essential piece of Polish cinema that refuses to be ignored. It’s not a fun Friday night flick—it’s an experience. If you’re into films that challenge your perception of how a story can be told or if you just want to see how high-art misery can be transformed into pure, uncompromising cinema, get your hands on this.

The Radiance Blu-Ray release has a new 2K restoration supervised by cinematographer Bogdan Dziworski, a new interview with critic Michał Oleszczyk and three short films by Królikiewicz. It comes in a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Time Tomorrow, with a limited-edition booklet featuring new writing by critic Ela Bittencourt. As always with Radiance, this limited edition of 3000 copies is presented in full-height Scanavo packaging with a removable OBI strip, leaving the packaging free of certificates and markings. You can order it from MVD.

RUBY MAX ENTERTAINMENT/MVD BLU-RAY RELEASE: Badland (2007)

Badland drops us right into the wreckage of Jerry Rice’s life. He’s a guy who made it out of Fallujah only to find himself trapped in a different kind of war back home. Between a soul-crushing job at a gas station and a marriage that’s hitting the rocks, it doesn’t take much for the pressure to blow. Following a false accusation that acts as the final spark, Jerry snaps, leaving his old life in literal ruins and taking his young daughter, Celina, on the lam.

They’re ghosts in the machine, drifting through the desolate American heartland, living in squats and motels while the news brands Jerry a monster. Celina, who has a chillingly innocent way of chatting with God like He’s a buddy sitting at the breakfast table, renames herself Rose and tries to find a normal life in the fading town of Fineman. But you can’t outrun the past. When they cross paths with Max, a local sheriff who’s also a veteran, the walls start closing in. It’s a collision course between two men who understand the same darkness.

Badland feels like the cinematic equivalent of a bruised rib. It’s bleak, it’s quiet, and it captures that specific, suffocating feeling of being an outsider in your own country. It eschews the typical action-hero-on-the-run tropes for something much more uncomfortable: a character study of a man who has lost his compass. The cinematography emphasizes the decay of small-town America, making every abandoned farmhouse and lonely highway feel like a tomb.

The way Celina/Rose handles the trauma, almost filtering it through her conversations with the Divine, adds a haunting, ethereal layer to what would otherwise be a straightforward crime thriller. It’s deeply unsettling to hear a child talk about such heavy topics with a terrifying, calm clarity.

This isn’t a popcorn movie. It’s a slow-burning tragedy about the cycles of violence we bring back from the desert and the impossible choices we make when we think we’re protecting the people we love. It’s a rough ride, but it stays with you long after the credits roll.

The Ruby Max Entertainment/MVD release includes extras such as a commentary by director Francesco Lucente and cinematographer Carlo Varini, interviews with Jamie Draven and Joe Morton, an electronic press kit, makeup VFX, a music press kit, auditions, deleted scenes and the soundtrack on CD. You can get it from MVD.

CLEOPATRA ENTERTAINMENT DVD RELEASE: The Goat (2024)

Hadiya is twelve years old, living in an Egyptian village where the elders’ traditions are absolute and cold. When she’s promised to one of these men, she realizes that the only way to save herself and her village is to flee.

The stage is set: she has to cross the unforgiving desert to find her father and bring justice to the community. But there’s a massive problem: a Western corporation is looming over the village like a vulture, trying to bleed their water supply dry. She isn’t alone, though. Her only companion is her family goat, Sparrow. But out in the heat, reality starts to warp. The goat begins to speak to her—with the voice of her mother who passed away—becoming the only guide she has in a landscape that wants her dead.

This isn’t your standard survival flick. With Oscar-winner Mira Sorvino and John Savage bringing some serious acting muscle, the film grounds its more surreal elements in hard-nosed drama. It’s a road movie where the road is nothing but sand, shifting horizons and the encroaching madness of thirst.

Whether it’s reality or just a hallucination brought on by the sun, Hadiya’s journey is one for the books.

You can get this from MVD.

JUNESPLOITATION: 12 to Midnight (2024)

Day 7. Free Space!

If you’ve spent any time reading this site, you know the deal. We love a good DTV oddity, and few things are as delightfully “what-the-hell-is-this” as the career of Robert Bronzi. You know him—the Hungarian actor who looks so much like Charles Bronson it’s practically a superpower.

Usually, when you see a title like 12 to Midnight, you’re expecting a gritty, street-level vigilante flick, a direct nod to the Cannon Films era. And for a hot second, you get it. Detective Toth (Bronzi) starts in a convenience store, taking out scum like he’s Manny Cobretti. He’s drowning his sorrows after his wife meets a grizzly end and has lost his badge. But he’s soon back on the beat when a new string of murders starts, and the killer isn’t just a psycho with a knife. He’s got hair, claws, and a serious issue with the lunar cycle.

Yes, the movie decides it’s tired of just being Death Wish and pivots hard into a werewolf movie.

This flick also features UFC legend Tito Ortiz filling a niche here that feels like it was designed for a discount Vin Diesel. But the film really succeeds thanks to its atmospheric vibe, heavily bolstered by the filming locations in Centralia, PA—which is, for all intents and purposes, the real-life Silent Hill.

Is the werewolf costume a bit silly? Sure. Are the practical effects a mixed bag? Always. But that’s the charm of this movie, which finally answers the question I’ve asked a hundred times: What would happen if Charles Bronson got to shoot a werewolf?

This film continues the meta-narrative of the Bronzi Cinematic Universe, where Robert Bronzi essentially recreates the tropes of classic 70s and 80s action cinema through a low-budget, modern horror lens. I want to say, “Thank you, Bronzi.” You already showed us what would happen if Bronson fought Pazuzu in Exorcist Vengeance and a slasher in Cry Havoc. I can only hope we get to see what happens when Bronzi asks aliens, vampires and super villains if they want to meet Jesus.

You can watch this on Tubi.

MORE DIA WEIRDNESS SATURDAY AT 8!

This Saturday, watch the show on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube channels at 8 PM EDT.

Want to know what we’ve shown before? Check out this list.

Have a request? Make it here.

Want to see one of the drink recipes from a past show? We have you covered.

Our first movie is Aroused, which you can watch on YouTube.

Here’s the drink!

Worked Up

  • .25 oz. Amaretto
  • .5 oz. Chambord
  • .25 oz. Southern Comfort
  • .25 Triple Sec
  • .25 oz. Vodka
  • Splash of orange juice
  • Splash of cranberry juice
  1. Pour everything into a big glass except juice and stir.
  2. Top with juice and drink up.

Our second movie is The Ghosts of Hanley House which is on Tubi.

Here’s the second drink.

Midnight Hanley

  • 2 oz. Peach schnapps
  • 5 oz. unsweetened iced tea
  • Splash of soda water
  1. Pour peach and tea into an ice filled glass.
  2. Top with a splash of club soda to ghost it up.

See you soon!