This movie centers on a search party looking for a white goddess named Jane (Elisabeth Knowles), who went missing in the deep, dark jungles of Africa. Leading the expedition is Private Detective Hamilton Hornee (“the e’s are silent”; Buddy Pantsari)) who has been hired by the Bank of Wabash to find the lost child of explorers who were slain in Africa by natives 15 years earlier. If the child is alive, she will be 21 and inherit her father’s multi-million-dollar estate.
Hornee leads the expedition to find her, accompanied by his assistant, Jane (Julie Conners, Night of the Witches and the movie that made Lash La Rue undergo a decade of penance, Hard On the Trail). Along for the search are the cousins of the lost girl, Max and Dorris Matthews (John Alderman, who shows up in adult, 80s TV like Dynasty and The Fall Guy, as well as movies like Superstition, Malibu Express and Luanne Roberts, Prison Girls), who want to inherit the money for themselves. There’s also a zoologist looking for a legendary white gorilla named Stanley Livingston (Fletcher Davies). He has no idea that the ape is really a German war criminal hiding out. There’s also gossip columnist Tender Lee (Elizabeth Knowles, using the name Lisa Grant; she was also in Wild Riders, The Dark Side of Tomorrow and Beyond the Green Door).
Hornee hires Kenya Adler (Brainerd Duffield, who wrote The Treasure of Lost Canyon) as their guide. However, Kenya has crawled into a bottle and ends up leading them into the Meshpoka tribe, who instead of eating them end up being led by the lost girl, now known as Algona (Deek Sills; before exploitation czar David F. Friedman found her, she was Deborah Stills and living a double-life: working as a hostess at the classy Hyatt Regency by day and slinging tickets as a cashier at an adult theater by night. Friedman, always a man with an eye for talent and a tight grip on his wallet, peeled off a cool $1,000 bill to cast this gorgeous, lean blonde as Algona, the sweet, innocent, and utterly luscious white jungle goddess. She did the work, she looked fantastic doing it, and she even showed up to hit the premiere circuit in glamorous spots like Columbus, Georgia and Cleveland, Ohio. And then? Poof. She took her one perfect credit, married a guy in the record business and walked away.
What follows is an episodic, psychedelic march through the brush that shifts gears from broad, Borscht Belt-style gags to softcore highjinks without a single care for traditional narrative pacing. It’s the kind of film where the jokes land with a thud, but the sheer, relentless energy keeps you staring at the screen. You have to marvel at how a movie this proudly silly managed to get a full theatrical release back when the grindhouses and drive-ins were hungry for anything with a bit of exploitation edge.
Directed by Tsanusdi (Jonathan Lucas, who also has credits for choreogroahy on an episode of The Ghost & Mrs. Muir and directing credits for an adult film, Urban Cowgirls, a pilot for a Dean Martin-hosted series, The Powder Room and A Family Things, a special about pop group The Cowsills) and written and produced by Friedman, this was so popular that it was recut from an X to an R so that couples could see it. And at the First Annual Erotica Awards in 1977, Trader Hornee received a retroactive Award of Merit from the Adult Film Association of America and the award for the Best Adult Film 1966-1970.
Don’t think of this as you would in the adult post-VHS era. Friedman spent money on it, and cinematographer Paul Hipp (who would go on to work on Sunn Classics movies like The President Must Die and The Boogens, as well as classic exploitation fare like Devil Times Five and Grave of the Vampire) makes the Hollywood Hills look like a lush jungle vista. It helps that there are some real animals in this!
We may no longer realize that this is an adult remake of 1931’s Trader Horn, which in turn was remade three years later. The X version has more BDSM; this has the least sex of any Friedman movie, but so much nudity you won’t miss it. Truly, this is what joyous filmmaking looks like.
You can watch this on Cultpix.



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