Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: CFF SALUTES YOUR SHORTS: FUNSIZE EPICS VOL. 1

That Damned Thing (2026): This short by Christopher Lewis is exactly the kind of grim discovery that’ll keep you up. It’s a lean, mean creature-feature procedural that doesn’t bother with grand explanations, focusing instead on the cold, hard reality of an autopsy gone wrong. Set in a coroner’s inquest, what begins as a routine examination of an inexplicable death quickly spirals into a full-blown crisis. As the facts fail to align and the physical evidence starts pointing to something that defies traditional biology, the morgue feels like it becomes a haunted house. Plus, Lewis plays a smart game with the monster here. He knows the most terrifying beasts are the ones that stay just out of focus for as long as possible.

Hatchlings (2025): Directed by Jahmil Eady, Hatchlings stars a resentful, bored teenager stuck babysitting her half-brother, a kid whose obsession with turtles is bordering on the spectrum. But instead of just a quiet afternoon in the living room, Eady kicks the door open into a vivid, hallucinatory fantasy world. As the brother dives headfirst into his own imagination, he becomes a sea turtle navigating the depths, while his sister is involuntarily cast as a slow-moving tortoise. Somehow, this all forces them to confront their sibling baggage in the most unexpected way possible.

Eternal (2026): Joshua Jeffrey Miller’s Eternal isn’t looking for cheap jump scares; it’s looking for the bottom of a bottle, the end of a rope, and the haunting reality of what happens when a man decides he’s done with the land of the living. We follow a man absolutely hollowed out by grief. He’s not looking for closure. Instead, he’s looking for an exit strategy. In his desperate state, he begins to actively hunt for death, not as a tragedy, but as a bridge. It’s a way to cross over and catch one final glimpse of the loved one he’s lost. This one gets dark.

Pyre (2026): Dylan Miller’s Pyre manages to trade cheap jump scares for the slow-drip dread of a tightening noose. Set in a desolate 17th-century village where the mud is as thick as the religious hysteria, the film is a masterclass in claustrophobic intensity. The story centers on Elspeth, a widowed mother struggling to maintain a quiet existence in a community already on the brink of collapse. Her life is upended when a charismatic, traveling inquisitor arrives. He isn’t the lumbering brute one might expect. Instead, he is polished, soft-spoken and terrifyingly calculated. Under the guise of cleansing the village of unnatural influence, he zeroes in on Elspeth. The film pivots from a period drama into a psychological crucible, pun intended, when the inquisitor presents her with an ultimatum: confess to a crime she didn’t commit to spare her daughter’s life or maintain her innocence and watch the flames consume everything she loves. It is a grim, unrelenting look at how faith can be weaponized for absolute control. A dark story told well.

Ride Pending (2026): Directed by Sam Tiwanak, this has Sara (Elena Vance) making the mistake of pushing her luck on a remote mountain hike. Stranded as the sun starts to dip below the horizon, she fires up an app and summons a ride. Enter Henry. He’s prompt, he’s polite, and he’s driving a car that looks a little too clean for these dirt roads. At first, it’s just awkward small talk. Then, it’s a missed turn. Then, it’s the realization that Henry isn’t following the GPS. As the miles tick away and the interior of the car starts to feel less like a taxi and more like a prison, Sara has to play the ultimate game of cat and mouse. It’s a claustrophobic nightmare that plays out in real-time, focusing on the agonizing transition from uncomfortable passenger to fighting for your life.

The Arcade Attendants (2026): Directed by Corbin W.M. Peek, this is set in the waning days of the arcade golden age and follows a group of underpaid, perpetually bored teenagers running a massive game room. It’s all apathy, cheap pizza and trying to avoid the manager until an ancient, unlabeled cabinet arrives in the back office. Once a few high-score seekers start messing with it, the boundaries between the pixelated world and the strip mall reality start to buckle. Suddenly, the jump scares aren’t just happening in the games. They’re bleeding into the prize counter. I really loved all the supers in this and how much it brings in video game content.

Crossfaded: Thesis Film (2026): Jeffrey Rucker’s Crossfaded is for anyone who’s survived a house party. Jax is a dealer who views the world through a haze of smoke. Brian is a social drinker who just wants to be loved. When they find themselves accidentally locked in the basement, they’re forced to connect with one another. What starts as a standard stoner comedy rapidly devolves into a surrealist chamber piece. As the crossfaded state of the title sets in, the basement starts to feel less like a room and more like a purgatory. The walls seem to close in, the frat-house music upstairs turns into a throb, and these two strangers realize that in a world this superficial, they might be the only two real people left.

Mystic Stylez (2025): Lil’ K, a rapper whose career is currently flatlined at the bottom of the Memphis underground. Tired of playing to empty bars, he turns to an occult ritual to manifest fame and fortune. The payoff is instant. His beats get tighter, the crowds get bigger,and the tracks start climbing the charts. But the price of admission is soul-deep. As Lil’ K’s reality begins to fray, he realizes the sinister forces he invited in aren’t just looking for a feature on his next track. It’s a classic Faustian bargain, but with a trunk-rattling bass line and enough Southern-gothic atmosphere to fill a graveyard. Director Giovanni D. Fleming commissioned local Memphis producers to create original tracks for the film. The music isn’t just background noise. It’s practically a character in the film, with the cursed beats actually changing tempo and pitch as the protagonist’s sanity slips away.

Private I (2024): Directed by Evan Patrick Adam, this film follows a basement-dwelling bellboy (Leo Vance) who spends his nights not just hauling luggage, but cataloging the lives of guests through the lens of a high-end digital camera. He’s the ultimate invisible man, convinced he’s the smartest guy in the hotel until he catches sight of a mysterious, porcelain-faced woman (Sarah Jenkins) checking into the penthouse. His obsession with her leads him down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, hidden identities and shallow graves. But as the investigation deepens, the line between his digital archives and his own reality starts to dissolve. He realizes that the footage he’s been collecting has made him a person of interest in a game he doesn’t fully understand, forcing him to turn the camera on himself.

Knifeman (2025): Horatio Hunt is an IRS agent. He’s a man whose life is defined by audits, spreadsheets and the crushing weight of small-town corruption. He’s the definition of mild-mannered, the guy you’d never notice in a crowded room. But when a shadow organization begins tearing his city apart and the legal system proves too slow to stop them, Horatio stops crunching numbers and starts crunching skulls. Trading his calculator for a collection of high-carbon steel blades, he becomes the city’s most surgical predator. It’sFalling Down meets a slasher flick, where the protagonist is just as terrifying as the villains he’s hunting while also looking vaguely sentai.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

B & S About Movies podcast Episode 143: Wrestling

Let’s get into I Like to Hurt People and Grunt! The Wrestling Movie. They may not be great films, but they contain some of the only footage of this era of pro wrestling that remains.

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Sizzlin’ Summer of Subterranean Psychotronica 2026: Drive Angry (2011)

Week 1 (June 21 – 27) – Welcome to HELL The summer’s here, so get ready to broil! I have a real soft spot for Nicholas Cage. Sure, he’s been in some shit movies, but he’s our generation’s John Carradine, taking role after role because he’s a working actor. Who else could give us the magic of “No, not the bees?” Directed by Patrick Lussier, who edited all of Wes Craven’s later films and directed the remake of My Bloody Valentine, this film was originally shot to take full advantage of 3D. It’s as close to a grindhouse film as you’re going to get when you’re spending $29 million to make a film. John Milton (Cage) died ten years ago and went to Hell, but he’s broken out and stolen Satan’s gun, The Godkiller, to come back and get revenge against Jonah King (Billy Burke, Lights Out and The Twilight Saga), a cult leader who killed Milton’s daughter and plans on killing his granddaughter to bring Hell to Earth. On his way to the abandoned Stillwater prison to kill the evil cultist, he runs across Piper (Amber Heard, Johnny Depp’s nemesis, Mera in the upcoming Justice League, the remake of The StepfatherMachete Kills), a waitress with bad luck in boyfriends. Directly after telling Milton her boyfriend is a good guy, she catches him in bed with a real estate agent. She kicks the woman’s naked ass literally to the curb and attacks her boyfriend, who assaults her. Milton saves her, and they make their escape by stealing his 1969 Dodge Charger R/T 440. That’s when we meet Satan’s agent, The Accountant (William Fichtner, as close as we’re going to get to a character actor in this day and age). His mission? Get Milton and The Godkiller back to Hell. He carries an obolus, the coin the Greeks would place over a dead man’s eyes as payment to Charon, the ferryman of the dead. He can use the coin as a badge or as a weapon. He kills Piper’s boyfriend and takes two cops with him to hunt down Milton. After a night of drinking, both Milton and Piper are hooking up (not with one another, but with folks they met at the bar) when King and his men attack. Milton doesn’t even stop fucking the blonde he’s with, shooting and killing numerous men before he gets hit with a taser, which ends up giving her an orgasm — I’ve never seen that in a movie before! Just then, The Accountant and the cops attack and Piper has to kill one of them to save Milton. On the run, they use The Godkiller to nearly take out the Accountant before they’re ambushed at King’s church. Milton is shot through the eye (Cage loved this idea, and it may be why he decided to do the movie), and the church kidnaps Piper. Milton recovers because, well, he’s already dead and saves her before their car is shot up. Milton comes clean with Piper, telling her that he died ten years ago to protect his family and best friend, Webster. In Hell, he watched his daughter die and decided to escape to save his granddaughter. It’s hinted here and in other scenes that Satan actually hates those who worship him, as he’s a quiet man who simply acts as the warden for evil souls. Milton’s stolen Godkiller doesn’t just kill people — it wipes their souls out of existence, the fate that he wants to deliver to King. Piper agrees to follow Milton to the bitter end, and they head to Stillwater. The Accountant decides to help them, destroying a roadblock set up by Sheriff Cap (Tom Atkins, Pittsburgh’s greatest and star of Halloween 3: Season of the WitchThe Fog and Night of the Creeps). Of course, good wins out, but not before we get to see The Godkiller decimate King, whose skull is used to drink beer. Yep — finally someone has followed through on their promise to drink from someone’s skull. The Accountant tells Milton that this is the most fun he’s ever had and that if Milton ever escapes again — which he promises that he will — he’ll have to hunt him down. They go back to Hell in a 1957 Chevy Bel Air. Drive Angry isn’t a work of art. That said — it’s a hell of a lot of fun. There’s plenty of gore, lots of good gunplay and fun dialogue. Plus, plenty of Cage being Cage. You can’t ask for more than that. It’s

JUNESPLOITATION: Superhero Movie (2008)

DAY 26: Heroes & Villains!

Rick Riker (Drake Bell from Drake & Josh) is an unpopular, unlucky student living with his Uncle Ben…I mean, Uncle Albert (Leslie Nielsen) and Aunt Lucille (Marion Ross). His only saving grace is his best friend, Trey (Kevin Hart, before he was famous). Naturally, Rick pines for Jill Johnson (Sara Paxton), who is currently dating bully Lance Landers (Ryan Hansen). During a school field trip to an animal research lab run by the terminally ill Lou Landers (Christopher McDonald, always Shooter McGavin), Rick gets drenched in animal-attraction liquid. A radioactive, chemically enhanced dragonfly bites him, and suddenly he begins to gain powers he doesn’t want and can’t control.

Meanwhile, Landers is testing a machine to cure his terminal illness. It works, but it turns him into a life-force-draining psychopath who adopts the mantle of Hourglass. After Rick accidentally lets a bank robber escape—leading to his Uncle Albert getting shot—Rick gets a visit from Professor Xavier, who is Tracy Morgan, and you know, that’s all I needed from this movie. I laughed immediately, and when someone claimed they had his love child, a bald baby doll in a suit, I also laughed because I have decidedly poor taste.

The Dragonfly fights crime, fails to stop Hourglass at a warehouse, saves Jill from muggers and suffers the tragic loss of the flatulent Aunt Lucille. After some angst-filled hero retirement, Rick eventually heads to an awards ceremony to stop Hourglass from killing everyone.

Sure, he destroys the machine, grows wings and saves Jill, but gets rammed by a helicopter.

Just look at this cast: Pamela Anderson as The Invisible Girl, Regina Hall as Mrs. Xavier, Robert Joy as Stephen Hawking, Robert Hays as Rick’s dad Blaine and Nicole Sullivan as his mother, Simon Rex as the Human Torch,  Marisa Lauren as Storm, Richard Tillman as Wolverine, Howard Mungo as Nelson Mandela, Aki Aleong as the Dalai Lama, Sean Simms as Barry Bonds, Miles Fisher as Tom Cruise, Brent Spiner as Dr. Strom, Jeffrey Tambor as Dr. Whitby, Dan Castellaneta as Carlson, Keith David as Karlin, Charlene Tilton as Mrs. Johnson, Kurt Fuller as Mr. Thompson and Lil’ Kim as Xavier’s daughter, this movie keeps springing somewhat big stars and punchlines that were current as of 2008. But man, that Tom Cruise impression goes hard. Fisher and VFX wizard Chris Ume would go on to create Deepfake videos of Fisher as the actor.

This movie is filled with stupidity, but also some deep cut comic book nerd moments, like Michael Papajohn, who plays the mugger who kills Rick Riker’s parents. He also played Dennis “Spike” Carradine, the robber who gunned down and carjacked Uncle Ben in Spider-Man.

The moment that made me laugh the most is when Rick hears voices telling him to be a hero, and then we hear Leslie Nielsen in an echo chamber saying, “There are mood swings, fluid retention, and once a month you’ll bleed from your vagina.” I am a fool who laughs at the dumbest of the dumb things in the worst and dumbest movies, and I will not change.

Somehow, director Craig Mazin went on to direct episodes of Chornobyl and The Last of Us, two of the most depressing cable series ever. He also wrote The Sheep Detectives.

You can watch this on Tubi.

ARROW VIDEO BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!

If you grew up hanging around the martial arts section of your local mom-and-pop video store, you know the absolute frustration of trying to explain Jackie Chan to your friends back in the day. You’d pop in a bootleg, multi-generation VHS copy of Police Story or Project A that you bought at a comic convention, point at the screen while Jackie dropped three stories through a series of fabric awnings, and scream, “Look! He actually did that! No wires! No stunt double! He almost died!”

And your friends, raised on a steady diet of Arnold and Sly blowing up miniature sets, just didn’t get it.

We all knew Jackie was the biggest star in the world everywhere else, but the West just wasn’t catching on. Hollywood tried to force him into the standard American action mold with The Big Brawl and The Protector, but they didn’t understand that you don’t restrict Jackie Chan. You just turn on the camera, get out of the way, and pray his insurance policy is paid up.

Then came the mid-90s. The planets aligned, New Line Cinema got wise and Jackie finally cracked the West by doing exactly what he always did: breaking every single bone in his body for our entertainment.

Now, Arrow Video has assembled the ultimate tribute to the exact moment Jackie became a household name across the globe.

  • Drunken Master II (1994): Let’s be real—this is one of the greatest martial arts films ever committed to celluloid. Teaming up with Shaw Brothers legend Lau Kar-leung, Jackie slips back into the role of Wong Fei-hung. The final factory fight against Ken Lo is seven minutes of blistering, physics-defying, jaw-dropping madness. Whether you call it Drunken Master II or The Legend of Drunken Master, this is a certified masterpiece.
  • Rumble In the Brox (1995): The big one. The breakthrough. Jackie comes to “New York” (which looks suspiciously like Vancouver, complete with mountains in the background) to fight a bunch of cartoonish street punks who look like they stepped out of a Sega Genesis beat-’em-up game. Between the hovercraft chase, the woodchipper, and Jackie jumping onto a fire escape with a broken ankle, this is pure 90s joy.
  • Thunderbolt (1995): This one features high-speed sports car racing, kidnapping and Gordon Chan directing some absolutely frenetic garage fights. It’s an odd duck in his filmography, but it hits like a freight train.
  • Police Story 4: First Strike (1996): Jackie takes the Police Story franchise international and turns into James Bond. He fights guys in the freezing snow, deals with a stolen nuclear warhead and delivers the single greatest use of a yellow folding ladder in cinematic history.
  • Mr. Nice Guy (1997): Directed by the legendary Sammo Hung! Jackie plays a TV chef in Melbourne, Australia, who gets caught between rival mobs. Come for the cooking show antics, stay for the giant construction vehicle completely demolishing a mansion. It’s loud, it’s silly and the choreography is incredibly great.
  • Who Am I? (1998): Jackie gets amnesia in South Africa, asks the sky “Who am I?!”, hangs out with some local tribes and then slides down the slanted glass side of the Willemswerf building in Rotterdam without a safety net. The rooftop fight at the end is a masterclass in rhythm and timing.

Arrow is treating this era with the Criterion-level prestige it deserves. We are talking a massive 10-Disc 4K UHD Limited Edition set. You aren’t just getting the butchered, re-scored, heavily edited American theatrical cuts (though those are here for nostalgia’s sake!). You are getting the original uncut Hong Kong cuts, international versions and alternate dubs, all lovingly restored from the original negatives in glorious Dolby Vision.

All in gorgeous new packaging by Tom Ralston, plus a 160-page perfect bound book featuring archival interviews and heavy-hitting film writing from the likes of Craig D. Reid and Thorsten Boose. You also get lobby cards and a reversible poster.

If you love audio commentaries, Frank Djeng and F.J. DeSanto are here to school you on the history of these productions. There are brand-new multi-part retrospective featurettes (Breakout! Parts 1-6) that dive deep into how this crossover happened, plus incredible new interviews with stunt team legends like Mars and Kathy Hubble.

Before Rush Hour turned him into a buddy-cop Hollywood icon, this was the golden run where Jackie Chan proved to the Western world that nobody—and I mean nobody—does it better.This box set belongs on your shelf right next to your Golden Harvest bootlegs. You can get this set now from MVD.

JUNESPLOITATION/ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!: Who Am I? (1998)

DAY 26: Jackie Chan!

A group of elite, multi-national commando operatives pulls off a midnight raid in the South African jungle to kidnap three scientists who have been experimenting with a highly volatile, weaponized meteorite ore. The mission goes off without a hitch, but the higher-ups, specifically the crooked, power-hungry CIA operative Morgan (Ron Smerczak), want the prize all to themselves. Morgan sabotages the escape helicopter, causing it to crash into the wilderness.

The lone survivor of the crash is a commando played by Jackie Chan. He wakes up with a massive case of amnesia and absolutely zero memory of who he is, where he came from or how he learned to break bones with lightning speed. He is taken in and nursed back to health by a local African tribe. When they ask him his identity, he repeatedly screams his frustration at the sky:Who am I?!Taking him literally, the tribe adopts him under the nameWhoami.

After rescuing a lost rally car racing team,Whoamigets a ticket back to civilization, where he catches the eye of a seemingly sweet but incredibly suspicious news reporter named Christine Stark (Michelle Ferre). Unfortunately for him, his sudden media exposure alerts the corrupt masterminds behind the original double-cross. With assassins, black-ops agents and the CIA hunting him across Europe, Jackie has to piece together his fractured memory while turning everything from Dutch furniture to footwear into deadly weapons.

The movie features one of the most terrifying, legendary stunts in cinema history. Jackie slides down the steep, sloped glass exterior of the 21-story Willemswerf building in Rotterdam, Netherlands, with absolutely no safety wires. The stunt required Jackie to break his fall by tumbling over a ledge at the bottom. He reportedly took multiple takes to perfect it, severely injuring his back and ankle in the process. And in the final seven-minute brawl on top of the Rotterdam building, Jackie uses his improv style against Ron Smoorenburg’s insane flexibility and Kwan Yung’s rapid-fire close-quarters strikes.

Depending on where you watched it, you saw a different movie. The original Hong Kong cut runs over two full hours and keeps the mystery intact, letting the audience piece together the plot alongside Jackie. The North American edit trims the runtime down to around 108 minutes, heavily cutting the early scenes with the African tribe and re-editing the opening special ops sequence so the audience knows exactly what happened right from the start.

Extras on the Arrow Video release include commentary by critic James Mudge; Breakout! Part 6, a new featurette in which critic James Mudge, actor Glory Simon and second unit cinematographer Ray Wong look back at the film; From Drunk to Slam Dunk: Jackie Chan in the New Millennium, a new featurette in which Mudge, Simon, Wong, stuntwoman Kathy Hubble, stuntmen Wang Yao and Mars, critic David West and others look at Jackie’s career in the years since the films in this set; The Making of Who Am I?, a three-part archive behind-the-scenes featurette; trailers; an image gallery; Who, When & Where, an expanded interview with Wong and Jostling with Jackie, an expanded interview with Simon. You can get this from MVD.

JUNESPLOITATION/ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!: Mr. Nice Guy (1997)

DAY 26: Jackie Chan!

By 1997, New Line Cinema had already given western audiences a taste of the good stuff with Rumble in the Bronx, and they were desperate for more. Enter Mr. Nice Guy, a movie that feels less like a cohesive cinematic narrative and more like a beautifully chaotic, live-action Saturday morning cartoon. It’s got a plot thin enough to see through, but when you have the legendary Sammo Hung behind the camera directing his old China Drama Academy brother, who cares about a plot?

The setup is pure, glorious nonsense. Jackie Chan plays… Jackie, a celebrity TV chef living in Melbourne, Australia, who whips up crepes and smiles for the cameras. Meanwhile, a tough-as-nails investigative reporter named Diana (Gabrielle Fitzpatrick) grabs video footage of a massive cocaine deal going sideways between a traditional suits-and-shades Italian mob and a colorful street gang called The Demons. What is this, Nightmare Beach? Naturally, she gets spotted, guns start blazing, and she bolts into the busy streets.

Diana literally runs into Chef Jackie while he’s carrying a load of groceries. In the chaotic scuffle that follows, which features Jackie turning a market stall into a weaponized obstacle course, Diana’s incriminating VHS tape gets mixed up with a box of Jackie’s cooking show tapes. For the next 80 minutes, everyone in the Australian underworld is hunting down our favorite culinary master, leading to apartment explosions, kidnapping, a massive game of hide-and-seek on a construction site and some of the most ridiculous heavy-machinery destruction ever seen in a movie.

Fresh off breaking his ankle on Rumble in the Bronx, Jackie is back at peak physical agility here. He isn’t playing a super-cop this time. He’s just a regular guy who happens to be able to parkour off buildings and beat up six guys with a step-stool. He’s up against Richard Norton, who plays Giancarlo. The absolute MVP of the film, Norton is a legendary Australian martial artist and a massive staple of B-movie action, having starred in cult classics like Gymkata, Equalizer 2000 and Future Hunters. He frequently crossed over into Hong Kong cinema, playing the ultimate Western villain for Jackie and Sammo (see: Twinkle, Twinkle Lucky Stars and City Hunter). He has an over-the-top, theatrical villainy, punctuating his threats by weirdly slapping his own henchmen with their ties.

This film was originally going to be the fifth installment of Jackie’s legendary Police Story franchise and was set to be shot in Sydney. At the last minute, the script was completely overhauled into a standalone piece, the setting shifted to Melbourne, and it became Jackie’s first movie filmed entirely in English.

If you think the movie is going to end with a standard one-on-one martial arts showdown, think again. The finale features Jackie hijacking a colossal, 120-ton mining dump truck with tires that look 12 feet high. He proceeds to drive this absolute monster directly through Giancarlo’s multi-million dollar mansion, flattening a fleet of pristine luxury sports cars (including a white Lamborghini) into pancakes.

The Arrow Video release features a brand new 4K (2160p) Ultra HD presentation in Dolby Vision and HDR10, sourced directly from the original camera negative. This release preserves multiple versions of the film across different discs, including the original Hong Kong cut, the Japanese cut and the New Line Cinema international theatrical cut. Extras include commentary by critic James Mudge; Breakout! Part 5, a new featurette in which stuntman Mars and critics David West and James Mudge look back at the film; Nice Thoughts, a new appreciation by martial arts cinema expert Frank Djeng; outtakes; a trailer and an image gallery. You can get it from MVD.

JUNESPLOITATION/ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Jackie Chan’s Breakout Hits!: Police Story 4: First Strike (1996)

DAY 26: Jackie Chan!

When filmmakers hit the fourth installment of a franchise, you expect things to slow down. Maybe the stunts get softer, the plot gets thinner, and the star starts looking for a stunt double to handle the heavy lifting.

But we aren’t talking about some bored Hollywood action star. We’re talking about Jackie Chan.

Police Story 4: First Strike is a different beast entirely. It ditches the gritty, urban police-procedural vibes of the first two films for something much bigger, more international and, honestly? Even more insane.

If the first Police Story was a hard-hitting HK action masterpiece, First Strike is Jackie’s version of a globe-trotting spy flick. We’re moving from the humid streets of Hong Kong to the snow-covered mountains of Ukraine and the urban maze of Brisbane, Australia. Jackie is playing “Supercop” Chan Ka-Kui, but he’s basically operating as a one-man wrecking crew for the CIA and Russian intelligence. The plot? Something about stolen nuclear warheads and a missing drive. Honestly, who cares? You aren’t here for the espionage beats; you’re here for the physics-defying lunacy that only Chan can deliver.

If you haven’t seen the ladder fight in the Australian theme park, have you even lived? And yes, Jackie fights a shark. In a tank. While underwater. It’s the kind of high-concept, they actually did this practical filmmaking that modern CGI-bloated blockbusters have completely forgotten how to do. Or maybe they’re the sane ones. In this same movie, Jackie straps on a snowboard and jumps onto an actual helicopter.

New Line Cinema cut the U.S. release by over 23 minutes and dubbed the non-English dialogue, even though most of this is in English. There’s also a different opening title sequence and a completely new music score composed by J. Peter Robinson.

Police Story 5 was planned to be directed by Jackie’s “brother,” Sammo Hung. It was supposed to be about Chan Ka Kui and May getting married in Australia. When canceled, it became Mr. Nice Guy.

The Arrow Video release includes the Hong Kong and international cuts. Extras for the Hong Kong version include a commentary by martial arts cinema experts Frank Djeng and F.J. DeSanto; Breakout! Part 4, a new featurette in which critics David West and James Mudge look back at the film, outtakes and an image gallery. The international cut includes Striking Back, a new interview with martial arts cinema expert Frank Djeng; scenes added for the U.S. network TV version, with dubbing unique to this version and the U.S. trailer. You can get it from MVD.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: W.T.F. (WATCH THESE FILMS)

CHÄIR (2025): Directed by Chris McInroy, just from the title, you know that you’re in the world of IKEA. Carl is an exhausted, everyday guy just looking for a little bit of comfort. He finds it—or thinks he does—in a seemingly innocent high-end chair that appears out of nowhere. However, this isn’t your standard piece of ergonomic office furniture. The moment Carl plants himself, the chair stakes its claim, locking him into a visceral, inescapable embrace. What follows is a battle for survival as the furniture begins to assert dominance in the most violent ways possible. Sometimes, the whole world is against you. Even the chairs.

Beware C*ckblocking Ghosts (2026): Our protagonist is a teen just trying to navigate the social minefield of getting a date for homecoming. She finally lands one, but there’s a massive, ectoplasmic fly in the ointment. Her best friend, who happens to be deceased, has taken up permanent residence in her home. The problem? The ghost is absolutely obsessed with keeping the romance from ever getting off the ground. What begins as supernatural pranks, like flickering lights and slamming doors, quickly escalates into a full-blown, murderously jealous vendetta. Director Alys Murray has really come up with a fun idea here that could be a full-length movie all on its own.

Forever Home (2026): Ashley Wong, you made me cry like a baby. Benson, the three-legged mastiff, spends his days content to watch the world pass by until one day a mysterious dog shows up at his doorstep, followed by many more. Watching those dogs hang out made me so happy, but then they all crossed the rainbow bridge, one by one, leaving behind urns. I have similar ones in my movie room down here. I miss every animal I’ve ever had the privilege to love, and every day, I try to forget how sad it makes me that I don’t have them around. So yes, this is a beautiful, well-made animated film, but also one that I’m getting wet eyes even thinking about.

Wolf Puppy (2026): Directed by Sam Osborn, this short’s protagonist desperately wants to be the biggest dog in the yard. He’s a lonely soul, projecting a tough guy persona to the world while hiding a fragile interior. But the universe has a funny way of stripping the paint off your car, you know? As he starts experiencing hallucinatory visions, he has to learn to navigate the gap between the monster he pretends to be and the man he actually could be.

Red Light Green Light (2025): Directed by Corey Grispo, this asks us to follow a mysterious figure consumed by a singular, obsessive compulsion as he repeatedly slams his fingers down on one red and one green button. The camera doesn’t offer us the comfort of context; it just focuses on the tactile, rhythmic violence of the button pushing being done in rapid, chaotic succession. Soon, we learn why people swear in traffic.

Big Footprints (2025): Jonathan Maxwell Shander’s Big Footprints follows a dedicated squatcher who is dead set on proving the existence of the legendary beast. When the woods start getting a little too big for one man to navigate, he’s forced to recruit the last person on earth he wants to be stuck in the wilderness with: his half-brother. What follows is a comedic, character-driven trek through the undergrowth where the hunt for the elusive cryptid takes a backseat to years of family baggage. Shander uses the mockumentary style to great effect. By leaning into the behind-the-scenes nature of the hunt, he allows for those awkward, improvised-feeling moments that really sell the humor. The film doesn’t try to be The Blair Witch Project. It’s more interested in the comedy of errors that happens when two guys who don’t like each other try to track a legend.

Tasty Bones (2026): We’re deep in the woods at a late-night campfire, the kind of setting that immediately signals you’re in trouble. Our protagonist has clearly had one too many and stumbles away from the safety of the firelight to relieve himself at the edge of the tree line. In a moment of drunken boredom, he starts whistling. It’s a mindless act, a way to fill the silence. Then, from the impenetrable black of the woods, a sound ripples back: a whistle, identical to his own, but with a cadence that is just… off. Director Ronald Short wastes no time turning this simple, unsettling interaction into a nightmare.

Packages (2026): Directed by Nick Barat, this short asks us to imagine a city where the service economy has reached its absolute, logical conclusion. Here, anything and everything you desire can be dropped at your doorstep in an instant. Isn’t that already happening? No matter. Our protagonist, a man just trying to navigate this delivery-obsessed urban sprawl, finds out the hard way that when you order anything, you’re bound to get something you didn’t ask for. Director and writer Nick Barat frames this as  Franz Kafka for the Amazon Prime generation, where the packages aren’t just material goods. They’re manifestations of the protagonist’s own fractured reality. Barat comes from a creative background spanning two decades as a DJ, producer, and the editorial mind behind The FADER magazine. 

Taco Night (2026): If you think you’ve seen every variation on existential dread, John Roche III is here to remind you that the most profound life crises often happen over the most mundane meals. The premise is deceptively simple. A man sits down for a taco night, and the sheer weight of his own existence decides to crash the party. As he stares into the abyss of his dinner, his mind begins to unravel, and he starts to ponder the great beyond. Maybe he should have gotten a burrito instead.

Midnight City (2026): Bill Watterson, the director of Dave Made a Maze, is back and he’s decided to pull us deep into the grimy, smoke-choked streets of Midnight City. If you’ve been craving a detective flick that feels like it got its pages mixed up with the Elder Gods, this is for you. Dutch Lazarus (Yuri Lowenthal, who wrote the script) isn’t your typical sleuth. He’s the guy you call when the case involves something that doesn’t quite fit into the local precinct’s ledger. He a specialist in the kind of cases that usually end with a body and a pile of unanswerable questions. But the status quo takes a nose-dive when Sadie (Tara Platt) walks into his office. She’s as cryptic as she is compelling. She doesn’t just hire him; she plays him, stymieing his usual investigative rhythm at every turn. I want an entire movie of this supernatural noir.

Open Mic (2025): A bomb set is said to be the worst thing that can happen to a stand-up comedian. But Jano Pita’s Open Mic takes that professional death sentence and pushes it into the red, turning a standard stage-fright nightmare into body horror. Our lead is a stand-up comedienne who has bet everything on a make-or-break set at a local open mic. The room is dead, the air is thick with indifference, and the audience is actively hostile. As the heckles start and her jokes don’t land, she hits a psychological breaking point. But instead of just walking off stage, her biology decides to take over. Her body begins a horrific, involuntary transformation, contorting and tearing itself apart in a way that turns her failed set into the most gruesome, visceral performance art the audience has ever seen. Fulci would love one of these punchlines.

My Left Hand is a Part of Me (2026): Directed by Natasha Halevi, this film invites viewers into a tense story where the heroine’s hand seems to develop a mind of its own. What starts as a minor spasm quickly escalates into a gripping struggle for control, creating a sense of suspense that keeps the audience on edge. As the limb asserts its own agency, the psychological spiral deepens, leaving viewers eager to see how it unfolds. Good thing she has a cutting board.

The Candle (2026): You know that old saying, “Have your cake and eat it too”? Director Ren Ariel Sano takes that to its violent, logical conclusion. When a seemingly innocent birthday celebration goes sideways, the titular candle becomes the catalyst for a night of absolute mayhem. Soon, the sweet treat decides to turn the tables and start consuming the guests. Can candles be cursed? This movie claims that it is decidedly so.

Wall Udder (2025): In a near-future suburbia, the ultimate status symbol is having a functional, living udder surgically installed onto your living room wall. It’s the ultimate conversation starter, a display of wealth that separates the elite from the commoners. But as the film progresses, the absurdity of the premise gives way to a darker, more obsessive question that the characters—and by extension, the audience—have to grapple with: is this just decor or an object of desire? The film spirals from a satire of lifestyle trends into a strange, intimate meditation on obsession, culminating in the ultimate, uncomfortable question: would you actually fuck it? Director Alexandra Hayden, thank you for putting this riddle into my head.

Pimple (2025): In Borbulha, directed by Fernando Alle, we follow a young boy with a pimple. It starts simple, but soon it all quickly spirals into a biological nightmare. When the inevitable happens and the pimple bursts, it doesn’t just release a bit of pus. It triggers a chain reaction of body horror that decimates the bullies who abused him. And from then on, the blood flows. Also: A pus monster with a gun. This speech at the end brings it all together: “They mocked you for your pimples, but don’t be sad. The excess of pimples in adolescents is due to high production of testosterone. They think they are better than you, but when you grow up, you will have virility and energy to please women in bed — or men, I don’t judge — while the ones who mock you today will become adults with thinning hair and limp dicks. So remember this: when you grow up, you will be happy.”

The Mrs. Wolf Show (2026): A friendly, overly wholesome housewife hosts her own daily program, complete with a beaming audience and a pristine set. Things go sideways the moment an unsuspecting salesman wanders onto the stage, thinking he’s there for a standard pitch. What follows is a brutal game of cat and mouse where the friendly hostess holds all the cards. As the cameras keep rolling, the show morphs from a harmless daytime broadcast into something far more sinister, forcing the salesman to realize that the most dangerous predators are often the ones wearing a cardigan and a permanent, frozen smile. Director Drew Highlands really does a great job of mixing modern horror and 50s variety and sitcom feel.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2026: The Mid-Night Driver (2025)

Long Island, 1992. Stuck in a suburban summer. June (Fran Mae), El (Izzy Marinucci) and Claire (Devan Delugo) are just hanging out all night when Jane remembers a story about the Mid-Night Driver, a man who comes for those who call to him in a ritual. The friends participate in a ritual meant to summon the mysterious spectral Driver (Al Reno).

The ritual itself is classic urban legend creepypasta brought to life: the girls crowd around the telephone in the dark, counting out the digits, tying a black rope to the receiver like some sort of occult umbilical cord and whispering the forbidden request: “Hello, I need a ride.” The rules are simple but strict. Most importantly, you don’t talk to the man behind the wheel. The girls think it’s all a laugh, and when the car doesn’t show, they’re relieved.

Claire, however, has that itch that only a bad idea can scratch. With her parents out of the house, she tries it solo. And this time? The car actually pulls up.

This isn’t your average Uber driver. The guy behind the wheel is a total nightmare: long, stringy hair, a nasty scar carving up his face and fingernails that look like they’ve been clawing through grave dirt.  Claire, clearly not having seen enough horror movies to know better despite watching horror films all night, hops right in.

The drive starts in eerie silence with tension is so thick it could be cut with a rusted blade. She tries to break the ice, but the Driver doesn’t even acknowledge she’s there. He doesn’t look at her. He doesn’t say a word. Those intense, unblinking eyes are glued to the road, keeping the car pointed toward whatever hellish destination he has in mind.

Director Alex Cherney does a good job of capturing the feel of the early 90s. It isn’t just about the props; it’s about the silence of the suburbs, the lack of constant digital connection, and the way an urban legend could travel solely through word of mouth and nervous glances. It’s wistful remembering an analog time we’re never going back to.

I also love that you can only do the ritual after 3 A.M. Let me tell you — nothing good happens after 10 P.M. Each of these rides gets weirder, the quests the Driver sends her on get darker, and we watch, wondering what happens next.

You can watch this either in-person or virtually at the Chattanooga Film Festival. For more info, visit the official site.