Savage Vengeance (1993)

I Will Dance on Your Grave, I Will Dance on Your Grave: Savage Vengeance, I Spit on Your Grave 2: Savage Vengeance — whatever you call this, it’s a kind of, sort of sequel to I Spit On Your Grave, to the point that Camille Keaton is in it, using the name Vickie Kehl. In fact, she even has the same name as the original, Jennifer.

How can every movie that followed the scummy first movie be so much worse?

Man, Camille Keaton has had it rough in the movies. She started as Solange in What Have You Done to Solange?, playing the doomed girl around whom the entire movie’s narrative revolves. She’s also in some further Italian weirdness like Tragic CeremonySex of the Witch and Madeleine: Anatomy of a Nightmare before being decimated at length in Day of the Woman AKA  I Spit On Your Grave. I’ve spent so much time considering rape revenge (and revengeomatic) movies, that force us through so much pain in order to get to the catharsis; do we need so much pain to get to redemption? 

And yet here we are again, as this starts with Jennifer being assaulted by four men in a park, then is doxxed by a law professor, revealing to their class that she killed everyone who attacked her and got away with it. Angry, she goes on a vacation with her friend Sam (Linda Lyer), which ends up with — you guessed it — Sam being raped and killed before Jennifer is attacked and left for dead, stabbed in the chest. Well, you also can prognosticate that Jennifer returns, with a chainsaw and shotgun, and slices men’s heads in two and blasts another right in the dick. 

Shot in Tennessee for $6,000 by Donald Farmer, this had some insane behind the scenes happenings, according to critic Dan Tabor: “The strangest part in all of this is Camille Keaton under the name Vickie Kehl actually decided to go along with it and star in the film even though she was married to Meir Zarchi who directed the original I Spit on Your Grave. So she had to know this film was done without his permission. But after filming concluded on No Justice, she began shooting what amounted to a fan film, only to change her mind halfway through production. It’s rumored she called her husband, crying, and left the film about 75% finished, which is why this film barely clocks in at over an hour.”

When Keaton walked off, Farmer was left with a jigsaw puzzle where half the pieces were missing, leading to the disjointed, dream-like (or nightmare-like) pacing that defines the final cut. Meir threatened to sue, which is why there’s so much ADR that changes plot details. One assumes that Farmer was going to go all The Boogieman and use footage from the first movie to set things up. Now, he would have to remake that, and in the attack, no one takes off their pants. Farmer claimed the DP — he had a DP on this? — didn’t like the idea of making the sexual moments dirty. 

The bad guys, Dwayne and Tommy, are cartoonish versions of the squalid original bad guys. In fact, Tommy even keeps dead bodies in his house. This film is like a cover band version of a great band, and it just reminds you to enjoy the inspiration, not what Xeroxes what you already liked. The lack of grime makes the cartoonish villains feel less like threats and more like community theater actors who wandered onto the wrong set.

I asked, “Do we need so much pain to get to redemption?” The original I Spit on Your Grave argued that the audience must earn its comeuppance by enduring the assault in real time. Savage Vengeance fails because it treats the assault like a box to be checked; at least Meir’s movie has something resembling a soul. This is…man, what a weird film. I’m amazed that it exists.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Forbidden Power (2018)

After a one-night affair, George (Lincoln Bevers) finds himself with, well, forbidden power and a cryptic message.

He should be so lucky.

George used to be a pilot, but now he’s stuck in a corporate drone job and forced to work with a jerk named Miles (Eric Stayberg). As they head to another soulless convention, he meets Veronica (Nasanin Nuri), who goes back to his room faster than he could expect. She refuses his offer to wear a condom, and they have the kind of sex that you only used to read about in Penthouse Forum. He wakes up; she’s gone, and a strange note is left behind. 

He feels a strange energy now. When he sails the sea of mayonnaise with his girlfriend Cathy (Hannah Janssen), he lasts longer, has more passion and finally, perhaps for the first time, gets her off. He’s also able to become a martial arts master in a matter of days, thanks to that power and the teachings of Chang (Harry Mok). 

He wonders, “How could this happen to me?”

That leads him to try to find Veronica, which brings him into her backstory: as a child, she met something inside a crater. But it’s not all kung fu and carnal knowledge. There’s also a cabal of dudes who have buttered Veronica’s crumpet, led by Michaelson (Charles Leggett), who have formed a secret society of rich elites. George is on his way, as the power teaches him how to play the market. He has no interest whatsoever in joining this Bilderberg bangers. But ah, Veronica is part of them and is consolidating her power.

You will believe in a vast conspiracy obsessed with destroying the Status of Liberty. The one in Vegas. Of all the landmarks to target, choosing the New York-New York Hotel & Casino version is high stakes, but on a budget.

If there were an award for “Movies That Feel Like They Were Written by a Sentient 1980s Men’s Magazine,” this would be the undisputed champion. Yet director Paul Kyriazi isn’t a newcomer. He also made Death MachinesOmega Cop and Ninja Busters. And he’s obsessed with personal development and success, having written books on the subject like How to Live the James Bond Lifestyle and Clearing the Subconscious for 00 Agents. In his world, sex isn’t just sex. It’s Energy Transfer, which turns a standard erotic thriller setup into a superhero origin story.

It’s rare to find a modern film that captures the earnest, slightly off-kilter energy of a 1980s straight-to-video action flick. It doesn’t feel like it’s winking at the camera or trying to be a parody. Forbidden Power genuinely believes in George’s journey from a bored drone to a stock-market-crushing, kung-fu-fighting alpha.

Kyriazi also wrote Burt Reynolds, Miko, Dinah and The Slasher: The True Story of a Serial Killer Waiting in Burt’s Closet and man, I have to just share the Amazon sales copy: “February 1975. Burt Reynolds was awakened by a bloody man crawling on his bedroom floor. About to call an ambulance, Burt came face to face with the infamous Skid Row Slasher, bloody machete in hand. What saved Burt from disaster? What woman did he break up with that ultimately saved him, and probably her?”

KO-FI SUPPORTER: End Play (1976)

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Janine Talbot (Delvene Delaney in her only full-length theatrical role, but she’d go on to be a TV game show presenter) is hitchhiking through Australia, but please — spoilers all over this — don’t get to know her. Whoever has picked her up, she instantly begins to make love to them, even calling out how quick they’re moving, but not stopping them. Then, without warning, she’s dead.

Was it merchant sailor Mark Gifford (John Waters, a child star who was on the Aussie TV show Play School for twenty years; since then, he’s done a one-man show about John Lennon), who has disposed of the body? Or perhaps his brother, Robert (George Mallaby, mostly known for playing a police officer on Homicide, The Box and Cop Shop in Australia; he also owned the first hazelnut farm Down Under; sadly, Mallaby spent the last four years of his life in a wheelchair after a series of strokes), a tense young man confined to a wheelchair?

These adopted brothers spend most of the movie literally at war with one another, mainly because they’re both in love with their cousin, Margaret (Belinda Giblin, who was on the Australian TV show Sons and Daughters). Despite the fact that Robert doesn’t have use of his legs, he’s really rough on his brother, who the police suspect in a series of hitchhiker murders beyond the one we’ve seen in the opening of this film.

Based on Russell Braddon’s novel, which was set in England, this was directed and written by Tim Burstall as a two-lead, single-location film that could be done on a budget while he prepped the film Eliza Fraser (which also stars Waters and Mallaby). He may be better known for movies like StorkAlvin Purple and Attack Force Z, at least in the U.S.

There are so many issues here: Robert is about to get worse, losing the use of his arms, so his brother will be fully in charge of him. And yet he despises Mark, who has taken his girlfriend from him. Most of the film is a menacing battle of emotions between the two men, but by the end, things get awfully bloody. And as always, things may not be as they seem when it comes to who the killer is, despite this seemingly telling us who the guilty man is right at the beginning. After all, the poster says that this is a filmin the Hitchcock tradition.”

Between this, Road Games and Fair Game, my personal vision of Australia is a lawless land where women are constantly in danger of being murdered. Or being killed and then dressed up and kept in someone’s house before it’s taken to a theater and placed in a seat to watch a ripoff of A Clockwork Orange. If you look, Delaney is both blinking and breathing when she should be deceased, but don’t let that distract you from this movie.

End Play works because it messes with the previously called out Hitchcock tradition,it claims to follow. By showing us a disposal of a body early on, it tricks the audience into a false sense of moral superiority. We think we know who the monster is. The film then spends 90 minutes making us second-guess exactly who the villain is, as well as the mental stability of both men.

What should we call Australian giallo? Down Under Sunburnt Gothic? Moscato Giallo?

You can watch this on Tubi.

Soul Robbers from Outer Space (2009)

Jerry Williams also directed Catnado, so know that going in.

Space queen Fiona (Leslie Rogers) is the force behind Channel D, which is my dream channel, because it airs nothing but Debbie Rochon movies. The bad part of that is that Channel D is also draining the soul of anyone who watches it. Or maybe robbing them, which better ties into the title.

Conrad Brooks from Plan 9 from Outer Space is in this. That makes sense, as the original title of that movie was Grave Robbers From Out of Space.

Debbie Rochon is as well, which you would figure, given that so much of the movie is about her.

If you told me this movie was made in the 1990s, not 2009, I would believe you.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Tales from the Darkside S2 E7: The Devil’s Advocate (1985)

Three Pittsburgh-centric episodes in a row, starting with Tom Savini directing, then John Harrison and now Michael Gornick behind the camera. The director of Creepshow 2, as well as episodes of this show and Monsters, also has the pedigree of being written by George Romero.

Luther Mandrake (Jerrt Stiller) is the kind of burned-out shock jock that horror movies are made about. He starts off mid-rant, late for his show, The Devil’s Advocate, and angry that the cops dared to question him after someone was found dead in his car. Mandrake has the midnight to 4 AM shift, the Art Bell time, the middle of the darkness when only crazy people are listening and even weirder people are calling in. 

Mandrake hasn’t had it easy: his mother died in a plane crash, his father died in a picket line, his wife is in a coma, and his son just died, the victim of a drunk driver. One of his callers — from Pittsburgh — reacts by calling him the devil, all as Mandrake begins to turn into a wolf. Before too long, callers from across time appear, complaining about President Wilson and World War II. That’s because — shudder — he’s become the devil’s advocate for real, broadcasting from hell, as he’d already killed himself in his car, and that’s the body the police found.

Still’s son, Ben, did his own version of this on his Fox show, presenting “Low Budget Tales of Horror.” Jerry would dress as a wolf again in the Monsters episode “One Wolf’s Family.” That brings the Pittsburgh connection full circle, because that one was directed by Jon Thomas, who worked as a sound mixer on many Romero projects.

B & S About Movies podcast Episode 124: Yinzer Giallo

I love Pittsburgh — a Rick Sebak doc will move me to tears in seconds — and I adore giallo. So together? Well, that’s like putting fries on a salad, which is pretty much Allegheny County’s major contribution to the world of cuisine. This is a list cataloging the movies that I deem to be Yinzer Giallo.

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Mr. Ice Cream Man (1991-1996?)

 

“Mr. Ice Cream Man or call me Master P

I got that 2 for 3, call me if you need some D

Me and my little brother Silkk, we be ballin’

Got this thang sewed up from Texas to New Orleans”

No, this is not a Master P song.

Nor is it the Clint Howard-starring, Norman Apstein-directed (really Paul Norman, director of adult films like Bi and Beyond before making straight adult and being married to Celete and Tori Welles) direct-to-video film Ice Cream Man.

The film is truly the singular vision of Mack Hail, who didn’t just write, direct and star, but also reportedly handled much of the production legwork in Las Vegas. His performance as the titular killer is less maniacal slasher and more deeply awkward neighbor, which contributes to the film’s uncanny, dreamlike quality. The dialogue often feels improvised or captured in single takes, giving it a raw, voyeuristic energy common in Las Vegas regional filmmaking of that period.

66 minutes of missing children, it feels shot on video and may have a great stalking beginning with an ice cream truck following some little fellers, but then when we get to the movie, you may – if you’re me – wonder if you’ve seen too many slashers as you watch this.

Ice Cream Man was abandoned by his mother outside a liquor store as a child, so that’s why he’s become a child taking and killing machine. There’s also a PG feel to this, despite the stranger-danger elements and off-screen kills. I say boo and hiss to this, as we’re watching slashers because we’re creepy people who need to see murder set pieces.

If you grew up in the 90s, this has the brands, the colors and the rememberberries that you want. Somehow, in the world of this movie, boys and girls can stay at the same slumber party, and obviously, neither Pepsi nor Coke paid to be in this, but as we all know, many slashers have shots of brand soda because, well, to be honest, I don’t get it myself. What if Shashta or RC Cola wanted to escape the soft drink basement and their strategy was to be in off-brand slashers?

This may have been made between 1991 and 1996 and wasn’t released until the 2000s. It’s better directed than it has any right to be and that’s because Hail used actual locations rather than sets. The opening stalking sequence utilizes the wide, sun-bleached Las Vegas suburban streets to create a sense of exposure and isolation that higher-budget films often miss.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Buckethead Secret Recipe (2005)

Brian Patrick Carroll, known as Buckethead, has released more than 600 albums and 300 live bootlegs. Where most know him is from his brief time with Guns ‘n Roses. Between 2000 and 2004, Buckethead was a lead guitarist of the band, playing on Chinese Democracy and touring wih them.

Inspired by Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Buckethead never takes off his mask, as well as the KFC bucket on his head that says FUNERAL. As he ate chicken one night, he said “I was eating it, and I put the mask on and then the bucket on my head. I went to the mirror. I just said, Buckethead. That’s Buckethead right there. It was just one of those things. After that, I wanted to be that thing all the time.”

Since then, he has stayed in character, often communicating through a hand puppet named “Herbie” or simply letting his fingers do the talking at a speed that defies human anatomy.

This DVD serves as a chaotic time capsule, celebrating 13 years of the artist’s most formative and bizarre moments. Eschewing high-definition gloss, the footage is presented in a grainy, SOV (Shot-On-Video) style that feels like a cursed VHS tape found in the basement of an abandoned amusement park.

The appeal of Buckethead is binary. If you are a fan, this collection is a holy relic of The Coop. If you aren’t initiated into his world of nunchucks, robot dancing, and 12-minute experimental shred-fests, this DVD will likely leave you deeply disturbed and utterly confused.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Quarantine Cannibal (2025)

The film positions the pandemic not just as a health crisis, but as the ultimate permission slip. When Jimmy (director, writer and everything else Timothy J. Gray) loses his job, the social contract expires. The accidental death of his neighbor’s dog acts as a gateway snack, a moral crossing that convinces him that in a world that’s stopping, he can finally start.

Jimmy then kills and eats several people, many of whom are also Timothy J. Gray. If you’re someone who doesn’t deal well with SOV or pandemic cinema, filmed by a small crew of sometimes just one person, this may not be the movie to start with.

One of the most surreal elements of the film is Gray playing almost every role. This creates a bizarre atmosphere where Jimmy isn’t just killing strangers; he is essentially harvesting different versions of himself. Is Jimmy actually killing neighbors, or is this a psychological manifestation of his own self-loathing and isolation?

Knowing Gray is often the only person behind and in front of the camera adds a layer of genuine madness to the performance. You aren’t just watching a character lose it; you’re watching a filmmaker work through the logistics of a one-man gore-fest.

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WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Horror Express (1972)

While many “Euro-horror” films of the 70s feel like fever dreams, Horror Express (originally titled Pánico en el Transiberiano) is a remarkably tight, imaginative, and eerie locked-room mystery. It’s a film where the science is baffling, the religion is terrifying, and the mustache on Christopher Lee is legendary as he played Professor Sir Alexander Saxton — or is that Sir Professor — a British anthropologist taking the Trans-Siberian Express from Shanghai to Moscow. He’s not alone. He has the frozen remains of a caveman he found in Manchuria, which he believes are the missing link. Peter Cushing plays his rival, Dr. Wells, who is also on board.

The creature, however, isn’t just a caveman. It’s a vessel for an ancient, formless extraterrestrial that absorbs memories and knowledge through its victims’ eyes, leaving them with milky-white orbs and smooth brains. As the body count rises, the train becomes a claustrophobic pressure cooker involving a Russian Count and Countess, a mad monk named Pujardov and an alien that eventually decides a zombie uprising is the best way to catch its ride home.

Captain Kazan (Telly Savalas) is able to stop it for some time, but Pujardov believes that the alien is Satan and pledges his soul to it, allowing himself to be possessed. Then, it raises all of the past victims as zombies.

Phillip Yordan supposedly made this movie because he had bought the miniature train from the film Nicholas and Alexandra. Director Eugenio Martín said,  “He came up with the idea of writing a script just so he would be able to use this prop. Now, at that time, Phil was in the habit of buying up loads of short stories to adapt into screenplays, and the story for Horror Express was originally based on a tale written by a little-known American scriptwriter and playwright.”

However, producer Bernard Gordon, who also worked with Martin and Savalas on Pancho Villa, claimed that the train was made for that movie.

Lee and Cushing were the big draw for this movie, but Cushing nearly quit, as this was made during the first holiday season since the loss of his wife, Helen. According to an article by Ted Newsome, “Hollywood Exile: Bernard Gordon, Sci Fi’s Secret Screenwriter,” Lee fixed this by placing Cushing at ease, “talking to his old friend about some of their previous work together; Cushing changed his mind and stayed on.” It’s also said that he suffered from night terrors, so Lee would sleep in the same bed as him.

If you grew up watching this on late-night TV or a $5 bargain-bin VHS, you likely remember it as incredibly dark and muddy. This was less an artistic choice and more a legal hostage situation. Because the U.S. distributor, Scotia International, came up $50,000 short on the budget payment, the original camera negative was impounded in Spain. For decades, American audiences were watching bootleg quality prints struck from the workprint, obscuring the film’s actually quite handsome cinematography.

Of all the great things about this movie, the fact that they can look inside a caveman’s mind and see dinosaurs is the most charming.

Also: As we all know, Phillip Yordan also made the best train movie of all time, Night Train to Terror.

You can watch this on YouTube.