Are You In the House Alone? (1978)

Any time people wonder why women keep pushing harder and harder for their inalienable rights, you should force them to watch this movie, which shows how far our society has come since 1978. There's a scene in here that literally made us start yelling at the TV set because of how insane it is. Yet… Continue reading Are You In the House Alone? (1978)

Calendar Girl Murders (1984)

Originally airing on April 8, 1984 on the ABC Network, this made-for-TV movie aspires to be a giallo just as much as it is a slasher, but it's hamstrung by network TV limits. Sure, there's murder and mayhem, but it's a bloodless affair. Speaking of affairs -- Tom Skerritt stars as Lieutenant Dan Stoner, a… Continue reading Calendar Girl Murders (1984)

Genesis II (1973), Planet Earth (1974), and Strange New World (1975)

About the Author: You can read the music and film reviews of R.D Francis on Medium and learn more about his work on Facebook. Okay. Let’s get this out of the way: This is the movie were you video fringe horndogs lose it over Mariette Hartley (as Lyra-A) in a two-piece bikini sporting two belly… Continue reading Genesis II (1973), Planet Earth (1974), and Strange New World (1975)

Till Death Do Us Hart (1996)

Sooner or later, you knew that George Hamilton was going to show up in one of these Hart to Hart reunion movies. He waited until the eighth of eight movies to make it happen, playing the evil Karl Von Ostenberg. This episode finds the Harts heading to Munich, where Jennifer donates bone marrow to Maximilian, a… Continue reading Till Death Do Us Hart (1996)

Harts in High Season (1996)

Before the Harts were married, she dated Elliot Manning (James Brolin!), who was a man that competed with Jonathan in racing and in business. After Jonathan duly destroys him in every endeavor, he still tries to be friends, but Manning nurses a revenge plot where he fakes his own death and hides in Australia while… Continue reading Harts in High Season (1996)

Two Harts in 3/4 Time (1995)

When the Harts visit Montreal to accept a clock left to them by Max, their recently deceased friend, the timepiece becomes the centerpiece of a case involving blackmail and murder. Ah man -- with Lionel Stander gone, these movies have lost a bit of steam. But hey -- Joan Collins! Here she plays Lady Camilla… Continue reading Two Harts in 3/4 Time (1995)

Old Friends Never Die (1994)

Someone wants Jonathan Hart dead, so they've created the perfect trap for him. That trap involves inviting his wife to a secluded getaway of other writers, which enables the creators of this made for TV reunion movie to gather all manner of guest stars. There's also a lot of the Harts acting dippy, which seems… Continue reading Old Friends Never Die (1994)