The Mercenary (2019)

Action superstar Dominiquie Vandenberg and acclaimed filmmaker Jesse V. Johnson, director of Triple Threat and Accident Man -- which was based on the 2000AD comic -- team for 2020’s most explosive action blockbuster -- The Mercenary. Well, that's what the press release said and who am I to try to question them? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_3HPPQ1sKM Maxx (Vandenberg, Triple Threat,… Continue reading The Mercenary (2019)

The Baylock Residence (2019)

After the death of her sister, Patricia Woodhouse inherits her family’s estate and soon discovers that something or someone has been haunting the home for decades and harbors a disturbing family secret that she must uncover. This is a remake of the 2014 movie The Haunting Of Baylock Residence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77c7eOpyxlU&feature=youtu.be Patricia has been estranged from her… Continue reading The Baylock Residence (2019)

Reality Queen! (2019)

Inspired by today’s obsession with reality TV and social media stars, writer-director Steven Jay Bernheim’s clever mockumentary fixes on a Paris Hilton-esque heiress named London (Julia Faye West) who is struggling to regain her past fame in the wake of three sisters called The Kims -- think Kardashians. London has it all -- product endorsements, talent… Continue reading Reality Queen! (2019)

Pickaxe (2019)

This movie was originally filmed five years ago as The Pick-Axe Murders Part III: The Final Chapter, but it's finally been released. It starts with two teenagers aardvarking inside a mine, before the girl starts speaking Latin and bathes herself in the dude's blood. So there's that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3QzMaOO1g&feature=youtu.be Adrienne (Tiffany Shepis, Victor Crowley) has just been released… Continue reading Pickaxe (2019)

The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson (2019)

Well, let's put it this way. I won't have to go much further to find the worst movie I've seen this year. Somehow, David Farrands went from writing Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers and documentaries on things like Amityville and Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th and directing Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street… Continue reading The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson (2019)