TUBI PICKS 23 – Bronson Week!

Born November 3, 1921, in Ehrenfeld, PA, Charles Bronson is the action star and tough guy that every wish they were wishes they were. While he didn’t become a big star until he was nearly fifty years old, he did so through hard work and becoming a name outside of Hollywood. This week, allow Tubi to introduce you to some of his best work.

1.  Death Wish 2TUBI LINK

2. Death Wish 3: TUBI LINK

3. Death Wish 4: TUBI LINK

Seriously, each of these movies is great in their own way, but the third one is everything that I love about action movies. You can get the full Death Wish download in this long article.

4. Chato’s Land: TUBI LINK

Michael Winner and Bronson made some wild movies together. Here, they’re just getting started.

5. Violent City: TUBI LINK

Man, this is a mean movie. A dark, brutal and nihilistic movie. And man, it’s great.

6. Breakheart Pass: TUBI LINK

The end of this movie? One of the best fight scenes I’ve ever seen. The whole film is awesome, too.

7. The Evil That Men Do: TUBI LINK

As Bronson’s Cannon work went on, it got stranger and I’m there for all of it. This has an incredible close too.

8. The Stone Killer: TUBI LINK

Bronson and Winner. That’s all I really need to say, right?

9. Kinjite: Forbidden SubjectsTUBI LINK

When reviewing the movie, the Los Angeles Times said, “If you think you might be offended by it, don’t go. You will be.”

10. The MechanicTUBI LINK

The Mechanic is so stressed out that he passes out at times; such are the issues of being the best killer in the world. I’m a copywriter and it happens to me, so I get it.

TUBI PICKS: Week 22

Hey — sorry I missed last week. Here are some Tubi picks to make up for it.

1. The Fourth VictimTUBI LINK

Arthur Anderson (Michael Craig) a wealthy Englishman with two previous wives who’ve also died suddenly and mysteriously, just like his third wife, who has just drowned. The very night he is acquitted, Julie (Carroll Baker) breaks into his house, which is a giallo meet cute, and becomes his fourth wife. Eugenio Martín also directed Horror Express and  It Happened at Nightmare Inn, so you know this is a winner.

2. Footprints on the Moon: TUBI LINK

Alice Cespi (Florinda Bolkan, A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin) watched a strange film in her childhood called “Footprints on the Moon,” in which astronauts were stranded on the moon’s surface by her father. Now, she keeps dreaming of this movie and the only sleep she gets is from drugs. Oh man, this movie is so much my dream movie.

3. Dawn Breaks Behind the Eyes: TUBI LINK

Why should you watch this? Well, the directly called out Bava’s The Whip and the Body and Jean Rollin’s The Iron Rose as influences. This is a movie that embodies all that is magical about Eurohorror.

4. Silent Scream: TUBI LINK

A troubled production, Rebecca Balding in the lead, Cameron Mitchell and a movie that was shot twice? I’m here for all of it.

5. Dead Silence: TUBI LINK

I know James Wan makes big Hollywood movies and I know this is a dumb movie, but for some reason I love it. It’s just so completely insipid that you need to love it. I mean, a town of puppet people? It goes for it, as the kids say.

6. Red Scorpion: TUBI LINK

A movie produced by a political lobbyist, directed by Joe Zito, starring Dolph Lundgren and distributed on video by Cannon? You just said the magic words.

7. Death Game: TUBI LINK

Have you ever started watching a movie and realized that it was exactly what you needed, when you needed it and then started delivering even more of what you wanted? This is that movie.

8. Head: TUBI LINK

I will forever respect The Monkees for so loudly and amazingly committing career suicide with this film.

9. Rock ‘n Roll High School: TUBI LINK

My favorite musical moment in any movie ever: Riff imagines Joey in her bedroom singing “I Want You Around” to her. It breaks my heart in the best of ways — pure teen worry and angst and then there’s Joey — geeky, gangly, goofball Joey — the hero who comes to her room and there’s this pure puppy love bliss. No other band other than The Ramones could have been in this film and communicated punk rock swagger and danger while still having this tender sweetness.

10. Inferno: TUBI LINK

I think about this movie every single day. If you ever want to hear me talk too much, bring up this movie. That said, I’ve seen it so many times and I really have no idea what’s happening for most of it. It’s awesome.

TUBI PICKS: Week 21

Tubi picks are back. Do you have any picks of your own to share?

1. Bloodsucking Freaks: TUBI LINK

Somehow, in the middle of comparatively chaste slashers, Bloodsucking Freaks was on the shelves of the mom and pop video store in my cozy and safe hometown. It made its way from the fecund streets of 1976 end of the world New York City to the same VCR we watched cartoons on. And we watched it, over and over again.

2. Knightriders: TUBI LINK

Knightriders is a complex film, packed with great performances and a cast packed with Pittsburgh drama standouts mixed in with Hollywood greats like Ed Harris.

3. Escape from New York: TUBI LINK

It is absolutely impossible for me to be impartial to this movie. How can you be? A western set inside a destroyed New York City that’s been converted into a prison for the worst people in America being invaded by someone even worse than all of them put together to rescue a President with only 24 hours to do it? Yeah, they don’t make them like this anymore.

4. A Dragonfly for Each Corpse: TUBI LINK

Where most giallo films have five murders or so, this one goes wild with 15 murders, several of which are done with an umbrella knife. Inspector Scaporalla (Paul Naschy) and his high fashion wife Silvana (Erika Blanc) follow this vigilante killer — who the police debate may be doing their job for them — and she gets so focused on the case that she studies crime scene photos in bed. Naked.

5. The Woman Hunter: TUBI LINK

The CBS Movie of the Week on September 19, 1972, The Woman Hunter has what I consider an all-star cast, what with Barbara Eden in the lead, alongside Stuart Whitman, Larry Storch and Robert Vaughn.

6. Julie Darling: TUBI LINK

Julie (Isabelle Mejias, Scanners II: The New Order) just wants to play with her pet snake, hunt with her dad (Anthony Franciosa, Tenebre) and, well, lie in bed with him. But when her mom takes away her snake, she just watches a delivery boy violate her and does nothing to save her. But soon, she has a new mom named Susan (Sybil Danning!) and might have to do something about it.

7. The People Across the Lake: TUBI LINK

To get away from the city and all its crime — dudes are peeping in on Rhoda while she’s trying to pee! — Chuck Yoman (Gerald McRaney), his wife Rachel (Valerie Harper) and their family move to redneck country where he’s going to make windsurfing boards. And then, you know, the people across the lake…

8. Dark Waters: TUBI LINK

Any film that has squads of nuns burning buildings and killing people — as well as a crucified zombie nun and a savage elder god hidden beneath the world — is worth checking out.

9. Legion of Iron: TUBI LINK

If you ever watched the aforementioned American Gladiators and said, “Is there any BDSM-obsessed fan fiction of this show?,” Legion of Iron is the film for you.

10. Blood Games: TUBI LINK

I haven’t seen a movie like this that can somehow combine the roughest moments of 70s exploitation with female characters that are given plenty of agency and personalities that are explored more than their bodies. I mean, yes, it’s scummy as it gets, but it also surprises you at every turn.

YouTube picks

This week, instead of Tubi picks, here are some of my favorite channels to watch on YouTube.

Found Footage Festival: Champions of VHS since 2004, Joe and Nick from the Found Footage Festival resurrect old VHS footage from thrift stores and garage sales and serve it up in a live touring comedy show and a weekly live show, VCR Party, every Tuesday at 9pm ET. They also have a Saturday Morning Cartoons show and also Midnight Rental, which is hosted by late night horror hostess Lenora, who currently co-hosts The Big Bad B-Movie Show on The CW in Cleveland. Midnight Rental takes viewers on a tour of tapes that are of lesser known and lesser loved movies who never quite found their footing, but still deserve their 5 (15 would still be too generous) minutes of fame.

I’ve been a huge fan of the Found Footage Festival for years and want more people to discover them. Some of my favorite videos are below:

Good Bad Flicks: Cecil Trachenburg loves movies and loves talking about them. I love his channel, where he’s steadily increased his skills at making videos that really break down cinema.

What Makes This Song Stink: Pat Finnerty is a musician who has strived to remain musically moral, not selling out and wondering whether or not he can still get a hot tub out of his career. His videos are, without a doubt, the best thing on the Internet, filled with a love of music even if he hates the song. His weekly podcast has been great as well, rarely even discussing the song and instead wanting to truly get to know his guests. His Weezer, Train and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–rBP8_QuwILenny Kravitz breakdowns are just astounding. I also have him to blame for introducing me to the song “Fancy Like,” which I hate beyond the boundaries of hate.

The Made-for-Television MovieHere’s the mission statement from the channel: Our Mission: To post all 6 seasons of The ABC Movie of the Week anthology. The ground-breaking series aired from 1969 to 1976, catapulting the fledgling network to high ratings. Too many television movies have been forgotten. Most are out of print, or not available on DVD. Many have not been seen since they were first aired. Now after 50 years, audiences are rediscovering television movies, as interest brings them out of obscurity. Join us as we create an archive of made-for-television movies.

Vintage Toilets Pittsburgh: There are actually two vintage Pittsburgh toilet channels, the other one called PottiesInPittsburgh. I have no idea what would motivate someone to get into this many places — some are some places where they had to get some kind of sneak in help — and film toilets. A fetish? Definitely an obsession. He’s up to almost 5,000 toilets.

Wu Tang CollectionFrom the mountains of China, to the streets of New York, The Wu Tang Collection brings the best, rarest, and finest in Asian Action Cinema, Martial Arts and beyond.

TUBI PICKS: Week 20

Here are ten more movies you can watch on Tubi.

1. Conherence: TUBI LINK

Eight people who don’t like one another gather to play games while Miller’s Comet flies past the Earth. the lights go out except in one house which has the same eight people, watching the other house. Shot with no script and hardly a crew, this movie needs to be seen.

2. Double Walker: TUBI LINK

Directed by Colin West, who was also the cinematographer and co-writer along with producer and star Sylvie Mix, Double Walker presents a unique take on the ghost mythos in that it has A Wonderful Life edited throughout and gives us a world where when young girls die, their ghosts eventually age into young women that hunt and kill predatory men with a spoon and then drink their blood and also try to solve their own murders.

3. Stewardess School: TUBI LINK

If you put Judy Landers, Sandahl Bergman and Wendi Jo Sperber in a movie, I am going to watch it. Make it a slobs vs. snobs kind of movie? I’ll watch it twice. Maybe ten times.

4. Happy Birthday to Me: TUBI LINK

Happy Birthday to Me arrived in theaters at the height of the slasher boom, but it defies expectations. At times, it’s a giallo. At other times, it’s supernatural. And others, it’s a teen comedy. It’s also crazy that such a directorial talent made it — albeit one who was rumored to spray blood all over the set to make the film even gorier — and Glenn Ford are in a slasher!

5. The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T: TUBI LINK

Nearly every frame of this film looks like it escaped directly from the pages of one of his books. Of course, it tested horribly, which meant that nine of the musical numbers were cut from the film and never seen again. Plus, subplots were eliminated, new scenes were shot and existing scenes were rearranged. The film that its creator Dr. Seuss intended will probably never be seen. Yet what is there is absolutely mind destroying.

6. Violent Naples: TUBI LINK

The mobsters in this film are the kind of Italian movie bad guys that go from realistic to super villains by the end of the film, moving from robbing banks and taking hostages to hijacking school buses filled with children. John Saxon is one of them.

7. Meatballs Part II: TUBI LINK

It may not have Bill Murray, but it does have Misty Row from Hee Haw, John Larroquette, a pre-Pee-Wee Paul Ruebens, Jason Hervey, Elayne Boosler, Tammy Taylor (Don’t Go Near the Park), Blackie Dammit, Donald Gibb, Richard Mulligan, Kim Richards, an alien named Meathead played by Felix Silla and voiced by Archie Hann, who was one of the Juicy Fruits/Beach Bums/Undead in Phantom of the Paradise and it was directed by Ken Wiederhorn (Eyes of a StrangerShock Waves and King Frat).

8. The Fifth Cord: TUBI LINK

Director Luigi Bazzoni doesn’t have a huge list of films to his credit, but between this film, The Possessed and Footprints on the Moon, his take on the giallo form is unlike anyone else’s. This is more than a murder mystery. It’s a complex take on alienation and isolation at the end of the last century.

9. Mondo Cane: TUBI LINK

Mondo Cane predates and prepares us for the never-ending news cycle that we find ourselves in today. Yet even though it’s nearly sixty years old, it remains a rough testament. It doesn’t just show you the mud and filth, it pushes your face into it and laughs at you as you struggle to maintain your footing in the muck.

10. Welcome to Blood City: TUBI LINK

Directed by Peter Sasdy (The Lonely LadyTaste the Blood of DraculaHands of the Ripper), this film was a UK/Canadian tax shelter affair. But don’t hold that against it! Five strangers all wake up at the same time and have no memories of who they are, other than that they are all killers. They must travel to a Wild West town called Blood City. I really love this movie and don’t care how bad the transfer is.

TUBI PICKS: Week 19

What should you be watching on Tubi? I have some ideas.

1. Skullduggery: TUBI LINK

Coming at the center of the Venn diagram for the slasher boom and the Satanic Panic* Skullduggery is straight out of Canada and straight up nuts and I wonder, why is no one going crazy about this movie? Oh yeah — it’s also about community college theater.

2. Savage Beach: TUBI LINK

Dona and Taryn are back again, this time flying missions as federal drug enforcement agents based in Hawaii. After a successful drug bust, they are asked to fly vaccine from Molokai to Knox Island. However, they soon run afoul of nefarious forces in the Philippine government and some double agents at home looking for a sunken ship from World War II that is loaded with gold. As for me, I’m going to keep on suggesting Andy Sidaris movies until everyone loves them as much as me.

3. Frightmare: TUBI LINK

This wasn’t made by Pete Walker but it’s Norman Thaddeus Vane (Shadow of the Hawk, The Black Room) and it’s a mess but I liked it.

4. Savage Lagoon: TUBI LINK

This movie feels like walking through a lake and your feet get caught in mud and you struggle to walk but you know there’s something mysterious on the shore and it ends up being just something the light shone on and made sparkle. It also feels like space aliens beamed this down and had to wait until streaming was at the level that it is today for us to watch it and enjoy it, but never understand it.

5. Hollywood Boulevard: TUBI LINK

This movie was the result of a bet between producer Jon Davison and Roger Corman. Davison believed that he could make the cheapest New World Pictures movie ever, so he was given $60,000 and ten days.

6. Lady Iron Monkey: TUBI LINK

Not many movies have flying monkey women who can choke men out with their prehensile tails, so you should take this one and hold it close to your heart.

7. So Sweet…So Perverse: TUBI LINK

Jean (Jean-Louis Trintignant, Amour) is a rich socialite who has come to the aid of Nicole (Carroll Baker!), a gorgeous woman mixed up with Klaus (Horst Frank, The Dead Are Alive). Sure, Jean is married, but that doesn’t stop him from falling for her, even when he learns that she’s been paid to kill him. Of course, his wife Danielle (Erika Blanc!) is mixed up in this, but Nicole is smarter than she seems. Beryl Cunningham (The Salamanders) is also in this as a dancer and Helga Line (Nightmare Castle) is on hand as well.

8. Meatcleaver Masscare: TUBI LINK

You have to admire the balls of the makers of this movie. Actually, you can probably see them right now outside your window they’re so big. After all, they took footage of Sir Christopher Lee from another movie and treated it as the beginning and ending footage in this movie, then said that the film stars the Hammer hero. Some people, you know?

9. Metamorphosis: TUBI LINK

You know what I miss? Italian ripoffs of successful movies. They just don’t seem to happen anymore. Like this — obviously, it’s The Fly, but takes plenty of twists and turns. It was even titled Reanimator 2 in some countries. And it was directed by George Eastman.

10. Skinner: TUBI LINK

Dennis Skinner (Ted Raimi) has moved into the Tate household, helping them with their financial situation while widening the gap between husband and wife. He seems nice enough, but a disturbing childhood has led to him becoming a skid row slasher. However, Dennis’ past sins have come back to haunt him in the form of a past victim called Heidi (Traci Lords). Also: Ricki Lake.

TUBI PICKS: Week 18

Tubi picks are back. You can check out all of our Tubi movies on Letterboxd.

1. Macabre: TUBI LINK

I often remark that Lamberto Bava isn’t very good. If he had made more movies like this, I wouldn’t say that. There are definitely some startling moments in this.

2. L.A. AIDS Jabber: TUBI LINK

If you haven’t purchased the Visual Vengeance buy ray, you can watch this completely amazing SOV thriller on our favorite streamin service.

3. Beyond Dreams Door: TUBI LINK

Imagine a movie as hard to explain as Phantasm with — amazingly — less of a budget. That’s what you’ve got here. And it’s exactly as great as you’d hope.

4. Severed Ties: TUBI LINK

Harrison Harrison (Billy Morrissette) is a scientist who loses his arm in a regeneration experiment that leads to the limb becoming a reptilian force of evil, but he’s also a mother’s boy — his mom Helena is played by Elke Sommer! — and she has him and Doctor Hans Vaughan (Oliver Reed) wrapped around her finger, so our protagonist visits the homeless church led by Preacher (Johnny Legend) and recruits amputee veteran Stripes (Garrett Morris) and an army of the homeless.

5. Through the Fire: TUBI LINK

After some mysterious disappearances in Fort Worth, Texas, Sandra Curtis — the sister of one of the victims — hires Nick Berkley to find her lost sibling. They soon learn that a cult that worships Moloch — so they’re going to Bohemian Grove? — is behind everything and that there’s an amulet that can stop them.

6. Swamp of the Ravens: TUBI LINK

This Spanish film has no ravens — its title translates as The Swamp of the Ravens— but instead black vultures. It’s about Dr. Frosta, who believes that life can continue after death and will do anything to take that hypothesis and transform it into a theory. There’s also a guy singing to mannequins and the doctor trying to use blood to keep his girlfriend alive but he continues to take her to 6th base, as they say.

7. Hard Hunted: TUBI LINK

When you’re trying to rescue a nuclear trigger hidden inside a jade statue, it’s totally smart to just slow down and do squat thrusts in the cucumber patch with your fellow agent. Saving the world can wait. Making love in the sand can’t.

8. Final Impact: TUBI LINK

See that shirtless Lorenzo Lamas playing kickboxing champion Nick Taylor? Well, Nick is a drunken mess who never recovered from losing his title and his wife. A Vegas kickboxing championship is the goal for the whole movie, but then Nick gets the idea that he can still beat Jake, who beats him to the point that he dies in a hospital bed and yeah, you realize that you rented this for Lorenzo Lamas and now he’s dead and having Danny beat Jake is kind of anticlimatic especially when you realize that he’s probably going to end up horizontally dancing with his hero’s common law widow, but direct to video films are wild and you just roll with the punches. Or kicks.

9. Demonia: TUBI LINK

Suffice to say, these are very evil nuns. The kind of evil nuns that make cats eyeballs. Fulci!

10. Vice Academy 3: TUBI LINK

The girls of Vice Academy are back again. Linnea Quigley’s Didi gets may be gone and Ginger Lynn’s Holly is in prison, but there’s a whole new environmental issue to deal with and the threat of Malathion (Julia Parton, who did many an adult magazine photoshoot and is the cousin of Dolly), who is out to ruin Earth Day — a holiday created by a murderer (for real).

TUBI PICKS: Week 17

Here are this week’s Tubi picks! You can check out all of our Tubi movies on Letterboxd.

1.  The IncubusTUBI LINK

John Cassavetes made some of the best movies of all time. He also was in The Incubus, a movie about demon cocks.

2. A Quiet Place to Kill: TUBI LINK

I think I love Carroll Baker more than nearly all of my ex-girlfriends put together. I also like Umberto Lenzi more than a lot of people and hey, let’s not even get started on the guy who shot this, Joe D’Amato. There’s a lot to love in this movie.

3. Bell from Hell: TUBI LINK

Dreamy at times, brutally realistic at others, the real strange thing about this film is that director Claudio Guerín died when he fell — or jumped — from the tower housing the title bell on the last day of shooting.

4. The Graveyard: TUBI LINK

Lana Turner hates cats and loves people. If you know, you know.

5. The Invasion of Carol Enders: TUBI LINK

A shot on video made for TV movie about murder and ghosts? Man, Tubi, you treat us so well.

6. The Pit and the Pendulum: TUBI LINK

Barbara Steele and Vincent Price in the same movie. We really don’t deserve this and here it is, a movie that destroys me every single time I watch it. Price is incredible in it and Barbara Steele’s eyes inspired me to write a song about them.

7. Deadly Strangers: TUBI LINK

Hayley Mills in a giallo? Yes. It happened. I mean, it’s not a true Italian psychosexual nightmare but it’s so close.

8. Road Games: TUBI LINK

How many times can you try to kill Jamie Lee Curtis in 1981? Twice, which is one less than 1980.

9. Eaten Alive: TUBI LINK

If you watch the weekly Drive-In Asylum Double Feature, take this as an absolute spoiler that this movie will be on the show.

10. Eaten Alive!: TUBI LINK

Yeah, that’s two Umberto Lenzi movies but it’s also two movies with the same title and that’s pretty great. This movie is going to punch you as hard as it can and you’re going to let it.

TUBI PICKS: Week 16

Hey — do you have some Tubi picks? Share them with me…I could use the help!

1.  Twister’s Revenge!TUBI LINK

Man, Bill Rebane, what were you doing? What am I doing saying you should watch this? A computer-driven monster truck with a heart? I mean, I’ve certainly recommended worse.

2. Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks: TUBI LINK

No one knows who directed this movie for sure, why the 19th century villagers have on blue jeans or how this perverted movie got a PG rating.

3. Massacre Mafia Style: TUBI LINK

Duke Mitchell made movies his way. So get out of the way. This movie is deliriously insane in the best of ways, a grubbier mafia movie than you’ve seen before and one that had a movie scene have real guests invited and their gifts donated to pay for the movie.

4. Vice Academy 2: TUBI LINK

Linnea Quigley and Ginger Allen are back, but Teagan Clive appears as Bimbocop and takes this series into the surreal. Yes, it’s that dumb. Also, yes, it’s that good.

5. After Midnight: TUBI LINK

I started at this cover every time I rented movies and didn’t ever get it. What was I thinking? This anthology movie is a blast with an ending that makes the movie so much better.

6. Hide and Go Shriek: TUBI LINK

A way late in the game slasher that has a problematic reason for the killer killing everyone, but when has having a killer needing politically correct reasons for offing people been a thing?

7. The Adventures of Mark TwainTUBI LINK

A dying Mark Twain, some kids, Satan…the most frightening movie I’ve ever posted on the site.

I’m not joking.

8. Convoy: TUBI LINK

“Ah, breaker one-nine, this here’s the Rubber DuckYou gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c’mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shureBy golly, it’s clean clear to Flag Town, c’monYeah, that’s a big 10-4 there, Pig PenYeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddyMercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy”

9. Day of the Warrior: TUBI LINK

Yes, I will put an Andy Sidaris movie on this list, every list. This one has Julie Strain. Watch it and thank me — and Andy, and Julie, and everyone in it — for fixing your life.

10. Vampyres: TUBI LINK

I almost shared the safe for work version of this movie’s art, but Jose Larraz has gotten me in so much trouble that I feel I should lean in and support what was his best movie.

TUBI PICKS (week 15)

Welcome back to a better late than never guide to what you could be watching on Tubi.

1.  Beyond the DarknessTUBI LINK

I despise anyone who calls Joe D’Amato a hack. This movie is my evidence. This Goblin soundtrack is my church hymns. All hail the maniac who made this movie.

2. Doom Asylum: TUBI LINK

Fake movie punks — Tina and the Tots! — join a serial killer named The Coroner, Patty Mullen from Frankenhooker and, perhaps strangest of all, Kristen Davis in a slasher no one talks about.

3. UninvitedTUBI LINK

George Kennedy never said no. This is the most obvious example. Watch it and think a kind thought for him.

4. Hillbillys In a Haunted House: TUBI LINK

Not to be one of those shippers I read about, but I really hope Ferlin Huskey fucked the shit out of Joi Lansing. There, I said it. I stand behind it. I believe in love.

5. Hell of the Living Dead: TUBI LINK

Speaking of love, Bruno Mattei. That dude. I love that dude. This movie is completely the silliest and perhaps most poorly made zombie movie you’ll see and I will defend it with fists. Such is the way of my heart.

6. Invitation to Hell: TUBI LINK

I hate Wes Craven’s movies, his whining about why they never went right and the people that think that Scream means anything. But if he only made TV movies, well, I would have loved him. Because the dude knew that if you combine Satanism, Susan Lucci, Robert Urich and action figure special effects that I will fall for it every single time.

7. Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors: TUBI LINK

If you get on a train and Doctor Schreck wants to do his Tarot reading for you, just politely demur. You’ll learn why when you watch this.

8. Horror High: TUBI LINK

More people should watch this movie. Like, you should watch this right now. If you’re busy, change your plans.

9. Legend of the Werewolf Woman: TUBI LINK

My love for the goofy side of horror is well-documented by myself. Also, my zeal for movies where monsters are all about fucking. I mean, this is a whole movie about a wolf woman who just wants to howl at the moon. Get into it.

10. Freeway: TUBI LINK

There’s no way this movie should be so good, but somehow, it surprises you at every single opportunity. Also: Brooke Shields is in it!

You can see all of the Tubi picks from this series on Letterboxd.