Welcome back to a better late than never guide to what you could be watching on Tubi.
1. Beyond the Darkness: TUBI LINK
I despise anyone who calls Joe D’Amato a hack. This movie is my evidence. This Goblin soundtrack is my church hymns. All hail the maniac who made this movie.
2. Doom Asylum: TUBI LINK
Fake movie punks — Tina and the Tots! — join a serial killer named The Coroner, Patty Mullen from Frankenhooker and, perhaps strangest of all, Kristen Davis in a slasher no one talks about.
George Kennedy never said no. This is the most obvious example. Watch it and think a kind thought for him.
4. Hillbillys In a Haunted House: TUBI LINK
Not to be one of those shippers I read about, but I really hope Ferlin Huskey fucked the shit out of Joi Lansing. There, I said it. I stand behind it. I believe in love.
5. Hell of the Living Dead: TUBI LINK
Speaking of love, Bruno Mattei. That dude. I love that dude. This movie is completely the silliest and perhaps most poorly made zombie movie you’ll see and I will defend it with fists. Such is the way of my heart.
6. Invitation to Hell: TUBI LINK
I hate Wes Craven’s movies, his whining about why they never went right and the people that think that Scream means anything. But if he only made TV movies, well, I would have loved him. Because the dude knew that if you combine Satanism, Susan Lucci, Robert Urich and action figure special effects that I will fall for it every single time.
7. Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors: TUBI LINK
If you get on a train and Doctor Schreck wants to do his Tarot reading for you, just politely demur. You’ll learn why when you watch this.
8. Horror High: TUBI LINK
More people should watch this movie. Like, you should watch this right now. If you’re busy, change your plans.
9. Legend of the Werewolf Woman: TUBI LINK
My love for the goofy side of horror is well-documented by myself. Also, my zeal for movies where monsters are all about fucking. I mean, this is a whole movie about a wolf woman who just wants to howl at the moon. Get into it.
There’s no way this movie should be so good, but somehow, it surprises you at every single opportunity. Also: Brooke Shields is in it!
You can see all of the Tubi picks from this series on Letterboxd.
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