TUBI ORIGINAL: Killing Diana (2022)

If you aren’t sick of royal TV coverage yet, well, Tubi has you covered.

Written by Chip Selby (who also created Tubi’s Sins of the Father: The Green River Killer) and narrated by Peta Johnson, this film is about the life and death of Diana Spencer, the Princess of Wales. Born into nobility, her wedding to Charles on July 29, 1981 was watched all over the world. When I went to college over a decade later, my work study boss had an entire office decorated with imagery of the royals but mainly Princess Diana. She even had a wastebasket with her face on it that no one was allowed to use. She was beyond beloved by the public because even though she was rich and famous, she still seemed like one of them; she was also a patron of more than a hundred charities including ones that the royal family — and many others in the 80s — avoided like AIDS, leprosy and landmines. Stephen Lee, director of the UK Institute of Charity Fundraising Managers, would say “Her overall effect on charity is probably more significant than any other person’s in the 20th century.”

I remember where I was the day she died, as inglorious as it was. It was late, after being at the Canfield Fair and we were in a Taco Bell when it came on the news and everyone just stared at the screen. This was before the internet and when moments seemed stil able to stop time.

Diana also endured unprecedented press coverage of her every move — this documentary says that the very press that chased her into her death in a Paris car accident reported on her as she died in the street — and an uncaring husband who probably wasn’t able to come to terms with her popularity.

She started as a shy woman but became an advocate for mental health, revealing her eating disorder to the world. By the end of her life — even beyond — she became someone special to so many people. As her brother the Earl Spencer said in his eulogy, “Diana was the very essence of compassion, of duty, of style, of beauty. All over the world she was a symbol of selfless humanity. All over the world, a standard bearer for the rights of the truly downtrodden, a very British girl who transcended nationality. Someone with a natural nobility who was classless and who proved in the last year that she needed no royal title to continue to generate her particular brand of magic.”

This speech was quite controversial. But then again, the Queen originally said nothing when she died. Perhaps the family could not comprehend that the people loved someone more than them, someone they had been told by tabloids and decrees not to believe in.

This film tries to explain how she died, but perhaps what’s most important is to know that she lived. And for as stupid as it is to have royalty today, sometimes someone special can emerge from that circus and inspire us.

You can watch this on Tubi.

What’s On ScreenPix?

Tubi picks are coming back, I promise, but I wanted to get the word out about ScreenPix. They aren’t paying me but let me tell you, other than Tubi, no other channel gives me more of the old school video store feeling than this one.

ScreenPix is similar to StarzEncore and offers a handpicked selection of uncut and commercial-free classic films. I subscribe to it through the Roku Channel and it’s $2.99 a month. I know you can also add it through Apple TV, Amazon Prime and some cable providers.

One of the reasons I have kept my subscription is because ScreenPix is owned by Epix, which is owned by MGM, which owns so much of the Cannon catalog. That means that so many Cannon movies that you might be hunting for are right here for one low price. There’s also more than just Cannon!

Also: If you click any of the titles, you can read the full article on each movie.

Here are some movies that are now on ScreenPix that you might want to check out:

Valley of the Dolls: There are times when I get down and I know that I just have to take a handful of dolls to feel better. Or maybe just watch this.

Lady Chatterley’s LoverWant to pretend that you’re a grown up and you have Cinemax and can watch this whenever you want? Now you can. You can live that life.

House of the Long ShadowsIt took Cannon to get the greatest living horror stars into a movie that totally doesn’t do them any justice, but hey, here it is.

10 to Midnight: “You know what this is for, Warren? It’s for jacking off!”

Assassination: “I don’t want to die from a terminal orgasm.”

Hero and the TerrorI kind of love that this movie puts Chuck up against something that he just can’t sidekick to solve, which means he still kicks it.

Ghosts Can’t Do ItIf you ever wanted to know what movie I hate, this is it. This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen and yet I still hate watch it all the time.

JoeA movie not discussed so much today, this was such a big movie that it totally made the pre-Golan and Globus Cannon.

Unholy RollersIf you don’t want to watch Claudia Jennings in a roller derby movie, we can never be friends.

Pray for DeathIf you told young Sam that one day, he could watch this movie any time over his TV whenever he pressed a button, he would have been so happy. He still is.

Treasure of the Four CrownsIt’s not in 3D but let me tell you, no movie is going to try so hard to entertain you. What a glorious piece of insanity this is.

The Seven Magnificent GladiatorsBruno Mattei making a movie for Cannon. Can life be perfect? Yes, for a very short time.

Operation Kid BrotherIf you think you’ve seen every Connery Bond, well, have you seen the one with every Bond actor but Sean and instead it has his brother? Well, get on it.

The Naked CageA Cannon WIP movie? Oh yes.

Double TroubleIf you watched Cannon’s The Barbarians and wanted more of the Barbarian Brothers, well…I have so really good news for you.

Penitentiary 2: Yes, that is Ernie Hudson trying to kill our hero in this picture. This movie is beyond great. In fact, this series just keeps getting better with every sequel.

Avenging ForceIf you love Cannon and you haven’t seen this movie, then you don’t love Cannon as much as you will. Dudikoff. James. John P. Ryan being a maniac. Oh man, I love this movie more than most of my ex-girlfriends.

RageRichard Norton as a kickboxer caught with his pants down. A 21st Century Menahem made masterpiece!

P.O.W. The EscapeIf you drink every time someone mentions everyone going home, you won’t.

Exterminator 2You won’t believe that this movie — just like Joe above — was saved in the edit.

Timestalkers: Terry Funk, Bob the Goon and Klaus Kinski. Did I cast this?

The Happy Hooker Goes HollywoodAdmit it. You want to see Adam West’s fuck style. Well, here’s your chance. I mean, it’s softcore but still. Also an early Cannon!

Body and SoulLeon Isaac Kennedy could make a movie about eating dinner and I would watch it. Luckily, he made way more exciting movies than that.

Tough Guys Don’t DanceIf nothing makes you sign up for this channel, this should do it. I want everyone reading this to see this movie and get obsessed.

Sharon’s BabyThere are days when I look through movies and just drive my wife nuts. I started yelling so loud when I saw that this ScreenPix had this movie under its alternate title that she thought I was hurt.  I think that perhaps I overreacted but I also think it was justified.

The Fourth WarAnother deep cut Cannon video release! If Roy Scheider gets drunk on J&B, is it a giallo?

Finest Hour: A 21st Century Golan release that asks, what if Top Gun had Navy SEALS and Rob Lowe?

There’s also tons of Larry Cohen, Phil Collins in BusterSome Girls DoCrimewaveRolling ThunderMidnight Witness from 21st Century, Wild ThingDetroit 9000The Crimson Cult, TentaclesSquirmThe Rosary MurdersAre You In the House Alone?Iron Warrior, Cannon’s Aladdin, rare Cannon find The Kitchen TotoRappin’The Late Great Planet EarthPowaqqatsiDeja VuSurrenderOver the Brooklyn Bridge and The Apple.

CANNON MONTH 2: Getting Even (1989)

Roy Evans (Harrison Muller, SheWarrior of the Lost WorldThe Lonely Lady2020 Texas GladiatorsThe Throne of Fire — that’s what we call a career) was homeless, but has been called out of retirement by his former commanding officer Dundee (Richard Roundtree!) after he saves a woman from getting assaulted. Now, he must hunt down the man that betrayed him back in Vietnam and left him a POW for five years, the drug dealer Slisko (Michael Aronin, Cruising). Plus, there are some murders going down at the same time because why just have one story in your movie?

Agent Roberts (George Ardisson, who was Theseus in Hercules In the Haunted World) thinks that Slisko and the prostitute killer are the same person. After all, he killed a hooker back in Vietnam using a knife that makes the same stab wounds show up on all of these dead women now.

Muller and Roundtree were also in Miami Cops, which one assumes was probably made at the very same time as this, seeing how they both also have Aronin and Zombi zombie Ottaviano Dell’Acqua in the cast.

This was directed and written by Leandro Lucchetti, who also wrote Caged Women and directed La ragnatela del silenzio – A.I.D.S, an erotic thriller all about — you guessed it — A.I.D.S.

The best thing about this movie is the poster as well as the many bamboo buildings that get blown up real good.

CANNON MONTH 2: Luise knackt den Jackpot (1995)

Luise (Marianne Sägebrecht, who would be best known to American audiences for being in The War of the Roses and genre fans for being in Dust Devil; she’s one of Germany’s most famous actresses) runs a travel agency with her husband Matthias (Oliver Reed). When the couple goes on a tour of Kazakhstan and do better than meeting Borat. She ends up winning millions in a lottery and buys a villa with her own butler (David Warner).

Menahem Golan directed this from a script by Pini Eden, an Israeli writer whose career in entertainment started as a singer. After spending some time in Europe, where she recorded more than ten records and won The Golden Bridge song competition, she started writing plays and then movies.

Of all the 21st Century releases that Menahem got out there, this is one of the hardest to find. Go figure — no one other than probably me has any interest in one of his films starring a cast of German and other foreign actors.

CANNON MONTH 2: Russian Roulette – Moscow 95 (1995)

Did Menahem Golan love Oliver Reed and Jan-Michael Vincent or what? They were in so many of his later films. Like this one, in which four American widows takes revenge on the Russian mafia in Moscow after their husbands are killed.

This has only come out on VHS and never made it to DVD or blu ray. It’s pretty difficult to find, despite having those two stars in the cast, as well as Barbara Carrera and Karen Moncrieff, who is also in a bunch of 21st Century films.

Made in Germany and Belarus and released in the German language, I’ve been trying to hunt this down. It was directed by Menahem and written by Andriew Sasmonof, who never wrote another movie.

Has anyone seen it? Do you have the VHS? Let me know. The best I can find is how I watched it, an OK.RU link, which is one small tiny little leap away from the Dark Web.

 

CANNON MONTH 2: Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde (1993)

What if Bonnie and Clyde were alive in 1993 and pulled the same crimes? Well, this movie has that for you and it has Maureen Flannigan as Bonnie and Scott Wolf as Clyde.

Directed by John Shepphird (FirestormJersey Shore Shark Attack), who co-wrote the script with Steve Jankowski, who wrote several of Shepphird’s movies like Chupacabra TerrorBlood Money and I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.

Wolf was best known for being on Party of Five while Flannagan was Evie on Out of This World. This movie was her attempt at changing her image, which mainly means lots of violence and even more sex. It’s kind of wild that this movie got out there a year before Natural Born Killers and does a lot of the same things without all the meta commentary and multiple film stocks.

The true revelation for me was that the cop who is tracking them down, Sanchez, is Don Novello. Yes, Father Guido Sarducci. He’s great in this and he’s completely serious.

The other thing is that this goes from Clyde being in love from afar to a romance on the run to an actual relationship, yet the darkness that grows around them gets intense, as we all know where the movie ends. And yes, the close is bleak and bloody and it’s unexpected even though it’s expected. I mean, the squib budget for this film must have been the entire budget.

CANNON MONTH 2: Dead Center (1993)

Steve Carver has a pretty good track record. I mean, if he only made Lone Wolf McQuadeAn Eye for an EyeSteelJocksThe ArenaBig Bad MamaCaponeFast Charlie…the Moonbeam Rider and River of Death are all pretty fun or weird or at least have a moment that entertains you.

Joe (Justin Lazard) is a killer. He’s not elegant, but he’s ruthless. But the law has finally caught up with him and he’s facing the chair.

Or maybe not. Mary (Rachel York) makes him an offer on behalf of the U.S. government: train to be an elite hitman or die. Under the watchful eye of Saunders (Eb Lottimer), Mary trains him to be an unstoppable assassin.

His first mission is to kill Ambassador Chavez (David Carradine) at a Washington, D.C. art gallery. He easily pulls it off, but angers Saunders when he leaves a loose end: an innocent tourist who photographed the crime scene. That woman is killed in a fire.

So yeah. El Butch Nikita.

Mary gets suspicious of her boss and learns that he’s really working not for the interests of the U.s. but instead using his killing machines to commit legal murders for crime boss Emilio Cordoba (Frank McCarthy). Saunders next commands Joe to kill Congressman Clark (JoeStraderr) and also tells Mary to erase him afterward. Of course, Joe is in love with Mary, so they run off together, pulling off their own killings, like wiping Cordoba off the map.

Then, the two infiltrate the toxic chemical lab that is Saunders’ base. Joe blows it up real good and heads off to sleep with a blonde, just like James Bond would, but Mary ends up saving him from her, as his love interest — for the evening — ends up being a killer.

After having his books The Park Is Mine and The Fourth War into movies, Stephen Peters started writing movies of his own. He got set for life when he wrote Wild Things. For this one, he had Menahem Golan giving him the initial story, which for all we know was a few words, as his story for Ninja 3: The Domination was “Female ninja.”

CANNON MONTH 2: Deadly Heroes (1993)

Sure, Deadly Heroes is pretty much The Delta Force and it has the same chase scenes from Killing Streets, but if you’ve learned anything from Cannon Month, it’s that I forgive Menahem Golan on a level that I only extend to Joe D’Amato, Bruno Mattei and Jess Franco.

A young kid learns named Paul Cartowski learns that terrorists are taking over a flight out of the Athens airport with plastic guns. He tells his dad Brad (Michael Paré), a former CIA agent and Navy SEAL, who tries to stop them and is injured. The terrorists take his wife and head to North Africa, with Cartowski in hot pursuit along with his former SEAL buddy Grant (Jan-Michael Vincent). Our hero is taken and tortured — I mean, what action hero didn’t get electroshock trauma in the direct to video era — but he comes back with a ton of SEALs and everyone dies.

That said, the bad guys seem badder because their leader, Carlos, is Billy Drago. Man, Drago is from Kansas and is part Native American, but I never have any idea where his accent is coming from other than being lunatic Drago. Whether he’s Frank Nitti in The Untouchables or fighting Chuck Norris in Delta Force 2: The Columbia Connection, he’s always menacing in a way that seems non-acting.

Damian and Gregory Lee wrote this, using the secret name Joseph Goldman. Damian is probably best known for the movies Abraxas and Ski School.

The main reason to watch this is that it’s a Menahem-directed movie. Nearly all of the film’s crew members were Israeli, including cinematographer Yelhiel-Hilik Neeman, art director Avishay “Avi” Avivi and actors Alon Abutbul, Uri Gavriel and Galit Giat, who is Alya, the female terrorist who tortures Paré. This was her first movie and she’s incredible. Gabi Arami, who was the awesome cab driver in Killing Streets, has the same role here due to this using so much of that footage.

I mean, this is very nearly a Cannon movie. How do I know? Yehuda Efroni is in it. And wow, there’s Menahem himself as a fisherman!

Gameboys: The Movie (2021)

Gavreel (Kokoy De Santos) and Cairo (Elijah Canlas) started as fellow gamers but after getting to spend some time together at Gavreel’s house, they’ve become lovers. But when Cairo must return home, they learn that distance and the pandemic stand in the way of their love.

Based on the first Boys’ Love series in the Philippines which aired in the U.S. on Netflix, Gameboys: The Movie is the next part of the story. Despite the boys finally getting the opportunity to see each other in person, their time is limited, as Terrence (Kyle Velino) and Wesley (Miggy Jimenez) interrupt and Gavreel’s aunt Susan (Angie Castrence) appears and brings her homophobia to their lives.

I really liked the way the movie used screens to show the story and allowed me to learn who the boys were in a way that dialogue wouldn’t be able to. You know, I never would pick this movie to watch and I’m so glad I did. It brought me into two lives that I would otherwise not be able to experience and that’s what great cinema can do.

Gameboys: The Movie is available on demand and on DVD from Dark Star Pictures.

VISUAL VENGEANCE BLU RAY RELEASE: Slaughter Day (1991)

Brent and Blake Cousins started by making lo-fi shot on video wildness and have made movies like Rising Dead and documentaries like Who Saw the Men In BlackUFO ReportUFO Events – The Best of Third Phase and Countdown to Disclosure: The Secret Technology Behind the Space Force.

But when I say lo-fi, don’t forget I am also saying high concept. For 58 minutes the brothers put not only their lives on the line, but what looks like the lives of every single one of their friends, all to entertain you like you’ve never been entertained before.

Sure, people have been making movies inspired by The Evil Dead since that movie got made. But have you seen one where the evil book is really H.R. Giger’s Necronomicon?

Blake and Jonah (Blake and Brent) are twin brothers who are supposed to be fixing up a cabin, but when they arrive, they find their co-worker — and nemesis — John (or Johns, the Hawaiian stoner accents are amazing and infectious) hacking a man to death. Oh yeah — the guy has always been a jerk, but once he started reading that Giger art book, he got to be a real jerk. And then he found that possessed air filtration mask and started everyone on the crew huffing on it and now, well, now it’s a problem that our twin heroes have to stop.

You know how I always say zombie movies are boring? This movie punched, kicked, then spin kicked me in the face and then threw a guy off a building to convince me I was wrong, so wrong. The camera never stops moving and even finds some artistic framing for so many shots and that makes me forgive that I can keep hearing one of the Cousins brothers — man, that’s nearly a pro wrestling tag team appellation if I ever heard one — yell “Go!” throughout the movie. Or that this was shot on S-VHS and edited VCR to VCR. But you know what? There are people with credits that take four hours filled with multiple CGI studios and none of them have the non-stop action and balls of this movie.

Axe mutilations! Men folded in half by demonic portals! Fisticuffs! Slugfests! Geysers of gore! A shotgun that obviously has lit fireworks emerging from it! Car chases with no permits! Hawaii! Sometimes people say “This movie has it all,” but this was the movie they were talking about.

This is the best movie I’ve seen all summer. If you’re a square who needs things like credits that make sense, continuity, a lack of tracking static, a clear picture and an actual story, well, you can go get fucked.

The blu ray — available from MVD — is the first time this movie has ever been released on any disc format! Made from an archival 1991 SD master from original tapes, it also has:

  • New audio commentary with Brent and Blake Cousins
  • Interview: The Cousins Brothers Today
  • Alternate takes
  • Limited Edition Slipcase by The Dude Designs — FIRST PRESSING ONLY
  • Early short film: Full Metal Platoon
  • Slaughter Day theme song
  • Slaughter Day 2: Original short film (1989)
  • Slaughter Day 3: Original short film (1989)
  • Slaughter Day 4: original shirt films (1989)
  • Original trailer
  • Trailers for other Cousins films
  • Folded mini-poster
  • Four Page Liner notes by Tony Strauss of Weng’s Chop magazine
  • Stick your own’video store sticker sheet
  • Visual Vengeance trailers
  • Reversible Sleeve featuring original VHS art

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