BASTARD PUPS OF JAWS: Cruel Jaws (1995)

Cruel Jaws has been released as Jaws 5 in many countries. It has nothing to do with the Jaws series of films other than ripping off footage from the first three films, as well as Deep Blood and The Last Shark. In fact, it goes so far to be Jaws that it rips off Hooper's dialogue about what we know… Continue reading BASTARD PUPS OF JAWS: Cruel Jaws (1995)

BASTARD PUPS OF JAWS: Piranha (1995)

In case Piranha wasn't enough for you, Roger Corman produced this 1995 Showtime movie that's a shot for shot remake of the original. It gets better -- or worse -- because instead of shooting new special effects for the film, Corman recycled the special effects and the screenplay from the original minus the humor. If you listen… Continue reading BASTARD PUPS OF JAWS: Piranha (1995)

2018 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 11: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

Day 11 of the Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge is 11. That Soundtrack Though. One where the soundtrack is more impressive than the movie itself. And while I really love Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, I can also admit that I think the soundtrack is way better than the movie it plays during. Unlike the HBO… Continue reading 2018 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 11: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

Copycat (1995)

What happens when a serial killer expert has to face off with the real thing? That's what happens when Dr. Helen Hudson (Sigourney Weaver, Alien) is cornered and attacked by a man she profiled, Daryll Lee Cullum (Harry Connick Jr.). For the next 18 months, Dr. Hudson is a recluse, refusing to leave her computer… Continue reading Copycat (1995)

VIDEO GAME WEEK: Mortal Kombat (1995)

The first Mortal Kombat video game is essentially Enter the Dragon with some magic and ninjas added. So it stands to reason that the movie should be pretty much the same idea -- a martial arts tournament to the death with implications for our entire world. And the movie delivers the goods. Director Paul W. S. Anderson (Soldier, the Resident Evil films,… Continue reading VIDEO GAME WEEK: Mortal Kombat (1995)

Tales from the Hood (1995)

Pittsburgh born Rusty Cundieff co-wrote and directed this portmanteau film, which takes the structure of an Amicus film and positions it against the problems of African-Americans circa 1995 (sadly, these problems haven't changed all that much in the past 22 years). During the framing sequence, Welcome to My Mortuary, the drug dealing team of Stack (Joe Torry),… Continue reading Tales from the Hood (1995)

CHRISTMAS CINEMA: While You Were Sleeping (1995)

Becca said, "Don't you have one more Christmas movie to do?" I said, "We should watch The Car. Or how about Lizard in a Woman's Skin?" She then told me she had a surprise for me. This was the surprise. Yes, Sandra Bullock is lonely and working for the CTA when she sees Peter Gallagher every single… Continue reading CHRISTMAS CINEMA: While You Were Sleeping (1995)

CHRISTMAS CINEMA: Home for the Holidays (1995)

Becca and I often argue over what movie we are watching next. When you have thousands of movies, this back and forth can go on all night long -- particularly when the only movies I ever want to watch are The Car and Dredd. That said, I always give in to my wonderful and glamorous… Continue reading CHRISTMAS CINEMA: Home for the Holidays (1995)