You’d think I’d stop after three Vice Academy movies. Guess what? I’m the person that watched 160 slashers in October and 130 spy movies in April. I’ll watch every single Vice Academy movie that comes my way.
Candy (Elizabeth Kaitan, who played this role in Vice Academy 3 to 6) and her new partner Samantha (Rebecca Rocheford) are up against Malathion (Julia Parton), who has broken out of jail again. Yes, it’s the same plot as just about every other one of these films, but you aren’t watching this for the plot.
The Commissioner and Miss Thelma are getting married, as long as our villain and her new man Anvil (Steve Mateo, who was Professor Kaufinger in 3 and Brock in 5) have their sinister way.
Rick Sloane based one of the characters in this movie on his mom. Yes, in a sex comedy. That’s why I love life. Even when things seem dark, weirdness in all its wonder is all around us.
You will learn nothing from this movie. You will not find the secret to any mystery. You will see some girls in 90’s underwear and some dumb cop jokes. That said, perhaps those two things are the answer to life.