APRIL MOVIE THON 4: The Pack (1977)

April 8: Zoo Lover’s Day — You know what that means. Animal attack films!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Jennifer Upton is an American (non-werewolf) writer/editor in London. She currently works as a freelance ghostwriter of personal memoirs and writes for several blogs on topics as diverse as film history, punk rock, women’s issues, and international politics. For links to her work, please visit https://www.jennuptonwriter.com or send her a Tweet @Jennxldn

A late ‘70s film about abandoned canines on a remote camping area called Seal Island who revert to a feral pack existence and terrorize the asshole humans on vacation who left them to starve after summer vacation. A few innocent people on a camping/fishing trip fall afoul and get eaten, but those are the breaks when your species is so cruel. Lesson? Be kind and carry treats. 

Director Robert Clouse (Enter the Dragon) does quite a good job creating tension, although I did find the subplot about the dad trying to get his nerd son laid a bit weird. Who goes to an isolated island for that?

Strange subplots aside, a few scenes in The Pack feel a bit like the siege scenes in the original Night of the Living Dead. A lot of people have genuine fear of dogs and Clouse exploits this to the max. It’s a statistical fact that a criminal on the run is less afraid of a cop with a gun than a police dog. Dogs can be our best friends, but the instinct to fear an unrelenting predator lies deep with human DNA. The scenes with the blind man and his faithful hero guide German Shepherd are suspenseful and had me rooting for them. 

Joe Don Baker plays a down-to-earth wildlife expert named Jerry thrown into a situation where he must protect both himself and his son, the locals (including a blind man) and his new girlfriend and her son. I thought the film was going to go into Jaws territory but was pleasantly surprised at the originality on display here. There’s even one scene where one of the pack attacks a car that I’m almost positive inspired U of M’s Steve King to sit down and write Cujo

All the dog stunts in this film are great. Especially noteworthy are the scenes where there are multiple dogs of different breeds and temperaments all following the in same instructions simultaneously. I’ve been to a dog’s birthday party, and I can tell you, getting them all to sit still and look in the same direction for a photo takes time and patience. One can only imagine the time it took the trainer (s) stage some of the scenes in this film. 

The film’s star dog gives (a collie mix) a great performance in the end scene, where he wants to learn to trust humans again, but he’s still not quite over the trauma he’s been through. The dog’s behavior in this scene is absolutely spot on and will be familiar  to anyone who has ever worked with traumatized rescue dogs.  The mixture of apprehension and desire for food is both heart-breaking and a little scary. 

The late ‘70s were the peak era of primal fear films. This under-seen film stands proudly with the best of them. 

SEVERIN 4K UHD AND BLU RAY RELEASE: Delicatessen (1991)

Somewhere after the end of the world, somewhere in France, Calpet (Jean-Claude Dreyfus), the landlord, murders and slices up his victims to sell as meat to his hungry tenants. A clown named Louison (Dominique Pinon) answers the latest help wanted ad that brings in bodies, but he’s such a good worker that no one wants to kill him. He’s also fallen in love with Calpet’s daughter, Julie (Marie-Laure Dougnac).

She loves him so much that to save him, she works with the Troglodistes, vegetarian underground soldiers who are trying to make the world safe and maybe a little less cannibalistic. Instead of Louison, they rescue Mademoiselle Plusse (Karin Viard), who, like every tenant, wants the clown to die so that they can stay well-fed.

The directors would go on to make City of Lost Children together, and Jeunet also directed Amélie and Alien Resurrection. When the Troglodistes initially appear in this, he claims it is his tribute to the original Alien and how the xenomorph is revealed.

Presented in the U.S. by Terry Gilliam, this film feels like something exists to be discovered in every frame. It’s childlike while also frightening in what it depicts. And Jess Franco vet Howard Vernon is in it!

I’m so glad to have this new Severin release. I’d never seen anything like it before, and now I want to watch each moment again and again.

The Severin 4K UHD and Blu-Ray release of Delicatessan includes a commentary by co-director Jean-Pierre Jeunet, an interview with Jeunet and co-director Marc Caro, a making-of, an interview with Terry Gilliam, a trailer, interviews with nearly everyone in the cast and crew, a short by the directors called Le Bunker De La Dernière Rafale, Jean-Pierre Jeunet archives and an exclusive book by Claire Donner of The Miskatonic Institute Of Horror Studies. You can get it from Severin.

SEVERIN 4K UHD AND BLU RAY RELEASE: Russ Meyer’s Up! (1976)

I have no idea what’s in the water in Miranda, California, but wow.

Hitler himself — now Adolf Schwartz (Edward Schaaf) — lives in a Bavarian castle there, in a pentuple with The Headsperson (Candy Samples, using the name Mary Gavin; she’s also in Fantasm and Fantasm Comes Again, as well as Meyer’s Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens, playing The Very Big Blonde, which sums her up), The Ethiopian Chef (Elaine Collins, Deep Jaws), Limehouse (Su Ling, Ilsa Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks) and Paul (Robert McLane, one of the first actors to appear in a movie that accurately depicted gay lovemaking, A Very Natural Thing). After a scene where every one of his lovers abuses him, he retires to a bubble bath where he is killed by a black-gloved killer who throws a piranha in the tub.

Is this a Giallo?

No, as much as it’s a Greek tragedy just because it has Kitten Natividad as the Greek Chrous. Born Francesca Isabel Natividad in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua State, Mexico, she went from not knowing English until she was ten to being her Texas high school class president. A maid and a cook to Stella Stevens, she enlarged her bust and started dancing, eventually gaining a 44G bra size. By the second movie she made with Meyer, Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens, she’d had another breast surgery and left her husband for the auteur. She kept on dancing, doing nude photograph and eventually hardcore porn, as well as being the stripper for Sean Penn’s bachelor party before he married Madonna.

But yeah, she’s the Greek Chorus. It’s incredible.

Margo Winchester (Raven De La Croix, who designed her own costumes and did her own stunts; it’s hard to say which of Meyer’s women is the most perfect, but you can make a case for her; supposedly she was once engaged to Greg “The Hammer” Valentine) hitchikes into town and is instantly in trouble, making Sheriff Homer Johnson (Monty Bane) hot and bothered and then being insulted by local rich kid Leonard Box (Larry Dean), who she kills in self-defense, which gets her into Johnson’s bed.

To keep her busy — and out of other beds — Homer gets her a job at Alice’s (Janet Wood, Pamela from Terror at Red Wolf Inn) diner, where Alice’s husband Paul — yes, the same one who porked Hitler’s keister — also works. Paul and Margo soon make love at the edge of a lake, while the Sheriff gets head from Chesty Young Thing (Marianne Marks) and is nearly caught in bed with Pocahontas (Foxe Lae).

At this point, Margo decides to strip in public and is attacked not only by a limberjack named Rafe (Bob Schott) but every man in the place. Homer saves her, but he and Rafe murder one another.

Then, Margo reveals that she’s a secret agent, out to learn who killed Hitler. It turns out it was Alice, Eva Braun Jr., who chases our heroine through the scenic landscape, both nude, before they make up and start, well, making out. Paul shows up and shoots her — she wanted revenge for him buggering the Fuhrer, he wanted revenge because he loved the guy — and Margo ends up arresting both of them.

Shot around the summer cabin of Wilfred Bud Kues, a war buddy of Meyer’s for decades, this found Russ and Roger Ebert working together again to make a movie that has men somehow recover from axe wounds, a masked killer, overwritten dialogue in the best way and one of Meyer’s last movies that finds him going out in a way that he could be proud of.

Scanned in 4K from the original negative by Severin Films with new and archival special features curated in association with The Russ Meyer Trust, the Severin release of Russ Meyer’s Up! comes with audio commentary by film historian Elizabeth Purchell, an interview with actress Raven De La Croix and a radio commercial. You can get it from Severin.

SEVERIN BLU RAY RELEASE: Motorpsycho (1965)

Made just before Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!Motorpsycho has bikers Brahmin (Steve Oliver), Slick (Thomas Scott) and Rufus (F. Rufus Owens) assaulting women and killing their husbands. Their next victim is Gail Maddox (Holle K. Winters), the wife of veterinarian Cory Maddox (Alex Rocco). As he gets her to the hospital, the gang have already tracked their next victim, Ruby Bonner (Haji, who seriously seems to be some kind of goddess from another planet*), the way too young wife of Harry Bonner (Coleman Francis), who she hates with all her being. They’re both shot and left for dead, but Cory saves her and says he can take her as far as the next town. He wants to kill everyone who dared touch his wife.

There’s an incredible scene where a snake bites Cory and he demands that Ruby suck the poison out. It gets wild, let me tell you. “Suck it!” he keeps yelling. Man, Russ Meyer is anything but subtle.

I imagine that this story is taking place in the same desert as Pussycat! and we’re just lucky that the male bikers never met Varla, Rosie and Billie.

Haji’s real name was Barbarella Catton. Beyond the two Meyer movies mentioned already, she’s also in his movies Good Morning and… Goodbye!Beyond the Valley of the Dolls and Supervixens. She started exotic dancing at the age of 14 and she wrote most of her dialogue in his movies. I’m overjoyed by the fact that she’s also in Demonoid, one of my favorite movies, as well as Wam Bam Thank You Spaceman, Bigfoot,  and Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks, using the name Haji Cat. She continued performing in burlesque shows until a year before her death in 2013.

* I have evidence. She told Chris Poggiali, “I’ve always claimed that I’m just a visitor from another place, here to restore energy to my body. My mother was from another galaxy. She brought me here, and we settled in Quebec, but I’ve been here many times before that.”

Extras include commentary by film historian Elizabeth Purchell and filmmaker Zach Clark; interviews with Haji and Alex Rocco and a trailer. Get it from Severin.

APRIL MOVIE THON 4: The Protector (1985)

April 7: Jackie Day — Celebrate Jackie Chan’s birthday!

The Protector was a troubled creation. Initially, it would be written by Robert Clouse for Christmas 1982, but that got. However, that version was delayed after Project A went over schedule. After some retooling, James Glickenhaus came on to direct, which led to this movie being sold as “When the no. 1 action director meets the no. 1 action star… Watch out!”

Guess what? They didn’t get along. Chan learned that no one in America cared about taking the time to do fight choreography. In Hong Kong, he’d get a month to do one. In America? Two days.

This meant there were two versions, one for the U.S. and the other for Hong Kong. In both, Jackie plays Billy Wong, an NYPD cop who gets a new partner, Danny Garoni (Danny Aiello), and heads to Hong Kong to stop a kidnapping and a drug deal. Even though the goal was to make Jackie into Clint Eastwood — had no one learned that they tried to make him into Bruce Lee and it didn’t work until he was himself? — but at least he fights Bill “Superfoot” Wallace. The Hong Kong version adds a dancer — May-Fong Ho (Sally Yeh) — whose father was killed by gangsters.

Wrestling fans may be surprised to see Big John Studd show up in the beginning. There’s no extended battle between him and Jackie, who shoots him. Studd, who was born in Saxonburg, PA, is also in Double AgentThe Marrying ManHarley Davidson and the Marloboro ManHyper SpaceCaged In Paradiso and Micki & Maude. He also appeared in episodes of The A-TeamHunter and Beauty and the Beast.

After this, Jackie made the movie he wanted with Police Story. He wouldn’t be a star in the U.S. until Rumble In the Bronx. As for the Robert Crouse script that he didn’t make, it would be filmed as China O’Brien with another Golden Harvest star, Cynthia Rothrock.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Left One Alive (2024)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Exploitation-film historian A.C. Nicholas, who has a sketchy background and hails from parts unknown in Western Pennsylvania, was once a drive-in theater projectionist and disk jockey. In addition to being a writer, editor, podcaster, and voice-over artist, he’s a regular guest co-host on the streaming Drive-In Asylum Double Feature and has been a guest on the Making Tarantino podcast. He also contributes to the Drive-In Asylum fanzine. His essay, “Of Punks and Stains and Student Films: A Tribute to Night Flight, the 80s Late-Night Cult Sensation,” appeared in Drive-In Asylum #26.

As I logged another film in my Letterboxd list, a list that is now approaching 5,000 films, I paused a moment to reflect. I’ve been a film buff all my life, well over 50 years, and I appreciate how difficult it is to make a film on a small budget. Back in the day, even as a pre-teen, I recognized that Hammer Film’s The Gorgon, with my childhood heroes Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, was a good horror film, despite some shaky sets and special effects (hey, look at the wobbly sets and the phony snakes in the Gorgon’s hair!). Unlike haughty film snobs, I’ve always tried to temper my expectations and not dismiss a film simply because the filmmakers had limited resources. With the advent of affordable technology, now anyone can make a film. Most efforts, however, turn out as you’d expect: unwatchable amateur hours, filled with boneheaded dialogue, sub-community-theater acting, badly composed shots with terrible lighting, mismatched edits, and poorly recorded sound. I’ve spent many soul-crushing hours with my eyes glazing over watching things where the only positive comments I could make were that “it’s a film,” though just barely, and congratulate the filmmakers for a successful sale to some streaming service. But once in a while, when folks with brains, talent, and big hearts make a micro-budget film, you get something special. This brings us to Left One Alive, the new film from Columbia, South Carolina filmmaker David Axe. And special it is.

Left One Alive ponders the implications of what happens when horror movies end, particularly those horror movies where the final girl vanquishes the monsters and walks out of the woods into the sunlight just before the final credits roll. Axe’s intelligent screenplay tells us what’s next. Sarah (Cailyn Sam) is the final girl. She has survived after having witnessed the mass slaughter of all her camping friends by weird forest creatures. Until that horrific event, she’d led a normal, mundane life living with her sister in some part of small-town America. We don’t explicitly learn a lot about what that life was like, but economical writing allows us to connect the dots. Then her life changes forever. If you thought for a minute how it would, you’d ask yourself: Will there be post-traumatic stress disorder? Of course. Survivor’s guilt? Yep. A film based on her tragic experience? Sure. The scenes depicting the ridiculous Hollywood version of what happened are hilarious and reminded me of The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot, a wonderful small film also about some serious existential issues, though with a substantially bigger budget, indie great John Sayles and special-effects legend Douglas Trumball as executive producers, and Sam Elliott in a career-best performance.

These are things that you won’t find in your mine-run horror film, and I was delighted by where this film took me. It doesn’t have a lot of violence, there’s no nudity, and I think I could count on one hand the number of obscenities spoken. It’s a slow, steadily paced, always engaging film, which straddles the line between exploitation and art film, though leaning hard toward the art-film side. While it’s a small film, it’s ambitious. Acting is serviceable or better, with star Cailyn Sam giving a particularly nice performance. Writer/producer/director Axe, abetted by producer/cinematographer/editor Sarah Massey, accomplished what most micro-budget filmmakers only dream of achieving: a film with good cinematography, some modest—yet effective—sound design, and an on-point score. Or as Variety used to say when I read it as a teenager, “Tech credits are pro.” There’s one amazing aerial shot of the forest that was not done with a drone. I’d thought the production, like Herschell Gordon Lewis for 2000 Maniacs over 60 years ago, had secured the use of a bucket truck for a day. That was until I saw behind-the-scenes photos of the plucky Massey in a sling being hoisted high into the air. This can-do spirit forms the film’s DNA and demonstrates what’s possible, even on a budget of $50,000. 

At the end of Left One Alive, the forest creatures referred to in winking fashion by the name of a popular, albeit weird, children’s TV show return to complete Sarah’s character arc. They’re hokey, yet charming, which made me love the film even more. So when the end credits came up, featuring shots from the film done in a style that would feel at home in a $200 million Marvel film, I was left to ponder what happens next. And that, my friends, leads me to tell Axe and company what I hope happens next: they make more films.

Left One Alive is currently streaming on several platforms. 

Murder, She Wrote S1 E9: Death Casts a Spell (1984)

A popular nightclub hypnotist is discovered murdered during a private press conference.

Season 1, Episode 9: Death Casts a Spell (December 30, 1984)

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote

Hypnotist Cagliastro gets fired from the casino/hotel for sleeping with the owner’s wife. Then, he has an interview with six journalists, claiming that he can hypnotize any of them, but is killed, leaving them in a trance.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury, and were they in any exploitation movies?

Cagliastro is played by José Ferrer, the father of Miguel, uncle of George Clooney, and the star of movies such as Stalag 17BloodtideThe Evil That Men DoBattle Creek BrawlThe BeingAirport 79Dracula’s DogThe SwarmThe SentinelThe Caine Mutinyand many more.

Joan, Jessica’s assistant, is Diana Canova. She was on Soap and in The First Nudie Musical. She’d play two other roles on the show, but not the same character.

Murray Hamilton plays Bud, who we all know as Mayor Vaughn in Jaws and Jaws 2. Yet he was in 160 other movies and shows, including Too Scared to ScreamThe Amityville HorrorSeconds and The Graduate.

The law in this, Lt. Bergkamp, is Robert Hogan, a vet of 158 roles, including three other Murder, She Wrote appearances.

Dr. Yambert is Conrad Janis, who directed and starred in the 2012 horror movie Bad Blood.

Elaine Joyce plays Sheri Diamond. She has quite the horror resume, showing up in Trick or TreatMotel Hell and one sort of exploitation movie, The Christine Jorgensen Story.

Andy Townsend is played by Brian Kerwin, a TV vet who also shows up in King Kong Lives.

Joe Kellijian plays the owner of the hotel/casino, Robert Loggia. If I need to tell you who he is, you’re reading the wrong site.

Michelle Phillips plays his wife, Regina. Yes, from The Mamas and the Papas and Knots Landing. She’s also in some absolute junk that I love, including BloodlineThe Last Movie, and No One Would Tell, in which Fred Savage gets on steroids and abuses Candace Cameron.

Zack Bernard is Mayf Nutter, who was in Hunter’s Blood.

In the smaller roles, we have Elvia Allman as “elderly lady,” Rance Howard as Fillmore, Ritchie Montgomery as a busboy, Alex Rebar — THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN HIMSELF, as well as the writer of Demented, Terror On Tour and To All a Goodnight — as a hypnotist, Dianne Travis as Helsema, Marylou Kenworthy as Liz, Lee Duncan as a policeman, Kathy Karges, Gay Hagen, Joy Ellison, Hartley Silver, Bill Shick and Robert Balderson as hypnotized people and Bob Tzudiker as a clerk.

What happens?

Jessica is in Lake Tahoe, which is Vegas Lite. That’s where The Amazing Cagliostro performs, commanding audience members to act like animals. As he performs, we see Bud and Andy, two reporters, who bet the hypnotist is a phoney. Meanwhile, Joe, the hotel owner, is fighting with his wife, Regina, who is having an affair with Cagliostro, but claims that it’s because he’s using his powers on her. He fires Cagliostro, who still gets a million dollars. And then Joan pitches Jessica the idea of using the cucking wizard in her next book.

As Jessica sits in the bar and turns this down, Cagliostro gets into a fight with the reporters and sets up a demonstration of his abilities in his room. As he hypnotizes everyone, he reveals his past, just in time for him to get stabbed and leave everyone stuck in a hypnotized state.

They figure out that a tape of one of his shows will bring them back, and Jessica deals with all of this as only she can. She puts on her jogging suit and starts shuffling around. Also: a towel around her neck as if she were Bobby “The Brain” Heenan.

Nearly anyone could have killed the magician, as he was blackmailing everyone, even his assistant, who started her career as a naked trapeze star, which I did not know was a thing.

Who did it?

There’s a red herring that was the assistant, but then we learn that Andy had earplugs and wasn’t hypnotized. An article his father wrote about Cagliostro ruined his career, his dad killed himself, and now, he got his revenge.

Who made it?

Allen Reisner directed, and Steven Hensley and J. Miyoko Hensley wrote the screenplay. They also wrote the Remo Williams TV pilot.

Some facts…

José Ferrer played a hypnotist in Whirlpool. He was also in The Greatest Story Ever Toldwhere he played Herod and Lansberry played Claudia.

The story of this episode comes from a 1937 Bela Lugosi movie, The Thirteenth Chair.

Does Jessica get some?

No. I’m as upset as you.

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid?

Jessica also gets hypnotized and does impressions of Bette Davis and Mae West. Also, there’s no way Angela Lansberry is on the back of that motorcycle.

Was it any good?

Two shows with death in the name in a row, but hey — Jessica is a friend of the Grim Reaper.

Give me a reasonable quote:

Cagliostro: Ladies and gentlemen, observe the power of hypnosis! Now, volunteers, when I clap my hands, you will each become your favorite animal.

What’s next?

Jessica becomes a member of Congress. Yes. I wrote it. It happens.

APRIL MOVIE THON 4: Team-Mates (1978)

April 6: Independent-International: Write about a movie from Sam Sherman. Here’s a list.

Vicki Mason (Karen Corrado) is trying to change the world — or at least her small town — by trying out as a kicker on the football team. Her boyfriend Brian Caldwell (Max Goff, Cheerleaders Beach Party) isn’t impressed, but she’s sick of him cheating on her, so she dumps him and goes all in on the team even if they don’t want her.

Director Steven Jacobson edited Nurse Sherri and shot the extra footage in Naked Evil, but otherwise, that was it for his career. The script comes from Jennifer Lawson, who went on to be the CEO of a public broadcasting station, and Sam Sherman, the man who brought so much to us through Independent-International.

This feels as much like a Corman nurse cycle movie as it does an Animal House cash-in. It’s worth watching for James Spader’s and Estelle Getty’s first roles. He was 18, and she was just a spry 55.

Four years later, this was re-released as Young Gangs at Wildwood High — Sam Sherman knew how to cash-in on stuff like Fast Times at Ridgemont High — and you have to admire the balls to do that. Thanks, Temple of Schlock, for always having facts like this. It’s worth noting that this film had two campaigns as Team-Mates and another in 1980 as Young Gangs, hoping that people looking for The Warriors at the drive-in could be confused into seeing this movie that has nothing to do with gangs and so much more to do with football.

You can watch this on YouTube.

APRIL MOVIE THON 4: Things (1993)

April 5: Visual Vengeance Day — Write about a movie released by Visual Vengeance. Here’s a list to help you find a movie.

No, not that Things.

This Things has had so many sequels — I watched Things II before it — and it’s an anthology film of two stories and a wraparound which is directed by Eugene James (Sorority House Vampires) and written by Mike Bowler (Hell SpaFatal Images). A woman (Kinder Hunt) catches her husband Jack (in a hotel room, sleeping with his mistress Jane (Maegen). She ties her to a chair and decides that she’s going to tell her two stories before she kills her, but ends up keeping her in a garage with all of the other old mistresses. Some are alive, and many are dead, and how do they keep them all fed?

The first of those stories is “The Box,” directed and written by Dennis Devine (Dead Girls). It’s the story of a small town run by a mayor and his corrupt officials, who are upset that women are moving there to start a den of sin and sleeping with the menfolk. There’s also a slug creature who lives in a box, and many of the area’s men are obsessed with one of the girls, Tulip (Kathleen O’Donnel).

The other tale is “The Thing in a Jar,” which was directed by Jay Woelfel (Asylum of DarknessBeyond Dream’s Door) and written by Steve Jarvis (Amazon Warrior).

Woefel said, “Things was my first feature as a director in LA (about half of a feature). I didn’t know that part of my job was to help re-unite a group of people who had started to make a film and then stopped. As the new kid on the project, I was someone who could excite the rest to finish what had seemingly ended badly.

My episode in the anthology is about a woman who has really violent dreams in which her seemingly lovely husband does increasingly horrible things to her. My marching orders from producer Dave Sterling were to include some nudity and make it really violent.

The film’s structure is a largely comical wraparound story and two actual stories within that. It seems like a workable anthology structure that could be used more.

It was a wild film in many ways, including the monster in my episode, which is a melted-together slimy hodgepodge of eyes, hands, and teeth. But not in the way that meant it was shot on film; this time, it was videotaped. This seemingly modest film was re-released several times and spawned two sequels.

Julia (Courtney Lercara) is in a horrible marriage with Leon (Owen Rutledge) — he tells her that all she has to do in her life is “eat, sleep and fuck” — and learns that he wants her dead. This gets gory as it goes on and feels like an EC Comics story, along with plenty of SOV gore and all the sound problems you expect from the genre. If it bothers you, you’re watching the wrong movies.

Keep an eye out for Jeff Burr (director of Puppet Master 4 and 5) and special effects artist Mike Tristano in this.

Things isn’t as delirious as the Canadian one, but it’s filled with video-era charms. It’s short, sweet and filled with so much grue—and bad accents—that you can’t help but love it.

You can watch this on Tubi.

OVERLOOK FILM FESTIVAL 2025: Best Regards to All (2022)

A young nurse (Kotone Furukawa) goes to visit her grandparents (Masashi Arifuku and Yoshiko Inuyama), who live in the countryside that surrounds the more urban places in Japan, and learns the hard way how they have stayed so jovial into their old age.

Director Yûta Shimotsu’s first movie — this is based on his short film Dreaming to Accept Reality and was produced by Takashi Shimizu (Tomie: Re-birth) — it has sell copy that promises that this “unsettling debut draws from classics like Audition and The Wicker Man to create a wholly unique vision.”

Take this advice anywhere you live: Never go back home. Nothing good happens there. The place where you grew up is much more sinister than how you remember it. Now it is a place of random violence, people asking you to save them and you’ll be trapped in either a ghost story or a J-horror film. Stay where you are. The world is a big enough nightmare without you messing around. You don’t need to find your grandparents oinking like pigs and touching their eyeballs or need to meet the strange beings that are staying inside their home.

I’m used to Japan influencing Western movies, not looking to make Midsommar up north.

The 2025 Overlook Film Festival takes place April 3 to 6. To learn more, click here.