Mad Cats (2023)

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If you are in the mood for a quirky action comedy with offbeat elements and terrific fight choreography, writer/director Reiki Tsuno has you covered with his feature film directorial debut Mad Cats (Japan, 2023).

Nebbish Taka Kurosawa (Sho Mineo) goes searching for his missing brother Mune (So Yamanaka), who — unbeknownst to him but the audience is made aware of this early — has been taken captive by a group of “monster cats” bent on killing naughty pet shop owners in vicious manners. Along his journey he meets homeless man Takezo (Yuya Matsuura) and a mysterious young girl (Ayane), named, fittingly, Mysterious Young Girl in the film’s credits. He’ll need their help as his destination is the lair of the aforementioned felines, and members of that group do their best along the way to make sure that the reluctantly heroic trio doesn’t make it that far. Oh, and some esoteric catnip is involved.

Tsuno is no stranger to unconventional cinema, having appeared as a cast member in Lloyd Kaufman’s Troma features Return to Nuke ‘Em High and Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High AKA Vol. 2. Mad Cats may be a lower budget independent effort, but Tsuno has crafted a winner, as the film looks great, has fine production values, and a big heart. 

The main cast members all acquit themselves well with fun performances, and the monster cat actors show great physical chops in their mostly silent roles. Ayane especially impresses with her martial arts choreography skills, and there is some solid work with weapons by her on-screen rivals.

From impressive fight scenes and action sequences to off-center but accessible humor — a pet store commercial will remind some viewers of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! — to sweet drama, Mad Cats delivers.

Mad Cats screens as part of Slamdance Film Festival, which takes place in-person from January 20–26 in Park City and Salt Lake City, Utah and virtually from January 23–29, 2023.

Firenado (2023)

Directed by Rhys Frake-Waterfield (who has a ton of PR thanks to his movie Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey; he also made The Area 51 Incident) and Scott Jeffrey (Escape from Death Block 13, Exorcist Vengeance) and writer Tom Jolliffe, Firenado starts when Devlin (Toby Wynn-Davies) learns how to control a tornado. But then, as these things happen, that tornado catches on fire and you can only imagine what happens next. Actually, you don’t have to imagine because they made this movie.

This is why you come to this site, because when I had to decide what movie to be my first of 2023, it was a movie with a tornado that’s not just on fire but one that looks like one of those neon lights from Spencer’s that you’d put in your first apartment.

You know what else this movie needs? A mob accountant, thieves breaking into his home and me wondering if there are really tornadoes in the United Kingdom. Some short research later and I can tell you that there are about thirty a year and none of them are burning.

This movie understands what it is: a great concept, a better name and a good poster. I can only imagine how many people are looking at what to watch tonight, see something with the title Firenado and fork over their cash. Well done, filmmakers.

As for me: less crime, more raving firenadoes wiping out humanity.

Firenado is available on demand and on DVD from Uncork’d Entertainment.