El hacedor de miedo (1971)

Released in the U.S. as The Fearmaker, this movie finds opera singer Sarita Verdugo returning home to claim her inheritance after the death of her father. Yet when she gets back, everyone is against her and she has to deal with a near-maniacal level of greed as money — and the hint of supernatural menace — has made everyone an enemy.

Director Anthony Carras — I’m assuming IMDB lists the American reedit team instead of José Luis Bueno, who many Mexican sources list as the director yet he mainly served as a producer — only directed one other movie, Operation Bikini, while editing plenty of Roger Corman movies.

It’s like the filmmakers wanted to make a giallo, decided on a soap opera, and then remembered that they needed a giallo twist to end things. It’s not great or maybe even good, but there aren’t many Mexican giallo movies, which should maybe be referred to as amarillo.

El Grito de La Muerte (1959)

The Screaming Death was directed by Fernando Méndez, who also made El VampiroThe Black Pit of Dr. M and Ladrón de Cadáveres. It was written by Ramón Obón, the screenwriter of the first Mil Mascaras movies, as well as the director and writer of Cien Gritos de Terror.

The American version — The Living Coffin — was remixed for U.S. audiences by K. Gordon Murray, who did a lot of that and really didn’t ever bother consulting the source material.

Gastón (Gastón Santos, a former bullfighter who played himself in many of his movies) and his sidekick Coyote Loco (Pedro de Aguillón) arrive in a town haunted by La Llorona, the crying woman. Maria (María Duval) believes that the red idol that Gastón is carrying was carved by her deceased aunt Clotilde. And the locals think that that woman is, in fact, the crying woman killing the townsfolk.

The film looks great and mixes gothic horror with western action, but never gets going. But it’s an awesome idea and I’ll keep looking out for the perfect horror in the west.

Siete en la mira 4 (1990)

With a subtitle of Yo Soy La Ley (I Am the Law) — a title it was re-released under a year later — the fourth Siete en la Mira film moves away from the gang on gang violence to just featuring two killing machines. Roberto “Flaco” Guzman (a man with more than 200 credits, mostly from the VHS era in which he poses with a revolver on the cover; he also directed 1989’s Pánico en el bosque, a movie that ups the video box ante by having a woman with long white hair holding a machete in one hand and a man’s severed head in the other) is Tulio Rodriguez, an absolutely ruthless murderer who teams up with Lorena Herrera’s female assassin. Herrera was a model who won the famous “Look of the Year” content in Mexico, then became an actress in movies like this, Policía Secreto and Octagon and Mascara Sagrada in Fight to the Death before finding her way to being a pop singer and telenovela star.

They’re opposed by Jorge Reynoso (Siete En La Mira 2: La Furia De La Venganza) who is one of those tough Mexican guys who shrugs off multiple bullets and keeps on coming. Both the heroes and usually the main villains of these violent Mexican films are able to do as if they were Miguel Myers.

This movie has some harrowing — and therefore entertaining — moments, like when a man about to be lynched has the stage beneath him destroyed piece by piece or when a child interrupts Tulio assaulting his mother and shoots him in the eye with a BB rifle. Tulio then shoots the mother — who he’d just been inside — once to drop her and then another time in the head before unloading an entire clip into her now dead body. There’s also the sight of the short and somewhat chubby 56-year-old Guzman making sweet love to the 23-year-old  Herrera who is quite literally a statuesque vision. Maybe there’s hope for all of us.

There’s no hope for most of the people in this movie, because everyone gets shot repeatedly and that’s the ones who were lucky. The end has the three leads exchanging gunfight before Tulio gets shot in every appendage, kind of like some wild Catholic saint painting that you’d stare at and wonder why religion often indulges in such bloodlust, all before he dies and falls directly into an already dug grave.

Damián Acosta Esparza, who also made the third movie in this series, made El Violador Infernal, a movie that still makes my heart race, and thirty other movies with words like trágico, sangre, muerte and venganza in the title.

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Ip Man: The Awakening (2022)

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The latest film to feature the cinematic version of real-life Wing Chun master Ip Man is Chinese feature Ip Man: The Awakening, which finds the titular character, played here by Miu Tse, arriving in Colonial-era Hong Kong as a young man.  He runs into old friend Bufeng (Chen Guan Ying), whose sister Chan (Zhao Yu Xuan) and mother Ip Man has just saved from a robbery on a streetcar. Bufeng advises Ip Man to keep his head down in Hong Kong, but when the pair sees women being kidnapped for a human trafficking ring, Ip Man gets involved to try and free them.

Naturally, this leads to all kinds of trouble for the friends, and if you guessed that Chan would play a part in being captured by the villains — whose ringleader is a British character — you are obviously no newcomer to action films. The result is a rather predictable plot heightened by some fun, well-choreographed fight scenes, some of which feature Wing Chun being pitted against the British martial arts mash-up known as Baritsu.

There are plot holes aplenty — at a lean 80-minute run time, it seems that another 10 minutes explaining how some characters who seemed to be dead at one point are miraculously fine again, without showing how or why. If you are willing to overlook instances like this, codirectors Li Xi Jie and Zhang Zhu Lin deliver a perfectly serviceable martial arts action outing headlined by Tse, who acquits himself well in the lead role.

Ip Man: The Awakening, from Well Go USA, debuts on Digital, Blu-Ray, and DVD on June 21, 2022.

La maldición de la Llorona (1963)

An older Mexican horror film that actually played in the U.S. — American-International Pictures offered it for syndication in 1965 — The Curse of the Crying Woman is another film that attempts to translate the legend of La Llorona, the crying woman, and does the best job of any I’ve seen.

The film starts with full realization of the weirdness and wildness within, as a carriage ride is interrupted and all three passengers are hunted down by a mysterious woman in a long black dress served by her three monstrous dogs and an even more frightening henchman. In case you wondered, “Did Black Sunday play in Mexico?” this scene will definitely answer affirmatively.

That’s when the film introduces us to Amelia, our heroine, who has come to stay at the home of her Aunt Selma, a place covered with cobwebs, where the cries of a woman can be heard at night and bodies of generations of relations decompose in the basement. One particularly relative was a powerful witch who will come back to power and take Selma to an afterlife filled with black masses and blood drinking, a fact that she excitedly relates to a shocked Amelia.

From there, the film descends into wild scenes of Selma transforming into the Crying Woman, an eyeless creature surrounded by thousands of eyes, as well as a black mass filmed in negative and dead bodies coming back to life. It’s a movie that transcends its inspiration and delivers its own artful — and scary — take on a legendary story.

Junesploitation 2022: Personal Vendetta (1995)

June 22: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is lethal ladies! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next.

I’ve become kind of fascinated by the movies that Mimi Lesseos made, as she didn’t just act in them, she wrote and produced them, so they have the air of a vanity project but I can’t fault that because they’re all entertaining and wonderfully strange. Start with Pushed to the Limit and then come here.

Bonnie Blackwell (Lesseos) has been abused for years by her husband Zach (a scenery chewing and frothing at the mouth Timothy Bottoms) when she’s saved by the police and decides to train to be a cop instead of remaining a victim.

Sgt. Bill Starr, one of the cops that saved her — a harrowing scene where her husband repeatedly slams her face into a steering wheel until her forehead splits open and sprays blood — gets her into the police academy, a moment that has a jaunty song on the soundtrack that’s nearly a full spinning turn away from the dark tone that’s been the majority of this movie. It’s in no way an easy experience, as she’s put through a whole new level of hell as no one takes it easy on her, including hand to hand instructor Geno LeBell (Frank “The Tank” Trejo, a first generation student of American kenpo karate founder Ed Parker) whose name betrays Lesseos’ pro wrestling origins, as he’s named after “Judo” Gene LeBelle, a man who shows up in nearly every pro wrestling scene in every pre-WWE era movie.

Things move fast — Bonnie gets paired with a veteran cop named John Beaudet, they fall in love, she visits prison to tell her husband he’s going to be her ex-husband, he breaks out, her mentor is killed — and our heroine faces off with her husband, who we suddenly learn is involved in human trafficking, selling off Vietnamese/American teens as mail order brides.

Director Stephen Lieb also made L.A. Task Force (L.A’s most beautiful women are being killed by a maniac), Deadly Eyes (phone sex workers are being killed by a Jack the Ripper copycat) and Blind Vengeance (martial arts teacher falls for a student who is the ex-girlfriend of another fight master). You may read that list of movies and say, “What junk!” and you can’t find me to answer, as I’m hunting them down to watch them in my magical movie basement.

You can watch this on Tubi.

BARK AT THE MOON WITH THE DRIVE-IN ASYLUM LATE NITE MOVIE!

Join Bill and me on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages at 11 PM this Saturday for an absolutely horrible movie yet one that for some reason gets stuck in your head.

Seriously, I should sell this better. The Howling II is not good but it’s great.

Watch the show and we’ll try and figure it out together. You can watch the movie on Tubi.

Every week, we watch movies together, discuss them, show the ads for the film and make a drink that goes with the movie. Here’s this week’s recipe:

Howling Werewolf

  • .5 oz. vodka
  • 1 oz. blue curacao
  • .5 oz. creme de menthe
  • Lemon-lime soda (to taste)
  1. Pour vodka, blue curacao and creme de menthe in a glass filled with ice.
  2. Top with soda and apologize to Joe Dante.

Saturday needs to get here fast.

What’s On Shudder: July 2022

Don’t have Shudder? Maybe June’s line-up will convince you. Plans start at under $5 a month and you can get the first week free when you visit Shudder.

Click on any of the links to see an in-depth article on the movie.

July 1: The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs Season 4 Finale: This has been a great season for films, but I’m exhausted by the gimmick of people cutting off Joe Bob when he goes on a rant or the director talks over him. I’m a huge fan of Joe Bob and watch the show for these rants and even if this is a scripted moment on the show, it encourages rudeness from a fanbase that refuses to appreciate anything challenging, such as SOV, black and white movies and The Baby.

Other movies added include The BurningReturn of the Living DeadGod Told Me To and 1BR

July 2: We Have Always Lived In the Castle

July 5: The Long WalkMeatcleaver Massacre and Mansion of the Doomed

July 6: The Deadly Spawn

July 7: On the 3rd Day: Three days after a car accident, Cecilia searches for her missing son.

July 11: Some awesome giallo gets added today, including Who Saw Her Die?, Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion, Suspicious Death of a Minor and Watch Me When I Kill.

July 12: The Convent and The House on Sorority Row.

July 14: Good Madam: Tisdi has been estranged from her mother, who has spent the majority of her life with the home of Madam — Diane — and even raised her son Stuart alongside the rich white children. Now forced to live in the same house, everything gets strange quickly.

July 15: Bloody Hell.

July 18: Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge, Blue Sunshine, The Forbidden Door and Santa Sangre.

July 19: Tombs of the Blind Dead and Mosquito.

July 21: Moloch — a Netherlands-based supernatural film — and This is Gwar debut today.

July 25: One sleazy day, just the way I love it, with Hard Rock ZombiesSlaughterhouse Rock, Uninvited, Hard Rock Nightmare and The Toolbox Murders.

July 29: The Reef: Stalked

The Alien Encounters Collection: To celebrate the 75th anniversary of Roswell, Shudder will be airing They LiveThe ThingInvaders from MarsInvasion of the Body SnatchersPlanet of the Vampires, Dark Angel and Without Warning.

John Carpenter Collection: In addition to They Live and The Thing, Shudder will have Prince of DarknessEscape from New YorkHalloweenBody Bags and In the Mouth of Madness.

What’s On Arrow Player In July

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

July 1: The King Hu Collection, a quartet of films from the library of director/actor King Hu, debuts on Arrow Player: The Fate of Lee Kahn, A Touch of ZenRaining in the Mountain, Legend of the Mountain and Come Drink With Me.

July 8: ARROW invites audiences to Lovecraftian season of films such as Castle Freak, Lake Michigan Monster, Lurking Fear and Bride of Re-animator.

July 15: Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama and Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

July 18:  Bodies of Water, a season of aquatic horror that will give you second thoughts about escaping the summer heat by taking a dip like Island of Death, Lake of Dracula, Dark Water and Blood Tide.

July 22: Satan’s BrewMother Kuster’s Trip to HeavenThe Niklasuasen JourneyGods of the PlagueThe American SoldierRio das Mortes and Fear of Fear.

July 28: It’s time for Camp ARROW! Enjoy such summer favorites as The Prey, The Hills Have Eyes, Girls Nite Out and Trapped Alive.

July 29: Nightwish and Doctor Mordrid.

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Una Rata en la Oscuridad (1979)

Alfredo Salazar wrote 65 movies (Frankestein el Vampiro y CompañíaDoctor of Doom and The Panther Women to name a few) and directed 11 and none of them prepared me — not even the black magic clown movie Herencia Diabólica for this movie.

Somehow, this movie seems Italian despite being made in Mexico and that’s a supreme compliment in my world. Josefina Hill (Ana Luisa Peluffo) and her sister Sonia (Anaís de Melo) have purchased a run-down mansion for a too good to be true price and you know how that goes in a horror movie.

Josefine is the more level headed of the two, a college professor, while Sonia has had mental powers since she was a child, using her abilities to predict the death of their mother and find lost items. And I say they’re sisters, because the movie tells us so, but they also indulge in topless massages and discuss that they’ve never been married so that they can always be there for one another.

There’s a painting of a mean-looking woman over the fireplace that ends up being the portrait of the madame that once ran this house of the rising sun and if we’ve learned anything from The Nesting, if there’s a bordello being turned into a house, there are ghosts. The madame was killed by a lover she hurt, but she may have also have been the person who sold them the house. Seeing as how the girls have already left their lease, they decide to move into the mansion with no electricity or telephone, because what could go wrong?

The madame begins to visit Sonia and comes between the sisters — psychically — and then the ghost — is it a ghost? — ends up seducing both of them. This movie is completely unconcerned with being incredibly sleazy, so perhaps this ghost is seducing me by knowing exactly the strangeness that I want from my entertainment.

Panties are stolen, rats run wild and the real identity of the madame is probably going to upset a lot of people if they ever see this movie. It doesn’t explain the flying objects, little earthquakes or the fact that the madame’s hands glow blue when she appears. There’s also a lovemaking scene that sends Josefina into the kind of bliss that makes her imagine that she’s dancing around a piano.

Peluffo was one of the first Mexican actresses to appear nude — in 1955’s La fuerza del deseo — and she’s also in a movie that may challenge this for being as weird as it gets, El Violador Infernal, which has her play El Diablo and give a condemned man the chance to live forever as long as he sexually assaults people, kills them and then carves 666 into their bodies. Trust me, Mexican sleaze horror defines the term problematic and then pisses all over the dictionary.

You can watch this on YouTube.