ARROW VIDEO UHD AND BLU-RAY RELEASE: Wake In Fright (1971)

When we talk about the raw, sweating, soul-crushing brilliance of the Ozploitation era, this film isn’t just on the list—it’s the cornerstone.

Yet by the 1990s, Wake in Fright had developed a cult reputation as Australia’s great lost film because its master negative had gone missing, leading to censored, degraded prints used for its few television broadcasts and VHS releases. It’s a film that sat in a vault in Pittsburgh — the film’s editor, Anthony Buckley, tracked the film down to CBS’s Iron Mountain archives in the Steel City, where an initial 60 cans of film were found in a shipping container marked “For Destruction” — for years before being saved. This is a miracle, because this is quite possibly one of the most terrifying movies ever made about civilization and how quickly it peels away like sunburned skin in the Outback.

John Grant (Gary Bond) is a refined, prissy schoolteacher who wants nothing more than to leave his desert teaching post for a posh holiday in Sydney. He makes one stop in Bundanyabba, which is known as The Yabba. It’s a mining town that functions less like a town and more like a heat-induced purgatory—and gets dragged into a cycle of booze, gambling and a suffocating brand of mate-ship that feels like a chokehold.

Doc Tydon (Donald Pleasence) is a disgraced, alcoholic doctor who has just… given up on life. He’s the devil on the shoulder of every man in town. Throw in a kangaroo hunt, and you’re in the midst of a savage movie where people have nothing left to lose. By the end, John has given up on life too, convinced he’ll never leave The Yabba, yet disliking everyone there. Even a suicide attempt fails to end things after a downward spiral that includes John stabbing a kangaroo and Doc forcing himself on the man. 

At the 1971 Cannes Film Festival, Kotcheff is sitting there sweating out the premiere. A young guy behind him was absolutely losing his mind over every frame. Every time something crazy happened, he shouted out, “Wow! What a scene! Boy, I didn’t expect that. This is great!” And when things get… let’s say, intense—specifically during that gritty homosexual encounter between John and Doc—the guy is basically narrating the future of cinema: “This director, he’s going to go all the way. He’s going to go all the way! Oh my God! He went all the way!”

Kotcheff is so buzzing from this guy’s enthusiasm that he has his PR manager track him down. Turns out, it was none other than a young Martin Scorsese. Back then, he was just a nobody whose first flick, Who’s That Knocking at My Door, had tanked at the box office. Talk about a full-circle moment: the guy cheering on a cult masterpiece in ’71 would return to Cannes five years later to snag the Palme d’Or himself for Taxi Driver.

As for Kotcheff, he would go on to make First BloodUncommon ValorWho Is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe?Fun With Dick and JaneNorth Dallas Forty and, strangely, Weekend at Bernie’s.

Scorsese never forgot that screening. When he curated the Cannes Classics program in 2009, he ensured Wake in Fright returned to the big screen. He called it “speechless”—a quote they slapped on all the marketing for the film’s re-release and even on the promos for the 2017 TV miniseries. When that played, all those years later, people walked out during the kangaroo hunt.

Speaking of going all the way, we have to go into detail on the elephant—or, in this case, the kangaroo—in the room.

That hunting scene. 

It’s the moment the film stops being a psychological fever dream and turns into a waking, bleeding nightmare. That sequence isn’t some clever bit of practical effects or clever editing. That is pure, unadulterated reality, and it’s hard as hell to stomach.

The producers slapped a disclaimer at the end of the credits, trying to justify it, claiming it was captured during an actual professional hunt and included because of the dire state of kangaroo conservation at the time. They checked with animal welfare groups, got the green light and put it on the screen to show the world exactly what was happening in the Outback.

But behind the scenes? It was an absolute disaster.

Cinematographer Brian West didn’t mince words about it. He said that it became an “orgy of killing.” The hunters, fueled by the same booze that poisons John Grant’s life in the movie, started getting reckless. They were missing their marks, leaving animals suffering and turning a professional cull into a sloppy, sickening bloodbath. It got so bad that producer George Willoughby actually passed out on set after watching one of the animals get obliterated in the most gruesome way imaginable.

The irony is thick enough to choke on: the crew, who had traveled all the way to the middle of nowhere to capture the truth of Australia, eventually reached their breaking point. They realized they were filming a snuff movie and were accidentally drawn into a slaughter. They actually had to stage a fake power failure just to pull the plug on the cameras and stop the carnage.

It’s a brutal reminder that when you go looking for the dark side of humanity, you might find more blood than you bargained for.

The Arrow Video release of Wake In Fright has audio commentary by director Ted Kotcheff and editor Anthony Buckley and a second commentary by Peter Galvin, author of The Making of Wake in Fright; Return to the ‘Yabba, a featurette tracking down the film’s Broken Hill locations; interviews with director of photography Brian West, composer John Scott, director Ted Kotcheff, Jack Thompson and sound editors Keith Palmer and Eddy Joseph; The Cinema’s Great Squeaky Bald Git, an appreciation of actor Donald Pleasence by film historian Kim Newman; The Filmmaker and the Film Buff, a discussion between Philippe Mora and Paul Harris; a Q&A with Ted Kotcheff from the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival; alternative scenes from the Outback cut of this movie; a 2009 TV report on the rediscovery and restoration; Who Needs Art?, a 1971 TV segment with behind-the-scenes footage; Chips Rafferty obituary by Ken G. Hall; a U.S. theatrical trailer and TV spot; Foreign Visions of Local Stories, a trailer reel of Australian films helmed by overseas filmmakers; an image gallery; a collectors’ booklet featuring new writing on the film by Jay Slater, Paul Lê and David Michael Brown plus archive materials — all in a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Jeff Marshall. You can get this on UHD and Blu-ray from MVD.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Pretty Maids All In a Row (1971)

Based on Pretty Maids All in a Row by Francis Pollini, this combination of sexploitation, comedy and murder mystery — let’s just call it Giallo — was directed by Roger Vadim from a screenplay by producer Gene Roddenberry.

It was sold on the idea that eight new actresses were making their debut- all young and quite fetching. They were Brenda Sykes (Mandingo, Black Gunn), Joy Bang (Night of the Cobra Woman, Messiah of Evil), Gretchen Burrell (wife of Gram Parsons), Joanna Cameron (Isis), Aimée Eccles (Lovelines), June Fairchild (a member of the Gazzarri Dancers on the syndicated variety show Hollywood A Go-Go; she invented “The Statue Dance” with dancer Mimi Machu; she’s also in Up In Smoke, sniffing Ajam powder), Margaret Markov (Run, Angel, Run; The Hot Box) and Diane Sherry (Lana Lang in Superman).

Further sexy moments came from a feature in the April 1970 issue of Playboy, which featured an interview with the director and a nine-page pictorial of stars Angie Dickinson, Burrell, Eccles, Markov and Playboy bunny Joyce Williams, who was also in the film (and Soylent Green). Maybe they should have told the teachers at University High School in West Los Angeles, who would later complain about how dirty — and violent, but this is America, so mostly dirty — the movie was.

Oceanfront High School has seen many of its most beautiful teens killed by a serial killer. Could it be Ponce de Leon Harper (John David Carson), who is surrounded by sexually available women all day and is being driven mad by them? Or football coach and guidance counselor Michael “Tiger” McDrew (Rock Hudson), who has probably slept with all of the school’s best-looking ladies by now? That’s what Detective Sam Surcher (Telly Savales) wants to know.

Tiger and Ponce strike up a friendship, as Tiger wants to get Ponce laid. After all, the kid claims that he has a constant erection. He conspires to set the student up with the new teacher, Betty Smith (Angie Dickinson). As this goes down — literally — more women are being killed every day. I mean, Ponce finds a dead body in the men’s room when all he wants to do is jerk off!

Vadim is well-known for his relationships with Brigitte Bardot and Jane Fonda, as well as for his movies. Perhaps having this many good-looking women on set at the same time—Roddenberry was no saint either, having affairs with Nichelle Nichols and Majel Barrett during Star Trek and supposedly harassing several others—just short-circuited his brain.

But hey, despite how all over the place this is, it has Keenan Wynn as a lawman, Roddy McDowall as the principal and Barbara Leigh as Tiger’s wife. Hudson plays his role well, a man who has won so many times that he starts to think that he can kill and escape the law. Maybe he does. James Doohan even shows up, getting a role from his old boss as one of Savales’ assistant detectives.

Quentin Tarantino included this in the 2012 Sight & Sound poll of the best movies of all time. I wouldn’t go that far, but it’s the type of movie that isn’t good, but is definitely entertaining. 

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: The Pink Garter Gang (1971)

Directed by one-and-done director Jimmy Murphy, who co-wrote it with The Killers screenwriter Ray Chavez Vegas, The iInk Garter Gang is, as the poster tells us, all about Billy Boy and his five girl gang and they’re wired for action! They rob for kicks, fortune and thrills!

Some of the ads also say, “These hot pants chicks mean trouble!” and “SEE the 140 M.P.H. getaway… wildest chase ever filmed!”

It’s got ten watches on Letterboxd and I had to pay $12 for a copy from DVD Lady, so allow me to take you through it.

You’ve got Mick Mehas (The Girls from Thunder Strip, Hell’s Chosen Few, The Cycle Savages), Saxon Chase, Bruce Kimball (Drive-In Massacre, Fangs), Deborah Darnell (one of Count Yorga‘s vampire women), Tanye Morgan (Targets) and Ann Martell heading up the cast, but the real “wait, is that…?” moment comes when you see Paul Gleason on the screen. Yeah, the same guy who played Vernon, the nightmare principal in The Breakfast Club, is in here. So is Keith Carradine as a surfer.

We do at least start with a girl in a mini-dress with a pink garter. Don’t get used to her. She isn’t around long. But there is a guy with a gang of five women, just as the sales copy promised us. And we do get a biker gang, which includes Roach, Bongos (who doesn’t play them), their leader Splinter (who isn’t a mutant rat) and Kimball, who brags of never taking a bath.

This is less biker movie and more people hanging out in wood-paneled dives and going to the beach. And the pink garter does show up, around twenty minutes in, while a song that sounds like a ripoff of “The Candy Man Can” plays over and over.

This gang wears black track suits, kind of like they’re a thrash band in the 1980s more than bikers. This also has one of the best narrative shifts I’ve ever seen, where a dying cop says, “I have a daughter. I mean, I had a daughter,” as we cut to a bunch of hippies smoking thai sticks while bikers gather around a concert for the band Rain Forest that probably is going to be more Altamont than Woodstock. The cop’s daughter is getting double teamed by Splinter and his gang, as they laugh about it by way of ADR. “They were the ones that picked her up and turned her on,” says the stoic lawman. “I couldn’t prove it, but I know it was them.”

Once we see the cops start chasing that silver Corvette of our heroes and police start crashing and dying, it’s only a matter of time before this all ends like so many early 70s films. Biker films, especially. Easy Rider set the bar. As Adam in Werewolves On Wheels said, “We all know how we’re gonna die, baby… we’re gonna crash and burn!”

But no! At the end, after some gunfights and chases, Billy Boy just leaves and an angry matronly lady just walks off as his boat sails off to the sound of that “Candy Man” bootleg. One of the girls waves goodbye just in time to fake me out again.

Spoiler: Billy Boy’s boat — well, it’s an insert stock shot probably from another movie — blows up real good.

In Warped and Faded, Lars Nilsen said, “Without a doubt, the rarest biker movie we ever played. There were dozens of these things making a constant circuit through the U.S. Late in the cycle, the occasional token new film like The Pink Garter Gang was popped into a “Cycle Carnival” triple or quadriple feature alongside classics like Devil’s Angels and Hell’s Angels On Wheels. People never seemed to get tired of watching scuzzy scooter trash behaving inappropriately, and from all indications, this is a chip off the oold engine block. Expect blasting fuzz guitars, endless scenes of bikers riding through square towns, hair-pulling cat fights, a lot of beer drinking, smooching and — in all likelihood — a biker named Mouse, Speed or Acid.”

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio (1971)

If you’re looking for a fairy tale that trades in moral lessons for, well, other kinds of lessons, The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio is exactly the kind of sleazy, weird and profoundly goofy artifact you seek. Directed by Corey Allen — who, in a bizarre twist of fate, went on to direct episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Murder, She Wrote as well as the Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow movie Avalanche and who appeared in Rebel Without a Cause — this is a softcore sex comedy that makes you wonder what exactly was in the water in 1971. Maybe we should ask writer Chris Warfield, who also played an adult as Billy Thornberg.

Our story begins with Gepetta (Monica Gayle, my beloved Patch from Switchblade Sisters, as well as the titular Nashville Girl), a lonely hippie woodcarver who just wants a companion. Thanks to a visit from a fairy godmother played by the legendary sexploitation icon Dyanne Thorne (who would go on to be the Ilsa of Nazi exploitation fame), her life-sized wooden puppet (Alex Roman, who died after scuba diving into a kelp bed) becomes a real man.

The twist? It’s not his nose that grows when he tells a lie. It’s his other equipment that grows whenever he engages in loveless sex. Naturally, the film turns into a surreal picaresque journey where our wooden protagonist wanders into a life of male prostitution and live sex shows, serving as a biological facsimile of a man who is essentially a puppet for everyone else’s desires.

The cinematography was handled by none other than drive-in hero Ray Dennis Steckler (under his pseudonym, Sven Christian), and his wife, Carolyn Brandt, can even be spotted in the audience of one of the film’s performances. It’s a true family affair if your family happened to be the bedrock of the 70s grindhouse circuit.

This is very softcore, meaning there is very little actual nudity compared to what modern viewers might expect. Instead, you get a lot of strange faces, loud orgasm sounds that resemble a roller coaster malfunction and a narrative that manages to be both deeply cynical and aggressively stupid at the same time.

You also get appearances by Karen Smith (Candi from H.O.T.S.), Debbie Osborne (The Toy Box), Neola Graef (Cries of Ecstasy, Blows of Death), Sandy Dempsey (A Clock Work Blue), Uschi Digard (my dreams, really the whole movie is worth watching for her to show up; she was also in Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-VixensFantasm and Ilsa Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks), Casey Larrain (Nympho Cycler), Barbara Mills (Sinthia: The Devil’s Doll), Ruthann Lott (Zero In and Scream) and Lynn Harris (The Erotic Adventures of Zorro).

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Pracherman (1971)

Shot entirely on location in Monroe, North Carolina, and produced by the local Preacherman Corp, the film is a product of the early 70s Southern Dixie filmmaking boom. Of the seventeen actors on screen, eleven were local Carolinians, lending it a certain authentic regional grit. The whole operation was the brainchild of Albert T. Viola, a Brooklyn-born transplant who decided to write, produce, direct and star as the titular con man, Amos T. Huxley. He clearly had a blast, though he and co-star Ilene Kristen (the future Ryan’s Hope soap star who plays the target, Mary Lou) are essentially the only ones who saw a career beyond these woods.

Huxley is a roving grifter whose primary hobbies are shaking down congregations and seducing farm girls. After getting booted from White Oak County for sleeping with the Sheriff’s daughter, he’s left for dead, only to be scooped up by the dim-witted but well-meaning farmer Judd Crabtree. Huxley immediately sets his sights on Judd’s daughter, Mary Lou, a girl so pathologically eager to please that she’s already juggling four local boyfriends.

Huxley manages to convince the entire family that he is a divine emissary. To keep the father distracted, he sends him on errands to hunt for the angel Leroy, a celestial cover story for when Huxley wants to sneak into the barn or bedroom. The film reaches peak absurdity when Huxley realizes the family’s true business isn’t farming but moonshining. He pivots from a bogus preacher to a bootlegger, convincing the locals, including the corrupt Sheriff Zero Bull, that they should launder their illicit corn whiskey profits through a new, tax-free church operation.

The insanity didn’t stop there, either. Bill Simpson, who played the villainous Sheriff Zero Bull, actually reprised his role in a 1973 sequel, Preacherman Meets Widderwoman. That follow-up, which saw our hero tangling with a five-time widow, never received a national release, languishing instead in the regional Southern drive-in circuit.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Oasis of Fear (1971)

Dick Butler (Ray Lovelock, The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue) and Ingrid Sjorman (Ornella Muti, Flash Gordon) are trying to enjoy their own summer of love, traveling through Italy and paying for it with porn magazines and nudes of Ingrid. They get put through a relentless wringer. First, the police bust their smut-peddling operation; then, a biker gang strips them of what little dignity they had left. By the time they reach the gates of a sprawling, modernist villa, they aren’t looking for enlightenment. They’re looking for a place to hide.

Also known as An Ideal Place to KillDeadly TrapDirty Pictures and Love Stress in Japan, this Umberto Lenzi giallo is all about what happens next.

Our hapless couple has found their way to the home of bored middle-class housewife Barbara Slater (Irene Papas, Don’t Torture a Duckling). She’s up for some sexual shenigans, potentially with both of them, but she’s also way smarter than either of our teenagers realizes.

Dick and Ingrid aren’t just hippies; they are the poster children for 1971’s fading counterculture. Beautiful, entitled and spectacularly dim-witted, theirSummer of Loveis less about spiritual awakening and more about a sleazy, high-speed hustle across the Italian countryside.

In the book Blood and Black Lace: The Definitive Guide to Italian Sex and Horror Movies, Lenzi claimed that he had trouble getting Papas to participate in the threesome scene. What he had no trouble with was getting Lovelock’s help in capturing the free spirit of 1971, as he sings the themeHow Can You Live Your Life?and rocks out some amazing clothes, including the Union Jack jacket that appears on the poster for the Oasis of Fear release of this movie.

This movie was shot in the same home as Fulci’s Perversion Story and Argento’s The Cat O’Nine Tails. I have no idea where they got the matching white bell-bottom outfits or the yellow old-school car they covered in flower stickers.

While not a top-tier giallo, this is still a quick watch packed with plenty of twists. Don’t get it confused with another Lenzi movie, A Quiet Place to Kill.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: The Night Evelyn Came Out of Her Grave (1971)

Emilio Paolo Miraglia created two gialli — this film and The Red Queen Kills Seven Times. This one goes deeper into the horror realm than the genre’s typical themes. For example, instead of a modern city or a fashion house, we get a crumbling, mist-shrouded estate filled with secret passages and family curses.

Lord Alan Cunningham starts this movie off by running away from an insane asylum, a place he’s been since the death of his redheaded wife, Evelyn, whom he caught having sex with another man. To deal with his grief, Alan does what any of us would do — pick up redhead prostitutes and strippers, tie them up, then kill them.

A seance freaks Alan out so badly he passes out, so his cousin — and only living heir — Farley moves in to take care of him, which basically means going to strip clubs and playing with foxes. Alan nearly kills another stripper before Farley gives him some advice — to get over Evelyn, he should marry someone who looks just like her. Alan selects Gladys (Marina Malfatti, All the Colors of the Dark) as his new wife and comes back home.

Sure, you meet someone one night and marry them the next. But nothing could compare to the weirdness of living in an ancient mansion with a staff of identical waitresses, Evelyn’s brother, and Alan’s wheelchair-bound aunt. Our heroine is convinced that Evelyn is not dead. And the other family members get killed off — Albert with a snake, and Agatha is eaten by foxes!

Gladys even looks at the body in the tomb before Alan catches her and slaps the shit out of her, as he is going crazier and crazier. Finally, Evelyn rises from her grave, which sends him back to a mental institution.

The big reveal? Gladys and Farley were in on it all along. But wait, there’s more! Susan, the stripper who survived Alan’s attack, was the one who was really Evely, and Gladyshads had been poisoned! Before she dies, the lady who we thought was our heroine wipes out the stripper, and Farley gets away with the perfect crime.

But wait! There’s more! Alan had faked his breakdown and did it all so that he could learn that it was Farley who was making love to his wife and killed her when she refused to run away with him. A fight breaks out, and Farley gets burned by acid. He’s arrested, and Alan — who up until now was pretty much the villain of this movie — gets away with all of his crimes!

This is a decent thriller, but it really feels padded in parts and tends to crawl. That said, it has some great music, incredibly decorated sets and some twists. Not my favorite giallo, but well worth a Saturday afternoon watch. There are moments of sheer beauty here, such as the rainstorm in which Alan sees Evelyn’s ghost rise.

The ending remains one of the most cynical in the genre. Usually, the killer is caught, and justice is served; here, Alan—a man who spent the first forty minutes of the movie torturing and murdering innocent women—is essentially framed as the hero because he outsmarted his even greedier cousin. It’s a dark, twisted piece of Euro-cult cinema that prioritizes style and shock over moral resolution.

April Ghouls Drive-In Monster-Rama 2026 Primer: A Bay of Blood (1971)

April Ghouls Drive-In Monster-Rama is back at The Riverside Drive-In Theatre in Vandergrift, PA on April 24 and 25, 2026. Admission is still only $15 per person each night (children 12 and under free with adult) and overnight camping is available (breakfast included). You can buy tickets at the show, but get there early and learn more here.

The features for Friday, April 24 are Prince of DarknessPopcornFade to Black and Evilspeak.

Saturday, April 25 has Halloween 4Halloween 5A Bay of Blood and Funeral Home.

Also known as Ecology of Crime, Chain Reaction, Carnage, Twitch of the Death Nerve, Blood Bath, Last House on the Left – Part II and New House on the Left, this is the most violent and nihilistic of all of Mario Bava’s films. It started as a story idea so that Bava could work with Laura Betti (Hatchet for the Honeymoon) again, with the original titles of Stench of Flesh and Thus We Do Live to Be Evil, but had a virtual litany of writers get involved, including producer Giuseppe Zaccariello, Filippo Ottoni, Sergio Canevari, Dardano Sacchetti and Franco Barberi.

Bava was devoted to the film, and its low budget meant he would also serve as his own cinematographer, often creating innovative tracking shots with a toy wagon and relying on in-camera tricks to make the location seem much more expansive than it was. In fact, most of the lush forest was actually just Bava moving a few branches in front of the lens to hide the fact that they were filming in someone’s backyard.

There are thirteen murders in the film, many of which are incredibly gory, thanks to the skill of Carlo Rambaldi, as several characters vie to inherit the titular bay. Rambaldi, who would go on to create the lovable E.T., was clearly in a much darker headspace here, crafting throat-slashes and decapitations that look painfully wet even fifty years later.

The film divides critics and fans: some see it as pure gore, while others see it as the nuanced films Bava is known for. For example, Christopher Lee went on record saying he found the movie revolting. This from a guy who played Dracula ten times! If the Count thinks you’ve gone too far, you’re doing something right.

It also gave rise to the slasher genre, as every film that follows owes it a debt of gory gratitude. And some owe it plenty more, in particular Friday the 13th Part 2, which copies two of the kills in this film shot-for-shot. Steve Miner didn’t just take notes; he took the whole damn blueprint.

The story is all over the place and has a mix of dark humor and pure meanness at its core, starting with Filippo Donati strangling his wife, Countess Federica, before being stabbed and killed scant seconds later. His corpse is dragged to the bay, where his murder goes undiscovered as detectives begin their investigation into the death of the Countess.

That’s when we meet Frank (Chris Avram, Enter the Devil), a real estate agent, and his girlfriend Laura (Anna Maria Rosati), who plot to take over the bay. They were working with Donati to kill his wife and now need his signature, but don’t realize that he is already fish food.

Meanwhile, four teenagers hear about the murders and break into the mansion. One of them, Brunhilda, skinny dips in the bay until the dead corpse of Donati surfaces and touches her. She screams and runs toward the mansion, only to be killed by an unseen murderer holding a billhook. That killer uses that same weapon to kill her boyfriend, Bobby, then he impales Duke and Denise together with a spear while they’re having sex. Here’s a good lesson that I constantly yell: don’t fuck in the woods, don’t fuck in a haunted house, don’t fuck when a killer is about.

The killer turns out to be the Countess’s illegitimate son, Simon (Claudio Volonté, brother of Gian Maria Volonté), who is wiping out everyone under Frank’s orders. Renata (Claudine Auger, Domino from Thunderball) shows up to throw a wrench in the work, as she’s the Countess’ real daughter. Along with her husband, Albert (Luigi Pistilli, who Western fans will recognize from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly), she begins to make plans to kill her half-brother.

What follows is a near Grand Guignol of back-and-forth murder: Frank attacks Renata, who turns the tables and stabs him with a knife. Paolo, the entomologist who lives on the estate grounds (played by Leopoldo Trieste, whom Bava fans know from The Girl Who Knew Too Much), sees the killing but is strangled by Albert before he can call the police, and his wife is decapitated with an axe. Laura shows up, but Simon strangles her to death before Albert kills him. Frank shows up again, but Albert takes him out, leaving Renata as the sole heir.

They return home to await being awarded the money, but as they get to the front door, their children shoot them with a shotgun, thinking they are playing with their parents. Bored with the game and how long their parents have been playing dead, the kids run out to play another game. It’s an ending that can be viewed as pure comedy or a sad comment on humanity. Maybe both. It’s the ultimate “fuck you” to the audience, suggesting that greed and violence are literally in our DNA.

Bay of Blood isn’t the Gothic art of past Bava films like Black Sunday, but it’s not trash. It’s a mean-spirited and brilliantly executed exercise in style. It’s also been claimed to have been Bava’s favorite film that he directed, perhaps because he finally got to strip away the romance and show the world for the meat grinder it is. Dario Argento adores the movie so much that he literally stole a print of it from a theater! If you ever find yourself in Rome and see Dario running down the street with a film canister, now you know why.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Marta (1971)

Marisa Mell is the female George Eastman. No, she doesn’t act like a wide-eyed gigantic maniac in every movie. It’s just that no matter what movie she appears in, just her name being in the credits guarantees that I will watch the film.

Also known as …dopo di che, uccide il maschio e lo divora (…After That, It Kills the Male and Devours It), which is one of the best titles ever.

A wealthy landowner named Don Miguel (Stephen Boyd, who was in Ben-Hur) is haunted by his dead mother and missing wife — who may have been murdered — when he meets a gorgeous runaway named Marta (Mell), who may have killed the man who she was running from.

I haven’t seen any of José Antonio Nieves Conde’s films before, but this movie makes me want to watch every single one of them.

The strange thing is that this movie pretty much became true in a way, as Boyd and Mell fell in love, as they made this and The Great Swindle one on top of the other*. Despite Boyd not wanting anything to do with Mell at first — was the man made of stone? — he eventually fell for her and they married in a gypsy ceremony near Madrid, cutting their wrists and sealing their blood. The couple was so possessed by the mystical and sexual desire they felt for one another that they even went to have it exorcized in another ritual.

Boyd had to run from her, as the relationship physically and mentally exhausted him. As for Mell, she’d tell the Akron Beacon Journal that “We both believe in reincarnation, and we realized we’ve already been lovers in three different lifetimes, and in each one I made him suffer terribly.”

In the same year that all this happened, Mell was also dating Pier Luigi Torri, an aristocratic nightclub owner who fled the country after a cocaine scandal. Arrested in London after it was discovered he had a $300 million dollar gold mine and had also scammed a bank, he somehow escaped his jail cell and ran from the police across rooftops, escaping to America for 18 months. Evidently, Mell dated Diabolik in art and in life.

So let’s talk about the Mell relationship in the film instead of reality. She has come to live with Miguel, who collects insects and has two servants who keep things tidy. She enters his life by claiming that she is on the run for a self-defense murder. Miguel decides to protect her from the police because she looks like his wife Pilar (also played by Mell) who has left him or was killed. He’s also tormented by the death of his sainted mother while she may not be who she says that she is.

Oh yeah — and now Marta is acting as Pillar to throw the police off the scent of the man whom she either wants to marry or destroy.

Marta is a gothic-style giallo but is also dreamlike throughout. There’s a continual obsession with placing Mell in front of mirrors. And for someone who was rarely used outside of her sex appeal in films, she absolutely haunting here. Somehow, Spain put this movie forward for Oscar consideration and if I ran those popcorn fart boring awards, I would have given this every single award.

Sure, this movie rips off Hitchcock, but it also wallows in sin, which is what I demand from the giallo that I come to adore. Somehow, someway, this aired on broadcast TV as part of Avco Embassy’s Nightmare Theater package, along with A Bell from Hell, Death Smiles on a Murderer, Maniac MansionNight of the SorcerersFury of the Wolfman, Hatchet for the HoneymoonHorror Rises from the TombDear Dead DelilahDoomwatchWitches MountainThe Mummy’s Revenge and The Witch. Man, how did any of those air on regular TV?

*Credit to the Stephen Boyd Fan Page and Marisa Mell: Her Life and Her Work for this information.

RADIANCE FILMS BLU-RAY RELEASE: Confessions of a Police Captain (1971)

If you think the legal system is a mess today, take a trip back to 1970s Palermo, where the line between the badge and the bullet is thinner than a piece of cheap deli ham. Director Damiano Damiani (Amityville II: The Possession) drops us into a world where justice isn’t just blind; she’s been paid off and left in a ditch.

Martin Balsam is Captain Bonavia, a cop who has spent so long staring into the abyss of Sicilian corruption that he’s finally decided to blink. He’s tired of the rules letting the big fish swim free, so he plays a dangerous card: he releases a total nutjob from the asylum just to watch him take a shot at a local construction mogul. When you’re dealing with guys who pave over bodies with concrete, Bonavia figures a little insanity is the only way to get a result.

Ben Gazzara was approached to play this role, but turned it down. Years later, Martin Balsam thanked Gazzara, as the role had given his career a fresh start.

But things don’t go according to plan. Instead of a clean hit, the plan goes south, and now Bonavia has a shadow: Franco Nero. He plays District Attorney Traini, an idealistic young gun who still believes the law actually means something. Balsam is the weary soul who’s seen too much and Nero is the sharp-suited crusader who thinks he can fix it. Their chemistry turns a standard procedural into a psychological warzone.

You can’t talk about this flick without mentioning the score. Riz Ortolani cooks up an innovative mix of jazz, pop and electric guitar that keeps your nerves on edge.

This Radiance Films release has a 2K restoration presented with Italian and English audio options; new interviews with Nero, Michele Gammino, editor Antonio Siciliano and music expert Lovely Jon about Riz Ortolani’s score; an image gallery; a reversible sleeve featuring designs based on original posters; a limited edition booklet featuring archival interviews with Damiano Damiani and it’s all presented in full-height Scanavo packaging with removable OBI strip leaving packaging free of certificates and markings. You can get it from MVD.