Elizabeth (Abbey Lee, The Neon Demon) has just married Dr. Henry Kellenberg (Ciarán Hinds) and they’ve returned to his mansion, a place where only two other people live: Claire (Carla Gugino), the housekeeper, and Henry’s blind son Oliver (Matthew Beard). She’s living in opulence with only one rule: never go in that basement room. And for a while, it’s good enough. She has clothes and jewelry and luxury and yes, it’s enough. But every time, Henry goes to work and leaves her alone and one time he’s gone too long.
So she goes into that room.
It’s filled with clones of her.
Henry comes home, hacks her to pieces and Claire and Oliver help him bury the body.
At this point, Elizabeth Harvest has been a giallo and now, it embraces some fantasy to turn it into something else. Something fresh.
Six weeks later, we come back to the beginning of the movie, with Elizabeth returning home after the wedding, becoming bored by the trappings of the giant home and discovering the lab. And this time, when Henry attacks her, she actually turns the tables and kills him, a moment which gives Claire a heart attack and Oliver the chance to lock her up and force her to read his father’s diary to him.
The surprises don’t end there.
Director and writer Sebastian Gutierrez wrote Gothika and directed Rise: Blood Hunter, Women In Trouble and that movie’s sequel Elektra Luxx. This is much like the story Bluebeard but given a futuristic twist. There are also some great flashback scenes that are shot monochromatically and lots of arresting visuals. Sure, there’s a lot of talking, but the movie works.
If giallo survives into the next century — I would say that it has — it must embrace the future while referencing the past. Elizabeth Harvest makes a good effort.
Take a look at that title and you may think, “Well, if Marvel isn’t going to make a Punisher theatrical movie, someone should.”
Oh man, you’re the audience for this movie.
Wolfgang (Robert Amstler, doing an Arnold impression or it’s maybe just because he’s from Austria and was in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines) is an international mercenary called to Redding, CA where a wealthy woman to get revenge. While there, he meets an orphan who could die at any moment from an undisclosed chronic disease. He decides to be her father figure — he still has not had enough of fighting crime — and hires Lisa (Nicole Stark) to be their tour guide.
This movie is astounding because it promises that’s going to be a Frank Castle movie, then makes you think it’s going to be a direct-to-streaming Leon the Professional and then becomes a travel infomercial for Redding with a scene where Lisa fires off all the things to do in town, like Turtle Bay Exploration Park, Shasta State Historic Park and WaterWorks Park. I’m shocked she didn’t tell them about the steaks at Jack’s Bar and Grill, the Huli Meatball Pizza at C.R. Gibbs American Grille or the Organic Chicken Jerusalem at Moonstone Bistro. Then, we follow the characters to these places in-between Wolfgang shooting people, sometimes in first-person action.
It’s incredible because you really have no idea what kind of movie this is. Good work, tourism PR team of Redding! You did it!
This was directed by Rene Perez, who keeps winning my cheap movie heart by making movies like a Death Wish movie so complete — Death Kiss — that he found a Bronson clone named Robert Bronzi in Eastern Europe.
This also ends — spoiler warning — with the bad guy getting BBQ sauce — did it come from Niu Hawaiian, Arnold’s or Fat Daddy’s? — poured all over himself and left to be dinner for a bear. Astounding.
Freaky Friday started as a novel written by Mary Rodgers, based on Vice Versa: A Lesson to Fathers by F. Anstey, a story in which the protagonists are father and son. In Rodgers’ book, 13-year-old Annabel Andrews and her mother spend time in each other’s bodies. The novel was so popular that Disney as made it four times an Rodgers also mae several sequels herself, such as A Billion for Boris/ESPTV and Summer Switch (which ABC made into TV movies). The major difference between the novel and the films is that an outside influence switches the mother and daughter against their wills.
Freaky Friday (1976): “I wish I could switch places with her for just one day.” That’s all it takes to start off this crazy adventure for Ellen Harris (Barbara Harris) and her daughter Annabel (Jodie Foster).
Based on the 1972 novel by Mary Rodgers — who also wrote the screenplay — the magic that switches the mother and daughter in this movie is quite simple. In Friday the 13th, all you have to do is say, “I wish I could switch places with her for just one day” and it happens.
Actually, this whole thing reminds me of Goofy Minds the House, a 1977 Disney Wonderful World of Reading storybook that features the character Goofy and his wife switching jobs for one day and learning that they both have rough lives. That story was based on a Norwegian folktale and taught me that women were much stronger than men. Also — Goofy once had a wife named Mrs. Geef and Mrs. Goof, but now he’s thought to be dating Clarabelle the Cow, so something happened at some point. Perhaps even odder, Goofy was once called Dippy Dawg.
But I digress.
Just as much as that story is part of my childhood, so is Freaky Friday, a movie that I know for a fact that I saw at the Spotlite 88 Drive-In in Beaver Falls, PA.
Ellen Andrews and her daughter Annabel are constantly battling with one another until they switch places, which enables each of them to see life from the other side, connect better with other people and, of course, water ski.
The cast of this movie is made up of people that a five year old me would see as big stars, like John Astin, Dick Can Patten, Charlene Tilton, Marc McClure and, of course, Boss Hogg. Strangely enough, George Lucas wanted Foster for the role of Princess Leia, but her mother wanted her to complete her contract to Disney.
Disney can’t seem to stop remaking this movie. And really, no one else can either, because it’s the mother of body switch comedies, including 18 Again!, All of Me,Dream a Little Dream, Vice Versa and Freaky, a film which combines the Friday the 13th of this story with the slasher side of the holiday.
Freaky Friday (1995): This made-for-TV movie has Shelly Long as Ellen and Gaby Hoffman (the daughter of Warhol superstar Viva) as Annabelle. A pair of magical amulets causes the two of them to switch bodies in this version and waterskiing has been replaced with diving.
Ellen is also a single mother dating Bill (Alan Rosenberg) and designing clothing, which is the 90s version of being a housewife. What livens this up is a great cast with Drew Carey, Sandra Bernhard, Carol Kane and the much-missed Taylor Negron.
Writer Stu Krieger wrote The Parent Trap II, A Troll in Central Park, Zenon: Girlof the 21st Centuryand Phantom of the Megaplex while director Melanie Mayron is probably best known for playing Melissa Steadman on Thirtysomething even though she has more than sixty directing credits on her resume.
The other big change is that when Annabelle is in Ellen’s body, she tells Bill exactly how much she dislikes him, thinking it will push him away. Instead, he proposes.
Forgive me for being weird, but…do these characters ever have to make love in these bodies? Because, well, that could be awkward.
Freaky Friday (2003): I spoke too soon about the sexual side of Freaky Friday, as this movie, while chaste, does not shy away from the fact that Jake (Chad Michael Murray) has feelings for Anna (Lindsay Lohan) no matter if she’s in her body or the body of her mother, Tess (Jamie Lee Curtis). The attraction that Jake feels, while mental, is way hotter than the way Marc McClure reacted to Barbara Harris.
Written by Heather Hach (Legally Blonde: The Musical, What To Expect When You’re Expecting and a gym teacher in this movie) and Leslie Dixon (Overboard, Loverboy, the 2007 Hairspray) and directed by Mark Walters (who worked with Dixon again on Just Like Heaven; he also directed Mean Girls, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, the gender-swapped He’s All That and Mr. Popper’s Penguins), this take on the story retains the single mother idea from the 1995 TV movie and has Mark Harmon play Ryan, the potential new father in Anna’s life.
Lohan’s character was originally written as a goth girl and she didn’t think anyone would relate to that, so she showed up dressed like a preppie. Somehow, she was convinced to play a grunge girl instead. I mean, she has a band called Pink Slip and plays guitar instead of water skiing or driving.
The McGuffin that drives this film is a pair of fortune cookies mixed with an earthquake switches bodies for Anna and Tess, which leads to Anna lecturing teachers and Tess being more loud and wild.
As for the casting, it really works. The original idea was for Jodie Foster to play Tess, but she didn’t like the stunt casting. Then, Annette Bening and Kelly Osbourne were going to be the leads — with Tom Selleck as Ryan — but Bening dropped out and Osbourne’s mother got cancer.
Probably the only downside is that this movie falls back on that Hollywood cliche of Asian people being able to magically change lives.
Is it weird that I know that the band Orgy taught Jamie Lee how to play guitar? Why do I have these facts inside my head? And how weird is it to hear “Flight Test” by the Flaming Lips in a Disney movie? Or Joey Ramone covering “What A Wonderful World?”
Freaky Friday (2018): It’s wild that Steve Carr made Next Friday and a Freaky Friday sequel. And this time, I had no idea I was getting into a musical. Cozi Zuehlsdorff from the Dolphin Tale movies is Ellie Blake and her mother Katherine is played by Heidi Blickenstaff, who played the role on stage. Seriously, this is a full-blown bing singing musical and also a version of the story that leans in on Ellie being a total slob with a filthy room, a girl who always wears the same clothes every day and who would totally be the kind of arty disaffected young girl who I’d be too shy to talk to and leave mixtapes in her locker. Or maybe text her Spotify links now, I guess, right?
A magical hourglass — given to Ellie by her late father, a Freaky Friday story beat retained from the last few versions — is the storytelling device that switches the daughter and mother. There’s also a scavenger hunt that an entire school is absolutely obsessed by, making this also an updating of Midnight Madness.
This was the first Disney movie made from one of their stage plays and it didn’t get great ratings. It’s fine — obviously there are a ton of different versions of Freaky Friday for you to watch. I’d place it slightly ahead of the Shelley Long version, but way behind everything else.
Freaky (2020): By all rights, I should hate this movie, a semi-remake of Freaky Friday that instead subverts the source material by turning it into a slasher. But you know, it ended up hitting me the right way and I was behind it pretty much all the way.
Directed by Christopher Beau Landon — yes, the son of Michael — who wrote Disturbia — that’s not even a word — and several of the Paranormal Activitymovies before directing the Happy Death Day films. If you liked those, well, this will definitely give you more of what those movies offered, this is set in the same universe — Landon said that, “They definitely share the same DNA and there’s a good chance Millie and Tree will bump into each other someday” — and was originally titled Freaky Friday the 13th.
Millie Kessler (Kathryn Newton, Big Little Lies) is a teenager who has been tormented by bullies, both of the teenager and teacher* varieties. Meanwhile, the urban legend of the Blissfield Butcher continues, as he keeps killing her classmates. Now that he possesses a McGuffin called La Dola — an ancient Mayan sacrificial dagger — he looks to gain even more power. But when he runs into our heroine — her mother (Katie Finneran, who is great in this) has left her behind at a football game where all she gets to do is wear a beaver mascot costume — she battles the Butcher and when he stabs her, they end up switching bodies.
So yeah — this turns into a body swap comedy and you’d think, after the gory as hell open, this is where they lose you. But no — if anything, this gets way more fun.
Millie’s friends make for some of the best scenes in the film. Nyla (Celeste O’Connor) and Josh (Misha Osherovich) have been with her through the worst parts of high school, so having their best friend in the body of a killing machine is just another trial to be endured.
Speaking of that killer, Vince Vaughn shines in this. There’s plenty of silly physical comedy, but also some really nice scenes like when he admits to the love interest that she left the note he treasures (body swap pronouns are a little hard) or when he has a moment with her mother while hiding in a changing room.
Landon — who wrote the movie along with Michael Kennedy — said that the film was influenced by the Screamseries, along with Cherry Falls, Fright Night, Jennifer’s Body, The Bloband Urban Legend. There’s also a fair bit of Halloween in here, particularly the opening series of murders, and references to Heathers, Child’s Play, Creepshow, Galaxy Quest, Carrie, The Faculty, The Craft and Supernatural. There’s also a bottle down the throat kill that came directly from the 2009 slasher remake Sorority Row.
I had fun with this. Here’s hoping you do the same.
*The funny thing is that the teacher that is the worst to her is Alan Ruck, who knows a thing about bring bullied, what with playing Cameron in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
I love that the cover of this movie looks like it could very well be a kid movie about unicorns and the actual film is full of gore, cannibalism and that trait that Heavy Metal and The Hitchhiker always had where breasts just have to appear every few scenes.
A widow (Karin Brauns) goes on a dangerous quest to meet a mythical wish-granting unicorn which just so happens to live in a Wishing Forest. And that’s where the cannibals live and a feral goddess (Stormi Maya) who devours the hearts of non-believers.
This movie is like a Nightwish tour shirt come to life for 80 someodd minutes. And the effects are way better than they need to be, the gross moments are more than gross and the women are all universally the kind of gorgeous that red blooded boys enjoy. It made me wish that the 80s era of deathstalkers and sorceresses never ended and we got more of these movies.
Directed by Leia and Jadzia Perez from a script by Jamie Grefe, who has also write some new Emanuelle movies that aren’t out yet, this movie feels like getting dosed outside an Amon Amarth show, making out with someone you don’t know and will never see again, then coming to at a Melvins show across town in the midst of drinking your third beer. It doesn’t have to make any sense for you to enjoy it.
Writer/director Robert Adetuyi’s Trouble Sleeping is an entertaining near-miss on several accounts. Not chilling enough to rate as a suspenseful thriller and not biting enough with its dark comedy elements, the U.S./Canadian coproduction feels like it is staying safe in middle ground, walking a fine line between being predictable, which it is, and outright boring, which it is not.
Vanessa (Vanessa Angel) is plagued by visions of her deceased husband Charles (Billy Zane), who committed suicide. Having remarried to Alex (Rick Otto), a colleague of Charles in a university psychology department, she is troubled even more by the imminent return home of her stepson Justin (Kale Clauson), who has just spent four years in a psychiatric facility after having discovered his father Charles’ body — and who is a mere 10 days away from inheriting millions of dollars, on which Vanessa and Alex have dangerous designs. Adding to the intrigue is August (Ingrid Eskeland), a graduate student who moves in with the trio to research her thesis on Charles’ life.
To murder and be rich, or to not murder and live off of what Justin will give them? That is the question that the increasingly paranoid Vanessa and the id-driven Alex have to ponder.
Adetuyi’s direction is fine; stylish with flavors of neo-noir. The screenplay has some bumps, though, including, as mentioned earlier, being rather easy to figure out, and having some occasionally clunky dialogue.
The ensemble cast all give serviceable-to-commendable performances, though their characters never give the actors much with which to stretch. Justin, for example, is a somnambulist and isn’t far off from that emotionally when awake, while Vanessa may get miffed and jealous, but more often than not stays rather cool-headed while doing so.
Trouble Sleeping has been dormant since its completion in 2018. It’s certainly not bad enough to warrant waiting that long for a release, especially when compared to many films in its subgenre, but viewers will likely have more feelings of déjà vu from watching it than they will restless nights of insomnia.
Trouble Sleeping was released on February 15, 2022.
Bigfoot movies have had something of a renaissance in recent times, and writer/director Justin Lee’s Big Legend is an exciting, welcome addition to Sasquatch cinema. The movie, which had its world premiere on opening night of the Portland Horror Film Festival on June 13, 2018, deftly balances human drama with plenty of monster mayhem, making for a highly satisfying creature feature.
Kevin Makely (Jumper, Stranglehold) stars as Tyler Laird, a military veteran who takes his girlfriend Natalie (Summer Spiro of the Westworld TV series and Oceans Rising) on a camping trip to the Oregon forest where, unbeknownst to her, he plans to propose. Lee does a wonderful job of letting viewers get to know these two characters and invest in them emotionally, and Makely and Spiro have definite on-screen chemistry together, so when a series of tree knocks and other sounds send Tyler investigating, and Natalie is dragged off in her tent by an unseen force, we are fully behind Tyler on his quest to find out what happened that night.
After spending a year in residential psychiatric care supervised by Dr. Wheeler (Amanda Wyss of A Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy vs. Jason, and The Hatred), Tyler is released. Encouraged by his mother Rita (genre film legend Adrienne Barbeau), he sets out to find out what happened to Natalie, whose body was never found. Deep in the woods, he encounters Eli Verunde (Todd A. Robinson of Deep Dark and All Hell Breaks Loose), a mysterious loner who is there because he wants to see “the big man.” Tyler responds that he doesn’t believe in fairy tales — but he and Eli will soon learn that some myths are based in fact.
The cast is impressive throughout, with Makely and Robinson making a terrific dramatic duo fighting for survival in the wild. Barbeau and fellow genre-film icon Lance Henriksen both give solid turns, as would be expected.
Lee adeptly gives equal importance to dramatic weight and suspense building, putting Big Legend several notches above the typical creature feature. Adrian M. Pruett’s cinematography is stunning, with Oregon wilderness serving as a beautiful canvas from which to work. Jared Forman’s score, rich with pulsating synthesizer and tension-causing strings, is wonderful.
The creature design is terrific, and Lee is not shy about showing it off after some initial classic teasing shots. This Bigfoot is not a timid one, so discerning monster-movie aficionados can expect lots of aggressive behavior from the titular beast.
With Big Legend, Lee has crafted a winning creature feature that delivers plenty of action and tension, but not at the expense of character development. The film has an engaging story peopled with believable characters portrayed by talented actors. Monster movie fans, Big Legend is an entry into the genre that is not to be missed.
Lisa McVey (Katie Douglas) left a bad home situation with her mother to live in Tampa with her grandmother, but within a few weeks she was being abused by Morris, her grandmother’s boyfriend, and then abducted by Bobby Joe Long. Even worse, her grandmother just assumed that she ran away and wasn’t in any danger.
Bobby (Russif Sutherland, the half brother of Keifer) holds Lisa bound and blindfolded — much like the nine other women he’d already killed — continually assaulting her while she gains his trust by asking him about other women and then leaving behind as much evidence as she can, touching everything in his apartment and even pulling out her hair and hiding it all over the place. She also begins memorizing everything she can.
Finally, when she escapes — pleading for her life when Bobby wants to shoot her in the head in the woods — Morris and her grandmother beat her for five hours before calling the police. Luckily, her case is assigned to Sergeant Larry Pinkerton (David James Elliot, who made your grandmother and aunts feel all tingly when he was on JAG), who is one of the few people who believes in her.
Amazingly, this true story ends with McVey becoming a deputy sergeant in Sex Crimes, working to protect children from the terror that she survived. As for Bobby, he was arrested outside a movie theater and was executed in prison via lethal injection in 2019.
Airing on Showcase in Canada and Lifetime in the U.S., this is a pretty frightening story even in TV movie format. I can’t believe that McVey made it and was able to lead such a positive life after.
Unable to direct his screenplay for Hellraiser: Revelations due to a scheduling conflict with Scream 4, Gary J. Tunnicliffe initially removed all references to the series when he wrote this movie. He was tryinf to make an independent film and then wanted to make a true Hellraiser as he knew how bad the past films had been. After all, he had been with the series doing effects since the third movie before moving into writing and now directing them.
Shot at the same time as Children of the Corn:Runaway, this was the second film that didn’t have Doug Bradley as Pinhead. Here, he’s played by Paul T. Taylor. The movie also introduces an entirely new army of Hell, the Stygian Inquisition, led by the Auditor, who is played by Tunnicliffe.
Yes, this is an auteur Hellraiser movie.
So while this is the story of how Pinhead and the Auditor discuss new and better ways of getting souls, it’s also a police story about the hunt for a serial killer called the Preceptor, who is right out of Se7en, killing people in murders based on the Ten Commandments.
Sadly, this was another Dimension Film and they sat on it for years until, well, the whole sexual abuse trial happened and LionsGate got this film and the aforementioned Children of the Corn: Runaway. Those guys were holding on to the rights to these films and wouldn’t let anyone else near them, no matter whether or not owning said rights and making these movies seemed to embarass them.
All I know is that Hellraiser should make the trends, not reference them. If I wanted to watch a police movie or Saw, well — I woulnd’t watch Saw again. You know, you can just make a Hellraiser movie about Hellraiser.
Director Milko Davis’s most recent effort was 2019’s Jurassic Thunder; his latest, Phantom Patrol, is in post-production. He was four films into his self-made indie career (his first was 2007’s Raiders of the Damned) with this tale about a researcher (Davis mainstay Elvis Sharp) cursed by his encounter with a mermaid-like creature deep in the Amazon jungles. He comes to realize that, in order to reverse the prehistoric, aquatic metamorphosis of his own body, he must return to the jungles for a cure.
In addition to Elvis Sharp, you’ll also recognize Rick Haak, aka General Hicks, as well as actor Leon Mayfield, from Milko’s fun Jurassic Thunder. You’ll also see cast crossovers in the frames from Milko’s other films Tsunambee and Jurassic Dead. The B&S staff appreciated actor Rick Haak taking the time to comment on our review of Jurassic Thunder, telling us “. . . the movie was fun to make and Milko does a lot with such a low budget.” That “lot” shows in Milko’s work, as his serviceable casts always confidently sells the outlandish drama of his pen and/or lens. We dig the dude.
Yikes. Creepy long-haired women!
For an against-the-budget film made four under $50,000, Curse of the Black Lagoon certainly looks like an ambitious, well-made film — with the cast slopping around in the woods and waters with gusto — as these stills from the film, show (here and here). Originally known as Merwitches, then retitled for its eventual DVD and streaming relaunch, the film unfortunately ran into production issues and, it seems, will not see release. Too bad, as the production stills, seen above, are intriguing: you can see everyone is enjoying the work and making the best picture they can make with the resources they have. Respect.
You can enjoy the .mp3 soundtrack from Curse of the Black Lagoon by Daniel E. Wakefield on Amazon.
So, if you’re wondering of the connection between a ’50s monster homage and a ’90s cyber thriller: the common denominator is the husband and wife filmmaking team of Johnathan Aguero and actress Julie Crisante. Curse of the Black Lagoon was co-written and co-produced by the duo — with Milko Davis on as the director. Aguero produced and Crisante acted in Davis’s Jurassic Dead.
Unfollower, a Lifetime cable channel-styled thriller, represents as the couple’s third joint project: one that serves as Aguero’s third producing, second writing effort, and directing debut. In addition to starring Julie Crisante, Unfollower also co-stars a new-to-the-scene Erin Felton, who starred in Curse from the Black Lagoon.
Drawing from her real life, past-personal experiences of abuse, Crisante stars as Jo Kelly: a self-conscious, up-and-and-coming on-line fitness instructor who becomes a cyber-stalking victim. When the digital stalker enters the real world, she uses her fitness skills and fighting instincts to stay alive.
Is it one of her 100-plus student-followers? Sure, her cheating, now ex-boyfriend, who runs his own high-tech firm, offers to help when the cops, won’t: but is it him? Or her enamored co-worker? Or a jealous competitor?
While this hasn’t bowed (at least not yet) on the female-centric Lifetime cable channel in the U.S., instead going straight to the free-with-ads stream Tubi platform, this “damsel in distress” cyberstalker has decent enough, against-the-micro budget production values and acting; there’s no reason why Julie Crisante can’t become the next romantic lead in a seasonal, cable romance or a MarVista-Canadian produced thriller for Lifetime. The proceedings of Unfollower are deserving to be a part of that channel’s serviceable rotation of thrillers that get the job done when you’re numb from the AMC and TNT repeats and need something new to watch. And thanks to our ’80s home video gods of Fred Olen Ray (A Christmas Princess) and David DeCoteau (The Wrong Valentine) writing and directing — and getting us hooked on — Hallmark and Lifetime movies, we should know.
Another interesting twist — well at least to those B&S About Movies fans of all things ’80s SOV — Unfollower is one of the many films produced and shot in Denver, Colorado. During our “SOV Week” deep dive back in September, we discussed the Centennial State productions of Curse of the Blue Lights, The Jar, Manchurian Avenger, Mind Killer, Night Vision, and The Spirits of Jupiter. Yeah, one day, some day, we’ll get to fellow-obscure, direct-to-video Mile Highers such as Savage Water (1979), Lansky’s Road (1985), and Back Street Jane (1989) . . . that is, if we ever find errant VHS copies or fan-ripped streams. If you’ve seen an online copy of them, let us know.
You can learn more about all of the films produced in Colorado at Colorado Film.com.
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“I made movies I wanted to watch myself. I didn’t care what anyone thought. Instead of writing for somebody else, I happily found [my films] in WalMart and Family Video — finally ending their natural lives in a Dollar Tree, after thinking I would sell them from a card table at a con myself. A lot of people are discovering my Wild Eye films that way, I’ve found, at Dollar Tree.” — Screenwriter John Oak Dalton to B&S About Movies
Muncie, Indiana-born filmmaker John Oak Dalton is a screenwriter and director that’s drifted down the waters, under the girders of the Monongahela’s Smithfield Street Bridge that we don’t mention enough, here, at B&S About Movies. As a screenwriter, we’ve primarily reviewed Dalton’s work with the oft-reviewed Mark Polonia by way of the films Black Mass (2005), Amityville Death House (2015), Amityville Island(2020), Shark Encounters of the Third Kind (2020), and, most recently, the absolutely bonkers, Noah’s Shark (2021).
Oak Dalton’s later travels with Polonia Entertainment began in 1987 when he became the first scriptwriter to win a David Letterman Telecommunications Scholarship from Ball State University. By 1999, Dalton sold his first screenplay to the direct-to-DVD market and numerous screenplays over the next 20 years to various indie-genre directors. He made his screenwriting debut for director Jon McBride (be sure to check out our “Exploring” feature on Jon) with Among Us (2004).
One of those genre-directors Oak Dalton works with often is fellow Dayton, Ohio-based Henrique Couto, noted for directing the well-received Babysitter Massacre (2013). Oak Dalton wrote Couto’s equally well-received horror-indie Haunted House on Sorority Row (2014), as well as the western-drama Calamity Jane’s Revenge (2015). Couto most recently directed Ouija Room (2019; written by Dan Wilder) (both Tubi-linked). Dalton’s also written for Joe Sherlock, who’s been at since 1999 with 28 films of his own. Coming soon from the pair is Things 666 (2022). In our talking with John, we’ve come to learn that Joe Sherlock grew up on a steady diet of Don Dohler (Fiend) and Don Coscarelli (Phantasm), and whatever was on late-night cable, so Sherlock’s films just might be what your streaming platform, ordered (and you may want to check out his 2014 writing-directing effort, Drifter, on Tubi).
After writing twelve screenplays for others, John Oak Dalton decided to make his thirteen writing effort — a twisted, psychological horror set in a small town — his first directing effort. Assisting John — in their seventh overall collaboration — as a producer and cinematographer, is Henrique Couto (which he also accomplishes in Scarecrow Country).
A perfectly-metered, realistic Joni Durian (Babysitter Massacre, Haunted House on Sorority Row, Calamity Jane’s Revenge, Scarecrow Country) is Kristen: the psychiatrist wife of Johnny, a failing screenwriter (an on-the-spot John Bradley Hambrick of Henrique Couto’s Ouija Room). Their marriage failing — due to each other’s infidelity — they’ve returned to Kristen’s rural Indiana roots. While she’s quickly set up a new psychiatry practice, a bitter, L.A.-pining Johnny battles his alcoholism as he argues with his agent on the latest sequel to the popular Sorority Graveyard franchise. As the story unfolds, we come to learn of Kristen’s wanting to return home: she wants to write a book about her hometown’s dark past regarding a local serial killer. When Kristen begins sessions with Jill (a well-tempered Erin R. Ryan, who also appears in several films connected to Oak Dalton), a homeless local teen, they come to discover she’s an escaped victim of an infamous child serial killer.
While I am not privy to have seen all of John Oak Dalton’s twenty-one writing efforts, and while I certainly respect the retro-SOV efforts of his frequent collaborator in Mark Polonia, based on the films I have viewed, I can tell you the reason why (even though each may have the expected, indie-filmmaking shortfalls) a film like John’s most recent effort, Noah’s Shark, works. It is the result of Oak Dalton’s creative, what-the-hell-why-not plotting and clever character exchanges.
Needless to say: As with most of the indie-streamer I’ve reviewed: most reviewers haven’t been kind to John’s directing debut, as streamers seem to be coming into this small town-with-quirky-residents-and-even-dark-secrets tale expecting the Coen’s brothers Fargo. Oh, how many times must I say, “Don’t do that,” as we are dealing with filmmakers up-against-the-budget? (You’re just not “getting it” and never will, so que sera sera, bitch.) Even with the comes-with-the-territory budgetary issues: The Girl in the Crawlspace is above the fray of most of the indie-streamers I’ve watched (via the with-ads Tubi platform) as Henrique Couto has delivered us a well-shot film.
As I mentioned with Oak Dalton’s joint-Polonia resume: the script is the thing. Here, as with the Coen’s ode to small town, Midwestern mayhem: we have an expertly crafted, multi-layered script rife with complex characters. Each have something to communicate beyond a major studio bayos ‘n bayhem romp rife with clunky one-liners and screams of “Look Out!” and urges to “Run!” as the San Andreas cracks and CGI buildings fall. It’s inherently obvious Oak Dalton’s script for Crawlspace comes from a place of erudition: his love of films, fan fiction, and other geek-driven pursuits shines through with the banter of his humorously engaging, community-center D&D-style gaming group that quickly reconnects the writing-unfocused Johnny to his nerdy, fantasy-game loving college days: Johnny is John Oak Dalton. Unlike most small town-dom scripts, ones where everyone comes across as hicks and oafy buffons, Oak Dalton has lived this life; he loves his roots and treats all of his characters with respect.
If The Girl in the Crawlspace was shot as an A-List feature film with center-of-the-radar actors — such as Clint Eastwood’s murder-mystery thrillers Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1997) Mystic River (2003) — you’d be singing the film’s praises courtesy of its story. So take off the snobby indie-streamer glasses and take your time to watch this well-written, multi-layered mystery that comes in at a quick 70 minutes.
John Oak Dalton is back with his second directing effort from his own screenplay about an Amish-populated, Indiana small-town where Winnie (a thespian-solid Chelsi Kern), a librarian, is gifted the diary of Joey Gibbs: gay and bullied, he committed suicide by driving his car into Hour Glass Lake. She comes into possession of the book when his mother passes and her daughter donates her brother’s collection of sci-fi novels. Once opened, the diary revives a blood thirsty scarecrow from the town’s dark past that kills members of Joey’s old basketball team.
As with Oak Dalton’s previous small town opus: the plot is multilayered with fully-arched characters. As in those larger-studio films we’ve cross-referenced: the once-teen-and-now prominent folk on the town’s counsel (one is the lovable town drunk, one runs a classic car dealership, the other a bar-club that once hosted The Dead Milkmen under his dad’s tutelage) were responsible for Joey’s death and cover up. While we may get the familiar plot twists that brings everyone’s sins of the past full circle, we also — refreshingly, unlike most horror indie-streamers — get a tale that’s not about the blood: this is a story about real people, their small town tales, and the quirks and mystery that follow suit.
One of those refreshing elements is the engaging subplot — that more than likely comes from Oak Dalton’s erudition — is Zoe (Rachael Redolfi): the agoraphobic, “old school” underground comic book artist sister of Winnie. Her reluctant fame for creating the Fantomah series leaves her at odds with her agent: she wants Zoe think bigger. Zoe wants to continue self-disturbing as a Xerox’d ‘zine. Oh, and Zoe’s creations “talk” to her and lead to solving the mystery.
Again, there’s those naysayers looking for a John Carpenter joint that moan about the film being “familiar” because the film centers around a revenge-driven scarecrow — stirred to life by a homemade Ouija board (the same one that opened Henrique Couto’s Ouija Room; it’s only a recycled prop and neither film is a sequel-prequel to the other). Speaking of props and set design, again, as with Crawlspace: the production-set design is solid and above-the-fray of most budget-conscious streamers. And it comes in at another tight 70 minutes.
For me, John Oak Dalton’s two directing efforts of Midwestern-bred horror are everything Don Coscarelli’s California-based mayhem (well, we are basing that on the fact the film shot at Oakland’s famed Dunsmuir Mansion) could have been. Think of a Phantasm with rich, character back stories (and flashbacks) of Mike and Jody’s parents, of how Jody, Reggie, and Tommy came to form their high school band, and how Jody ended up on the road with the Rolling Stones. (Say, a scene with Jody backstage at a gig pushing an amp and his Aunt Belle calls to tell of his parents’ car accident. In fact, the novel gets into Tommy’s “suicide”: his body is discovered in a basement: he jammed a knife-in-the-slats of an unfinished wall and thrust himself upon it.)
Well, those Oak Dalton-styled back stories — and scenes — existed, but were ultimately deleted from Coscarell’s final film (either shot, then cut; or cut from the script prior to filming). In the ultra-rare novelization by Don’s mother, romance novelist Kate Coscarelli, we learn such tidbits as the town where The Tall Man began his slave cultivation operation was known as China Grove. (Of course, if you watched the later-issued DVD outtakes to the film, you know there was more to Jody’s and Mike’s lives.) In the novelization, we learn that, after their death, the brothers inherited their parents’ small-town bank. The film-undeveloped sisters of Suzy and Sally (remember, they were kidnapped by The Tallman’s dwarfs) not only owned an antique shop (inherited from their convalescent-homed mother, Mrs. Glunter): Suzy and Jody became a couple as result of her working at the bank. There’s additional family drama with Jody: instead of taking on the family business, he goes on the road with the Rolling Stones and expresses his frustration having to remain in China Grove to take care of Mike.
Remember the one-scene Mrytle the maid: she’s more fleshed out in the novel. The old psychic lady in the wheelchair: her name is Mrs. Starr — and she speaks and discusses her granddaughter’s disappearance (and her name is Sarah; remember she opened the door to the “Space Gate Room,” then screamed). Then there’s the brothers’ doting Aunt Belle — who sees her war-casualty son in Mike. There’s Mr. Norby, the bank’s new manager at odds with Jody’s involvement with the bank. Then there ol’ Sheriff Wade who gave the roustabout Jody, Reggie, and Tommy hard times as teens — but he now leaves Jody alone via a bank loan blackmail gag (thus why the ‘Cuda always races around town without consequence); Jody even cracks a joke about “repossessing” Reggie’s ice cream truck (and Sally works at the ice cream shop). We also learn about the mysterious murder of Charlie Hathaway, the previous owner of Morningside.
Now, imagine a rebooted Phantasm with all of those twisty character elements. That’s what John Oak Dalton brings to the screen with these two films: real people with real lives and real problems that invest your interest. He gives reason beyond the screams.
So, Don, if you’re reading this: reboot Phantasm and give John a crack at the screenplay.
“I made Crawlspace after going a while without being offered any screenplays, or any I wanted to write, so I thought I would write a movie I wanted, make it at my house, and then sell it on a card table at conventions. Nobody was more surprised than me when it got picked up for distribution and ended up in Family Video, WalMart, and more.
“Literally, the day we sent the deliverables on Crawlspace, I was asked what I had next, which was nothing: I had intended on just making [Crawlspace]. So I started writing Scarecrow Country that very day in January 2019, we shot it in March 2019, and it screened October 2019 at a dusk-to-dawn horror festival in Iowa City.” — John Oak Dalton to B&S About Movies about the connection between his two directing efforts
You can follow John Oak Dalton at his official blog — where, in his entry “Talking in Our Bed for a Week,” he goes into detail on his mutual, recent three-picture deal through Wild Eye Entertainment with Mark Polonia. You can also learn more about John’s wares courtesy of his recent August interview with Richard Gary at the Indie Horror Films blogspot.
You can learn more about Henrique Couto and his films at his official website.
You can also delve into the twisted world of Joe Sherlock at his official site, Skullface Astronaut.
If you’re fan of ’80s-era shot-on-video films and you’re burnt out on the genre’s classics (many which we’ve reviewed at B&S About Movies, so check out our SOV tag), John Oak Datlon, Henrique Couto, and Joe Sherlock, as well as Mark Polonia, are doing a great job at keeping the era alive and viable with today’s technology-driven, shot-on-digital streamers.
We’ve since reviewed Henrique Couto and Dan Wilder’s Ouija Room.
About the Author: You can learn more about the writings of R.D Francis on Facebook.He also writes for B&S About Movies.
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