What’s On Arrow Player In January

Here’s what’s on the Arrow Player in January: 

January 6: Start the new year with the favorites of filmmaker, comic writer and producer Adam Egypt Mortimer. The writer-director of SpectreVision’s Daniel Isn’t Real and Archenemy, these Adam Egypt Mortimer Selects, presented in three parts: Demented Spiritual Quests, Kinetic Masterminds and Fucked Up Monsters. Movies include The Sacred Spirit, Bad Black, The Great Yokai War and Gwilliam. Also available: Teruo Ishii’s The Executioner and The Executioner II: Karate Inferno.

January 13: Reel Women is a vintage program of interviews with women directors working in Hollywood and Europe in the early 1990s, exploring the opportunities and obstacles that face them. Also available: Lady Whirlwind, Lady Kung Fu and Season of Ravenous Cannibals which has Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, Trapped Alive and Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood.

January 20: Experience breakout directorial debuts with The First Time, which includes A Ghost Waits, The Bird With the Crystal Plumage and Donnie Darko. Also available: Look into the six decades of work of one of the most iconic actors of the twentieth century in Marlon Brando: Wild One, an examination of the craft of Marlon Brando, narrated by professionals of the film industry. Plus: Bad Moon and Screamers.

January 27: The Lukas Moodysson Collection: Now Moodysson’s eclectic filmography can now be appreciated as the work of a singular filmmaking voice, as avowedly uncompromising and unabashedly political as it is keenly observed, deeply felt and frequently hilarious. Titles Include: Show Me Love, Together and Mammoth.

Head over to ARROW to start watching now. Subscriptions are available for $6.99 monthly or $49.99 yearly. ARROW is available in the US, Canada, the UK and Ireland on the following Apps/devices: Roku (all Roku sticks, boxes, devices, etc), Apple TV & iOS devices, Samsung TVs, Android TV and mobile devices, Fire TV (all Amazon Fire TV Sticks, boxes, etc), and on all web browsers at https://www.arrow-player.com.

Kino Cult Midnight Movie double feature deep cuts in January

This January, the Kino Cult linear FAST channel streams deep cuts of cult horror titles as thematically-paired “midnight movie” double features throughout the month all free with ads. They play at midnight EST.

Tuesdays remain dedicated to “Tune In, Turn On,” a weekly programming slot for mind-bending and psychedelic cinema; and on Saturday nights Kino Cult introduces “Midnight Mass,” a series of double features showcasing nunsploitation films, religious horror and the occult.

Kino Cult is a free ad-supported streaming destination for genre lovers of horror and cult films, Kino Cult also has hundreds of new and rare theatrically released cult hits, all presented in beautiful high definition. Additionally, Kino Cult offers an ad-free subscription plan for $4.99 per month.

My recommendations:

January 1: Ms. 45 and I Spit On Your Grave

January 3: A Virgin Among the Living Dead and Black Magic Rites

January 8: Angel and Demons

January 19: Shining Sex and Macumba Sexual

January 22: She Freak and Night Tide

January 29: Death Promise and Miami Connection

ARROW BOX SET RELEASE: Shawscope Volume 2

Building on the awesomeness that was Shawscope Volume 1, Arrow Video has released a second collection of films from Shaw Brothers, including several films from the final years of the studio. This is an incredible set, as you get 14 movies and so many hours of bonus features, including commentaries, features on each film and even a documentary series on the impact of the studio.

Nearly every movie has newly restored uncompressed Mandarin, Cantonese and English audio as well as newly translated English subtitles and optional hard-of-hearing subtitles for the English versions.

There ars high definition 1080p blu ray presentations of all fourteen films, including nine new 2K restorations by Arrow Films, as well as an illustrated 60-page collectors’ book featuring new writing by David Desser, Jonathan Clements, Lovely Jon and David West, plus cast and crew listings and notes on each film by Simon Abrams. Plus, you get new artwork by Mike Lee-Graham, Chris Malbon, Kagan McLeod, Colin Murdoch, “Kung Fu” Bob O’Brien, Lucas Peverill, Ilan Sheady, Tony Stella, Darren Wheeling and Jolyon Yates, hours of never-before-seen bonus features including several cast and crew interviews from the Frédéric Ambroisine Video Archive and two CDs of music from the De Wolfe Music library as heard in several of the films, exclusive to this collection.

I loved the first set so much — it’s been on repeat for days at a time — and I’m beyond pleased with this set, as it really gives you even more of the experience of Shaw Brothers. Seeing as how they made nearly a thousand movies, here’s hoping that there are many more of these sets in the future.

The films include (click on any of the links to see a full review of the movie):

Invincible Shaolin: The Venom Mob stars in the tale of General Pu (Lung-Wei Wang), who tries to destroy both the north and south Shaolin schools through trickery.

The Boxer’s Omen: One of the wildest movies of all time, a film in which more happens in the first ten minutes than every other movie I’ve watched this year put together. Worth the price of the entire set.

The 36th Chamber of ShaolinConsidered to be one of the greatest kung fu films and a turning point in the careers of star Gordon Lio and director Lau Kar-Leung, this is also known in the U.S.. as The Master Killer. It tells the story of San Te, a legendary Shaolin martial arts disciple who must train and ascend through each of the 36th chambers of the training school.

Return to the 36th ChamberIn this kind of, sort of sequel, Liu plays Chu Jen-chieh, a con man posing as a Shaolin monk who ends up actually becoming one.

Disciples of the 36th Chamber: Gordon Liu comes back to the role of San Te and mentors a younger monk who must learn to contain his ego and rage, Fong Sai-Yuk.

The Kid with the Golden ArmChang Cheh directs the Venom Mob in a story of martial arts masters, a shipment of gold, chicanery and a fighter who can break a sword with his bare hands.

Five Superfighters: When a martial arts master humbles another teacher and his four students, they must go on a spiritual quest to reclaim their fighting skills.

Mad Monkey Kung Fu: A street performer who throws candy to children was at one time the world’s greatest martial artist. Now, he tries to atone for a drunken mistake that cost him his family and his abilities.

Martial Arts of Shaolin: The only collaboration between film director Lau Kar-leung and actor Jet Li, this movie has Li playing Lin Zhi-ming, a young man training to become one of the best fighters in the Northern Shaolin school.

Mercenaries from Hong KongWhat if Show Brothers made Wild Geese? Watch all of this, because oh man, the last ten minutes have more action that every film that will come out next year.

Magnificent Ruffians: What good are martial arts in a world of guns? A lot, as it turns out, as four ruffians find one another and the joy of practicing combat.

Ten Tigers of KwangtungTwo shadowy killers are wiping out the legendary Ten Tigers and their disciples in a movie that flashes back to their past and present. Will they have a future?

My Young AuntieThis aunt isn’t an old maid. Instead, she’s tougher than all of the jerks trying to take her estate away.

The Bare-Footed Kid: Directed by Johnnie To, this is a remake of Chang Cheh’s Disciples of Shaolin and stars Aaron Kwok as  Kwan Fung-yiu, the bare footed kid of the title.

You can get this set from MVD.

You can also stream all of these movies on the Arrow player. Visit ARROW to start your 30-day free trial. Subscriptions are available for $4.99 monthly or $49.99 yearly. ARROW is available in the US, Canada, the UK and Ireland on the following Apps/devices: Roku (all Roku sticks, boxes, devices, etc), Apple TV & iOS devices, Android TV and mobile devices, Fire TV (all Amazon Fire TV Sticks, boxes, etc), and on all web browsers at https://www.arrow-player.com.

Kino Cult Midnight Movie double feature deep cuts in December

This December, the Kino Cult linear FAST channel streams deep cuts of cult horror titles as thematically-paired “midnight movie” double features throughout the month all free with ads. They play at midnight EST.

Kino Cult is a free ad-supported streaming destination for genre lovers of horror and cult films, Kino Cult also has hundreds of new and rare theatrically released cult hits, all presented in beautiful high definition. Additionally, Kino Cult offers an ad-free subscription plan for $4.99 per month.

My recommendations:

December 2: Zombie Lake and A Virgin Among the Living Dead

December 7: The Killing Kind and Night Tide

December 9: Schizo and The Flesh and Blood Show

December 11: The Awful Dr. Orloff and Dr. Orloff’s Monster

December 19: Justine and Sinfonia Erotica

December 30: Fascination and Night of the Hunted

What’s On Arrow Player In December

Arrow Player will have the following movies in December:

December 5: Start your holiday early with The Leech, one of the wildest movies I saw this year.

December 9: Fright Christmas has cold weather thrillers like The Deeper You Dig, Kolobos and The Chill Factor. Plus, check out Horror Hospital and Ghost House.

December 12: J-Horror Legends include Ringu, Ringu 2, Ringu 0, Ringu: Spiral, Dark Water, Audition, One Missed Call, One Missed Call 2 and One Missed Call Final.

December 16: Go back in time with Paul Joyce’s documentary Out of the Blue and Into the Black, a look at American independent film production post-Easy Rider, which has interviews with Peter Bogdanovich, Dennis Hopper, Monte Hellman and Roger Corman.

December 23: The Monster Club, The House That Dripped Blood and You Talkin’ to Me, which is the story of Robert De Niro with commentary from Quentin Tarantino.

Video Nasties: The Driller Killer, Tenebrae and Blood Feast.

December 30: The Stepfather II, The Stepfather III and Stanley Kubrick: The Invisible Man.

The Best of 2022: The Beta TestThe Sacred Spirit, The Righteous, Take Back the Night, Hotel Poseidon and Two Witches.

Head over to ARROW to start watching now. Subscriptions are available for $6.99 monthly or $49.99 yearly. ARROW is available in the US, Canada, the UK and Ireland on the following Apps/devices: Roku (all Roku sticks, boxes, devices, etc), Apple TV & iOS devices, Samsung TVs, Android TV and mobile devices, Fire TV (all Amazon Fire TV Sticks, boxes, etc), and on all web browsers at https://www.arrow-player.com.

What’s On Shudder: December 2022

Shudder is finishing 2022 in the scariest way possible. Plans start at under $5 a month and you can get the first week free when you visit Shudder.

Click on any of the links to see an in-depth article on the movie.

December 1: The premiere of the Shudder exclusive A Wounded Fawn, plus Night of the Comet and every single A Nightmare On Elm Street movie. You can read about those movies in our multiple-part series: part one, part two and part three.

December 9: Christmas Bloody Christmas

December 12: Shudder has so much giallo showing up, including The Police Are Blundering In the DarkThe Killer Is One of ThirteenGirl In Room 2AThe French Sex MurdersMy Dear KillerAutopsyMurder MansionCrazy Desires of a MurdererArabella Black Angel, The Killer Is Still Among Us and The Sister of Ursula.

December 16: The Apology and Joe Bob’s Ghouldtide Get-Together

December 22: Scare Package II: Rad Chad’s Revenge

December 29: Burial

Plus The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula: Titans and the premiere of two new series, Doomsday and Beyond the Dark.

BACK IN STOCK – Drive-In Asylum Special #3 from 2018, HOLIDAY HORROR!

The holiday season gets the DIA treatment with an assortment of reviews and ads for films taking place during Thanksgiving, Xmas & New Years. Black Christmas, Home for the Holidays, Silent Night Bloody Night, Rene Cardona’s Santa Claus…. and many, many more! Visit Groovy Doom on Etsy to buy.

While you’re there, you can also get the 1979 Yearbook, Tribute To Horror Hosts, 1981 Yearbook and  back issues containing ads and articles about some of your favorite movies.

Kicking off the ANOTHER HOLE IN THE HEAD FILM FESTIVAL 2022!

San Francisco’s Another Hole in the Head film Festival is an 18-day cinematic excursion into the realms of science fiction, fantasy, horror, and assorted other genre fare. Under the auspices of SF IndieFest, AHITH has an 18-year tradition of pulling together diverse Independent films of all varieties and budgetary considerations — from major productions by professional companies to micro-budget labors of love and everything in between.

Another Hole in the Head provides a unique vehicle for independent cinema. This year’s festival takes place from December 1st – December 18th, 2022. Screenings and performances will take place at the historic Roxie Cinema, 4 Star Theatre and Stage Werks in San Francisco, CA. It will also take place On Demand on Eventive and live on Zoom for those who can not attend the live screenings. You can learn more about how to attend or watch the festival live on their Eventlive site.

Highlights of the fest

Thursday, December 1st at 6:30 pm, the Opening Night film at the Roxie is Satanic Hispanics, an anthology of 5 short films from some of the leading Latin filmmakers in the horror genre, spotlighting Hispanic talent both before and behind the camera. During a raid in El Paso, police find one survivor in a house full of dead Latinos — The Traveler. During questioning, he tells of the horrors he’s encountered in his long time on Earth; about portals to other worlds, mythical creatures, demons and the undead –s tories rooted in Latin American legends. Directed by Mike Mendez (The Convent, Big Ass Spiders!), Demian Rugna (Terrified), Eduardo Sanchez (The Blair Witch Project, From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series), Gigi Saul Guerrero (Bingo Hell) and Alejandro Brugues (Juan of the Dead). This title will not be available online.

Friday, December 2nd at 7:30 pm, Sleepbomb performs the world premiere of their new score for George Romero’s Night of the Living Dead! Experience the terror and tension of the original zombie film that started it all with Sleepbomb’s unique blend of doomy drones and electronics filling the air. You’ll never see the film the same way again! Tickets are $25. For almost two decades, Sleepbomb has been bringing innovative and exciting new scores for a wide variety of genre films. Atmospheric and heavy, ranging from doom and drone to electronic textures, Sleepbomb’s scores have re-contextualized films like Nosferatu, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Conan the Barbarian and Metropolis for mesmerized audiences in the Bay Area and beyond. This is Sleepbomb’s return to Another Hole in the Head after their sold out Conan performance in 2019. This performance will not be available online.

Friday, December 9th at 7 pm, the festival will kick off its engagement at the 4 Star Theatre with the US Premiere of Horror icon José Mojica Marins’ (Brazil’s “Coffin Joe”) long-lost film The Curse (A Praga) and Mojica’s Last Curse, a short documentary about the rediscovery and restoration of the feature. As our host Coffin Joe warns us at the very beginning, you shouldn’t joke about the unknown. A young couple visiting the countryside fail to heed the warnings of a passing villager and draw near to the home of a reclusive witch to take some photos. Despite her protests, they take her picture, with horrifying consequences! The Curse was originally filmed for Marins’ Brazilian TV show in 1967, but that version was lost in a fire. In 1980, Marins began filming a second version, but production was halted due to financial difficulties. The existing footage went missing until 2007, when producer Eugenio Puppo rediscovered it while preparing a retrospective of Mojica’s work. Years of intensive restoration, including recovering the lost dialogue with the assistance of a lip-reader were to follow. Mojica’s Last Curse, a short documentary addressing this arduous process, will screen immediately after the feature. These titles will not be available online.

December 11th, at 9 pm, The Profane Exhibit will close out the screenings at the 4 Star. This extreme horror anthology from infamous directors all over the globe spent 13 years in production hell and was believed to be lost for some time, but will now make its California premiere. Directed by Ruggero Deodato, Sergio Stivaletti, Marian Dora, Uwe Boll, Ryan Nicholson, Anthony DiBlasi, Yoshihiro Nishimura, Michael Todd Schneider, Nacho Vigalondo and Jeremy Kasten. Viewer discretion is highly advised, due to the extreme content of this film. This title will not be available online.

Movies at the AHITH

Alchemy of the Spirit: Artist Oliver Black (Xander Berkeley) wakes to discover his wife Evelyn (Sarah Clarke) has died in their bed overnight. Brimming with magical realism, we enter a world in which the misconceptions of our belief in a solid reality are revealed. Directed by Steve Balderson.

Brightwood: A couple find themselves trapped in a bizarre time-loop while on a run around a pond. Directed by Dane Elcar.

Bundy Manor: When a family moves to a small town they discover an extreme haunted house run by a charming retired surgeon. Things start getting out of hand when they realize he is going too far. Directed by Alexander Watson.

The Creeping: Strange things begin to happen when Anna returns home after a long absence to look after her ailing Grandma. Directed by Jamie Hooper.

Cryptid: A small rural town in Maine is shocked as a mysterious animal leaves a local resident brutally ripped apart.Directed by Brad Rego.

Don’t F*** In The Woods 2:  s the counselors of Pine Hills Summer Camp are getting the grounds ready for the season, a mysterious girl enters the camp after a night of bloodshed. And there are things following her…Directed by Shawn Burkett This title will not be available online.

Guiltless: When an intruder breaks into the home of Teen-Queen Samantha with a dark revelation, her night spirals into revenge-fueled chaos in this coming-of-age thriller. Directed by Kevin Schultz.

Hypnotica: A young psychiatrist tries hypnotism to save a patient but will soon wish to God he hadn’t. Directed by A.T. Sharma.

Kick Me: A nightmare comedy about a school counselor whose compassion, generosity and dedication destroy the lives of everyone around him. Directed by Gary Huggins.

Laced: On the evening of a record-breaking blizzard, a young wife’s plans to kill her abusive husband begin to unravel in this taut thriller. Directed by San Francisco native Kyle Butenhoff.

Living With Chucky: In this feature documentary, a filmmaker who grew up alongside Chucky the killer doll seeks out the other families surrounding the Child’s Play films as they recount their experiences working on the ongoing franchise and what it means to be a part of the “Chucky” family. Directed by Kyra Elise Gardner. This title will not be available online.

Night of the Bastard: After chasing away a group of youths trying to party near his desert home, a disgruntled hermit’s peaceful life is violently upheaved when a group of savage cultists lay siege to his house. Directed by Erik Boccio. This title will not be available online.

Regicide: On a remote farm, an attempt to start anew is shattered when a group of friends find themselves trapped by an unexpected guest, and what hides beneath the surface is capable of unimaginable terror. Directed by Daniel McLeod.

Swallowed: After a drug run goes bad, two childhood friends must survive a horrific night in a backwoods hell of drugs, bugs, and obscene intimacy in this queer horror nightmare. Directed by Carter Smith. This title will not be available online.

On-demand only movies

Agatha: In this surreal art/experimental feature, a man suffering from a terminal disease witnesses an incredible event involving his mysterious neighbor Agatha. Hoping to find a cureto his sickness, he agrees to follow her on a strange and risky journey into a forgotten but not entirely deserted urban wasteland. Directed by Roland Becerra and Kelly Bigelow Becerra.

Alien Danger with Raven van Slender: A family-friendly science fiction adventure. Ravenvan Slender and The League of Scientists must save the galaxy from evil and find a pizza delivery spot in the cold dark regions of space. Directed by James Balsamo.

Cognitive: When a young couple abducts Alisha, she is forced to consider the possibility that she may not be who she thinks she is. A Hitchcockian-style thriller presented in reverse chronology that keeps the audience guessing until the final frame. Directed by Evan Richards.

Dickhead!: A deadbeat detective investigates a cryptic note that leads to the discovery of an incomprehensible kitchen sink. Directed by Justin Petty.

Do Not Disturb: A narcotic nightmare ensues when couple on their Miami honeymoon take a peyote trip to strengthen their marriage. As they confront their troubled relationship, they discover that this strand of peyote awakens a desire to consume human flesh, and their suite becomes an insatiable den of love, lust and carnal desire. Directed by John Ainslie.

Extraneous Matter: Sensuously filmed in black & white, this episodic tale melds tentacle hentai with a philosophical examination of isolation and the effect it has on the human psyche. Beginning with a woman in a sexually unfulfilling relationship who is seduced by a bizarre creature she finds hiding in her apartment, it progresses to the stories of others who are touched both physically and emotionally by the creature. Directed by Kenichi Ugana.

Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines: This fan film relates the epic conclusion of the Jarvis storyline. Angelica and Ashley Jarvis are looking for their missing father when their search is derailed by Elias Voorhees, who has sinister plans for the duo. Director’s Statement:We set out to create a fan film that would be the collective dream of Friday the 13th fans everywhere. Working with the original cast and crew of Friday the 13th Part 6 and Jason Lives, as well as several other horror icons was a dream come true. I feel that we have accomplished what we set out to do and have written a big love letter to the franchise and fans. Directed by Jason Brooks.

The Haunting of the Murder House: In October, four filmmakers disappeared in a haunted house while live streaming on social media. A year later, their footage was found. Directed by Brendan Rudnicki.

Hayseed: After their reverend is found dead, an insurance investigator questions a church congregation in a small Midwestern town. Directed by Travis Burgess.

HeBGB TV: A retro-horror TV cable box infiltrates a neighborhood and curates nostalgic killer content to its audience. Drawing on television themes throughout the decades; this feature is jam packed with fun shorts, scary songs and creepy characters all for a cheap laugh. A movie about watching TV! Directed by Jake McClellan, Adam Lenhart and Eric Griffin.

A Life On The Farm: When filmmaker Oscar Harding’s grandfather passed away, his family inherited an extraordinary video tape — a feature-length home movie from neighbour Charles Carson, which can best be described as “Monty Python meets The Texas Chainsaw Massacre“. But there’s so much more to the man than his bizarre videos — Charles was an inventor, an outsider artist, and a pioneer of death positivity. In this documentary, Charles’ life and work are examined by those who knew him best. Directed by Oscar Harding.

logger: Based on the fable Death and the Logger by Jean de la Fontaine (1668) and inspired by Akira Kurosawa’s Rashomon (1950). A logger discovers a brutally mutilated body in the woods. Falling into a catatonic state, he gets the unexpected help of Death herself. From there, the story is told from three different points of view: that of the forester, the jogger, and the doctor. Going back in time, the surreal truth slowly unravels until the final battle with Death turns everything back to normal. Directed by Steffen Geypens.

SAWrannosaurus Rex: A chronological retelling of the SAW film series, including Saw 1-6, Saw 3D, Jigsaw and Spiral. Constructed by Josh Nitsche.

TRAP – Facing life in prison, a hood dreams of the violent streets that forged his identity, but cursed his soul. Directed by Anthony Edward Curry.

A Zombie Movie (Una Película de Zombies): This film was created entirely using deepfake technology, exchanging the actors’ original faces for others in a hyper-realistic way. A modern adaptation of George A. Romero’s 1968 classic Night of the Living Dead, the film integrates Chilean comedians and actors with new dialogue to create a hilarious zombie comedy. Directed by Cristóbal Ross.

Special events

The Warped Dimension VHS Show! at the Roxie Theater on December 3rd at 9 pm: This performance art hybrid of Live interactive theater and movie screening experience will be hosted by MC Benji, AHITH programmer and host of the underground virtual show Warped Dimension TV. Special guests include award-winning actor Michael Kane and his personal VHS copy of Jaws: The Revenge, which will be screened after a brief Q&A session.

Live on Stage! A Special Edition of The Twilight Zone Parody Show at Stage Werx on Wednesday, December 14th and Thursday, December 15th, at 7 pm (Doors at 6:30): Dreams On The Rocks & Another Hole in the Head invite the audience to immerse themselves in the sights, sounds and scents of this double feature, re-imagining two classic episodes: In “Eye of the Beholder,” a woman wrapped in bandages awaits the results of her doctors’ latest attempt to correct her facial deformities. “Nightmare as a Child” concerns a school teacher visited by a strange young girl. Completing the “TV” experience, a selection of commercial parodies will be performed during the break between episodes. Dreams On The Rocks Productions is a Bay Area-based theatre company specializing in satirical remakes of cult classics through a modern gaze.

December 7th at 9 pm: Local film director Christopher Coppola presents a special surprise screening at the Roxie (TBA).

Curated short film collections, including Dark Rainbow (LGBT+ Genre films), Strangers with Eye Candy (Animation from across the globe) and multiple editions of Strictly Local (diverse works from over 25 SF Bay Area filmmakers).

For more info

Visit the official Another Hole in the Head site and the Eventlive site. You can also keep up with all of my AHITH film watches with this Letterboxd list.

CAULDRON FILMS holiday sale deep dive

I’m so excited for everything that Cauldron Films is putting out. Every release has been so good but their pre-Thanksgiving announcement is packed with three incredible releases, as well as Kill Butterfly Kill, the first release from new label Neon Eagle.

There are also great deals on everything else they’ve released so far!

Here’s what I’m so excited about, the three new releases. Click on any title to purchase.

Convoy Busters: Maurizio Merli (Violent Naples and The Cynic, The Rat, and The Fist) is busted down from Homicide to Emergency Squad. Despite his demotion, he is not content with letting Rome’s criminal element run rampant and his violent nature soon finds him the target of both the press and the local mob. After a bloody attempt on his life, he is transferred to a quiet coastal town to run a local department but, never one to leave things alone, he quickly finds a dangerous smuggling ring is using the cover of the sea and darkness to run their operations in his sleepy district.

 

Shanghai JoeAccording to the Spaghetti Western Database, lead actor Chen Lee may have been a Japanese karate instructor, but according to director Mario Caiano (Eye In the Labyrinth), he worked in a laundry, not in a dojo, and was picked because he looked like a young Dustin Hoffman. Some think his real name was Mioshini Hayakawa, which is Japanese, not Chinese. That said, if that being racist — not knowing the difference between two countries nearly 1,900 miles away from one another — then this movie is not for you.

Seriously, nearly every race gets denigrated in this movie audibly and physically. Luckily, Shanghai Joe ends up killing every single offender.

Also — the Bruno Nicolai music — recycled from Have a Good Funeral, My Friend… Sartana Will Pay — is so good you’ll want to stick around for the whole movie.

Shanghai — or Chin Hao — has come to this country and instead of finding whatever it is he’s looking for — he has tattoos much like Kwai Chang Caine — he’s found that aforementioned racism and a love interest in Cristina (Carla Romanelli, Fenomenal and the Treasure of TutankamenThe Lonely Lady).

Our hero’s skills as a fighting man make their way to cattle rancher Stanley Spencer (Piero Lulli, Kill, Baby…Kill!), who is really enslaving Mexicans to do his work. That means that the bad guys decide to kill him, but none of them can get it done.

Spencer ends up hiring four different killers, much like video game bosses, to do his work for him. There’s Tricky the Gambler (Giacomo Rossi Stuart, The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave), Pedro the Cannibal (Robert Hundar, Sabata), Buryin’ Sam (Gordon Mitchell, who improvised and sang the song “Chin-Chin Chinaman” while carrying a shovel to try to kill Shanghai) and Scalper Jack (an astonishing Klaus Kinski, who is obsessed with hair and you genuinely fear for the life of Romanelli in their scene).

Finally, Mikuja, the only person who has the same martial arts technique and tattoo as our hero, is hired to kill him. Their battle may not be a fight on the order of a Shaw Brothers technical battle, but it’s still fun.

This movie is incredibly strange, because every time I thought it was going to be normal, it would go from slapstick to our hero plucking out a bad guy’s eye and blood spraying all over the place. It’s closer to a horror film set in the West with martial arts than a straight-up Italian Western, but it’s better for that difference.

Frankenstein ’80Dr. Otto Frankenstein works in his lab all day and to the normal daytime world, he seems like an ordinary doctor. But at night, he works on perfecting his own form of life, Mosiac, putting together this inhuman human from several dead bodies. Then, once completed, Mosiac repays him by killing him and we still have an hour left.

Directed by Mario Mancini (who was the cinematographer for Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks and The Girl in Room 2A), this is a film featuring real surgical footage, nonsensical dialogue and a total lack of plot. Suffice to say I loved it.

Mosiac spends the rest of the movie replacing his constantly failing organs, which means that he must murder and murder and murder some more. Have you ever wondered, “What if someone used a giant leg bone to kill someone?” this would be the movie that answers your inquest.

Also, in whatever nameless city in some unknown country that this is supposed to be set in, possibly Germany, the women in the night have no issues with a gigantic monster in a leather Nazi-esque outfit picking them up with merely a few grunts. No money discussion — he kills them way before they tell him how much a half and half costs.

This movie was inspired by Italian horror, sex and gore comics, like Oltretomba. If you’re offended by the blood and guts and books of this film, consider this a stern warning: avoid these comics at all costs. They take it even further. And then further. And then some.

There’s a new blu ray of this that’s been released — the film is in public domain — that finally fixes the rough prints that are out there right now. It’s nearly impossible to find, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop looking. For all the foibles of this film, it has a certain something.

As a bonus, here’s some artwork that I did of the film.

Mill Creek Through the Decades: 2010s Collection

Mill Creek continues their new box sets with Through the Decades: 2010s Collection. You get ten movies from that era across a variety of genre and you’ll be amazed that some of these movies are more than ten years old. You can order it from Deep Discount.

I really enjoy these sets because the quality of the films are pretty good and while you don’t get many extras, you also get ten movies for much less than buying them on their own. It’s also allowed me to explore several 2010s movies I missed and I found at least one — Seeking a Friend for the End of the World — that I consider a high quality movie that I’ll think about often.

I’d really like the label to go back and do another set of each decade, because there’s nothing I love more than discovering new films. Check this set out and do the same thing for yourself.

MacGruber (2010): The legendary MacGruber faces off against his nemesis Dieter Von Cunth, who is threatening to level Washington, D.C. with a nuclear warhead.

The American (2010): American assassin Jack has one more job to do before he gets out of the game for good. Hiding out in the Italian countryside, he befriends some of the locals, risking their lives and his own in this taut thriller.

The Dilemma (2011):  Ronny discovers that his best friend and business partner Nick’s wife is having an affair, and struggles with telling Nick as the biggest opportunity of their career approaches.

The Adjustment Bureau (2011)A simple affair between a politician and a dancer unfurls into a thrilling race for the truth behind the mysterious organization that seems determined to keep them apart.

Your Highness (2011): An arrogant and chivalrous prince and his scoundrel brother must work together to rescue the prince’s bride-to-be from an evil sorcerer.

The Thing (2011): The staff of an Antarctic research station are picked off one by one by a ferocious alien organism that can assume the form of those it kills.

Contraband (2012):  An ex-smuggler is dragged back into the business, trafficking millions in counterfeit bills in order to protect his brother-in-law from a powerful drug lord.

Safe House (2012)Assigned to guard a fugitive in a Cape Town safehouse, a rookie CIA agent is in over his head when they are attacked by mercenaries and are forced to work together to survive.

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012): As an asteroid hurtles towards Earth, a man embarks on a cross country road trip to reunite with his high school sweetheart, so he won’t have to die alone.

Black Sea (2014): A former submarine captain heads an expedition backed by a questionable investor to search the bottom of the Black Sea for a sunken Nazi sub loaded with gold.