18. A Death March Horror Film (a group of people go on a trip and slowly get killed one by one, but keep moving).
I had no idea what to expect out of this movie. The poster gave me The Town That Dreaded Sundown vibes and that’s never a bad thing. Yet for some reason, I just never watched this. Director and writer Christopher Smith really shoots for a high bar on this one and I was astounded that it came together so well. I barely want to discuss what happens — I mean, I have to, that’s what this site is all about — because as quickly as you figure out what’s going to happen next, the movie’s smart script pulls the rug out.
Jess (Melissa George) is a single mother who is invited to take an ocean cruise with her friend Greg (Michael Dorman) and his closest comrades Sally (Rachael Carpaini), Downey (Henry Nixon), Heather (Emma Lung) and Victor (Liam Hemsworth). A sudden storm flips their boat and Heather is lost at sea and the survivors make their way onto an abandoned ocean liner that somehow still has fresh food — Death Ship? — called the Aeolus, which is the name of three mythical characters that have been confused even by experts. That — and the nature of the number three — will be very important for what happens in this movie. Yes, it’s a triangle.
I’m really astounded by how well this came together and how dark it gets. I really thought it was just going to be a slasher on a cruise ship and I can’t even tell you how happy I am that I gave this adventurous movie a chance.
18. SO MUCH DEATH: The R.I.P. section has been very active this year so today watch a movie with a high body count.
307 people get killed in this movie.
It’s like John Woo looked at the most violent gun culture movies of the U.S. and was like, I can do this so much better.
After getting criticized for making films that glamorized gangsters, Woo wanted to make a Dirty Harry style film to make the police look heroic. He was on his way out of Hong Kong to Hollywood, so this was his final statement on Hong Kong action.
And oh man, this movie never fails to delight.
Inspector “Tequila” Yuen (Chow Yun-Fat) loses his partner and decides to play judge, jury and executioner, forgetting due process and blowing the murderer away. He gets kicked off the force.
Killing machine Alan (Tony Leung) is wiping out all of the gangs in the city and nearly shoots Tequila, saving his life because, well, Alan is also a cop.
Johnny Wong (Alan Wong) is the gangster boss running guns out of a hospital.
Really, you just put all of these characters against one another, throw in a few thousand bullets and sit back and enjoy what comes next.
This is a movie that has Chow Yun-Fat catch on fire and a baby pisses it out. The first time I saw it, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing and kept rewinding it. And it gets so audacious by the end, as shopping carts filled with guns are used to decimate bad guys and Western attention spans.
Critics loved The Killer in the U.S. more, but this is a movie made to watch with other people, all shouting and screaming as the action just keeps getting more intense. In fact, I’d say this is my favorite action movie of all time, one that sets a bar that has never been matched since.
I love this so much I accidentally reviewed it twice.
Jess (Christina Masterson) is a single mother who has been picked to be a contestant on Love at Last, which is The Bachlor. Meanwhile, a disco ball-masked killer is taking out all of the other contestants.
Directed by Tim Cruz — who wrote it with Blake Rutledge — The Final Rose does a fun job of taking the expected reality show moments and infusing the spirit of the slasher within them. It also has smart casting, featuring actors from The Young and the Restless, General Hospital and One Life to Live.
I’m not the biggest fan of reality romance, but I see the potential for jealous contestants to become a murderous place where a stalk and slash killer can have his or her way with the contestants. This is totally the kind of movie that could play on Lifetime years ago. The writing is quite good, way better than a made for streaming movie should be, skewering everything in its way.
Robert Toulon (Corey Feldman) is the great-grandnephew of André Toulon. He and his daughter Alexandra (Danielle Keaton) now have the puppets and bring them to life on Christmas Eve, which leads to Erica Sharpe (Vanessa Angel) unleashing the Demonic Toys, who have been going crazy in the hope of getting to kill someone. There’s also a demon called Bael because you know, why not?
This is pretty much the Puppet Master Holiday Special. Blade, Pinhead, Jester and Six Shooter going against Baby Oopsy Daisy, Jack Attack and Grizzly Teddy. I’ve read that it’s not an official film but it’s fun. Sure, it’s a throwaway, but I’m all for puppet on toy mayhem. This is supposed to take place before Puppet Master 2 which is why Tunneler and Leech Woman aren’t in it.
Erica Sharpe was going to be played by Traci Lords and Toulon by Fred Willard and let me tell you, I wish that’s the movie we got. The idea of these two franchises fighting is a great one, but as always, Full Moon didn’t have the money to make this as huge as it could have been.
17. A Horror Film From the Hong Kong New Wave(1979-1984).
Did Italian horror cinema have an influence on director Tsui Hark? Well, between the title of this movie — which comes from the tagline for Zombie — and the fact that it stole its soundtrack from Suspiria, I would say yes. There’s also a fair bit taken from Sacrifice! and Cannibal Holocaust as well as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Also called Hell Has No Gates, No Door to Hell and Kung Fu Cannibal, this is about Agent 999 (Norman Chu) who is after Rolex (Melvin Wong), a thief, all the way to a cannibal village. Yet Rolex ends up saving him from the cannibals just in time for he himself to get chowed down on.
This is like a film noir detective against flesh eating ghouls mixed with comedy and ill-advised transvestite comedy. It doesn’t work as much as you’d hope, but Hark would move on from thie and The Butterfly Murders to Dangerous Encounters of the First Kind and Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain.
17. THE VIDEO NASTY: Watch one of the 72 banned in the UK. And we thought the PMRC was tough…
It’s been one of my goals to check off every single one of all three of the video nasty lists. You can check the progress at Letterboxd and write-ups on sections one, two and three.
Ulli Lommel loved the story of Boogeyman so much that he made it over and over again. In fact, a good chunk of this movie is a flashback to the first. So while John Carradine’s name might be high up in the credits, he’s all past footage. As for Lommel, he started as an actor, first appearing in Russ Meyer’s Fanny Hill, then acting in Fassbinder’s surreal western film Whitey (as well as several other of the director’s films). He moved to the U.S. and worked with Warhol in the films Cocaine Cowboys and Blank Generation. His wife at the time, Suzanna Love — a descendent of the creator of the Pratt Institute — helped write these movies and also appears in them as Lacey.
The story is told that Paramount wanted to pay for a big budget sequel and Lommel decided to make the sequel himself. In this, Lacey goes to Hollywood, along with a shard of that haunted mirror, and the filming the movie within a movie turns into a murderous affair. Also: the credits are hand-written and you can see hands holding the titles, which seems like anything but the movie Paramount would have paid for. Nor would be the first 25 minutes of this movie during which we see pretty much the entire first film all over again.
The funny thing is that the deaths in the new footage are not shot in a shocking — or easily visible, this thing is dark and poorly made — way. The reason this movie ended up on the video nasty list is all due to the footage taken from the first movie, which is also on the list. It’s like an artist being inducted into the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame as a member of a group and a solo artist.
That said — someone does get killed by their mouth getting shoved onto a hot tail pipe.
So yeah. Nearly 85% of this movie is the movie you already saw. It’s made in Lommel’s house. It has him in the cast. And while Bruce Starr (Bruce Pearn) is listed as director, Lommel also has his hands all over this. A true cash-in if there ever was one, I guess you have to admire the sheer nuts on this man.
Wilfred Brimley was two years young than me when he made this movie and that’s kind of screwing me up right now.
Paul Stanton (Edward Herrman) has sent his son Billy (Peter Billingsly) into going to California to meet up with his mother Sally (Catherine Hicks) and her boyfriend Mike (Paul Le Mat) who are on the way to Arizona. As things usually occur, Billy accidentally walks across the crime scene of a serial killer, takes a turtle necklace and unleashes unwitting hell.
Directed by Dick Richards and written by Richard Rothstein, this movie puts a young child into the claws of a serial killer, which is scary now but had to be even worse in 1982 when we hadn’t really come to understand the evil around us.
A year later, Peter Billingsly would be in A Christmas Story in which he’d also dress like a cowboy and bring up Black Bart. What are the odds, I ask you?
Also: Wilfred Brimley was a bodyguard for Howard Hughes.
Also also: This is part of that most wonderful of horror genres, the RV movie.
If I saw this as a kid, I would have made sure that my parents never took us on vacation.
An American filmmaker, musician and songwriter who has released over 23,000 songs — probably more by the time you read this — Matt Farley is a creative giant that you may not know but totally should. I discovered him through his films and was stunned that his phone number appeared in the autobiographical Local Legends. Our text conversation led to the interview you’re about to read:
B&S About Movies: I always feel like there’s a finite well of movies and I worry, “Am I going to exhaust movies that are interesting?” It was amazing finding this huge block of your movies at Fantastic Fest. I’d never seen any of them before and it was like diving into the deep end of an entirely new obsession with no set order of how to start absorbing them.
Matt Farley: Everyone’s got their own journey. One thing I find is that people’s appreciation for the movies just goes up. With each one they watch, whatever they watch first, they’re kind of saying, “I’m not sure what to make of this.” And then a few movies in there like, “Okay, now I get it.”
B&S: I started with Metal Detector Maniac. I had no idea what it was going to be about and it felt like a hang-out film and then, all of a sudden, it switched up on me.
Matt: We tried to be a little sneaky about that.
B&S: In Local Legends, you discuss how audiences get upset because they think that you’re making a horror movie and you’re not. Does that reaction still happen?
Matt: Well, in the last few years, starting with Metal Detector Maniac, we’ve kind of have a different approach. Maybe there are on board. With Freaky Farley, we pushed it as a slasher even though we think it’s hilarious to sell that movie as a slasher.
B&S: What movies did you have in mind when you were making it?
B&S: It reminds me of 70s pre-slasher movies. Regional horror. It’s just as much about the town that he lives in. Maybe more so than it is about him because you wonder, what’s beneath the surface of it?
B&S: I’m amazed at the level of your creative output. Has it always been this way or did you learn how to harness some special way of figuring out how to make things?
Matt: It’s definitely developed but I was writing novels in fourth grade and as soon as my family got a video camera I was making movies with my friends. Playing the piano, I started writing songs in my teen years, I definitely wasn’t as prolific but definitely I already had the obsessiveness the same then as it is now.
I just kept refining my approach and kind of figuring out what works and what doesn’t work. You know, it’s easier to write and record a song than it is to make a movie. There’s a lot more streamlining and refining necessary to keep making movies. If you can find an hour, you can rattle off a song. But to make a movie is soul-crushingly time-consuming, you know?
Charlie and I met in college and we were making movies. Whether consciously or not, we were kind of figuring out our method, especially because we’re working with people who are not not being paid. So much of the process is figuring out how much you can expect from a person before they stop answering your phone calls. (laughs)
It’s just always just been my dream to be constantly creating things and and then I guess, you know, the adult part of my life has been figuring out a way to do that while still being accepted in my family and community.
B&S: I get “Do you ever slow down?” from people. And no, why would I? I have a mindset that just always wants to be making things.
Matt: Yeah, absolutely. ‘m always like, “Oh, wouldn’t be cool if we could do this or if we could do that?” And that’s the easy part. The hard part is actually figuring out a way to do it.
B&S: Most people have one creative thing that they’re known for. You’ve kind of integrated so many different talents. There’s this whole music side and there’s the whole movie side and like sometimes they cross over. I find that fascinating.
Matt: I have these albums that I call the No Jokes albums, which are not songs about poop or dumb songs about cities. They’re just good songs. But they do have jokes in them or comedic weirdness, you know, and I think those songs kind of compare to the movies. There’s no movie equivalent to the poop songs. I wish there was! I wish we could churn out some novelty movies that actually made us money but we haven’t figured that one out yet.
Matt: We’re currently trying to do two movies a year and that started in 2021. So it was Metal Detector Maniacand Heard She Got Married and then this year is Magic Spot and Boston Johnny. And then we’re gonna keep on pushing. It’s kind of applying what I do with the music a little bit to the movies. Let’s really put our foot to the pedal. One of the things for the music is that like, it’s like, be undeniable, like get to the point where people don’t even want to find my songs and they accidentally do and they’re just, “Oh God. It’s that guy again.” (laughs)
I keep on creeping up in people’s feeds or in their searches and whatnot, as a way to just be like, “Gosh, darn it worked music world. I won’t let you ignore me!”
So we’re trying to apply that to the movies. It’s just that it’s so time-consuming making a movie that it doesn’t quite compare but in terms of getting noticed by people who pay attention to movies, I think you can work in that way. Where you know, just enough people start talking and say, “Oh, these guys are doing two movies a year. And I think I think they’re pretty good too.”
I guess our secret advantage is that like the previous 20 years, we were making movies quite a lot. And so we’ve gotten to the point where we have a lot of people who we know want to act with us and we know what they’re good at and we can write parts specifically for them. We know a bunch of different tricks of how we can make it seem not quite as low budget as it is Charlie and I are willing to lug lots of equipment, just the two of us, deep into the woods and get some cool shots and some things that you don’t normally see in a lot of indie movies. A lot of indie movies just take place in an apartment. We’ll push ourselves in that way and hopefully people appreciate it.
B&S: I always hear the complaint about indie films that, “Oh this would have been better if we had the budget.” I know you’d like a larger budget but I feel like the heart of your films would be different.
Matt: One way that a budget shows is when people reach too far. The example I always use is they have a scene in a hospital and they don’t have enough money to have a hospital. It’s gonna show, you know? If you’re just doing it in like a bedroom and you don’t have like all the equipment…
We try to work within what we have. And if we are reaching a little too far, that’s when we’ll poke fun at ourselves and just be like, “Alright, we know this doesn’t quite look like what it’s supposed to be, but we know it.”
B&S: You guys must have a secret language now so that you can communicate that to one another.
Matt: Before we write a scene, the first question is, “Are we going to be able to film it?” That prevents heartbreak down the road. Don’t even think about that overly ambitious idea because it’s going to break us. Have you seen something Slingshot Cops yet? We got a little ambitious. There are seven or maybe eight characters all together at the same time and get so many people to my house to stay for that long to get the shots done and then keep them quiet when they’re not in the shot, then to get them to say their lines and to feed them… (laughs)
That’s why these last three movies have been a little bit more like more refined in terms of the number of characters.
B&S: It doesn’t come across like you’re penny pinching, though.
Matt: Yeah, it’s nice and creative. It’s nice because we both grew up in suburban neighborhoods with woods behind it so we have a soft spot for that kind of location. For the most part, no one bothers you out in the woods. If you’re trying to do a scene on a busy street corner, you could be kicked out by the cops and they’d be like, “Hey, do you have a permit? Get out of here!”
The woods are nice and no one bothers us. And then we know the alleyways where nobody cares if you’re filming, which is nice.
B&S: So many of your movies take place in small towns with different names, but each of these towns by and large seem like positive places. Magic Spotfeels like Americana, the whole song that your character writes about why his hometown is so important to him and why she should stay. Yet Heard She Got Married is the inverse side of that, it’s the darkness of a small town. I really love that and feel like small towns can encompass light and dark sides.
Matt: Charlie brought up a year or so ago that there’s always like a magic spot in a town and there’s always also an evil spot, you know? And so we’ve obviously been exploring that concept, the scary spot where the spooky kids hang out. Then there’s the magic spot where good things happen. So we’ve been doing that. The second movie we’re making next year is called Evil Spot. It’s a spiritual sequel.
B&S: I know that we grew up in different places, but there was a place like the Cathedral in Heard She Got Married in my town. I really felt the way the main character does in that when he comes home and sees all these old places that used to mean so much to him. I get wistful now seeing those places as those memories get further away, as you drive past them, they’re in the rearview. I love the problem of coming back home, thinking you’re going to conquer the scene and no one comes to your show. As someone who has lugged Orange amps up multiple flights of steps to play for ten people in a coffee shop, I get that too.
Matt: We did a Freaky Farley screening in New York City three days ago. And there were a few people who told me the same thing about Heard She Got Married. Specifically, there’s a scene where I’m at the bottom of the steps talking to the mailman.
That concert scene it’s funny because I really said my line. “There were only eighteen people there but did you hear them singing along?”
People were like, “Man, I felt that.”
It’s definitely a movie for bloggers and podcasters and people who are trying to keep the creative spark alive. You know, even at an age when people say, “Why are you still doing this?”
People might not say those words to me but I can feel it coming. (laughs)
What’s funny about the eighteen people is when we filmed that scene, we didn’t specifically want eighteen people at that show. It was October 2020, with things shut down and people weren’t traveling that far. That’s why we did it in an apple orchard because indoor venues weren’t really an option.
When only eighteen people came, we wrote that into the script.
It was double exciting, for me at least, because Charlie couldn’t come for that. I had two cameras and I gave them to two audience members who knew what they were doing with cameras more or less. I was like, “Guys, I want you to film. You do more close-ups. You do more wide shots. Be a little bit frantic. A little, like, go back and forth. See, you know, to kind of match the energy of the song.”
We only performed that song once but I was very pleased with the camerawork and the performance.
It’s fun to lend real life into the fiction.
B&S: I love that he thinks his songs have obscure meanings but his ex-girlfriend says, “Please stop writing songs about me.”
Matt: Yeah. Mitch Owens is an open book. He’s very petty. You know, he locks the gåçuy in the basement for a minute, just to remind him of how he was locked in the basement at the beginning of the movie.
That scene, I can feel it too. I do this annual show called the Motern Extravaganza. The next one is May 20, so keep that in mind. I mean, people come from hundreds, even thousands of miles away. We’ve never had more than a hundred people at any of these shows. So it’s a little frustrating every year. I’m like, what we’re doing is so cool. Why aren’t more people coming? This doesn’t make sense. But then on the flip side, it’s like, who cares? I mean, most people know that we’re not quote unquote a real band in terms of being signed by a label and blah, blah, blah. I think we’re doing better than most weekend warrior ockers, you know. Which is the level that we’re at, and so it’s like, hey, for weekend warriors we’re doing okay.
B&S: If you break even, you’re winning.
Matt: Frankly, just being able to have the time and the equipment to do creative stuff, if you have that you’re winning. Yeah, absolutely winning. That’s the way I look at it.
B&S: Back to movies, what filmmakers influence you?
Matt: We were just big horror fans and liked slashers. We love the look and the feel of it. We’re not that big on violence. Like once the killings start, it kind of gets boring. We like all the interaction between the weird characters before they start getting killed off, you know, with the occasional POV shot from the bushes here, the little spooky music there just to remind you that this is a horror movie.
We respect the low budget mythos. There’s a movie called Curse of the Screaming Dead which was filmed in Maryland in the early 80s. There are shots that maybe the filmmaker is embarrassed by, maybe he wishes it was better, but I know that if you want a movie to be perfect, you’re never going to finish your movie. You have to just accept that it’s never going to be exactly what you envisioned and there’s always going to be, audio problems, video problems, acting problems, a cat jumping across the screen in the middle of a shot.
Those are the influences and then in terms of more mainstream stuff, Charlie’s a big fan of Pee Wee’s Big Adventure and I am too. He loves the show Get A Life with Chris Elliott. Wes Anderson, you know, we were big fans of his movies when we were in college. Pulp Fiction is a great movie.
B&S: Your movies aren’t beholden to just one genre.
Matt: Yeah, like when the girl says starts dancing, doing the pop dancing to the acoustic guitar and they’ve just met and she’s like, “I haven’t showered in a while. Can I stay here?” We’re just acting as if this is all normal. I just want to hang out in this world and check in with all these characters in their ridiculous drama. And then like, then there’s the perfunctory river beast attack. (laughs)
B&S: Thanks to the William Castle introduction and the flashes, you know when the river beast is coming.
Matt: The Riverbeast would not be scary to anyone. Like a two-year-old can watch it and not be frightened. And here we are with this distinguished man warning the people.
When horror was so popular in the 80s, there was a lot of repurposing films. Movies might have been a drama with one scary scene, but they’d put some blood on the cover and see if it sells. I mean, it’s not nice of them to do that. But I almost always responded to those films.
B&S: That was the era of the video boom where they just needed product.
Matt: I love that because there are lofty artistic goals but then there’s just practicality. And I love when those two meet because, you know, you can feel disillusioned very quickly. Have you seen Local Legends? I got the boss version of me yelling at the artist me and and I definitely have like poking fun at lofty artistic people because as bad as a CEO might be, they just want to make money. We just want to make money too, you know?
B&S: Do those older horror movies feel more authentic?
Matt: Yeah. No shame and they’re just like, “Hey, you want to see a bunch of teenagers killed in the woods” Here you go.
B&S: They often would make a movie and run it for ten years under different titles. You’d show up at the drive-in and maybe see the same movie you already saw. Or maybe you didn’t care because you were showing up to get in the back seat.
Matt: That just shows the futility of everything. (laughs)
But then it’s freeing. It’s actually freeing. If you can get past that sadness, then it’s just like, oh, I can just follow my muse and just like do my thing and who cares? No one’s watching. So wonderful! Like, you know, if someone happens to like it, then wow, what a delight! We go into it expecting very few people to watch it and so we can just make it exactly how we want to make it. It’s so nice.
We don’t get any notes because no one’s paying us to do this. Doing two movies a year, we can say, “What if we did a movie like this?” We’re only gonna spend six months on it. Let’s just give it a try. Maybe everyone will hate it. And if not, then there’ll be another movie a few months later.
Movie equipment is pretty cheap. More people could be doing what Charlie and I are doing. I guess there are a lot of indie movies out there. We’re in the Northeast and we’re kind of like making the Northeast part of the vibe of the story. I wish more people would do that in other parts of the world.
B&S: You’re showing the rest of the world your hometown.
Matt: In Local Legends, there’s a scene where I’m being interviewed and someone asks my character, “Are you gonna go to Hollywood?” And I say, “No, I want to make them come to me.”
In another scene, we’re talking about if we were billionaires we could buy an NBA team or something but then I was like, “No! If we’re billionaires, let’s start our own league and force people to come to us.”
It’s slower. If you’re doing it the way I’m doing it, you know, this whole make them come to me…you know, I’m probably not too successful with it. But life is long. So maybe by the time I’m like 90, they’ll be coming to me. (laughs)
B&S: It allows you to document where you live and share it.
Matt: People always ask what junior beef sandwiches are. When people visit, they ask, “Why is there a roast beef shop on every corner?” It’s just a hamburger roll with a big pile of sliced roast beef and then some toppings if you want, but I was like, “Wow, like, you know, you grow up around here and everyone knows about junior beef.” We got the junior beef, the Magic Spot, the beach pizza, which is even more localized. There are only two beach pizza places that I know on Earth that have those square pizzas with a slice of provolone on them. It’s very strange.
B&S: We have a pizza here that they cook the crust and then put tomatoes and a pound of mozzarella in it. Cold mozzarella.
Matt: I want to try it but I think I don’t know if I like it! I like when you go somewhere and everything is corporate and globalized but you can try something that you can only get there. I like the second option.
A few years ago, we offered a walking tour in Manchester where Charlie and I would walk you through all the different spots we shot and we printed out pictures of the stills from the movie so people could compare it to a location. Three people took us up on the offer. We had arranged that different actors in the movies would be waiting at different spots around town. We’d round the corner and say, “Hey, it’s Jim Farley, the actor who played Ito Hootkins in Don’t Let The Riverbeast Get You!” By the end of the tour, there were more tour guides than there were people on the tour. But it was fun.
B&S: We started talking because I saw your number in Local Legendsand I was watching you on screen and talking to you at the same time. That’s the most interactive I think a movie will ever be.
Matt: Let’s make life more interesting. Wouldn’t it be cool if movie directors put their number out there? The idea came from Curse of the Screaming Undead. Charlie and I watched it and in the credits, they listed a store where they got their supplies with the phone number. I called it but it was out of service. From that point on, I was like, “Charlie, put my number in the credits.”
B&S: How much of that movie is true?
Matt: The story arc is more imaginary but it’s kind of like every little thing is based on actual experiences I’ve had. I mean, I did hire a girl to take the stats of my one on one basketball games. I mean, she was friends with us so it wasn’t out of left field. Otherwise, she didn’t resemble the character at all.
The Billy Joel situation happened in college. For real, a girl invited me over to see her Billy Joel collection and she only had Greatest Hits. So I was like, “Okay, I gotta use that you know?”
In essence, it’s incredibly realistic and my wife plays the girl I end up with. That’s not how I met her. But I definitely offered her a free DVD I’m sure shortly after I did meet her. (laughs)
B&S: I’ve totally had music moments like that that soured me on a date.
Matt: But you wouldn’t shun them, right?
B&S: I would. I ended up marrying someone that doesn’t listen to anything I like and she listens to a lot that I don’t like. So that’s maybe that’s true love right?
Matt: Opposites attract.
B&S: In that scene, you’re confronted with someone who experiences music differently than you. And you’re thinking, well, there are so many more albums than greatest hits. The Stranger has four out of ten songs being singles and like, seven of those nine are on the radio right now somewhere. Albums had so many singles then, like Rumors is all hits.
Matt: I was at a food truck place and “Dreams” was playing on the speakers and I was just like, “Man, this song they got it.” You know, sometimes I rail against spending too much time in the studio and perfecting things, but I’ll confess Lindsey Buckingham, he did a good job on that one. So it’s like, sometimes it’s worth it.
B&S: There’s like, maybe a self-inflicted pressure to like cool independent things and it doesn’t get more mainstream than Fleetwood Mac. But they’re so good.
Matt: It gets to the point where it’s so mainstream that suddenly it’s rebellious to like them, you know. I personally have a soft spot for early 80s easy listening because that’s all my parents had playing on the radio when I was growing up. I had no choice. Not that I’m known as being very edgy, but I’m even softer than my persona.
B&S: I grew up with my parents playing a lot of Barry Manilow.
Matt: I was afraid you’d look down on me! (laughs) I really love “Weekend In New England.” (sings) “When will I hold you again…”
On the flip side, I’m a big Bob Dylan fan. Unlike Fleetwood Mac, he’s very much let’s just go and try to capture some magic. For several reasons, I subscribe more to that approach when I’m making music. I don’t have the luxury of a sleek studio that I can use for months at a time. Luckily, you know, there are moments when a band just captures the magic on one take and that’s what I aim for mostly.
Maybe if I spend six weeks on it, maybe it would be 1% better, but that’s not a good use of six weeks.
B&S: How do you get everyone to be in your movies?
Matt: We were filming Boston Johnny with Kevin McGee. In all our movies, we tried to like, you know, pay him back any way we can. And so this time, he said, “I gotta close the pool after we film. Can I get a little help.” So, you know, we’ve filmed for four hours and then he gives us some nets and we’re skimming the pool. We’re dragging tarps and tying things together. And it was hilarious.
B&S: Kevin is a big star amongst fans of your films.
Matt: I only knew him a little while before we started filming. He’s a bodybuilder. So like, he’s an imposing force. He’s a tall guy. He’s athletic. And so we kind of work that into it and so often he gets to play the villain because of that. He can keep that straight face like nobody else and deliver a line but what some people might not know is that the rest of the time he’s joking. The way he’s portrayed on screen doesn’t really match the way he is.
We know what he’s capable of. People like him. And it’s fun to take a guy who lives out in the suburbs and be like, “We’re going to make you an independent movie superstar.” And it’s been happening!
He ended up flying down to New York for that screening on Thursday night. We had so much fun, because he’s been so generous with us with his time. So many years, just us showing up at his house, and he doesn’t get that much out of it, you know. But for him to see an almost full house loving it and then he’s up there doing the questions and answers and posing for pictures with people.
This is great. I’m so happy that he gets to see that because he’s not online that much. He’s not reading reviews or anything like that.
B&S: People were tweeting that he was coming to the screening.
Matt: It’s great. Why do we pay attention to Timothée Chalamet? Yeah, like he gets enough attention. Pay attention to Kevin McGee.
B&S: Do you still put out DVDs and CDs for people to find?
Matt: I mean, I’m running low. So I don’t do it quite as much as I used to. And frankly, like, you give someone a DVD and they’re like, “Oh, what do I want this thing? Like, is it streaming?”
I’ve definitely put down thousands of DVDs and CDs over the years. Ten to fifteen years ago, there weren’t many options of getting your stuff out there. So I’d go to where those weekly newspapers were, open it up and put a DVD in there. People that read those are into arty stuff but the response rate was very low.
Some people had gotten in touch with me and some got in touch with me like eight, ten or twelve years after the fact. You know, I got this DVD, it sat on my shelf for seven year and I finally watched it.
B&S: Do they give you advice on your movie like the guy in Local Legends?
Matt: That’s 100% a true story. 100% it actually happened. And I couldn’t. I mean, I was loving it as it was happening. I was like, “Oh, this is so great. I gotta put this in the movie some da.” Literally as he’s talking to me. Charlie and I were talking about it and people have no qualms about stating their opinion. Right? And yet when you’re trying to be nice, it’s even worse. When you can tell they hated it and they’re like, “Well, it definitely seems like some people would possibly enjoy the thing that you made.” Because they can’t say I liked it.
B&S: Like your relatives who gave you the book on how to make movies.
Matt: I was really happy with that. Just to be able to bring that back. And it’s funny to think that the businessman side of me is suddenly like, “You know what? We need a character arc.” I love that.
B&S: What’s next?
Matt: Yeah, we’re gonna keep it up. Definitely. I mean, we’re pretty much within days of being done with Boston Johnny and then editing. We’re doing a secret sequel next spring. I’ll won’t tell you what it is until May 20 when we premiere it at my extravaganza show. Nobody’s guessing it. It’s a sequel that no one’s expecting which is great. And then after, we’re doing Evil Spot in the second half of next year. And then Evil Puddle. I mean, just the title. It’s like, who cares what’s in the movie! Just to have made a movie called Evil Puddle, which was my wife’s suggestion. I was telling her about that Evil Spot and Magic Spot. And she was like, “What about an evil puddle?” I sent Charlie a text immediately! Charlie: We got to make a movie called Evil Puddle. (laughs)
It’s gonna be kind of a going back to the more ensemble Riverbeast style, you know, where it’s not just one evil puddle. It’s several and so we can check in with different characters. It’s going to have elements of a disaster movie. And I guess to have like, all these different characters in high drama, you have to get to the drama of each character as quickly as possible. We love that Hallmark TV movie style, like shorthand. And we’ve been studying that and studying disaster movies. They’re due for a revival, you know?
What we’ll usually do for something like that is my character will be the one who interacts with everybody, because I’m obviously always going to be there for filming. You write a scene that involves three people, like the odds of getting all three people in the same place at the same time are very slim. And then if you need those people for additional scenes, I mean…we’re not in our twenties anymore where our friends are just hanging out watching TV and we can show up at their house and be like, “Hey come out and do a scene.” Now they have to get babysitters. So it’s a lot different.
B&S: The secret is that the worst part of getting older is all the planning.
Matt: Yeah, it does. Absolutely. But one thing about making the movies is like, we wouldn’t see each other period without the movies. I wouldn’t just say to my wife, “I’m gonna go walk around with Charlie.” He lives three hours away. I can’t tell her, “I’m gonna go spend a day walking in Connecticut with Charlie.” Like she’d be here taking care of the house and I’m leaving her to walk with your buddy. But if I say, “I’m going down to walk around with Charlie, but we’re gonna have cameras with us and filming scenes. Then it’s okay.”
B&S: The end of Heard She Got Married has a long walk away and it’s pretty heartbreaking. It really got to me.
Matt: We had a vague idea of doing that. When we were at the place, Charlie realized he could climb up the mountain or the hill to a certain level. It had the Cathedral building, a bunch of rocks and power lines. And with us growing up in a place like that, we knew the power lines are the places where kids hang out. It’s where you see Ozzy Osbourne spraypainted on the rocks. Charlie saw the place, knew he could shoot that and it matched the vibe. In the song, I’m even singing about wanting to leave town but not wanting to leave town so it matches.
We’re gonna get the most money if you purchase a movie on Vimeo. I think the most expensive ones are twelve bucks on Vimeo and then some of the older ones are a little cheaper. So if you want to support the cause, just get it to get it from Vimeo and just keep in mind, you probably spend $15 on movie tickets for a corporate movie and then they want you to buy the DVD when it comes out and then you might buy it again on a streaming service. You’re very supportive of corporate entertainment.
Somehow it feels different when you’re in a face-to-face, person-to-person situation. People sometimes need to be reminded to go the extra mile and that it’s okay to spend twelve bucks on a Vimeo. That represents a month of Netflix, I know, but you’re supporting independent creators and it’s handmade. That being said, we’re total suckers and we just want people to watch them. So if Tubi is your best option — Freaky Farleyand Monsters, Marriage and Murder In Manchvegas are there — we do make a little bit of money off it.
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SLASH Filmfestival is Austria’s largest event dedicated to fantastic cinema. Founded in 2010, it quickly grew in size and scope, attracting close to 15.000 visitors over its 11-day run. Each year’s program is comprised of 50+ Austrian, European or international premieres of highlights from the field of fantastic cinema, ranging from crowd-pleasers to hot docs, from fiercely independent films to heritage revivals.
FANTASTIC SHORTS COMPETITION – CHAPTER II: For all of mankind’s greatest achievements, humanity has also excelled at being complicit in some of history’s worst atrocities—quite often while denying culpability. SLASH takes you on a trip down the seedier corridors of memory lane to shed light on faded or hushed historical horrors and to unearth personal traumas or sinister secrets repressed from the conscious mind. On this inward journey that blurs the lines between humans and animals, unacknowledged grief and unresolved guilt, you’ll meet overworked dream censors fed up with disguising the truthand snail-like or headless office drones who have fallen prey to the mindlessness of modern society and the senseless violence it breeds. As our clock continues to wind down, we look up for answers and may discover a cure-all where we least expect it. Is the future written in the stars, and will life find a new way forward?
Letter to a Pig (2022): Directed and written by Tal Kantor, this incredibly animated film tells the story of Holocaust survivor writing a thank-you letter to a pig that saved his life. Then, after listening to the man discuss his life in a classroom, a young student dreams about what he has heard, but it comes to him as a nightmare. Remember when someone would come to your school and blow your mind with the tragedy they had endured and you were surrounded by your fellow classmates and you couldn’t believe they’d have kids listening to this? This film reminded me of those days and my sense memory kicked in, thinking of the smells and textures of the seats in my old high school auditorium.
Swept Under (2022): Ethan Soo has directed a film that yes, is about a cursed carpet given to a young Cambodian man by his sister that ends up murdering him, but I loved that this movie efficiently and effectively contains a message about the way America’s policing the world has a dark history that is never discussed. There are some horrific real and manufactured moments in this film that really could be an entire anthology, as long as it keeps the perfect closing shot that this has.
There’s a shot in here of all the faces trapped within the carpet that is just plain sinister. There are so many layers to this story, even down to the disappearance of the Cambodian man at the end, that tie so perfectly into the sad story we have written. A near-perfect analogy well-told. Soo is one to keep an eye on.
Last Seen (2021): Nathan Ginter directed and star Chris Jensen wrote this story of Devon, whose sister has gone missing, his relationship with his mother has deteriorated and struggles have started with his lifeguard job. However, the only good thing in his life are the sea monkeys that his sister left behind. As you can tell from the description, this is a dark movie about those left behind when others disappear.
Ginter and Jensen may not have done much yet, but this short points at their ability to do so much. This made me think about the people in my life and what their loss would feel like. This isn’t a feel good movie, other than to feel great about the talent that made it.
Censor of Dreams (2021): Night after night, the dream team — literally — of The Censor and his assistants turn Yoko’s memories into fantastical dreams. On one night, nothing happens as planned. This movie has the look of prime Michel Gondry, as co-director and writer Leo Berne and Raphaël Rodriguez take a story by author Yasutaka Tsutsui — which also was made as the anime Paprika — to show us the lengths that the censor within our head fights to protect us from moments in our subconscious that we must face or continue not understanding why we’re dreaming such strange dreams.
Headless (2022): A Korean short directed and written by Bason Baek, this takes place in a world where most people are headless. There’s one man with a head, a police officer named DuSeong. His latest case is a sexual assault in which the suspect and the victim both lost their heads. Then, his daughter loses her head. This feels like a music video and I have no issues with that. An interesting and surreal blast of cinema.
Phlegm (2021): Directed and written by Han-David Bolt, Phlegm reminds me of Jamie Thraves’ video for Radiohead’s “Just.” Pascal Ulli plays a man walking to work that ends up stepping on a snail, wiping off his shoe and then stepping directly onto another snail until the sticky material all over him just weighs him down and forces him into the ground. As the camera pulls back, it’s revealed that he is not the only person to have undergone this disgusting and horrible trial.
It feels as if this is every day when I had to walk to work, the feeling of not even wanting to enter the building, every step bringing me closer to a destructive experience that tore away at my soul, forced to be around fake faceless emotionless ciphers of not even human beings. No snails though.
From.Beyond (2022): Through the use of found footage and genre mixing, From.Beyond documents several of mankind’s first encounters with life from other planets. Directed by Fredrik S. Hana, who wrote this movie with Jamie Turville — and directed one of my favorite videos for Kvelertak’s “Månelyst” which references tons of horror movies — this is one odd short.
Hana creates a fake reality within this movie, a series of moments of various lives as they come to realization with the fact that we are no longer alone and never were. This is more art than commerce and I mean that with the greatest of meanings; I also believe that it’s the closest I’ve seen a movie get to what actual Disclosure will be like. This short feels occult; it is the hidden made true.
Directed by Charles Band and written by C. Courtney Joyner and David Schmoeller, the eighth Puppet Master movie takes us back to the Bodega Bay Inn where rogue agent Maclain (Kate Orsini) is reading the diary of André Toulon. I should write she was, as it soons goes up in flames.
In the basement, she finds Eric Weiss (Jacob Witkin) talking to Blade, Pinhead, Jester, Tunneler and Six-Shooter. She threatens him but he refuses to share the secrets of Toulon, but does play a recording from him.
Through flashbacks — and by that I mean footage from the older movies — we learn that Weiss is really Peter Hertz, the boy who Toulon saved from the Nazis in Puppet Master III. Then, the war between the puppets and the totems of Sutek in Puppet Master 4 and 5, as well as the events of Puppet Master 2are remembered.
This is the final appearance of the original puppets created by David Allen and Dennis Gordon. They were sold at an auction one year after this movie.
Full Moon, I have to tell you, there are so many of your movies I’ve started and realized that I’ve seen before but you’ve repackaged them. There are only thirty minutes of new footage in this one. It’s like a Puppet Master supercut. The greatest hits, sold by K-Tel?
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