Universal Soldier (1992)

Let's give Roland Emmerich a break. For every single horrible movie he created like Godzilla and The Day After Tommorrow, I look back at this movie and say, "I have to forgive him. After all, he made Universal Soldier." It was written by Richard Rothstein (who created the HBO show The Hitchhiker, Christopher Leitch and Dean Devlin, Roland's… Continue reading Universal Soldier (1992)

Bad Channels (1992)

Ted Nicolaou directed Subspecies, TerrorVision and The Dungeonmaster in addition to this film, where two aliens named Cosmo and Lump take over Superstation 66, a small radio station in Pahoota, California. Meanwhile, DJ Dan O'Dare and Flip Humble have a scam going on that involves a car and polka records. If you haven't figured out by now that Bad Channels… Continue reading Bad Channels (1992)

Evil Toons (1992)

Fred Olen Ray has done a ton in his career. He was a still photographer on Shock Waves. He was a pro wrestler named Fabulous Freddie Valentine. He directed stuff like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Armed Response and several movies with Eddie Deezen. And then he made this, a haunted house movie that combines animation, David Carradine and adult movie stars. Somehow,… Continue reading Evil Toons (1992)

Happy Hell Night (1992)

Oh Canada. We've celebrated your movies for an entire week and you continue to deliver pure blasts of polite insanity to our streaming devices and DVD players! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEkBGfAV9G0 Halloween night 1966. A priest named Zachary Malius kills seven frat boys from Winfield College for breaking into his family's crypt and recreating an occult ritual. He's placed… Continue reading Happy Hell Night (1992)

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992)

I don't get to pick movies that we watch. If I did, we would just watch The Car or 1990: The Bronx Warriors every night. Rebecca picks the movies. Tonight, she picked this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjtfG8r14Uk Claire Bartel (Annabella Sciorra, Cadillac Man) goes to get a routine check-up for her second pregnancy, which ends with her molested by her… Continue reading The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992)

Stepfather 3 (1992)

Can you keep a good stepfather down, despite him being shot and stabbed in the heart multiple times? Of course not. That's why even if Terry O'Quinn isn't coming back, his character definitely will in this made for HBO movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKES5n9jABI Yes, Gene Clifford has survived being stabbed with a clawhammer in the heart and went… Continue reading Stepfather 3 (1992)

HOUSE WEEK: House IV (1992)

You'd think I'd be done with House. Personally, I wish I'd stopped watching these movies with La Casa 3, because I have struggled through each of these. I'm nothing if not a completist and not watching one last film -- after running the movie marathon that these films have become -- shouldn't be too bad, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo1Qr7VYVdU… Continue reading HOUSE WEEK: House IV (1992)