Satan’s Black Wedding (1976)
Man, the same Nick Millard that made this made Death Nurse? Because wow, this movie is everything my scuzzy dreams are looking for, from fuzzed out sound to priests who have been dead for years and nuns who had a vision of Satan and turned their backs on the church and vampires and yeah, this is […]
The Red Monks (1988)
You know, it’s strange that the name Lucio Fulci had such power and in 1988 he couldn’t get the funding or attention to make a movie.That’s why it’s so weird that this film’s producer, Pino Buricchi, made a big deal out of the fact that Fulci did the special effects for this movie and may have […]
SLASHER MONTH: The Halfway House (2004)
Look, you can talk all you want about your new movies that everyone on Film Twitter is gushing about and I’ll just hide in my little corner of the web and discuss really aberrant dumb things like 2004’s The Halfway House, a movie so dumb that it couldn’t spell Mary Magdalene correctly and smart enough to […]
Guzoo: The Thing Forsaken by God – Part I (1986)
There was a time in my life when tentacles attacking Japanese girls was the most scandalous thing I’d ever even considered. Now, it’s like the wine cooler in the cabinet alongside the movie heroin that the exploitation gods have allowed me to inject between my fingers. Four schoolgirls stay at their professor’s house for the […]
2021 Scarecrow Video Psychotronic Challenge Wrap-Up
I’m really emotional that another Scarecrow Video Psychotronic Challenge is over. In another rough year, this was something I really looked forward to and even got to fly across the country to visit Scarecrow right in the middle of all of this. Here’s an overview of what we watched. You can also check out the […]
SLASHER MONTH: Nightmare Weekend (1987)
Made by the French in Florida — because why not — Nightmare Weekend is all about that tale as old as time, a brilliant computer scientist whose super computer can transform the personalities of bad and disobedient people. He asks one of his friends to test it on a group of debauched young women, but before you […]
2021 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 31: Tougher than Leather (1988)
31. THAT’S A RAP: Watch one with a rapper-turned-actor in it, even if Samuel L. Jackson does not approve. The Washington Post said that this movie was vile, vicious, despicable, stupid, sexist, racist and horrendously made.” Maybe they hadn’t watched the blaxploitation movies of a decade and a half before, because instead of the guys […]
The Sweet House of Horrors (1989)
If you read the description for this movie — a young couple who are murdered by a burglar return as ghosts to watch over their two young orphaned children and save their home — you may think, “Ah, a nice movie for the whole family.” You may also ask who directed this. Well, good news. It’s […]
SLASHER MONTH: Phantom of the Opera (1989)
Could have been a Cannon! Yes, this slasher take on the Gaston Leroux classic was going to be directed by Twins of Evil director John Hough and man, what a movie that would have been. That version was set in 1881, but the new movie — which was transferred to the 21st Century Film Corporation, which let’s […]
SLASHER MONTH: The Windmill Massacre (2016)
Look, if there’s going to be a Dutch slasher, it’s going to have a windmill in it. Those are the rules*. Also, the windmill has to be haunted and Amicus-style lure people to it, upon which it will send out a scythe-carrying demon that makes people face their fears and then die. There’s also a […]
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