Month: November 2020

Asteroid-a-Geddon (2020)

“Don’t make the mistake of judging me based on my appearance. Ignorance can be a real bitch.”— Alexandra Svoboda, the world’s leading punk rock metallurgist and geochemist This movie has two things going for it: Eric Roberts and no IMDb reviews (at least not at the time of this writing). That means when PPV surfers […]

Airliner Sky Battle (2020)

Am I nuts paying a $7.99 PPV rental fee for a direct-to-video potboiler from The Asylum? Should I have waited until it appeared on the Syfy Channel for free or, better yet, as a free-with-ads stream on Tubi TV? Yep. Ah, but this non-stop action potboiler stars the never disappointing, Chinese-American actress Bai Ling (Dumplings*) […]

The Control (2018)

In order to keep space travelers safe and sane on long trips across the stars, a cutting-edge computer-brain interface must be created. Mike, the programmer, and Eric, a neurochemist, begin to work on the most sophisticated virtual reality system ever conceived. However, they begin to argue about how to create that program and Mike’s muse gets trapped inside […]

Banging Lanie (2020)

“Oh, come on, robot girl, embrace the technology.”— Lanie Burroughs being schooled on the fine art of vibrators In our review of the radio comedy Loqueesha, we discussed the creative art of filmmaking and, as result of those artistic frustrations, the passion projects, aka vanity projects, developed by unknown, burgeoning actors as their calling card […]

Burning Kentucky (2020)

“I’ll tell you man, people watch you like a hawk in this town.”“Really?” You think having a drunk sheriff daddy, a dead mama, and a junkie brother keeps my name out of people’s mouths?”— Wyatt West comes to grips with his reality This effective indie-thriller by actress Bethany Brooke Anderson, in her feature film writing and […]

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