Picasso Trigger (1988)

Killing is an art form. That's what the Professor -- returning from Sidaris' film Seven -- says before giving our heroes a ton of weapons. They're gonna need them after double agent Picasso Trigger is assassinated in Paris by even more duplicitous big bad Miguel Ortiz (Rodrigo Obregon, who shows up in plenty more Andy Sidaris films). Now,… Continue reading Picasso Trigger (1988)

Space Mutiny (1988)

Somebody, somewhere, probably in South Africa where this was made, thought that Space Mutiny was a good idea. Certainly, it has an all-star cast (well, for me). It has great special effects (stolen from Battlestar Galactica). And it has...well, nothing else going for it. I really can't even fathom how anyone looked at the final results and… Continue reading Space Mutiny (1988)

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

After Easy Money, Saturday Night Live veteran James Signorelli directed one more film. This one -- starring Cassandra Peterson as her Elvira character. In 1981, six years after Sinister Seymour, the producers of LA's Fright Night decided to do another show and asked Vampira -- Maila Nurmi -- to help them with the project. There were creative differences -- supposedly… Continue reading Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)