Nino (Marcello Mastroianni) is a married man who does taxes. His life is, well, quiet and somewhat boring. And then one day he sees Anna (Romy Schneider), a woman he was in love with decades ago. Time has not been kind to her. He pays for her busfare and she disappears, only to call him that night and offers to repay him. He meets her at her dilapidated apartment, only to learn that she has died three years ago.

His wife Teresa (Eva Maria Meineke) is growing upset with his obsession with the past. Despite him being sure that she is gone, she calls again and asks him to visit her mansion. When she answers the door, she is the same woman he knew years ago, young and vital. She tells him that she still loves him, but can’t make love to him, as she is married to the man who owns this gigantic home, Conte Zighi (Wolfgang Preiss). She changes her mind and says that they should take a boat to where they once would get away to be with one another, except that she disappears by falling into the water. When Nino informs the police, his wife leaves him and a tearful Conte Zighi tells him that his wife died three years before. His servant even takes him to see her gravestone.

At the end, Nino is in a wheelchair in his senior home, watching the sun set. A gorgeous woman comes to bring him inside. It is Anna.

Directed by Dino Risi (Anima persa), who wrote the script with Bernardino Zapponi based on the book by Mino Milani, Fantasma d’amore is about a man who has no passion left, a life which has no joy and only memories, which have become colored by the idea that they are the past, of a great love lost for good to keep him warm in the dark nights of the soul. Yet Anna says to him, “You really believe time exists…time which makes us age, which consumes us, that indeed exists. But inside of me, I’m not aged at all.” The fact that this woman, for a time, loved him is enough to sustain him all the way to the loneliness of the grave.

Speaking of age and remaining young through memory, the Riz Ortolani score features a 72-year-old Benny Goodman playing clarinet.

The idea of marrying a witch is a strong one. Generally in most cinema, it is treated as a positive, as seen in I Married a Witch, which was later stolen by television to become Bewitched. Only in Italy would such the start of this story feel as if it were closer to Black Sabbath than the adventures of Darren and Samantha.

The witch Finnicella (Eleonora Giorgi, Inferno) has been sentenced to being burned at the stake by the Catholic church but is brought back to life three hundred years later by her lover, the demon  Asmodeus (Helmut Berger). She is charged with making Emilio Altieri (Renato Pozzetto) fall in love with her — he’s the descendent of the cardinal who doomed her to the flames who would one day become Pope Clement X — and then kill him. Yet when she finally meets him, he’s already in love with Tania (Lia Tanzi, The Suspicious Death of a Minor). Even when she becomes his secretary and wantonly offers herself to him, Finnicella can’t win him to her embrace. He even fires her, at which point she kisses him, but he still stays pure.

That’s when Finnicella realizes that she’s in love with him, even if her demonic master decrees that Emilio must die.

At Emilio’s wedding, she slips a love potion into his champagne. He doesn’t drink, but he acts as if he has and leaves his soon-to-be wife, claiming to be in love with another. Finicella doesn’t believe him, as she thinks it’s just the magic. He proves it, as Tania drank the champagne and has remarried her ex-husband Roberto (Enrico Papa) in the moments they were speaking.

Emilio and Finnicella marry and honeymoon in Paris. As she flies him over the city, having revealed that she is a witch, Asmodeus appears. He reminds her of their deal and why she was brought back to life. She pleads that she is in love, but it gets her nowhere, as the demon guns her down and her husband is blamed for her murder. Finnicella’s ghost begs Asmodeus to fix all of this and he says that a witch could never make him lose his head and proclaims just how smart he is, which ends up with her cutting his head off with a guillotine. Now, holding his head, Asmodeus must release Emilio from prison, erase the crime and bring the witch back to life.

Directed and written by Franco Castellano and Giuseppe Moccia, this was a big success in the Italian box office. If you look closely enough, you can spot Rentao Polselli regular Rita Calderoni, as well as Serena Grandi, Shôko Nakahara (who years later would be in Tokyo Gore Police) and Maria Grazia Smaldone (Libidomania) in small parts.

The best thing about this movie, for me, was the soundtrack. It’s by Detto Mariano, who also did the soundtracks for Miami Golem, War Bus and Titanic: The Legend Goes On. Giorgi sings the title song “Magic” and so much of the feel is disco with distorted guitar; it’s an absolute treat!

You can watch this on YouTube.

The Kiss of a Dead Woman was directed by Carlo Infascelli (Forbidden Decameron) and would be his last film. It was written by Infascelli, Adriano Bolzoni, Tatiana Pavoni and Gastone Ramazzotti and was based on the same novel, Carolina Invernizio’s Il Bacio Di Una Morta, as the better-known film of the next year, Il Bacio. It was also made into a film in 1949.

The story is the same. It begins with Clara (Silvia Dionisio, Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man) supposedly dead and her brother Roberto (Peter Lee Lawrence, Killer Caliber .32) saving her by asking to see her body and realizing that she is still breathing. We see in flashback how brother and sister loved one another but she married Count Guido di Lampedusa (Orso Maria Guerrini, The Big Racket), a relationship that seemed good until he fell for singer Yvonne Rigaud (Karin Schubert, Emanuelle Around the World), who plans to take him for her own and murder Clara. Her husband comes to his senses and saves his wife, giving us a happy ending that seems too simple.

That said, this feels more giallo than Mario Lanfranchi’s version of the story with a black gloved poisoner shown in POV shots and even an attempted assault at the close of the story.

Peter Lee Lawrence was the AKA of Karl Hirenbach, a German actor who mainly worked in Italian Westerns. He also appeared in photo comics as Pierre Clement and sadly died of a brain tumor at the too young age of just thirty. As for Karin Shubert, she had a sad life as well. After a career appearing in Italian exploitation films from Westerns to commedia sexy all’italiana and very late Eurospy like Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident, she starred in several Joe D’Amato films. That’s not the sad part. That comes in when we learn that she was divorced and her son’s drug addiction led to him having violent outbursts, often directed at her. His treatment was expensive, so she went from posing nude to adult films until retiring in 1994. That year, she tried to mix barbiturates with vodka to escape life but was rescued by neighbors. Two years later, she killed herself by carbon monoxide poisoning.

This movie feels like it was filled with tragedy, as Carlo Infascelli retired after this, as the death of his producer son Roberto was too much. Add to that Riccardo Pallottini, the cinematographer, who was killed in a plane crash while making Tiger Joe for Antonio Margheriti.

Less horror than costume drama, there’s still a lot to like in this film.

Filmed at the same time as The Hand That Feeds the Dead, this was also directed and written by Sergio Garrone. It uses a similar cast and crew which is why so many confuse these films for each other. They also share some footage, so that is an easy mistake to make.

Anna (Katia Christine) is the heiress to the Rassimov fortune. The Ivan Rassmimov fortune? Well, if they built that crypt for The Hand That Feeds the Dead, they weren’t going to spend more money getting another last name put on it!

She brings her husband Alex (Klaus Kinski) to her family’s home, where he soon finds the diary of — yes! — Dr. Ivan Rassmimov, who learned how to reanimate the dead with electricity. Alex is impotent and despises his rival Dr. Walewsky (Ayhan Isik), who makes no secret of how he wants to cuck his rival. As he works on learning how to defeat death by attempting to bring his wife’s dead dog back, Alex is electrocuted and gets another personality because that’s how science works. He starts killing people, including his wife but he assaults her first because this is an Italian exploitation movie, and then has his conscience come back. A villager has been blamed for his crimes, so he runs to the city to stop an innocent man from being lynched. It’s too late — the man is already dead — and as Alex climbs the gallows, he is shot and killed.

Don’t believe the cast list you see online. Carla Mancini, Alessandro Perrella and Stella Calderoni aren’t in this movie. If you’re one of those people — I walk among you — that try to find Mancini in movies, well, save your time and energy for one of the other 240 movies that she may or may not be in.

This movie is an absolute mess, as production was halted and by the time shooting started again, Kisnki was gone. That’s why so much of it uses POV shots, stand-ins and murder scenes from The Hand That Feeds the Dead. You have to admire that kind of carny ingenuity, right?

There Is a Ghost in My Bed was directed by Claudio Giorgi, who worked as an actor in fotoromanzi or photo comic books. It was written by Luis Maria Delgado and Jesus Rodriguez Folga and it’s in the genre of both Italian Gothic and commedia sexy all’italiana.

Camillo (Vincenzo Crocitti) and Adelaide (Lilli Carati) are on their honeymoon in Scotland. They can’t find a place to stay and get lost in the fog, finally finding the ancient castle of the Baron of Black Castle (Renzo Montagnani) and his servant Angus (Guerrino Crivello). Despite being a ghost, the Baron still wants to make love to Adelaide and I mean, have you seen Lilli Carati? Can you blame him? How did Camillo keep from sleeping with her during their five-year engagement?

Carati started her career as the runner-up for the 1975 Miss Italy contest. She started work as a fashion model before starting her career with La professoressa di scienze naturali. Her work was mainly in “school” movies where she was a young teacher or a student who was often nude. She also starred with Tomas Milan in Squadra antifurto and had her biggest success in the film Avere vent’anni (To Be Twenty). She was in four Joe D’Amato movies —  La Alcova, Christina, The Pleasure and A Lustful Mind — before acting in adult films in the late 80s. At that point, she was addicted to cocaine and heroin. She retired from public life in 1990 but returned to acting to play an occultist in Violent Shit: The Movie, which was dedicated to her as she died before it was released.

Directed by Roger Vadim, Louis Malle and Federico Fellini, this has a different title in Italy, Tre passi nel delirio (Three Steps to Delirium). It’s an anthology that has each director show his own version of an Edgar Allan Poe story.

Vadim starts the film with “Metzengerstein” which is unique in that it’s the only on-screen pairing of Jane and Peter Fonda, who play cousins who have never met due to a family feud. She played Countess Frédérique de Metzengerstein, who has inherited the family castle and leads a life of debauchery. He is Baron Wilhelm, the man who just saved her from a trap in the woods. She falls for him but he wants nothing to do with her life of sin, so she sets his stables on fire, killing him and most of his prized horses, save for a black one that she becomes obsessed with taming. Eventually, the horse carries her into an inferno made by a bolt of lightning.

“William Wilson,” directed by Malle, has Alain Delon as the titular protagonist, a man who has dealt with a twin version of himself his entire life. After he plays cards all night with Guiseppina Ditterheim (Brigitte Bardot), the evil twin convinces people that he cheats. He finally challenges his other self to a duel with a deadly outcome for them both.

In “Toby Dammit,” directed by Fellini, Terrence Stamp plays the actor named Toby Dammit. His career is in ruin and, ironically, he comes to Italy to make a movie — Trente Dollari, an Italian Western — where he will be paid with a Ferrari. He keeps seeing a young girl with a white ball played by Marina Yaru who he becomes convinced is the devil. After he finishes the movie, he gets drunk and speeds his new car around the city until it becomes filled with replacement people and he races into a void, his head chopped off by a wire across the road, and now the girl holds his head. The Ferrari in this story is a reference to the car Clint Eastwood was given for appearing in The Witches.

if this seems to take a lot from Mario Bava’s Kill, Baby, Kill!, Fellini meant it as a tribute. In an interview, Bava said, “That ghost child with the bouncing ball… it’s the same ideas as in my film, exactly the same! I later mentioned this to Giulietta Masina (Fellini’s wife) and she just shrugged her shoulders, smiling and said, “Well, you know how Federico is…””

The difference is that Fellini would be celebrated as a great artist his entire life. And as for Bava, sadly not as much.

There’s a modern reference or coincidence in this story: When Toby Dammit arrives at the Rome airport, a Catholic priest introduces him to the Fratelli Manetti, two brothers who work in film. That’s the artistic name — the Manetti Brothers — of Marco Manetti and Antonio Manetti, who made the recent Diabolik movies.

This movie almost had Luchino Visconti, Claude Chabrol, Joseph Losey and Orson Welles as directors, with Welles and Oja Kodar writing a story that combined “Masque of the Red Death” and “The Cask of Amontillado.”

While Vadim was filming “Metzengerstein,” his friend Terry Southern — who had come to Europe to help him make Barbarella — started talking to Peter Fonda and ended up writing Easy Rider with him on set.

Director Mario Bianchi made some interesting movies. Kill the Poker Player AKA Creeping Death combines the Italian West with giallo. He was the director of the “Lucio Fulci Presents” films Sodoma’s Ghost and The Murder Secret. Nightmare in Venice, which adapts Arthur Schnitzler’s Traumnovelle before Eyes Wide Shut. He wrote Tragic Ceremony. And he finished his career doing adult under the names Nicholas Moore, David Bird, Tony Yanker and Martin White, making movies like Sexy Killer, a remake of La Femme Nikita and The Castle of Lucretia.

Producer Gabriele Crisanti and screenwriter Piero Regnoli wanted to remake Malabimba The Malicious Whore and even brought back Mariangela Giordano, who had stopped working with Cristiani and dating him after that movie, saying that she felt “used, abused and exploited.” That should tell you how far the movie went, as she had worked with the producer on movies like Giallo In Venice and Patrick Still Lives, two of the most reprehensible late 70s Italian exploitation films, not to mention her stunning scene in Burial Ground where she allows her zombie son to feed on her bare breast.

Where the original film was very sleazy, it did not go all the way into hardcore. This one goes all the way and had softcore (La Bimba di Satana) and hardcore (Orgasmo di Satana) versions.

In a remote Spanish castle, the Aguilar family is mourning the passing of Countess Maria (Marina Hedmann, who appeared in Emanuelle in America and Images in a Convent as well as adult films) whose body lies in state. The family doctor (Giancarlo Del Duca) claims that her death was from a heart attack, yet everyone thinks her husband Antonio (Aldo Sanbrell) murdered her.

Everyone has been seduced by Maria, from the doctor to Antonio’s wheelchair-bound brother Ignazio (Alfonso Gaita) to the nun, Sol (Giordan) who cares for the ill uncle. The family butler Isidro (Joe Danvers) brings her spirit back into Maria’s teenage daughter Mira (Jaqueline Dupré) and helps her get revenge.

Sanbrell had issues working with adult stars. In Roberto Curti’s Italian Gothic Horror Films 1980-1989, he has a quote that says, “We had to shoot a love scene, Marina and I… Well, I was lying on the bed, waiting for her, and when she showed up we started making out; after a while I realized that she was doing it for real and I had to stop her.” Sambrell contacted Crisanti to say that he could not work under these conditions and he was replaced in the lovemaking scenes by Gaita, who also worked in pornography.

Not to be outdone with just being outright filth, the poster also rips off Boris Vellejo’s “The Vampire’s Kiss.”

Andrea Bianchi, you lunatic. You made Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror and for some directors, that would be enough. But you also made Cry of a Prostitute and Strip Nude for Your Killer, so I know that you aren’t kidding. You really have your heart in the wrong place. And I love you for it.

A seance has been held to contact the spirit of a murdered woman but instead, it calls forth the spirit of Lucrezia who possesses the quiet and restrained Bimba (Katell Laennec), who is the daughter of master of the house Andrea (Enzo Fisichella) and the woman who has just been killed. The spirit within her wills the young girl to sexual mania and exposes the many affairs within her family. And oh yeah, going down on her invalid uncle Adolfo (Giuseppe Marrocu) and throwing furniture around like she’s Regan.

They hope that Sister Sofia (Mariangela Giordano, who Bianchi would abuse in Burial Ground; she was dating producer Gabriele Crisanti and also appeared in his movies Giallo In Venice and Patrick Still Lives, later saying, “I shouldn’t have done them. But I was in love with Gabriele, I would have done anything for him.”)  can tame the flames of passion that are inside Bimba. The opposite comes true, as women become lovers and decimate the entire house.

Malabimba was remade as the even more sexually themed — is that possible? — La bimba di Satana.

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