CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Black Noon (1971)

EDITOR’S NOTE: When I first wrote about this movie, I said “If this played on the CBS Late Movie, it would have probably taken two hours and forty minutes with all the commercials. Actually, it did, on August 29, 1972 and March 6, 1975.”

Bernard L. Kowalski has a decent horror pedigree, directing Night of the Blood BeastAttack of the Giant Leeches; Krakatoa: East of JavaTerror in the Sky and Sssssss. Here, he puts the terror on a slow boil and puts Reverend John Keyes (Roy Thinnes, always battling the occult) and his wife Lorna (Lynn Loring, The Horror at 37,000 Feet) against an unseen force bedeviling a small Western town named San Melas. There’s voodoo, devil worship and a mute young girl and a gunslinger possessed by the Left Hand Path.

Ray Milland shows up, proving that Old Hollywood is never to be trusted. Plus there’s Gloria Grahame (Blood and Lace), Henry Silva (Almost HumanMegaforce, the epic Escape from the Bronx), stuntman Stan Barrett, Joshua Bryant (Salem’s Lot), a young Leif Garrett (Thunder Alley) and Jodie Foster’s brother, Buddy.

70s made for TV horror neglects the Old West, so this is a strange film to start with. Then again, it also plays the Troll 2 trick of a town with a backward name and a connection to witches, but it doesn’t telegraph that. The ending — which moves to 1971 — more than makes up for the slow moving last 68 minutes.

Actually, I love dreamy TV movies that seem to take forever to get anywhere.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Gargoyles (1972)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Gargoyles was first on the CBS Late Movie on May 1, 1973; May 16, 1975 and September 3, 1975.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Gargoyles was first on the CBS Late Movie on May 1, 1973; May 16, 1975 and September 3, 1975.

When I was a kid, I remember asking my dad what movies he thought were scary. He answered Night of the Living Dead and Gargoyles, so I was always nervous to watch this movie. It just looked strange, and in the late 1970s, it wasn’t like I could find it on demand. But the unique storytelling of Gargoyles always intrigued me.

Originally airing on CBS on November 21st, 1972, it was directed by Bill L. Norton (Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, More American Graffiti) and written by Steven and Elinor Karpf (Devil Dog: The Hound from Hell, The Jayne Mansfield Story), Gargoyles may be uneven, but has moments of pure joy.

It’s one of the first films Stan Winston (Terminator, Aliens) worked on, providing a variety of gargoyle makeup. The look of the creatures is not just terrific, it’s downright amazing, as they don’t all look the same. The leader (Bernie Casey (Felix Leiter in Never Say Never Again, UN Washington in Revenge of the Nerds) has a perfect look that balances a regal bearing with an otherworldly aura. You can see why this won an Emmy. It’s big budget-worthy work on a shoestring budget.

Speaking of budget, the film was shot with just one camera over 18 days, which chased away the original director. Temperatures at the Carlsbad, NM location, baked the cast and crew, reaching 100 degrees or more the entire shoot. So it’s incredible that what emerged is so interesting.

The opening dialogue informs us that Satan lost the war in Heaven, with his children being the gargoyles who rise against man every six hundred years (there’s even an image from Haxan to symbolize the devil). This dialogue is by Vic Perrin (Tharg from the “Mirror, Mirror” episode of Star Trek, and the voice of Metron and Nomad), who also provides the crazy VO for the head, Gargoyle.

We join Dr. Mercer Boley (Cornell Wilde, No Blade of Grass), author of the occult, and his daughter, Diana (Jennifer Salt of Sisters and Son of Sam TV movie Out of the Darkness) as they head off to the desert — and Uncle Willie’s Museum — where they find a skeleton of a creature that Willie (Woody Chambliss of Zero Hour! and The Devil’s Rain!) claims he saw in the hills. The doctor doesn’t believe a word, but his daughter listens to his tales, only to be cut off by the sound of wings and something trying to get into the museum. Whatever it is, it sets off a fire that kills Uncle Willie.

They head to a local motel run by Mrs. Parks (Grayson Hall, who played Dr. Julia Hoffman in Dark Shadows and Carlotta Drake in Night of Dark Shadows), who is never without a drink in her hand (an acting choice by Hall that we can endorse). Two of the gargoyles try to take back the skeleton they’ve rescued from the inferno, but one is hit by a truck. It seems like the doctor sees money in the bodies of these gargoyles, alerting the group’s leader to his plan. He kidnaps Diana, showing her the eggs his people care for and explaining that they just want to live in peace with humans.

Throw in a bunch of motorcycle riders (including Scott Glenn of The Right Stuff and Silence of the Lambs), cops who can’t understand what is going on, the finest hound dogs in the area, an all-out war between humans and Gargoyles with way too much talking and you have this movie. But I can’t dislike it — it’s filled with great moments like the leader making Diana read to him about the historical account of an incubus seducing a woman and the speech he gives to the humans at the end. The closing image of a Gargoyle flying away, clutching a wounded female of his species? Amazing.

It’s worth seeking out, if only to see how horror used to be all over 1970s TV. If you grew up in that era, you have less of a chance of dismissing this movie as dumb.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: The Woman Hunter (1972)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Woman Hunter debuted as a CBS Movie of the Week on September 19, 1972. It played the CBS Late Movie on October 7, 1974.

The Woman Hunter has an all-star cast, with Barbara Eden in the lead, alongside Stuart Whitman, Larry Storch and Robert Vaughn. Like I said — it’s what I say is an all-star cast.

Most Giallo heroines are characterized by their wealth and potential mental issues. However, in The Woman Hunter, when Dina Hunter (Eden) survives a car accident and plans a trip to Mexico with her husband (Vaughn), who would have thought that the artist she hired to paint her portrait (Whitman) could be a jewel thief and a murderer?

Enrique Lucero, who plays the Commissioner, would go on to try and hunt down Mary, Mary, and Bloody Mary and also appears in The Wild Bunch, Guyana, Cult of the Damned and The Evil That Men Do.

This was written by Brian Clemens (Captain KronosAnd Soon the Darkness) and Tony Williamson (Adam Adamant Lives!The Avengers). It is Clemens’ first U.S. work and Williamson’s only script made over here. It’s directed by Bernard L. Kowalski, who stepped in for John Peyser (The Centerfold Girls). I assume that everyone enjoyed shooting this on location in Acapulco. Larry Storch even brought his wife Norma along.

You can watch this on YouTube.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: She Waits (1972)

EDITOR’S NOTE: She Waits debuted as a CBS TV movie on January 28, 1972. It played the CBS Late Movie on September 12, 1972 and January 14, 1974.

Laura Wilson (Patty Duke, Valley of the DollsThe Swarm) and Mark (David McCallum, Illya Kuryakin on The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and better known to today’s TV audience as Dr. Donald Mallard on N.C.I.S.) haven’t been married long. On their first trip to meet his mother (Dorothy McGuire, The Greatest Story Ever Told), she learns that maybe this marriage wasn’t the best of ideas. Mom has been ready to go nutzoid ever since Mark’s first wife, Elaine, died, and she’s convinced that her ghost is inside her home.

Everywhere Laura goes, she starts hearing Elaine’s favorite song and even her voice. Is she trying to possess her? Or is she just being ridiculous, as the family doctor suggests? The movie never fully embraces the supernatural. It’s more about Mark shutting himself off and not dealing with the past.

The family maid thinks that Mark’s mother is getting worse and worse, with Laura in danger of the very same insanity. And what’s the deal with Mark’s friend David (James T. Callahan, the dad from Charles in Charge)? And can you talk a ghost out of possessing someone just by talking to them?

Director Delbert Mann (Marty) weaves a competent story, penned by Art Wallace, the main writer for TV’s Dark Shadows. It’s a tale that fits snugly into the 1970s, a time when possession, Satan, and the ghosts of murdered wives lurked around every corner. The film’s slow pace is a deliberate nod to the conventions of TV movie horror, inviting you to revel in the nostalgia of a bygone era.

Night Gallery Season 3 Episode 4: Rare Objects

Originally called “Collector’s Items” — a title that spoils the surprise — this episode of Night Gallery feels like it almost belongs on The Twilight Zone.

Directed by Jeannot Szwarc and written by Rod Serling, “Rare Objects” is the story of August Kolodney (Mickey Rooney), an organized crime figure who is barely surviving all of the attempts on his life. A doctor (Regis Cordic) removes the slug that someone put in him and tells him that his blood pressure is so off the charts that even his body could betray him at any minute.

Is there a way out? Well, the doctor knows a guy, but the price is steep.

Dr. Glendon (Raymond Massey) has the criminal to his home, shows him his many collections and invites him to stay, as Kolodney himself is a very rare item. He’ll have a long life free of worry, but he just has to give over anything and everything. But by the time he tries to leave, it’s too late. The drugs in his drink have kicked in and soon he may just live forever, surrounded by Princess Anastasia, Amelia Earhart and Adolph Hitler. Now, he’s a bird in a cage for just one person, no longer a person but instead an object.

Szwarc’s direction is solid and this is tension-filled the whole time. Ah — it’s so good when Night Gallery is great.

Chattanooga Film Festival Red Eye #5: The Haunted (1991)

Jack and Janet Smurl of West Pittston, PA say that a demon was in their house for nearly 15 years between 1974 and 1989, despite the denials of the Catholic Church, psychologists and scientific skeptics. Luckily, they had Ed and Lorraine Warren on their side, who encouraged their beliefs and even helped them write the book that this movie was based on.

Sally Kirkland was nominated for a Golden Globe award for her work in this movie as Janet Smurl. Jack is played by Jeffrey DeMunn, who you may know as Dale from TV’s The Walking Dead. Or if you’re like Becca and never watched that show, you’ll know him as the sheriff from the remake of The Blob.

Louise Latham from Marnie plays the grandmother and George D. Wallace — Commander Cody himself! — is the grandfather, who doesn’t believe any of this is happening but has a great part where he fends off the media on the porch with a rifle.

Joyce Van Patten — the domineering mom from Monkey Shines — shows up as a neighbor, with Stephen Markle and Diane Baker playing the Warrens, way before The Conjuring series of films (I kind of Lorraine also appeared on Road Rules: All-Stars before Hollywood truly came calling). Keep an eye out for the reporter who collapses on the Smurl’s front lawn — that’s Lorraine Warren.

The best part of this movie? The crazy way it visualizes the demonic presence as a black formless bit of nothing that has multiple voices. The funniest? There are numerous moments, but I kind of love that copyright issues meant that when the kids watch Lost In Space, they dubbed over the actor’s voices.

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MILL CREEK BLU RAY BOX SET: The Event – The Complete Series (2010-2011)

Nick Wauters wrote for shows like The 4400 and Medium before he created this show, which begins at the end of World War II. A UAP crashes in the Brooks Range of northern Alaska, filled with humanoid aliens whose DNA is 99% human but who age much slower than Earth people. Ninety-seven of them are kept in Mount Inostranka by the U.S. government while the Sleepers are aliens that escaped the landing and have become part of society.

When he assumes his office, U.S. President Elias Martinez (Blair Underwood) releases the imprisoned survivors and reveals their existence to the world. That is, he would have if someone didn’t try to assassinate him. Now, the CIA unleashes a plan to hunt down the Sleepers, except the director in charge is an alien.

Sean Walker (Jason Ritter) gets involved when his girlfriend Leila Buchanan (Sarah Roemer) gets kidnapped while they are on vacation as she’s the daughter of one of the aliens.

For the first part of the show, it was told by flashback to three different timelines, while many of the characters had Twitter accounts and there was a blog — truthseeker5314.com — that revealed plot points. This was all too confusing to viewers, so the second half of the episodes was a traditional narrative.

As engaging as the show is, it started with big ratings and then lost them midway through its run. The hiatus — November to February — only caused viewers to forget about the show and it was gone — after some huge hype — after one season.

You can still celebrate what could have been by rewatching the episodes. There’s a good cast, including Laura Innes as the leader of the aliens, Ian Dale as an alien CIA agent, Hal Holbrook as a businessman covering up the aliens, Clea DuVall as a killer ET and D.B. Sweeney as an assassin.

The show felt like Lost, which just ended the same season. Maybe audiences were tired of a show that kept so many secrets. Regardless, I liked the show.

The Mill Creek blu ray box set release of The Event includes making of features, an alternate story for Dr. Dempsey, deleted scenes, episodes commentaries with cast, crew and creators, podcasts, photo galleries and more. You can get it from Deep Discount.

Night Gallery Season 3 Episode 3: Fright Night

Jeff Corey mostly worked as an actor but also directed several TV series, including nine episodes of Night Gallery. Here, he’s working from a script by Robert Malcolm Young (Starflight: The Plane That Couldn’t Land ) based on a story by Kurt van Elting.

Tom Oglivy (Stuart Whitman) and his wife Leona (Barbara Anderson) have moved into the home of Tom’s dead cousin Zachariah Ogilvy (Alan Napier). But something is wrong with the home, something so off that even the maid, Miss Patience(Ellen Corby), won’t stay after dark.

There’s also a warning. No one is to move the trunk.

Leona dreams that a man is in her bed. Crickets stop and start with no warning. And Tom’s latest novel has a Satanic prayer typed into the middle of it. Yes, this house is strange and Halloween is getting closer, the night that the dead can return. Return for their trunk!

The Oglivy house in this episode was the Bates house from Psycho. That’s about the best thing one can say about this entry, which lives up to what Universal wanted from the show. It seems scary but has no lasting terror. It’s fun horror and not deep darkness.

“I hated “Fright Night,”” said Corey to Scott Skelton and Jim Benson for their book Rod Serling’s Night Gallery: An After Hours Tour. “…I didn’t understand the goddamn story. It was a terrible script. You see, the others I did were Rod’s and really made sense.”

Ah well. This season had been two for two before this. Hopefully next week will improve the average.

Night Gallery Season 3 Episode 2: The Girl With the Hungry Eyes (1972)

Directed by John Badham (Bird On a WireShort CircuitWarGames) and written by Robert Malcolm Young (Escape to Witch Mountain) from a Fritz Leiber story, this trip to the Night Gallery has photographer David Faulkner (James Farentino, Dead and Buried) becoming slowly obsessed with his new model. She has no name. Just eyes that want something. That’s where this gets its title, “The Girl With the Hungry Eyes.”

The Girl is played by Joanna Pettet, making this episode her fourth Night Gallery role. She’s also in The Evil which also makes use of her ethereal beauty as she plays a vampire who haunts every man that sees her. Helping her exactly that are the photos taken by Harry Langdon Jr., a legendary Hollywood photographer.

Pettet

told authors Scott Skelton and Jim Benson in Rod Serling’s Night Gallery An After Hours Tour, “Doing “The Girl With the Hungry Eyes” was just a total ego trip! I walked onto the set and there were floor-to-ceiling huge blowups of me! I looked out the window and they had literally made a huge billboard out of me, sipping beer, and erected it on a building across the street. And it was probably the best I ever looked in my life. We all go through our periods — “the look,” you know? It was just perfect. And for the rest of my career I got to use these incredible shots from Harry Langdon. When would I ever have had a chance to get an entire day with somebody like that?”

Plus, you get Night Gallery regular John Astin as a beer company owner desperate to meet The Girl and a script as packed with eroticism as 1972 network television will allow. Badham argued with Jack Laird for more money and more time, even going way over to capture the final scenes inferno which got him fired until, as he said, “the next time they needed somebody.” And they did just a few days later, working on an episode of Ozzie and Harriet.

As for the life-sized photos of Pettet, she wanted one for her own. By the time she asked for one, the crew had taken all of them. Somewhere in garages and dens across Hollywood, appreciative men were now staring at their very own girl with the hungry eyes.

School of Fear (1989)

Directed by Lamberto Bava and written by Dardano Sacchetti (nearly every Italian movie that you love), Roberto Gandus (MacabreMadhouse) and Giorgio Stegani (Cannibal Holocaust), School of Fear is part of the second series of TV movies that Bava was hired to make.

Known as Alta Tensione (High Tension), the other movies in this series are The Prince of TerrorThe Man Who Didn’t Want to Die and Eyewitness. For TV movies, they have decent production values and allow Bava to explore some rather mature themes.

If you have children, let me remind you to never allow them to attend European educational facilities like the Swiss Richard Wagner Academy for Girls, the Tanz Akademie or the Giacomo Stuz private school. I mean, a child drowns at the beginning of this and that’s moments into this movie.

Diana Berti (Alessandra Acciai) arrives at the school and instantly runs into problems. There’s a deformed child in the shadows, her skirts are too short for the school’s leader (Dario Nicolodi) and oh yeah, she has past traumas that the school keeps bringing to the fore. You know what isn’t helping? The last teacher in her role died by going through a plate glass window and they’re never fixed all that broken glass.

The real problem, as always, is the children. They play some secret game that the last teacher — the one who took a header through a closed window — was already worried about after she learned just how frightening that it can be from one of her students.

This game takes them into the abandoned parts of the school, places that are haunting for adults much less little ones. These kids, however, are borderline monsters, able to hack into video signals, showing an image of her impaled on the front gate just like the last teacher and using Diana’s past sexual assault to remind her that no one will ever believe her when she tries to expose how horrible they behave.

They’re right.

The children are from the upper crust, the school has too good of a reputation and after all, look how sweet these young men and women are as they sing in the choir. Surely they couldn’t have done all this. Even her police inspector love interest, Mark Anselmi (Jean Hebert), thinks she’s being ridiculous about it all.

This movie is absolutely wild, as it has a classroom of kids tear to pieces the morality and art of Pier Paolo Pasolini while a child who looks like a dwarf in a red jacket runs wild on the grounds.

I have no idea why neither of Bava’s sets of TV movies are available in better quality in the U.S. Here’s hoping with Vinegar Syndrome releasing A Blade In the Dark that they go deeper into the movies that he made as his career took him to the small screen.

You can watch this on YouTube.