Seven Notes of Terror (1984)

Hey, wait a minute? They stole the artwork from Rocktober Blood! Bogus!

Nope, this isn’t the case of Top Line, Hands of Steel, and Cy Warrior — three different movies — all using the same artwork, because . . .

This is still the Rocktober Blood you know and love . . . just with a slap of the ol’ Dutch Boy “Giallo Yellow” for its Italian theatrical and home video distribution.

Forget the fact that there’s no mention of “seven notes” in the film, or “seven” of anything. No seven keys or locks to solve a bloody noir mystery. And that Head Mistress only had six members and a lot more than seven people died. And there were no insects, or animals, or velvet, or scorpions, or cats, rats, or bats. But there were “eyes,” per se.

But why was Billy Harper nicknamed “eye” in film? Did he remove or collect eyes? Nope. Why not redub the film as Seven Eyes of Terror/Sette occhi di terror. Or Seven Bloody Irises/sette sanguinose iridi?

Yes, I am well aware there’s seven notes in a scale. But there’s also twelve notes in an octave. Why not redub the film Ottava di terror. Or Terrore in 12 note. And it wasn’t Billy, it was John who did the killings, so why not title it Gemello della morte?

Dude, this is Spine all over again. Your overthinking films is annoying.

Yeah, I know. And yeah, I know we know we go and on about this metalsploitation classic — three times, in fact, as Sam (review) and myself (review) both chronicled the exploits of Billy Eye Harper. We even reviewed the never-made sequel, Rocktober Blood 2: Billy’s Revenge. Then we waxed over it again, as part of our “Drive-In Friday: Heavy Metal Horror Night” featurette. Then we named dropped it again in our review of AC/DC: Let There Be Rock.

Huh? What does this all have to do with AC/DC?

Oh, you didn’t know that Billy Eye Harper, aka actor Trey Loren, aka Tracy Sebastian, is responsible for helping break the Aussie rockers in America? True story. So, while Billy Eye duped us all with bogus, grey market-level DVD and Blu reissues and a bogus Rocktober Blood sequel, he did his part in unleashing AC/DC in America and, for that, we thank him. And forgive him.

Best part of the movie and only reason to watch #1 . . .

Anyway, as you can tell, the foreign distributor attempted to align our beloved metalsploitation classic with the ‘70s Giallo titled-classics of 4 mosche di velluto grigio (Four Files on Grey Velvet), Il gatto a nove code (The Cat o’ Nine Tails), Sette note in nero (Murder to the Tune of Seven Black Notes), La dama rossa uccide sette volte (The Red Queen Kills Seven Times), Sette orchidee macchiate di rosso (Seven Blood Stained Notes, aka “Orchids”), and La morte negli occhi del gatto (Seven Death’s in the Cat’s Eye).

Of course, the direct-to-video “boobs and blades” shenanigans cooked up Ferd and Beverly Sebastian in California — while beloved by us, the once wee denizens of the ‘80s video fringe — is no “homage” to the likes of the masterworks of Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Emilio Paolo Miraglia, Umberto Lenzi, and Antonio Margheriti by any stretch of all the colors of the dark. And let’s face it: Billy Eye ain’t no Jason Vorhees or Freddie Kruger, either.

Ah, but the “New Wave of British Heavy Metal” (NWOBHM), featuring the violent, religious mania and bloody lyrics composed by the likes of Venom and Iron Maiden, complete with the requisite Satanic imagery on the album covers, was in full swing. And the dumbed-down American Slasher-cum-giallo-ripoff flicks colliding with heavy metal was the next logical match made in hell, as the music coming out of England was, in fact, Giallo musicals . . . but we ended up calling it “metalsploitation” here in the critically puritanical states.

Best part of the movie and only reason to watch #2 . . .

And let’s not forget where that musical sub-genre’s roots began: Dario Argento was the first to mix the hard rock peanut butter into the chocolate giallo with 1971’s Four Flies on Grey Velvet, which follows a musician (Michael Brandon of FM) that gets tangled in a murderous web. And how can we forget the late-in-the-giallo cycle Paganini Horror, with Luigi Cozzi’s Bon Jovi wannabes unleashing a curse from an ancient composition? And that Argento cranks up the Goblin to make our ear drums pulse in fear?

But before those films, there was Brian DePalma’s tribute to the likes of Alice Cooper and Kiss in the frames of his 1975 rock opera, Phantom of the Paradise. And there’s no denying that the exploits of Winslow “The Phantom” Leech and Gerrit “Beef” Graham influenced the frames of Black Roses, Shock ’em Dead, Terror on Tour, Rock ’n’ Roll Nightmare, and Rock ’n’ Roll Zombies, and Trick or Treat, along with the non-classic Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal, in which a reviled Marilyn Manson-like gothstar becomes an international hero after saving a jet liner from a terrorist takeover (a film that needed a whole lotta Ray Liotta and maybe a little Danzig). Then there’s Don Kirshner’s rip on DePalma with his ABC-TV “Movie of the Week” two-fer with Song of the Succubus and its sequel, Rock-a-Die, Baby.

Hey, wait minute! Danzig just released his debut metalsploitation flick, Verotika (and now, in 2021: Death Rider in the House of Vampires).

Ah, yes. Satan’s music is still bloodying up our films. And we hail our Dark Lord . . . to the tune of seven red notes. Let the Acid Witch bless your soul!

We dig into the failed attempt at getting a sequel off the ground. True story, for reals!

Ferd Sebastian
July 25, 1933 — March 27, 2022
Obituary

About the Author: You can read the music and film reviews of R.D Francis on Medium and learn more about his work on Facebook. He also writes for B&S About Movies.

Death Steps in the Dark (1977)

Maurizio Pradeaux only directed one other giallo, Death Carries a Cane. The translation for this is off, as Passi di Morte Perduti nel Buio really should be Death Steps Lost in the Dark. It has a bigger name American actor, Robert Webber (The Silencers) in it.

Leonard Mann, who was in The Humanoid and Night School before retiring to work in prison reform, plays Luciano, a reporter whose train trip to Greece is interrupted when a woman is killed with his letter opener. Working with his Swedish girlfriend (Vera KruskaAssignment Skybolt), he must solve the murders and clear his name. There’s also another couple who find the murderer’s glove and try to blackmail him or her.

Oh yes — our hero also has to hide out in drag.

This isn’t my favorite giallo, due to too much comedy and not enough fashion or pure craziness. That said, you can watch it on Amazon Prime.

The Bloodstained Butterfly (1971)

EDITOR’S NOTE: I met Mitchell L. Hillman on the Gialloholics Facebook group and loved reading his review of movies. I’m so excited that he’s joining us for Giallo Week!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Mitchell Hillman is a freelance writer who has spent most of his time in print writing about music, movies, art, and pop culture. He is also a professional artist, occasional pop-up chef, and suffers an addiction to curiosity and discovery. Over the last year he has watched over 300 Giallo and Giallo related movies, finding that they influence not only how he thinks about film, but also art.

The Bloodstained Butterfly (1971)
‘Una farfalla con le ali insanguinate’
Directed by Duccio Tessari

Long before I became a raving fan of Giallo, I was awestruck by Italian auteurs like Michelangelo Antonioni and Federico Fellini, and long before I found that kind of art-house bliss, I was enamored with “Spaghetti Westerns” since I was a child. While I’m fairly late to the game in appreciating the Giallo genre, I have always held Italian films in the highest esteem, but for me it all began with those Westerns where everyone had great outfits and the violence was a bit outrageous by typical American standards.

Duccio Tessari wrote and directed two of my favorite Spaghetti Westerns, two back to back explosions of brilliance starring Giuliano Gemma, A Pistol For Ringo (1965) and the comparable if not better sequel The Return of Ringo (1965). When I started watching Gialli obsessively, I was thrilled to discover he had directed three of these of peculiar murder mysteries. Arguably, his second The Bloodstained Butterfly (1971) is not only the best of the bunch, but it may be the finest movie of his entire career.  I first watched it shortly after going down the Gialli rabbit hole, after a quick education in Argento, Martino, Fulci, Bava, Lenzi, Ercoli and a few more. This movie stood up to those high standards and in some cases surpassed them, because The Bloodstained Butterfly isn’t just a great Giallo, it’s a great film in its own right beyond the context of the genre.

Most Gialli come in three discernible acts, but Tessari more or less presents The Bloodstained Butterfly in four. The first act starts by introducing each character after the credits roll with title cards as they go about their lives. This is notable and important as we see Marta, an alcoholic party girl who pours the first glass of J&B in the first three minutes of the movie; two schoolgirls Françoise and Sarah, Sarah’s mother Maria, her father Alessandro a TV sportscaster, their lawyer Giulio, a young pianist named Giorgio, and his mother and father. It’s an odd start, but as the movie unfolds you realize this movie is less about the violent acts that take place and more how these individuals’ lives are entwined.

The first act builds through the off-camera murder of Françoise in the park, presumably by a man in a beige overcoat with a houndstooth fedora, seen by several witnesses fleeing the scene, who we watch escape the clutches of the police in the pouring rain. Tessari immediately lets you know that he’s going to start messing with your head when we see Inspector Berardi at the murder scene wearing an identical outfit. The police procedural that follows shows off the fairly advanced forensic science of the early 1970s as they build evidence that put’s Sarah’s father on trial for the murder of her friend Françoise.  It’s a tension-filled start that doesn’t let up until Maria admits to the police that she had to send Alessandro’s beige overcoat to the dry cleaners since it was covered in mud.

Act Two is a wild courtroom drama that is filled with flashbacks and re-enactments of the crime. The evidence seems almost too perfect against Alessandro and everyone seems suspicious at this point, if you’ve watched enough Gialli or mystery films in general, Tessari gives you serious “wrong man” vibe as the defendant is tried and sentenced to life. In the meantime, Giorgio has taken to dating Sarah, with more than a few hints that he was previously dating Françoise. He also seems to become more and more unhinged as the film continues.

The third act, almost seems like a bridge in a song, but it is an act unto itself in which Tessari makes you suspicious of nearly everyone, all the while assuring you that Alessandro is innocent. Another murder takes place and you suspect the lawyer Giulio, a third murder takes place and Giorgio is in the right place to be suspected.  For a Giallo there is very little gore, and only aftermath, but it doesn’t make it less chilling. The horror is psychological as you question who is responsible for the murders since Alessandro is in prison.  He is finally released when Marta, revealed to be his mistress, confirms his alibi.

The finale is one of my favorites and I’m not about to spoil it for anyone, it’s beautiful, a bit heart wrenching, and we understand the title in the last few moments. By the time the last act arrives you have no idea who the murderer is and you have reasons to be suspicious of everyone. Tessari’s direction is wonderful, the score by Gianni Ferrio is brilliant, and while it’s not the bloodiest or most colorful Giallo around, it’s one of the more intellectually and psychologically satisfying entries in the genre. Tessari’s “doorway transitions” are amazing and he even adds some humor with Inspector Berardi’s routine with being continually dissatisfied with every cup of coffee handed to him. I’d say it’s criminally underrated but, I’ve heard nothing but applause from fellow Giallo aficionados on this one. Even outside of the genre, the way Tessari plays with memory, space, time and perception makes for a great cinematic experience.

The Pulse (2017)

A gay disabled teenage boy changes into the body of a beautiful woman all so that he — she? — can be loved. The film starts like a dramatic story, but at some point, you realize that it has taken a turn into the world of the fantastic, which surpised me greatly.

This is the first movie for director, cinematographer and producer Stevie Cruz-Martin. Made in Australia, it uses science fiction to try to break through some of the ways that we see gender, identity and love in our modern world.

It’s not like any movie I’ve seen this year.

The Pulse is available June 2 On Demand from Dark Star Pictures.

DISCLAIMER: This movie was sent to us by its PR company.

Tommy Boy (1995)

We’ve talked about Peter Segal before — he directed Get Smart — and here he’s unleashing Chris Farley on the big screen as the son of “Big Tom” Callahan (Brian Dennehy), who soon drops dead after marrying Bo Derek. We should all be so lucky. Soon, he’s trying to save the company along with his father’s best employee, Richard Hayden (David Spade).

This movie is basically a road film packed with hijinks. Rob Lowe played the part of Tommy’s stepbrother uncredited as he was contractually obligated to make Stephen King’s The Stand. However, he took the part as a favor for Farley. Much like every movie this week, Dan Aykroyd shows up. Here, he’s car store dealer Ray Zalinsky.

Will you enjoy this film? It just depends on how you feel about Farley. Me, I loved him, so I’ve seen this so many times. It holds up and has plenty of emotion to go with all the laughs.

Coneheads (1993)

Steve Barron directed the videos for Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” and A-ha’s “Take On Me” before movies like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Electric Dreams. He’s in the chair here with Lorne Michaels producing this reimagining of the Remulakian family who has moved to Earth and changed their last names to Conehead.

If you saw the Coneheads animated special in 1983 — trust me, not many can say this — this is pretty much the same story. Beldar and Prymaat Conehead (Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtain), along with their daughter Connie (Michelle Burke, taking over for Laraine Newman), have acclimated to the Earth town known as Paramus, New Jersey. All Connie wants is to fall for Ronnie (Chris Farley), but her father forbids this from happening.

While that drama is unfolding, Michael McKean and David Spade play INS agents convinced that the Coneheads are illegal aliens. That joke is pretty much the extent of the joke. But hey, this movie has a great supporting cast, with Dave Thomas, Parker Posey, Joey Lauren Adams, Sinbad, Michael Richards, Eddie Griffin, Adam Sandler, Jason Alexander, Garrett Morris, Drew Carey, Kevin Nealon, Jan Hooks, Julia Sweeney, Ellen DeGeneres, Jon Lovitz, Tom Arnold and Tim Meadows all here. Larraine Newman also shows up for a bit as Laarta.

Get ready for the next DRIVE-IN ASYLUM double feature!

This week, it’s twice the sharks and all of the copyright issues as we present two movies that may owe a debt to a certain 1975 blockbuster. You can watch us live on the Groovy Doom Facebook page. While you’re at it, grab the insane Drive-In Asylum Shark Special Issue! It even has shark hunter trading cards!

Here’s the trailer!

Up first is Cruel Jaws, a movie so great I wrote about it twice. Bruno Mattei takes shark films to the next level and by that, I mean the most inane and ridiculous lows possible, including a fake Hulk Hogan. I love this movie!

For your drinking pleasure, I’ll be showing you how to mix up this cocktail.

Frozen Jaws 5, based on this recipe

  • Blue Raspberry Cherry PowerAid
  • Blue Curacao (like Bols)
  • White rum
  • Lots of ice
  • A shark gummy treat
  1. Measure out the ingredients based on how much booze you like. Remember that we have a second movie, so maybe start off slowly. Toss all of it in the blender with some ice and blend until smooth.
  2. Pour into a glass and let that gummy shark swim in. If you’re feeling dangerous, you can use some grenadine to simulate some blood in the water.

We’re following that with Great White, the Enzo G. Castellari-directed movie that is about as shameless a retread as there ever was.

Here’s a drink perfect for the movie!

L’ultimo Squalo Returns, based on this recipe

  • Thinly sliced lemon
  • 1/2 cup chopped pineapple
  • 1/2 cup tequila
  • 1/2 cup triple sec
  • 1 cup orange juice
  • 1 cup pineapple juice
  • 1/2 cup rum
  • Splash of grenadine
  • Lots of ice
  • Some maraschino cherries
  • More shark gummys
  1. This one is super simple. Just mix everything together in a pitcher and stir it up.
  2. Make it fancy by grabbing a long toothpick filled with pineapple, cherries and a shark gummy.

This recipe is going to make 4 to 6 cocktails, or one big one, so get ready.

Here’s the links to watch the movies!

The Departure (2020)

Fans of the DC Universe and HBO Max series The Doom Patrol—and Eric Roberts fans (us at B&S) who watched Lifetime’s Stalked by My Doctor and Stalked by My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge—will recognize the cameo-marquee name of Jon Briddell in this drama that explores the deadly sin of lust and how far will one go to test loyalty and exude control over another person to satisfy their narcissism.

When the newly-minted couple of Nate and Jessica face the unexpected obstacle of a long-distance Los Angeles-to-New York relationship as result of Nate’s job promotion, and he fears Jessica is slipping away, he hires his friend John to seduce (read: spy) and test her loyalty. But the loyalty Nate tests isn’t just Jessica’s, but John’s—and his own.

If you enjoy relationship based dramas that are a rise above the Lifetime variety and the nothing-ever-pleasant-happens network TV dramas, this well shot and directed feature film debut by writer-director Merland Hoxha that’s based on his 2017 short film has something to offer you and your significant other—provided your into ultra-low budget indie films—to watch on a date night.

The Depature will be available across all cable TV On Demand platforms on June 12.

Disclaimer: This was sent to us by the film’s PR company.

Stripes (1981)

On his way to the premiere of Meatballs, Ivan Reitman got a great idea: Cheech and Chong join the army. He pitched it to Paramount Pictures and they greenlit the film instantly. The stoner duo’s manager loved the movie, but they wanted full creative control. That’s when Reitman got another great idea. He decided to revise the script for Bill Murray and Harold Ramis.

Within a few hours, John Winger (Murray) loses his job, his apartment, his car and his girlfriend. So he does what anyone else would do. He talks his friend Russell (Ramis) into joining the army.

After getting treated like, well, rookies by Sergeant Hulka (Warren Oates) and angering Captain Stillman (John Larroquette), our men at least get some romance from MPs Louise Cooper and Stella Hansen (Sean Young and PJ Soles, who gets “the Aunt Jemima treatment,” a scene that Murray totally improved making her reaction genuine).

There’s a great cast here, with Dave Thomas, Joe Flaherty and John Candy joining Ramis from SCTV, as well as Judge Reinhold and even a brief part for Bill Paxton. John Diehl is also pretty awesome as Cruiser.

By the way, that scene where John Candy gets his head shaved? He had no idea it was going to happen. That’s why he looks so depressed when he picks his hair up.

Drive-In Friday: Italian Junk

Have I ever told you how much I love Italian movies? Oh, I have? Well guess what, dear reader? Sit on down and let me tell you of the four movies that I will have you watch this week at the drive-in.

Grab a slice of the famous Toluna Pizza, crack open a bottle of J&B and get ready for some magic!

MOVIE 1: Nightmare Beach (Umberto Lenzi, 1989): Diablo, the leader of the Demons motorcycle club, may or not be back from the dead. What is definitely sure is that teenagers just trying to spread veneral disease in the pre-cornoavirus days when you could crowd Florida’s beachs are up against a motorcycle riding maniac who has an electric chair on the back of his bike. Run on sentence much? I can’t help it. This movie makes me lose my mind, between John Saxon as a bad cop, a Claudio Simonetti score and a scene where electrified headphones send a biker girl’s eyeball shooting right at the camera. This movie is complete junk in the best of ways, a late model slasher with a giallo soul and neon hues.

MOVIE 2: The Sect (Michele Soavi, 1991): In a more perfect world, Michele Soavi would have made horror movies after the 1990’s. Instead, we’re left with a pack of astounding films that hint at so much promise yet to be unleashed. Jamie Lee’s sister stars in this movie that includes a Jesus looking man killing hippies, an evil version of the Shroud of Turin, Herbert Lom being a maniac, a bird-like Satan that makes love to our heroine, gateways to hell and a rabbit so smart that he can use a remote control.

MOVIE 3: Warriors of the Wasteland (Enzo G. Castellari, 1984): I’ve watched so many end of the world movies, so many that I feel that I am a qualified expert on the genre. And let me tell you, no post-apocalyptic film holds a candle to this all-star Italian nukefest. Giancarlo Prete is Scorpion. Fred Williamson is Nadir. Bob — Giovanni Frezza — shows up. Anna Kanakis — who is also in another pasta apoclyptic film 2019: After the Fall of New York — is Alma. Bringing them all together is an absolutely berserk George Eastman as One, the leader of a homosexual army devoted to killing Christians searching for God in the wasteland. Castellari made this and his two Bronx films all in six months. If I ever had my own Oscars, he’d be winning a lifetime achievement award while a tearful Mark Gregory cheers him from the cheap seats.

MOVIE 4: Rats: The Night of Terror (Bruno Mattei and Claudio Fragasso, 1984): Two absolute maniacs throw live rats at people and set most of the set of Once Upon a Time in America on fire. Yes, this is a movie that is at once a post-apocalyptic film and a slasher while also being unafraid to have a completely batshit ending that still makes me laugh years after I saw it for the first time. It also has a scene with Geretta Geretta getting covered with powder and screaming that she’s now white, as well as another where rats eat their way through a girl in a sleeping bag. This is the highest quality street junk that I can sell you and you better be ready to shoot it into your eye.

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