The Prodigy (2018)

Since losing his wife, Erik Black has given up on life and even his son, spending his days alone and drunk. However, his son was chosen by the divine to reveal three prophecies to the world. The first two have made the world even more violent as confusion reigns. Now, his estranged son has asked to meet him with a mission: help him reach the place where he will receive the final message that will change the lives of every single person on Earth.

The full-length writing/directing/producing/editing debut of Nathan Leon, Prodigy was nominated for four International Christian Film and Music Festival awards (including Best Picture), yet it’s a movie that also can speak to a secular audience.

Erik’s son Caleb has been a divine messenger, able to predict two potentially apocalyptic events, including four minutes where every single human beings’ mind was linked together. For many, this led them to a path of bliss. But for even more, they were faced with the realities of just how flawed they were and react with violence.

Caleb and Erik goon the run, joining up with a waitress named Maya who ends up being a true believer. They’re followed by Dr. Faron, his government troops and several mercenaries, all trying to control the young boy and his ability to see a divine future.

Prodigy reminds me of the Left Behind books somewhat and I don’t mean that as an insult. It’s an interesting idea that may not be fully realized but still feels like a unique enough movie that it’s worth a watch. There are some amateur performances, but against the overall scope of the film, it’s not anything worth worrying about.

Prodigy is available on VOD December 4 and DVD January 1.

DISCLAIMER: We were sent this movie by its PR team, which has no bearing on this review.

LOST TV WEEK: The Covenant (1985)

In the mid-1980’s, prime time soaps like Dynasty and Dallas were still big news. I can see the meetings on this potential series in my mind: what if we took some Dark Shadows, a little bit of Satanic panic and then mixed them all in with the greed of the Me Decade? The potential for a series was here, but The Covenant only winded up being a strange TV movie featuring evil cats, José Ferrer and lots of fire.

The Nobles are a fabulously wealthy family but all their power comes with a secret: they’ve pledged themselves to the devil. Now, they’re grooming their youngest child to remain a virgin until she’s 21 — man, I thought Satanism came with lots of sex — so that she can be part of the blood sacrifice that must occur every hundred years.

The Judges are the only ones that can stop them, but it also turns out Diana (Jane Balder, who used to eat mice on V), the young second wife of the family’s patriarch VIctor Noble (Ferrer), has some secret machinations of her own that could cause even more chaos.

Want to know how evil Victor is? He used to advise Adolph Hitler. Yep. That evil. And his wife Diana is also his niece so we can check off Satanism, Nazis and incest all in one movie.

She also has a twin sister, Claire, who is played by Michelle Phillips. All of the women in the family have supernatural powers, such as the ability to set dudes on fire. Which comes in handy, trust me.

You’ve also got Kevin Conroy (the voice of Batman!) in the cast, as well as Barry Morse as Zachariah, the leader of The Judges; Jennifer Cooke (Megan from Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives); Judy Parfitt (Vera Donovan from Delores Claiborne); Bradford Dillman; James Saito (the Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) and even a quick part for a young Tia Carrere.

Director Walter Grauman also directed 53 episodes of Murder, She Wrote as well as the TV movies Are You in the House Alone? and Jacqueline Susann’s Valley of the Dolls. He was also a distinguished war vet, being awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and eight other air medals for his 56 combat missions during World War II.

Dan DiStefano, who worked on cartoons like Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesFlash GordonChuck Norris: Karate Kommandos, Mr. T as well as the short-lived TV series Misfits of Science, wrote this. He was joined by J..D. Feigelson, who was the writer of Wes Craven’s ChillerDark Night of the Scarecrow and Horror High.

Grauman, DiStefano and Feigelson also were behind another TV movie, Nightmare on the 13th Floor, which is all about a reporter discovering that a hotel has a hidden 13th floor where a murderer lives.

I would have been 13 or so when this show aired and while it would have intrigued me with its dark parts, all the machinations and soap opera would have probably bored me. Now that I’m old, I can see how this show could have worked. But then again, I’m also enough of a realist to know that it would have aired on Friday nights, the dead zone for horror and science fiction related TV.

Want to see it for yourself? I posted the YouTube video above and you can also buy it at True TV Movies.

 

LOST TV WEEK: Dead of Night (1977)

Much like Trilogy of TerrorDead of Night is made up of tales written by Richard Matheson (the first segment is based on a Jack Finney story) in a portmanteau format. Originally airing on March 29, 1977, this TV movie is not as well remembered.

There are three stories: “Second Chance,” where Ed Begley Jr. buys a car and goes backward in time; “No Such Thing as a Vampire,” which has The Avengers‘ Patrick Macnee as a doctor trying to deal with an undead man who keeps attacking his wife; and finally “Bobby,” which is all about a mother trying to figure out how to deal with the loss of her son (played by Ben‘s Lee Montgomery).

Of these tales, only “Bobby” is actually scary. Trilogy of Terror is much better overall, but that’s not to say that you won’t find some enjoyment watching this. Dark Sky put this out on DVD in 2009 and included the pilot, “A Darkness At Blaisedon,” for a TV series version that Curtis tried to sell in 1969.  The same music from that pilot was used when this movie was finally filmed.

There was also a British anthology series with the same name that aired in 1972, with seven episodes filmed and only three that still exist.

You can also watch Dead of Night on Shudder.

Ten End of the World Movies We Love

“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon him was Death, and Hell followed with him.” We’ve been living in the shadow of the nuclear clock since like mid 1940’s, but that wasn’t stopped Hollywood (and Australia, the Philippines and most especially, Italy) from making movies about the end of the world. You may have noticed that we’ve covered a lot of these movies. Here’s our ever-growing list of the ones that we feel just might be the best, yet in no particular order.

1. The Road Warrior series: No movie on this list made post-1979 is without a debt to this series of films. Starting with Mad Max, which presents a society on the verge of collapse and the lawman who tries to make sense of it, this series has one constant: Max Rockatansky. Whether he’s a cop, a survivor, a gladiator or even perhaps death itself, he’s definitely the most enduring character in the post-apocalyptic film genre. So many of the tropes of this genre find their root in these films: graffiti-covered muscle cars,  hockey masked or face painted body armored warriors, large stretches of the desert and/or bombed out cities and gas/water meaning more than money. They could make four hundred of these movies and I would watch every single one of them.


2. Escape from New York/Escape from Los AngelesAs the Italian apocalypse films will soon prove, the second source from which all decent end of the world movies spring from is the fertile brain of John Carpenter. This makes plenty of sense, as there’s a fine line between Snake Plissken and cowboys of American cinema, just as there’s not much difference between the plots of most spaghetti westerns and end of the world films. Well, except for all the mutants and cars, of course.


3. Enzo G. Castellari’s Bronx series: Starting with 1982’s 1990: The Bronx Warriors and followed up with 1983’s Escape from the Bronx, Trash and his gang the Riders face the end of all things head on. From Fred Williamson dressed as a pirate with a girlfriend that uses a Freddy Krueger claw and a whip as weapons to a modern dance troupe gang in silver face paint — not to mention a scene where a drummer randomly shows up at a gang summit — these films are the perfect synthesis of all that came before (The Warriors, The Road Warrior, Escape from New York). You can also kind of, sort of include Rats: The Night of Terror in these films.


4. Willy Milan’s Filipino post-apocalyptic films: You think the Italians have the patent on after the bomb fun? Nope. Let me introduce you to Willy Milan, the creator of two absolute gonzo films: W is War and Mad Warrior. The first starts with the story of a cop who gets his manhood severed and goes after the go kart riding gang that did it. And the second, well, that takes the sheer lunacy of the first and adds a villain who is a cyborg werewolf given to moonlit speeches. No words can contain just how beyond these films are — karate kicks, disco synths, lots of fireworks and plenty of bad haircuts.


5. She: This 1982 offering gives us Sandahl Bergmann as the titular heroine, Nazis, horny werewolves, mummies with chainsaws and Communist mutants who are really into BDSM to the sounds of the Moody Blues, Motörhead and Rick Wakeman. They don’t make movies like this any more. Actually, no one else has really made a movie quite like this.


6. Endgame: I can’t even put my thoughts about this movie into proper sentence structure, so let me just provide why this movie is so great with sentence fragments: Laura Gemser. Al Cliver. Geroge Eastman. A murderous gameshow. Fish mutants. Blinded ninja monks controlled by psychics. Armies of bounty hunters against the government. Mental powers. Sponsored murderers who become celebrities. Seriously, Endgame is one of my favorite movies of all time and yet, no one has released it on blu ray yet in the U.S. Let’s get on that!


7. 2019: After the Fall of New York: Sergio Martino got close to the end of the world with Hands of Steel, but for my money, this one is everything you want in an end of the world flick. You’ve got George Eastman as Big Ape, the guy who just wants to impregnate ladies. A hero named Parsifal. A mercenary with a hook for a hand. And music by Oliver Onions, the dudes who did the music to Yor, Hunter from the Future. We can’t be friends if you don’t watch this.


8. Warriors of the Wasteland: You though Enzo G. Castellari was done after the Bronx series? Dude — he’s just getting started. This is probably my favorite post-apocalyptic film ever made. George Eastman leads the Templars, a gang of anti-religious maniacs clad all in white, who face off against their former member Scorpion, Fred Williamson and Bob from The House by the Cemetery. This is the kind of movie that needs locked up and kept away from me or I’ll just watch it over and over again on a loop.


9. Death Race 2000Perhaps even more than Mad MaxDeath Race 2000 has put its stamp upon all car based apocalyptic films that would follow in its bloody wake. From the designs of the cars and outlandish characters like Frankenstein to its absurdist sense of humor (and let’s not forget appearances by Mary Woronov and Sylvester Stallone), director Paul Bartel set the bar high for all that would follow.


10. A Boy and His DogWhen legendary crank Harlan Ellison’s Vic and Blood series was adapted for the screen, the results were pretty awesome. The telepathic canine and human duo go up against a biosphere of perfect people who dress like it’s the 1930’s and wear theatrical makeup, all to ensure that the dog gets fed and the human gets laid.

Here are a few more for you to check out: Soylent Green, which gets more true every day; Logan’s Run, where no one lives past Life Day; Zardoz, where the Book of Oz ends up kind of sorta of being the Bible before Charlotte Rampling and Sean Connery hook up and turn into skeletons; and Firebird 2015 A.D., which has Darren McGavin loving muscle cars no matter what a totalitarian government does to him — which is sort of like what happened to Lee Majors in The Last Chase, but we digress.

What are some of your favorites? Let us know, below in the comments section.

And be sure to check out our Atomic Dust Bins, Part 1 and Part 2 for more films, as well as our Ten Post-Apocalyptic Vehicles features.

Intensive Care (2018)

Three criminals are planning to rob an elderly lady, but it turns out that her caregiver is an ex-special ops agent that’s more than ready for them. Intensive Care starts with a pretty simple premise. Can it deliver?

Director Jared Bentley has come from the world of music video, documentary and reality TV, mostly working as an editor. After years of being frustrated by the process of getting funding for a feature film, he and his producing partners at Engenius Productions decided to self-finance this film instead.

Tara Macken (Sons of Anarchy and plenty of stunt work are on her resume) plays Alex, the live-in nurse who cares for Claire (Leslie Easterbrook, Sgt. Callahan from the Police Academy series and Mother Firefly from The Devil’s Rejects). Turns out that Claire’s grandson Danny needs money but Claire won’t help him any longer. So he turns to two of his pals, Seth and Rudy, to break into the house and steal her fortune while he takes Alex out for the evening.

We know those two guys are pretty ruthless because they kill a prostitute earlier in the film, but there’s no way they can match up to Alex and her special ops training. If you’re going to get a nurse when you’re old and rich and have horrible dependents, always get the one who can kill everything in her way, I guess.

Somehow, Alex agrees to go out with Danny for the evening and they end up hitting it off way better than expected and come back to the house as romance takes its natural — well, maybe unnatural in this case — turn. She wakes up with the masked Seth and Rudy taking over the house and tying her to a chair, as well as learning that Danny was behind everything.

Of course, Alex escapes, beats the hell out of them and recovers from any injuries by taking a bloody bath. As she gets dressed, she’s interrupted by Seth, who tells a story about how he was kicked out of the military. He tries to drown her in the bathtub — why she didn’t drain that gory water is beyond me — and she recovers and shuts him down.

She comes after the rest of the crew, only to be hung by her neck as Rudy tells her all about being stuck in the Delaware state prison system, the last state to still do lynchings. That’s when the cops come and they let her down — which is strange as she’s perfectly fine after this and willing to help the bad guys’ with their deception as the officer investigates and is killed. She stops them and we’re back to this cat and mouse game, but Danny can’t decide who to shoot.

There’s also a young kid that fits in somewhere in here and gets put in danger, as well as some double and triple crossing. However, storytelling wise this is where the film gets a bit confusing. And man, who knew how hard it was to hang someone?

When viewed as a vehicle for the stunt and fighting skills of Macken, this movie is more successful than it is as a narrative thriller. She’s got some pretty great moves and Intensive Care gives her plenty of moments to show them off. I just wish there was a better overall story to go with her flashy abilities.

Want to see it for yourself? Intensive Care is available on demand and on Amazon.

Disclaimer: I was sent this movie by its PR department and that has no bearing on my review.

LOST TV WEEK: The Gladiator (1986)

Here’s the IMDB description of this TV movie/pilot: “A road warrior vigilante avenges his brother’s death at the hands of a crazy motorist by using his souped-up pickup to apprehend drunken drivers and others who abuse their driving privileges.”

Sounds like a Mad Max clone, right? But what if I told you that it starred Ken Wahl pre-Wiseguy and was directed by Abel Ferrera (The Driller Killer, Ms. 45)?

Rick Benton (Wahl) is a mechanic that loves two things: working on cars and his little brother. However, a killer is on the loose named Skull, who uses a death car (Death Car on the Freeway!) to randomly kill other drivers. One of his victims is Rick as he’s teaching his brother to drive. The accident costs his brother his life and leaves Rick in a coma.

To get back, Rick becomes a vigilante that uses an armed pickup truck that can take on any car. He drives at night, making sure drunk drivers are off the roads and that the Skull can be found. He calls in citizen’s arrests but the cops don’t want his help. And the public is divided on whether he’s a help or a hindrance.

Originally airing on February 3, 1986, this film was shot as if it were to be a feature. It also has Nancy Allen as the love interest Susan Neville, who is also a talk show host that allows a Greek chorus of public sentiment to appear in the film. Robert Culp shows up as Lieutenant Frank Mason. Also, look out for 1980’s DJ and “Disco Duck” singer Rick Dees, Stan Shaw (Detective Sapir from The Monster Squad) and Robert Phalen, who played Dr. Terence Wynn in the original Halloween (his role was taken over by Mitch Ryan in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers).

If you’re coming to The Gladiator wanting The Road Warrior, you aren’t going to find it. That said, it’s a tale of one man wanting to avenge his brother’s death, more Frank Castle than Max Rockatansky.

Five of the 1969 Dodge Chargers used in The Gladiator had been General Lee’s from The Dukes of Hazzard. Two of the five survived production and were given to Smith Brothers Restorations by the original show’s stunt coordinator. Even better, John Schneider donated the engine from his General Lee to this restoration process.  

The Gladiator is available on Amazon Prime and TubiTv.

LOST TV WEEK: The Possessed (1977)

Originally airing on May 7, 1977, The Possessed is the kind of movie where you say, “This would be a good series.” That’s because it’s a back door pilot for a show that never happened. I really wish that it would have.

Kevin Leahy (James Farentino) is a Catholic priest who has fallen from his faith. He drunkenly smashes his car and dies, but God sends him back to our world to stop evil.

That divine mission brings him to the Helen Page School, where Ellen Sumner (Claudette Nevins, All the MarblesTuff Turf) is having issues dealing with her daughter Weezie (Ann Dusenberry, Jaws 2) and sister Louise, but soon has an even bigger problem — people and objects like her typewriter are suddenly bursting into flames.

The other schoolgirls play a prank on Weezie and are reprimanded, but soon, the curtains in Weezie’s room are on fire. Oh these bad girls! There’s Lane (Diana Scarwid, Christina from Mommie Dearest!), Alex, Celia (Dinah Manoff, daughter of Lee Grant and the first person to be killed by Chuckie in Child’s Play and also Richard Mulligan’s daughter on Empty Nest) and Marty (P.J. Soles!). Lane is the next to go up in flames at graduation practice, which brings Sergeant Taplinger around, investigating everyone.

There are plenty of subjects and people misbehaving, like Paul Winjam (Harrison Ford!), a teacher who has been romantically involved with Louise and now Weezie. And soon, Paul Leahy comes to help, but Paul soon dies when he catches on fire.

Soon, Louise has gone full Regan, spitting fluids and nails at our priest hero. He puts out her fire, saves her and disappears into a burning pool, one assumes to continue onto another occult adventure that will never happen.

The Possessed is pretty decent, taking it’s time to set up who the killer is and having a hero who really comes off as cold and cynical. It’s worth watching, even if it’s to spot the actor and see plenty of your favorites in early roles.

I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016)

Osgood Perkins is more than the son of Anthony Perkins. Thanks to the film The Blackcoat’s Daughter, he’s announced himself as a force in modern horror. With I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House, he’s invited comparisons to Lynch, Kubrick and Polanski, as well as a review that says that this film is “the most atmospherically faithful adaptation ever of a Shirley Jackson book that never existed.”

Iris Blum (Paula Prentiss!) was once a horror writer, but now she is suffering from dementia, waited on by her live-in nurse Lily Saylor (Rith Wilson from Showtime’s The Affair). They are both alone in a house that was built by a man for his true love, but they both disappeared the day they were married.

Lily’s only contact with the outside world is the manager of Iris’s estate, Mr. Waxcap (Bob Balaban, who you’d know from Christopher Guest comedies or Close Encounters of the Third Kind). As she spends her days and nights caring for her patient, the supernatural slowly takes over her life. Telephones are yanked from her hands, mold slowly grows on the walls and she has visions of that very same black mold infiltrating her body.

Iris will only refer to Lily as Polly, the name of the character in the most famous of her thirteen books, The Lady in the Walls. Lily decides to overcome her averison to Iris’s books and read that tome, learning that Iris may have known Polly, but every vision we see of the girl tells us that she was a bride in 1813 and walked the house blindfolded while her husband watched. That’s when Lily finds the rough draft for the book, in which she learns that Polly was murdered by her husband and stuffed into the very same wall where the mold grows.

Lily tries to discuss the book with her patient, who claims that Polly has betrayed and left her before telling her that even the most pretty things rot. While Lily tries to watch television, Polly’s ghost (Lucy Boynton, The Blackcoat’s Daughter) visits Iris before making sounds throughout the home. Lily investigates, only to see the boards of the walls have been removed. It’s then that she finally sees the ghost face-to-face and dies of a heart attack.

Years later, when a new family moves in, there’s a new pretty thing inside the walls. Now, Lily roams the house.

I’d compare this film to 2017’s A Ghost Story, but with much better pacing. It truly depends on the strength of its actors, who rise to the occasion, to keep the story moving. And the cinematography by Julie Kirkwood (who also worked with Perkins on The Blackcoat’s Daughter) is exquisite, a match of perfect softness and dark doom. I’d definitely recommend this movie to anyone that has the patience to savor its elegiac and languid pace.

You can watch this film exclusively on Netflix.

LOST TV WEEK: Poor Devil (1973)

Sammy Davis Jr. battled racism throughout his career, even from the wings of the stage as his Rat Pack cohorts would call him racist names like smokey.

In an interview with Roots author Arthur Haley in Playboy, the entertainer talked about the first time he came up against his race: in the Army. He was beaten for looking at a white female commanding officer while she was giving him orders, with his body covered with anti-black graffiti and covered in turpentine. That night, as in every night he served, he was still asked to perform for the troops. That’s when Davis learned he’d have to fight to be respected. And once he was in, he’d stay in by any means necessary — even coming off as insincere.

Despite being a member of the Hollywood crowd, Davis still could never be a full member. His romance with white girls like Kim Novak rubbed people the wrong way. And even though he was a large financial supporter of the Civil Rights Movement, he still had a complex relationship with the black community.

For example, he earned plenty of ire when he supported Nixon in 1972. Although he was originally a Democrat and supported JFK in 1960 and RFK in 1968, John F. Kennedy would go on to revoke an inauguration invitation to “Mr. Show Business” because he married white actress May Britt. So maybe his conversion makes sense because Nixon invited him to be the first black guest at the White House.

Once, Jack Benny asked Sammy about his handicap on the golf course. He answered, “Handicap? Talk about a handicap. I’m a one-eyed Negro Jew.”

That said — it’s also believed that Davis was introduced to Anton LaVey’s Church of Satan at an orgy at the nightclub that he owned, The Factory. This also makes sense. There are plenty of stories about how Sammy loved the free-swinging sex scene of the 70s, even learning how to deep throat from the woman who introduced it to the zeitgeist, porn star Linda Lovelace.

Anyways — I could go on about Sammy Davis Jr. He was a fascinating man — who could smoke four packs of cigarettes a day, draw and fire a Colt Single Action Army Revolver in a quarter of a second and was able to both be a parody of himself and parody himself seemingly at the same time. But today, we’re here to discuss a strange TV pilot that Davis was in, one that would lead to him accepting an honorary second-degree membership in the Church of Satan.

Originally airing on February 14, 1973, on NBC, Sammy would star as Sammy in this series pilot. He’s a demon who has screwed up for the last thousand or so years and now wants to succeed and prove himself to his boss Lucifer, who is played by Christopher Lee. If you don’t immediately stop reading this and go watch this show, allow me to share this photo of Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee CBE, CStJ, with a gorgeous head of hair.

To win over his boss, Sammy has to convince Burnett J. Emerson (Jack Klugman!) to sell his soul. In return, he’ll get revenge on his boss (Adam West!) and gain wealth for seven years (and then go to Hell for eternity, which is a lot like Miami, only less humid). 

Davis would flirt with The Church of Satan for some time, painting one fingernail red, wearing the Baphomet medallion and flashing the horns from time to time before dropping out by the mid-1970s (around the time that Anton LaVey went into seclusion).

One wonders where this show would have gone if it had become a weekly series. Would the Devil tempt a new celebrity every week? Would Klugman stick around? Would LaVey make a cameo?

All we have is this pilot, which is filled with Satanic imagery, a lack of a laugh track and plenty of early 1970s strangeness. What a weird time to be alive, one that we’ll never truly comprehend today. Still, if all that came of this was this photo of Davis with LaVey and future Temple of Set leader Michael Aquino, I’ll consider it a success.

LOST TV WEEK: The Norliss Tapes (1973)

Occult investigator Norliss has disappeared, but his legacy lives on in a series of tapes that unfold the gripping narratives of his many escapades, such as his encounter with a widow and her undead artist husband. Originally developed as a series pilot by NBC, it was eventually broadcast as a TV movie on February 21, 1973.

Written by William F. Nolan (Logan’s RunTrilogy of TerrorBurnt Offerings) and produced by Dan Curtis (Dark ShadowsKolchak: The Night StalkerCurse of the Black Widow and pretty much any TV horror you’d see in the 1970s), this was initially entitled Demon.

Sanford Evans, our guide into the mysterious world of David Norliss (Roy Thinnes, Airport 1975, TV’s The Invaders), listens to the tapes that explain Norliss’s sudden disappearance.

A recent case concerned Ellen Cort (Angie Dickinson of TV’s Police Woman), whose husband has come back from the dead. It turns out that before his death from a mysterious disease, he had become involved with Mademoiselle Jeckiel (Vonetta McGee, Blacula), who gave him a scarab that he was buried with. Sheriff Tom Hartley (Claude Atkins!) doesn’t believe any of this, even when James keeps draining the blood of young women and a gallery owner who tries to break into his coffin and take his ring.

Bullets won’t stop the undead man, who’s also created a sculpture made of human blood that will bring the Egyptian deity Sargoth into our world. Our hero, Norliss, is kind of ineffectual, as the undead artist kills Jeckiel, killing Ellen’s sister and raising the demon. He finally stops the monster by setting the studio on fire with everyone inside, the dictionary definition of a pyrrhic victory.

That’s when Evans finishes the tape and wonders if this is Norliss’ last adventure. Nope. There’s another tape, even if the series never happened.  That didn’t stop this TV movie from being aired in syndication and on the CBS Late Movie.