KAIJU DAY MARATHON
To celebrate the March 25 release of Godzilla vs. Kong, we’re going to blow this site up like Anguirus was back in town with at least one kaiju-related post every single hour until we go back to bed at midnight. That’s right — get ready to take deep dives into Kong, Godzilla and all manner of creatures […]
REPOST: The Wonderful Land of Oz (1969)
EDITOR’S NOTE: We watched this Barry Mahon children’s movie — yes, that is totally a thing with more than one example — on August 9, 2019. Despite being born in Bakersfield, CA, Barry Mahon volunteered to be in Britain’s Royal Air Force in 1941, achieving a record of five confirmed kills, two probable and three […]
International Smorgas-Broad (1965)
Man, after a week of solid Barry Mahon movies, my eyes actually hurt. At some point, these movies were the absolute height of sin, but as seen through the haze of 2021, they could mostly play on basic cable during the day. Certainly, there is nothing in here — other than some nudity — that […]
The Story of 8 Girls (1964)
In case my wife reads this and wonders, “Why have you been covering movies like this all week,” it’s because of the juxtaposition of Barry Mahon. He’s a director who could make movies like this that have one minute of plot and sixty some odd moments of photographing women in various stages of undress. But […]
Undercover Cheerleader (2019)
Autumn is a new student in a new school that…yes, has daddy issues and yes…is somehow talented enough to become a top cheerleader with little to no effort. However, she’s also working undercover, as the cheer team needs taken down a peg and the high school newspaper feels like the folk to do the job. […]
The Cheerleader Escort (2019)
This is closer to what I wanted out of a cheerleader movie from this set. Again, a new girl, a new school, an instant admission to a cheerleading team and then, the new girl can no longer afford to go to college, so she gets into a prostitution ring that’s run by her coach and […]
1,000 Shapes of a Female (1963)
Barry Mahon must have been looking for any story he could shape into a narrative to get nude women into a story by 1963. He made so many movies like this, but this installment has some charm, as some of the guys will do anything to appear to be artists and get the attention of […]
REPOST: Musical Mutiny (1970)
EDITOR’S NOTE: Obviously, our love for Barry Mahon did not start this week. Here’s one of his non-nude films that we covered back on July 19, 2020. Barry Mahon is magic. And madness, too. After volunteering for the Canadian Royal Air Force before America entered World War II, then getting shot down, imprisoned and escaping […]
Run Swinger Run! (1967)
Barry Mahon may struggle to make a decent movie at times, but he’s always great at coming up with titles that make me grab his films. This time, he’s telling “the startling story of a girl who would do anything with anybody at anytime.” “A young girl alone…marked for death by the crime syndicate!” “The exciting […]
Donny’s Bar Mitzvah (2021)
Donny Drucker’s 1998 Bar Mitzvah VHS Tape is now available to watch in your home. Yes, see what it was like to be at a party that featured “scandalous affairs, love triangles, spin the bottle and a man with ranch dressing for hands.” What? Written, directed and produced by Jonathan Kaufman, this movie appears to […]
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