Cruel Intentions 3 (2004)
Despite the name, Cruel Intentions 3 has nothing to do with the original film, much less the sequel that was reedited from the canceled series. Instead, it has Kristina Anapau as Cassidy Merteuil, the cousin of the first movie’s Kathryn, who was played by Sarah Michelle Gellar. She’s caught up in the sexual schemes of roommates Jason […]
Cruel Intentions 2 (2001)
They made a Cruel Intentions 2, I hear you say? Baby, they made three of them. This was intended to be the Fox TV series Manchester Prep, a re-imagined prequel to the first film that was canceled before it even made it on the air in 1999. 13 episodes were ordered with original Cruel Intentions director […]
Vegas Vacation (1997)
Vegas Vacation is the first movie in the series not to be a National Lampoon movie or a John Hughes script, although the extent of his work on National Lampoon’s European Vacation was that they took ideas he didn’t use for National Lampoon’s Vacation and had to give him credit. He didn’t like that the series […]
Home Alone 3 (1997)
Directed by Raja Gosnell (Scooby Doo, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Never Been Kissed as well as the editor of the first two movies in this series) and written and produced by John Hughes, this was the first Home Alone movie not to feature actor Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister or director Chris Columbus and composer John Williams. It was […]
A CHRISTMAS STORY: Ollie Hopnoodle’s Haven of Bliss (1988)
This Jean Shepherd story isn’t about a holiday but is about summer vacations. But first, work. Ralphie (Jerry O’Connell), Flick (Cameron Johann) and Schwartz (Ross Eldridge) are working a horrific first career at Scott’s Used Furniture Palace — run by a character played by Shepherd — while dreaming of having a few days off. Before […]
DISMEMBERCEMBER: Home Alone 2 (1992)
EDITOR’S NOTE: This was first on the site on December 16, 2017. This is not the worst Donald Trump movie. That would be Ghosts Can’t Do It. It’s been a year since Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) was left home alone. A year since Harry Lime (Joe Pesci, Casino) and Marv Merchants (Daniel Stern, the voice of […]
American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007)
After The Naked Mile, Erik Stifler (John White) and his cousin Dwight (Steve Talley) are back as Erik finally makes it to college and, well, gets to be in cosplay Animal House. Erik has brought along his friend Mike “Cooze” Coozeman (Jake Siegel) and has already broken up with his girlfriend Tracy, so any of the reason […]
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
The second American Pie direct-to-video film, The Naked Mile is about Erik Stifler (John White), who has been given a pass from his girlfriend Tracy Sterling (Jessy Schram) as he goes to the University of Michigan to visit his cousin Dwight (Steve Talley) and take part in the Naked Mile, a party that involves people, well, running a mile naked […]
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