APRIL MOVIE THON 3: Mother of Tears (2007)

April 16: Get Me Another — A sequel.

I love Dario Argento. Love his movies. Have his book. A coffee mug from his shop Profundo Russo is in my office. I’ve watched all of his films so many times I can act them out without a script.

But man, Mother of Tears.

Also known as La Terza (The Third Mother); Mater Lachrymarum, The Third Mother and Mother of Tears: The Third Mother, this is the third movie in the cycle of The Three Mothers. The Three Mothers come from “Levana and Our Ladies of Sorrow”, a section of Thomas de Quincey’s Suspiria de Profundis. Just as there are three Fates and Graces, there are also three Sorrows: Mater Lachrymarum (Our Lady of Tears), Mater Suspiriorum (Our Lady of Sighs) and Mater Tenebrarum (Our Lady of Darkness).

Starting with Suspiria and continuing with Inferno, these are the stories of the three ancient witches who are close to ruling our world. At the beginning of the 11th century, they started of witchcraft as they rose from the Black Sea, making their way across countries, making money and gaining power as they kill everyone around them.

In the late 19th century, the Three Mothers had E. Varelli, an Italian architect based in London, design and construct three buildings for them to conduct their magic. The architect learned too late that they were evil and the places he made have become so corrupted by their evil that the very land around them is cursed.

The first of the mothers is Mater Suspiriorum, the Mother of Sighs, the Black Queen Helena Markos of Suspiria. After writing a series of books on the dark occult arts, Markos started the Tanz Akademie outside the Black Forest. As her power and wealth increased, the locals began to suspect her, so she faked her own death in a fire and passed control to the dance school to her greatest student, who was also Helena Markos.

The second mother is Mater Tenebrarum, the Mother of Darkness, is the youngest and cruelest of the Three Mothers and the main antagonist in Inferno. Her home is in New York City where she keeps E. Varelli as her slave.

This brings us to The Mother of Tears, as the other two Mothers have died as their homes burned. Before Suspiria, Elisa Mandy (Daria Nicolodi) battles Markos, who killed her and her husband. This left Mater Suspiriorum “a shell of her former self.” This movie is about Elisa’s daughter Sarah Mandy (Asia Argento) and her battles with Mater Lachrymarum in Rome.

Mater Lachrymarum, the Mother of Tears, Palazzo Varelli.is the most beautiful and powerful of the Three Mothers. We first saw her in Inferno as she attempted to use her magic on Mark Elliot as he studied music in Rome.

Directed and written by Dario Argento (along with Jace Anderson and Adam Gierasch), this begins with the Catholic Church finding a magical runic that increases the powers of Mater Lachrymarum. It is sent to the Museum of Ancient Art in Rome, where Sarah (Asia Argento) and her boyfriend Michael Pierce (Adam James) work. Sarah discovers the tunic, along with Giselle (Coralina Cataldi-Tassoni) when they are attacked by the followers of the Third Mother. Sarah only survives thanks to a voice in her head.

Mass suicides, murder and insanity take over Rome, as Michael is killed, his son is eaten by witches and the coven plans on doing the same to Sarah. After being followed by Detective Enzo Marchi (Cristian Solimeno), Sarah learns that she has power and the guidance of her mother, which helps her to bring the entire plan and building down on the final of the Three Mothers.

Why did this movie take so long to be made? In 1984, Nicolodi claimed that she are Argento had written a script. That script was not used and neither was a 2004 script that Dario wrote. When the movie was finally made, its distributor, Medusa Film, asked for the film’s sex and violence to be edited.

Critics were not kind — they never are to Argento — and he said, “…the critics don’t understand very well. But critics are not important – absolutely not important. Because now audiences don’t believe anymore in critics. Many years ago critics wrote long articles about films. Now in seven lines they are finished: ‘The story is this. The actor is this. The color is good.””

I’m honestly not sure how I feel about this movie. Sure, it goes for it and goes even further. But nearly everything Argento has made since, well, forever feels like it doesn’t have his heart in it. It doesn’t mean that I always hate what I watch but it makes me sad. The inventive camera work, the shock of what will happen next, the look and feel are gone, replaced by something else. As to whether or not that’s good, well…it’s different. It’s something I think about all the time.

To be honest, I kind of prefer Luigi Cozzi’s The Black Cat, which is an unofficial sequel to Suspiria and Inferno about a director making his own sequel to those movies and being cursed by the actual witches. It’s also a total mess but it feels like Cozzi is in love with making it which is what I look for when I need to see something go off the rails.

You can watch this on Tubi.

UNEARTHED FILMS BLU RAY RELEASE: August Underground: Penance (2007)

In the third film in the trilogy, Peter Mountain (Fred Vogel, who directed, wrote and shot this) and his girlfriend Crusty (Cristie Whiles) keep on killing on video, but now the footage is more high definition and you can see more of it.

Made in Pittsburgh, Penance has fireworks in it, so you know that it’s definitely made by yinzers. It also has numerous gut wrenching murders that are not made to look pretty but to look as real as possible. You may not be into that. You also may and well, I guess this is the extreme movie that you’re looking for.

It has everything from racing ATVs and seeing bands to killing an entire family, feeding a deer to a lion, beating people with hammers and cutting babies out of pregnant women. It also has its two leads basically having nervous breakdowns as they commit these horrific acts.

There’s an audience for this. It’s not me.

The Unearthed blu ray of this film has new audio commentary with Jerami Cruise, Shelby Vogel, Fred Vogel, and Ultra Violent Magazine‘s Art Ettinger, several new interview with Fred Vogels and others, older audio commentary by Toetag and Vogel, Disemboweled: Behind the Bile Documentary, extended and deleted scenes, music videos, trailers and more. You can get it from MVD.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 30: A Slit-Mouthed Woman (2007)

October 30: A Horror Film Directed by Koji Shiraishi

This is based on the Japanese urban legend known as Kuchisake-onna. She was a woman who missed her samurai husband while he was away at war and began to sleep with other men. When he returned and learned of how she was stepping beyond the bounds of their marriage, he sliced her face. She came back from the dead as an onryo who covered her face and appeared to people, asking if she was beautiful. If they answered no, they died. If they said yes, she removed her mask and asked again. Now, if they say no, they will die. If they say yes? They will be given a face like hers.

This legend dates back to Japan’s Edo period but came back in the late 1970s, when rumors of her reappearance led to children needing to be walked home by parents from school.

In this movie, rumors of Kuchisake-onna have spread through a small town. School teacher Noboru Matsuzaki (Haruhiko Kato) hears a voice asking “Am I pretty?” while students begin to disappear. One of the students, Mika (Rie Kuwana) doesn’t want to go home to her abusive mother (Chiharu Kawai). The teacher she tells this to, Kyoko Yamashita (Eriko Sato) has lost her daughter to her ex-husband. She hesitates in dealing with Mika and the girls runs away, meeting Kuchisake-onna.

Noboru and Kyoko start to look for the missing children and learn that Kuchisake-onna can possess other women. That’s when Noboru reveals that a woman in a photograph who may be the evil demon is actually his mother Taeko Matsuzaki. She used to abuse him until one day she disappeared. Later, she came to him and asked him to kill her. He slit his mother’s mouth and stabbed her, then dressed her body up in a coat and mask, and hid it in the closet. He thought that would stop the demon but it has only led to decades of possession and torment for women and children.

Directed by Kōji Shiraishi, who wrote the movie with Naoyuki Yokota, this followed his movie Noroi: The Curse.

VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: Island of the Living Dead (2007)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Did you know that Visual Vengeance has a ton of movies on Tubi? It’s true. Check out this Letterboxd list and look for reviews as new movies get added. You can find this movie on Tubi.

When the rest of the world makes zombie movies that are either boring or sub-Troma winks at the camera filled with humor that breaks the tension, Bruno Mattei remains single-mindedly devoted to making the kind of undead movies that made me love the genre.

In short, in the sad world we find ourselves in where zombies have become boring, Bruno Mattei alone reminds us that these kinds of movies can remain incredibly fun.

After a team of adventurers loses their gold, they go through a fog bank and end up on an island of the living dead. There, nearly everyone dies as they’re pursued by shambling, blood puking monsters that never stop. Oh yeah, there’s also another higher caste of zombies that act like a cross between the Blind Dead and vampires, hypnotizing unwilling victims into becoming their thralls, even if they have to charm them with flutes!

I’ve come away from Mattei’s late period — he made this movie a year before his death — digital video films with great fondness, particularly for Yvette Yzon, who has taken over for Laura Gemser in his movies, starring in this, Zombies: The BeginningThe Jail: Women’s HellA Shudder on the Skin and two Segreti di Donna films for Mattei.

Here, she’s Sharon, not only the final girl but the Lara Croft of this story. The rest of her crew is pretty worthless, except for Snoopy, who gets his name by always wearing a Snoopy t-shirt. This is an astonishing choice for a zombie film and one that I applaud. He’s played by Jim Gaines, who has been in plenty of Mattei films like RobowarZombie 4Strike Commando and even shows up in The One-Armed Executioner.

Want an even better name? The leader of the ship is Captain Kirk (Gaetano Russo, The Killer Reserved Nine Seats and Trhauma, which he wrote)!

Screenwriter Antonio Tentori has been there for the dark night of the soul that aging Italian horror filmmakers must endure, being the scribe for everything from Argento’s Dracula 3D to Fulci’s Cat in the Brain and D’Amato’s Frankenstein 2000.

Only Sharon survives, but it appears that she becomes a zombie. No worry — she comes back perfectly healthy in the sequel, Zombies: The Beginning. Yes, only Mattei would name the second movie — or third, if this is in the same universe as Hell of the Living Dead — with a title like Zombies: The Beginning.

What are we to think of a movie that has not only the Necronomicon but also the De Vermis Mysteriis and the Cask of Amontillado? A film willing to rip off The Fog, Night of the Living Dead, Ghost Ship, Fulci’s eyeball scene in Zombi, the Blind Dead movies and even Mattei’s own Hell of the Living Dead? A movie that outright steals footage from The 13th Warrior, Interview with the Vampire, Deep Rising and House of the Dead?

We are to celebrate it. Thank you, Bruno Mattei, for always making it cheap, gross and upsetting, but never ever boring. The spirit and flame of 1980s Italian horror was kept alive by you longer than anyone.

2023 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 24: The Mist (2007)

24. STOP AND CHOP: The supermarket just became a shop of horrors! Cleanup on aisle 24.

It’s been a depressing last few weeks, so I figured I’d watch a movie and why did I watch this? Seriously, has there ever been a movie that has a bigger downer? Spoilers all over this one, because wow, this movie.

Based on the novella by Stephen King, The Mist has a different ending than the one King wrote. Frank Darabont, who directed and wrote this, is one dark person.

David Drayton (Thomas Jane), his wife Stephanie (Kelly Collins Lintz) and their eight-year-old son Billy (Nathan Gamble) have had their home hit by a major storm. David takes Billy to get supplies and brings along his neighbor Brent Norton (Andre Braugher). As they shop for food, Dan Miller (Jeffrey DeMunn) bursts into the storm claiming that there’s something inside the mist. Managers  Ollie Weeks (Toby Jones) and Bud Brown (Robert Treveiler) locked everyone inside the store as it becomes covered by the foggy cloud.

When the generator breaks down, a bag boy (Chris Owen) tries to go outside and is killed by whatever is out there. This scene points out the issues in town between the educated like David and the locals who have lived there their whole lives like Jim Grondin (William Sadler). They bully the young kid until he’s nearly forced to go outside.

David wants to get everyone to fortify the grocery store but Brent wants to go get help. He refuses to believe that there are creatures outside. He also becomes close with Amanda Dunfrey (Laurie Holden) and Irene Reppler (Frances Sternhagen) as they struggle to deal with the religious Mrs. Carmody (Marcia Gay Harden) who has started to preach and gain followers. She thinks that this is the end of the world which is not easy on anyone, particularly when reptilian creatures invade the store and as everyone fights them off, one of them is burned alive and multiple people die, which only strengthens the Carmody’s influence.

Private Wayne Jessup (Sam Witwer) reveals that the local military was opening new dimensions and these creatures emerged. Carmody and her followers beat and stab him, sending him outside to be killed. This finally makes David realize that they have to leave, just as the demand to sacrifice Amanda and Billy is shouted. Ollie shoots Carmody and the group allows them to leave, but in the confusion multiple people are killed by the monsters.

David, Billy, Amanda, Irene and Dan make it to a car and leave, but no one else is alive. David’s house is destroyed and his wife is long dead. Once they run out of gas, everyone decides to use the bullets in the gun to kill themselves. David is the only one left, having shot his own son, when the military arrives with survivors — including a woman who ran away from the grocery store — and starts to restore order and kill the monsters. David realizes that he killed his son and led everyone else to their death for no reason.

King loved the ending: “The ending is such a jolt—wham! It’s frightening. But people who go to see a horror movie don’t necessarily want to be sent out with a Pollyanna ending.”

There’s a lot of Night of the Living Dead in this movie. While Ben is the hero of that movie, the truth is that Harry had the right plan. You’re just supposed to root for the hero and think that they have it all figured out and will survive. David does survive but at a cost much worse than if he died. He must think about what happened for the rest of his life now. That’s darker than almost any other horror film ever.

2023 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 18: Mil Mascaras vs. the Aztec Mummy (2007)

18. CAN YOU DIG IT?: Archeology turns up the darndest things…

An Aztec mummy (Jeffrey Uhlmann, an American research scientist whose work is concentrated on the linear quadratic estimation; he also wrote this movie) is brought back by a human sacrificed and given a jeweled staff that can control minds thanks to the hallucinogenic powers of Aztec mushrooms. He also has twin witches (Gwenda Perez) to help him dominate humanity.

Jeff Burr shot about two weeks of this film before leaving — he’s credited as Andrew Quint — and the movie was finished by Uhlmann’s fellow University of Missouri professor Chip Gubera.

This movie is so respectful of Mascaras — it says that he has “the mind of a scientist, the soul of an artist, the body of a great athlete, and yet there’s something more about him. Something that separates him from other men.” This also throws everything lucha movies should have against our hero. Beyond just the mummy, we get a robot, vampire women and zombies.

But even better, it has the President of the U.S. be played by Richard Lynch and at that point, this movie had me in its headlock. It tops that by giving us a tag match between El Hijo del Santo and Mil against two rudos that is judged by PJ Soles and Harley Race and then, Mil gets help against the zombies from Blue Demon Jr., Dos Caras, Neutron and Huracán Ramírez, Jr.

This movie is amazing. It doesn’t make fun of its subject and at the same time it doesn’t get ultra serious. It’s a perfect way of making a lucha film that works, even in the 2000s.

THE FILMS OF BRIAN DE PALMA: Redacted (2007)

Brian De Palma does not shy away from showing the dark side of war. In the same way that he looked at Vietnam with Casualties of WarRedacted is about the 2006 Mahmudiyah killings in Iraq where U.S. Army soldiers raped an Iraqi girl and murdered her along with her family.

PFC Angel “Sally” Salazar (Izzy Diaz) is an aspiring filmmaker who has joined the Army to save money for film school. He uses his camera to shoot the real moments that he sees as a soldier in the hopes of using his film, Tell Me No Lies, for his application. Two of his fellow platoon members, PFC Reno Flake (Daniel Stewart Sherman) and SPC B.B. Rush (Patrick Carroll), lose all control after the death of MSG James Sweet (Ty Jones), a military officer who has kept them in check on this tour.

While Salazr is filming, a French documentary crew is also embedded with the soldiers and making a movie called Barrage. During a traditional sweep, Flake misinterprets a man driving his pregnant sister to the hospital as an attack and strafes their car, killing her. He tells Salazar’s camera that it felt the same as gutting a fish.

After Sweey’s death, Flake and Rush decide that they want revenge. Specialist Lawyer McCoy (Rob Devaney) follows them in the hopes of stopping them while Salazar films everything. They find an Iraqi girl named Farrah (Zahra Zubaidi) who they rape and murder, then kill her family before setting his body on fire. McCoy, forced out under threat of death, decides to report the incident with the Criminal Investigation Division (CID). At the same time, Salazar starts to lose his mind. He’s so distracted one day and kidnapped by insurgents who videotape his death by beheading in revenge for Farrah’s rape and murder.

After returning home, McCoy is at a bar with his wife when he is asked to tell them a war story. This movie is what he tells them.

This movie was as controversial as you’d imagine, with critics like Michael Medved saying, “It could be the worst movie I’ve ever seen.” It also may have led to Arid Uka killing two U.S. airmen at the Frankfurt Airport after watching a clip of this movie and thinking it was true.

MVD BLU RAY RELEASE: Redline (2007)

Redline was the working title of The Fast and the Furious, a movie that definitely — alright, totally — inspired this movie.

The controversy around the film may be a bigger story than the movie, as it was produced by Daniel Sadek, who also wrote this movie.

Sadek dropped out of school in Lebanon in the third grade and worked in gas stations and car dealerships when he made it to the U.S. He noticed all the most expensive cars at his job at Fletcher Jones Mercedes Bentz were being bought by people in the real estate market, so he went into the field. By 2007, his Quick Loan Funding had approved US$4 billion in subprime mortgages, and he was making $5 million a month.

What do you do with that kind of money?

You gamble. You buy a lot of homes. You buy a lot of cars. You make vanity productions where your cars get destroyed on film.

Sadek funded this movie with subprime loans issued by his company, which closed its doors after the subprime mortgage crisis. Then, in late 2008, his lending and escrow license was revoked by the California Department of Corporations.

Vanity Fair listed Sadek at number 86 in their 100 to Blame for the economic crisis. They called him “Predator Zero in the subprime-mortgage game.” He declared bankruptcy and owed millions to all sorts of folks.

Of course, banks get bought out but those caught in the savings and loan crisis, the people like you and me, well…

We don’t get cars like this.

On the streets of Los Angeles and Las Vegas, daredevil drivers race the world’s most exotic cars with gangster Michael D’Orazio (Angus Macfadyen), hip hop producer Infamous (Eddie Griffith), Hollywood producer Jerry Brecken (Tim Matheson) and Chinese businessman Marcus Cheng (Michael Hagiwara) making bets in the millions.

The racers include gorgeous auto mechanic, driver and rock star Natasha Martin (Nadia Bjorlin, who engaged to Sadek at the time this was made) in a Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren and Carlo (Nathan Phillips), who is trying to keep his brother Jason (Jesse Johnson) away from their Uncle Michael (yes, the mob guy). Everyone has all sorts of side bets and Uncle Michael also wants Natasha for himself. But first, Jason tries to race and his Lamborghini Diablo ends up in flames.

The best part of this movie is the stunts and the driving. It was directed by stuntman and fight choreographer Andy Cheng (a former member of Jackie Chan’s stunt team) and has cinematography by Bill Butler (JawsLipstickGrease), so it looks awesome while the cars are on the road.

One more bit of Sadek: he loaned an Enzo, just like the one in Redline, to Eddie Griffin for a charity race. Griffin lost control of the Enzo and crashed into a concrete barrier, totaling the car but not being injured. That was another $300,000 dollars lost. Sadek had to sell all of his cars not long after this movie, including all of the ones used on screen.

That Koenigsegg CCX that shows up at the end? It has a 4.7 liter twin-supercharged V8, 806 horsepower and can hit more than 245 mph.

The MVD blu ray release of Redline also has a making of feature, a video of the cast at the L.A. Auto Show — where the Porsche Carrera GT that Sadek gave to be crashed in the movie was shown — and a trailer. You can get it from MVD.

JEAN ROLLIN-UARY: La nuit des horloges (2007)

Ovidie, who stars in this film, was a “very active militant feminist” when she started her adult career. At first, she thought that porn was filled with injustice for women but was shocked by how the women were powerful sexual beings. Seeing how that worked with her feminist ideals, she started acting and said, “I am interested in these sort of experiences not just because I am perverse, which as you have seen I can be when I want to be. No, it’s because not everyone can achieve them.” After a year as a performer, she started directing movies by women for women, just like the adult store that she owns, as well as crossing over to mainstream in movies like All About Anna, in which she performed explicit and unsimulated oral sex on mainstream actress/singer Gry Bay.

That’s who Jean Rollin picked to play Isabelle, the heroine of his next to last film and this makes sense, so much sense, as so much of his work has been about the juxtaposition and duality of the virginal and the sexual. He’s a man who strove to make fairy tales about vampires, castles and beaches and yet had to pay for them by changing his name and directing dirty movies. Yet no matter what he makes, there they exist, the innocent and the profane.

Isabelle has inherited a home from her uncle, who was a writer and filmmaker. Within that home, she discovers the lost memories of a dead man, a place forever haunted by not only his characters and fantasies but the movies and moments of Rollin.

So while this has a title that means The Night of the Clocks and that sounds vaguely Italian, you should also know that this is Rollin’s very own Cat In the Brain as he brings back the people and times and memories of a man who at the age of seventy is looking back at the struggles of attempting to create myth that can last.

So Ovidie steps into the shoes of Brigitte Lahaie, another actress that Rollin took from adult and found his perfect woman and then brings back so many images and feelings and yet also has so many new things, like the wax sculptures that show how the body decays, surely a fact that was weighing on him. Indeed, Rollin had but three years left on Earth when he made this movie. And that wax museum was to be all that he was to film, but he was so inspired when he saw it that this film came from it, financed all with his own money.

Between the moment when the clock coffin catches on fire and realizing that this was shot in the same cemetery as The Iron Rose, not to mention how much fun everyone seems to be having, I have to confess tearing up a few times. It’s disconcerting to watch someone’s entire film output within just a few days and then have this resolution, although Rollin would make one more movie. I have no idea what the word for this emotion is. It’s sadness mixed with happiness that it happened. Maybe it’s just life.

Il nascondiglio (2007)

Italian directors in America is one of my favorite subgenres, so imagine my joy at discovered that Pupi Averti made this haunted house giallo in Davenport, IA and the Warner Castle in Orion, IL.

Francesca Sainati (Laura Morante) moved to Iowa 15 years ago to open her own restaurant, but after the suicide death of her husband, she’s struggled at even being able to live a normal life, spending some time in an asylum. Now, as she attempts to open a second business, she learns of a fifty-year-old murder conspiracy.

Beyond its Italian cast — Giovanni Lombardo Radice and Sydne Rome (Some Girls DoThe Pumaman) made the trip to America — this also stars Treat Williams, Burt Young and Rita Tushingham, who played the grandmother in modern giallo Last Night In Soho and was also in Doctor Zhivago). A warning, however. Nearly every line in this movie is whispered, as if this were proto-ASMR. And there are also two orphans that have somehow — and this is a major spoiler, mind you — who stayed alive by drinking rainwater and eating rats within the walls of the decaying mansion where Francesca thinks people are going to come and eat. I mean, half of restaurants go out of business in the first year and she’s going to open hers in a place called Snake Castle?

While not a perfect film, Averti made The House With the Laughing Windows, so I will watch anything that he directs. And hey — it has a score by Riz Ortolani!