The Eden Formula (2006)
Oh no, this is really Carnosaur 6. Dr. Harrison Parker (Jeff Fahey) has created the Eden Formula, which can reproduce organisms and cure diseases. Instead of helping people, the other scientists in his company have decided to reanimate a dinosaur to impress stockholders, which really proves that this movie is realistic because I can totally see […]
Raptor (2001)
Directed by Jim Wynorski, produced by Roger Corman and starring Eric Roberts and Corbin Bernsen, all based around the footage from the Carnosaur movies and new reaction shots? Man, if a movie has been made for the purpose of ending up on this site, it’s Raptor, which may as well be Carnosaur 4. Sheriff Jim Tanner (Roberts, who […]
Carnosaur 3: Primal Species (1996)
Some terrorists think they’re stealing uranium. Nope, it’s frozen dinosaurs. Some cops think they’re going after drug dealers. Nope, they find dead terrorists and then get killed by two velociraptors and a Tyrannosaurus Rex. As for you, you’re here for the third Carnosaur movie, one that stars Scott Valentine, who went from being Nick Moore on Family […]
Carnosaur 2 (1995)
This movie went into production before Carnosaur was even done. That’s how it works in Corman world, because this was going to be a big direct to video success. It’s still Aliens with dinosaurs and ends the same way as the first one, as a T. Rex battles a forklift. What starts as a nuclear meltdown turns […]
The Prophecy: Forsaken (2005)
Following the events of The Prophecy: Uprising, Allison (Kari Wuhrer) continues his mission of protecting the book that writes itself, the Lexicon, as it predicts the war in Heaven and the name of the Antichrist. Now, Stark (Tony Todd) is leading renegade angels called Thrones to get the book while Allison is assisted by Dylan […]
The Prophecy: Uprising (2005)
There’s no Christopher Walken, but would you perhaps like Doug Bradley, Sean Pertwee, and Kari Wuhrer instead? No? Oh well… Joel Soisson, who produced the last films in this series and wrote the third one, both wrote and directed this one. And much like every movie made in the 2000s that was a horror sequel, […]
Ten holiday movies (2021 edition)
Well, we skipped last year when we did our list of Christmas movies to ruin the holiday. Sure, we gave you ten in 2018 and ten in 2019 — as well as a Letterboxd list of seasonal sleaze — but let’s see what we can do this year. 1. Two Front Teeth: Clausferantu — a demonic vampire […]
The Prophecy 3: The Ascent (2000)
Joel Soisson didn’t just produce this one, he also wrote it, and worked with director Patrick Lussier (Dracula 2000, Drive Angry) to wrap up the trilogy of The Prophecy but yeah, there were two more movies to go. That said, this does a fine job of changing things up, as now Gabriel (Christopher Walken) is protecting the half-human, […]
Porky’s Pimpin’ Pee Wee (2009)
Porky’s was a big deal in the 80s, a time before easy access to pornography. Because while that movie is set in the 50s, it delivers on what it promises: female nudity and plenty of it. And sure, in 1994 it seemed like it took ten minutes to download a photo online, but the hose […]
The Prophecy II (1998)
Nothing succeeds like success. So when The Prophecy did well, that meant that not just one but four more movies would follow. And sure, the cast isn’t as good, but Jennifer Beals plays a nurse who gets instantly pregnant with a nephilim baby thanks to a rebel angel moonlighting as a rock star, as well as a young […]
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