SPECIAL REPORT: My trip to the home of Twilight
“In the state of Washington, under a near constant cover of clouds and rain, there’s a small town named Forks. Population, 3,120 people. This is where I’m moving.” That’s what Bella Swan said when her mother hooked up with a minor league baseball pitcher and she ended up going across the country to live with […]
EVEN MORE FUCKED UP FUTURES: Stryker (1983)
After the end of the world, water is in short supply. One woman has the key to the last fresh water on Earth, which is guarded by Amazons. She gets taken and tortured by an army of road warriors and only one man can save her. Stryker! Cirio H. Santiago! Hello, old friend! We’ve watched so many of your movies, […]
Upgrade (2018)
Grey Trace is a man out of time. He’d rather stay in his garage and work on old school combustion engines while the rest of the world wants electric cars that drive themselves. As more and more people are augmenting their human bodies with computers — like the work his wife Asha does for Cobolt — […]
Hitler Lives! (2017)
Hitler didn’t die, but after World War II he was taken to Antarctica. However, plans fell apart and now his decaying zombie body is being kept in Adelaide, Australia while Dr. Josef Mengele prepares an alien-infused immortality serum for the Fuhrer. If you haven’t stopped been offended or stopped reading this by now, then you’re the audience for Hitler Lives! While […]
EVEN MORE FUCKED UP FUTURES: Mad Warrior (1984)
Remember when I said, we’ll get to the sequel to W Is War in the future? The future is now. And in this future, everyone will ride a tricycle with armor and flames all over it. After World War III, the planet is destroyed. But on an island in the Pacific, some survive in a fortified […]
The Baby (1973)
I love having people over to our house to watch movies. However, some folks don’t get to watch the really strange films in our collection. They have to make it through a test to see if they can hang. I’ve had the misfortune of trying to explain Beyond the Valley of the Dolls to people and get […]
Liquid Sky (1982)
An alien is hovering in the sky above New York City, extracting the endorphins produced by the brain when an orgasm occurs. With each happy ending, someone is murdered, all so the alien can use that energy for…well, I’m not really sure. There’s also plenty of drugs, punk rock, synthesizers, fashion shows and face paint. […]
EVEN MORE FUCKED UP FUTURES: W is War (1983)
The Weapons of Death, The Vehicles of Destruction, The Army of Terror… Together they spread their evil across the land! But then there was…W! I can honestly tell you that while I’ve watched hundreds of Mad Max rip offs, I have never seen a movie like this one. This is the pure bad movie drug that […]
Assassination Nation (2018)
Assassination Nation has no idea what kind of movie that it wants to be. It’s the kind of film that wants to desperately wants and needs to be important, to provoke you with sex and violence and provocative themes while at the same time giving you a list of potential trigger warnings before the story […]
EVEN MORE FUCKED UP FUTURES: Molly (2017)
We’ve spent plenty of time learning how the Australians and Italians see the end of the world in cinema on this site. But have you ever wondered how the Dutch envision the world post-apocalypse? Wonder no longer — Molly is here. Our titular heroine (Julia Batelaan) has incredible fighting skills — owing as much to her […]
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