CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Evil Eye (1963)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Evil Eye was first on Chiller Theater on Saturday, August 14, 1971 at 11:30 p.m.

Mario Bava is a genius. This is the root of all giallo before The Bird with the Crystal Plumage and it stars John Saxon as Dr. Marcello Bassi and Leticia Roman as Nora Davis, a young girl who travels to Rome only to witness murder after murder. No one believes her because there’s no corpse. And it only gets worse for her.

Nora was in Rome to help her sickly aunt, who dies the first night that she’s in the city. After walking to a hospital to alert Bazzi, Nora is mugged. When she awakens, she watches a man pull a knife from a woman’s back. The police think she’s an alcoholic and send her to a sanitarium, where she’s rescued by Bazzi.

One of her aunt’s friends, Laura (Valentina Cortese), goes on vacation, allowing Laura to stay in her home. But our detective fiction-obsessed heroine can’t resist snooping, finding a series of articles about a serial killer that the press is calling the Alphabet Killer, as he or she kills in alphabetic order. The last murdered person was Laura’s sister, but that was ten years ago. That’s when the phone rings and a voice tells her that “D is for death” and that she will be the next victim.

Nora begins to fall from the doctor and after they tour the city, she gets a phone call that leads them to an empty room with a recorded message telling her to leave the city if she wants to live.

The giallo conventions that we know and love originate here: a foreigner who can’t remember every detail of a murder, now in danger from the killer and unable to be helped by the police, causing them to turn to their own detective skills. Red herrings abound. And the killer seems to be one person, only for their identity to come out just before the end of the film. What is missing are the more psychosexual and high fashion parts of the genre, but don’t worry. They’ll soon show up in force.

The film was the least commercially successful picture of Bava’s career, as giallo films didn’t find favor until Argento’s 1970s efforts. It was released in the United States by American International Pictures as Evil Eye, part of a double bill with Black Sabbath. This version features a different score and more of an emphasis on comedy.

You can watch this movie on Shudder.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Night of the Sorcerers (1974)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Night of the Sorcerers was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, February 9, 1980 at 1 a.m.

Back in 1910, native sorcerers stole a woman and attempted to sacrifice a woman under the full moon, but not before whipping her because this is Eurohorror, but soldiers stop them before they can chop her head off. However, a demon has possessed the woman, so the bad guys — are they the bad guys, this is colonialism against indigenous people? — win.

Many years later, Professor Jonathan Grant (Jack Taylor, who else) leads a safari investigating where all the elephants in West Africa have gone, bringing along two white blonde women (of course) named Elisabeth (Maria Kosti, A Dragonfly for Each Corpse) and Carol (Loli Tovar, The Legend of Blood Castle), as well as Tunika (Kali Hansa, Demon Witch Child) and the studly Rod Carter (Simón Andreu). They soon find where the natives we saw earlier conducted their occult rites and Carol decides that this would be a good place to take photos and then they all make the worse decision to camp there.

That woman that was nearly killed and possessed before, you know, Bárbara Rey from The Ghost Galleon? She’s been waiting for something just like this and can bring back the old sorcerers and they all chop off Carol’s head. I mean, they whip her first, but you knew that, right?

Now she goes from headless rich girl photographer to leopard skin-wearing vampire and soon, she and the original vampire woman are killing everyone, including Liz, who was dumb enough to take sleeping pills in the middle of all this insanity. Day for night slow motion leopard print insanity, mind you.

Sacrificial rites turn normal women into leopard vampires. There aren’t enough kind words to say about this, one of the many wonderful movies in the Nightmare Theater package.

You can watch this on Tubi.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 9: The Old Dark House (1963)

October 9: A Black and White Comedic Horror Film that takes place in an Old Dark House

A remake of the 1932 Universal movie, The Old Dark House doesn’t have a gimmick. It does have animated credits by Charles Addams and is the only movie that Castle made with Hammer. Both were making a remake at the same time and decided to just work on one movie. Sadly, the reserved Hammer wasn’t one for the insane marketing tools of Castle, which may be why he never mentioned this movie in his biography.

While it was released in color in the UK, America only got it in black and white. Most people like it better that way.

Tom Penderel (Tom Posted) is a car salesman and a fish out of water. He’s a U.S. citizen pretty much lost in England, delivering a car to an old mansion for his roommate Casper (Peter Bull). The car gets damaged in a storm and he has to go inside, only to discover that Casper is dead and his family — twin Jasper (also Peter Bull), ark carpenter Uncle Potiphar (Mervyn Johns), Cecily (Janette Scott), Roderick (Robert Morley), Agatha (Joyce Grenfell) and Morgana (Fenella Fielding) — invites him to stay.

They all have to remain in the mansion or lose their share of the inheritance, which increases as one of them dies every hour. Of course, one of them is the killer.

If you feel like you’ve been at this castle before and it was raining, that’s because the outside is Oakley Court from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The song that plays in the credits of that movie, “Science Fiction Double Feature,” references one of the cast members of this movie: “And I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills…”

You can watch it on YouTube.

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 9: Imitation of Life (1959)

9. PASSES LIKE MOLASSES: One with a looooong death/dying sequence.

My grandmother loved this movie. Whenever she would hear about how many movies I watched, she always said that I should watch more movies like Imitation of Life. My grandmother is a few years gone now and I remember that very early in my life, she pulled me aside and told me that this would be our last holiday together. I cried for days and days, worried that after all the gifts that she would be dead. Instead, she lived. And the next year, she did the same thing and my brother reacted like I did. After a few years, we realized that she would tell us this every year or her other Christmas idea, the thought that this year, we would have to cancel the season. I have no idea why Christmas was canceled, but it was often because of something my grandfather — who worked triple holiday shifts to pay for it — had done. To be fair, he drunkenly knocked the tree down every year. But after several more years of canceling the birth of the Christ child, she finally either quit doing this or we just laughed it off.

Decades later, I was picking her up — our tradition, I’d come to town later than everyone else and always pick her up whenever she was ready to be around the rest of the family — and she said to me, “You know, this is out last Christmas together.”

I looked her in the eye and said, “Grandma, that was in 1977, and you’ve told me that every year since.”

“I have,” she said, as she looked out the window and started to laugh.

Anyways, that should explain to you why this is my grandmother’s favorite movie, because she lived to be in her 90s on a diet of Coca-Cola and chocolate. Never any real food. She fell off the couch twice in the same week, cleaning the curtains, and went through a table like a pro wrestler and got up and did it again. Once, she was trying to find something under the bed and used a lit match to look. This was in like 2018, I kid you not. And man, did she like emotional drama and gossip. She still had a scanner and CB radio in her home and absolutely loved Facebook, having two accounts so she could keep up on the small town I grew up in. She had subscriptions to the National Enquirer, the Star, the Examiner and Globe, so my love of scandal and sleaze probably came from her.

I can see what she loved about Imitation of Life.

I mean, first off, Lora Meredith (Lana Turner, who had her own scandal, as her daughter Cheryl stabbed her boyfriend Johnny Stampano in the stomach to save her from a beating; Sean Connery also knocked a gun out of the gangster’s hand on the set of Another Time, Another Place) is a single mom who cares more about being a star than raising her daughter Susie (Terry Burnham as a young girl, Sandra Dee when she grows up). She loses her at Coney Island and the girl is saved by Steve Archer (John Gavin) who will forever be her friend-zoned man, always saving the day to the point that her daughter will realize what she hasn’t and grow up to love him like a woman should love a man, even if it’s kind of incestuous and Steve is too much of a good person to give in to an attractive 16-year-old Sandra Dee but hey, I’d take a 38-year-old Lana Turned over that anyway.

Lora and Steve find Susie with Annie Johnson (Juanita Moore) and her daughter Sarah Jane (Karin Dicker as a kid, Susan Kohner as a grown woman). To pay her back, Lora takes in this single woman and her daughter, which seems like a kindness, but she’s really getting a free person to take care of her daughter while she acts in the plays of her boyfriend David Edwards (Dan O’Herlihy, yes, the same man who would dominate Old Detroit and the mask and novelty industry as the owner of Silver Shamrock) and the schemes of her agent Allen Loomis (Robert Alda).

As for Steve, he never wanted her to be a star and that’s the one bad thing we can say about him. Maybe he knew how sleazy it was all going to be. But he should have let her have her career. That said, it was 1959, but eh, that’s just trying to make up for men being men.

More troubling, but again, it was 1959, is that Sarah Jane wants to be white to the point that when she finally runs away from home, her mother has to act like she was her maid so she doesn’t give away the fact that her daughter is white.

Lora also goes to Italy to be in a movie so I assume that she’s either Carroll Baker or Jennifer North.

The end of this movie, man. After a whole two hours of denying her blackness — then again, if blonde boys were slapping me in the face when I confessed that I wasn’t white, would I feel any other emotion? — Annie dies after an entire marathon of being depressed and weakened. Like, she’s dying from the first time we see her and she dies for this whole movie until she dies with her daughter throwing herself on the coffin screaming, “I killed my own mother!”

In the book, the white woman is Bea Pullman, who becomes rich when she sells her maid Delilah’s family waffle recipe. The white woman gets all the money and the kindly black woman doesn’t even take the 20% she is offered and remains working in the house.

Anyways, Lana Turner wore like a million worth of gowns in this and as I said before, you can watch this just to stare at her. I’d never seen a Douglas Sirk movie before this. It was the movie he went out on. R.E. M. sang the words, “That’s sugarcane that tasted good / That’s cinnamon, that’s Hollywood / Come on, come on, no one can see you try” in the song named for this movie but they never saw it.

Oddly, my grandmother’s favorite song was “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M. and she would play it over and over for hours, the same 45 single, knowing all the words.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Chain Gang (1984)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Unsung Horrors rule (movies under 1000 views on Letterboxd)

The Washington Post called Earl Ownesby the “South’s king of Grade B movies.”

They described this movie with this purple prose: “The lights dimmed, and within minutes, there was a fist fight, a hooker was carved up by a hood and an ex-con was framed for her murder. And before scores were settled, a prison guard was impaled on a stick, bullets turned bad guys into Swiss cheese and countless people were slaughtered, all in the name of revenge and profits. Most died slowly, foaming red Karo syrup at the mouth.”

Making movies out of a studio complex in the Appalachian town of Shelby, N.C., Owensby gave America — he said “My audience is grass-roots America. The guy who comes out of the textile mills in the Carolinas or the car plants of Detroit or the wheat fields of Kansas. They’re gonna love Chain Gang.” — movies like WolfmanRottweiler, Buckstone County PrisonTales from the Third Dimension in 3D and so many more. He made them cheap. He knew what people wanted.

Buckstone County Prison is a lot like this. He wasn’t afraid to throw some BS in his ads — “First there was Cool Hand Luke then Billy Jack, but there has never been anyone like Seabo.” — and it did pretty well. Chain Gang is a lot of the same as Mac McPhearson (Owensby) is framed for murder — he was just trying to save a stripper from getting beat up, but they hunted them down and killed her — and tossed into Black Creek Prison Farm and has to escape to get back at those that did him wrong.

If you’re running a prison scam, don’t have the guy you sold out come to do your yard work as part of the prison gang work. That’s my advice to all future drive-in bad guys.

Director Worth Keeter started making movies for Owensby and went on to direct tons of American sentai shows like Beetleborgs and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. He also made L.A. Bounty, which if anything at least has that Sybil Danning in the fog poster art, The Order of the Black Eagle and Unmasking the Idol. Writer Todd Durham went on to write Hotel Transylvania.

A lot of the mid 80s Ownesby movies were made in 3D. There isn’t a lot of 3D needed for this, but there you go. It was still in 3D. A male prison movie in your face!

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Night of the Witches (1971)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Night of the Witches was first on Chiller Theater on Saturday, January 13, 1973 at 1 a.m. It also aired on December 8, 1974; July 17, 1976 and June 11, 1977.

A man pretending to be a preacher (Keith Larsen, who also directed and co-wrote this movie with Vincent Fotre — the English scriptwriter of Baron Blood) is running from the law all through Mexico when he meets an island of witches led by Cassandra (Kathryn Loder, The Big Doll House). He think that they will be easy marks for his abilities, but come on, man. They’re witches.

This movie is more weird than good — yes, that can happen — with the preacher having a chorus on the soundtrack that sings “Amen” to everything he says.

Roxanne Brewer, an adult star, shows up in the cast using the name Susie Edgell. So does Julie Conners from Trader Hornee and Count Yorga, Vampire. The dancing and soundtrack make this, as does the fact that it played double features — “Don’t Be Afraid to Scream in Your Seats! This is the Double Horror Show of All Time!” — with Frankenstein On Campus.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Terror Is a Man (1959)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Terror Is a Man was first on Chiller Theater on Saturday, March 28, 1964 at 4 PM. It also aired on April 24, 1965; February 4, 1967 and May 18, 1968.

Call it Blood Creature, Creature from Blood Island, The Gory Creatures, Island of TerrorGore Creature, or its most well-known title, Terror Is a Man, but what you should really call it is the first of the Blood Island films. These movies, produced by Eddie Romero and Kane W. Lynn, include Brides of Blood, The Mad Doctor of Blood Island and Beast of Blood.  You can also consider The Blood Drinkers a Blood Island movie.

This movie was in theaters for nearly ten years—until 1969, when distributor Sam Sherman re-released it as Blood Creature with a warning bell that alerted the audience to impending gore.

William Fitzgerald (Richard Derr, who was almost The Shadow in a TV pilot that was turned into a movie called The Invisible Avenger) is the lone survivor of a ship that has crashed on Blood Island. Also, there are Dr. Girard (Francis Lederer, whose Simi Hills home is considered a landmark residence), his frustrated wife Frances (Greta Thyssen, who was in three of the Three Stooges shorts and Cottonpickin’ Chickenpickers) and his assistant Walter Perrera.

Much like The Island of Dr. Moreau, Girard is making half-man, half-animals like the panther he’s been experimenting on that tends to attack villagers. Of course, the doctor’s wife falls in love with the protagonist, and the beast gets loose and kills all sorts of people, including his creator. But hey — that mummy-like cat-eyed fiend seems to survive at the end, as a small island boy sends him away on a rowboat.

Gorgeous natives. Strong men. Crazy doctors. Werecats in bandages. Blood Island. Indeed, this one has it all.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Terrified! (1963)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Terrified! was first on Chiller Theater on Saturday, February 19, 1977 at 11:30 p.m. It also aired on August 11, 1979; July 26, 1980 and October 10, 1981.

I’m echoing what nearly every article about this movie says, if only because it’s true. The first two minutes of this movie are better than anything that will follow.

We start in a ghost town, where a laughing hooded figure buries a young boy alive. When the kid asks, “Who are you?” the reply is chilling: “You know me, Joey!” and then laughter, as the boy’s shocked face is shown and we see gigantic eyes fill the screen.

Seriously, if that’s all Terrified! was, people would still be talking about it and not just maniacs like me.

The titles are so classy — just check out the whole opening at Art of the Title — that even the Crown International Pictures title card comes up as part of the animation and not just thrown out at the start of the movie.

Lew Landers’ last movie — he made The Raven at Universal before a long career that went from film to television — Terrified! is all about a college psychology student studying just how much terror a man can take. Once a killer starts hunting him, he gets first-hand knowledge.

Denver Pyle — years before he was Uncle Jessie — is in this as a lawman. Speaking of lawmen, Ben Frank, who was Inspector Lt. Mankiewicz in Death Wish 2, is in this. So is Barbara Luddy, who was one of the Disney players from 1955 to 1973, with her voice showing up as Lady in Lady and the Tramp, Merryweather in Sleeping Beauty and Rover in One Hundred and One Dalmatians. And oh wow — Robert Towers is here too, someday to be in Masters of the Universe as the strange-looking Skeletor minion Karg!

It’s not horrible, but man, that opening makes you hope for so much more.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 8: Hellgate (1989)

October 8: A Horror Film Shot in South Africa that passes it off as America (there’s a lot)

Director William A. Levey (Blackenstein, Wham! Bam! Thank You, Spaceman!, Slumber Party ’57The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington, Skatetown, U.S.A., Lightning the White Stallion) filmed Committed in South Africa — it would come out after this movie — with Jennifer O’Neill and Ron Palillo in South Africa. Yes, people wanted to see the star of The Psychic and the beloved icon of Welcome Back, Kotter in a movie together.

That led Levey to get hired to make Hellgate, which was shot in a real abandoned town in South Africa with a cast of South African actors, even if this is said to be America.

I always talk about twenty and thirtysomething teenagers in these movies. Palillo is a fortysomething teenager in this.

He plays Matt, who is heading out to meet his girlfriend Bobby (Joanne Warde) and her friends Pam (Petrea Curran) and Chuck (Evan J. Klisser) at a cabin in the Sierra Nevada mountains. While they’re waiting for him to show up, Bobby tells the urban legend — it’s a long one — of the Hellgate hitchhiker. Yes, on a night just like this, thirty years ago, Josie Carlyle (Abigail Wolcott) — the daughter of a rich gold miner named Lucas (Carel Trichardt) — was kidnapped, assaulted and killed by a biker gang.

After her father killed all of them with an axe, a prospector found a crystal that can do magic, magic that allowed Lucas to reanimate his daughter’s corpse because he never heard that sometimes, dead is better. Maybe the terrifying giant fish they messed with should have ended all of this.

As this story is being told, Matt has picked up Josie, thinking she’s a hitchhiker, and been chased out of her father’s house when caught getting ready for spicy ghost time. Despite being warned by Zonk (Lance Vaughan), the teens all decide to go into Hallgate, where they see a ghost dance with Josie nude among them, as well as the ghost of the man who killed her, Buzz (Frank Notaro).

Before all that long, it’s just Matt and Pam, as Bobby has strangled and turned into a ghostly vaudevillian and Chuck has had his head torn right off. After all this, Matt still decides that it would be a good idea to test the humidity with the spectral Josie — to be fair, she’s stunning — just in time for Pam to shotgun last her out the window. They run from their now zombie friends and steal Josie’s car. To get out, they literally knock a building down on her dad. And now, Josie just wanders the streets.

This movie looks way better than it should and has some good effects. If you ever wanted to see Horshack nude, well, this movie is for you. I’m kind of astounded by this movie, because man, that fish scene is completely soul destroying.

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 8: Midnight Tease (1994)

8. IN YOUR DREAMS: Heavy on the dream sequence, Jack.

Samantha (Cassandra Leigh AKA Lisa Boyle) is an exotic dancer at Club Fugazi and her fantasy life is even wilder, as she dreams that she’s at the center of fetish-heavy sex scenes with murder always moments away. But as for her real-life dancing, it’s the kind of performance art pretty dance that’s more burlesque than bump and grind, finding her dressed as a schoolgirl complete with lollipop or part of a BDSM wedding number. No strip club you will ever go to will have outfits and routines at this level, unless Zanzibar from Flashdance was real. It’s not, I’m from Pittsburgh.

After she starts going to therapy with Dr. Saul (Justin Carroll), Samantha learns that her dreams are her working out the incest she survived from her father and the guilt that is still harming her as she watched him kill himself. As for the girls getting killed in the dream and then dying in real life, well now you’re in a giallo. Or an erotic thriller. Or a stripper in peril film.

The other girls in this include Stephanie Champlin (Witchcraft VIIce Cream Man) as Tiffany, Rachel Reed as Amy, Ashlie Rhey (Ring of Fire II: Blood and SteelHell’s Bells) as Mantra, Melissa Dutton (Forbidden Hearts) as Satchi, Nicole Grey (Joe D’Amato’s Il diavolo nella carne) as Dusty and Lisa Collins as Whiplash. The music is, as you would expect, perfectly 90s adult club music and the repetition will destroy you.

Director Scott P. Levy also made the TV remake of Piranha, as well as House of the Damned and The Alien Within. Writer Daniella Purcell also wrote the remake of The Wasp Woman and Burial of the Rats.

While not the greatest erotic thrill of the 90s — or even 1994 — the sequel was directed and written by Richard Styles, who made Sorcereress II. It has Kimberly Kelly, Tane McClure, Griffin Drew, Kim Kopf, Antonia Dorian and the reason why I’ll watch it, Julie K. Smith.