Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante (Blind Waters, Sharknado), who wrote it with William C. Martell, Dante’s Hotel is the Dontene Hotel and their annual New Year’s Eve party. This year, Goldie Stanton (AnnaLynne McCord, Titanic 666) has been hired to run the event. As she gets her life together and continues her sobriety, she wonders if she can handle working this demanding event for the exacting Mr. Emitt (Ted Raimi). Meanwhile, Detective Stone (Moon Bloodgod, Terminator Salvation) is obsessed with the hotel and a man named Daniel Brayer (Judd Nelson), who has been in the hotel for two massacres, one when he was 12 and his parents were killed and another when he was 24. However, no bodies have ever been found. And Stone’s superior Captain Pasado (Emilio Rivera) warns her to not make the same mistakes his father did and throw his life away investigating this case.

Dante’s Hotel has some really interesting ideas that go beyond the typical horror film. Now, it’s Halloween but this is a fresh New Year’s Eve movie to add later in the year. I loved the idea that the hotel is just one of many cursed buildings where Father Time (Kevin Porter) kills his 12 victims every year, as well as Bryaer being the only resident of the cursed 12th floor in room 1224. Father Time also has a unique look and the building itself conspires to kill people, even pulling them into walls and ripping them to pieces.

What helps this movie and places it above the everyday Tubi original is the talent in the film, the fact that it’s not afraid to get super weird — an elevator that takes you to a portal to Hell is a strange place to make small talk — and it has production values that feel way higher than most Asylum films. There’s also a bit of Eurohorror to the villain and the endless clocks and gears that appear everywhere.

By the way, this has nothing to do with the video game of the same name.

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EDITOR’S NOTE: King Kong Escapes was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, October 17, 1973 at 11:30 p.m. It also aired on November 9, 1974; July 10, 1976; July 30, 1977 and September 2, 1978. 

After 1962’s Godzilla vs. King Kong, Japan had not had enough of the big ape. After all, Kong was the first beast to both defeat and not be killed by Godzilla. Four years later, Toho paired up with Rankin/Bass, the creators of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The King Kong Show, a cartoon where Kong battled aliens, monsters and mad scientists. Interestingly, the designs for that show were by Jack Davis of EC comics fame. The show was the first cartoon produced in Japan for American audiences and was so successful, Rankin-Bass partnered with Toho for a first film called Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster (or Ebirah, Horror of the Deep which is a much better title). Rankin-Bass rejected this movie as a starring role for Kong, but a lot of moments throughout point that the script was barely changed when Godzilla entered the picture. He’s revived by lightning (Japanese Kong, for some reason, gets power from the cloud…err, clouds) and the big lizard is in love with female character Dayo, which is also a Kong trait.

Finally, Rankin-Bass consented to this film, featuring Dr. No. No, not the Bond villain, but a character from the cartoon, here played by Hideyo “Eisei” Amamoto, who you may know as Dr. Shinigami/Deathgod from Kamen Rider. His voice is from Paul Frees, who listeners will recognize from many a Rankin/Bass holiday special. Interestingly enough, the German distributor of Toho’s movies often used Dr. Frankenstein’s name to sell these new monsters, claiming that he was creating all of them. So in Deutschland, the doctor goes by Dr. Frankenstein to try and tie all of these together. What does this have to do with the Frankenstein monster in Frankenstein vs. Baragon and his spawn in War of the Gargantuas? Absolutely nothing, thanks for asking!

Dr. Who’s boss is Madame Piranha, who works for an undisclosed country that wants weapons. She’s played by Mie Hama, who would go on to play Kissy Suzuki in You Only Live Twice (1967). Dr. No has invented a mechanical Kong that malfunctions just before getting that oh-so elusive Element X.  Instead of rebuilding the robobeast, No decides he needs the real Kong. Again, you may ask why. You are permitted after all. However, I have no answer for you. These things just happen in these films and you shouldn’t be watching a kaiju movie if you’re looking for logic, dear reader.

Meanwhile, Carl Nelson — our hero — and his sub get to Mondo Island, where Kong lives. Almost instantly, Kong falls in love with Fay Wray analog Lt. Susan Watson and prepares to fight Gorosaurus (who shows up again in the greatest of all Toho movies, 1968’s Destroy All Monsters!). For some reason, this beast fights like a kangaroo, but Kong gives him a headlock takeover and demonstrates a kaiju form of MMA ground and pound, punching the rubbery dino again and again until a giant mutant Big John McCarthy moves him away. Just kidding. Kong beats his chest, picks up the girl and the humans just watch and wonder what to do next. They find a very Commander Scarlet mini-sub and Kong gives chase, finally being delayed by a sea monster.

Actually, come to think of it, Carl Nelson is thisclose to Admiral Nelson, commander of the mini-sub Seaview on the TV series Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1964-1968). Coincidence?

Here’s why I love this movie. In this scene, Kong’s head has grown to way larger than before proportion. Continuity be damned, by the next scene, as he catches up to the big sub, his head is back to normal and his eyes are not bugging out. Everyone finally figures out that Kong will listen to Susan and all is as well as it can be when you’re dropping anchor off Mondo Island, which one assumes is relatively close to Monster Island.

Remember Dr. No? Well, he comes back and takes Kong from the island, even killing an old man just to do so. He also wants you to know he has nothing to do with the Timelord, even if he does look like a Japanese John Pertwee. Kong is gassed and lifted away to complete the retrieval of Element X. Some flashing light and hypnotism later and Kong is all ready to mine away, using a set of headphones that Dr. No speaks orders into.

Those wacky Germans we mentioned before? Well, in their versions of the movies, both Jet Jaguar and Mechagodzilla are referred to as King Kong. Again, you’ll have that why question in your head and the answer is simple. King Kong is a marquee name, no matter if he’s properly named or not.

But I digress. Our human heroes (this would be the time that a child version of the author would tune out until the giant monkey was ready to actually do something) seek out Kong, who looks stoned as he mines in an ice cave. The headset breaks and Kong stops listening, which means that Dr. No needs Susan, because she’s the only one Kong will listen to. If only they hadn’t had that press conference telling that to the world!

While all this is going on, Madame Piranha puts the moves on Carl Nelson, who is all super stoic and not having any of this, well, monkey business. He won’t turn on his friends, so Dr. No slaps him around and makes some threats. Kong, well, escapes by swimming in the cold Arctic waters all the way to Tokyo. The Madame decides that even she can’t deal with Kong fighting his mechanical doppelganger and wants Dr. No to just chill. Obviously, something else happened, because she decides to free the good guys.

Just in time — Mecha-Kong and Kong are about to tear Tokyo apart. Susan tries to use reason, but Mecha-Kong has flashing lights and gets Kong all baked again. Seriously — watch this movie and dispute my findings, if you will. One thing leads to another and it’s on like Donkey Kong. No — it’s on like King Kong! This is why you showed up for this movie — two dudes wearing rubber suits dressed as giant gorillas dropping buildings on one another.

Madame Piranga makes her move on the nefarious doctor, but after a slow chop-socky dance and some fighting between an end table, she gets shot in the arm. Yes. The arm. Meanwhile, Tokyo Tower is being ascended and destroyed by our ape combatants. Kong rescues the girl and climbs to the top where they invent the Skywalkers match that the NWA would use for the Great American Bash twenty years later.

Kong wins and then goes one further by tracking down Dr. No’s ship and killing him. Yes — this is a G-rated movie. Then and only then does he give up on civilization and swim away.

Toho had intended King Kong to return for 1968’s Destroy All Monsters, but the rights had lapsed. The Kong suit shows up as Gorilla on the Toho show Go Greenman! (1973-1974) Weirdly enough, Toho had hoped to use Mecha-Kong to battle Godzilla, but when Turner Home Entertainment bought the rights, they decreed that Kong (and anyone looking like him) should not appear in a Japanese monster movie. Boo. Hiss.

All said, this is a pretty entertaining film. Don’t expect CGI quality. In fact, don’t expect any quality. Expect to be entertained and with a runtime of a little over 80 minutes, you honestly won’t waste much time. You are free to giggle at the silly Kong costume, but remember that in the mid 1970s, your author had big Coke bottle glasses and a bowl haircut and lived for this movie. He may still love it just that much.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Atragon was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, November 4, 1967 at 11:20 p.m. It also aired on August 14, 1971 and July 1, 1972.

In Japan, this movie is known as Kaitei Gunkan and is a combination of two books, The Undersea Warship: A Fantastic Tale of Island Adventure by Shunrō Oshikawa and The Undersea Kingdom by Shigeru Komatsuzaki, who did design work on the film (he also was part of The Mysterians and Battle In Outer Space).

The lost continent of Mu has reappeared — justified, ancient and with its own sun — and threatens the entire world. The only man who can save us all is Captain Hachiro Jinguji (Jun Tazaki), a WW II naval commander who everyone thinks is dead but who has been working on a super submarine he calls Gotengo (Roaring Heavens). He refused to surrender at the end of the war and he certainly won’t to the Mu.

He refuses to help — the ship is only to bring Japan back to power — until the Mu kidnap his daughter Makoto (Yōko Fujiyama). That’s when he goes on the attack with Rear Admiral Kusumi (Ken Uehara) and decimates the empire of the Empress of Mu (Tetsuko Kobayashi), who chooses to swim into an explosion instead of giving up.

Directed by Ishirō Honda, this was Toho’s big movie of 1963. It was so popular that it was re-released five years later as the double feature with Destroy All Monsters. It was released in the U.S. by American-International Pictures as a double feature with The Time Travelers.

The Gotengo shows up in the TV series Godzilla Island, as well as Godzilla Final Wars, Super Fleet Sazer-X the Movie and the web show Godziban. There was also a two-episode OAV anime, Super Atragon. The monster Manda appears in Destroy All Monsters.

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Written by Savannah Lucas, this is the sequel to Scariest Monsters In America, using much of the same crew and talking heads to track down the most fearsome creatures in the world.

The monsters include werewolves, the Japanese collection of skeletons called Gashadokuro, the Greek serpent giants known as the Typhon, evil spiders called J’ba Fofi, the wendigo, vampires, Kelpies, the Pontianak, the Mare, Baba Yaga, the West African Ninka Nanka, the Bunyip, the Mongolian Death Worm, mummies and zombies.

If you’re read a lot about these monsters, you’re not going to learn much new. But if you have an obsessive desire to watch everything about monsters — like little kid Sam — then this will definitely be something you love. I can argue the list and placement, but watching things about monsters can’t help but be fun.

Also, I totally need to get on whatever it takes to be a talking head in one of these, because I want to get paid for talking about the Lambton Worm, the Kirtland, Ohio Melon Heads and the Hopkinsville Goblins. How do we make that happen?

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