UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Lady Cocoa (1975)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: George “Buck” Flower

Coco (Lola Falana, the singing star who started acting in Sammy Davis Jr.’s A Man Called Adam but also shows up in the Italian Western Lola Colt) gets out of the Nevada prison system by being a witness against her boyfriend Eddie (James A. Watson Jr.). She’s being protected by Ramsey (Alex Drier) and local police officer Doug (Gene Washington) while hiding out at a Lake Tahoe hotel.

She’s being hunted by Arthur (director Matt Cimber, who made The Witch Who Came from the Sea after this) and Big Joe (“Mean” Joe Greene). There are also some newlyweds Arthur (Gary Harper) and Marie (Millie Perkins) who aren’t who they seem.

So yeah, Doug starts to fall for Coco, but she might still be with Eddie. At least George “Buck” Flower shows up as a drunken gambler, which pretty much seems like the role he would do best playing.

You can watch this on Tubi.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Stanley (1972)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Stanley was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, November 6, 1976 at 11:30 p.m. It also aired on April 28, 1979; December 30, 1980 and January 16, 1982.

Tim Ochopee (Chris Robinson, who would write, direct and star in 1975’s The Intruder) is a war damaged Seminole just back from Vietnam who wants to live out the rest of his life in the Everglades with his snake Stanley. He didn’t count on Richard Thomkins (Alex Rocco), a maker of leather goods with mob ties, killing his father. Now, all the snakes that Tim has lived with will be the death of everyone who has done him wrong.

Only Grefe could take a ripoff of Willard and somehow make it more disturbing than you’d expect. Yes, this is a movie packed with snakes doing all manner of damage to people and people doing just as horrible things to them, including an exotic dancer playing a geek and biting the head off one on stage as she dances seductively with blood all over her bare chest.

Of course, Tim has to kill everyone in the way and kidnap Thomkin’s daughter Susie (Susan Caroll), but any hope of true love kind of goes the way that you’d expect in a Florida regional horror film that doesn’t stop with just stealing from one film and moves into being a reptile-obsessed Billy Jack.

That said — for a movie so much about protecting snakes, the actual snakes in this movie were defanged and some had their mouths sewn shut. There’s enough human on snake violence in this that you’d expect that it was made in Italy. Grefe still owns the wallet that they made out of the skin of the main snake that played Stanley, which is pretty weird when you dwell on it as much as I have.

Gary Crutcher wanted to do a sequel called Stanley in Miami, but it didn’t happen. He wrote this on two days under the influence of amphetamines, which is the most Florida thing you can say about a movie that is the most Sunshine State movie I’ve seen.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The 10th Victim (1965)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The 10th Victim was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, October 11, 1969 at 11:30 p.m. 

How do you avoid warfare in the future? The Big Hunt is the answer. It’s the most popular form of entertainment there is, bringing in all types of people who want to be rich and famous. Every competitor has to complete ten rounds of the game — five as a hunter, five as a victim. If you survive, you retire with more wealth than you can ever dream of. And if you don’t make it…

Caroline (Ursula Andress, Dr. No, The Mountain of the Cannibal God) is one of those competitors, using a powerful shotgun to hunt her final target. If she gets a perfect kill, right in front of the cameras, she’ll make even more money, thanks to her sponsorship from the Ming Tea Company. And that target? Marcello (Marcello Mastroianni,  La Dolce Vita, ), a man whom she finds herself in love with. The big problem is neither is sure if they have the right target and if you accidentally kill the wrong person, you lose the game.

From the jazzy score by Piero Piccioni to a scene where Andress kills a victim with a bra that has gun barrels inside it, this film is pure 60’s pop spy retro-future perfection. Director Elio Petri (A Quiet Place in the Country) turned Robert Sheckley’s short story into a comic book-looking film with incredibly gorgeous lead actors. Anne Margaret and Sue Lyon (Lolita herself!) were both considered for the role, but no one but Andress would have been right in my opinion.

If you’re watching this and thinking, this movie looks like Austin Powers, that’s no accident. The character of Austin Powers started in a Mike Myers music side project known as…Ming Tea. Yes, the very same Ming Ting from this movie. Featuring The Bangles’ Susanna Hoffs as Gillian Shagwell, Matthew Sweet as Sid Belvedere, Stuart Johnson as Manny Stixman and Christopher Ward as Trevor Aigburth, the band recorded several songs, including two that appeared in Austin Powers films.

The look of those films comes directly from this movie and other 60’s pop art films, such as BarbarellaDanger: Diabolik! and Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (it’s not an accident that two of Bava’s films are on this list, he had this look down pat). It’s worth mentioning that the film’s costumes were designed by Andre Courreges, one of the most iconic clothing designers of the twentieth century, who is credited with innovating so much of the mod look and is credited with redefining the go-go boot and inventing the mini-skirt (along with Mary Quant).

If you’re looking for this yourself, Shameless Films put out one that works on UK region players that has a lenticular animated cover. For those of us in the US (and elsewhere), Blue Underground has also released this on DVD.

You can also watch this on Tubi and Vudu.

TUBI ORIGINAL: Surprise 2 (2023)

Of all the Tubi originals that I’ve watched on the site, Surprise got some of the most comments. As the movie ended, David Gamble (Will Coleman) had paid for someone to kill his best friend Greg (Lemastor Spratling), who he believed had been having sex with his wife Jenna (NuNu Thurman).

Surprise 2 begins with David in the hospital after falling and hitting his head. He learns that Greg is in the same emergency room, barely alive after being shot. This takes place in what seems to be the other dimension of a hospital, where time seemingly has no meaning and you exist in a world of nothing that resembles sleep.

As David tries to understand why he tried to kill his best friend, the man he hired remains in the hospital, trying to finish the murder. Detectives Johnson (Grover McCants) and Rogers (DeJuan Ford) are also there, trying to figure out just how Greg got shot.

Yet not all that long into the movie, David is back to his old ways, wondering why his wife is so involved with Greg. She’s also worried about him as guilt has made him even more anxious than he was when he decided to kill his best friend.

Directed by Rockey Black and Jhayla Mosley, who also wrote the film, this movie finds David making just as many mistakes as the cops start questioning him. The killer gets caught and then is killed in his cell, but that doesn’t mean that our protagonist is in the clear. Not by a longshot.

So many of the responses to the last movie were upset by how it ended. I don’t want to spoil this one for you, but it also has an ending that isn’t an ending. It looks like Surprise 3 is coming. I’ll be ready. Will you? What did you think of this movie?

You can watch this on Tubi.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Stolen Face (1952)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Stolen Face was first on Chiller Theater on Saturday, May 13, 1967 at 1:00 a.m. It also aired on March 11, 1972.

Emma Matzo was born in Scranton, PA but became Lizabeth Scott in New York City, becoming a stage actress and the understudy for Tallulah Bankhead — actually, she was given the role just to keep Bankhead in line and she was treated horribly; Broadway legend claims that Bankhead was victimized by Scott, who was the basis for Eve Harrington of All About Eve — and then was championed by Hal Wallis as she made her way to Hollywood.

She became known as a hard-boiled woman, the kind who ruined men in film noir like I Walk Alone and Too Late for Tears. She also wasn’t afraid to get involved with interesting people — nearly joining a cult started by Aldous Huxley, being friends with Ayn Rand, gaining an audience with the Dalai Lama — and not being reserved about it.

In 1954, she decided she’d had enough, saying “Out of the clear blue sky one morning, I woke and decided that I never wanted to make another film again. It was just a spark, I can’t explain it.” She was in three more movies — The WeaponLoving You and Pulp — but went from being a huge star to being retired.

The Confidential article and lawsuit may have had a lot to do with that. That tabloid’s published Howard Rushmore put together a story on her with no evidence. The article claimed that Scott’s name was in a black book found when a house of prostitution got busted, as well as the fact that she was a lesbian. When she went to Cannes, it said, “In one jaunt to Europe, she headed straight for Paris and the left bank where she took up with Frede, the city’s most notorious lesbian queen and the operator of a night club devoted exclusively to entertaining deviates like herself.”

Frede’s club was Carroll’s, a cabaret that starred Earth Kitt. It was not an exclusively lesbian club. It was co-owned by Marlene Dietrich, which Confidential was using against her, claiming that she was also a lesbian. The lawsuit against the magazine was a mistrial. Another theory is that Scott had horrible stage fright. Either way, even though she did some acting on TV, she mostly took classes at USC from here on out.

Scott almost married an oil tycoon before he died suddenly. His will, which gave everything to her, was contested by the family and she lost the lawsuit in 1971. She also dated a ton of people — Van Johnson James Mason, Peter Lawford and Burt Bacharach are just a few — and devoted a lot of her later life to charity and friendship with stars like Michael Jackson.

As for Wallis, he never forgot their decade-plus affair. His last wife, Martha Hyer, urged him to write about her in his autobiography, as Wallis never fell out of love with Scott, watching her movies every single night.

Stolen Face stars Scott in two roles. She’s concert pianist Alice Brent, who falls in love with plastic surgeon Dr. Philip Ritter (Paul Henreid) in spite of being engaged to a man named David (André Morell). When he loses her, Ritter transforms his patient, Lily Conover (Mary Mackenzie before the operation) into a clone of Alice and attempts to change her from living a life of crime. They marry but she is soon bored; he tells her that she has everything a woman could want and she yells, “What, do you want me to be on my knees all the time thanking you?”

Supposedly based on a true story, this was directed by Terence Fisher. It’s a fine thriller and really, if the worst you do all day is watch Lizabeth Scott look gorgeous, is it all that rough?

You can watch this on Tubi.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 18: Fantastic Games (1998)

October 18: A Horror Film That Features Blood and Stop Motion (not by Harryhausen)

Note: I’ve been trying to do all new movies for this challenge but I want more people to watch Alvaro Passari movies. I already reviewed this, but I spoke to the creator and got some answers between us trying to speak English and Italian.

B&S About Movies: Who were your teachers in film that inspired you?

Alvaro Passari: The Thing by Carpenter.

B&S: How did you move into making your own films?

Passari: It was a long process. I started making sculptures, then set designs, then special effects with Tentacles directed by Ovidio G. Assonnitis, then I also took care of shooting the special effects including optical effects. In 1990, Asian countries started financing my films. All this lasted until 2004, after which there was a collapse of world cinema and it was all over.

B&S: I love all of your films so much. What inspired them? What’s your favorite?

Passari: Fantastic Games and Creatures from the Abyss.

Let me just let Alvaro Passeri tell you what this movie is about.

“It’s Christmas Eve and the snow is falling gently all around a log cabin. This is the home of Mary. who lives here with her family. She has a serious case of flu and is lying in bed with a very high temperature. Gathered around her is Kevin her young brother. her mother Nancy and her grandfather. Kevin opens the Christmas gifts and finds a book called The Golden Grain. He starts to read it. Out in distant space, the Little People’s Castle is threatened by the Black Fortress. ruled by Makeb. The king of the castle calls the Queen of Hope for help. Her name is Jade and when she reaches the Fortress she gets drawn into a dangerous computer game with Makeb. She is attacked on all sides by huge balls of fire. slashing swords. laser rags and a terrible monster. Back at Mary’s house. Jethro, a nasty neighbor, is trying to take the place of Nancy’s husband who is missing, presumed dead. When the game comes to an end Makeb plays the Joker and a flood sweeps Jade away. At the same time Mary’s heart stops beating! Then Jade reappears again alive and well. The death ray hits Makeb. whose mask falls off to reveal the face of Jethro. Jade triumphantly reaches the Castle of the Little People and is presented with a grain of corn as her reward. which begins to glow in the palm of her hand. She throws it and it lands by Mary’s cabin. Suddenly cured. she leaps out of bed. ripping off the scarf around her head, to reveal the face of Jade! At that moment the door opens and Mary’s father comes in. having escaped from a mine he had been trapped in for weeks. At midnight the family gathers around the fire. happy and united once again. It’s going to be a happy Christmas.”

This is literally the description of the movie and it gives most of the film away.

Let me tell you something.

You could be told word for word everything that happens in this movie and in no way will you be ready for it.

This is The NeverEnding Story that I had hoped that movie would be when I saw the trailer as a kid. Alvaro Passeri is the closest director that I’ve ever seen to Luigi Cozzi at his wildest. This is also very The Princess Bride if that movie also had a Satanic figure whose face looks like he came directly out of Ron Ormond’s The Burning Hell.

The first of Passeri’s films I saw was The Mummy Theme Park and this delivers the same delirious world of gigantic factories filled with tiny rooms of drones, all creating death machines, all preparing to fire mind cannons at the Queen of Hope. Yet these are all human beings inside those cubicles from Hell, all moving and living and breathing.

There are puppet people, there’s an entire bar filled with skeletons — and the dog hero also bites one of the leg bones and runs with it — and so much charm. This is a movie that I have run through my head again and again, way more often than movies with budgets thirty times more.

A video game puppet stop motion Christmas movie with an alternate reality inside a book that brings you back to a potential snowbound tragedy. All of Passeri’s movies have a sense of childlike wonder, but they often have eyeballs getting torn out and bodies being destroyed. This one is kid-friendly, even if it might be the oddest movie your children ever see.

You can watch this on YouTube.

SCREAMFEST LA: Empire V (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteEmpire V plays on Wednesday, October 18. You can learn more about this movie on the official site.

Run and find this movie.

Based on a novel by Russia’s leading contemporary writer Victor Pelevin, Empire V is one of the wildest movies I’ve seen since, well, ever.

I honestly haven’t seen a more original vampire movie in my life. The sell copy claims that it’s “a dark satire on contemporary culture and global capitalism and a universal coming of age story of an average young man challenged by a Faustian gift of power and knowledge, forced to make his way in a post-moral world.”

But man, it’s so big in scope that I just couldn’t believe it.

In this universe, vampires are the Fifth Empire, the ruling class of the world, the elite that we all aspire to be. They even created mankind from apes. But the don’t feed on us. Well, not our bodies. Instead, they seek bablos, the state of money created by the human monetary gland that is the very seal of human vitality. No one knows this and vampires exist through glamour that makes people feel inferior and spend more money, while they also spread disinformation that obscures what the world is truly about.

Roman (Pavel Tabakov) is a normal twenty-something living at home and unloading trucks when grafitti promises an escape from being poor. This takes him to the mansion of Brahma (Vladimir Epifantsev), who turns him into a vampire — using The Tongue, which takes one drop of blood — and gives him his estate.

He’s trained for this new life by Loki (Bronislav Vinogrodskiy and discovers that clear liquids of famous people can be ingested to learn their skills, such as a moment where he learns to drive like Steve McQueen. Roman soon becomes Rama II and falls for a fellow young vamp, Hera (Taya Radchenko), while battling his nemesis Mithra VI (Oxxxymirin).

There’s a lot to love here, including a deep dive into the history of this universe, the fact that vampires fund all the movies made about them so that humans never know who they are, a goddess named Ishtar (Vera Alentova) that appears in CGI form and a climatic battle in the form of poetry.

You have to love a movie that upsets the government so much that Russia banned it. This reminds me of the energy that I felt when I first saw Nightwatch. Even more exciting, this feels like only the beginning of this story. Director Victor Ginzburg, who wrote this with Pelevin, has created something incredible.

SCREAMFEST LA: What You Wish For (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteWhat You Wish For played on Thursday, October 12.

Ryan (Nick Stahl) has left the boring life of working in a chain hotel kitchen to travel to the rainforests of Latin America and meet up with his culinary school classmate Jack (Brian Groh). It may not have been by choice that Ryan has left his job, as he’s run up some bad debts and has someone even worse after him.

Jack is living the life that Ryan always wanted. So when his friend disappears and gives him the chance to take over his life — and his money and status — well, sign Ryan up. The problem? Jack wasn’t exactly working his dream position. Now, Ryan has all of his problems.

Directed and written by Nicholas Tomnay, this finds Ryan working for some of the most horrific rich people ever, lorded over by their employee Imogene (Tamsin Topolski), and forced to stay one step ahead of both their frightening culinary demands and the police who are looking for the real Jack, who by the way hung himself this morning.

Ryan always wanted to make a meal more exciting than roasted chicken. This meal is way more interesting — and maybe final — than any he imagined. What an interesting idea for a film and one that really delivers.

2023 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 18: Mil Mascaras vs. the Aztec Mummy (2007)

18. CAN YOU DIG IT?: Archeology turns up the darndest things…

An Aztec mummy (Jeffrey Uhlmann, an American research scientist whose work is concentrated on the linear quadratic estimation; he also wrote this movie) is brought back by a human sacrificed and given a jeweled staff that can control minds thanks to the hallucinogenic powers of Aztec mushrooms. He also has twin witches (Gwenda Perez) to help him dominate humanity.

Jeff Burr shot about two weeks of this film before leaving — he’s credited as Andrew Quint — and the movie was finished by Uhlmann’s fellow University of Missouri professor Chip Gubera.

This movie is so respectful of Mascaras — it says that he has “the mind of a scientist, the soul of an artist, the body of a great athlete, and yet there’s something more about him. Something that separates him from other men.” This also throws everything lucha movies should have against our hero. Beyond just the mummy, we get a robot, vampire women and zombies.

But even better, it has the President of the U.S. be played by Richard Lynch and at that point, this movie had me in its headlock. It tops that by giving us a tag match between El Hijo del Santo and Mil against two rudos that is judged by PJ Soles and Harley Race and then, Mil gets help against the zombies from Blue Demon Jr., Dos Caras, Neutron and Huracán Ramírez, Jr.

This movie is amazing. It doesn’t make fun of its subject and at the same time it doesn’t get ultra serious. It’s a perfect way of making a lucha film that works, even in the 2000s.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants (1986)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: A movie covered by Bleeding Skull

Back in 1986, there was a very real idea that we had broken the world. Or the ozone layer.

Discovered in 1913 by French physicists Charles Fabry and Henri Buisso, it absorbs most of the world’s ultraviolet radiation. This layer of protection for us was destroyed after years of pollution,  chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) and bromofluorocarbons, which means unabsorbed and dangerous ultraviolet radiation was now hitting us at a higher intensity.

You can feel the effects now when there’s a bad weather quality day, as what they call bad ozone can cause harm those with respiratory illnesses such as asthma, COPD and emphysema. Code orange kids, unite and try to take over while hacking up your insides.

I tell you all this to inform you that in 1986, there was a hole in the ozone layer and that seemed like as good a reason as any to cause zombies to wander Texas.

Directed by Matt Devlen, who directed and wrote Tabloid, as well as the man who wrote The Invisible Maniac — and produced Crispin Glover’s What Is It?, which quite frankly blows my mind — Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants is the movie brave enough to answer the call to make an ozone-related mutant zombie shot on Super 8 epic.

The spiritual cousin or some family to The Abomination — which has a lot of the same cast and crew, as it was shot first and then this came next — this all starts with Kevin Muncy (Scott DavisCody from The Abomination, get ready for a lot of …from The Abomination mentions) sneaking into the trunk of the car of Arlene Wells (Blue Thompson AKA Carolyn McCormick, Bret’s wife; of course she was in the movie you already know I’m going to talk about, playing Kelly. She also edited his movies Blood On the Badge and Armed for Action as well as acting as the costume designer for Time Tracers). They’re on their way to Poolville, Texas — an incorporated community of around five hundred people in North Texas that’s close to the birthplace of Robert E. Howard — he was from Peaster, TX — and Mart Martin, as well as the final resting place of Chewbacca. No, really. Peter Mayhew lived in Boyd, TX.

Anyways, Poolville is at the junction of farm roads 3107 and 920, named for the big pool of water in the middle of town. There are five churches, one for every hundred people.

Back to Ozone. Get ready to meet characters with names like Outhouse Mutant, Car Mutant, Country Store Mutant, Granny Mutant, Big Fat Mutant and Melon Mutant. There are lots of melons. This movie has more watermelons than Mr. Majestyk. It also has effects that make me genuinely concerned for the actors in this, as the effects look like being tarred and feathered. I can only imagine that the zombie makeup stayed on their skin for days and that throwing up all of the multicolored liquids gave them all diarrhea.

This also has some kind of misplaced love story, as Wade McCoy (Brad McCormick, Ike from…yeah, repetition is the essential comedic device) has promised to pick up Loretta Lipscomb (Ashley Nevada AKA Barbara Dow who is in…actually a whole lot of movies, such as The Invisible Maniac, Mad At the Moon, Deathrow Gameshow, Curse of the Queerwolf, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Witchcraft IV: Virgin Heart, Cage II, Red Lipstick and G.I. Jesus) for the talent show down at the general store. We also meet his mother Ruby (Janice Williams), who at one point invites Kevin and Arlene to a picnic that turns into chaos. 

I asked Bret McCormick about this movie and he filled in a lot of the gaps for me.

We agreed to do these two movies back to back. It was supposed to be like a one-month thing with ten days on each movie. He was supposed to go first. And at the last minute, he backed off and bailed out. So I went in and shot The Abomination first and we shot for 10 days and that was kind of it. The production of Ozone went on for like 22 days. And it got to the point where we just kind of had to say it’s time to stop because it could have gone on forever.”

As to how they were able to just shoot whatever they wanted and not be bothered, he said, “In Poolville, back in those days, I mean, you could shoot a scene on one of the dirt roads, run through the town and be out in the street for 30-40 minutes before a car came by. We were largely undisturbed with pretty much anything we wanted to do out there. The locals, some of them were curious and, you know, helped us out and played big parts in the movie.”

This is the kind of movie where puke and blood get on everything. That’s how they do it in Texas, the kind of place where a chainsaw massacre gets filmed in a way too hot shack filled with real animal guts and the sequel is made in a newspaper printing facility that had ink pouring down the walls and everyone had some mysterious respiratory illness. It feels handmade and not perfect and that’s how movies should be, messy affairs that make you laugh or throw up and sometimes that happens in the same moment.

The score is great, too. The music crew was Richard Davis (who also worked on Dear God No!, Amazon Hot Box, Monsters and, wow, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves), John Hudek, Lasalo Mur and Kim Davis, who has worked as a location manager on movies like Alita: Battle Angel, Stone Cold, Problem Child, Ollie Hopnoodle’s Haven of Bliss and Don Henley’s video for “The End of the Innocence.”

Where The Abomination is a film about darkness within the light of religion and literal cancer coming to life to be a Biblical end times beast, Ozone is happier to just be people hooting and hollering, shotgun blasts blowing melons to bits and an ending that’s beyond deserved.