Junesploitation: Angel’s Brigade (1979)

June 12: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is New World! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next.

Directed by Greydon Clark, a lot of critics made fun of this movie for ripping off Charlie’s Angels. But you know, that’s exploitation. This time, you get seven girls — policewoman Elaine Brenner (Robin Greer, Satan’s Cheerleaders), high school teacher April Thomas (Jacqulin Cole, Clark’s wife), martial artist Kako Umaro (Lieu Chinh), stuntwoman Terry Grant (Sylvia Anderson, Record City, Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway), model Maria (Noela Velasco), Vegas singer Michelle Wilson (Susan Kiger, who was in Seven, Death Screams, Galaxina and H.O.T.S. as well as being the January 1977 Playboy Playmate of the Month) and Trish (Liza Greer, Robin’s sister) — going up against drug dealers that have put Michelle’s brother Bobby (Mike Gugliotta) in the hospital.

Yet this movie never feel seedy and the ladies all have their own jobs and independent lives instead of just being giggle. Yes, they are gorgeous. But they’re also pretty intelligent and drive a great 70s van. It’s nearly a cartoon, as the seven women all get special costumes and even the transition between screens is closer to Wonder Woman than Charlie’s Angels.

The bad guys include future Andy Sidaris leading man Darby Hinton, Jack Palance and Peter Lawford. Yes, that’s star power. And there’s even more, as Jim Backus (as a right wing militia leader!) and Alan Hale Jr. (as Michelle’s manager) somehow get off the island and appear in this. Perhaps the wildest casting is Arthur Godfrey as himself. At one point, he was heard on radio and seen on television six days a week with nine different CBS shows. Yet the end of his popularity came when he publicly fired singer Julius La Rosa on his radio show before going on a spree and letting more than twenty employees go in the next few years and the public began to see through his public image. But here he is in a low budget Greydon Clark movie. And I nearly missed Pat Buttram!

Best of all, the The Angels get a Charlie and it’s Neville Brand. Did I cast this movie?

It looks way better than it should — it’s an early Dean Cundy-shot effort — and as for that van, well, Darby Hinton bought it when they were done with the movie and put a hot tub in it. I bet his mustache got one heck of a workout.

Clark would work with Palance later in one of my favorites of his films, Without Warning. This is also one of four movies Jack would make with his son Cody. The others are God’s GunYoung Guns and Treasure Island.

A lot of reviews get upset that this was so cartoony and had a PG rating. Then, they make fun of the acting. Have they ever watched a drive-in movie before?

You can watch this on Tubi under its other title Angel’s Revenge. It also goes by Seven from Heaven, which is probably the best title.

Junesploitation: Gil Incubi de Dario Argento (1987)

June 11: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is Italian Horror! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next.

Gli incubi di Dario Argento (Dario Argento’s Nightmares) was a TV series created and directed by Dario Argento that was part of the RAI TV show Giallo by Enzo Tortora. He’s probably most famous for the show Portabello that had viewers call in to buy or sell things, present ideas or try and look for love. And if they could get the parrot who was the show’s namesake to say his name, they would win a prize. He was also arrested in 1983 and jailed for 7 months as it was thought he was a member of an organized crime family, the Nuova Camorra Organizzata. It was a case of mistaken identity and he got out of ten years in jail thanks to the Radical Party. They offered him a candidacy to the European Parliament, which he won in a landslide. He was cleared of all charges the year this show ran and brought this show — on which he discussed unsolved murder cases — and Portabella to RAI.

The main draw of these episodes are nine new mini-movies made by Argento. They’re three-minute shorts shot on 35mm that show off some wild effects but one of them, Nostalgia Punk, so upset viewers that it has rarely been shown since. The stories are:

La finestra sul cortile (The Window on the Court): This is Argento’s tribute to Alfred Hitchcock and Rear Window. After watching the film, a man named Massimo watches his neighbors fight. He runs down with a knife to stop them, but falls on his own weapon and is blamed by the police for killing the woman. If you recognize the music, it’s part of the Simon Boswell score from Phenomena.

Riti notturni (Night Rituals): This is also missing from some online versions of the film, but has a maid conspire with a voodoo coven to murder and devour the couple that she works for.

Il Verme (The Worm): A woman who goes by the name of Bettina is reading Dylan Dog (the comic book that Cemetery Man comes from) when she overhears a story about parasites that go from cats to humans. As she explores her nearly nude body in a mirror, she notices a worm has grown out of her eye, which she stabs out.

Amare e morire (Loving and Dying): Set to Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” this story has Gloria assaulted and left for dead. As she recovers, she believes that the man who raped her is one of three neighbors. She sleeps with each in an attempt to learn who it is and get her bloody revenge.

Nostalgia punk: The most controversial segment, this has a woman’s water become poisoned. She begins to vomit multicolored liquids and then parts of her body before she finally tears her own body to pieces and her organs rain out of her destroyed carcass. It got so many complaints that Argento was told to settle down in future segments.

La Strega (The witch): Using Morricone’s score from The Bird With the Crystal Plumage, this has Cinzia’s party guests playing a game called “The Witch” that ends with children screaming and holding a bloody head.

Addormentarsi (Falling asleep): A man is possessed by a demon just before he falls asleep and then devours his dog. This uses “Anarchy in the UK” by the Sex Pistols.

Sammy: Sammy is a young girl who is frightened when Santa enters her room. Then Santa removes his face and reveals a monster. It’s simple but it really works.

L’incubo di chi voleva interpretare l’incubo di Dario Argento (The Nightmare of the One Who Wished to Explain Dario Argento’s Nightmare): A young man comes to REI to be part of this series and when he stays at a hotel, he soon learns he’s in a room with foreigners who steal everything he has and then threaten to kill him. It turns out that it’s all a set-up by Argento.

At the beginning of every episode, Argento appears, often with Coralina Cataldi-Tassoni (Demons 2, Il Bosco 1Opera) all gothed out and acting as his starry-eyed assistant.

Argento also created another segment for GialloTurno di notte (Night Shift), which was about what happens to cab drivers at night. Episodes were also directed by Lamberto Bava and Luigi Cozzi. He also shared how he filmed several big moments in his most famous movies, such as the Loma camera sequence in Tenebrae; the bird attack in Opera, the transformation scenes in Demons 2 and how he directed Goblin to create the score for Suspiria. These scenes are worth watching and also appear in the Luigi Cozzi-directed Dario Argento: Master of Horror.

While this is by no means necessary watching for those with a passing interest in Italian horror, for devotees of the form and Argento, it is required viewing. It’s the chance to basically get nine new stories even if they are very short.

You can watch this on YouTube.

References:

Hypnotic Crescendos. Gil Incubi del Dario Argento.

TWO BIG MOVIES ON THIS WEEK’S DIA DOUBLE FEATURE!

This Saturday at 8 PM EST, we’re watching The Pyx and Private Parts. Join us on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube channels.

You can watch The Pyx on Tubi.

Here’s the first drink.

Black Mass (thanks to this recipe)

  • 1.5 oz. white rum
  • .5 oz. Malibu
  • .5 oz. blue curacao
  • .5 oz. Campari
  • 3 oz. pineapple juice
  • .25 oz. simple syrup
  • .25 oz. lime juice
  1. Put all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice.
  2. Pour over crushed ice and drink up.

Our second movie is Private Parts which you watch it on YouTube.

Here’s the second drink.

Blow Up Doll

  • 1 oz. vodka
  • 1 oz. Midori
  • 1 oz. Passoa
  • 2 oz. orange juice
  • 2 oz. pineapple juice
  • .5 oz. lime juice
  • .5 oz. grenadine
  1. Pour all ingredients other than grenadine over ice.
  2. Inject grenadine like blood in a blow up doll and drink.

See you Saturday!

B&S About Movies podcast special episode 4: Junesploitation Part 1

This is the fourth year I’ve participated in the F This Movie! month-long event.

For those of you new to Junesploitation, here’s how it works: each day of the month has its own theme, and you’re supposed to watch a movie that ties into that theme. How you interpret the connection is entirely up to you, which means if you have no interest in exploitation or genre movies that’s ok and you can still join in!

You can listen to the show on Spotify.

The show is also available on Apple Podcasts, I Heart Radio, Amazon Podcasts and Google Podcasts.

TUBI ORIGINAL: TMZ NO BS: Conor McGregor (2023)

Directed by David Thies (Prince Fatal Secrets, TMZ No BS: Cardi B), this TMZ No BS installment is all about former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Featherweight and Lightweight Champion — the first UFC fighter to hold UFC championships in two weight classes simultaneously — Conor McGregor. He’s the biggest PPV draw in MMA history but his career hasn’t been without controversy, which is where TMZ comes in.

Born in Dublin, McGregor started boxing to defend himself from bullies and then started training for MMA when he met Tom Egan. He debuted in February 2007 for the Irish Ring of Truth promotion, beating Kieran Campbell by TKO. By 2013, he was signed to UFC. Two years later, he defeated Chad Mendes for the UFC Featherweight Championship at UFC 183 — and he came to the ring with Sinead O’Connor singing him out — and then defeated injured champion Jose Aldo in 13 seconds — the fastest knock out in UFC history — to prove he deserved the belt.

He lost his first match at UFC 196 to Nate Diaz but defeated him in a rematch at UFC 200 and he would beat Eddie Alvarez for the UFC Lightweight Championship at UFC 205.

After taking most of 2017 off for the birth of his son, he crossed over to boxing and lost to Floyd Mayweather Jr. in the 10th round of his first pro fight. Despite two losses to knock out and saying he would retire several times, McGregor is due to fight Michael Chandler at UFC 303.

But the controversies! Like going wild in the cage on a show he wasn’t on, Bellator 187, not to mention throwing things at a bus Khabib Nurmagomedov was riding in before UFC 223 and a fight with Nurmagomedov at UFC 229. He’s also attacked people in pubs, allegedly punched Italian musician Francesco Facchinetti, been investigated for sexual assault and even knocked out the Miami Heat’s mascot Burnie.

Between all that — and the new Roadhouse — TMZ certainly has a lot of ammo to deliver on McGregor and an entire hour to do it. Here’s hoping he doesn’t track down Harvey Levin and throw a beating on him.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Junesploitation: Furia Aesina (1990)

June 10: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is Sharksploitation! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next.

Of all the movies that came in the wake of Jaws, I may be most fascinated by Tintorera…Tiger Shark. Based on the book by oceanographer Ramón Bravo (who discovered the sleeping sharks of Isla Mujeres and is also the underwater zombie in Lucio Fulci’s Zombi), it’s as much a shark film as its a softcore movie concerning the three-way relationship between its heroes. It’s also the only shark movie I’ve seen with full frontal male nudity.

Made 13 years after he made Tintorera, this is directed by René Cardona Jr. Mostly, it’s about ecological-minded scientists devoted to solving the riddle of AIDS by studying sharks and taking their antibodies. As you can imagine, this makes the sharks more murderous, if that’s possible. The film follows one of them and it beeps repeatedly, every time the camera gets close to it, as the Jaws theme plays. I don’t even think Joe D’Amato or Bruno Mattei had balls big enough — cojones maybe — to do that.

There’s also a BDSM serial killer on the loose, taking one of the scientists and tying her up. All with a Casio demo track synth soundtrack, filled with spandex and butt shots, shot on video and a release straight to home video. Also, Gerardo Zepeda, who plays Pariente in this, had quite the career, appearing in everything from El Topo to SorceressDr. Tarr’s Horror DungeonCaveman, as the monster in Night of the Bloody Apes and as the Cyclops in Santo and Blue Demon vs. the Monsters.

It’s not as good as the original, but the fact that it exists and that I found means so much to me.

You can download this from the Internet Archive.

TUBI ORIGINAL: What Happens In Miami (2024)

After a spring break vacation to Miami, three friends — Maika (Ashlei Sharpe Chestnut), Taylor (Rachel Leyco) and Shay (Jada Elena Wooten) are blamed when the fourth member of their squad, Autumn (Annalisa Cochrane) goes missing. As she is a social media influencer, the story becomes picked up by the media and it puts the girls even more in the spotlight.

As told through flashbacks, we learn that at one point, Autumn was the girl who pushed the others to be wilder and go after the boys and girls they were interested in. But as the story unfolds, we soon discover that perhaps she wasn’t the best friend to everyone. Meanwhile, Maika’s father Zion (Derek Roberts) tries to coach the girls through what they should say to the police, triggering Shay as she remembers Autumn doing her makeup and revealing that she knows that she has a drug addiction.

Autumn also has a new guy by the name of Cameron (Christopher Collins) and his OCD is so bad that he does everything in three, keeps all of his clothes and records footage of his house that he watches over and over. He’s also a drug dealer and treats them to hard seltzer and cocaine. He also tells Detective McAvoy (Lauren O’Quinn) later that he thinks that before she disappeared, Autumn had a fight with Maika.

That’s when Maika gets a text from someone named “I Know Who Killed Me” saying that she knows what she did. Whoever it is, it also posts a photo of her and Julian (Zachary S. Williams) to make her look bad and anger her boyfriend Brandon (Phillip Patrick Wright). Taylor thinks that Cameron is the one behind the account.

Autumn is always getting into other people’s faces, as well as using her friend’s issues against them and going after the boys that they’re interested in. But they’ve all known one another forever and generally, you stay friends with people like this, at least in high school.

But then they find Autumn’s body and Cameron flips out, thinking that he’s going to jail. This brings up the past again, as Autumn posts a photo of Maika and Julian as he tries to kiss her. Back to our time and “I Know Who Killed Me” is accusing everyone of the murder. It all leads to the girls using the media to try and clear their names.

Directed by Tim Cruz (The Final Rose) and written by Jackie Logsted (Deadly Secrets of a Cam Girl, Rush for Your Life), this has two major twists left that change the entire story. That said, you’re going to have to watch it yourself to see what happens next. This another example of Tubi originals getting better and having stories that make you stick with them.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Dr. Cook’s Garden (1971)

Originally a play by Ira Levin — A Kiss Before Dying, Rosemary’s Baby, Deathtrap, The Stepford WivesThe Boys from Brazil and Sliver to name a few — this is only the second dramatic role for star Bing Crosby, who took over the part that Burl Ives played on Broadway, Dr. Leonard Cook.

He’s the center of Greenfield, Vermont, responsible for the fact that there is hardly any crime and so much happiness. The man who is like a father to, Jimmy Tennyson( Jimmy Converse), comes back home and wants to be a doctor as well, but Cook is against it. This is his town.

Cook’s assistant Dora Ludlow (Abby Lewis) tells Tennyson to keep working on the older man, who has heart problems, as he needs an assistant. The young doctor also glows close to a former love, Janey Rausch (Blythe Danner). He soon figures out that all of the deaths in town are Dr. Cook pruning his garden of those who aren’t morally right for his small bit of heaven.

Originally airing on January 19, 1971 on ABC, this was directed by Ted Post, who we all know made The Baby and Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Writer Art Wallace worked on the Planet of the Apes TV series, as well as She Waits and being one of the creators of Dark Shadows. This is a really effective — and quick — movie. You’ll see the twist coming, but the end is so moving and Crosby is so good in this role, you’ll be along for every step of the ride.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Junesploitation: Karate for Life (1977)

June 9: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is Kung Fu! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next.

Karate for Life (Karate Baka Ichidai which means A Karate Crazy Life) is the third and final movie in Sonny Chiba and director Kazuhiko Yamaguchi’s series of movies about Kyokushin Karate master Mas Oyama. They’re based on the Karate Baka Ichidai manga that was drawn by Jirō Tsunoda and Jōya Kagemaru and written by Ikki Kajiwara. That comic book and the anime led to a karate boom in Japan and the artwork inspired the Street Fighter series and definitely is why you fight a bull in Karate Champ.

Chiba plays Oyama in all three movies and he has the belief that his martial arts is better than what he calls “dance” kung fu. There are some wild ways the movies prove this, as Chiba battles a bull in Kenka Karate Kyokushinken, which means Fighting Karate Kyokushin Fist. It was released in English speaking countries as Champion of Death and Karate Bullfighter. Not to be outdone, the sequel — Kenka Karate Kyokushin Burai Ken which means Fighting Karate-Brutal Ultimate Truth Fist — has Oyama literally battle a bear. Or a man in a bear costume, but what did you expect? That’s why it’s called Karate Bearfighter here.

Chiba actually studied for several years under Oyama — who has a cameo in the second movie — and achieved the rank of 4th Dan in the style. You can see his love for his master and the art in this movie, which mythologizes the abilities of Kyokushin Karate to somehow even more superhuman levels than the first two movies, minus the animal versus human battles.

This film is bookended by Oyama battling a karate school that he believes is inferior. He enters the school at the start of the film and battles nearly a hundred of their students, decimating them, before they cover the floor with oil to ruin his balance. It barely matters as he destroys even more of them and then plucks the eye out of the sensei, who follows him for the entire movie, waiting to attack, before Oyama fights him in a hall of mirrors as if this were a Japanese by way of Korean hero Enter the Dragon and climaxes with Oyama launching that man off a cliff.

In between, looking to make money to help street children, Oyama becomes involved with pro wrestling, which is used to entertain U.S. troops occupying post-war Japan. Despite giving up plenty of size, Oyama again obliterates everyone he faces and refuses to throw matches for the Yakuza organized crime figures that run it all. However, after he saves the life of a prostitute named Reiko (Yoko Natsuki) who is planning to kill herself after being assaulted by soldiers. Needing money to save a friend after they become sick, he finds himself coming back to wrestling but now he’s in death matches — ala the Tiger Mask manga and anime — that are real battles to one person being killed. Of course, as you expect, he absolutely crushes everyone.

There’s a lot to love here, from a hero that says, “Justice without power is nothing. Power without justice is just violence” which is kind of like Chiba renaming himself JJ Sonny Chiba and the JJ was for Japan Justice to pro wrestling scenes that have the names of each hold dynamically appearing on screen as if they were Shaw Brothers secret techniques, I was on the edge of my seat throughout.

Speaking of pro wrestling, this has Mr. Chin in the cast. According to a biography I found online, Mr. Chin was born Yuichi Deguchi and was a judo style martial artist who started his working life in the Hyogo prefecture’s riot police unit before becoming part of the “Pro Judo” International Judo Association that was founded by Tatsukuma Ushijima as a way for judo fighters to make money putting on bouts and touring before the rise of Rikidozan’s JWA.

After that, Deguchi joined the All Japan Pro Wrestling Association, an Osaka-based promotion that was the first to air pro wrestling on Japanese television. Mostly American soldiers were used as heels other than a man named P.Y. Chong, AKA Harold Watanabe, AKA Memphis legend Tojo Yamamoto (which makes sense to me finally as to how Phil Hickerson got his Asian name latter in his career, Py Chu Hi).

After being part of JWA’s interpromotional Japan Championship Series in October of 1956, Deguchi joined Osaka locals Michiaki “Fireball Kid” Yoshimura, future famous All Japan Pro Wrestling referee Kanji “Joe” Higuchi and Hideyuki Nagasawa in joining the JWA. He became Mr. Chin and dressed in Chinese clothes and became one of the first wrestlers to use the poison mist as well as being one of the first native heels.

Chin feuded with Giant Baba, who took him out of wrestling for two months with one of his big boot kicks. After time in the hospital and encouragement from the nurse who would become his wife, Mr. Chin returned and in one match bit Baba in the chest, giving him a scar that he would carry throughout his career.

After stomach issues, Deguchi did some acting and came back in 1970 for IWE. He traveled to the U.S. for several years on an excursion, reforming his team with Yamamoto and using the name Mr. Kamikaze. He returned in 1976 as a gaijin heel by the name of Mr. Yoto and would later become part of the Independent Gurentai Army with Goro Tsurumi and Katzuso Ooiyama as their managing, taking back his Mr. Chin name. Just before IWE went out of business, he would lose to Hiromichi “Samson” Fuyuki by DQ on the final show at a playground.

As for the IWA, when they went out of business, Masao Inoue, Ashura Hara, Tsurumi and Fuyuki would join AJPW and their biggest star Rusher Kimura would take Isamu Teranishi and Animal Hamaguchi with him to New Japan Pro Wrestling for the first invasion angle in Japanese wrestling history, one that would later inspire the battles with UWFI and the NWO. Meanwhile, IWE founder Isao Yoshihara would become one of NJPW’s bookers. As for Goro Tsurumi, he would run a local indy by the name of IWA Kakuto Shijuku, in which he was the only star and battle masked locals and other indy journeymen like Shoji Nakamaki and Yukihide Ueno.

But what about Mr. Chin? After IWE went out of business, he worked all over the world — even the Middle East — he would eventually debut for Frontier Martial Arts Pro Wrestling at the age of sixty in 1993. He was a comedy match character who would open shows, often wrestling young trainees like future ECW star Masato Tanaka. He also feuded with GOSAKU (who I once wrestled in WMF when he used the name Biomonster DNA) who was using the gimmick name of Undertaker Gosaku and Mr. Chin was Jinsei Chinzaki, taking off from Jinsei “Hakushi” Shinzaki. Sadly, Yuichi Deguchi died of chornic renal failure — after a life dealing with diabetes — in 1995.

Speaking of Japanese actors who would be famous and yet unknown to American audiences, Toshiyuki Tsuchiyama is in this. He’s better known for the mecha suit he wore as Johnny Sokko.

There was a two-part remake of this film, Shin Karate Baka Ichidai: Kakutōsha, directed by Takeshi Miyasaka and released in 2003 and 2004. The second film has pro wrestlers Keiji Mutoh, Masakatsu Funaki and kickboxer and former K-1 referee Nobuaki Kakuda in it.

You can watch this on Tubi.

TUBI ORIGINAL: War of the Worlds: Extinction (2024)

At the end of War of the Worlds: Annihilation, General Skuller (William Baldwin) is taking spaceships into space to colonize — attack — other planets after the planet Earth — destroyed by years of pollution — comes after the planet Emios. He sends Alice (April Mae Davis) through the wormhole that connects the two planets and has her use the Terra Modus to destroy our homeworld by creating a series of natural disasters.

Earth’s defenses are led by General Alfaro (Michael Paré), who coincidentally has an ex-wife named Sybil (Kate Hodge) and a daughter named Jill (Jessy Holtermann) who are studying that very same device. Yes, it’s the battle we’ve always wanted: Baldwin vs. Paré! Where does Eric Roberts stand in all of this?

Directed by Christopher Ray (Fred Olen Ray’s son; he also directed Mercenaries, Almighty Thor and Mega Shark vs. Kolossus) and written by Marc Gottlieb ( Time Pirates) — and produced by The Asylum — this really makes you wonder who the heroes and who the villains are. Maybe there aren’t any when it comes to war? Maybe we have no real choice over who are leader is going to be because both options are the worst possible? Is The Asylum making a deep point for us to consider? No, of course not. They just want to use disasters footage from other movies and have another series of movies to make money from. There’s nothing wrong with that. That’s what exploitation is all about.

You can watch this on Tubi.