2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 23: Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows (2000)

23. PSYCHOGEOGRAPHY: In Psychotronic Challenge, the land haunts YOU! Hopefully that joke, ahem, landed okay. Folk it.

You know, I hate the first Blair Witch Project movie so I was assured that I’d despise this, a movie that utterly bombed at the box office and seemed to make no one happy. But you know, it totally worked. Sequels are hard to make. Joe Berlinger and Dick Beebe wanted to make this as a psychological thriller and meditation on mass hysteria — it’s also about how one town can become a place that it only was on film — and create a movie that was the direct opposite of the first film.

Book of Shadows is closer to the Hollywood movies that the original went so hard away from. Berlinger originally made the film with an ambiguous tone that didn’t give away exactly what happened when the characters stayed overnight in the Black Hills. Artisan wanted a more commerical film, so they had him recut and reshoot this to make it more commercial. That footage was shot weeks from the release in a time when movies had to have prints made, not like how they could just upload the movie to theaters.

The interrogation that is spread throughout the movie was originally an eight-minute end of the story, but the studio also asked them to be spliced through the story. The filmmakers wanted a story that went from a lighthearted romp to suddenly getting violent and dark. They also added in Marilyn Manson’s “Disposable Teens,” which replaced Frank Sinatra’s “Witchcraft.”

Actually, I said this was a bomb earlier and it made $47 million on a $15 million budget. For any other movie, that’d be a success. But it didn’t equal what the first movie did. Honestly, that was impossible.

Tourists are filling up the small town of Burkittsville, Maryland, hoping to be part of the same occult scares that they saw in The Blair Witch Project. Jeff (Jeffrey Donovan) is obsessed with the movie and takes a group on a tour. They include Stephen (Stephen Barker Turner) and his pregnant girlfriend Tristen (Tristine Skyler), Wiccan Erica (Erica Leerhsen) and goth Kim (Kim Director). They camp in a cabin in the woods and hope to see something. Jeff already notices a tree in the middle of the house that was never there in his memory.

After doing drugs, everyone wakes up to Tristen losing her baby. It gets worse — they’ve all been marked for death, their research destroyed and the world itself turning on them. When they play the. tapes they find under the house backward, they see themselves taking part in a demonic ritual orgy and murdering other tourists. The video footage the police show them is even more damning, putting the statement that Jeff makes earlier, “Film lies but video always tells the truth” to the worst test.

Berlinger has mostly made true crime movies in his career, like the Paradise Lost Trilogy, in which he told the story of others who had been blamed for their occult murders, the West Memphis Three. He tried to make a horror movie while also creating a film that took audiences to task for believing everything shot on video to be true. People just wanted more of the same.

I know it’s pretty on the nose, but I love that this ended with Poe’s “Haunted.”

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 22: The Untold (2002)

22. FURGET ABOUT PATTERSON & GIMLIN: Watch a non-American sasquatch movie.

Also known as Sasquatch, this Canadian Sasquatch movie was directed and written by Jonas Quastel. It has Lance Henriksen as Harlan Knowles, the President and CEO of Bio-Comp Technologies. Along with Marla Lawson (Andrea Roth), an insurance person because that’s exciting and kids love underwriters, he’s searching for lost research equipment — and his daughter — in the wilds of Canada.

They also have a computer engineer named Plazz, insurance representative Marla Lawson, survivalist Winston Burg, forensic investigator Nikki Adams, and local mountain man Clayton Tyne to be in danger when Bigfoot rears his ugly head.

I really hope Lance Henriksen got paid really well for all the horrible movies that he did that aired on SyFy. I mean, the guy seems like a good dude and all, but I can only imagine he was forced — I mean, maybe he did them of his own free will, but it feels like forced — into movies like this.

There’s also a big business insider trading storyline and the last thing I want to think about when it comes time to watch skunk apes, yetis, Bigfoots and sasquatches. Nope. I just want to think about monsters running through the woods, not capitalism.

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 21: House of Traps (1982)

21. TRAPS: To lay or be laid, that is the question.

Based on Shi Yukun’s The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants, this Shaw Brothers movie has the Venom Mob and a house of, well, traps. Not a trap house. That’s different.

Directed by Chang Cheh, this is the last Venom Mob movie. Lo Meng is already gone. Only Kuo Choi and Lu Feng get to fight. It seems odd. But then again, there is the house full of traps, which seems to be the main selling point.

Butterfly Chua (Lu Feng) has taken a priceless jade statue and hidden it inside his — do I have to say the title of this movie again? — which has spikes everywhere, steps that rip off feet, steel nets and archers ready to kill anyone who makes it close to the treasure.

Inspector Yuan (Lung Tien-Hsiang) is the person who will challenge the house, because that jade statue — and the other art treasures hidden within — have some great importance to the government. Both Yuan and Butterfly Chua end up employing entire armies of martial artists ready to kick, punch and brutalize one another.

The good guys are called the Rat Gang, which wouldn’t happen in America. There’s also a killer umbrella and some wild costumes. It doesn’t make a lot of sense, but it doesn’t have to. That’s why I love these movies, I can just put them on and they fill my eyes with so many images, my brain was so many visions and my heart with so much joy.

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 20: Nightmare Vacation (2017)

20. TRIPS: Vacations don’t always go how you planned them. Can you get away from the getaway?

This movie may use the UK title of Sleepaway Camp, but it’s actually a lost Polonia Brothers movie that was made by John Polonia and Todd Michael Smith, then restored and finished by Mark. He also provides the narration that keeps this film together, the duct tape holding together this shot on video haunted house, as it were.

This starts with a beach vacation that promises booze and babes, as they say, but ends with a fight sequence that goes on for a long time — and may still be going on — along with some cool see-through masks for the killer.

The camera flies all over the place but there’s a lot of blood. Sure, it’s not really a finished film, but do you come to a fifty-minute Polonia brothers movie from 1993 expecting something that the Criterion Collection will release?

You can watch this on Tubi.

 

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 19: The Green Slime (1968)

19. DRIPS: Blood, sweat, goop, tears, slime, or questionable muck is a must here.

Known in Japan as Ganmā Daisan Gō: Uchū Daisakusen or Gamma 3: The Great Space War, this was directed by Kinji Fukasaku (Battles Without Honor or HumanityBattle RoyaleMessage from Space) and written by American screenwriters Tom Rowe, Charles Sinclair and Bill Finger, the uncredited for decades co-creator of Batman. It was shot with a Japanese crew and has non-Japanese actors Robert Horton, Richard Jaeckel and Luciana Paluzzi in the lead roles. A  co-production between Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Ram Films and Toei, this had MGM paying and providing the script, along with Toei hiring the film crew and getting a location to shoot this.

Commander Jack Rankin (Horton) takes command of space station Gamma 3 with the goal of destroying Flora, an asteroid about to end all life on Earth. Along with Commander Vince Elliot (Jaeckel) and science officer Dr. Hans Halversen (Ted Gunther) to set bombs off on the surface of the asteroid, but they end up bringing back some of that green slime. That slime starts eating any energy it can and turns into one-eyed creatures that love to kill humans.

As we’re getting into the United Nations nature of this movie, it all started in Italy, as years before MGM had contracted Antonio Margheriti to direct four movies about the adventures of space station Gamma One: Wild, Wild Planet, War of the Planets, War Between the Planets and Snow Devils. MGM was so happy with these movies that they released them theatrically. This was intended by producers Walter Manley and Ivan Reiner as the fifth film in the series.

Charles Fox, who wrote the theme song for this film, would go on to co-write “Killing Me Softly With His Song,” the Wonder Woman theme and music for Barbarella. It has Randy Nauert on sitar, Richard Delvy playing drums as well as producing and arranging, Rick Lancelot singing, Rob Edwards on guitar and Paul Tanner playing Theremin.

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 18: Hard Boiled (1992)

18. SO MUCH DEATH: The R.I.P. section has been very active this year so today watch a movie with a high body count.

307 people get killed in this movie.

It’s like John Woo looked at the most violent gun culture movies of the U.S. and was like, I can do this so much better.

After getting criticized for making films that glamorized gangsters, Woo wanted to make a Dirty Harry style film to make the police look heroic. He was on his way out of Hong Kong to Hollywood, so this was his final statement on Hong Kong action.

And oh man, this movie never fails to delight.

Inspector “Tequila” Yuen (Chow Yun-Fat) loses his partner and decides to play judge, jury and executioner, forgetting due process and blowing the murderer away. He gets kicked off the force.

Killing machine Alan (Tony Leung) is wiping out all of the gangs in the city and nearly shoots Tequila, saving his life because, well, Alan is also a cop.

Johnny Wong (Alan Wong) is the gangster boss running guns out of a hospital.

Really, you just put all of these characters against one another, throw in a few thousand bullets and sit back and enjoy what comes next.

This is a movie that has Chow Yun-Fat catch on fire and a baby pisses it out. The first time I saw it, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing and kept rewinding it. And it gets so audacious by the end, as shopping carts filled with guns are used to decimate bad guys and Western attention spans.

Critics loved The Killer in the U.S. more, but this is a movie made to watch with other people, all shouting and screaming as the action just keeps getting more intense. In fact, I’d say this is my favorite action movie of all time, one that sets a bar that has never been matched since.

I love this so much I accidentally reviewed it twice.

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 17: Boogeyman II (1983)

17. THE VIDEO NASTY: Watch one of the 72 banned in the UK. And we thought the PMRC was tough…

It’s been one of my goals to check off every single one of all three of the video nasty lists. You can check the progress at Letterboxd and write-ups on sections one, two and three.

Ulli Lommel loved the story of Boogeyman so much that he made it over and over again. In fact, a good chunk of this movie is a flashback to the first. So while John Carradine’s name might be high up in the credits, he’s all past footage. As for Lommel, he started as an actor, first appearing in Russ Meyer’s Fanny Hill, then acting in Fassbinder’s surreal western film Whitey (as well as several other of the director’s films). He moved to the U.S. and worked with Warhol in the films Cocaine Cowboys and Blank Generation. His wife at the time, Suzanna Love — a descendent of the creator of the Pratt Institute — helped write these movies and also appears in them as Lacey.

The story is told that Paramount wanted to pay for a big budget sequel and Lommel decided to make the sequel himself. In this, Lacey goes to Hollywood, along with a shard of that haunted mirror, and the filming the movie within a movie turns into a murderous affair. Also: the credits are hand-written and you can see hands holding the titles, which seems like anything but the movie Paramount would have paid for. Nor would be the first 25 minutes of this movie during which we see pretty much the entire first film all over again.

The funny thing is that the deaths in the new footage are not shot in a shocking — or easily visible, this thing is dark and poorly made — way. The reason this movie ended up on the video nasty list is all due to the footage taken from the first movie, which is also on the list. It’s like an artist being inducted into the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame as a member of a group and a solo artist.

That said — someone does get killed by their mouth getting shoved onto a hot tail pipe.

So yeah. Nearly 85% of this movie is the movie you already saw. It’s made in Lommel’s house. It has him in the cast. And while Bruce Starr (Bruce Pearn) is listed as director, Lommel also has his hands all over this. A true cash-in if there ever was one, I guess you have to admire the sheer nuts on this man.

 

 

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 16: Mulholland Drive (2001)

16. MAKING THE 3RD WALL: One where they’re filming a movie within the movie you’re watching.

Smarter minds and better writers have already written about the work of David Lynch, so let me write a lot about what this movie means to me at 3 AM. This may be the best way to do this.

“A love story in the city of dreams.”

Originally shot as a TV pilot that its ABC didn’t understand but come on. Do you expect them to? It was supposedly intended to be a series about Audrey Horne. What amazes me is that — according to David Lynch — the decision maker at ABC who saw it watched it at 6AM and was having coffee and standing up. That person is the reason this became a movie and not a TV show.

Naomi Watts is both Betty Elms and Diane Selwyn. Laura Harring is Rita and Camilla Rhodes. The film starts with a car crash and ends with a gunshot. In-between are moments like a man claiming that if he sees the evil man from his dreams, he’ll die. And then he does.

Sometimes this movie makes my head hurt. I guess some movies don’t need explained but this begs for you to understand what it’s about. Is Betty real? Diane? Both? Does the Hollywood experience match that of star Watts? Is the death of the Hollywood fantasy Lynch’s own anger at an industry that he still had to hustle for money? Are these parallel universes? Can everyone exist at the same time in the same place?

It’s also about Club Silencio, where everything is an illusion. A place where Rebekah Del Rio sings “Crying” in Spanish and passes out while her vocals keep singing. Lynch again using recorded vocals for live singers, lip synching so many time. Plus Lynch knows who to hire, like Ann Miller, James Karen, Dan Hedaya and Lee Grant.

What is it like to be an actor in one of Lynch’s movies, perhaps only understanding the most limited outline of the story? I think it’d be so interesting because there’s no way to ever know if you’re playing things the right way. Even you, the person reading this, will it in its own way. What other director can do that?

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 15: Body Double (1984)

15. VIDEO STORE DAY: This is the big one. Watch something physically rented or bought from an actual video store. If you don’t have access to one of these sacred archival treasures then watch a movie with a video store scene in it at least. #vivaphysicalmedia

“I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.”

I’ve said it before. Everything I find attractive in the opposite sex is Melanie Griffith: the toughness of Edith Johnson in Cherry 2000, the smarts of Tess McGill in Working Girl, the dangerous edge of Audrey Hankel in Something Wild and, well, Holly Body in this movie wearing a fringed jacket, smoking with short blonde hair? Have you seen my wife?

Wikipedia states that this is a “homage to the 1950s films of Alfred Hitchcock, specifically Rear Window, Vertigo and Dial M for Murder,” but this is a giallo thanks to the main character being implicated in the murder, misdirection as to what the real crime is and who the killer may be, and the fact that murder and sex have come together most horrifyingly as a drill penetrates a woman and the floor beneath her, dripping hot blood all over the protagonist.

Jake Scully (Craig Wasson) has lost his home, his lover and his last role, all because of the childhood phobias that have made him claustrophobia — hey another giallo moment — yet after taking a method acting class, he’s found a place in the astounding home of actor Sam Bouchard (Gregg Henry), who before he leaves for Europe takes time to show him a woman — Gloria Revelle (Deborah Shelton, Miss USA 1970, who was also in Bloodtide) — who strips down every night for whoever watches her.

That home is the Chemosphere house which is also in Charlie’s Angels.

Obsessed by this woman, Jake starts following her and even watches her be attacked by a mystery man. That same “Indian” steals her purse as Jake follows her to a rendezvous at a hotel where she’s about to meet another man who stands her up. He gets her purse back before his phobia traps him in a tunnel. She helps him escape his fear. They embrace. They kiss. That night, the “Indian” returns and kills her with a gigantic drill as Jake fails to save her; a huge white dog has stopped him. When he calls the police, Detective Jim McLean (Guy Boyd) tells him that his need to watch and not involve the police earlier led to Gloria’s death.

Later that evening, unable to sleep, Jake notices a woman dancing on a cable channel whose movements are the same as his mystery woman. Those movies and those curves belong to Holly Body (Griffith), an adult star who he works his way into meeting and then frightens away, just in time for the “Indian,” who ends up being Alex Revelle, the husband of Gloria, but also Sam Bouchard, to knock out Holly, who he paid to dance for Jake so that he’d keep watching and see his wife get killed, giving him the alibi that he was in Europe and the “Indian” was the real killer.

That reveal is so giallo it should make the screen turn yellow.

Director Brian DePalma was recovering from dealing with the censors over Scarface and women’s groups after Dressed to Kill. Much like Argento, who made Tenebre his most violent film yet after similar criticism — they both also tend to answer yes to the question “Do you like Hitchcock?” — DePalma decided to go hard instead of giving up.

He told the Philadelphia Inquirer “If this one doesn’t get an X, nothing I ever do is going to. This is going to be the most erotic and surprising and thrilling movie I know how to make… I’m going to give them everything they hate and more of it than they’ve ever seen. They think Scarface was violent? They think my other movies were erotic? Wait until they see Body Double.”

Originally, DePalma was going to have Annette Haven play Holly, but the studio bristled at an actual hardcore actress being in their movie. She stayed on to consult and explain what the world of adult was like. DePalma also wanted Sylvia Kristel for the role of Gloria and man, if that happened, this movie would have been too much for 12 year old me.

DePalma ended up ending his three picture deal with Columbia after this movie, which nearly got an X rating, saying “The only people crazier than the people who criticize me for violence are the people at the studios. I can’t stand that sort of cowardice.” As for critics, Ebert loved it, Siskel hated it and said it was splatter and everyone kept saying he hated women. Years later, the director would explain to The Guardian, “Body Double was reviled when it came out. Reviled. It really hurt. I got slaughtered by the press right at the height of the women’s liberation movement… I thought it was completely unjustified. It was a suspense thriller, and I was always interested in finding new ways to kill people.”

So yeah. It bombed at the box office. But it has a great rental store scene, the twist from the coffin scene to the real fate that Jake finds himself in is astounding and even the way the credits come in is absolutely genius. Throw in the wild notion that this movie briefly becomes a Frankie Goes to Hollywood video — man, DePalma loves that spinning dance camera and that scene is such a wow, look, there’s Brink Stevens, Annette Haven, Cara Lott and Lindsay Freeman moment — and you have a movie that I’ve thought about since I first saw it as a teen. Watching it again as an old man, I see the sadness creep through the sin, the voyeur being when he starts watching and gets to actually making it.

Also: that same dance set was reused for Fright Night.

It’s funny because Argento and DePalma always get compared to one another. DePalma said in an interview “Actually the only film I’ve seen of Argento’s is The Bird with the Crystal Plumage. That is the only film of his I remember ever seeing. I know I get compared to him a lot, and people think I took this or that from there or here. But, I actually only remember ever seeing that one film of his. I’m not a student of giallo films at all. I know Martin Scorsese showed me some Mario Bava films back in like the 70s or something.”

Sure, alright. Maybe we should compare the shot for shot moments in Tenebre and Raising Cain

I digress.

Both are extremely talented and have dealt with the same criticism. Both made poorly advised movies late in their career. Both even married actresses from their films. Both used Pino Donaggio to compose their movies, Argento with Trauma and DePalma more than once.

They should just get together and have some wine and be friends.

Looking back at Body Double, I am astounded by how much DePalma got away with and how much art he still worked into this. It’s sleazy and hard to defend, but that just makes me enjoy it beyond what I should.

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 14: The House Where Evil Dwells (1982)

14. THE RUBY ANNI-VHS-ARY: Watch something that came out in 1982. #onlyonVHS!

Based on the novel by James Hardiman and directed by Kevin Connor (From Beyond the Grave), this movie starts with a samurai committing murder-suicide when he catches his wife with another man. The house, as you can pick up from the title, is haunted and that’s the nightmare world that the Fletchers — Ted (Edward Albert), Laura (Susan George) and Amy (Amy Barrett) — end up living at.

The spirits of the house possess Laura and she ends up having an affair with Ted’s friend Alex (Doug McClure), which seems like the kind of excuse guys use to get away with getting caught. Seriously, a samurai and the dead spirits of his wife and her secret lover made me do it. They also turned into spider crabs and pushed our little girl out of a tree! Why don’t you believe me?

Connor related a story about one of the lovemaking scenes in this movie: “The interesting story about this is that the producers wanted a more graphic sex scene, which wasn’t in the script. So Edward Albert and Susan George agreed to do it on their terms which was that Susan would wear her panties because of an experience she had had on Straw Dogs where somebody at the lab (allegedly) had copied some of the revealing out-takes from her nude scenes – so she certainly wasn’t going to let that happen again. You can imagine how difficult it was to shoot a nude scene with both your leads wearing underwear, but it worked out very well.”

Between ninjas and ghost samurai, Susan George’s early 80s really were something.