Full Metal Ninja (1989)
IFD has a copyright of 1973 on this movie and describes it as so: “Eagle miraculously survives the massacre by General Lung in which his parents are killed and his wife is kidnapped. After spending months alone honing his fighting skills, Eagle sets out to rescue Jade from Lung and kill him and the others […]
TWO KILLER MOVIES ON THE DIA DOUBLE FEATURE!
Try not to get murdered this weekend when Bill and I show two murderous movies from the black heart of the 70s at 8 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube channel. Up first, The Night God Screamed is a PG-rated blast of Manson-fearing weirdness that we can’t wait. to show you. Check it out on YouTube. Cult […]
Ninja Squad (1986)
A ninja named Billy — who is really from a Filipino movie made two years before this called Hatulan si baby angustia — has been training with a ninja master named Gordon (Richard Harrison, in the same footage that was supposedly for one film and ended up being ten or more). But now as it is time […]
Kunoichi ninpô-chô: Yagyû gaiden (1998)
When a gang of killers named The 7 Spears, led by Akinari Katou, kill an entire convent of nuns — save for seven survivors, led by Ochie (Yuko Moriyama, Moon Over Tao, Zeiram) — who decide to become an army of female ninja, led by a legendary eyepatch wearing samurai named Jubei Yagyu (Hitoshi Ozawa, who literally led them […]
Clash of the Ninjas (1986)
There are two — actually, who knows, there could be hundreds — of posters for this movie. One has a series of realistic ninjas posing with their swords while the other has Manny Cobretti in cartoon form in front of an American flag, along with a star-throwing ninja and a black man comically firing a […]
Ninja: American Warrior (1987)
If you have not indulged in the movie drug heroin that is the cinema of Godfrey Ho, the best way to describe it is watching several movies at once. He goes beyond even the remix remake rip-off cinema of other countries and the copy and paste of Bruno Mattei to outright sample and steal from […]
9 1/2 Ninjas! (1991)
You have to admire the sheer gumption to make a movie that fuses the worlds of ninjitsu and softcore, a world that Adrian Lyne could not have envisioned when he put some honey on the table and put “You Can Leave Your Hat On” on the boombox. Directed by Aaron Barsky — perhaps the only […]
The Party Animal (1984)
David Beaird seems like the least likely person to direct a teen sex comedy. Or a boner movie. Or a lemon popsicle. Born in Shreveport, Louisiana, he made his way to Chicago’s Goodman School of Drama and by the age of nineteen, he was already being hailed by The Chicago Tribune as “a young man […]
TUBI ORIGINAL: The Amityville Curse (2023)
Hans Holzer’s The Amityville Curse was one of several books that the author and parapsychologist wrote about 112 Ocean Avenue (Murder In Amityville, Amityville II: The Possession and The Secret of Amityville are the others). They’re based on the time that he and spiritual medium Ethel Meyers spent in the house. She claimed that it had been built on top of […]
Rage of a Ninja (1988)
Mel Simons (Marko Ritchie) — a ninja in pink — and the evil boss of all ninjas — he’s the one in yellow — (Mike Abbott) are fighting over the ownership of the manual that allows one to become the ultimate ninja. The evil ninja pulls out a gun and kills Mel, but it was […]
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