Drag Racer (1972)

“(A) versatile and underrated B-movie Renaissance man.”
— IMDb, about actor-director John “Bud” Cardos.

That’s the understatement of the century, ye IMDb database scribe. Look at that short — but hit-packed director’s resume: Kingdom of the Spiders (we need to review that one!), The Dark! The Day Time Ended! Mutant! Gor II: Outlaw of Gor! (well, they’re hits for the B&S About Movies crowd). Then there’s Bud’s cable and VHS potboilers that star friggin’ Ernest Borginine, Robert Vaughn, Oliver Reed, and Herbert Lom in the same friggin’ movie: Skeleton Coast (1988), and Act of Piracy (1988) with Gary Busey and Ray Sharkey kicking ass. Then there’s Bud’s acting resume with Al Adamson and the films Hells Angels on Wheels (1967), Psych-Out (1968), The Road Hustlers (1968), The Savage Seven (1968), Killers Three (1968; starring Merle Haggard and a very young Lane Caudell of 2020’s Getaway), Blood of Dracula’s Castle (1969), Satan’s Sadists (1969), Five Bloody Graves (1969), and Hell’s Bloody Devils (1970).

After entering the annals of Bikerdom with his third acting gig in Hells Angels on Wheels (he had support roles in 1965’s Deadwood ’76 and Run Home, Slow), and paying attention on all of those Al Adamson sets and Roger Corman AIP productions, Bud Cardos transitioned behind the lens for the blaxploitation-spaghetti western (Uh, oh. Here we go again with the genre mixin’: Hey! Harry Hope and Harry Tampa of Smokey and the Judge and Nocturna fame, hiya!) with The Red, White, and the Blue, aka Soul Soldier (1970).

And the burgeoning, becoming “hot” and “trendy” drag racing genre was next on Bud’s resume with the youth-oriented (as were all of the ’60s racin’ flicks that simply substituted asphalt for sand) action-drama starring John Davis Chandler?

“Who?”

Seriously? The dude is iconic in a Richard Lynch-amazing kind of way.

John Davis Chandler January 28, 1935 – February 16, 2010

Now do you know him?

Let’s not even get into his extensive ’60s and ’70s television resume . . . just look at the movies: John Frankeheimer’s The Young Savages (1961; a more violent The Blackboard Jungle, if you will) with Burt Lancaster. Sam Peckinpah’s Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid (1973) with Kris Kristofferson, James Coburn, and Richard Jaeckel. Clint Eastwood’s The Outlaw Josie Wales (1976). Across 100-plus credits, JDC was everywhere, and he was nowhere. No truer “dark man” actor was he.

Courtesy of NHRA.com

Here, John Davis Chandler stars alongside Jeremy Slate (Do we really need to get into is resume?) and beach-snow flick bunny mainstay Deborah Walley in this not-a-Frankie-Avalon-Fabian racing flick that stars Mark Slade alongside (as you can see by the drive-in flyer, above) the nation’s top drag racers. (Mark has too many ’60s and ’70s TV series to mention, but by 1967, starred for three years on The High Chaparral; before that, the McHale’s Navy rip, The Wackiest Ship in the Army; he got his start as co-star on Gomer Pyle: USMC.)

Drag Racer is simple tale: Mark Slade is a young man who dreams of tearin’ down the quarter mile with the big dogs that, while it has (it must have) romance, there very little of that dramatic yakity-yak that bogged down the likes of Red Line 7000, Thunder Alley, and The Wild Racers. As with David Cronenberg’s lone non-horror film, Fast Company, Drag Racer is about gritty realism that puts the actors into the pits to mix it up with the real racers (Bill Schultz, John Lombardo, Norm Wilcox, and Larry Dixon) at famed West Coast racetracks Irwindale Raceway, Lions Drag Strip, and Orange County Int’l Raceway.

Is the acting a bit rough in spots? Is the editing and cinematography amateurish? Sure. (It adds to the film’s realistic, documentary quality.) This is one of those films that was once embraced by UHF-TV in the early ’70s (watched it twice), temporarily embraced on VHS (watched it once), then jettisoned. Considering Bud Cardos’s pedigree, this one — is in desperate need — of a full restoration (and not just a rip n’ burn) to DVD. Hint! Kino Lorber, Arrow Video?

This is a classic must-watch for racing fans — even with a muddy, washed-out blurred print. It really is one of the best drag flicks out there. And whadda ya’ know: You Tube comes through again — and with a VHS and not a TV rip! Sweet!

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Dixie Dynamite (1976)

Okay, so this is more grindhouse . . . than fast. And it’s more hicksploitation . . . than furious. But this Smokey and the Bandit, drive-in rush job by Lawrence Woolner’s — an exhibitor who had made a number of films, including several with Roger Corman — Dimension Pictures under the thumb of Warner Bros. is rife with all of the fast and furious car chases and crashes we came for.

And besides: we’re talking Dimension Pictures here. Do you realize how many Lawrence Woolner drive-in flicks you’ve seen: Invasion of the Bee Girls, ‘Gator Bait, and Dolemite are a few. And how can we forget Scum of the Earth and The Redeemer: Son of Satan (aka Class Reunion Massacre).

And if that doesn’t entice you: Quentin Tarantino “Easter Eggs” the Dixie Dynamite theatrical one-sheet in Deathproof. And, for you Steve McQueen fans: he’s an uncredited motorcycle stuntman on the film. (Hey, $200 bucks is $200 bucks.)

You still never saw Dixie Dynamite? Well, you surely saw its stunts recycled as stock footage (as with Flash and the Firecat; also reviewed this week) in the Lee Major-starring TV series The Fall Guy. (Opps! Lee starred in his own fast n’ furious romp: The Last Chase; also reviewed this week).

Oh, yeah, the plot (such as it is): When their moonshiner pappy is killed by a corrupt deputy, two curvaceous young girls of the Daisy Duke-variety (the smokin’ Jane Anne Johnstone and Kathy McHaley as Dixie and Patsy) take over daddy’s business and set out for revenge in a Dukes of Hazzard meets Robin Hood tale. (Do you know your Dukes roots? No? Check out our review of Moonrunners.)

Hey, wait a cotton pickin’ minute ya’ll. Isn’t this just all a trial run for Thelma and Louise made 15 years later.

Oh, hell, yes, Bocephus!

But we’z all gits Warren Oates (Two-Lane Blacktop) as a motocross racer and old family friend that helps the girls, and we get our Sheriff Buford T. Justice in the form of Sheriff Phil Marsh played by Christopher George (Mortuary!, Day of the Animals! City of the Living Dead!, Grizzly!). And there’s the always welcomed R.G Armstrong, again, who’s been down this road before with Burt Reynolds in the rednecksploitation influencer, 1973’s White Lightning.

This is out in a couple of different reissue-imprints as an easily attainable DVD, but you can check it out on You Tube.

Don’t forget: We had a huge “Redneck Week” blowout back in August 2019, which we recapped — and explore even more films — with our “The Top 70 Good Ol’ Boys Film List: 1972 to 1986” featurette. There. Finally! We did it, Sam! We reviewed Dixie Dynamite! Cross it off the list!

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Moving Violation (1976)

You know how it goes. You’re a drifter (in this case, you’re played by Stephen McHattie) and you pick up a girl with some ice cream (who in this occasion is played by Kay Lenz, who was so great in HouseThe Initiation of Sarah and Stripped to Kill) when you see a cop kill a man. Now, you’re both on the run across the country, as he’s made you both the prime suspects in a crime that he committed.

Oh the seventies and your road pictures that can’t end well for the heroes…

A Roger and Julie Corman produced movie that destroys 26 cars and has a scene where the hero attacks a police station that was 100% reused for First Blood, this is the kind of movie that played drive-ins all over the place in our country’s bicentennial year. It’s one of the few theatrical movies — if not the only one — that Charles S. Dubin directed, as the majority of his long career was spent in TV.

It’s not the best car crash film we watched this week, but McHattie would go on to be in Pontypool and Kay Lenz skinny dips in it and sometimes, that’s all it takes.

You can watch this on YouTube.

The Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow (1959)

The follow-up to Hot Rod Gang, this American-International Pictures film was released as a double feature with Diary of a High School Bride, which like all AIP movies has an astounding title.

Much like the late era beach party films, this one is tired of the genre — AIP had so many car-related movies released in a short period — and pokes fun at its conventions.

The Hot Rod Gang gets kicked out of their clubhouse, so they move into an old deserted mansion. As part of the grand opening of their new place, they have a Halloween party where everyone shows up as their favorite monster, except a real monster sneaks in and starts dancing with the girls.

Tommy Ivo, who appears in this, was a legitimate drag racer and several of the cars were his. The real monster is Paul Blaisdell, who recycled two of his effects, which come from the films The Astounding She-Creature and Invasion of the Saucer Men. As for the ghost, it doesn’t show up until forty minutes into this movie.

Hey, kids, “alive to the jive” and watch it on You Tube. We found two songs from the film, “Tongue Tied” and “He’s My Guy,” on You Tube to enjoy, embedded below.

Thunder in Carolina (1960)

Filmed at small dirt ovals throughout the Southern U.S. and set at the 1959 NASCAR Southern 500 at Darlington Raceway — with footage shot at the event itself with star Rory Calhoun actually racing some actual laps — this stock car racing movie is a favorite of Quentin Tarantino. He said of the film, “There are some fun Southern ones too. Rory Calhoun did a movie called Thunder in Carolina where a driver teaches his mechanic how to race.”

If you love early TV, then this movie is perfect for you, because the Skipper (Alan Hale Jr.) and Connie Post from Mr. Ed (Connie Hines) are both in it.

Anyways, Calhoun plays Mitch Cooper, who teaches his mechanic Les (John Gentry) how to race cars but falls for his protege’s wife (Hines), which ends up an injured Mitch racing the big one against his former friend, who now is on the team of an unfeeling rich guy.

Paul Helmick only directed this film and Teenage Thunder, but was the assistant director on everything from Hello, Dolly! and Rio Bravo to MartyGentlemen Prefer Blondes and To Have and Have Not.

You can watch this on Amazon Prime.

Flash and the Firecat (1975)

We’ve talked quite a bit about writer-director-producers Ferd and Beverly Sebastian in the paragraphs of our reviews for ‘Gator Bait and AC/DC: Let There Be Rock (which they imported and recut) and Rocktober Blood* (four times!). The drive-in oeuvre of their Sebastian International Pictures was a studio that was second-to-none in churning out one Roger Cormanesque ‘make ’em-fast-make ’em cheap hit film after another.

This crime caper tale — primarily written by Beverly with Ferd as her co-writer; she, in turn, served as a co-director to Ferd — we’ve got two reformed, California “Summer of Love” hippies in a tricked-out dune buggy pulling heists. Ah, but this is lighthearted caper, so if it sounds a lot like Smokey and the Bandit — two years before we knew anything about a gold eagle-blazed black Trans Ams — it probably is.

“The Flash” of these proceedings is the affable Tricia Sembera, who, while on her way to becoming the next Claudia Jennings (‘Gator Bait) courtesy of getting her start with the Sebastians, retired from the business after making this, her lone film. After continuing her 20-year successful overseas modeling career with Ford Models, she came out of retirement to do one more film: the 1980 ABC-TV movie The Ivory Ape starring Jack Palance.

“The Firecat” of these crime caper shenanigans is TV actor Roger Davis, who you know for his two year, 120-plus episode run as Charles Delaware Tate on TV’s Dark Shadows, as Jeff Clark in the 1970 House of Dark Shadows theatrical film, and the scuzzy redneck romp, 1976’s Nashville Girl. (And I remember him as the human-Cylon hybrid “Andromus” from the awful-dreadful Galactica: 1980. Sorry, Rog.)

Together, as the Flash and the Firecat, they concoct an idea to use The Flash’s blonde bombshell wiles to seduce Tracy Walley, the teen son (Tracy Sebastian, aka Trey Loren, aka Billy Eye Harper) of a bank manager (ubiquitous TV actor Phil Burns**), and ride the dopey, love-struck puppy around town in her “cool” dune buggy and buy him an Orange Fanta, etc. Meanwhile, The Firecat calls in a ransom demand and walks out of the bank with $30K large — without pulling a gun. Of course . . . Tracy Walley isn’t kidnapped because, going back to our Smokey and the Bandit analogy: he’s “Frog,” aka Sally Field, who was “kidnapped” by the Bandit. And, as we say often around here, “the chase” ensues.

Hey, wait a minute. I know this footage! Yep! STOCK FOOTAGE ALERT! It was used on The Fall Guy! Thanks to SCL Stunt Fan You Tube for the upload.

The chase comes courtesy of Sheriff C.W. Thurston, played by the always welcomed Dub Taylor (known for 1972’s The Getaway and 1969’s The Wild Bunch, and too many other films — 260 — across film and TV to mention). Also on their trail is Milo Pewett, played by Richard “Jaws” Kiel (The Humanoid), who could care less about the kid and more about the cash.

Hey! There’s Newell Alexander (who also appears in 2012’s Easy Rider: The Ride Back, which we reviewed for our first “Fast & Furious Week”). And there’s George “Buck” Flowers! YEAH! So, basically all of the underdog actors from the ’60 and ’70s we care about here at B&S About Movies are in this movie.

You can watch Flash and the Firecat for free on You Tube, as well as a few other Sebastian International Pictures flicks on their official You Tube page.


* Yeah, we love Billy Eye and Rocktober Blood around here . . . a love only matched by our admiration for Sammy Curr in the other “No False Metal” classic of our youth: Trick or Treat.

** Sorry Sam: Don’t fire me, man. But Phil Burns was Marty Seinfeld, Jerry’s dad for one episode. He was soon fired and replaced by Barry Frank. So, you may want to ban Phil Burn and Barry Frank movies, so as to stop my Seinfeld insanity.

Ferd Sebastian
July 25, 1933 — March 27, 2022
Obituary

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Sunny Side Up (2017)

Written and directed by Mike Melo, Sunny Side Up is all about Gregory Samuel, a funeral director whose never-ending internal monologue is keeping him from experiencing anything close to a normal life. Given a leave of abscense from his work to figure it all out, he locks himself in his apartment for thirty days, but ends up meeting a neighbor named Emma who may change everything.

Melo said of this movie, “It was a deeply personal film for me. Social anxiety has always been a part of my life but I felt it even more profoundly after the passing of my grandmother. It’s difficult to express what you’re going through sometimes. This was an attempt to bridge the gap between those who feel something similar and those who might not. Now with lockdowns and isolation, these feelings are seemingly becoming more relevant.”

Can Gregory figure it all out? I’m not going to spoil things, just inform you that this movie is now available on demand for your watching enjoyment.

Repost: Car Crash (1981)

Editor’s Note: This review ran on October 14, 2020, as part of the 2020 Scarecrow Psychotonic Challenge. In our quest to catalog all manner of car flicks from the video fringe, we’re reposting the review as part of our “Fast and Furious Week: Part Deux.”

If you’re going to make a race car movie in 1981 and you’re Anthony M. Dawson — ahem Antonio Margheriti — and you’ve got the Italians, the Spanish and some Mexicans interested in your film, you propose only one actor who can be in your film. Travolta.

Joey Travolta.

And oh yeah, John Steiner. Everyone loves John Steiner!

Paul (Travolta) and Nick (Vittorio Mezzogiorno, The House of the Yellow Carpet) are race car buddies who run afoul of the mob and a double-crossing antiques dealer named Janice (Ana Obregón, who is in Treasure of the Four Crowns and a fixture in the scandal sheets, what with being a Jeffrey Epstein client, a rumored affair with David Beckham that caused his wife Victoria to refer to her as a “geriatric Barbie” and paying her bodyguards to assault reporters). They get the perfect car to be winners — a red Trans-Am — and end up finally racing in the Imperial Crash, which seems like something out of Speed Racer in all the best of ways.

Steiner is Kirby, the person who is buying all the antiques off of Janice. He ends up flooding most of his estate and challenging our heroes to a race that destroys most of his home, crashes his car and drenches his butler. And he loves it!

This is a big dumb Italian version of a big dumb American race movie, which is something I never knew I wanted but totally know that I now love. You know what’s missing from those movies? Model cars and a synth-ed out soundtrack. This one has that, including a model train crash and numerous scenes of firepits being jumped, cars racing down hills, non-stop motor noise and protagonists who whip dynamite out of moving cars like they’re done it a million times before.

I’m not saying that I want Antonio Margheriti to direct everything I watch, but if the ratio was 75% Margheriti, this would be a much better life.

You can watch this on YouTube.

HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY DRIVE-IN ASYLUM DOUBLE FEATURE!

Hey, did you know it’s Christmas soon? We did and that’s why you’re getting a holiday movie every week along with something else, all December from the two of us. We’ll be at the Groovy Doom Facebook page at 8 PM East Coast Time, so make sure to “like” the page so you get an alert when we go live throughout the night.

Up first — perhaps the best holiday movie ever made, Black Christmas.

To go with this movie, may I offer you a drink?

Secret Santa

  • 4 oz. eggnog (take your pick of brands, I bought the actual SoCo version)
  • 2 oz. Southern Comfort
  1. This one is simple. Pour it all together over ice and enjoy. Feel free to substitute your beverage of choice, like Fireball instead of Southern Comfort. I mean, this is a Canadian movie, so maybe some Canadian Club?

Less well known, but no less great, will be our second feature…1980’s House of the Dead AKA Alien Zone.

There’s no trailer, but there is this drink recipe…

Alien Zoned Out in the House of the Dead (from the book 10,000 Drinks by Paul Knorr, where it was called Zoned Out)

  • 1 oz. pineapple vodka
  • 1 oz. Chambord
  • 1/2 oz. peach schnapps
  • 2 oz. cranberry juice
  • 1 oz. orange juice
  1. Build over ice, then stir!

You can watch the movies here:

Black Christmas: Tubi

House of the Dead: Tubi

Fast Charlie . . . the Moonbeam Rider (1979)

During the 1920s, a World War I veteran and deserter Charlie (Steve McQueen) wants to be the first person to win a transnational motorcycle race. Romance and adventure ensues as Charlie picks up a woman (Brenda Vaccaro) and her son as he pursues the big win.

Wait . . . what? That’s not Steve McQueen on the poster.

McQueen, who loved his motorcycles and did his own stunts in The Great Escape, would have been perfect as Charlie, but could you imagine McQueen in a Roger Corman-produced movie? But McQueen was notorious for bringing in his own writers and doing rewrites himself. He probably would have had Corman-protégé Steve Carver for lunch . . . then shat him out on the set of Tom Horn.

It’s more than likely McQueen passed because he was in production with his pet project and eventual box-office bomb An Ememy of the People (1978), which he made as his follow up to the box-office bonanza that was 1974’s The Towering Inferno. Don’t forget, McQueen is the guy who took a $200 job as an uncredited motorcycle stuntman in the hicksploitation romp Dixie Dynamite (1976; also reviewed this week) starring Warren Oates — all because of his love of motorcycles. So, yeah. If not for his four-years-in-production pet project, he would have definitely jumped on the WW I-era bike and burned rubber.

Steve Carver directed the mobster pics Big Bad Mama with Angie Dickenson (Prey for the Wildcats) and Capone with Ben Gazara (Yep! Brad Wesley of Roadhouse fame!) for Roger Corman. He’d direct two for Chuck Norris: An Eye for an Eye and Lone Wolf McQuade, and even worked with Fred Olen Ray (A Christmas Princess) on Bulletproof starring Gary Busey. Oh, and how can we forget the Pam Grier classic where blaxploitation meets ancient Rome in 1973’s The Arena. The script was the feature film debut for skilled ’60s television scribe Michael Gleason (police procedurals and westerns; he also banged out a half-dozen TV movies as he worked his way up to 94-episode run as the head writer on the ’80s spy-romance drama, Remington Steele).

On the press junket for the film, Brenda Vaccaro explained she was forced to make the movie under her contract with Universal. She would have never done it otherwise (Not wanting to work with Corman or the inexperienced Carver? The loss of McQueen?), but was glad she did and she had a fun time on the project.

Fun indeed. Because in addition to David Carradine, who’s great in the role intended for Steve McQueen, we also get all those great ’70s character actors we love: L.Q Jones (Brotherhood of Satan and A Boy and his Dog), R.G Armstrong, Terry Keiser, and Jesse Vint.

While it was shot as a theatrical feature, the film didn’t live up to its expectations (due to the loss of Steve McQueen), so this one never played in theatres (a very limited drive-in run); Universal Studios opted to broadcast it as a TV movie with their deal through NBC-TV.

If you dug this excerpt, then you can watch the full movie on You Tube.

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