Cinematic Void January Giallo 2024: The Killer Is Still Among Us (1986)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Cinematic Void will be playing this movie on January 15 at 7:00 PM PT at Los Feliz 3 in Los Angeles. For more information, visit Cinematic Void.

Also known as Florence! The Killer is Still Among Us and The Killer Has Returned, you have to admire the chutzpah — or the gall — of a film to have the disclaimer “This film was made as a warning to young people and with the hope that it will be of use to law enforcement to bring these ferocious killers to justice,” after you’ve just watched 83 minutes of a killer graphically mutilating women and their most intimate of parts, as if this were some bid to outdo Giallo  In Venice or The New York Ripper.

Based on the true story of the Florence serial killer “The Monster of Florence,” this was written by Ernesto Gastaldi (The Whip and the BodyAll the Colors of the DarkMy Name Is Nobody) and Giuliano Carnimeo (who directed four of the Sartana films under the alias Anthony Ascott, as well as The Case of the Bloody Iris, Exterminators of the Year 3000 and Ratman).

Directing this movie — and helping with the script — would be Camillio Teti, who produced The Dead Are Alive and Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi’s attempt at a non-mondo, the ironically named Mondo Candido.

Much like a scene out of Maniac, a couple on lover’s lane is blown away mid-aardvark by a gloved killer. What separates the uomini from the ragazzi is that the killer then uses a knife and a tree branch to do things that made me turn my head from the screen for an extended period of time.

Christiana Marelli has been studying the killer in criminology class to the displeasure of her boyfriend, the cops and her teachers. This leads to her being stalked via phone and in person by the killer. Of course, seeing as how Alex, that formerly mentioned boyfriend, is never around during these killings, you can see why she starts thinking he could be Il Mostro.

The film moves from the giallo into the supernatural as our heroine attends a seance where the medium has a vision of the killer decimating a camping couple, soon developing the same wound that the victims just received.

What does Christina do? Run to the theater to see if Alex is there or not, proving that while he is waiting for her, he certainly could still be the killer. If I were her professor, I’d have given her a zero out of thirty.

After all this, she just sits down to watch a movie with him and it ends up being the same film we’ve just been watching. That’s either a huge cop out or just how you expect a giallo to end.

Il mostro di Firenze (1986)

Based on a true story, this is all about a series of sex murders that have been the talk of Florence for almost 15 years. A serial killer is murdering couples while they make love, then cutting off parts of the female anatomy. Whoever the murderer is, they start the film by killing two more people while they are camping.

Hunting for that killer are Giulia (Bettina Giovannini), a journalist who has been tracking the killer for four years, and her fiancee writer Andreas Ackermann (Leonard Mann) who is writing a book all about the crimes. He soon realizes that he’s become obsessed with the case and has constructed a profile of a wealthy man whose parent’s perversions made him impotent.

As the case was not solved when this came out, this film was pulled from theaters. The case was finally resolved in 1998. Four men — all friends — were the killer, including five of the killings committed by postal worker Mario Vanni, along with participation by Giancarlo Lotti and two others who were released due to lack of evidence.

Directed by Cesare Ferrario, this was also released as Night Killer. this has Leonard Mann in his second giallo after Night School.

The same year, Camillo Teti released The Killer Is Still Among Us which is a much rougher and more traditional giallo story.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants (1986)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: A movie covered by Bleeding Skull

Back in 1986, there was a very real idea that we had broken the world. Or the ozone layer.

Discovered in 1913 by French physicists Charles Fabry and Henri Buisso, it absorbs most of the world’s ultraviolet radiation. This layer of protection for us was destroyed after years of pollution,  chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) and bromofluorocarbons, which means unabsorbed and dangerous ultraviolet radiation was now hitting us at a higher intensity.

You can feel the effects now when there’s a bad weather quality day, as what they call bad ozone can cause harm those with respiratory illnesses such as asthma, COPD and emphysema. Code orange kids, unite and try to take over while hacking up your insides.

I tell you all this to inform you that in 1986, there was a hole in the ozone layer and that seemed like as good a reason as any to cause zombies to wander Texas.

Directed by Matt Devlen, who directed and wrote Tabloid, as well as the man who wrote The Invisible Maniac — and produced Crispin Glover’s What Is It?, which quite frankly blows my mind — Ozone: The Attack of the Redneck Mutants is the movie brave enough to answer the call to make an ozone-related mutant zombie shot on Super 8 epic.

The spiritual cousin or some family to The Abomination — which has a lot of the same cast and crew, as it was shot first and then this came next — this all starts with Kevin Muncy (Scott DavisCody from The Abomination, get ready for a lot of …from The Abomination mentions) sneaking into the trunk of the car of Arlene Wells (Blue Thompson AKA Carolyn McCormick, Bret’s wife; of course she was in the movie you already know I’m going to talk about, playing Kelly. She also edited his movies Blood On the Badge and Armed for Action as well as acting as the costume designer for Time Tracers). They’re on their way to Poolville, Texas — an incorporated community of around five hundred people in North Texas that’s close to the birthplace of Robert E. Howard — he was from Peaster, TX — and Mart Martin, as well as the final resting place of Chewbacca. No, really. Peter Mayhew lived in Boyd, TX.

Anyways, Poolville is at the junction of farm roads 3107 and 920, named for the big pool of water in the middle of town. There are five churches, one for every hundred people.

Back to Ozone. Get ready to meet characters with names like Outhouse Mutant, Car Mutant, Country Store Mutant, Granny Mutant, Big Fat Mutant and Melon Mutant. There are lots of melons. This movie has more watermelons than Mr. Majestyk. It also has effects that make me genuinely concerned for the actors in this, as the effects look like being tarred and feathered. I can only imagine that the zombie makeup stayed on their skin for days and that throwing up all of the multicolored liquids gave them all diarrhea.

This also has some kind of misplaced love story, as Wade McCoy (Brad McCormick, Ike from…yeah, repetition is the essential comedic device) has promised to pick up Loretta Lipscomb (Ashley Nevada AKA Barbara Dow who is in…actually a whole lot of movies, such as The Invisible Maniac, Mad At the Moon, Deathrow Gameshow, Curse of the Queerwolf, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Witchcraft IV: Virgin Heart, Cage II, Red Lipstick and G.I. Jesus) for the talent show down at the general store. We also meet his mother Ruby (Janice Williams), who at one point invites Kevin and Arlene to a picnic that turns into chaos. 

I asked Bret McCormick about this movie and he filled in a lot of the gaps for me.

We agreed to do these two movies back to back. It was supposed to be like a one-month thing with ten days on each movie. He was supposed to go first. And at the last minute, he backed off and bailed out. So I went in and shot The Abomination first and we shot for 10 days and that was kind of it. The production of Ozone went on for like 22 days. And it got to the point where we just kind of had to say it’s time to stop because it could have gone on forever.”

As to how they were able to just shoot whatever they wanted and not be bothered, he said, “In Poolville, back in those days, I mean, you could shoot a scene on one of the dirt roads, run through the town and be out in the street for 30-40 minutes before a car came by. We were largely undisturbed with pretty much anything we wanted to do out there. The locals, some of them were curious and, you know, helped us out and played big parts in the movie.”

This is the kind of movie where puke and blood get on everything. That’s how they do it in Texas, the kind of place where a chainsaw massacre gets filmed in a way too hot shack filled with real animal guts and the sequel is made in a newspaper printing facility that had ink pouring down the walls and everyone had some mysterious respiratory illness. It feels handmade and not perfect and that’s how movies should be, messy affairs that make you laugh or throw up and sometimes that happens in the same moment.

The score is great, too. The music crew was Richard Davis (who also worked on Dear God No!, Amazon Hot Box, Monsters and, wow, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves), John Hudek, Lasalo Mur and Kim Davis, who has worked as a location manager on movies like Alita: Battle Angel, Stone Cold, Problem Child, Ollie Hopnoodle’s Haven of Bliss and Don Henley’s video for “The End of the Innocence.”

Where The Abomination is a film about darkness within the light of religion and literal cancer coming to life to be a Biblical end times beast, Ozone is happier to just be people hooting and hollering, shotgun blasts blowing melons to bits and an ending that’s beyond deserved.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 10: Troll (1986)

October 10: A Horror Film Produced by Debra Dion

Harry Potter (Michael Moriarty) has moved his family — his wife Anne (Shelley Hack), son Harry (Noah Hathaway) and daughter Wendy (Jenny Beck) — into a new place in San Francisco. As they get their stuff unloaded, a troll takes his daughter and begins to show up disguised as her, turning the building into a fairy tale.

Harry starts hanging out with Eunice St. Clair (June Lockhart), a witch who once dated Torok, the wizard who led the fairies to take over from humans and was turned into a troll. Torok is doing this all over again, using the apartment building — he’s destroying Sonny Bono — to fight the world once again.

Directed by John Carl Buechler, who also did the creature design, this was shot at the same time as TerrorVision in Italy’s Stabilimenti Cinematografici Pontini studios near Rome. The same team worked on both productions, like Romano Albani (Inferno) as the cinematographer and Richard Band writing the music.

You may have noticed that a character is named Harry Potter.

Producer Charles Band spoke to MJ Simpson and stated, “I’ve heard that JK Rowling has acknowledged that maybe she saw this low-budget movie and perhaps it inspired her. Who knows what the story is? Life’s too short for a fight as far as I’m concerned but, having said that, there are certain scenes in that movie, not to mention the name of the main character, and this of course predates the Harry Potter books by many, many years. So there’s that strange connection.” John Buechler’s partner in a planned remake Peter Davy, which had to deal with legal issues over the name, would also claim: “In John’s opinion, he created the first Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling says the idea just came to her. John doesn’t think so. There are a lot of similarities between the theme of her books and the original Troll. John was shocked when she came out with Harry Potter.”

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 1: Nomads (1986)

1. DIRECTOR’S FIRST FILM: Starting off with an easy one for you. Make it especially cool by choosing a director not particularly known for making psychotronic stuff.

This movie is ridiculous.

Jean-Charles Pommier is a French anthropologist played by Pierce Brosnan, who is Irish and yet attempts a French accent that makes him sound at times like Rocco Siffredi. He starts the movie off by dying, which is a bold choice, and ends up possessing the doctor who tried to save his life, Dr. Eileen Flax (Lesley-Anne Down). Both of these actors are TOO GOOD FOR THIS MOVIE™ which makes it even better because they’re slumming it and I demand that in all my movies.

I can explain why Brosnan is a French scientist as his role was meant for Gérard Depardieu.

As for Lesly Anne-Downe, she can speak for herself.

She told Fangoria that director John McTiernan — this was his first movie and while critics hated it, Arnold Schwarzenegger loved how tense the atmosphere was and hired him to direct Predator — “was exceptionally hostile toward me. He didn’t want me anywhere near that film. He wanted to go more Hitchcockian and have some blonde, Yankee whatever.” While she could concede that some of the movie was very good, she also said “…some of it was plainly fuckking stupid. I believe, had he gone for more of a supernatural or ghostly situation, and not so much “Here are these people who do this”, it would have been a better film. But making it all a reality didn’t work. He should have made it a straight-up supernatural horror film, and then it would have been good.” She also decided to go all in and state that McTiernan was having an affair with Anna-Maria Monticelli.

Anyways…

Dr. Flax has to relive the last week of Pommier’s life. After studying the religious beliefs and spiritual rituals of non-Western cultures, Pommier and his wife Niki (Anna Maria Monticelli) have settled down in Los Angeles where he plans on teaching at UCLA.

As soon as they get there, a gang of punks — movie punks at that — show up in a black van and pray at the shrine in his garage they made to a murderer. Far from being upset, Pommier grows obsessed with the gang, which he soon learns is all Einwetok. You know, demonic Inuit trickster gods that are kind of like vampires — they don’t show up in photographs — and are drawn to places where violence has ruined lives.

Oh man, these Nomads. They’re led by Number One, who is played by Adam Ant. There’s another that randomly shows up in your house and dances until you get upset and that’s Dancing Mary played by Mary Woronov. At this point, I realized that I have never wanted to be in a gang more. There’s also Razors (Frank Doubleday), Silver Ring (Josie Cotton, who sang “Johnny Are You Queer?”) and Ponytail (Hector Mercado), who gets launched off a roof by Pommier.

Now that Dr. Flax is the doctor, she gets to wake up in bed with his wife, which is a neat exploitation trick, and deal with the Nomads. They leave the city behind and one motorcycle follows them on a dirt road. Flax tells Niki to not look, no matter what, because Pommier’s dead spirit has become one of the gang and now he has a cool earring and steampunk goggles and what wife wants to see that?

You have to love a movie that has a tagline like “If you’ve never been frightened by anything, you’ll be frightened by this!” What balls! I mean, Frances Bay, Happy Gilmore‘s grandmother, shows up as a scary nun! Noir and horror queen Nina Foch (The Return of the Vampire, Cry of the Werewolf) is a real estate agent! That’s chilling, kids! Ohh! Read that as if my words were said by Count Floyd and try to comprehend a movie that goes for surrealistic punk rock vampires against Remington Steele and wonder, “Is this Italian?” Well, no. It’d be so much better if it were, but still, there’s something absolutely and wonderfully baffling about this movie.

It’s also the only movie I’ve seen scored by the team of Bill Conti and Ted Nugent.

Physical media forever but you can also find this on Tubi.

USA UP ALL NIGHT MONTH: The Falling (1986)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Falling was on USA Up All Night on June 29, 1990.

Also known as Mutant 2 and for having the tremendous extraterrestrial balls to call itself Alien Predator, this was directed by Drew Sarafian, the son of Richard C. Sarafian (Vanishing Point) who went on to make Interzone and Death Warrant.

Damon (Dennis Christopher, Fade to Black), Michael (Martin Hewitt, Killer Party) and Samantha (Lynn-Holly Johnson, Where the Boys Are ’84) are traveling through Spain in a van.

The Falling was owned by Film Ventures International before Edward Montoro took that million dollars and disappeared. It was picked up by Trans World Entertainment. The sheer hell of making it was why producer Carlos Aured quit making movies. Yes, the same man who directed Horror Rises from the Tomb and Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll.

Aured wanted the filmmakers to be more professional and the Spanish crew was very laid back, which meant that this went way over budget and he had to pay for that. This was shot at the same time as Monster Dog. A lesser film lover would say something like, “When a Claudio Fragasso movie is better than this,” but I can’t lie. I love Fragasso.

Anyways…

Aliens from all the way back on the Apollo 14 Moon Mission and SkyLab have infected animals that have come to Earth and are now killing human beings.

But really, this is an RV movie where two young men love the same woman. There are aliens, yes, but we’re here for the love as well as Dennis Christopher doing horrible impressions. I mean, there are effects — Mark Shostrom makes some really gross stuff — but so much of this is a hangout movie which is frankly why I like it so much.

Sarfian was working as a script doctor/movie fixer at this point — according to Matty at the essential Schlock Pit he fixed up Young Warriors — but he was hoping to make his own movies. The Film Ventures International deal — working with Eduard Sarlui — producer of SheJailbird RockKiller Klowns from Outer Space and I, Madmanwas going to package this movie with Mutant and a sequel to Scared to Death that finally became Syngenor.

As Sarlui formed Trans World Entertainment with Moshe Diamant, he was so shameless that he took the art from Creature to make the poster for this movie.

This movie may not be the Alien clone that you want it to be, but it’s something else. Something much stranger.

You can watch this on Tubi.

USA UP ALL NIGHT MONTH: Class of Nuke ‘Em High (1986)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Class of Nuke ‘Em High was on USA Up All Night on February 8 and 9 and September 14, 1991 and March 20 and June 6, 1992.

Directed by Richard W. Haines, Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman as Samuel Well and written by Kaufman, Richard W. Haines, Mark Rudnitsky and Stuart Strutin, Class of Nuke ‘Em High is about New Jersey’s Tromaville High School, a school in the shadow of an unsafe nuclear reactor that goes into the drinking water. This turns the honor students into a gang called The Cretins.

They also sell drugs and that’s how Eddie (James Nugent Vernon) gets the radiative joint that gets trampled at a dance and causes Warren (Gil Brenton) and Chrissy (Janelle Brady) to have sex and dream of mutating. She’s instantly pregnant and throws up their child into a toilet where it escapes and becomes a gigantic mutant just in time for Warren to go to war with The Cretins.

This movie somehow has four sequels — Class of Nuke ‘Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown, Class of Nuke ‘Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid, Return to Nuke ‘Em High Volume 1 and Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High AKA Volume 2 — and I have to say that so far, the second one is perhaps the best movie I’ve seen from Troma. That bar was tripped over but I still enjoyed it.

I actually liked this one too. What is happening? Is the radiation making my brain lumpy enough to actually like Troma?

You can watch this on Tubi.

USA UP ALL NIGHT MONTH: Recruits (1986)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Recruits was on USA Up All Night on December 29, 1990; August 23, 1991; March 14, May 29 and September 4, 1992 and June 18 and October 15, 1993.

Mayor Bagley learns that the governor is coming to his town of Clam Cove  to announce that they’re getting a freeway. To make sure nothing goes wrong, he demands that Police Chief McGruder (Mike McDonald, who was also in Oddballs and Screwballs II) add more people to the police force. That means that anyone can be a cop. And before you can ask, “Isn’t this almost the same movie as Police Academy?” I’m ready to answer that this is a Canadian tax shelter movie made in Ottawa’s Wasaga Beach, just like Fireballs, which was filmed at the same time.

If you want to win a trivia contest — actually I don’t know who would ask this question — this would be Lolita Davidovich’s third movie. It’s also the first movie for Jon Mikl Thor, who would make Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare the very next year.

Director Rafal Zielinski would also make two Screwballs movies, as well as State Park, which you know that I’ve watched several times. He also made Spellcaster, which has Adam Ant, DJ Richard Blade and Traci Lind from Fright Night Part 2. You better believe I’m hunting that movie down as you read this.

The writer behind this is Charlie Wiener, who wrote and directed a bogus ’80s SOV horror that’s actually a Canadian TV movie called Blue Murder and a martial arts movie Dragon Hunt, in addition to writing Screwball Hotel, so let me assure you — his scumbag skills are in full effect here. And don’t confuse the Hotel one with Screwball Academy.

You can watch this on YouTube.

USA UP ALL NIGHT MONTH: Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Hamburger: The Motion Picture was on USA Up All Night on November 9, 1990; May 31 and June 1, 1991 and February 1 and September 18, 1992.

My wife asked me, “Why would anyone watch this movie?” She doesn’t get it. She wasn’t around in the 1980s, when we had no internet. She wasn’t going through puberty. She’ll never understand staying up until 3:15 AM to catch a movie about Hamburger University and the joy that it can bring.

Russell Proco (Leigh McCloskey, who improbably is also in Argento’s Inferno) has been kicked out of multiple schools because he can’t stop hooking up. There’s a trust fund waiting for him if he can get a diploma. So he picks the one school he knows he can graduate from — Buster Burger University.

You know why the 1980s were great? Because Dick Butkus could be in a movie and we all knew exactly who his character was. Here, his job is to beat the hell out of the students so they don’t screw up Buster Burger. Everyone has to follow the rules:

  1. Outside consumption of food is prohibited.
  2. All candidates are to stay on the grounds of Buster Burger University until graduation.
  3. Since sex and success make lousy partners, all candidates are not to engage in sex while students.

This is a movie that follows the best formula: just get a bunch of crazy characters together, get them into some insane situations and let the hijinks ensue. Along the way, Russell makes a friend who is obsessed with the CEO’s sexy wife (the pneumatic Randi Brooks, who is also in TerrorVision), a nun who for some reason is going to burger school, a sex-crazed guerilla fighter, a soul singer who was arrested and is at the school on work release and so much more.

Where else other than Buster Burger University can you learn to yell things like “Put those cookies back, motherfucker,” get stuck inside a giant pickle and then have to battle against bikers and cops on your first day of work?

Most amazingly, director Mike Marvin would go on to make a movie that is even less connected to reality, The Wraith.

USA UP ALL NIGHT WEEK: Reform School Girls (1986)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Reform School Girls aired on USA Up All Night on March 11, August 12 and November 13, 1989; May 18 and 19 and November 24, 1990; August 16 and November 23, 1991 and May 1 and August 15, 1992.

Tom DeSimone is a maniac and I say that in the kindest of ways. ChatterboxHell NightSavage StreetsAngel III: The Final Chapter…the dude knows exactly what I want to watch and delivers.

Seeing as he already made two women in prison films, Prison Girls and The Concrete Jungle, DeSimone decided that it was time to make a parody.

Yet this movie is a force of nature. I mean, Wendy O. Williams*, the lead singer of the Plasmatics, plays Charlie Chambliss, the top dog of the reform school who sleeps with Edna (Pat Ast, Halston’s muse and the star of Warhol’s Heat), the head of the ward, for special privileges.

Jenny (Linda Carol, who may have been 16 when they shot this, making her nudity underage) is our heroine, a girl who gets caught in a shootout thanks to a bad boyfriend and ends up becoming the newbie who runs afoul of, well, everybody.

And to make this even better, Sybil Danning plays Warden Sutter, a religious zealot with a radio tower that she uses to blast the Word of God while the girls try to sleep.

Sherri Stoner, who plays Lisa, who would go on to write for Animaniacs and voice Slappy Squirrel. Other actresses** that appear in this are Denise Gordy (D.C. Cab), Tiffany Helm (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning), Darci DeMoss (Friday the 13th Part VI), Michelle Bauer, Julia Parton and Leslee Bremmer (Hardbodies).

The only sad thing I can say about this movie is that Mary Woronov was originally cast to play Dr. Norton. Unfortunately, DeSimone thought she played the role too hard during the first cast reading. Any movie that would have had Woronov, Williams and Danning in the same story may have been too much for my fragile mind to deal with.

*Williams was 36 when she played this teenage role. She also refused any outfits that were suggested for the movie, providing her own clothes and refused to take off her boots, even for the shower scenes.

**Linnea Quigley is on one of the posters, yet isn’t in the film.

You can watch this on Tubi.