Dr. Alien (1989)

How do I keep going down the rabbit hole of David DeCoteau films? Well, here we go again, with Ms. Xenobia (Judy Landers, HellholeStewardess School) coming from space to teach biology to a bunch of horndog teenagers, including Bad Ronald’s half-brother Bill Jacoby. He’s Wesley Littlejohn and gets to aardvark with Ms. Landers after a vitamin supplement causes a phallic antenna to emerge from his forehead.

He also has a band called the Sex Mutants, who play along with another band called the Poon Tangs (who are made up of Ginger Lynn Allen, Linnea Quigley and Laura Albert). Sure, he was trained as a classical pianist, but what our alien sex fiend really wants to do is rock and roll.

Karen Russell from Shock ‘Em Dead and Memorial Valley Massacre is also in this, as are Michelle Bauer, Olivia Barash (Repo ManTuff Turf), Edy Williams, Troy Donahue and Arlene Golonka from Mayberry RFD.

Originally called I Was a Teenage Sex Mutant, there was almost a sequel called Star Pupil. Writer Kenneth J. Hall also was behind Nightmare SistersEvil Spawn and Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout, among other films.

Nothing in this is as good as the poster of Landers with a ridiculous looking alien. But you already know that going in.

You can watch this on Tubi.

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