White Lie (2019)
Originally called Baldy, this movie is all about Katie Arneson (Kacey Rohl from The Magicians and Arrow), who has become a poster girl on her campus as she continues to attend classes despite fighting what seems to be a losing battle with cancer. Despite this diagnosis, she remains a popular undergrad with a close-knit group of friends and […]
Paintball Massacre (2020)
A bunch of British kids decide to turn their class reunion into a day of fun on the paintball course. However, someone is packing more than paint-based ammunition and is ready to kill them all one-by-one in one of the few slashers I’ve seen that brings in the sport of, well, paintball. The first full-length […]
Army of One (2020)
While camping deep in the backwoods of Alabama. Dillon and Brenner Baker (Ellen Hollman, Love and Monsters) are hiking when they accidentally uncover an illegal drug and weapon lair. Before they can get away, a cartel captures and tortures them, killing Dillon. Well, you know what they said: they should have killed Brenner too. That’s because she’s 1st Lieutenant […]
The Asphyx (1972)
Man, if you’re looking for a British seance movie — and really who isn’t — there’s not a better film for you than this 1972 bit of craziness. Sir Hugo Cunningham’s (Robert Stephens) idea of fun is to film the last moments of peoples’ lives and seeing if a smudge in the images are the […]
Summer Camp Nightmare (1987)
Based on the novel The Butterfly Revolution by William Butler, Summer Camp Massacre is not the slasher that you’d be led to believe it is from the title and poster. It is, however, one of the few movies that’s never even come out on DVD. Donald Poultry is a sensitive young man given to writing a […]
Dr. Alien (1989)
How do I keep going down the rabbit hole of David DeCoteau films? Well, here we go again, with Ms. Xenobia (Judy Landers, Hellhole, Stewardess School) coming from space to teach biology to a bunch of horndog teenagers, including Bad Ronald’s half-brother Bill Jacoby. He’s Wesley Littlejohn and gets to aardvark with Ms. Landers after a vitamin […]
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