Murder, She Wrote S2 E18: If a Body Meet a Body (1986)

Cabot Cove residents gather for a funeral, only to be shocked by the discovery that the coffin contains the wrong body. The mystery deepens: where is Henry Veron, who is the dead mystery man, and was it murder?

Season 2, Episode 18: If a Body Meet a Body (March 9, 1986)

Jessica is attending the funeral of Henry Vernon when an ex-lover claims he was murdered.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury?

Sheriff Amos Tupper (Tom Bosley) is back. Is this the time he gets some JBP? Or will Dr. Seth Hazlitt (William Windom)?

Silas Pike is played by Robert Donner, the caddy from Leslie Nielsen’s Stupid Little Golf Video.

Agnes Shipley plays Anne Jeffreys. She was Tess Truehart in the original Dick Tracy.

Audrey Landers, who was Afrton Cooper on Dallas, is Phyllis Walter.

Christy Olson is played by Lori Lethin. She was in Bloody Birthday.

Monte Markham, who directed Neon City, plays Ned Olson.

Rex Smith, TV’s Street Hawk, is Stew Bennett.

Carrie Snodgrass (Murphy’s Law) is Connie Vernon.

Richard Stahl plays Rev. Matthews.

This is the last role of Robert Sterling, who plays Ben Shipley.

Smaller roles are played by Joe Maross as the dead Henry Vernon, Scott Palmer as a deputy, and the townspeople are played by Ellaraino (whose real name is Ella Raino Edwards), Sonia Kara, Timothy Jecko, George Golden, Dorothy Hack and Walter Smith.

What happens?

Henry’s mistress, Phyllis, has come to the funeral and claims that his wife, Connie, killed him. Sheriff Amos tries to settle her down; she shoves him, and the coffin falls, revealing… not Henry. Who can solve this? Amos wants to do it, but we all know JB will handle it. I mean, he should worry more about trying to solve how to finally get her bra off.

Henry’s old partner, Ned, is a mess. Phyliss comes to Jessica’s late at night to ask for help, and Jessica just wants to write her book. But the biggest shock comes when it’s revealed that Henry Vernon is still alive. So who is the John Doe in his coffin?

Maybe Jessica has some problems now that Connie is trying to get Amos to stay over to watch a John Wayne movie, which is a euphemism I’m going to start using for dry rub sex. And then Henry Vernon’s body shows up again.

Connie claims that her husband picked up a hitchhiker who had a heart attack in the backseat and came up with the plan to collect the insurance money. Meanwhile, Ned’s new business is screwed up already, which means an angry mob has gathered. Whew, Cabot Cove is a rough spot.

Who did it?

Sweet, sweet Connie a doin’ her act, as Grand Funk Railroad sang.

Who made it?

This episode was directed by Walter Grauman and written by Steve Stoliar.

Does Jessica get some?

No. I bet she’s happy Connie went to jail, because she needs two dicks in a glass, Sheriff Lobo and Dr. Seth.

Was it any good?

Of course. As you may know, I’m obsessed with how JB is surrounded constantly by friends who die.

Any trivia?

The needlepoint being worked on by Connie is the same one featured in the Columbo episode “The Conspirators” by Jeanette Nolan.

Give me a reasonable quote:

Dr. Seth Hazlitt: Amos, someday you’re gonna break an ankle jumping to a conclusion.

What’s next?

Jessica must find out the truth when the ruthless owner of a periodical is murdered.

MILL CREEK LEGENDS OF HORROR: Bowery at Midnight (1942)

Criminology professor Brenner (Bela Lugosi) is also Karl Wagner and in addition to teaching, he also runs the Bowery Friendly Mission, where he feeds the unhoused but is also getting new members of his criminal army, which includes Doc Brooks (Lew Kelly), an alcoholic drug addict who knows how to make zombies.

Sure, alright.

Somehow, Bela’s character is able to do all of that and be a happily married man and he’s not exhausted by all of that. I mean, I’m tired just typing that out.

Meanwhile, Richard Dennison (John Archer) gets involved as his girlfriend Judy (Wanda McKay) works in the soup kitchen. He also gets killed, brought back as a zombie and somehow ends this film feeling perfectly fine. You know, he got better. He’s also a student of Brenner, so coincidences are everywhere in this.

Zombies in the basement are effective at eliminating corpses. That’s the lesson from this movie. Monogram is pretty great because their movies exist in the universe of their films, as East End Kids and The Corpse Vanishes posters are visible.

You can watch this on Tubi.

MILL CREEK LEGENDS OF HORROR: Blackmail (1947)

Detective Dan Turner (William Marshall) has been hired by movie exec  Ziggy Cranston (Ricardo Cortez) to stop a blackmail plot against him by Carla (Stephanie Bachelor), who has photos of him but is soon murdered. He’s also being set up by some mobsters. 

Based on Dan Turner, Hollywood Detective, a pulp story that ran in Spicy Detective and Hollywood Detective. This story came from “Stock Shot” by Robert Leslie Bellem, which was in the June 1944 issue of the latter magazine. The character was also played by Marc Singer in The Raven Red Kiss-Off, which was also released as Dan Turner, Hollywood Detective

This is just 67 minutes, which is perfect for a quick film noir. This has a lead that says, “Don’t move, sweetheart, this thing doesn’t shoot marshmallows.” It was directed by Lesley Selander, who did more than fifty episodes of Lassie and ended his career working in Westerns. Writers included Royal K. Cole (who did the Captain AmericaBlackhawkSuperman and Tex Granger movie serials, as well as Valley of the ZombiesThe Tiger Woman and The Monster and the Ape) and Albert DeMond (who wrote The Crimson Ghost and D-Day On Mars). 

MILL CREEK LEGENDS OF HORROR: The Ape Man (1943)

Based on “They Creep in the Dark” by Karl Brown, this William Beaudine-directed, Barney Sarecky-written film stars Bela Lugosi as Dr. James Brewster, a scientist whose experiments have turned him into an ape man. He needs human spinal fluid to transform back to a man again, which as you can imagine, leads to him killing all manner of people when he becomes the ape (Emil Van Horn) version of himself.

By the end, his assistant Dr. Randall (Henry Hall) has been forced to keep injecting the quickly going mad doctor, ending with him breaking what’s left of it in their lab. The ape Randall flips out and strangles him then goes wild killing everyone he can to get that spine juice.

The next year, Monogram released Return of the Ape Man as a sequel to this, even if it has nothing to do with it.

This has the weirdest ending, as the protagonists escape and a man shows up in their car. They ask who he is and he says, “Me? I’m the author of the story! Screwy idea, wasn’t it?”

You can watch this on Tubi.

MILL CREEK LEGENDS OF HORROR: The 39 Steps (1935)

Based on The Thirty-Nine Steps by John Buchan, this is the story of Richard Hannay (Robert Donat), a normal man who somehow gets caught up in the evil deeds of spies who call themselves The 39 Steps. They’re stealing British military secrets, and when he tries to stop them, he’s accused of killing an agent. Richard has to run to Scotland, where he meets Pamela (Madeleine Carroll), falls in love and works to prove his innocence.

Like many Hitchcock movies, this is about an innocent man on the run, trying to prove that he didn’t commit a crime. It also has one of the first of many Hitchcock blondes, of which Roger Ebert said, “The female characters in his films reflected the same qualities over and over again: They were blonde. They were icy and remote. They were imprisoned in costumes that subtly combined fashion with fetishism. They mesmerized the men, who often had physical or psychological handicaps. Sooner or later, every Hitchcock woman was humiliated.”

That said, while Pamela doesn’t believe Richard and thinks he must be a criminal, she comes to his side by the end of the movie. 

Back to the writer of the original story, John Buchan. The character of Hannay would appear in five more books, which made Ian Fleming a fan, who claimed, “Without him, there is no Bond.” Another fan is Holden Caulfield and his sister Phoebe. In The Catcher In the Rye, he remembers “Her favorite is The 39 Steps, though, with Robert Donat. She knows the whole goddam movie by heart, because I’ve taken her to see it about ten times. When old Donat comes up to this Scotch farmhouse, for instance, when he’s running away from the cops and all, Phoebe’ll say right out loud in the movie, right when the Scotch guy in the picture says it, “Can you eat the herring?” She knows all the talk by heart.”

NIGHTMARES FILM FESTIVAL 2025: LandLord (2025)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Joseph Perry writes for the film websites Gruesome Magazine, The Scariest Things, Horror FuelThe Good, the Bad and the Verdict and Diabolique Magazine; for the film magazines Phantom of the Movies’ VideoScope and Drive-In Asylum; and for the pop culture websites When It Was Cool and Uphill Both Ways. He is also one of the hosts of When It Was Cool’s exclusive Uphill Both Ways podcast and can occasionally be heard as a cohost on Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror: The Classic Era podcast.

Official synopsis: A black bounty hunter moves into a rundown apartment complex, but finds herself forced to protect an orphaned boy from the white vampire landlord.

Writer/director Remington Smith’s LandLord is a gripping debut feature that blends social commentary with genre-film thrills. Although set in the present day, it has the urgency and feel of gritty 1970s drive-in features that packed a wallop of criticism along with their action and shocks. 

Adama Abramson gives an intriguing lead performance as a bounty hunter who unwillingly becomes involved in a vampire conspiracy. Cohen Cooper is solid in the second lead role as a young boy whose mother was killed by vampire John William Lawrence (William McKinney) who owns the shabby apartment building around which the film largely revolves. McKinney gives a truly chilling performance as a supernatural villain who exploits his poverty-stricken renters both financially and for their blood, draining them dry in more ways than one. 

Smith paces LandLord well, balancing the social bite and the crime and vampire themes winningly. This well-acted and well-directed feature has something to say, while always keeping the genre-cinema elements at the forefront.  

LandLord screened as part of Nightmares Film Festival, which took place October 16–19, 2025, at the Gateway Film Center in Columbus, Ohio. For more information, visit https://nightmaresfest.com/.

Inflateable Sex Doll of the Wastelands (1967)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Joseph Perry writes for the film websites Gruesome Magazine, The Scariest Things, Horror FuelThe Good, the Bad and the Verdict and Diabolique Magazine; for the film magazines Phantom of the Movies’ VideoScope and Drive-In Asylum; and for the pop culture websites When It Was Cool and Uphill Both Ways. He is also one of the hosts of When It Was Cool’s exclusive Uphill Both Ways podcast and can occasionally be heard as a cohost on Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror: The Classic Era podcast.

Official synopsis: A private detective is hired to find a woman who has apparently been murdered in a snuff film. It turns out the woman’s not dead, but very much alive, and he gets sucked into a torrid affair that leaves him questioning his sense of reality. An eerie, seedy, dreamlike noir with fractured, time-bending overtones of John Boorman’s Point Blank and Christopher Nolan’s Memento.

 You want odd? Writer/director Atsushi Yamatoya has you covered with Inflatable Sex Doll of the Wastelands, a black-and-white crime feature that boasts both pinku eiga and noir elements. Fair warning: This one is a roughie, with sexual assault and other forms of violence against naked and clothed (if partially so) women.  

Hitman/private eye Shō (Yūichi Minato) is hired by real estate agent Naka (Seigi Nogami) to rescue his girlfriend Sae (Noriko Tatsumi) from criminals who film their assaults on her and send the reels to Naka. Among the gang members is bar owner Kō (Shōhei Yamamoto), who assaulted and murdered Shō’s girlfriend Rie (Mari Nagisa). Shō’ finds Kō’s girlfriend Mina (Mika Watari) waiting for him at his hotel, and he roughs her up before giving in to her request for sex. Things get crazier from there — as if they weren’t enough already — and at times I wasn’t quite sure what was going on, but the insanity was so intriguing that the film had my full attention throughout. 

Yamatoya, who wrote such screenplays as Branded to Kill and Stray Cat Rock: Sex Hunter, infuses the film with disarming time jumps, arthouse experimentation, and a cool jazz soundtrack. The performances are gripping, even if there isn’t a character to feel comfortable about supporting.

Inflatable Sex Doll of the Wastelands is the type of film that you just have to give into and go along for the discomfiting, eerie ride. You may feel like you need a shower afterward, but you’ll also have seen a historical slice of genre film bravado. 

Deaf Crocodile’s restored version of Inflatable Sex Doll of the Wastelands premiered on OVID on October 17, 2025. For more information, visit https://www.ovid.tv/

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE: 2025 RECAP

I made it! Here’s a recap of everything I watched during The Important Cinema Club’s Super Scary Movie Challenge. You can also check out the Letterboxd list.

  1. A Scary Sports Film: The Unbreakable Bunch
  2. A Horror Film That Features Virtual Reality: The Thirteenth Floor
  3. A Found Footage Horror Film Directed by Koji Shiraishi: Cult
  4. A Horror Film from Kazakhstan: Bullets of Justice
  5. A Horror Film Featuring a Killer Flying Head: The Witch With the Flying Head
  6. A Horror Film Directed by Joe Meredith (Not for the Faint of Heart): South Mill District and Ataraxia
  7. A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Ripoff: Metalface
  8. A Horror Film That Mostly Takes Place in a Library: Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
  9. A Horror Film Directed by John Gilling: Cross of the Devil
  10. An Indigenous Horror Film: Mohawk
  11. A Horror Film That Features a Roller Coaster: Closed for the Season
  12. A 3D Horror Film that you watch with red and blue glasses: Hit the Road Running
  13. A Horror Film That Features a Swamp Creature: Curse of the Swamp Creature
  14. A Croatian Horror Film: Visitors from the Arkana Galaxy
  15. A Horror Film in Which Language is the Weapon: Pontypool
  16. A Tokusatsu Horror Film: Latitude Zero
  17. A 90s Horror Film That Was Made for Television: The Amy Fisher Story
  18. A Supernatural Shark Movie: Shark Exorcist
  19. A Horror Film That Takes Place on a Non-American Holiday: Haxan
  20. A Horror Film Shot by Jack Cardiff: Pandora and the Flying Dutchman
  21. A Horror Film About Evil Parents: Parents
  22. A Horror Film That Can Be Found on a 50-Movie DVD Collection: The Agency
  23. An Experimental Horror Film That’s Not In English: Grim
  24. A Horror Film Directed by Charles Roxburgh: Heard She Got Murdered
  25. A Horror Film That Has a Good Review on The Schlock Pit Website: Project Metalbeast
  26. A Horror Film That Features Edwige Fenech: Asso
  27. A Horror Film That’s a Metaphor for Puberty: Ginger Snaps
  28. A Post-2000s Hong Kong Horror Film: Rigor Mortis
  29. A Horror Film Without a North American, UK or Australian DVD or Blu-ray release, but that’s on the Internet Archive: Freakshow
  30. A Horror Film Where the Killer Murders with his Bare Hands: In Fear
  31. The Best Horror Film Ever Made You Haven’t Seen: Martyrs

The Scarecrow Video Psychotronic Challenge for 2025 is done!

Scarecrow Video isn’t just a video store. It’s a landmark for all we love about movies.

Each year, they do a month-long challenge to get people to stretch out and watch some movies they’ve never seen before.

Check out my lists for 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 and 2024.

Here’s this year’s Letterboxd list.

Here are this year’s movies!

1. INTRODUCING…: A well-known actor’s first movie. Bonus points if it has an “introducing” credit: The Cry Baby Killer

2. FANGS FOR WATCHING: Charm your senses with an anguine flick: Zuma

3. SIMIAN CINEMA: Grab a six-pack of bananas and watch a primate film. Something appeeling: The Bloody Ape

4. MYTHICAL CREATURES: Though they are hard to capture, you must see one in this feature: Kandisha

5. SHRIEKS & SQUEALS: This one’s gotta have that sound that makes the hairs on your neck stand up and sends shivers down your spine: Hush

6. SQUEAKY REELS: [whispers] This one came out in 1925. Shhhhh!: Wolf Blood

7. NOW THAT’S BRASS: Skewer the end of week one with a thrust of metal – be it precious or, better yet, base: The Devil’s Candy

8. HOLY WEDNESDAY: …And on the 8th day the Physical Media God watches a Christploitation flick: The Devil Conspiracy

9. MASTER OF DISASTER: Watch any Irwin Allen offering: Beyond the Poseidon Adventure

10. ESTIMATION…DECIMATION: Today’s forecast is mushroom cloudy with a 100% chance of radiation: Fuga del Paradiso

11. DYSTOPIAN FUTURE: Polite society just ain’t what it used to be: Mad Max

12. MOROSE CODE: Nestle into your favorite dark place to view a Gothic horror piece: Anemia

13. HOLLYWOODLAND BACK: Made by an indigenous filmmaker or has featured indigenous cast members: Prey

14. “SHUT THE FACE UP”: Watch a TV edit of an R-rated movie, you fairy godmother: Halloween

15. GOES WITHOUT SAYING: Feast your eyes on something with little to no dialogue at all: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

16. SEQUELAR SUBTITULAR: You know how sequels sometimes have clever subtitles? Like House II: The Second Story…: Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering

17. THE WATCHENING: Today’s film title should end with an -ing: The Conjuring

18. VIDEO STORE DAY: This is the big one. Watch something physically rented or bought from an actual video store. If you live in a place that is unfortunate enough not to have one of these archival treasures, then watch a movie with a video store scene in it at least. #vivaphysicalmedia: Trick or Treat With Reed Richmond

19. THE ABANDONED PLACE: This spooky classic trope that must inhabit tonight’s viewing: Cub

20. DANCE DANCE DEVOLUTION: Today’s viewing soiree must be some kind of mutant, freak, or genetic mishappening: The Toxic Avenger

21. TWINNERS CIRCLE: Scientists rejoice! Human cloning has been achieved: The Boys from Brazil

22. WRECK TANGLE: Rubberneck a car crash scene: The Road Warrior

23. SURVIVORS?: If anything walks away from a plane crash, the chances of it being healthy are pretty slim: The Langoliers

24. IN YOUR DREAMS: Heavy on the dream sequence, Jack: Aliens

25. ELECTRIC SLIP’n’SLIDE: Wriggle your way through a sloppy/goopy good time flick: The Toxic Avenger Part II

26. THAR SHE GLOWS: There be a light house in this plot: The Monster of Piedras Blancas

27. TRANCING AND HYPNOTISM: Gold watches ain’t just for retirement: Death Is Not the End

28. THIS IS JEOPARDY: Ken says you must solve the clues to survive the predicament: Vertigo

29. “OCCULT”URAL CENTER: This one’s gotta have a supernatural hotspot in it: In the Shadow of the Sun

30. DEVIL’S NIGHT: Mischief, mayhem or pranks – oh my!: Don’t Hang Up, Toughguy!

31. I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN: This night, anything goes: Halloween Fan Films

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Unsung Horrors Horror Gives Back 2025 recap

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, this event benefits Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

If you enjoyed reading anything I posted, please consider donating and letting me know.

Here are the movies that I watched. You can also check out the Letterboxd list.

Thanks to Adam Hursey, Parker Simpson and John Connelly for being part of this!

1. Lon Chaney (Jr. or Sr.): Spider Baby, The Mummy’s Ghost
2. Sequel: Mirror Mirror II: Raven DanceSon of Dracula
3. Bleeding Skull!Fatal ImagesThe Soultangler and Invocación Satánica
4. Lina RomayFaceless, Apocalipsis sexual
5. 21st Century Horror: Good Boy, Weapons
6. Slasher: Scalps, Girls Nite Out, Night of the Dribbler, Blood Orgy of the Leather Girls
7. Stelvio CiprianiRing of Darkness, Deported Women of the SS Special Section
8. Physical Media: Weird Visions Society, Blue Sunshine
9. Made for TV Movie: When a Stranger Calls Back, Face of Evil
10. The Sweetest TabooCute Devil, Basket Case 3: The Progeny
11. 1970s: The Last House on the LeftThe Body Beneath
12. Animal Attack: Prophecy, Bugged
13. South Korea: Yongary, I Saw the Devil, Moebius
14. Unsung Horrors Rule (under 1,000 views on Letterboxd): The President Must Die, Dracula’s WidowLady Beware
15. J&B: Carnal CircuitCrimson the Color of Blood
16. 1990s: Arbor Day, Children of the Night, Battle Girl: The Living Dead In Tokyo Bay
17. Birth Year: Lord ShangoThe Adult Version of Jekyll & Hyde
18. Hail Satan: The Great Satan at LargeMind, Body & Soul
19. KNBDoppleganger, Doppleganger, Night Angel
20. Tobe HooperTobe Hooper’s Night Terrors, Spontaneous Combustion
21. 1960s: Mars Needs Women
22. South America: History of the Occult
23. Series Episode: Guardian of the AbyssCHiPS
24. Ingrid PittChimes at Midnight
25. Haunted HouseThir13en GhostsSweet Home
26. MexicoThe Incredible Professor Zovek
27. Witches or Warlocks: Midnight Offerings, Queen of Black Magic
28. In Memoriam: Siegfried and Roy: Masters of the Impossible
29. Hammer or BritishFear In the Night
30. 1980s: Society, The Seventh SignThe Beast In Space
31. Viewer’s Choice: I, Madman, Black Eyed Susan