THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 31: Martyrs (2008)

31. The Best Horror Film Ever Made You Haven’t Seen

Pascal Laugier went through a depressive episode before he made this; it may be one of the most Catholic movies ever made. It’s a movie about pain that so upset audiences that many walked out. It’s not an easy watch; it’s also a movie I’ve resisted, but this challenge finally got me to watch it.

Seriously: Wow.

Lucie Jurin (Mylène Jampanoï) barely escapes an abusive situation; at the orphanage, she bonds with another survivor, Anna Assaoui (Morjana Alaoui). Lucie has continued to abuse herself, seeing her self-mutilation as a demon attacking her. Years later, she decides to get revenge and kill a family she believes was part of her past. After she kills everyone with a shotgun — the movie does not shy from the gore — she calls Anna, who helps her clean up. The demon woman has also attacked Lucie, who needs to be stitched up. Some of the family survive, but Lucie follows them with a hammer and mutilates them; she runs outside and slashes her own throat.

The next morning, Anna learns that Lucie was right. The basement of the house contains photos of the abuse delivered there, as well as another captive. Soon, a group arrives, led by Mademoiselle (Catherine Bégin), who murders the other girl and explains that she has been seeking to create martyrs who will offer insight into the next world as they transcend due to the pain they have endured. None of their victims has ever been able to give them this insight.

As Anna is skinned while still alive, she enters an ecstatic state akin to that said to be created by saints. Mademoiselle asks her for the secrets of the next life; whatever she hears causes her to kill herself. The film ends with Anna staring into space, between life and death.

Laugier said of this movie, “Martyrs is almost a work of prospective fiction that shows a dying world, almost like a pre-apocalypse. It’s a world where evil triumphed a long time ago, where consciences have died out under the reign of money and where people spend their time hurting one another. It’s a metaphor, of course, but the film describes things that are not that far from what we’re experiencing today.”

As for the remake, directed by Kevin and Michael Goetz and written by Mark L. Smith, the original creator said, “I had a bad contract, I didn’t even get paid for it! That’s really the only thing I regret in my career: That my name is now associated with such a junk film, and I didn’t even get a cent for it! I tried to watch it, but only got through 20 minutes. It was like watching my mother get raped! Then I stopped. Life is too short. In the American system, a movie like Martyrs is just not possible – they saw my movie and then turned it into something completely uninteresting.”

I really don’t want to see that.

As someone who sat through church and heard about all the ways the martyrs died, the pain they endured and being told that this was a goal of worshippers, this movie truly hit me. It’s terrifying not for its gore but because it feels like this could happen.

You can watch this on Tubi.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 31: Halloween Fan Films: Halloween Nightfall (2023), Michael Myers: Absolue Evil (2016), The Nightmare Ends On Halloween II (2011)

31. I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN: This night, anything goes.

I hate that in the new Halloween films, we’re told the sequels no longer exist, yet they’re still endlessly referenced. Sure, I could be happy with just watching the first two films, but every year, with every new Halloween, the movies that came before seem to get better.

Until we get a good one, there are fan films.

Halloween Nightfall is the kind of movie that you need to shut your mind off for. It tells how Michael got from Smith’s Grove to Haddonfield, but it’s not set in 1978. So you get a Scream mask, a Jason costume, an inflatable Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and “Thriller” playing in the same world where Annie, Laurie and Lynda walk home from school with the same dialogue and the same “Don’t Fear the Reaper.” And you get a way better-looking film than most streaming films, created by director Jackson Bennink.

Maybe the Michael in this looks small, perhaps his mask is very Spirit Store, but the director actually took his time doing color balancing and setting up more than just medium shots the entire time, which is above and beyond what I expect for even professional streaming horror these days.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Michael Myers: Absolue Evil (2016): I hate it in true crime when they tell us that before a murder in a small town, that everyone once kept their doors unlocked and after, they knew what evil was. As this short starts, a movie that imagines the Halloween films as if they were real, we hear from Lindsay Wallace, who survived the original attack. She informs us that the entire town knew that he was just a few miles away in Smith’s Grove, at all times, so they had already lived in fear.

With experts like Edgar Warsam, the author of The Devil’s Eyes: The Story of Michael Myers, and filmmaker John Borowski, as well as a news interview with Michael’s mother Edith, director and writer Rick Gawel’s film expands on which of the movies told the right story — yes, the adaptions exist in this world — and an entire sequence that explains the Thorn cult and how it ties into the story of The Shape.

I wish this had a bigger budget; if it had a more TV-like look, it would have been perfect. That said, many of the actors are really great. The sequence that breaks down Halloween II as if it were an actual crime show is absolutely perfect. And going deep into the history of Dr. Loomis is incredible.

This could be a bit shorter and sharper, but for what it is and the budget that it had, it’s pretty good. I’d love to see this with a crew that has worked on true crime and a bit better graphic design. It’d make a great extra feature on a box set.

You can watch this on YouTube.

The Nightmare Ends On Halloween II (2011): Directed and written by Chris R. Notarile, this takes the mid-2000s idea of mixing franchises beyond what studios were ready for, creating a trial for Freddy Krueger in which he’s judged by Pinhead and forced to face off with Leatherface, Jason Voorhees, and Michael Myers.

Roberto Lombardi, who plays Krueger, has done so in several other fan films, while Hector De La Rosa, who is Jason, has also been in several Snake Pliskin fan films.

Notarile, who also did the effects for this, has also directed movies about the Black Terror, Red Widow, US Agent, Phantom Lady, Spawn, James Bond, Candyman, The Shadow, Darkman and more. You can see his movies on his YouTube page.

I love that Leatherface and The Shape are the same actor, Anthony Palmisano. Even more, I absolutely love that Freddy defeats Leatherface with a nut shot. “Fucking rednecks,” he says.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Harvest Brood (2025)

 

“In October 2006, the community of Briar, Alabama, was terrorized by a series of gruesome killings. This film is an account of the horrors that unfolded during that fateful autumn.”

That’s all that Joe Meredith is telling you about his latest film.

At times, this feels like a true doc. At others, a slasher. And then it feels like nothing else —a movie that approaches the SOV fuzz haze I love, a town filled with darkness, conspiracies, lost in a world that believes in nothing but decay.

There’s a moment when the strange mutant children of Briar are shown in artwork form, and it’s more frightening than any big-budget CGI that you will see this year. And now, there’s also an axe killer, heads getting sliced clean off their bodies and just a sense of dread in every frame. 

People always ask, “What movies scare you?” Joe Meredith’s movies scare me in the best of ways. Instead of falling back on his video game-infused future splatterpunk explorations, this is a totally different tone for him. There’s a final girl named Jax (Cidney Meredith) who is absolutely perfect here; I feel like Chris Farley reviewing this movie. “Remember when you cut off that head, Joe? Yeah? That was awesome.”

This begins and ends with video-distorted Halloween imagery, yet even in those, an evil baby is crying. It’s funny, because in so much horror, I see people walk toward monsters, and I never want them — or the camera — to stop getting closer. In Meredith’s films, I want a distance. I want to stay away, and yet I keep creeping closer, and when that little girl screams upon confronting the cojoined twin baby doll carrying a mutant, I feel like crying too, and the catharsis reminds me why I keep watching movies.

This is pure SOV black tar movie drugs, the kind that I wake up in another room, in the dark, thinking I’m back at my parents’ house, but no, I’m just high in the basement and don’t know how to get back upstairs. Thanks for dosing me, Joe.

You can watch this on YouTube.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Black Eyed Susan (2024)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Viewer’s Choice

I love Scooter McCrae’s films (Sixteen TonguesShatter Dead, Saint Frankenstein), so like any band I adore — or director/writer in this case — I’m always worried when a new creation comes out from them. Definitely, if I’m a true believer of that artist, which I am with McCrae’s work. I mean, I own the script books and the Blu-rays; I’ve watched everything else he’s done multiple times. 

So while Black Eyed Susan is my least favorite of his films, that’s not a bad review. It’s still better and more thought-provoking than anything else I’ve seen this year.

Derek (Damian Maffei) is going through a rough divorce and barely getting by as an Uber driver. Then, he gets a strange offer from Gil (Marc Romeo), a childhood friend. He’s been creating an AI sex bot, one that can take the abuse that he believes men want to deliver to women. He thinks Derek, thanks to his bad marriage, alcoholism and violent nature, will be the perfect one to put the robot (Yvonne Emilie Thälker), called Black Eyed Susan by its tech team, through its paces.

We’ve already seen the robot be abused by another man — who later killed himself — earlier in the film. She is the utter definition of a lack of agency. She can’t walk; her dreams are only of her owner. All she wants to do is fuck. Even when she asks for things, it’s what she thinks her owner wants. In short, she’s the male gaze given form, but one that can’t walk and whose every moment is devoted to male pleasure, especially if that involves assault, as she’s ready to bleed from several areas, not just simulate female arousal.

What I disliked about this movie is that it thinks that BDSM sex is the same as abuse. Degradation, when consensual, is a part of the two partners’ contract and may be something they both enjoy. This suggests that all men, even those who try to be moral, only have the capacity to inflict pain. 

What I did enjoy was the 16mm filming, the Fabio Frizzi soundtrack, and so much of the idea. I wanted more; I wanted to learn what an actual relationship between Derek and Susan could be like. By the time the movie gets going, it feels like it’s already over. Thälker is also incredible in this, and I like how, for being the perfect male sex object, she has so many things that many men would be turned off by: body hair, an androgynous look, and an edge. She feels like an alien. I also enjoyed how Amanda (Kate Kiddo), one of the creators, wants to know how their sessions go. Derek seemingly is courting Susan, who keeps mentioning sex at every opportunity; it’s as if she makes him chaste by comparison.

For all the big questions this film raises, it feels like — again — it ends too quickly and too cleanly. Of course, the people who make the robots have further, darker plans. But is that any reason for Derek to give in to his rage? It feels like we’ve fast-forwarded and lost the plot a bit. That said, I’m not the filmmaker. I’d be interested to see why McCrae went in this direction.

In Anton LaVey’s Pentagonal Revisionism: A Five-Point Program, he said that Satanists should be part of significant change, including the development and production of artificial human companions. He wrote, “The forbidden industry. An economic “godsend” which will allow everyone “power” over someone else. Polite, sophisticated, technologically feasible slavery. And the most profitable industry since TV and the computer.”

In the Rolling Stone article “Symphony for the Devil,” this appears:

“On the way, LaVey talked about androids, his favorite hobbyhorse. He has spent years working on his own android prototypes—his mannequins—preparing for the day when the science of robotics will enable industry to begin producing artificial human companions. ”The forbidden industry,” he called it. “Polite, sophisticated, technologically feasible slavery.” Most of his dolls are store mannequins with their faces sawn off, replaced by latex impressions of his friends’ faces.

“I sculpted one entirely out of polyurethane foam,” LaVey said as we edged across the bridge through the fog. “I inhaled all those fumes trying to create a realistic woman with actual sexual parts. I put so much of my personal fetishistic desire into it that I became like Pygmalion. I kept expecting her to show up on my doorstep.”

“Do you have sex with your dolls?” I asked.

Pause.

“I tried to,” he said. “It was going to be my great test run. Just as I was entering her, the damn room started shaking. An earthquake hit. I figured it was God’s way of telling me something. So I ceased”—he laughed—“my activities of the moment.”

LaVey turned suddenly solemn. “When I say ‘God’, you know, it’s just a figure of speech.””

This feels like it only scratches the surface of what could be, but as I said, with a creator this talented, that may be enough.

You can get this from Vinegar Syndrome.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Invaders from Mars (1953)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Invaders from Mars was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, March 12, 1966 at 11:20 p.m.; Saturday, August 5, 1967 at 11:20 p.m.; Saturday, January 4, 1969 at 11:30 p.m.; Saturday, April 5, 1969 at 11:30 p.m.; Saturday, October 20, 1979 at 1:00 a.m. and Saturday, July 23, 1983 at 2:00 a.m.

Directed by William Cameron Menzies and written by Richard Blake, Invaders from Mars was made in a hurry to beat George Pal’s War of the Worlds to theaters. It worked; Steven Spielberg, Joe Dante, Martin Scorsese, and John Landis have all said it was an influence. 

David MacLean (Jimmy Hunt) wakes up to a thunderstorm and sees a UFO. His father, George (Leif Erickson), goes to investigate, and when he comes back, he’s not the same person. He tells David and his mother (Hillary Brooke) that there was no flying saucer. The cops arrive and tell David the same thing. As for the other kids, one of them, Kathy (Janine Perreau), disappears after the spaceship lands, then comes home and burns her house down. 

Only Dr. Pat Blake (Helena Carter) believes him. Working with Dr. Stuart Kelston (Arthur Franz) and Col. Fielding (Morris Ankrum), she realizes that the aliens are in town to take our nukes. Anyone controlled by the aliens has devices in their heads that cause their heads to blow up real good, but despite Martian rays and technology, good old-fashioned U.S. war mania wipes them out. Or so we believe, but it all turns out to be a dream, with David waking up to the UFO landing all over again.

The Martian leader is played by Luce Potter. She was also one of the Munchkins in The Wizard of Oz (1939) and said that she received letters from adults telling her how much she had scared them when they were kids.

I enjoy this one and love the Tobe Hooper remake even more.

You can watch this on Tubi.

B & S About Movies podcast Episode 107: Celeste de la Cabra defends Trog

Welcome to a new feature on the podcast, where I’ll have guests come on and defend movies they love, particularly ones that aren’t well-loved.

When you hear Celeste de la Cabra, you should expect to learn something. I’ll let her explain herself: “I’m a leftist, an anti-fascist, an ethical vegan, non-binary, queer, and an atheist. Stating this up front is important because these things are important to me and will naturally inform my biases and analyses. I’m not interested in pretending to be neutral on social issues or politics. I approach every film I watch as a piece of art, rather than just content or entertainment, and I aim to encourage others to do the same.”

You can find more about her on YouTube, Patreon, Letterboxd and TikTok.

This episode, Celeste and I discuss Trog, a movie that many look down on.  I was honored to have her on as my first guest and look forward to return appearances.

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CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Monster That Challenged the World (1957)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Monster That Challenged the World was on Chiller Theater on Sunday, November 3, 1963 at 11:10 p.m.

Director Arnold Laven went from the mail room at Warner Brothers to producing The Rifleman and The Big Valley, as well as directing other movies. With a script by David Duncan and Pat Fielder (The VampireThe Return of Dracula), this finds an earthquake opening the ocean floor and unleashing prehistoric giant mollusks. Only Lt. Cmdr. John “Twill” Twillinger (Tim Holt) can stop them, along with Gail MacKenzie (Audrey Dalton), her daughter Sandy (Mimi Gibson) and Dr. Jess Rogers (Hans Conried).

Shot in 16 days, this features an actual-size monster, which helps the movie. It’s based on fact: in 1955, freshwater shrimp appeared in a once-dry Mojave Desert lake. This has it all, and by all, I mean slime and giant eggs, as well as people being eaten by these huge monsters. Will the hero win the widow’s heart? Will a morgue doctor eat food over the dead body he’s doing an autopsy on? Will giant snails blow up real good?

You know it.

You can watch this on YouTube.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: I,Madman (1989)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Viewer’s Choice

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Adam Hursey is a pharmacist specializing in health informatics by day, but his true passion is cinema. His current favorite films are Back to the Future, Stop Making Sense, and In the Mood for Love. He has written articles for Film East and The Physical Media Advocate, primarily examining older films through the lens of contemporary perspectives. He is usually found on Letterboxd, where he mainly writes about horror and exploitation films. You can follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram at ashursey.

We’ve come to the final page in the last chapter of Horror Gives Back. Before I close the book on another successful journey through horror films I’ve watched for the first time, I’ve saved one of the best for last—Tibor Takács’ I, Madman.

By 1989, horror had pretty much run its course at the box office. Jason may have been taking Manhattan, but he grossed less than 15 million. Freddy didn’t fare much better with The Dream Child, garnering about 22 million dollars. The top grossing horror film of 1989? Pet Sematary with 57 million, slightly less than that Al Pacino film Sea of Love. Audiences were much more interested in spending money on action and family-oriented movies than horror. Perhaps the true horror was yet to come in the next decade.

As far as I, Madman’s box office, it is non-existent. After a regional release, the film was dumped on home video, as so many films were in those days. Eventually, it has taken on a bit of a cult following it seems. With one eye looking in the past and one eye looking forward, I, Madman combines the 1950s nostalgia so many films hoped to capture and pulled it into the turn of the decade.

The film follows Virginia (Jenny Wright), an aspiring actress who works at a local bookstore. She has come across an old book entitled Much of Madness, More of Sin, written by someone named Malcolm Brand. The main character of this novel forms an obsession around an actress named Anna. She does not care for his face, so he decides to just cut off all of his features. His nose. His ears. His lips. His scalp. You know, as one does when one is rejected by a woman.

Unable to find Brand’s follow up novel, I, Madman, Virginia is dejected, but, amazingly, she finds the book at the doorstep to her apartment. In this novel, the character is back, harvesting those body parts he had removed from unsuspecting victims in order to graft them onto his own body. But suddenly, fiction becomes reality, as Virginia begins witnessing murders and is haunted by the man from the novel. Could the events have truly leapt from the page? Or is Virginia experiencing some sort of psychotic break? The fantastical ending perhaps poses more questions than answers.

I, Madman does a fantastic job of combining two worlds: the seediness of a 50s pulp novel, complete with a film noir feel, and a bit of a neo-noir, as Virginia’s boyfriend, Richard (Clayton Rohner), is a detective on the case, torn between solving the crime and believing his girlfriend. Surprisingly, he does not totally dismiss Virginia’s claims. Add a touch of Rear Window, stop motion effects that you never see anymore, and some of the best production design of any film in the late 80s, and a cult classic is born.

I find myself guilty of saying clichés like “they just don’t make films like this anymore”. Truth is, they never made films like I, Madman. It’s almost singular in its originality. Filmmakers are not allowed to take these chances anymore unfortunately. Thus, I do not find modern horror to be that interesting. Like Virginia, I find myself scouring the past for content that lights up my imagination. Luckily, I’m not sure that I will ever hit bottom, as I keep finding fantastic films year after year. 

I can probably start making my Horror Gives Back list for next year. Note to self: add The Gate to films to try to squeeze into a category. I suddenly need more Tibor Takács in my life.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Target Earth (1954)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Target Earth was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, February 29 and Saturday, August 8, 1964 at 4:00 p.m. and Saturday, September 14, 1968 at 11:20 p.m.

An army of alien soldiers has landed on Earth, and a small group of humans, including Nora King (Kathleen Crowley), who just attempted suicide, is all that’s left in a city. She trips over a dead body and meets Frank Brooks (Richard Denning), a man who has just survived a robbery. They join up with two partiers, Jim Wilson (Richard Reeves) and Vicki Harris (Virginia Grey), as well as Charles Otis (Mort Marshall), who tells them that all power has been stopped, and even cars won’t stop. Charles freaks out after learning of the aliens and runs into the street, getting blasted by some kind of death ray.

Just when it seems like all hope is lost, a twist in the plot unfolds. The human race, it turns out, is its own worst enemy. A killer named Davis, played by Robert Roark, whose dentist father was a producer on this, ends up murdering Vicky before Jim takes him down. As the aliens launch their final attack, a Shaun of the Dead-style moment occurs. The army arrives at the last minute with a sonic weapon. American firepower to the rescue.

A one-week wonder shot with no permits on the streets of Los Angeles in the early morning, this was based on “Deadly City” by Paul W. Fairman. We hear about a robot army but only see one, which was played by bartender Steve Calvert, the gorilla from Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla and Bride of the Gorilla

Director Sherman A. Rose was mainly an editor. The film was written by William Raynor (whose career stretches back to the 1950s, from Snow Dog to Dukes of Hazzard), and by American-International Pictures’ James H. Nicholson and Wyott Ordung, who also wrote Robot Monster

You can watch this on Tubi.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 30: In Fear (2014)

30. A Horror Film Where the Killer Murders with his Bare Hands

Tom (Iain De Caestecker) and Lucy (Alice Englert) haven’t been dating long, but on their way to a concert, they get caught in a loop, continually ending back at the same place, while Lucy is sure that she sees a man in a white mask. They pick up a man named Max (Allen Leech), who claims to be hunted by the same masked person, but turns out to be that maniac and can manipulate reality. They barely escape him, as he breaks Tom’s wrist.

Lucy and Tom try to hide in the woods after their car runs out of gas. However, Tom is taken by Max, and Lucy barely makes it back. When she flees, she stops to check the trunk. Tom is inside, dead, bound with a hose in his mouth so that he’s been breathing the car’s fumes. The next morning, Lucy sees Max on the road and drives directly toward him.

The leads were not told what would happen to their characters during filming, as it was shot in sequence. Their reactions are real.

This was directed and written by Jeremy Lovering (with Jon Croker co-writing), who was second unit director on Hot Fuzz and Last Night In Soho. This is a fine film, one mostly inside a car, with actors improving so much of their parts. It’s one that needs to be seen by a wider audience.

You can watch this on Tubi.