2023 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 6: Porno (2019)

6. THE TORN TICKET: You guessed it, films/scenes that take place in a movie theater.

Back in 1992, Chaz (Jillian Mueller), projectionist and recovering drig addict Heavy Metal Jeff (Robbie Tann) and ushers Abe (Evan Daves), Ricky (Glenn Stott) and Todd (Larry Saperstein) are working in the family-friendly movie theater of Mr. Pike (Bill Phillips). That night, he allows the five to pick any movie they want to watch, as long as it’s either A League of Their Own or Encino Man.

Then a possessed old man breaks into the theater and tears into a wall where they find the old reel of disreputable film and quite literally, all hell breaks loose in the form of succubus Lilith (Katelyn Pearce), a demon ready to screw their souls.

This is certainly a fun movie but it feels like the cinematic equivalent of junk food. I don’t expect the movie within the movie to look like The Last House On Dead End Street, but it would have been nice if it had. It’s cute but after watching weeks of USA Up All Night, this isn’t as sinful as it promises that it could be.

You can watch this on Tubi.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Witching and Bitching (2013)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Witches

Directed by Álex de la Iglesia (Perdita Durango, El día de la bestia), who co-wrote the script with Jorge Guerricaechevarría, Witching and Bitching starts with José (Hugo Silva) and Antonio (Mario Casas) arguing as they rob a pawn shop. The issue is that José has brought his son Sergio (Gabriel Ángel Delgado) along for the ride and it’s a violent one, as numerous people die all around them. They escape in the car of Manuel (Jaime Ordóñez), forcing him to drive them to the border, all while being followed by Silvia (Macarena Gómez), Sergio’s mother, and two cops named Pacheco (Secun de la Rosa) and Calvo (Pepón Nieto).

They end up in Zugarramurdi, Navarre, a place where alleged occult activity happened in the seventeenth century and was punished in the Basque witch trials, as well as the home of the Basque witch museum and the Witch Caves. There they meet a coven of cannibal witches and their leader Graciana (Carmen Maura) and her mother Maritxu (Terele Pávez). After Sergio is nearly cooked in an oven, they escape, only to quickly be recaptured by the witches.

Silvia and the two cops save José, Antonio,and Manuel but are soon captured, with Silvia is transformed into a witch by toad juice. Our protagonists are captured — again! — and only José escapes, saved by Graciana’s daughter Eva (Carolina Bang) who has fallen for him. She wants him to leave but he refuses as his son is still captured. Eva is buried alive by her mother, but soon saved by José who gets help from Eva’s brother Luismi (Javier Botet).

Luismi and José can only watch as Antonio, Manuel, Pacheco and Calvo are set to be sacrificed to a gigantic witch that eats Sergio — who passes right out of its body and is showing his own magic powers — and then destroy the creature and most of the witches. However, as José and Eva celebrate their love, we learn that Silvia, Graciana and Maritxu are waiting for their revenge.

Look, any movie that starts with statues — including Jesus — coming to life and starting a robbery and ends with a witch apocalypse is one I’m going to love. As always, de Iglesia takes you on a thrill ride filled with violence, lurid colors and fun effects. I’m there for whatever movies he makes.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Tales from the Crypt S1 E1: The Man Who Was Death (1989)

From June 10, 1989, to July 19, 1996, HBO aired Tales from the Crypt, which was based on the EC Comics series. Ah, Tales from the Crypt, the scourge of parents in the 50s, which somehow ran for only 27 issues and yet we’re still discussing it today.

EC publisher William Gaines and editor Al Feldstein loved horror, so they published a story called “Return from the Grave!” in the comic Crime Patrol #15. This was the first appearance of the Crypt-Keeper and a few issues later, the title became The Crypt of Terror — in my high school art club, this is what we named our haunted house and yes, it totally was an EC Comics reference, I was the hugest nerd — and then took on its real title a few issues afterward.

Drawn by Johnny Craig, Feldstein, Wallace Wood, Al Davis, George Evans, Jack Kamen, “Ghastly” Graham Ingels, Harvey Kurtzman, Al Williamson, Joe Orlando, Reed Crandall, Bernard Krigstein, Will Elder, Fred Peters and Howard Larsen, the look of Tales from the Crypt — and its sister comics The Vault of Horror and The Haunt of Fear — may have the greatest line-up of artists ever.

Gaines often was inspired by — outright ripped off — other stories and movies for the tales inside the comic. Those include the works of H.P. Lovecraft as well as the films The Man in Half Moon StreetVampyrThe Beast with Five Fingers and several Ray Bradbury b0oks. Unlike nearly everyone else, Bradbury actually read EC Comics and wrote to them: ““You have not as of yet sent on the check for $50.00 to cover the use of secondary rights on my two stories THE ROCKET MAN and KALEIDOSCOPE which appeared in your WEIRD-FANTASY May-June ’52, #13, with the cover-all title of HOME TO STAY,” he wrote to EC. “I feel this was probably overlooked in the general confusion of office-work, and look forward to your payment in the near future.”

EC did more than thirty Bradbury stories and yes, paid him. They appear in the Fantagraphics collection Home to Stay!: The Complete Ray Bradbury EC Stories.

But it was not to last.

Dr. Fredric Wertham had already written an article in Collier’s entitled “Horror in the Nursery” and for the American Journal of Psychotherapy he turned in “The Psychopathology of Comic Books.” In 1954, the next book by Wertham, Seduction of the Innocent, and a highly publicized Congressional hearing on juvenile delinquency made comics look so bad — not to mention a government breakup of the monopoly that distributed magazines — ruined the industry.

Gaines wanted the surviving companies fight outside censorship and repair the industry’s damaged reputation with the Comics Magazine Association of America and its Comics Code Authority. There had to be a comics code on every cover of every comic published, which isn’t what Gaines wanted. He also learned that other companies pushed for the words horror, weird and terror to not be allowed on the covers. This basically was everything he published.

All three horror books and the SuspenStory comics were canceled in 1954.

Incredible Science Fiction #33 was the last EC comic book to be published and a reprint of the story “Judgement Day” was nearly censored because at the end, the hero is revealed to be black. Gaines went nuclear.

By the 1960s, EC was sold — MAD Magazine was all they published — and became part of Warner Communications. You may know the two Amicus movies that were licensed — Tales from the Crypt and The Vault of Horror. And because Warner also owned HBO, that brings us to this show.

Thanks to an incredible group of producers — David Filer, Walter Hill, Richard Donner, Robert Zemeckis and Joel Silver — and aired on HBO. This meant that hardly anything got censored.

With A-listers in the casts, great special effects and an original Danny Elfman song, Tales from the Crypt was a big deal.

A lot of credit goes to the Cryptkeeper, who was performed by a team of puppeteers — Van Snowden, David Arthur Nelson, Anton Rupprecht, Shaun Smith, Mike Elizalde, Frank Charles Lutkus, Patty Maloney, David Stinnent, Mike Trcic and Brock Winkless — and voiced by John Kassir. Even kids loved him, which led to toys and a cartoon based on this bloody horror show, making the children of the parents who lost their EC Comics upset that their kids were watching such a program.

On June 10, 1989, the first episode “The Man Who Was Death” aired. It was based on a story that originally appeared in The Crypt of Terror #17.

“Aww, poor little fellas. When I think of their childhood, all those cute little maggots. Hahahahaha. Our story is about a man with nobler ambitions. He likes to kill human pests and he does it in front of an audience. Now that’s entertainment! Hahahaha. So hang onto your hats kiddies, this one’s a real shocker.”

The Cryptkeeper was here and he was ready to share a story directed by Walter Hill, who wrote the script with Steven Dodd and Robert Reneau.

Niles Talbot (William Sadler) has been promoted to being the man who flips the switch on the electric chair. But when the death penalty is abolished, he becomes a vigilante who punishes criminals who get away with it. All until, well, he gets caught and the death penalty returns.

Biker Jimmy Flood (Robert Winley), Theodore Carne (Gerrit Graham) and Cynthia Baldwin (Cindi Minnick) are all executed until the idea of killing the guilty goes to Niles’ brain and he starts wiping out exotic dancers.

That’s the first episode! It aired the same evening as “All Through the House,” but let’s get to that one next week.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Beast of Hollow Mountain (1956)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Beast of Hollow Mountain was first on Chiller Theater on Sunday, December 1, 1963 at 11:10 p.m. It also aired on February 22, 1964 and July 31, 1965.

Filmed in both English and Spanish at Churubusco Studios in Mexico City, the American version of this Willis O’Brien (the animator of King Kong) was called The Beast of Hollow Mountain while the Mexican one was named La Bestia de la Montaña.

Cowboys and dinosaurs seem like a pretty natural combination. In this one, Jimmy Ryan (Guy Madison, who played Wild Bill Hickock on TV’s The Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok) finds out that some real life giant lizards are eating all his cattle.

You know how I always complain about movies showing the monster too soon? This waits nearly an hour before you see the dinosaur. That’s having patience. Oh yeah — don’t get attached to the little kid who has an abusive father.

O’Brien also wrote another unproduced script from this concept called The Valley of the Mists, which would later be made as The Valley of Gwangi by Ray Harryhausen, in case you can’t get enough stop-motion monsters.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Atomic Man (1956)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Atomic Man was first on Chiller Theater on Sunday, October 13, 1963. It was aired on March 7, 1964; July 10, 1965 and December 3, 1966.

Cut down by seventeen minutes and renamed from TimeslipThe Atomic Man played U.S. theaters on a double feature with Invasion of the Body Snatchers. It had already been a live TV play in England and would also be the first of three novels with The Isotope Man coming out in 1957.

Directed by Ken Hughes (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, SextetteNight School) and written by Charles Eric Maine, this movie has an interesting idea in it: a man is found shot in the back and nearly drowned. When he revives, he is a few seconds in the future from the rest of reality and able to answer questions before they are asked.

Faith Domergue is in this. She was discovered by Howard Hughes, who she dated from the age of 16 until she learned that he was also dating Ava Gardner, Rita Hayworth and Lana Turner. She became an early scream queen, appearing in Cult of the CobraThis Island Earth, It Came from Beneath the Sea and Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet. She began traveling to Italy in 1952 and staying in Rome for extended periods. She married director Paolo Cossa and was in several Italian movies including One on Top of the Other and The Man With the Icy Eyes. Her last movie was The House of Seven Corpses.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 5: The Creeps (1997)

October 5: A 2D Horror Film (Up to interpretation!)

The Creeps was shot for 3D and I probably would have loved it more had I seen it popping out all over the screen. That said, it’s a Charles Band movie, so I already have some level of affection for it.

Dr. Winston Berber (Bill Moynihan) has been stealing famous manuscripts and first editions of horror classics, including a copy of Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Shelley that gets stolen from the rare book room of a library run by Anna Quarrels (Rhonda Griffin, Hideous!). She hires a detective named David Raleigh (Justin Lauer) to track him down.

Soon enough, Berber has Guy Endore’s The Werewolf of Paris, James Putnam’s Mummy and only needs Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1897) to have everything he needs to start his Archetype Inducer, which will bring them all to life.

As for David, he’s behind on the case because he also runs a video store. Anna is the one who catches Berber but she gets knocked out and captured. She’s the last thing he needs. A virgin to be sacrificed to bring the monsters to life. Somehow, even though she isn’t killed, they do arise. Except that they’re half the size they should be. Dracula is quite cross, but is told if he gets Anna, he’ll be back to his normal self.

Dracula figures that he can get any virgin and brings back lesbian librarian Miss Christina (Kristin Norton) who is in love with Anna. Only Anna can unlock the creature’s full powers except, well, she’s not a virgin. But David is…

I love the ending of this movie. The monsters decide that in our world, they will eventually die. But in the pages they came from, they can live forever.

In payment, Anna gives David the first English language edition of Venus in Furs, who replies that he likes the Jess Franco movie with Klaus Kinski, as well as the one directed by Larry Buchanan. She shuts him up with a kiss.

Writer Neal Marshall Stevens also was behind Head of the Family, Curse of the Puppet MasterThir13en GhostsHellraiser: Deader and many more. He also directed Stitches and Possessed.

Come for the mini-monsters, stay for the many posters and VHS box art in the video store.

You can watch this on Tubi.

2023 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 5: Feast (2005)

5. ENJOY YOUR STAY: Park your keister for a single location flick.

Directed by John Gulager (whose father Clu is in this) and written by Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan, this film was teased by an entire season of Project Greenlight.

A man identified as the hero (Eric Dane) appears in a scummy Nevada bar, holding the head of a monster and basically telling everyone what they need to do if they want to live. He’s killed in seconds, which lets you know that nothing in this movie will be what you expect.

His wife — heroine (Navi Rawat) — shows up just in time for Vet (Anthony “Treach” Criss), Edgy Cat”(Jason Mewes) and Harley Mom (Diane Ayala Goldner) to get killed.

The monsters can’t be reasoned with. They want to procreate and kill and not always in that order or exclusively, if you get what I’m saying and I think you do.

Even kids aren’t safe, as Tuffy (Krista Allen) loses her son Cody (Tyler Patrick Jones)  to the monsters. Not even comic relief is safe, as Beer Guy (Judah Friedlander) is thrown up on and melts. At least Honey Pie (Jenny Wade) has to get naked to wash all the blood off, because you know, foreign investors.

At this point, who knows who will make it. Anyone? Bozo (Balthazar Getty)? Coach (Henry Rollins)?Hot Wheels (Josh Zuckerman)?

Despite giving birth to two sequels, I can’t believe that Feast isn’t mentioned more often. I always confused it with Slither until I finally watched both. Then again, isn’t Slither more like Night of the Creeps than this one? Then again, both of these movies are so made up of influences that you could see them taking from so many movies, you know?

You can watch this on Tubi.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: Spooktacular! (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 was from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is played here.

Once upon a long time ago — well, the 90s — there was a little horror theme park, built in the middle of a Massachusetts cornfield, called SpookyWorld. This is the story of that place.

Directed by Quinn Monahan and executive produced by Tom Savini, this tells the story of SpookyWorld, which this movie makes the case for the idea that it “set the template for the multi-billion-dollar industry of terror.”

David Bertolino was the creator, making the park the first-ever multi-attraction Halloween theme park. He started by selling X-rated greeting cards and gag gifts before figuring our how to make a haunted house that could make money. He brought along horror celebrities like Savini, Alice Cooper, Linda Blair and Kane Hodder. And he had a major bit of insanity with Tiny Tim.

You may have seen some of Spooky World in Snapper: The Man Eating Turtle Movie That Never Got Made yet this movie will give you the real story. Well, the story that its creator wants to tell, but if you wanted to get an unbiased view, you don’t have anything else. This is everything the people who made and worked there would like you to know about a place that is sadly gone.

You can learn more at the official site.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: 13 Ghosts (1960)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Castle, William or actual

We need more people like William Castle.

As he starts the movie explaining how the gimmick works — Illusion-O — we learn that we will have the chance to see ghosts. Or not.

Most scenes of the movie is in black and white, but scenes involving ghosts let you watch them with special viewing glasses. If you want to see the ghost, you look through the red filter. If you don’t want to see them, watch through the blue filter.

Occultist Dr. Plato Zorba has given his house to his poor nephew Cyrus (Donald Woods), who moves in his wife Hilda (Rosemary DeCamp) and children Medea (Jo Morrow) and Buck (Charles Herbert). They find out from their lawyer Ben Rush (Martin Milner) that they share the house with 12 ghosts and they must stay there and not sell it or the state gets everything.

There’s also a seance-happy housekeeper called Elaine Zacharides (Margaret Hamilton!) and somewhere, if they can find it, a fortune.

How could you live with twelve ghosts? There’s a floating head, a screaming woman, a set of hands, a skeleton on fire, a chef who keeps killing his wife and her lover, a lynched woman, an executioner with a head that he’s chopped off, a lion (Zamba, who played Kitty Cat on The Addams Family) with a headless lion tamer and Dr. Zorba, who has left behind goggles to help them see the ghosts and an Ouija board that soon warns that death is coming.

Who killed Dr. Zorba? Where is the money? Will the family stay alive living here? Who will become the thirteenth ghost that frees all the other spirits? And how cool is it that the exterior shots are the Winchester House, an actual haunted place?

As much as I dislike remakes, I really dig the newer version of this, Thir13en Ghosts. Dark Castle, who produced that film, has been talking about doing a series about each of the ghosts. I’d love to see that.

You can download this from the Internet Archive.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: The Wait (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 was from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is played here.

Eladio (Víctor Clavijo) watches over the hunting grounds of the estate of Don Francisco (Pedro Casablanc) and has divided them into ten hunting stands. When Don Carlos, Don Francisco’s assistant, asks him to add three more stands — which would place them too close to one another — for money, his wife Marcia (Ruth Díaz) finally convinces him to take the money.

That’s when things go wrong. So wrong that his son Floren (Moisés Ruiz) is accidentally hit with a bullet and soon dies. Marcia kills herself. And Eladio is the one who is punished, not the rich elites that he has worked for.

Directed and written by F. Javier Gutiérrez, this finds Eladio soon descending into paranoia and the center of an occult conspiracy which may all be in his head. It’s an interesting film that combines the western — it’s shot in Spain, home of many an Italian Western — and folk horror.