Murder, She Wrote S2 E7: A Lady in the Lake (1985)

Jessica spends a little time at a lakeside inn where she witnesses what appears to be a struggle and a woman falling into the lake.

Season 2, Episode 7: A Lady in the Lake (November 10, 1985)

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote

Jessica visits a lakeside inn to do research for her next book and watches a husband shove his wife into the water, killing her. Or maybe she didn’t. Is this a Giallo?

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury, and were they in any exploitation movies?

John Astin is back as real estate man Harry Pierce.

Carolyn Hester Crane is played by Susan Blanchard from Prince of Darkness.

Sheriff Amos Tupper? He’s back! He’s Tom Bosley.

William Christopher, Father Francis Mulcahy to some, is Burton Hollis.

Kyle Jordan is played by Charles Frank.

Howard Crane is played by Sybok, Laurence Luckinbill, who has been in so many things I’ve watched lately.

Grace Overholtz is played by one of the many Catwomen, Lee Meriwether.

Dr. Seth Hazlitt returns, played by William Windom.

Joanna Benson is played by Lee Purcell, Betty Jordan by Lauren Tewes and Noah Paisely by Johnny Crawford.

What happens?

Howard Crane, an older husband, seemingly dislikes his younger wife, Carolyn, to the point that he drowns her. At least that’s what Jessica Fletcher thinks. Sheriff Tupper does, too. Except that Howard jumped in the water to save her, so would he do that if he wanted to kill her? He tells the police — and Jessica — that his wife dove in herself. Meanwhile, people are sleeping around on their fishing husbands. The woman who may have drowned — and whose body hasn’t been found — was a champion swimmer, and that Joanna, a woman who runs naked for fun, was sleeping with Howard.

There’s also a birdwatcher lurking about, lots of people fishing and Harry Pierce trying to sell Jessica on the fact that the hotel is so much older — and filled with history — than it really is.

That’s when they find Carolyn’s body.

While she did drown, she also had mud in her lungs, glass in her skull and was wearing a bathing suit under her dress.

It’s a mystery. The kind only Jessica can solve.

Who did it?

Burton. He wasn’t just a bird watcher. He was family.

Who made it?

It was directed by Walter Grauman and written by Robert Van Scoyk, who also wrote over 100 episodes of this show.

Does Jessica get some?

No. I’m getting blue balls from this show!

Does Jessica dress up and act stupid?

No. She’s acting too normal!

Was it any good?

It’s a Giallo, again, just like the last episode.

Any trivia?

They are married to different people in this episode, but Charles Frank & Susan Blanchard were husband and wife on All My Children and have been married since 1977 in our real world.

Give me a reasonable quote:

Harry Pierce: When you told me you were writing a book called “Murder at the Inn”, I knew this place would be perfect. Did I mention that Edgar Allan Poe stayed here?

Jessica Fletcher: Harry, this place can’t be more than 10 years old.

What’s next?

Jessica goes to the races to watch her niece ride the winning horse. As you can imagine, someone dies shortly thereafter. Why would you invite Jessica anywhere? Jessica also has family, nieces and nephews, who all have outstanding careers but are some of the stupidest people ever. And they always get arrested or get someone murdered or have horrible things happen to them, and she has to save them. Is the entire Fletcher family and everyone in Jessica’s radius born under a bad sign?

THIRD WINDOW BLU RAY RELEASE: New Religion (2022)

New Religion (2022): Miyabi (Kaho Seto) has lost her daughter when she falls from the balcony, which puts her in a dark place, working as an escort in a basement somewhere with two other women. Sure, she has a new guy, but one of her co-workers — Aiwaza (Daiki Nunami) — loses her mind and kills a whole bunch of people with a knife.

One of Aiwaza’s prize clients — Oka (Satoshi Oka) — now needs someone to take care of his needs, so Miyabi takes over. His needs? He takes photos of women, slowly, strangely and in ways that make them feel like they’re being dissected. Yes, that’s strange. But what’s weird is that his house is either always pitch black or blindingly red. Strange enough? What if he had no vocal cords and now spoke through the sound system of his home at body-rattling volume? And what if, with each photo that Oka takes, Miyabi gets closer to seeing her dead daughter?

Also, none of this could be happening. Or all of it.

Directed and written by Keishi Kondo, this is not a movie to go into hoping for a straight-up horror film. But for those willing to journey toward its heart of darkness, there’s something strange and wonderful here.

Neu Mirrors (2025): Neu Mirrors is a spin-off short film that attempts to answer certain unanswered questions of I and begins just after a scene in the previous film.”

Aizawa wakes up in a strange hotel room as a voice calls him from his earphone. Aizawa notices a man in a white shirt in the room with a photo book at his feet. There are the faces of many strangers and his own face printed on it.

Things don’t get any less weird from there.

This film takes on blue instead of red as its primary color. I love that it can be seen as an expansion or meditation on the past film or entirely on its own. Either way, director and writer Keishi Kondo is a force that creates otherworldly art.

Extras include an interview with the director, behind-the-scenes footage, outtakes, audio commentary on the film, an early concept version of the movie, a crowdfunding teaser, a trailer, an international trailer and a slipcase and reversible sleeves with original artwork for both films. You can buy this from Terra Cotta.

Sizzlin’ Summer of Side-Splitters 2025: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)

Aug 11-17 Whoopi Goldberg Week: She’s become a corny tv lady these days, but let’s not forget that at her peak Whoopi was one of the funniest people alive.

Man, the 2000s TV remakes and reimaginings always start dark.

Rocky the Flying Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose have had a sad life since their show was canceled in 1964. All the trees in Frostbite Falls have been cut down. Their narrator lives with his mother. Fearless Leader (Robert De Niro), Boris Badenov (Jason Alexander) and Natasha Fatale (Rene Russo) aren’t dangerous. And Rocky can’t fly.

Then the bad guys escape the unreal world and make it to Hollywood, becoming live action, and working with Minnie Mogul (Janeane Garofalo) to operate Really Bad Television, a cable TV network that is brainwashing people into voting for Fearless Leader for President. FBI Director Cappy von Trapment (Randy Quaid) assigns Agent Karen Sympathy (Piper Perabo) to bring Rocky (June Foray) and Bullwinkle (Keith Scott) into our world and save us.

The bad guys have Computer-Degenerating Imagery that traps cartoon characters online, but our heroes have help from Martin and Lewis (Keenan and Kel). Rocky learns to fly again and you get all sorts of people showing up in this: David Alan Grier, Carl Reiner, Jonathan Winters, Phil Proctor, Jeffrey Ross, Doug Jones, Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg as a judge.

Boris and Natasha: The Movie, Dudley Do-Right and Mr. Peabody & Sherman all had movies. None of them did well. That said, Boris and Natasha has Dave Thomas and Sally Kellerman as the villains, along with John Candy, Andrea Thomas and Sid Haig. It’s directed by Charles Martin Smith, who also helmed Trick or Treat.

I appreciate that they keep making these boomer movies, but no one would ever see them. Then again, this movie is 25 years old, so I am the old person now.

LIONSGATE 4K UHD RELEASE: Stir of Echoes (1999)

Based on the Richard Matheson novel and directed and written by David Koepp (who wrote I Come In Peace, Toy Soldiers, Jurassic Park and Carlito’s Way and directed Secret WindowMortdecai and You Should Have Left), Stir of Echoes is about phone lineman Tom Witzky (Kevin Bacon), who can see and speak to the dead after being hypnotized by his sister-in-law Lisa (Illena Douglas). Now, he can see Samantha (Jennifer Morrison), a girl who has been missing for six months and who has been killed.

Koepp was afraid to show Mathson the script, as he was such a hero to him. The author said, “I’m sure he’s done a good job of it. I do know what he’s done before, and it’s quite good. He has a very good touch.”

When this came out, I’m sure many passed it off as a clone of The Sixth Sense, despite being written forty years before. Bacon is incredible in this and no one seems to remember just how good he is in it.

A SciFi sequel, Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming, came out in 2007. It has nothing to do with this movie to the point that if you told me that it was never planned to be a sequel and they stuck the name on it, I would believe you.

The Lionsgate release of this film has a 4K UHD disc and a Blu-ray disc. Extras include an audio commentary with writer/director David Koepp, interviews with Koepp, cinematographer Fred Murphy and director David Koepp, actress Kathryn Erbe, production designer Nelson Coates; making of featurettes; scene comparisons; screen tests; deleted scenes; trailers; TV ads and promos; a music video and more. You can order it from Diabolik DVD.

MVD MARQUEE COLLECTION: The Linguini Incident (1991)

Lucy (Rosanna Arquette) and Monte (David Bowie) work at Dali, a super trendy NYC nightspot. They’re both in debt, underpaid and dealing with all sorts of weirdness in their lives when they make up their minds to join up with lingerie designer Viv (Eszter Balint) and rob their workplace. But they’d have to be good at being criminals to pull that off. They are nowhere near even OK.

Also released as The IncidentHoudini and Company, The Robbery and Shag-O-Rama, this has some strange folks in it. Even the protagonist, Lucy, wants to be Houdini. Plus, the cast has several intriguing actors like Buck Henry, Marlene Matlin, Vivica Lindfors, Maura Tierney, Andre Gregory, Kathy Kinney and James Avery. Even Iman and Julian Lennon are in this.

There’s nothing really like it, so to get a better version of this after years of assembly cuts and producers’ versions is pretty cool.

Extras include an introduction by director Richard Shepard; commentary with Shepard, actors Rosanna Arquette and Eszter Balint, co-producer Sarah Jackson and co-screenwriter Tamar Brott, moderated by Cereal at Midnight host Heath Holland; commentary by Director Richard Shepard; a making-of; a photo gallery with commentary by Richard Shepard; director and theatrical cuts; a 2024 trailer; the original trailer; a limited edition slipcase and booklet with essays from film historian Graham Rinaldi and director Richard Shepard. You can order this film from MVD.

Sizzlin’ Summer of Side-Splitters 2025: Beverly Hills Brats (1989)

Aug 11-17 Whoopi Goldberg Week: She’s become a corny tv lady these days, but let’s not forget that at her peak Whoopi was one of the funniest people alive.

Scooter (Peter Billingsly, not just Ralphie) is a teenager ignored by his plastic surgeron father (Martin Sheen) and his sblings, Sterling (Ramon Estevez) and Tiffany (Cathy Podewell). He decides to work with two criminals, Clive (Burt Young) and Elmo (George Kirby), to kidnap him.

This was directed by Jim Sotos. Yes, a kid movie by the man who directed Forced Entry. Well, he also made Sweet Sixteen and Hot Moves. Again, not the guy I’d pick to make this movie for children. It was written by actress Terry Moore, along with her husband Jerry Rivers and Linda Silverthorn.

Whoopi shows up to say the name of the movie. You have to love that.

Tab Hunter and Henry Silva were originally going to be in this, and Peter Billingsley and Henry Silva are the buddy movie team that I never knew I needed.

You can watch this on Tubi.

ARROW VIDEO 4K UHD RELEASE: The Andromeda Strain (1971)

This movie is Dr. Jeremy Stone (Arthur Hill) informing the United States Senate Committee on Space Sciences about an alien invasion, not of creatures, but of a virus. After a satellite crashes in Piedmont, New Mexico, everyone dies. Only two people have survived: 69-year-old alcoholic Peter Jackson (George Mitchell) and six-month-old infant Manuel Rios (Robert Soto).

Directed by Robert Wise and written by Nelson Gidding, this is based on the Michael Crichton book. The Infectious Diseases Society of America magazine, Clinical Infectious Diseases, said that this movie is the “most significant, scientifically accurate, and prototypic of all films” of the killer virus genre.

You may not find that exciting, because it’s so close to the very dense book. I remember my mom telling me about this as a kid, because the ads for it upset me so much that she had to explain to me what it was about or I would have never gone to sleep.

The Arrow Video release of this movie has a 4K restoration from the original camera negative by Arrow Films, audio commentary by critic Bryan Reesman, an appreciation by critic Kim Newman, archive featurettes including a making of and A Portrait of Michael Crichton; highlights from the annotated and illustrated shooting script by Nelson Gidding; a theatrical trailer, TV spots and radio spots; an image gallery; an illustrated collector’s booklet featuring writing by Peter Tonguette and select archive material and a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Corey Brickley. You can order The Andromeda Strain from MVD.

SLASHERS ON THE DIA DF

This Saturday at 8 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube channels, Bill will watch two slashers. Won’t you watch with us?

Want to know what we’ve shown before? Check out this list.

Have a request? Make it here.

Want to see one of the drink recipes from a past show? We have you covered.

First, it’s time to go to Canada and say, Happy Birthday to Me. You can download it from the Internet Archive.

Every week, we watch movies, talk about them and make a drink to go with them. Here’s the first one.

The Silent Woman

  • 1.5 oz. apple brandy
  • 3 oz. pineapple juice
  • 1 oz. cranberry juice
  1. Shake everything in a cocktail shaker with ice.
  2. Fall off a bridge and enjoy it.

The second movie is When a Stranger Calls, which you can watch on YouTube.

Here’s the cocktail for it.

When a Stranger Drinks (Tom Collins)

  • 1.5 oz. gin
  • 1 oz. lemon juice
  • .5 oz. simple syrup
  • 2 oz. club soda
  1. Mix all ingredients in a glass with ice.
  2. Stir and enjoy.

See you on Saturday!

ARROW 4K UHD RELEASE: Poseidon (2006)

Wolfgang Petersen made Das Boot and The Perfect Storm, so he was the best person to probably direct the sequel to The Poseidon Adventure. It was filmed on large-scale sets and soundstages and had practical effects and stunts to go with the digitally-enhanced water effects.

Robert Ramsey (Kurt Russell) is a NYC firefighter on vacation with his daughter Jennifer (Emmy Rossum) and her boyfriend Christian (Mike Vogel). They’re on board the Poseidon with gambler Dylan Jones (Josh Lucas), Maggie James (Jacinda Barrett) and her son Conor (Jimmy Bennett), architect Richard Nelson (Richard Dreyfuss), waiter Marco Valentine (Freddy Rodriguez), singer Gloria (people in the place, it’s Fergie),  Captain Michael Bradford (Andre Braugher), Lucky larry (Kevin Dillon) and a girl who snuck on, Elena Morales (Mía Maestro).

What follows is wholesale movie star destruction and no one is safe. Seriously, an air conditioning unit falls smack dab on Turtle’s head. Fergie drowns. A rogue wave kills almost everyone else before that. This movie doesn’t give two shits if you’re famous. In fact, it demands that. People you don’t expect to get nuked? Watch out.

Roger Ebert said, “Wolfgang Petersen’s heart isn’t in it. He is too wise a director to think this is first-rate material and too good a director to turn it into enjoyable trash.”

The 70s were the best time for disaster movies. This is good enough, but as you would figure, the original is better.

Extras on this Arrow Video release include interviews with director of photography John Seale, production designer William Sandell, visual effects supervisor Boyd Shermis and make-up effects on-set supervisor Michael Deak; a retrospective on the film by Heath Holland; featurettes on at the film’s production, featuring interviews with cast and crew, the set design and production assistant Malona Voigt. There’s a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Jacey and an illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing on the film by Priscilla Page. You can order it from MVD.

Sizzlin’ Summer of Side-Splitters 2025: Made In America (1993)

Aug 11-17 Whoopi Goldberg Week: She’s become a corny tv lady these days, but let’s not forget that at her peak Whoopi was one of the funniest people alive.

Zora Matthews (Nia Long) learns from a blood test that the man she thought was her father wasn’t; her mother, Sarah (Whoopi Goldberg), has been lying, as her real father was from a sperm bank. She asked for a smart black guy. She had no idea that Hal Jackson (Ted Danson) was really the father.

Zora and her friend Tea Cake (Will Smith) find out that Hal is a big used car salesman, the kind of guy who’ll fight a bear on TV to sell an automobile. She tells him he’s her father, and he couldn’t care less. But soon, he falls for Sarah and feels like a father to Zora, which is a strange character arc when he comes off as a man who cares about nothing and has a beautiful, much younger girlfriend, Stacy (Jennifer Tilly).

That said, the whole point of this movie is “How could Ted Danson possibly have sex with Whoopi Goldberg?” Then, they started dating in real life, just like pro wrestling love angles that always end up becoming a shoot. Then, after that, Danson was in blackface during a 1993 Friars Club roast. Goldberg wrote some of his jokes and would defend him.

This was directed by Richard Benjamin, so it has that going for it.