Chattanooga Film Festival 2023: Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023)

You may have seen Andrew Bowser play Onyx before in viral videos. As Onyx the Fortuitous, he’s also been listed as “Weird Satanic Guy” and his distinct speech pattern will definitely stick with you.

Now, Onyx is part of his own film, Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls, directed, written and edited by Bowser. Yet Onyx does not live the dream life. He makes burgers for a living at Marty’s Meat Hut and gets abused at every turn. He’s barely tolerated by his parents (Barbara Crampton is his mom!). Yet he has one thing that he loves. Or a person, really. Bartok the Great (Jeffrey Combs) is an occultist who has created several learn-at-home programs — Letting a Little Devil In — that Onyx has studied in his pursuit of Satanism and now, he has a chance to be the magician’s assistant as he raises a demon from Hell. He’s one of the many followers lured into this ritual by Bartok’s assistant Farrah (Olivia Taylor Dudley, Paranormal Acivity: The Ghost Dimension), along with Bartok’s wife in a past life Jesminder (Melanie Chandra), magical scholar Mr. Duke (TC Carson, the voice of Mace Windu and Kratos in God of War), the tough, understanding and non-binary Mack (Rivkah Reyes, who was once Katie in School of Rock) and the prim and proper former church lady Marsha (Donna Pieroni).

However, Bartok has no interest in teaching any of these would-be dark lords. Instead, he is stealing their souls and transforming them into zombies, all to increase his power. However, the Fortuitous One is among them and it just might be Onyx.

Your enjoyment will be determined by how much you like the strange-voiced, virginal cartoon-loving loser at the heart of it. I thought Onyx was relatively funny and I didn’t have any issues, but some reviewers seem to in no way be able to get past him. But when a movie has gigantic puppet demons and an entire sequence that’s taken from the Meat Loaf video for “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That),” I think that feels like people who have no idea how to have fun.

I mean, more movies should have demon puppets in them. That’s a sword that I will definitely fall on.

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Chattanooga Film Festival 2023: Dangerous Visions

Dangerous Visions is the horror and science fiction shorts showcase as part of the Chattanooga Film Festival. I’m super excited to check these out!

Tell Alice I Love Her (2023): Directed and written by Jamie Carreiro, this takes place years after a world-changing disaster. A woman on a critical mission through the wilderness is bitten by a zombie, which forces her to make a final choice. I really loved the editing in this and how it took the idea from the Starship Troopers book to its bloody extreme by having a machine that senses contamination and automatically severs limbs to protect its wearer. I’m hoping that there’s more to this story than just this short.

Fetal Position (2023): As pro-life troops amass outside and attempt to shut down the clinic, they have no idea that there’s a man (William Tokarsky, the killer from Too Many Cooks) inside attempting to get the alien out of his body. Directed and written by Joseph Yates, this short is just the hint for a full-length film promised in the credits. This gets wild in a hurry and has a flying insectoid alien baby that feels straight out of Night Train to Terror, which is probably the nicest thing I’ve said about a movie in weeks. I also loved the alien mom’s makeup and the UAP at the end looks pretty odd in the best of ways. I’m definitely all in for whatever comes next from Fetal Position. To learn more, visit the official Facebook and Instagram pages for Fetal Position.

Glitch (2022): While FaceTiming her daughter Emily, a mother (Heather Langenkamp, free from Freddy but perhaps not from supernatural evil if this short has anything to do with it) keeps seeing someone else on screen, as well as getting emails of her daughter sleeping and unaware that something is creeping on her. Even worse, when Emily finally sees it, the creature can only be watched on video. Directed and written by Rebecca Berrih, this has a solid crew of talent, including Charles H. Joslain  (he worked on Weird: The Al Yankovich Story) and Izzy Traub (Ender’s Game) on visual effects, Nancy Fuller (The HuntCry Macho) editing and Marianne Maddalena as executive producer (she’s produced tons of films from Shocker and The People Under the Stairs to the Scream franchise). This is quick and quite effective horror.

No Overnight Parking (2023): Directed and written by Megan Swertlow (who was also part of the anthology Give Me An A), this slasher short has plenty of star power, as the woman being stalked — in the wake of leaving her husband — is Alyssa Milano and the husband is French Stewart. As she walks to her car, located deep in the bowels of a gigantic underground parking garage, she learns that she’s locked in and that she’s not the only person here. Screams soon emerge and she’s suddenly under attack by a masked and gloved killer. I really loved how no matter how much blood and gore Milano gets caked with, she’s still checking. her makeup and teeth in the car mirror. Small touches like that elevate this to more than just a short with stunt casting.

Vexed (2022): When Penelope (Rachel Amanda Bryant) hits it off with Molly (Tiffany Sutton) after they mutually have dates go wrong, you get the idea that this is a meet cute comedy. But when they get back to Penelope’s place, you start to wonder if this will be a murder mystery. Nope. Things get even stranger, if that’s possible. This feels like just one scene from something much larger, but with what we’ve been given, it’s still pretty good. This was directed by Gene Blalock (Seize the Night) and written by Bryant, who has a good ear for dialogue.

Seaborne (2021): A seaside home invasion? That’s what happens to Hannah (Dana Melanie) and her son Lucas (Joshua Weatherby) but what comes into their home is from beneath the ocean and in no way human in director and writer Dylan Ashton’s short. James Ojala’s (Death Rider In the House of Vampires, 2012) practical creature effects are the best part of this film, as is the editing by Daniel Johnson. It’s pretty wild how much this cribs from A Quiet Place and Aliens, but you know, steal from the best. It looks gorgeous and moves well, as well as having lots of suspense as it takes notes from those films. A pretty fun short and this would have been fun to see with an audience; a full length would be interesting if it deviates from the expected and the past.

Mickey Dogface (2022): Now this is how you make a short. On Halloween night, three friends — Colleen (Glori Dei Filippone), Tony (Andrea Granera) and Eddie (Jack Russell Richardson)  — listen to a cassette of a Wolfman Jack-sounding DJ that was recorded on the night that singer Mickey Dogface, once known to the locals as Rooney Mario (Rob Christie), died. As we hear Mickey speak the intro to a song, “When I was just a little boy, my mama would tell me, you’re the most beautiful of all God’s creatures. And I know so deeply in my heart that someday you’ll be a star. Just don’t pay them any mind. They don’t know what you are.” The tapes comes to a stop and Mickey’s house is up in flames as he’s burned alive by three townies who were all killed the next night.

The legend says that Mickey’s ghost still roams the woods and if you sing his song, in the ruins of his house, he’ll come for you. So the girls challenge Eddie to do exactly that while their friend Sean (Matt Weir) waits to scare him all over again, just like the taser on the hay ride.

Except that maybe the legends are true.

Directed and written by Zach Fleming, this has really great costume design by Meredith King and some fun miniatures by Sophie Porter-Hyatt. There’s so much greatness in this — the shot going around the van as it sits in the woods as the girls tell the story is perfect — that I was a little let down by the reveal inside the van. No spoilers but it could have cut before the explosion effect and just had a more subtle scare.

This feels like a short meant for more, so I am dying to get more.

The Inverts (2023): Director, writer and star Evan Jordan has put together something strange and wonderful here, a movie that feels like the kind of odd documentaries I let play all night on Tubi. Jordan also made TS-17: The Truth About V.H.S., another conspiracy-based short, and this one gets very uncomfortable and near Fulci as the chip inside its creator is within his eye, which means self-conducted surgery. Now, the opposite universe feels a lot like Fringe or Counterpart, but you know, this short is so creative that I feel like a jerk for even saying that. Actually, I didn’t say it. My invert version did and he doesn’t watch anything except blockbusters and is a jerk all the time instead of just part of the time.

Splinter (2023): There’s more world-building in this quarter of an hour than in several movies you’ll see in theaters this year. Benjamin (Brooks Firestone) has spent most of his life on an airplane that almost never lands. That’s because when his feet touch the ground, he spreads rage like a virus, a splinter onto the world, controlled only by the Vatican and his caretakers Morgan (Yetide Badaki) and Chris (Moon Bloodgood).

Then a mid-air collision forces the plane out of the sky and while in an airport, people become monsters as soon as Benjamin takes his first steps on the ground.

Directed and written by Marc Bernardin, this is a near-perfect slice of horror and speculative future fiction told beyond effectively.

Stop Dead (2023): Directed by Emily Greenwood and written by David Scullion, this a short and sweet piece of horror. Detective Samantha Hall (Sarah Soetaert) and her partner  Nick Thompson (David Ricardo-Pearce) stop Jennifer (Priya Blackburn) as she walks down a deserted road, telling them that if you stop, you die. Hall stops her with a taser and watches her die in front of her, then her partner, before whatever is in the shadows (James Swanton) emerges and forces her to walk the whole way through the credits, which was an inspired idea.

They Call It…Red Cemetery (2022): Director and writer Francisco Lacerda has seen the same Eurowesterns that I have — there’s a line that directly references Cemetery Without Crosses — and he uses it so well in this story of two men who meet in a cemetery for one last standoff. Rolando (Thomas Aske Berg) has a gun wrapped in rosary beads and Jose (Francisco Afonso Lopes) has one good eye, but they both want the treasure that so many have died for.

I have to tell you that I can make it through nearly anything in any horror movie but my real life terror is seeing someone put money in their mouth. This movie has extended scenes of a man eating silver dollars and I nearly threw up while watching it. There’s no way that it will upset you as much as it did me.

This looks and feels like the movies of the 60s that I love so much and it feels like it’s made with love.

Memento Mori (2022): In 1983, a scientist in isolation resurrects a dead colleague in director and writer Izzy Lee’s short film. And by short, like a minute or so. By the time we get to the end of the scientist (Megan Duffy) learning. that she’s brought back a specter, the film comes to a close. Ah well — always leave them wanting more, right? Seeing as how Lee made Meat Friend, I have plenty of good will for her work and look forward to her next project. If you’ve seen 13 Minutes of Horror: Sci-Fi Horror, this is part of that anthology. I feel strange even rating a number on this because it looks great and is so well-produced, even if it just comes to a big stop.

Keep Scrolling (2023): A young girl scrolls too long and ends up in starring in a haunted live stream in this family production of sorts, as it was directed and written by Luke Longmire, who plays the father. Amelia Longmire plays the young girl and Autumn Longmire is whatever that is on the other side of the internet. This has some great scares — I can only imagine how it played to a live audience — but the end feels like perhaps one beat too many. But man, that face on the other end of the phone that can see you? Horrifying.

Dead Enders (2023): Directors Fidel Ruiz-Healy and Tyler Walker, who wrote this movie with Michael Blake and Conor Murphy, have made some magic in this. Gas station clerk Maya (Skarlett Redd) has pretty much given up once all her friends go off to college. Now she works all night in a Luckee’s in a town that’s always on fire and going through earthquakes thanks to fracking. At least she gets to make fun of her manager Walt (Jeff Murdoch) and get cheap Lone Star at the end of work.

It’d be, well, kind of a pointless existence if it wasn’t for the mind-controlling parasites that the drilling has loosened onto the populace, aliens from inside the crust of our world that have already prepared a sales presentation to show you why you should just give up and give in.

Every moment of this is perfect — the neon lighting, the “Have a Luckee day” voice that greets every customer and the sleazy cops (Joseph Rene and Lilliana Winkworth) — but the best part is that the ending feels straight out of Demons.

Gnomes (2022): Joggers have no idea that they’re about to enter the world of murderous sausage making gnomes who lure them in with mysterious glowing mushrooms. This movie has shocking amounts of gore and I say that lovingly; director Ruwan Suresh Heggelman, who wrote this with Jasper ten Hoor and Richard Raaphorst, knows how to keep things moving as fast as possible. We’re here to watch gnomes eat human beings and we get it. Oh do we get it.

I don’t even want to know what kind of Smurfs movie Heggelman could make. The horror. The horror.

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Chattanooga Film Festival Red Eye #1: Obsession: A Taste for Fear (1988)

Pathos: Segreta Inquietudine, the original Italian title for this movie, means Passion: Secret Anxiety. That pretty much sums it up, as this giallo feels closer to one of those Cinemax After Dark films that mixes up murder with softcore sex. Well, this movie also has Lou Gramm’s “Midnight Blue” in it, which is a first for any giallo I’ve seen.

This is the only movie that writer/director Piccio Raffianini’s ever made, which is pretty astounding, because the guy obviously had talent.

Diane (Virginia Hay, The Road Warrior and also the blue skinned Pa’u Zotoh Zhaan from Farscape) is a photographer whose favorite model — and lover — Tegan (Teagan Clive, who was also The Alienator) shows up bound and dead, just like the adult photos that our heroine is famous for. Imagine — a Skinemax The Eyes of Laura Mars and you’re not far off.

Lieutenant Arnold (Dario Parisini) is on the case and suspects both Diane and her ex-husband, particularly after other people close to her are tied up and stabbed, as if they were doing some knifeplay and then gave their lives up.

Eva Grimaldi, who was in Demons 5 and Ratman, is in this. And look out! There’s Kid Creole, from Kid Creole and the Coconuts, probably the last dude I expected to see walk on to a giallo film*. What is happening?

I love the first club that shows up in this film, with little people dancing, muscular folks dancing, mirrors covered with coke, quick cuts and improbably synth Gershwin songs.

Obsession: A Taste for Fear is a completely deranged film, one that supposes a world where everyone wears sunglasses at night, where colors come straight out of the brainstem of Dario Argento, where softcore porn photographers are huge celebrities, cops shoot laser guns, hovering cars are a dime a dozen and no one bats an eye.

Imagine if Rinse Dream made a giallo and had the money to get legitimate recording artists to appear on the soundtrack. Now, do some lines. And then, you will have just some of the strangeness that is this movie, which demands to get a release from a boutique label so that maniacs other than just me can obsess over it.

*To be fair, Kid Creole is also in Cattive ragazze, which is at least an Italian movie with hints of giallo made at the same time.

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THE FILMS OF BRIAN DE PALMA: Woton’s Wake (1963)

Directed and written by Brian De Palma, this stars Willian Finley as Woton Wretchichevsky, a disfigured man who hides under a cloak and mask. He spends most of his time either sculpting steel and garbage works of art or hunting down young lovers and murdering them with the same blowtorch that he uses to create. Like the young woman who emerges from his artwork and runs away as he tries to show his love by pointing the flames her way.

This feels like German Expressionist by way of Lynch by way of Japanese wildness by way of a student film that was probably not meant for us to study sixty years later. Regardless, it’s fascinating. Finley was already a force of nature even here in his first movie and the wild soundtrack is near perfect.

You can watch this on YouTube.

THE FILMS OF BRIAN DE PALMA: Dionysus in ‘69 (1970)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: A.C. Nicholas, who has a sketchy background and hails from parts unknown in Western Pennsylvania, was once a drive-in theater projectionist and disk jockey, Currently, in addition to being a writer, editor, podcaster, and voice-over artist, he contributes to Drive-In Asylum. His first article, “Grindhouse Memories Across the U.S.A.,” was published in issue #23. He’s also written “I Was a Teenage Drive-in Projectionist” and “Emanuelle in Disney World and Other Weird Tales of a Trash Film Lover” for upcoming issues.

Director Brian DePalma has had an amazing career in diverse genres. He’s best known for his horror films, like Carrie and The Fury, and giallo-esque suspense thrillers, the greatest being Blow Out and Dressed to Kill, but he’s also done a fantastic musical, Phantom of the Paradise, a moving war film, Casualties of War, and a trio of classic gangster films, Scarface, The Untouchables and Carlito’s Way. Early in his career, he dabbled in comedy with mixed results, and he’s stumbled with science fiction, Mission to Mars, and adapting a couple of beloved best-sellers for the screen, A Bonfire of the Vanities and The Black Dahlia. I’m pleased that B & S About Movies is devoting a week to one of my favorite directors of all time, even though he hasn’t had a success in decades, and I’ve come to realize that he’s probably lost his touch. For my contribution to this special retrospective, we’ll look at DePalma’s least-seen film, Dioynsus in ’69 from 1970.

Even for early-career DePalma, this was a weird project, a film of an avant-garde stage production of The Bacchae by Euripedes, performed in a garage, by a New York City experimental theater group called The Performance Group. The film’s direction is credited to DePalma, Robert Fiore and Bruce Rubin, but you can tell by looking at any five minutes of the film that it was mostly DePalma calling the shots behind the camera. Indeed, the immersive nature of the staging—making the audience part of the performance—calls to mind the famous “Be Black, Baby” sequence in DePalma’s other 1970 release, Hi, Mom! But apart from that, the biggest tell is the use of split screen throughout, a DePalma trademark if ever there was one. 

Today, while the film remains little more than a curio for DePalma completists and those who like ancient Greek tragedies and avant-garde theatre, it did foreshadow that DePalma would, by the end of the 70s, become a world-class director. The black-and-white camera work is crisp, and the split screen allows you to take in different perspectives simultaneously, becoming a voyeur as in so many DePalma films to come. Best of all, the play stars DePalma regular William Finley as Dionysus. Finley’s terrific—as you’d imagine—and the performance ends with the wonderfully insane segment “William Finley for President.” Roger Greenspun, in his New York Times review, wrote: “DePalma, a witty, elegant, understated young director (for example, Greetings) seems to have found new ease and vigor and a taste for risks in meeting the challenge of this film.” I wholeheartedly agree.

Dionysus in ’69 has been a challenge to view over the years. Its distributor, Sigma III, had released a classic 60’s Euro-horror double feature, The Horrible Dr. Hichcock and The Awful Dr. Orloff, as well as DePalma’s Greetings and Hi, Mom!, but didn’t seem to have much enthusiasm for the film, which snagged an unfortunate X-rating for its pervasive nudity. As far as my research uncovered, it played one New York City theater in March 1970, but had few, if any, other bookings. It has languished, surfacing only for a long out-of-print North American DVD and an appearance in a French DVD box set of DePalma’s earliest films. A few years ago, I was delighted to discover that it was available for free streaming on a New York University website. For me, that was like a gift from the Greek gods: the ability to check off the last film in DePalma’s filmography.

Even the least of Brian DePalma’s films has things of interest for true film buffs. I, for one, am glad that I found Dionysus in ’69. My life is now complete. Well, okay, not quite. There’s still Jerry Lewis’s The Day the Clown Cried

THE FILMS OF BRIAN DE PALMA: Mission Impossible (1996)

While working on Interview with the Vampire, Tom Cruise met Brian De Palma at a dinner with Steven Spielberg. When he went back home, he saw all of De Palma’s films and hired him to direct Mission: Impossible.

Paramount Pictures had owned the rights to the original show and had tried for years to make a movie. Cruise was a fan of the show and decided that the first movie he’d produce for his new production company would be this movie.

Sydney Pollack, Steve Zaillian, David Koepp and Robert Towne all took turns at a script, as well as Koepp being taken off the film and put back on, as well as supposedly being paid a million dollars to rewrite a script by Messiah of Evil creators Willard Huyck and Gloria Katz.

There was no final script when they started shooting the action sequences, but come on. This movie is all about set pieces. And it was all completed on time and under budget. Roger Ebert — as nearly always at least in print — had it right: “This is a movie that exists in the instant, and we must exist in the instant to enjoy it.”

You know who didn’t like it? The actors from the original series. Martin Landau said, “When they were working on an early incarnation of the first one—not the script they ultimately did—they wanted the entire team to be destroyed, done away with one at a time, and I was against that. It was basically an action-adventure movie and not Mission. Mission was a mind game. The ideal mission was getting in and getting out without anyone ever knowing we were there. So the whole texture changed. Why volunteer to essentially have our characters commit suicide? I passed on it … The script wasn’t that good either!”

Greg Morris walked out of the theater when he found out that Jim Phelps would be a traitor, while Peter Graves, who played the role in both the 60s and 80s series, refused to be in the film when he learned how his character would change sides.

Instead of the original cast, all of Ethan Hunt’s (Cruise) team is killed– yes, that’s an uncredited Emilio Estevez — and an arms dealer named Max Mitsopolis (Vanessa Redgrave) and her mole are behind it all. Hunt and the only person he feels he can trust, Phelp’s wife Claire (Emmanuelle Béart), recruit two rogue IMF agents, computer hacker Luther Stickell (Ving Rhames) and helicopter pilot Franz Kriege (Jean Reno) to figure out who is the mole and how they can stop their plans.

So yes, the story is convoluted, but again, you’re here to watch Hunt spider his way into CIA headquarters and fight people on a high speed train. It worked, too, because it made $450+ million at the box office and there are eight movies in the series.

De Palma would not return, but the series has seen John Woo, J. J. Abrams, Brad Bird and Christopher McQuarrie (who has been part of the last four films) work on different movies. That’s a pretty talented group of filmmakers.

THE FILMS OF BRIAN DE PALMA: Carlito’s Way (1993)

Al Pacino was working out at a New York City YMCA when he met New York state supreme court Judge Edwin Torres, the writer of Carlito’s Way and After Hours, the books this movie is based on. He’d tried several times to make a film version — even facing a 1989 lawsuit where he went back on his agreement to make the movie with Brando as lawyer David Kleinfeld — and screenwriter David Koepp and producer Martin Bregman to develop the shooting script for this movie, one that Pacino felt would work for himself.

Brian De Palma didn’t want to make another Scarface, but that’s exactly what critics said, saying that he was going back to that movie and The Untouchables.

How could they watch the train sequence that closes the film and see Pacino’s character stare at the billboard and have it come to life with the love of his life, Gail (Penelope Ann Miller) dancing as he drifts off and not be in love with all that is cinema?

Five years in on a three decade jail sentence, Carlito Brigante (Pacino) gets out thanks to a technicality foud by his friend and lawyer, Dave Kleinfeld (Sean Penn). He tries to follow the straight and narrow, but follows his cousin Guajiro (John Augstin Ortiz) on a drug deal that goes wrong. The young man is killed, but the $30,000 from the crime allows Carlito to buy into a nightclub and save up for retirement in the Caribbean.

From his interactions with Benny Blanco from the Bronx (John Leguizamo) to trying to win back over Gail and the prison break to try and get Tony Taglialucci out of Riker’s, this is a movie of Carlito torn between wanting to escape this life of violence and blood yet always getting pulled back in.

Despite wanting to distance this movie from Scarface, the nightclub is called El Paraíso which is the same name as the food stand that Tony Montana worked at.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2023: Salute Your Shorts

Salute Your Shorts is the student and Tennessee filmmaker showcase as part of the Chattanooga Film Festival. There are some great films here, so get ready to dig in!

Stephen King’s All That You Love Will Be Carried Away (2023): Based on the Stephen King short story, this is the tale of Alfie Zimmer, (John Ennis) a middle-aged traveling salesman, contemplating suicide in a scummy motel somewhere in the middle of Nebraska. During his lonely trips across America, he has saved graffiti that he has seen in a notebook and now regards them as friends that offer him some distraction as well as something that speaks to him. He then decides to hide the book and if he’s going to kill himself, he leaves it to fate. If the lights of a farmhouse behind the motel appear in the snow before he counts to sixty, he will write a book based on the things he’s seen written on the walls. If not, he will throw away the book and put a bullet in his mouth. Well, in the book, that’s how it ends. This has lights appearing in twenty seconds is the bet and this film gives away what happens next while King doesn’t reveal the fate of Zimmer. Directed and written by Bolen Miller, this film is a fine addition to the many Dollar Baby — King takes only a dollar for student filmmakers to make one of his stories — adaptions of this yarn.

Punch the Boss (2023): Directed by Taryn Grace and written by Matt Webb, this short sets up the eternal conflict in nearly every workplace. If you hate your job, shouldn’t you just go ahead and punch your boss in the face? Pete (Webb), Cory (Cory Davison), Les (Jay Heselschwerdt) and Doug (Chris Maloney) wonder the very same eternal question, especially when they can trace all of their life’s woes to their leader, Johnson. Can all of our problems be solved with violence? And what happens when you finally rise up with fists and you find out that perhaps you’re not quite as tough as you thought you were? There’s some fun camera work here on the way to the boss’s office that is nearly POV and the character work is quite solid for a short of this length.

Solitude (2023): Directed by Trevor Hancock, Solitude is all about a man named Brett who just wants a weekend of absolute, well, solitude. Yet the person next door won’t give him a moment’s peace, constantly pushing him further and further away from the self-care and quiet he so desperately needs. Sometimes, the only way to achieve peace is through an insane act of violence. Maybe that’s me saying that. Perhaps it’s the voices in Brett’s head. You have three minutes in this short to figure out the answer for yourself.

Don’t Look Too Far Ahead (2023): This was an utterly gorgeous short that is so different than usually what plays at fests. It tells the story of Miami native and first-generation Haitian-American college basketball athlete David Jean Baptiste. He talks about how he may not have had the same monetary advantages of his fellow players, but he knew that he had athletic gifts that could not be bought. I really enjoyed that he remember something a teacher once told him, that he was more than just a basketball player. Looking at his life online, you can see that he was on the Dean’s and Honor’s List nearly every year that he attended The University of Chattanooga and won the prestigious Blue Award from the Chancellor’s Office for campus leadership and service. This film sets up his last home game as he reflects on where he has come from and wonders what the future holds as he plays guard for the Rogaska Crystal team in Slovenia. I really liked a lot of the choices that director Nattalyee Randall made with this film and it gave me such a sense of joy and hope.

Greenhouse (2023): As a flower farmer (Morgan Sharpe, one of the film’s writers with Marah Bates, who also dances in this short) begins to grow her first crop, she finds that the critical voice in her head is paralyzing her and nearly costing her ability to enjoy the fruits of her harvest even as they are grown. Directed by Rachel Porter — who is a “fledgling flower gardener by hobby”, this is a meditation on “the daily struggle to persevere amidst self-doubt, learning to face our fears, and choosing to sit with the dark spaces within ourselves.” I really found a lot to consider and think about in this one’s short run time and will use what I have learned as I push to create more and better works. You can learn more at the film’s official site.

After Hours (2023): Directed by James Ross, this short feels like part of a much bigger project or at least I hope that’s the case. As a night shift security guard and custodian work their way through the small hours, something strange is happening. All they have on their side are the surveillance cameras and a walkie-talkie as they come nearly face to face with something unseen, something vicious and something out for their blood. Really enjoyed the sound design and how this was shot. Here’s hoping for more.

Anya (2023): Directed and written by Chris Davies, Anya hints at the potential for so much more. Something horrifying has emerged from the forest sometime in the 70s, definitely on Halloween night and most assuredly with no good will. Tava Hill is Anya, a young woman whose future is tied to this creature. Anya is just a bit under six minutes long and the opening scare record that informs us that Halloween is about death and revenge, well…that sets up something great. Nearly every moment of this is perfectly art directed, scored and lit. I can’t wait to see what Davies is up to next. Why does Anya have a diary? Who was the woman that came from the woods? And how does it all tie together? I need to know more!

Crossing Tides (2023): Directed and written by Gabriel Henk, this short is about how a recently widowed older woman copes with the loss of her husband. I’ve been thinking about this a lot, as my mother went from being in the same house as my dad for 52 years to now being alone with just two cats since his loss. How do adjust to the silence? Time passes and she starts to see her husband more and more as this film moves to its expected conclusion. That said, it’s well made and definitely brought up some thoughts and emotions.

Harmonious (2023): Two friends — played by Lainey Mackinnon and Madison Beehner — have given in to greed and decided to summon a demon (David Sircusa) in the hopes of achieving their desires. But there’s a big difference between the idea of bringing a demonic force to life and what it will demand from you when it becomes a real and actual event. Directed and written by Valery Garcia through the Florida State University College of Motion Picture Arts, this also feels like it could be expanded into a feature.

Netneutral (2023): Two co-workers, Jackie and Simone (Kendel Legore and Mak Johnson) sit outside their work on a break and discuss Jackie’s recent alien abduction and how her views on humanity and even her own life have been forever altered. Simone is, well, skeptical. Directed and written by Edwin Loughry, this has a very open feel with large stretches of urban exploration mixed in with the deep talk. Interesting idea even if the execution isn’t perfect.

Retribution (2023): A year after the end of the American Civil War, a bounty hunter who was once a priest and an emancipated slave he’s been hired to track down and bring back for a hanging stop to rest. They get none, as a mysterious man comes to their camp and changes their entire dynamic. Directed by Ava Marie Howard with David Smith and written by Howard, this was a production of the Film Crew Technology at Columbia State Community College. I was hoping for a little more to happen and some of the acting needed a bit more work, as it was wooden in parts, but the idea is solid and there’s definitely something here.

The Businessman (2022): Lola (Liviya Meyers) is on the way home from school when she meets a salesman (Steven Gamble) who looks to instill the fear of financial insecurity into her and convince her to sell ancient fashion magazines for him. Director and writer Nathan Ginter also made Last Seen and this has some great atmosphere and a genuinely strange feel throughout, feeling at once modern and out of time.

What if capitalism itself was the monster of a supernatural movie out to coerce teenagers to do its occult bidding? That’s this movie and it looks, feels and plays out so well.

Morse Code (2022): A University of Southern California project directed by McKenzi Vanderberg and written by Maurizio Ledezma, this unique short is about Stefani (Dia Frampton), a young woman who is haunted by the death of a loved one. She hopes that her childhood hobby of communicating in Morse code can help them speak, but the void of death perhaps is not one to speak with. This short looks fabulous and tells a tight and terse story quite well, even having plenty of suspense along with an emotional punch. Well done. You can check out the official Instagram of the movie to learn more.

THE FILMS OF BRIAN DE PALMA: Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)

The Bonfire of the Vanities was a bestseller.

The movie, well, not so much.

It was a mess from the beginning.

Tom Wolfe’s book was identified with the excesses of the 80s.

The movie, well, pretty much the same thing.

The big problem is that the book doesn’t have a likable or even sympathetic character. It’s about Wall Street bond trader Sherman McCoy getting lost in the unfamiliar Bronx after sleeping with his mistress Maria Ruskin. On his way back to his safe home, he hits a young black man named Henry Lamb. British journalist Peter Fallow and black religious and political icon Reverend Bacon use the comatose boy for their own financial and personal reasons as McCoy struggles to save what’s left of his life.

Sherman McCoy should not be anyone that we like and he should not be played by Tom Hanks. Nor should Peter Fallow be Bruce Willis. And when the studio realized that there wasn’t a single heroic black character — Wolfe’s book had been derided for its racism many times — so they made Judge Kovitsky into Judge White and got Morgan Freeman to play him.

What’s even wilder is that De Palma allowed author Julie Salamon to follow him on the set and gave her unlimited access. Did he know that this would be a flop? Or was he excited to share the world of making films? Her book The Devil’s Candy goes deep to break down everything that went bad.

Oh the problems, from Melanie Griffith showing up with new breasts ruining a lot of continuity to Bruce Willis telling other actors how they should play their scenes, often at the expense of De Palma. But even though it was a rough shoot, the studio still thought it was going to be a hit. It tested well, it did better with reshoots and then it made $15 million on a $47 million budget.

Salamon told The Guardian that the book was the end of her movie critic career. “For me personally, writing about Bonfire really was the beginning of the end of my career as a film critic, because after spending the time, day in and day out for almost a year watching this process, I found it harder and harder to write negative film reviews.”

Leonard Maltin gave it a BOMB rating but hey, I’m sure that De Palma could not give a shit. He’s always maintained that he was making his version of the story and if you want the book, read the book. He owes up to the mistakes he made, but it certainly didn’t end his directing career.

Night Gallery Season 3 Episode 3: Fright Night

Jeff Corey mostly worked as an actor but also directed several TV series, including nine episodes of Night Gallery. Here, he’s working from a script by Robert Malcolm Young (Starflight: The Plane That Couldn’t Land ) based on a story by Kurt van Elting.

Tom Oglivy (Stuart Whitman) and his wife Leona (Barbara Anderson) have moved into the home of Tom’s dead cousin Zachariah Ogilvy (Alan Napier). But something is wrong with the home, something so off that even the maid, Miss Patience(Ellen Corby), won’t stay after dark.

There’s also a warning. No one is to move the trunk.

Leona dreams that a man is in her bed. Crickets stop and start with no warning. And Tom’s latest novel has a Satanic prayer typed into the middle of it. Yes, this house is strange and Halloween is getting closer, the night that the dead can return. Return for their trunk!

The Oglivy house in this episode was the Bates house from Psycho. That’s about the best thing one can say about this entry, which lives up to what Universal wanted from the show. It seems scary but has no lasting terror. It’s fun horror and not deep darkness.

“I hated “Fright Night,”” said Corey to Scott Skelton and Jim Benson for their book Rod Serling’s Night Gallery: An After Hours Tour. “…I didn’t understand the goddamn story. It was a terrible script. You see, the others I did were Rod’s and really made sense.”

Ah well. This season had been two for two before this. Hopefully next week will improve the average.