WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Hangup (1974)

Based on The Face of Night by Bernard Brunner, this is the last film for director Henry Hathaway, who directed True GritThe Sons of Katie Elder and Call Northside 777. It’s a blaxploutation film that was distributed by American-International Pictures; amazingly, Hathaway had turned down Rooster Cogburn.

Re-released as Super Dude, this is all about heroic black cop Ken Ramsey (William Elliott) and Julie (Marki Bey), who has been addicted to heroin and forced to do sex work. She used to be the girl he loved back in high school; now he wants to save her from Richards (Michael Lerner).

This is competently made and the fight scenes look good. That’s not why one usually watches blaxploiutation. Still, an interesting footnote in a great career.

You can watch this on YouTube.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Group Marriage (1972)

After pretty much creating the nurse cycle for Corman with The Student Nurses and then directing The Velvet Vampire, Stephanie Rothman and her husband Charles Swartz left New World for Larry Woolner’s new Dimension Films. It was still exploitation, and she didn’t have much creative control, but it was more money and the opportunity to own some of the movies that she was making.

Rothman directed Terminal Island and The Working Girls, wrote the script for Beyond Atlantis, offered some creative ideas to Sweet Sugar and re-edited The Sin of Adam and Eve. After stops and starts, as well as writing Starhops and taking her name off it when the film didn’t reflect what she wrote, she eventually left movies.

We’re all the worse for this, as her films are progressive in 2024 and had to be incendiary in the 1970s.

This starts in a rental car office, where we meet Chris (Aimée Eccles, Ulzana’s RaidParadise Alley) and Judy (Jayne Kennedy!). Well, Judy isn’t in this, but Jayne Kennedy is always a welcome actress in any film. Chris has issues with her boyfriend, Sandor (Solomon Sturges, son of Preston, who is also in The Working Girls), who pretty much berates her at any opportunity and is only concerned with writing acerbic bumper stickers. He flips out that he doesn’t have a working car, so she has to hurry home and fix it — the women in this movie don’t just have agency, they’re all more capable than the men — and that’s when she rides in the same taxi as Dennis (Jeff Pomerantz). This leads to Dennis trying to get them to stop fighting, staying overnight, having his girlfriend Jan (Victoria Vetri, Playboy Playmate of the Month for September 1967 and 1968 Playmate of the Year; she’s also in Rosemary’s Baby, playing Terry Gionoffrio, and in Invasion of the Bee Girls) break up with him and sleeping with Chris.

Before you know it, Dennis is introducing Jan to the couple, and all four are in an intertwined relationship. That soon becomes five when the women — who are just as in charge of their sexuality as the men — fall for a lifeguard named Phil Kirby (Zack Taylor, The Young Nurses). Yet he feels a little lonely and starts looking for someone else. At this point, I was marveling at how beautiful everyone in this movie is. And that’s when Phil’s partner, Elaine (Claudia Jennings, there’s a reason to watch this!), is introduced. Sure, she’s a lawyer representing his ex-wife in the divorce, but she wants him.

Everyone decides to get married, but Jan doesn’t want commitment, even if they have the opportunity to be with different people within their poly group. But then people start showing up trying to be part of the group, and some go wild and try to firebomb their house. Dennis even loses his job. Elaine decides to figure out how to make group marriage legal, which leads all five to get married. And wow, I lied before, because Judy ended up with Dennis, so now there are six. I mean, seven! Chris is pregnant.

How progressive is the California of Stephanie Rothman? Not only can these people all create their own marriage, but their gay neighbors Randy (John McMurtry) and Rodney (Bill Striglos) are also able to be husband and husband, 22 years before the first legal same sex marriage in America.

Other than the John Sebastian song “Darling Companion” and the stereotypical mincing gay couple, there’s a lot to celebrate here. It’s erotic, sure, but never feels filthy or even exploitative. This is at once a humorous but thoughtful take on the good and bad of being married to six people. As always, Rothman’s work is nearly current today, and many of her movies were released before I was born.

This was re-released by 21st Century as a double feature with The Muthers.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Guru the Mad Monk (1970)

The Church of Mortavia needs cash, so Father Guru does what he can, which means getting dead bodies for medical students to experiment on. This may mean stabbing churchgoers in the eyeball or working with vampires and hunchbacks. And while this is supposedly set in the Middle Ages, it was actually shot at New York City’s St. Peter’s Church, which means you may just hear the sounds of modern traffic.

Shot for $11,000, this is yet another Milligan film, in which the director wrote, directed, built sets, and sewed costumes for a cast of mainly off-off-Broadway actors and Staten Island locals. How else would you populate a prison colony of Catholic sinners who were all waiting to be served sentences that are all being wiped out by an insane priest?

This was made as part of a double bill with another of Milligan’s movies, The Body Beneath. It’s around 55 minutes long and has some gore, but in no way does it have as inventive a title as Milligan’s best-named film, The Rats are Coming! The Werewolves are Here!

Milligan is a fascinating character study, probably more so than his films, to be perfectly honest. He was considered one of the worst directors of all time until his movie Fleshpot on 42nd Street was rediscovered by Something Weird Video, and his theatrical efforts were unearthed. In some strange universe, his work as a queer filmmaker found a better audience than maniacs like me who watched his movies like The Ghastly Ones.

Frantic Friar

  • 1.5 oz. Frangelico
  • .75 oz. lemon juice
  • .75 oz. lime juice
  • Maraschino cherry
  1. Pour Frangelico and juices into a shaker with ice.
  2. Scream at it like you’re in an Andy Milligan movie while shaking, then pour it into a glass and top with a cherry.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: The Guy from Harlem (1977)

Directed by Rene Martinez Jr. (Road of DeathThe Sexiest Story Ever ToldSupersoul Brother) and written by Gardenia Martinez, this stars Loye Hawkins as cool cat Al Connors, a Mimai detective from Harlem who has been hired by the CIA to protect Mrs. Ashanti (Patricia Fulton), the wife of a leader they’re doing business with. Spies hired by Big Daddy (Wayne Crawford, who would go on to produce Valley Girl and direct Barracuda). As you can imagine, Al goes from pretending to be her husband to bedding her.

But forget all that. Halfway through the movie, Al gets a new job, protecting Harry De Bauld’s (Steve Gallon, also known as Wildman Steve; a Miami-based DJ who would star in Supersoul Brother and release albums with titles like Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin!!!) daughter Wanda (Cathy Davis), who he also has sex with, to the cobstrernation of his regular white girl, Sue (Wanda Starr).

Then, he challenges Big Daddy to a wrestling match to the death and walks away the winner.

Nearly every line is a blooper, the action is bad, and yet this has a heart that I really enjoyed. If you’d like to see a worse Dolemite, this movie is here for you.

You can watch this on Tubi with and without riffing.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: Grimm’s Fairy Tales for Adults (1969)

Also known as The New Adventures of Snow White, this sex farce is part of Rolf Thiele’s downward career trajectory, who had once been a mainstream director but increasingly found himself making lower-budget sex comedies. It’s all about Snow White (Marie Liljedahl, who was Eugenie in Eugenie…The Story of Her Journey into Perversion), Cinderella (Eva Rueber-Staier, who was General Gogol’s assistant Rublevitch in the films The Spy Who Loved Me, For Your Eyes Only and Octopussy) and Sleeping Beauty having a series of adult adventures.

There’s also a dude in a bear suit.

As for the evil queen, she’s played by Ingrid van Bergen, who famously shot her lover dead in 1977 and was released five years later to continue being a star. She was also in the Edgar Wallace adaptation The Avenger and The Vampire Happening.

A section 3 video nasty, this is a pretty tame film, aside from the scene where one of Cinderella’s wicked stepsisters literally slices off her heel to fit it into the glass slipper. Wow. That even took me a second to get over. Well done, silly sex comedy from 1969.

WEIRD WEDNESDAY: The Great Smokey Roadblock (1977)

 

The only movie directed by John Leone (he also wrote the Richard Fleischer movie Tough Enough), this is also known as The Goodbye Run and The Last of the Cowboys. But if you’re expecting Burt Reynolds and Jerry Reed from the title, you won’t get it. This is filmed in the dark, features moments of genuine sadness, and is a low-budget film compared to the Hollywood blockbusters of Hal Needham.

Trucking isn’t as fun as those movies in this. Elegant John Howard (Henry Fonda) is recovering in a Los Angeles hospital when his truck is repossessed. So he escapes from the hospital and plans one last perfect run, stealing back his truck and picking up hitchhiker Beebo (Robert Englund). At the same time, across the country, Madame Penelope (Eileen Brennan) has 48 hours to close down her house of ill repute.

Unable to find a load, due to his truck being listed as stolen, John takes on a job transporting Penelope and her girls — Ginny (Susan Sarandon), Alice (Mews Small), Lula (Melanie Mayron), Glinda (Leigh French, the mother of the kid who are a razor blade apple in Halloween II), Mary Agnes (Valerie Curtin) and Celeste (Daina House, January 1976 Playboy Playmate of the Month and now ministry leader at the Church on the Way in Van Nuys, California) to a new place to do business.

The only problem? Police officer Harley Davidson (Dub Taylor) wants to arrest them all and get the attention for it.

Austin Pendleton and John Byner (Bizarre!) also appear.

After this played at the Cannes Film Festival, nobody picked it up. It was a depressing movie — Ford was dying of cancer and was fighting real-life illnesses throughout — and the only taker was Dimension Pictures, which re-edited it into an upbeat story, giving it the title The Great Smokey Roadblock.

You can watch this on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meNr8PEdxps&msockid=eb7701def00211f0beccc0b7870aa2bf

Gialloparma (Scandalous Crimes) (1999)

Margot (Natacha Amal) has come back to Parma to get revenge for being raped when she was younger, working with her former love, Giulio (Kaspar Capparoni) and Judge Bocchi (Robert Hossein). Those men who attacked her are the wealthiest and most powerful people, yet she’s very determined.

This was directed and written by Alberto Bevilacqua and is based on his novel. He also wrote Atom Age VampireBlack SabbathPlanet of the Vampires and the Italian version of Witchcraft ’70.

Everyone in Parma is corrupt and a pervert, so when Margot uses her body against them, she can’t help but win. Look out for Brontis Jodorowsky — yes, the son of the great director — as a journalist. Nearly every review of this refers to it as made-for-TV-level giallo or that the only good parts are the softcore moments; Amal is well-considered for what she brought to the table, which is her body.

This is part of when giallo became erotic thrillers; it has a glossy aesthetic common to late-90s European thrillers. If we compare it to the classics of the 70s, as always, it will pale.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Date for a Murder (1966)

Directed by Mino Guerrini, who wrote it with Fernando Di Leo based on “Tempo di massacro” by Franco Enna, this has an American detective, Vince Dreyser (George Ardisson), as its hero. He meets up with an old friend, Walter Dempsey (Hans von Borsody), who soon goes missing. This feels as much Eurospy as giallo, but Guerrini helped script what many consider the first film in the genre, Evil Eye. Bava’s influence is on this movie, thanks to handheld cameras and a long dummy drop that follows the body as it descends into the pavement.

Also known as Agent 3S3 setzt alles auf eine Karte (Agent 3S3 Bets it all on One Card),* Omicidio per appuntamento (Murder by Appointment) and Rendezvous met de dood (Rendezvous with the Dead), this has our hero get another job guarding the daughter of a rich man, Fidelia (Halina Zalewska, An Angel for Satan and the half-sister of Ely Galleani from Emanuelle In Bangkok), who ends up being a lot to deal with. She also has some baffling hairstyles in this, ones that would cause Princess Leia to say, “Really?” I love her.

While not a full giallo, this does have a wild club where everyone dresses up, drinks and races slot cars. Were slot cars a hot night out in Rome in 1966? 

*Ardisson played Walter Ross, Agent 3S3, in two movies: Massacre In the Sun and Passport to Hell.

You can watch this on Tubi.

ARROW 4K UHD RELEASE: Red Planet (2000)

Mankind has been terraforming Mars, knowing the Earth won’t be livable for long. Yes, pre-Elon Musk, this was a movie. 

When the air levels start to go wrong, Mars-1 is sent to investigate. The team includes Mission Commander Kate Bowman (Carrie-Anne Moss), co-pilot Ted Santen (Benjamin Bratt), science officer Bud Chantilas (Terence Stamp), mechanical systems engineer Robby Gallagher (Val Kilmer), bioengineer Quinn Burchenal (Tom Sizemore) and terraforming expert Chip Pettengill (Simon Baker). 

On the surface, things start to fall apart. As the group runs out of oxygen, Chantilas is critically injured, Petengill pushes Santen off a cliff, and their robot AMEE is damaged and begins to take them out one by one. But as they learn that they can breathe Mars’ air, perhaps they can find something that can save Earth.

While Tom Sizemore and Val Kilmer had been friends, much like the antics on Mars, they soon came to blows. Kilmer was mad that the production had paid for Sizemore’s elliptical machine to be shipped to the set, and he screamed, “I’m making ten million on this. You’re only making two!” Then Sizemore threw a weight at him. Things were so bad that body doubles were used for many of their scenes together. Kilmer reportedly refused to say Sizemore’s character’s name, saying instead, “Hey, you!” Eventually, they fought, and Sizemore would later file a restraining order against Kilmer.

Directed by Antony Hoffman and written by Chuck Pfarrer and Jonathan Lemkin, this film — along with The SaintThe Island of Dr. Moreau and a few others — started the idea that Kilmer was box office poison.

The Arrow 4K UHD release of this film includes extras such as interviews with visual effects supervisor Jeffrey A. Okun and helmet and suit designer Steve Johnson; a brand-new visual retrospective with film critic Heath Holland; deleted scenes; and a trailer. It comes inside a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Matt Griffin with an illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing on the film by Mark A. Altman. You can get it from MVD.

ARROW 4K UHD RELEASE: Lost In Space (1998)

The lineage of this story is a rabbit hole of adaptation. While the 1965–1968 CBS series is the primary source, it was essentially a “cover version” of Gold Key Comics’ Space Family Robinson, which itself was a futuristic riff on the 1812 novel The Swiss Family Robinson. By the time director Stephen Hopkins (Predator 2) got his hands on it, the property was ready for a heavy dose of 90s techno-futurism.

By 2058 — and this movie is optimsitic — Earth is too polluted to live on. The United Global Space Force sends Professor John Robinson (William Hurt), wife Maureen (Mimi Rogers) and children Judy (Heather Graham), Penny (Lacey Chabert) and Will (Jack Johnson) on the spaceship Jupiter II with the mission of completing the hypergate launch to Alpha Prime, a planet that humans can live on. Flying them there will be Major Don West (Matt LeBlanc).

Unknown to them, the mutant terrorist group Global Sedition has already killed their original pilot and co-opted their ship’s doctor, Doctor Zachary Smith (Gary Oldman). Before long, they get trapped in a time vortex with future versions of everyone, including a spider version of Smith. Maybe Professor Robinson shouldn’t have ignroed all of Will’s time travel theories.

Original cast members Mark Goddard, June Lockhart, Marta Kristen and Angela Cartwright are welcome visions. And, of course, Dick Tufeld is the voice of the Robot. Bill Mumy (the original Will Robinson) actually had a script for a sequel movie ready to go, but when he was offered a cameo as an older Will, the production felt it would be “too distracting.” Meanwhile, Jonathan Harris gave the ultimate legendary response to a bit-part offer. As he told TV Guide, “I will have you know I have never done a walk-on or bit part in my life! And I do not intend to start. Either I play Doctor Smith or I do not play.”

Despite bad reviews, this was the movie that took Titanic out of the #1 spot.

The Arrow Video release of this film has a 4K restoration of the film from the original camera negative by Arrow Films approved by director Stephen Hopkins, two archival commentaries (director Stephen Hopkins and screenwriter Akiva Goldsman; visual effects supervisors Angus Bickerton and Lauren Ritchie, director of photography Peter Levy, editor Ray Lovejoy and producer Carla Fry); new interviews with Hopkins, Levy, Goldsman, supervising art director Keith Pai, Kenny Wilson, sound mixer Simon Kaye and re-recording mixer Robin O’Donohue; a new video essay by film critic Matt Donato; deleted scenes; archival features; a Q&A with the original cast of the TV series and bloopers. It has a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Pye Parr and an illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing by critic Neil Sinyard, articles from American Cinematographer and an excerpt from the original production notes. You can get it from MVD.