Ninja (2009)
Scott Adkins grew up in a family of butchers, got mugged as a teenager and learned how to kick people really hard. That’s an origin story. He got his start in films with the Hong Kong movie Dei Seung Chui Keung and now you can see him in his own starring direct to streaming movies and […]
Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)
April (Ginny Weirick), Courtney (Playboy model Trishelle Cannatella) and Monica (Maitland McConnell, Curse of Chucky) are the Ninja Cheerleaders and they must rescue their sensei Hiroshi (oh my, George Takei) from mafia boss Victor Lazzaro (Michael Paré) — who once owned the go-go club that Hiroshi bought in a tax auction — and his dark […]
Night Gallery season 2 episode 22: The Caterpillar/Little Girl Lost
We’ve arrived at the end of the second season of Night Gallery. Don’t be sad — there are a few more episodes to go for season 3. “The Caterpillar” is a classic story for this show, one that gets repeated often and even has entered into being an urban legend. Directed by Jeannot Szwarc and written […]
Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)
Four Happy Valley High Hamsters cheerleaders, led by Angela (Angela Brubaker), have been by a church group for everything bad about the internet. They hire a gay teacher named Steven (Jeff Nicholson, who created the comic book Ultra Klutz) to train a group of Catholic school girls to take their place. He’s also working with […]
Junesploitation: Monster Seafood Wars (2020)
June 2: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is Monsters! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next. Yuta once worked at the Institute for Super Physics and Chemistry but lost his job as he was working on a team that was […]
Ninja Champion (1986)
Also known as Kickboxing Connection, Ninja Boxing Cop and Ninja Connection 2, Ninja Champion starts with Rose (Nancy Chang) being assaulted by clowns over the opening credits. If you can get past that, then nothing can stop you in this movie. Because soon, her husband George (Roger Lam) leaves her, as he feels that she’s been tainted and almost […]
Night Ninja Thunder Fox (1987)
Night Ninja Thunder Fox is a much better title than Ninja Empire. I don’t know what it has to do with this movie, but it does sound more mysterious. Just so you know, I hate AI writing. I’ve been tasked at work with using more of it and I feel like I’m helping Skynet kill John […]
Ninja Avengers (1987)
Also known as Shaolin Quick Draw, Ninja: Champion on Fire and Ninja Operation 6: Champion on Fire, this Godfrey Ho-directed mix and match remake remix rip-off takes much of its story from Da di long zhong (Fury In Storm), a 1974 Chin-Liang Hsu-directed movie that features a guy named Anthony (Patrick Kelly), a Catholic who is such a true believer that […]
L.A. Streetfighters (1985)
Also known as Ninja Turf, this was directed by Woo-sang Park, who we all know directed Miami Connection. It’s about new kid at school Tony (Phillip Rhee, who created and starred in the Best of the Best series of movies) and how he instantly vibes with a gang leader named Young (Jun Chong, whose company Action Brothers Productions […]
Zipang (1990)
Jigoku is a samurai outlaw with a bounty on his head that Zatoichi, Cyrano de Bergerac and Yuri the Pistol is out to collect. Except she’s the one who nearly catches him. And then he falls in love with her. And he has a bigger thing than saving his head on his mind. He’s looking for […]
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