CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Count Dracula’s Great Love (1974)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Count Dracula’s Great Love was on Chiller Theater on Saturday. October 14, 1978 at 11:30 p.m., Saturday. May 3, 1980, at 1:00 a.m. and Saturday, June 26, 1982, at 1:00 a.m.

Call it El Gran Amor del Conde Dracula. Call it Cemetery Girls. Or Dracula’s Great Love — the title I saw the film under — or Dracula’s Virgin Lovers or The Great Love of Count Dracula. Whatever title you prefer, you’re about to savor a nonsensical odyssey through Spanish vampire madness, a world where someone can fall down the steps for what seems like hours, all women dress like Disney princesses, and a girl can step on a bear trap and only get a small scratch.

We start in an old sanatorium, deep in the Carpathian Mountains. A large, heavy, man-shaped crate arrives. Of course, you know that that crate has Doctor Wendell Marlow (Naschy) inside it. But right now, this scene is all about these movers casing the joint and trying to steal something, only for one to get hit with an axe and the other to get his throat ripped out and sent tumbling over and over and well, over.

Then, a stagecoach with four women — Karen, Marlene, Senta and Elke — breaks down and forces the girls to stay at Marlowe’s mansion. One by one, the girls are bitten and become part of Dracula’s army of the undead, all with the goal of the head vamp resurrecting his daughter Radna and convincing a virgin — hi Karen — to love him forever before he sacrifices her.

By the end, Dracula has had enough of this lifestyle and decides to kill his brides with sunlight. Then, he realizes that he loves Karen and can’t use her to further his monstrous aims, so he kills himself with a stake.

If you’re a fan of female vampires being female vampires — which mostly means them licking blood off of one another and whipping — then Naschy has exactly what you’re craving here. There was a one version of the film that has the actresses remaining modest, while the international cuts of the film feature abundant full monty shots of the brides. And there’s also fifteen minutes of footage that no one can locate that supposedly goes even further!

Amazingly, Naschy made this movie, Hunchback of the Morgue, Curse of the Devil, Horror Rises from the Tomb and Vengeance of the Zombies all in the same year.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Children of the Night (1991)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: 1990s

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: John Connelly is a lifelong genre film fan living in New Jersey. His Letterboxd profile is https://letterboxd.com/johnconn/

In 1990, Fangoria Entertainment launched Fangoria Films, a short-lived production company. Founded in 1979 as a spinoff of science fiction film magazine Starlog, Fangoria is a brand deeply associated with a certain kind of Gen-X horror fandom. What Famous Monsters of Filmland was a generation earlier, Fangoria became for a generation raised on slasher films and Tom Savini effects.

Fangoria Films would produce three features between 1990 and 1992. The first of these efforts, Mindwarp, is a post-apocalyptic mutant thriller starring genre heavyweights Bruce Campbell and Angus Scrimm. The third would be Severed Ties, a creature feature starring a later-career Oliver Reed. The second is the focus of this piece, 1991’s Children of Night.

Children of the Night feels in certain ways like an adaptation of Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot. Or, perhaps, of John Farris or Charles L Grant, the kind of writers you might find in Paperbacks from Hell. The story begins with two teenage girls, eager to escape their small town. Together, they engage in a local tradition: symbolically washing the “dirt of this town” off of them by swimming together in a flooded church crypt. When one of the girls, Lucy, drops her crucifix, the pair accidentally awaken Czakyr, an ancient vampire with a penchant for virgin blood. Teacher Mark Gardner (played by Stargate SG-1’s Peter Deluise) and his friend, the local priest, must lead an effort to save the town from being overrun by the restless dead.

Children of the Night is directed by Tony Randel. Randel’s other credits include the only good Hellraiser sequel, Hellraiser 2 and Amityville: It’s About Time, the second-best Amityville sequel. The cast includes Karen Black — star of such horror classics as Burnt Offerings and Tobe Hooper’s remake of Invaders from Mars, but perhaps best known to this readership for Trilogy of Terror. The film also features a memorable turn by Juilliard-educated SNL alumnus Garrett Morris. Industry legends KNB Effects provided makeup effects for the movie’s bloodsuckers. There are many reasons why it is surprising this film is not a cult classic. If it were more widely available, I believe it would be. The first time I saw this film was on a bad VHS rip with Russian subtitles. The second time was on Tubi, where it is not currently available.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Arbor Day (1990)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: 1990s

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Adam Hursey is a pharmacist specializing in health informatics by day, but his true passion is cinema. His current favorite films are Back to the FutureStop Making Sense, and In the Mood for Love. He has written articles for Film East and The Physical Media Advocate, primarily examining older films through the lens of contemporary perspectives. He is usually found on Letterboxd, where he mainly writes about horror and exploitation films. You can follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram at ashursey.

I typically shy away from horror comedies. Or really comedies in general. I find that films as a medium generally have a hard time maintaining enough momentum for a theatrical run time. I much prefer the length of a sitcom. Sometimes, even 22 minutes is a stretch, though. I love a good skit. Best of all, a good Vine (RIP). You got six seconds to make me laugh.

But when I do find a comedy I enjoy, it is usually in the form of a spoof. Not even a satire. Just a good old-fashioned silly spoof. Airplane is probably my favorite straight-up cinematic comedy of all time. Amazon Women on the Moon would be up there. These films just make me laugh, no matter how many times I watch them.

Mixing horror and comedy is a combination that I do not seek out. I appreciate it more if the film is funny without necessarily being a comedy. Something like Return of the Living Dead comes to mind. Again, I do like a parody. I found Alfred Sole’s Pandemonium to be a pleasant surprise. And now Arbor Day, Joseph Sikorski’s take on a slasher set on a holiday.

Honestly, I’m not totally sure I knew this film was a comedy going into it. I had absolutely no expectations. But this disc was part of my Terror Vision subscription, so I figured I should give it a try. I’m glad that I did. Starting with a send-up of Citizen Kane, the film hooked me right away. There was no hiding the purpose of the film was to try to provide a goofy good time. 

It’s Arbor Day, apparently the most celebrated and highest of holy days in this film’s universe, and Elmer (Elm for short) and his parents are looking for that perfect spot to plant a sapling. However, disaster strikes when a grizzly bear decapitates Elmer’s father and…violates his mother (also killing her). Twenty years later, Elmer remains catatonic in a facility, only showing brief bursts of activity each Arbor Day. This year, Elmer escapes, returning home (as one does in a horror movie) for…revenge maybe. His motivation is not exactly clear. As fate would have it, a bunch of teenagers are using Elmer’s childhood home for their Arbor Day party. There will be blood this Arbor Day. And viscera. Lots of viscera.

Even at a relatively short running time of 80 minutes, the film almost overstays its welcome. It was a little touch-and-go. But, for me, it was able to hold it together just enough to get it over the finish line. I did laugh out loud a few times. Particularly at one scene where Elmer thinks about what could be if he and a potential victim got together, settled down, had a little sprout of their own. Nah, he says. LOL by me. 

I’d watch this one again. And that might be the biggest compliment I could give a horror comedy. I ain’t watching Repossessed again, that’s for sure. Usually once is more than enough. But I could easily make this one an Arbor Day tradition.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Don’t Look In the Basement (1973)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Don’t Look In the Basement was on Chiller Theater on Saturday. March 3, 1979 at 1:00 a.m. and Saturday. December 11, 1982 at 1:00 a.m.

We often refer to movies as “Brownriggian” when we watch films all night on Saturday nights with the Drive-In Asylum Double Feature on Facebook Live. There’s no better example of what this word means than S. F. Brownrigg’s 1973 shocker Don’t Look in the Basement AKA The Forgotten AKA Death Ward #13.

Dr. Stephens, the primary doctor at Stephens Sanitarium, has a theory that patients should be able to freely act out their insanities in the hopes that someday they will snap back to reality. You know, if I’ve learned one thing about asylum doctors from, well, Asylum and Alone in the Dark, it’s that they’re all just as insane as their charges.

Before one of the older nurses can retire, we have the Judge (Gene Ross) chopping the doctor with an axe and Harriet (Camilla Carr) smashing the nurse’s head inside a suitcase. So when Charlotte Beale (Rosie Holotik, the cover girl of the April 1972 Playboy, as well as appearances in Horror High and the ghostly hitchhiker in Encounter with the Unknown) shows up for a new job and things seem weird. Or Brownriggian. In short, everything feels off. Hallways and stairwells seem like passageways to other dimensions, and sweaty horror lurks, sleeping like some kind of Southern gothic force of dread and menace.

This is a place filled with human children, killer women obsessed with sex, an elderly woman who thinks that flowers are her kids, a military man who lost his platoon in Vietnam and more. Even the sane are driven mad just by being in their presence.

There are plenty of people who decry Brownrigg’s movies, but I’m certainly not one of them. They invite you to worlds that are not our own and seem to come from a dimension far from here. For that and the vacation to the psychotronic that they offer, we should celebrate them.

For an added treat, check out JH Rood’s journey to the set locations, which you can download from the Internet Archive.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Lady Beware (1987)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Unsung Horrors Rule (under 1000 logged views on Letterboxd)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Adam Hursey is a pharmacist specializing in health informatics by day, but his true passion is cinema. His current favorite films are Back to the FutureStop Making Sense, and In the Mood for Love. He has written articles for Film East and The Physical Media Advocate, primarily examining older films through the lens of contemporary perspectives. He is usually found on Letterboxd, where he mainly writes about horror and exploitation films. You can follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram at ashursey.

After watching this film, I feel like I need to take a bath in Diane Lane’s open-air bathtub, but for much different reasons than her stalker did.

The year 2025 will go down for many things, some good, some bad, but as far as my Letterboxd stats go, it will be the year I discovered Karen Arthur.

The Mafu Cage, a twisted tale of two sisters starring Lee Grant and Carol Kane, completely blew my mind. Director Karen Arthur really knows how to ratchet up the claustrophobia, leading to some anxiety-inducing scenes. She also knows how to make the small feel big. The Mafu Cage was adapted from a stage play, but Arthur is able to downplay any restrictions found in a play. After watching The Mafu Cage, I had to seek out her debut film, Legacy, an adaptation of a one-woman show depicting a woman’s descent into madness. Talk about unsung, it only has 45 logged views on Letterboxd. 

After these first two films, Arthur became primarily a television director, which had a stigma about it in the 1970s and 80s. If you couldn’t cut it as a film film director, you were shuffled over to television, the perceived inferior media. If television was seen as less than, it surely did not stop her from producing the highest of quality. The Rape of Richard Beck turns the tables on the traditional rape-revenge film, with Richard Crenna earning an Emmy award along the way for his portrayal of a cop who does not play by the rules (or, actually, literally plays by his own set of rules), but finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. Speaking of the Emmys, Arthur became the first female to win a Best Director award for an episode of Cagney and Lacey. While television work fills most of her resume, Arthur did have one other feature film in her, the erotic thriller Lady Beware.

Released about a month before the mother of all erotic thrillers, Fatal Attraction, Lady Beware tells the story of Katya (Lane), an ambitious young woman who does not take no for an answer, nearly demanding a place as the window dresser for a Pittsburgh department store. Katya’s displays prove to be controversial and provocative, but one person whose attention she receives is Jack, a married X-ray technician who begins an unhealthy obsession with Katya, quickly escalating from obscene phone calls to breaking and entering.

Unfortunately, the finished project did not get the approval of Arthur herself. The producers attempted to amp up the exploitative side of the film, including nude scenes of Lane that Arthur says she would not have included. She stated that she considered removing her name from the film (would that have made it a film by Alice Smithee?), but would not because the actors cannot remove their names.

Still, despite being a bit of a mess (side characters are introduced, only to be abandoned, no doubt most of their performance ending up on the cutting room floor), Lady Beware is a very interesting watch. It could have been the performance that elevated Lane from child star to adult actress. She would have to wait almost 15 years for Unfaithful to bring her the attention she deserved all along. 

Lady Beware is currently stuck on VHS, desperately needing restoration from one of these boutique physical media labels. Paging Cinematographe! I think this film would fit perfectly in that collection.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 15: Pontypool (2008)

15. A Horror Film in Which Language is the Weapon

Why did it take so long for me to watch this? A zombie — kinda — movie set inside one room, radio talk show host Grant Mazzy’s (Stephen McHattie) studio — Pontypool is filled with imagination and utter strangeness, as a virus uses language against people and can only be defeated by wordplay.

I love the interplay between Grant and Laurel-Ann (Georgina Reilly), his producer, as well as the oddness of Dr. Mendez (Hrant Alianak), the expert who is trying to discover why people are suddenly losing their minds and how words can transmit the virus.

Bruce McDonald (Kids In the Hall), who directed this, explains the disease like this: “There are three stages to this virus. The first stage is when you might begin to repeat a word. Something gets stuck. And usually it’s words that are terms of endearment, like sweetheart or honey. The second stage is when your language becomes scrambled, and you can’t express yourself properly. The third stage, you become so distraught at your condition that the only way out of the situation you feel, as an infected person, is to try and chew your way through the mouth of another person.”

This uses its budget effectively, often relying more on sound than visuals to tell the story. And I love the ending, which pushes this universe into surrealism, as Grant and Lisa take on the identities of Johnny Deadeyes and Lisa the Killer, a concept eventually followed up in the movie Dreamland.

This is the kind of film that gets in my head and frightens me long after, because it feels just strange enough that it could happen.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 15: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

15. GOES WITHOUT SAYING: Feast your eyes on something with little to no dialogue at all.

Directed by Robert Wiene and written by Hans Janowitz and Carl Mayer, this is the perfect expression of German Expressionism. Janowitz and Mayer, both pacifists who despised authority after their military experiences during World War I, created something amazing here, which Wiene realized.

Roger Ebert called it arguably “the first true horror film,” and it’s still unsettling to watch today.

Dr. Caligari (Werner Krauss) is a hypnotist who has his own sleeping man, Cesare (Conrad Veidt), whom he uses to entertain — and murder — people. Caligari prophesies that  Franzis’ (Friedrich Feher) best friend Alan (Hans Heinrich von Twardowski) will die by morning. When it happens, Franzis and his girlfriend Jane (Lil Dagover) investigate, which leads to a plot where Caligari may or may not be the head doctor of an asylum.

But ah, the ending! The beginning seems so simple, with Franzis telling his story. Finding out that he’s an unreliable narrator makes this entire movie one to watch again.

Is this a fairy tale? Is it one man trying to make sense of things? Is it Janowitz working out witnessing a murder behind the Holstenwall, which gives the setting its name?

While this is considered a cult movie, it was released as a typical film. But when we see it today, a hundred years later, we think that it had to have been an art film.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Crimson, the Color of Blood (1973)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: J &B 

From J&B In the Movies

Las ratas no duermen de noche (Rats Don’t Sleep at Night) was released in the U.S. as Crimson, the Color of Blood and The Man With the Severed Head.

After a jewel heist, Jack Surnett (Paul Naschy) is shot in the head. His gang is smart enough to know that there’s a scientist named Professor Teets (Ricardo Palmerola) who can do some pretty wild surgeries, like a brain transplant. However, they use the brain of a serial killer named The Sadist (Roberto Mauri), going out in the middle of the evening to just chop off his head. And by this amazing procedure, Jack becomes even more violent than he was before.

Directed by Juan Fortuny, who co-wrote the script with Marius Lesoeur and H.L. Rostaine, this film features Naschy in what must have been a dream role, as every time he sees a woman, he has to make love to her. Well, not love. Violent killing maniac love. This has plenty of Eurocult goddesses in it, like Evelyne Scott (AKA Evelyne Deher, she’s also in Shining Sex), Silvia Solar (Devil’s Kiss) and Gilda Arancio (Kiss Me Killer).

More of a crime movie than a horror film, this doesn’t have much Nashy, but it does feature random dance scenes, and when he finally does show up, he’s all wrapped up. But I kind of like that it’s a gangster movie. Head transplants were a big thing in 70s!

You can watch this on Tubi.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Web of the Spider (1971)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Web of the Spider was on Chiller Theater on Saturday. October 18, 1980 at 1:00 a.m. and Saturday. November 27, 1982 at 1:00 a.m.

After Castle of Blood‘s disappointing box office, Antonio Margheriti felt he could remake the film in color and have it be more successful.

Edgar Allan Poe (Klaus Kinski) is our narrator and Kinski shows up for the beginning and the ending of the movie. He’s interviewed by Alan Foster (Anthony Franciosa), who challenges him as to the truth of his stories. This leads to a bed with Lord Blackwood (Enrico Osterman) about spending a night in his castle, a place where he soon meets Elisabeth (Michèle Mercier, Black Sabbath) and quickly falls into love — and bed — with her before she announces that she’s no longer alive.

There’s also Julia (Karin Field), William Perkins (Silvano Tranquilli) and Elisabeth’s husband,Dr. Carmus (Peter Carsten). The ghosts need his blood to come back to life, but Elisabeth helps him to escape, only for him to impale himself on the gate, dying just as Poe gets there.

I adore that the tagline of this is “Based on Edgar Allan Poe’s Night of the Living Dead.” He did write a poem “Spirits of the Dead” and the 1932 movie The Living Dead was based on Poe’s “The Black Cat” and “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether” as well as Robert Louis Stevenson’s The Suicide Club. But no, he has nothing to do with Romero’s movie.

I really like the soundtrack by Riz Ortolani but this can’t compare to the black and white — and yes, Barbara Steele appearance — in the original. That said, Kinski is awesome in every second he’s on screen, looking like a complete madman.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Carnal Circuit (1969)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: J&B

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Adam Hursey is a pharmacist specializing in health informatics by day, but his true passion is cinema. His current favorite films are Back to the FutureStop Making Sense, and In the Mood for Love. He has written articles for Film East and The Physical Media Advocate, primarily examining older films through the lens of contemporary perspectives. He is usually found on Letterboxd, where he mainly writes about horror and exploitation films. You can follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram at ashursey.

Stop the press!

I originally had a different film in this slot—Night Angel, which I ended up moving to a different category. The J&B element was not very strong in Night Angel. Just a scene where you can see a bottle on a shelf behind a bar. I realized that, somehow, I did not have a single Italian film on my list this year. When I reviewed a Letterboxd list that so kindly compiled films that feature the iconic Scotch whiskey, I discovered a film I somehow missed when I dove into Alberto De Martino’s filmography last year. Carnal Circuit, a film most definitely worthy of inclusion in any forgotten giallo set.

Alberto De Martino is probably my favorite Italian director not named Fulci. It is a hill I’m willing to die upon. He is probably best known for rip-offs of more successful films. The Antichrist is a rip-off of The Exorcist. Holocaust 2000 is a rip-off of The Omen. I guess you could say Pumaman is a Superman rip-off. Maybe his reputation for knock-offs lessens his cache among cinephiles. If so, it’s their loss. If they take it, toss it, and leave it, as Sir Mix-a-Lot so wisely said, I’ll pull up quick to retrieve it.

Carnal Circuit is an early example of the giallo. No black glove clad killer to be found here. But we do get the trope of a “common” man (not affiliated with the police) entering his sleuthing era, trying to get to the bottom of a murder mystery. In this film, Paolo (Robert Hoffman) is a newspaper reporter who gets caught up in the mystery thanks to a friend from his past, Giulio (Roger Fritz). Thugs are out for Giulio, the current face of an advertising campaign for the International Chemical corporation. But why would anyone want to rough up such a beautiful mug? Turns out that Giulio has made some enemies on his way to the top, as one does. But now Giulio has turned up dead, killed in a vehicle accident. Or was it an accident? Seems as if everyone on the International Chemical board had a reason for revenge against Giulio. But enough to kill? Perhaps his diaries give an answer, and it is up to Paolo to find them on his quest for the truth.

I do have a soft spot in my heart for these giallo films that were made before Dario Argento put his stamp on the subgenre, forever changing the way they are perceived. Carnal Circuit is similar to Fulci’s Perversion Story (or One on Top of the Other). Both films bring their story to California, although Fulci is more interested in framing his tale through the lens of Vertigo. De Martino’s film spends a good deal of its running time slowly revealing the change in Giulio (and seeing how much female flesh he can expose along the way—really putting the carnal in Carnal Circuit).

Unfortunately, the J&B component in this film was no different from Night Angel. Simply a scene where the former spokesperson for International Chemical makes a drunken display at a company party. He stands in front of a bottle of J&B before plummeting to his death out of a window (a missed opportunity for a dummy drop). 

At any rate, this film has been one of my favorite watches of the month, and another piece of ammunition in my battle to champion Alberto De Martino.