EDITOR’S NOTE: This was originally on the site on October 30, 2020.
Along with Edge of the Axe and Deadly Manor, Spanish horror director José Ramón Larraz made this movie explicitly for the burgeoning American video rental market. It has all the cheap thrills you want, but it feels like a Michelin star chef just made you a mac and cheese pizza.
Helen Hewitt (Lorin Jean Vail, The Patriot) and her husband Bob (Scott Thompson Baker, Open House) have just moved into the country villa of her recently deceased Aunt Catherine. Everyone there is pretty much beyond rude and more in your face hostile to them both, which is only the start of the weirdness they endure. I mean, I would have given up when the corpse of Catherine sat straight up when Helen kissed her.
Actually, even before they get there, Helen learns that her father was Catherine’s ex-husband and that he died soon after she was born. Her aunt has held a grudge out against the family, but still gives her everything she owns before she commits suicide during the video will by drinking poisoned milk. Yes, you read that correctly.
This is another movie I have to add to my poison milk Letterboxd list, which also includes La muñeca perversa, The Cat O’Nine Tails, The Two Mrs. Carrolls, The Killing Kind, Impulse, The Woods, Confessions, Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker, Edge of Darkness and Revenge of the Living Dead Girls.
Jack Taylor — who was in more horror movies than even I have watched, but I’ll list out the Nostradamus films, The Ghost Galleon and Female Vampire to start — plays a blind musician who plays a concert while everyone in the town conspires against the two newcomers. Eurohorror queen Patty Shepherd also shows up as a character named, get this, Gertrude Stein.
It’s not great, but the idea of a great movie is in here. But you know me. This is exactly the kind of goofball horror that I love.
You can get this from Vinegar Syndrome.