Cross of the Seven Jewels (1987)
Directed by, written by and starring Marco Antonio Andolfi — who also did the special effects — who claims he based this on comic books, plays and his real life, which really says a lot I guess. Eight years later, he took all this footage, re-edited it and threw in some footage he stole from The […]
Bigfoot vs. Illuminati (2020)
If you find a weird movie on Tubi that sounds like another movie, chances are that BC Fourteen wrote and directed it. Fast and the Furry. Pets. Trolling. Avenger Dogs Christmas. Trump vs. the Illuminati. I’d like to think that he is an active artificial intelligence making these things based on slips of paper fed into him by an army […]
Child of Peach (1987)
There are movies that blow your mind and then there are movies that make you wonder if you’ve been experiencing reality properly. I use the term movie drugs on here pretty often. Welcome to the black tar heroin of movie drugs. Chung-Hsing Chao was an actor who’d been in movies like Buddha’s Palm and Dragon […]
International Gorillay (1990)
Look, sometimes even I just don’t know. Back in 1990, Salman Rushdie was targeted for death and it was all people talked about and his bok The Satanic Verses was available everywhere and got way bigger than it would have been otherwise. I mean, my parents bought a copy. Three brothers — a cop and two […]
Karate Rock (The Kid with Iron Hands) (1990)
Fabrizio De Angelis may not rank as high as his Italian moviemaking brethern, but the guy made all three Thunder movies and that alone makes him a star in my world even before you factor in Killer Crocodile, the Karate Warrior series and the fact that he wrote Zombie Holocaust, which became Dr. Butcher M.D. So hey — what if […]
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