Funland (1987)
Filmed at Six Flags Over Georgia in Austell, Georgia, this is the kind of movie that I can’t really figure out. Who is it for? What is it really all about? Is it a slasher, which it seems like from that poster? Is it a comedy? Is it even funny? It’s a complete mess. But […]
Party Line (1988)
This is the most 1988 movie that I have ever seen, one that is equal parts Cinemax After Dark semi-sleaze mixed with last gasp of celebrity, a late model slasher and even giallo-esque elements all with the gimmick of party lines, which before the interest used to dominate the late night airwaves, promising live sex […]
Murdercycle (1999)
Murdercycle, you have a great poster going for you and the absolutely insipid idea that aliens would come to Earth in the form of black leather wearing motorcycle riders, just like Galactica ’80, a show that only I am cursed to remember. That’s when the military — along with a female doctor who can read minds — […]
Old Enough (1984)
Some people would watch this movie because it’s the debut of Alyssa Milano, but those people have no idea who Rainbow Harvest is. Rainbow was in two made for TV movies, a few TV shows and a handful of movies, including Mirror, Mirror and then she disappeared. She’s wonderful in this, a streetwise teenager who wins […]
The Graveyard (1974)
So, read this explanation: A crippled woman takes pleasure in tormenting her son, blaming him for her condition, all because he killed her cat. Flash-forward a few years and despite a new wife and baby, his mother still owns him and all hell breaks loose. Now what if I told you that Lana Turner plays […]
UFO’s It Has Begun (1981, but really 1974)
You have to hand it to the producers of this film. Based on the book UFOs: Past, Present, and Future by Robert Emenegger, it was originally released with that title in 1974, then re-released in 1976. And after Close Encounters of the Third Kind, they changed the title to UFO’s It Has Begun and put it back […]
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